Since its almost Halloween I can't stop obsessing over vamp and goth shit, it makes me blush more than anything. I would be so happy to be a vampire or have a gorgeous vampire's hand to hold in the night.
>>79274481Why would being a vampire make you happy?
>>79274490It would be so comfy to sleep in a coffin in a mansion, I already live a nocturnal lifestyle anyway, I'm pale, being a vampire would be cute.
>>79274481>wants to be immortal on a board where everyone wants to die
>>79274481Wait, is this Vamp or just someone that likes vampires?
>>79274481Which vampire clan would you belong to? Who would have sired you? How would you dress yourself?
>>79275013Pretty easy suicide to stab yourself with a wooden stake imo
>>79275027I title things roughly so I remember what the content is, I'm not sure what you mean.
>>79275036I have no idea whatsoever, what about you though?
>>79275214I might be a LaSombra since I already hate the sunlight, but with my luck probably Malkavian from being attracted to women with mental disorders.
>>79275225Where are these from? I've never really heard of clans before.
>>79275206There is someone that goes by Vamp here. I was just wondering if you were them.
>>79275233Vampire: The MasqueradeYou should play VTMB man it's a classic
>>79275206there was a female poster here who went by vamp and confused anons who chase every woman who posts here are probably coming to thread out of confusion.
>>79275250I was mostly just wanting to tell Vamp to fuck off.
>>79275242Sounds very cool, I'm so in love with goth content right now, I'm smitten by my wife, he'd make a perfect vampire
>>79275239No, a random shota
>>79275273>my wife, hewat
>>79275263My bad then man, that's more based than expected.
>>79275282He's male but I call him wife because he's beautiful
>>79275307How do I become a gothwife for a woman?
>>79275312Be amazing at cooking and put eyeliner on your waterline
>>79275325>Be amazing at cookingI really can't, as I don't get along well with food at all.>put eyeliner on your waterlineI guess I can try. Fuck I need to become a goth bf asap.
>>79275332Its not gay to paint your nails black, I love a goth boyfriend, send pictures?
>>79275349>send pictures?I will if you become my gf. Yeah I'd definitely try black nail, eyeliner, maybe even black lipstick. I have long dark hair so it'd fit nicely.
>>79275367Brother I am a whole ass male, just a faglord and boymodder. I believe in you though, don't go too hard with the makeup you don't wanna look gay.
Fucking vamp chads and their glistening skin
>>79274481That's the style I'm going for in how I dress.
>>79275325I'm amazing at cooking and I have eyeliner lying right behind me. Do I win sth now?
>>79276887A kiss goodnight
>>79276877Wheres your mansion and glass stained windows at
>>79277196Well, I guess that would remove the k in khhv kek.>>79277208Sorry, I had to sell my mansion to afford fancy goth clothes. I'm all out of mansions now.
