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The night shift edition
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It's a sad affair when you are a 30 year old autistic male plagued by ineptitude and consumerism.
High IQ and did well at school but didn't succeed due to being atrocious at the things that matter: commitment, socialising and an internal drive to achieve.
I lack any want to have relationships, a career or kids. This is not normal but it is my reality. That part of the human essence does not exist within my soul.
GCSEs, A-Levels and a degree did not mean a fucking thing. Suffering through school and university didn't mean a thing because I am simply not cut out for life.
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Good bread, this
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I think I would try psychedelics, maybe they could cure my autism. Mushrooms or LSD. Only thing that cures my autism is vast amounts of alcohol which isn't healthy and people can smell it.
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Hope ***** has a nice birthday.
In my feelings..God forgive me I'm in my feelings......................................................................................................I believed her....I still think about those days......Well somebody has to don't they? I still think about it from time 2 time
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Very hard for me to contain my jeetalust.

Whenever i see a jeeta, i fantasize about redeeming her vagene with my nordic spaffjuice
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>>79281622
They shit in the street though
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I dont want 2 be here anymore. I want to be there. So can u tell me. How'd I get there.
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it a yoker kinda night...
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>>79281491
If you lack a want to have them, what's the problem?
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***** knows corinthians 13
Just messaged ****
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>>79281714
Dunno, just societal pressures and norms and all that. Load of bollocks really.
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>>79281622
Don't like most of them but there are some very nice ones
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>>79281785
this bitch is annoying but has nice tits
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>>79281365
six figure brother in canada
millionaire multi property owning step dad
family in germany
visits them all regularly
only ever worked white collar (and failed at it)
>u 2 parent middle class faggot
kek. You've never known hardship in your life. Cosmopolitan mongboy. You'd piss and shit yourself if you had to live working class. Posting bollocks on the internet all day. Idiot larper
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>>79281825
Away tell daddy u did an epic troll on the internet again
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>>79281795
My thoughts exactly, would give her a disappointing shag
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>Entitled white roastie whores: "Entertain me, worthless paypiggie troglodyte boyim"
>Wholesome jeetas: Webm rel
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If I speak in tongues of men ndangels bt have not love
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>>79281769
Don't worry about it lad. Live your own life. Run your own race.
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>>79281825
Notice u ignored what I actually said nd filled the rest with your fantasy imagination cause u cant even begin to imagine what I said
It's not even a thing in your 2 parent life
Silver spoon mong
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There's lads in contact with their biological father that want to crabs in a bucket me as being more working class
Kek
Away have a wee day out with ur daddy
Faggot
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>>79281901
everything I said is true
>Silver spoon mong
kek. You're the most pampered mong on here. Plenty lads who suffered genuine hardship/poverty/abuse don't whinge half as much as you. Pathetic twat
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He's got a point Crossy. Your life sounds quite easy. Having no contact with your biological father isn't that unusual to be honest, and you've got it cushy elsewhere. I know you're unhappy but those are two different things.
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>>79281767
Great movie this was. I can also recommend Kanako's world. It's on Youtube as well.
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>>79281945
Cool. When u grow up like me u don't feel like showing it off. U literally dint know me bt you're welcome to continue pretending that you do. Thx
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>>79282033
Drop the victim mentality. There's people with a much worse start in life than you who have done much better. I'm one of them.
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saddest adult man slappy fight
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worried our crosslad would think this other lowercase lad is me, but he's not me, is he? nah. i'd know.
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>>79282033
Know plenty about you. Why because you get drunk and post bollocks on the internet all day. Grown 40 year old man, shows up to dinner with mum pissed because he was up all night spamming drivel doing his cringe "13 corinthians" larp (doesnt even know how to quote bible chapters) with his dosser mates on 4chan.
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>>79282122
are you that lore seer from a few threads ago?
sorry i took the piss, i thought of a real question later on in my head, don't know if i ever posted it:
did that one lad who thought about getting a hat, being one of them lads who just goes round wearing a hat, all that, did he ever get the hat?
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>>79282122
Are you the lad who says HHL is 40 too? Seething at them just makes them more mopey and melodramatic
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>>79281968
>Your life sounds quite easy.
If my mum wasn't alive am homeless the very same day. I have nobody in life. I go byt for the grace of mummy nd I love her very much. Bt nobody else in this world loves me. If I want to be alive past the next 10 years I have to get a job most likely. Bt really. I grew up on a "veranda" a top floor 3rd floor flat in 1 of the poorest parts of the city my neighbours where drug dealers that called me Joe 20 cus I had thick glasses. I got jumped got my head kicked in every other day just walking home from the bus. ***** (posh) parents drove me home 1 day nd they were just in total silence at where I stayed. My bio dad threw a fit at my mum just for letting me live there. Dirty closes1 of the first nights we lived there me nd my wee sister was watching out the window cunts going at it with machetes. My 1st week in secondary school had to give police statement after i saw some cunt get done in with a hammer. Junkie hanged himself in my primary school playground. Drugs everywhere. Nobody who actually lived like I've lived wants to wear it as a badge like that other mong. My mum married out of it somewhat bt that's how I lived til I was 18. I prefer to move on. Nobody who types in lower case trannycase came from my life.
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>>79282133
not me lad

>>79282137
HHL is in his 30s. Crossmong admitted he was nearly 40 which he doesn't like to mention often because it makes his sad act even more pathetic
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>>79282173
Can't even guess his age from the vocaroos to be fair because everyone from Glasgow sounds about 60
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>>79282162
do you worry you will 'become' one of these people, crosso? i.e. maybe with drugs/age you will enter their world.
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>>79282173
>not me lad
no worries pal. if the lorewizard comes around, i'll catch him. not letting that opportunity go a second time.
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>>79282122
>cringe "13 corinthians" larp (doesnt even know how to quote bible chapters)
Irs technically 1 corinthians 13:13 bt I call it corinthians 13 4 my own reasons that are none of your business
Literally never said "13 corinthians" which wouldn't make sense
Try again thicko
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>>79282162
You said recently you don't wear glasses. Don't know what to believe
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Falling asleep to a Ted Bundy documentary
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>>79282173
>Crossmong admitted he was nearly 40
Lmao
Am sure u can show us proof of this
I am younger than HHL+Ruthlad
U don't deserve the specifics if you're already this bad at detective work
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>>79282234
You are 32?????
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>>79282210
yes you did mong. you posted a vocaroo where you were leafing through a bible trying and failing to find "13 corinthians". kek
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Everyone on /britfeel/ is 32/33 years old
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>>79282213
eyes can get better.
they just can.
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Just 2 make things easy
>>79281945
Demon
>>79282077
Demon
>>79282122
Demon
Inhuman agents of the horned one
>>79282250
Yep
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>>79282262
yep. remember Habbo Hotel? not just the 4chan shite, remember paedos asking if you wanted to cyber for free furni? good times.
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>>79282272
>I never knew you
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passed the demon test, lads.
but what if i'm a demon in disguise? how would i know?
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>>79282288
Romans 3:23, nice try at guilt tripping with shit u don't even believe in tho
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>>79282254
Oh right how about you stay awake drinking nd downing valium for 12 hours straight 100 posts deep nd get everything pitch perfect then
Am sure if YOU did that you'd dot all the is nd cross all the ts
Go ahead then
Kek
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Attracting a lot of demons tonight. Kek. Usually means a breakthrough on the way.
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>>79282318
>stay awake drinking nd downing valium for 12 hours straight 100 posts deep
just normal working class things
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>>79282254
Demon btw, as if I even had to say
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>>79282361
Here we can also observe a demon
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crossmong is AJ from sopranos if you aged him 20 years
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>>79282213
Have u axrually been jumped? See when some coked up neds follow yoi nd your wee pal back off the bus at night nd punch your head in with coke strength. It doesn't feel good. U wonder about anyone walking behind you for the rest of your life. It's not a joke. I don't like talking about this stuff. I prefer light hearted.
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compulsive liar doing his larps again
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Feel like pure shit just want him back

https://youtu.be/HGxQ_c0bkU0?si=-lsv5yZcbPBYFwJc

also wtf is with this email verification shite
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>>79282190
Its not a worry, it already happened.
I was self-proud that I stayed teetotal mostly until I was about 17
By the by, my German cousin visited that year nd we had police van roll up bc we were pissing against the wall
They said thats a fixed penalty notice
Drinking Glen's vodka
I said he's from Germany he doesn't know the laws here
They were like that ur talking shite I said show them ur tattoos he's got "HAMBURG" down his arm They thought he was putting ona fake German accent lol
Nowadays he's also got swastikas, on his legs arms fucking hands. Lives in a caravan growing cannabis. I've got some mental family which saved me few times
Bt I always thought ill be teetotal nd stay in control of my mind nd avoid this grim life
Got a job, instantly got into drugs for stress relief
Drinking every night
My wee sister was saying its so grim how I go in ur room nd it's all empty bottles
I was even annoyed at her for saying it
Nxt thing cocaine heroin everything anything
On methadone for all my mid 20s
Nd picking it up made to feel like a criminal
So yeah
I always felt it was full circle
I tried to escape scum class, I eben got very close. I didn't want to stay there. At all
Did my wee school exams, pit tje work in
Still ended up the same place I was fucking born to be
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OK then u win. I cant be bothered with this thread now. I don't even care about w/e ur going on about nd I dont want 2 argue with any1 bt u drag me in for some reason I just wanted to have few drinks nd post my usual stuff nd have a nice time bt u put me in a sour mood making me argue when I don't want to have arguments with anyone. U made me sad. I don't want to argue with any1 bt obviously I defend myself. Maybe am thin skinned bt it make me sad. I just wanted 2 post my wee things. I can't be bothered now. U win. Nvm then. I cba with this thread.
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being a prick to others for no reason then cry victim when they don't like you
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>>79282646
>being a prick to others for no reason
Show me then, quote it now, quote my words doing this, or fuck up
U already won lad
Ur the school bully you always wished u could be
I cba anymore, you're the top boy
Well done
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chronically dehydrated again for fucks sake
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REAL bricklayers always rely on coke strength.
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I pass UK CHAIRMAN on to Arbroath poster lass nd alizee poster lad, if helper poster lad approves
I rather get a good night sleep nd spend time with my mummy
Just wanted 2 post my usual wee stuff nd have a nice time bt I can't be arsed with these cunts anymore. They can't just let me do my thing.
Took enough abuse
Thx
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crosslad
do not be sad
for this is acrostics
cdfc
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Literally got **** messaging me now nd I was still wanting to post my wee posts here for britfeel feels anyway bt am just not in the mood now. I should just talk to **** nd mummy nd leave here. Can't be honest aboit my life w/o some failed normalfag mong making me his enemy. It makes me sad. I'm sad. I just wanted to post my wee stuff. Corinthians 13 etc. I was looking forward to that kind of night bt its ruined now. Oh but I done that wrong in a vocaroo in nineteen canteen nd am not rrally working class nd am this nd that. I never wanted to make anyone here feel worse just post hpw I was feeling. Bt I offended ppl I guess. I can't be bothered then. Sorry then. U remind me of the school bully that bullied me for 7 years then said lets shake hands at the school disco bt it was a fake handshake. Pulled away. I don't want to be around those ppl. Good luck 2 you then.
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>>79282699
I had no problem with you before just certain posts you've made in the past rubbed me the wrong way and I began to realize you can be a real prick
don't really care if you want to be like that it's the internet after all but then give up with this whole victim routine. School bully? lol fuck off
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I can't be bothered. U win. Peace.
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>>79283028
>some failed normalfag mong
kek you've got to be joking. You're the biggest failed normalfag here.
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on that 24hr grind
get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFuBnqHILE0
>>79282740
Don't listen to the bullies are crossy. You do you. Country is full of ghouls innit? Get some water down ya and persevere!
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Chika sleeps peacefully while I have to go to work now. It not right.
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>>79283097
Quote me on that then, quote my posts "being a real prick"
Am not interested in ur gay lowercase normiemong opinion give me specifics. Here's an easy way 2 get u started https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/%20%21%21s7UYxqjmjsZ/ am expecting results asap
Nd yes btw u are a wannabe school bully nd u are a failed normalfag. I have a good intuition for anons and that's what you are. Classic mong that probably got bullied bt if you'd been given the chance you'd bully ppl yourself like you've been doing here. Ugly soul. Nd have a word with the shift key u fucking cretin. Stop typing like a chav.
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Me? Had the world handed to me. Didn't want jt. Wanted my bedroom. Like stardusk says most men are 1 blowjob away from quitting MGTOW. Ive seen it all nd am still a shut in. Ur a resentful wee prick seething bc you can't get it. That's the difference between an actual robot nd a failed normalfag. Nothing will ever corrupt me. I dont even want it. Its not that I can't get it. I literally don't even want it. We aren't the same. Post your 3DPD pornography NPC faggot.
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At work now me
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>>79283772
>nd u are a failed normalfag
from the lad who still gets nostalgic for his pub going "hikki days" kek
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>>79284089
Ur actually too retarded as a human to understand what I meant by that, this conversation is over. Consult ur local special needs charity
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https://vocaroo.com/1drKXU2gIIC5 corinthians 13
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>>79284109
post the one where you talk about how shit your life is
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S/o my wee bully lad
https://vocaroo.com/1dvm9XyXKkVT
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>>79284245
keep going lad howling at these
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https://vocaroo.com/12OCTsMTZM4A I expect a response within the hour or ur official done
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>>79284328
you've done me lad. Simply shan't be recovering from this one
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https://vocaroo.com/1hEFgCQjrbZB
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>>79284402
Howling. Simply howling
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Tempted to call in sick and go back to bed
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I said
What if Mary
Was in the club
Before she met Joseph?
Round hella thugs
WHAT IF MARY
WAS IN THE CLUB
FO SHE MET JOSEPH ROUND HELLA THUGS
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Can't listen to those roos me. His voice and manner of speaking is so irritating .
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Fine ill go to work, might call in sick tomorrow
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Last 1 https://vocaroo.com/1nlW0Ea9FsjH
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Time 2 get them tendies on
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32 year old man. Has schizo fantasies about having physic powers in school.
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>>79281419
So lads, are we getting excited about the budget?
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What if Mary was jn the club
WHAT IF MARY
Was in the club
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>>79284677
Buzzing me. Took the day off work so I can hear first hand how they're going to rape my arse.
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Nearly fell on my cunt off the sofa
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U were from my past life. Hope u doing well breh
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Where is my d*llycel
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Few tabs with d*llycel
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Feel slightly less suicidal now. Time heals all. I hope.
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Danb I reallt went on amad 1 msging ****. Corinthians 13 nd everything. I could sti ",unsend" bt I don't believe in that. W/e u said in the moment is whar you meant. Anyway **** knows how I feel. ***** on tbe other hand. Might get that cheeky bday text in nxt week. Both are agents of satan btw lmao. I just forgive it......what they did to me....no wonder
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>>79284733
Ready to go to work?
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Those days were so cute. Maybe i want to be cute. So fuck. Some days I take a shower b4 bed nd nxt day my hair is all poofed up nd I look in mirror nd feel like damn am cute today. Thats a kawaii ass nigga I'm looking at. Bt nobodybcan know my secret. It's like beauty nd the beast bt my secret werewolf form is being cute. Bt what if Mary was in the club. B4 she met Joseph around hella thugs.
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>>79284774
Suppose I will have to be.
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Am in my mischievous arc. Another lonely night has passed. Waiting for what **** saus to tje mental shit i sent. Kinda double guessing that now. Bt its in fir a penny. If I meant it then I meant it now. Fuck it.
>>79284733
Peace zelda poster lad
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>>79284833
Peace is all we want my lid.
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Would love to see mature ***** in Halloween costume cor
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***** birthday in a week thought. Fuck do I care about Halloween. AAAAAAAAAAA. They knew this week js hard for me. I gave her that amethyst necklace. Dnt even get me started. I got the receipt for an amethyst necklace November 2008. 420 bongs I spent. ***** got 2 weans. Peace *****. Its a hard week for me. Am emotional this week. Irs OK. Peace *****. Hope u happy.
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Cause I started *****posting on her bdsy last year bt j need to put it to bed. Forgive me ***** am v lonely nd I just want a cuddle bt am very alone in life. I miss those days. It is what it is I'm supposed to live this way. Bt if u think I won't cryptically post about you you're mental. Happy bday my precious ***** merry Christmas it's my fault I choose to be alone nd sad am alonend sad. Peace *****
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I miss heaven I miss those days bt it over what i would give 2 go back fix things bt it over
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>>79284677
They are practically incapable of announcing anything that might actually help the economy. Moreover they are ideologically incapable of announcing anything that would help the economy.
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>>79282740
Me and Arbroathy as joint chairman? A bit like Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley as joint first and deputy first minister of Northern Ireland
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv8y68e25o
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Reckon i'll explore the uk drill subculture today
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>>79285077
Walk around in a hoodie and a mask listening to it loudly on your phone and then get thrown out of a train station to get the full UK drill experience.
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>>79285106
Someone online told me I should walk through Northumberland Park shouting L K L K L K and I'd get a proper first hand experience.
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Up early to do some cleaning. Need to go back up to my mums, but need a fugging break.
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Not deemed disabled and a fuck up by PIP standards. Disabled fuck up by societies standards.
Love it.
If life wasn't a struggle, how would I know when something good happened?
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OK, front room "cleaned". Going to play some vidya while waiting for the plasterer to turn up.
Being active tires me out, desu. Not a chumba either. Think the vit D deficiency is to blame.
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I've never had sex. Never had a kiss. Never held hands or even hugged any women who weren't female relatives and even then that hasn't happened since I was a little kid ofc. I am utterly fucking miserable. I've never known love or physical intimacy in my 33 years of life, whereas almost every normal person on the planet experiences it at some point around 14-17 and then regularly for the rest of their lives. I live in hell.

If this doesn't get me accepted as someone who needs social benefits, but fucking absolute wank made up nonsense like agoraphobia or 'dizzy spells' can get you full rate PIP then the world is well and truly fucked.
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>>79285062
Why does she get so much bennies? Mental.
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>>79285941
>Why does she get so much bennies?
Well THEY/THEM have a condition called TMAU. One day THEY/THEM stink of fish and one day THEY/THEM stink of shit. Some people can smell it and some people don't.
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Fucking workers making too much noise again reeeeeee
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seethe wagies
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Plasterer turned up as I was doing vidya (I expected it to be the case), but he has finished now, so I do believe it is spliff and vidya time for me.
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>>79285941
its they/them shitlord
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>>79286083
Not him but, why does they/them shitlord get so much?
Ignore your bleeding axe wound and answer the question whorebag.
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scared of the budget lids
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scared of having to get a job lids
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it not right what happen to cheeka
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Arse of woman
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Sitting in a 'department update meeting'. This fucking goob has been talking about how 'our response to black lives matter in 2020 really mattered because blah blah blah'.

We're a publishing company...
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I'm pretty good at sex
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>>79286206
Dare you to stand up, say "life's too short", then walk out.
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>>79286219
By sitting in I mean that I joined a meeting on teams. Pretty much the whole company is wfh.
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>>79286224
You can still do it, just close the tab.
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>>79286206
Wagies are single handedly responsibly for the fall of the West. Never forget it.
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>>79282262
ponce's tight little bussy is only 20 or so
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FUCKING NONCES HERE
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I have a gopro that i dont use, might send it to SSM
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>left on read again
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Not sure what to get SSM for Christmas. Probably vouchers as he will only sell any gadget I buy him
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I've brought me own butter
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>>79285062
Ahh the legendary "tippy-top" rate PIP
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Might pop down shop for some slop
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Might pop down shop for some butter
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Might pop t'shop for some pop
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>>79286568
same
I've started to alternative shops like an alcoholic so they don't judge me for the shite that I buy and binge on
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>>79286617
alternate*
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5UZ2E_iD0
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it's Tuesday time for a Natasha from Bargain Hunt wank
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I am the NEET king. You bow to me.
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>>79286816
alri neet king lad
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>>79286816
Can you tell us a bit about your NEET journey, NEET King? How long have you been NEET?Have you ever had a job? Do you think you'll be NEET 4 life?
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Why do incels say women don't work? Look how hard this one's been grafting.
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>>79286896
I sometimes look at obviously ancient porn photos like this and think to myself "I wonder if some grim older guy that I've met masturbated to this at one point"
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Shouldn't have had sprogs dumb cunt.
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>>79286948
eSim not for him.
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>>79286956
I would cum inside her though so I can't blame her for having sprogs.
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Get a full time job cunt and stop relying on PIP. Why do they expect to live comfortably part-time? Cleaner in your 30s...grim.
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I have youtube premium
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>>79286981
I don't care about single mums. They give me the ick. Every man tries to avoid single mums because he knows he'll have to pay for some deadbeats sprogs.
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>>79286983
What do you do for a living lad and how old are you? Are you grim? Let's find out.
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>>79286988
Why? Waste of money if you only want to avoid adverts.
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>>79286991
Yeah that's true but she wasn't a single mum before someone spunked in her, was she? And frankly I would have done it myself if I had the chance.
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>>79286995
He's 34 and unemployed.
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What's the point even working when normie chads struggle to move out? This country has gone to fucking shit. I don't blame men that choose not to work if they're never going to get independence.
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Just had a nap if that's alright with you de lads? And if not, well what's done is done isn't it? Well then.
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>>79287007
That's true and I don't want to work again when life is still going to be grim.
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>>79287013
That's perfectly fine with me de lad. I love a good midday nap
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>>79287022
Unemployed in your 30s...grim
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>>79287022
You must be 35 soon
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>>79286896
Women do very little work. They try to stay in education for as long as possible to avoid working full time. Then they get their comfy desk jobs doing absolutely fuck all most of the day. They don't do hard work compared to men. How many female bricklayers are there? How many female low level programmers are there? Hardly any. Females are taking all the easy jobs.
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>>79287001
1. im rich 2. i dont want to watch ads
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>ruthmong bricklayer / "i want to be a secretary" routine
Corr I love this one
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>>79287036
Yeah at the end of the year. Another year of the same I reckon.
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>>79287009
23 year old lad far better off than you are at age 34...grim
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>>79287039
How much work do you do? You have the easiest job in the world, hiding away in your mum's spare bedroom working out new ways to encrypt your CP collection.
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>>79287065
He got the better genetics. Of course his life is gonna be better.
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>>79287081
You've had a 12 year head start though. Having a slightly more pleasant face can't overcome that.
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>>79286983
HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE GET 550 PCM FOR PIP? I DON'T EVEN WORK AND I ONLY GET 290
FUCKING JOKE
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>>79287072
That's a lot of projecting. Nonce.
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Today, i will do the other things

Won't i
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>>79287088
Female mental illness and probably lists PCOS as a disability.
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>>79287101
What the fuck is PCOS? Absolutely livid at this to be honest. How can you get top rate PIP when working? Normal PIP sure but she's a cleaner so obviously mobile. Fuck me. I should just lie like everyone else when I'm next reassessed and say I shit myself and can only walk 20 steps before having a prolapse.
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>>79281769
If you didn't care, you wouldn't make that post. Your posts seem contradictory and confusing. Some part of you, deep down, wants to but your all around maladjustment makes that impossible so you're a hamster in the wheel perpetually.
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>>79287130
Nice projecting there, lad. Trying to seem deep are you? Cunt.
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I'll be getting top rate PIP hopefully sometime. You've got to be mad to want to work as an incel.
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Good day robots. Supposed to be looking for work but wasting my time with video games again. Pooey butt wank.
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Haven't used Windows in ages. Couldn't bare to be forced to use it for work. You get no privacy on that operating system. At best I'd only use it for a dedicated gaming machine with no personal data.
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The cope deepens
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>>79287144
>I'll be getting top rate PIP hopefully sometime
You wont
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>>79287252
I will. I am genuinely mentally disabled. These cunts on PIP go out and have friends, sprogs etc.
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>>79287240
Disabling telemetry and using a VPN will help you to an extent, but you lose any privacy once you connect to the internet, regardless of the OS.
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>>79287267
>I will. I am genuinely mentally disabled. These cunts on PIP go out and have friends, sprogs etc.
fascinating
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>>79287267
>I will
You wont
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Ruthmong puts more effort into hurting his own feelings on the internet than I've put into my job in years
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>>79287240
Don't even need it for gaming now, most games work well on most Linux configurations
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>>79287282
>Ruthmong puts more effort into hurting his own feelings on the internet than I've put into my job in years
fascinating
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>>79287140
If it didn't matter to you, you wouldn't post about it. Simple as. Own up to your feminine behaviour.
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Miss her so much but it's all entirely her own decision.
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>>79287090
Who is more likely to be the nonce lad? Me, with a long term serious girlfriend and many past relationships, a lad who functions in society well and has mates and money? Or you, a loser in your mum's spare bedroom?
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>>79287454
Yeah probably you. You got to keep up some kind of act to convince normies you're not a nonce. Hopefully you are infertile.
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>>79287454
>Who is more likely to be the nonce lad? Me, with a long term serious girlfriend and many past relationships, a lad who functions in society well and has mates and money? Or you, a loser in your mum's spare bedroom?
yeah you done him there lad
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>>79287493
>Yeah probably you. You got to keep up some kind of act to convince normies you're not a nonce. Hopefully you are infertile.
amazing come back there lad you've got him on the ropes
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>leaves start falling, clocks go back, weather gets cooler
>immediately get the urge to reinstall morrowind and HOMM3 again and listen to some podcasts in the background
it is time.
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Think about it. If you were a woman knowing there's so many desperate men out there, you too would be expecting the best of the best men. Women don't need to settle.
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>>79287649
what an ugly whore lmaoooooo
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>>79287649
>Think about it. If you were a woman knowing there's so many desperate men out there, you too would be expecting the best of the best men. Women don't need to settle.
oh right
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Me? On that bedrottgrind. Still feel ill af off that weekend sesh. Have to go grocery shopping later though. Corr what a life.
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>>79287493
I don't have to act. Everything you're desperate for comes easily to me.
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Its good to be back guys. I got a 3 day ban for racism. Missed talking to you mongs.
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Having a drink, fuck it
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Good heavens, is it wofvefe o' clock already?! Imagine that
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>>79287777
Cant your carers go shopping for you?
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>>79287777
You didn't post your telly unit setup lad
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>>79287857
I wanna see your new PIP funded tele helper. Show us. Common.
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I start every day with good intentions but it always descends into ravenous binge eating and wanking.
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I own hundreds of games. And not interested in playing any. What am I to do lads?
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>>79287953
Get some new ones
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>>79287953
>What am I to do lads?
Get a job, gf, sprog.
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>>79287737
I don't think she's ugly but she's definitely done some OF before. I used to like her before she ruined her skin (alcohol and tattoos). She was like the an irl Life is Strange side character.
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Ruthmong how often do you change your underwear?
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>>79288001
When it starts to smell a bit weird. Maybe once a week.
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>>79287993
chud nose
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hhl has entered the penag4g arena
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>>79287953
Just use a random number generator and play one.
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smashing out the win on 4chan is it king
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>>79288013
proper grim this no wonder you dont have a gf
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>>79288073
Ruthmong should get a job like this
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I refuse to believe Ruthmong doesn't own a phone
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>>79288089
Not owning shoes is even less believable
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Another night passing out on the sofa grim
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>>79288045
Her facial geometry is quite beautiful to me. Definitely stands out from most girls. I can see it's a marmite love or hate kind of thing though.
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Wonder what Wop's 'very different video' will be next week.
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>>79288072
It's all tied to depression. I don't have the energy to change clothes most days. Wearing clean clothes doesn't make any difference.
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>>79288089
Well yeah I don't. Too expensive. I don't have a need for one but there are some annoying things now like internet banking requiring apps to authenticate even when you use their site in a browser.
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>>79288109
Hopefully it will be on X Hamster
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>>79288109
Maybe finally she knows how to capture game footage.
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>>79288109
Wops moves onto adult entertainment. Hopefully its a video of her and that Tomas the tank engine mong fucking on top of a pile of Xbox 360 games.
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>>79284644
Those powers usually are strong when ur a wean nd got no filter,it feels normal life bt adults detect that nd yes there is a certain pathway for schhool and life in general if U displayed aptitude with psychic powers as a wean they put u in a weird class to test it nd from which point they assess how important it is they track you for the rest of ur life nd compromise u fuck your life up this happened to me, I know it happened to helper lad. They take over achieving weans nd turn them into broken adults drug addicts homeless neet etc at which point nobody will ever believe or care about some1 like that anyway, it's a deliberate scum class. Tbe government did this.
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>>79288114
So get on an antidepressant
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Guess what you buncha queers
I'm off to lidl for beers
Vidya when I'm back
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>>79288114
yet you have the energy to post your shit gimmicks here all day every day
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>>79288165
only queers shop at lidl
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>>79288148
Nah she's a lesbian at heart. Don't take the piss out of hidden disabilities.
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>>79288165
Love those donuts with a layer of chocolate on top and Nutella in the middle. Could eat a million of those things.
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>>79288173
Wonder how many Spanish girls she will be perving over in Barcelona next month. Filthy little minx.
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>>79288151
I don't want to lose my mojo and taking pills isn't going go make girls find me more appealing anyway. My depression is there because I don't get to enjoy a good life.
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>>79288169
See you there then.
Also, I needed something that rhymed with beers, for the haiku.
I don't really think you're queers, it was just for the artistry, you understand I'm sure.
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Left on read. I had 2 say it tho. Even in the moment I knew it was insane 2 send thst bt sometimes in life u just need to do insane things let off some steam. She's definitely not happy about that tho
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>>79288180
>See you there then.
He's done you Steve! Play a record
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>>79288175
I didn't know such a thing existed. I will see if I can find one, if not, a ye olde iced bun thing.
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Grown men liking thomas the tank engine, a show aimed at under 5s. Grown women collecting mass produced pokemon cards. I'll never understand.
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>>79288089
why not I don't. Why own a phone if you have no reason to use it
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I'm in swaanage
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>>79288179
>I don't want to lose my mojo

hahahahaha
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>>79288210
Jobcentre can't make me get a phone. It's not a requirement to have a phone. My parents got on fine without a mobile. Why can't I?
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>He's a bad man actually

https://youtu.be/egGkjgGe8QQ?t=407
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>>79288197
Imagine telling all your mates in school at 16 you're a big thomas the tank engine fan. Kids are a lot more accepting now it seems no one gets bullied for shit like that. But then they have to live with smartphones everywhere so it's not all great.
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Wearing my sunflower lanyard outside for the first time and some people gave me strange looks.
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>>79288214
Nice photo that.
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>>79286468
I wish I'd woke up b4 she read it so I could unsend and avoid this whole debacle
Bt u can't just unsent once they've read it. Bt its on read now. And why is that. It could be a lot of reasons primarily bad ones. Grim.
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>>79288214
probably 100k each for one of those beach huts
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>>79288260
yeah zoomers are pathetic snowflakes. one thing I can agree with boomers on. if it's not some childish hobby/obsession, it's them pronouns bullshit and LGBT cult symbols.
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>>79288250
>beer garden
that's his garden lad. His own private garden and it's lush.
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Moving to Scotland when I'm made homeless as they have better perks for us neets.
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Hidden disabilities arent real. If they were real they wouldnt be hidden.
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>>79288250
>yeah there were no wars with hundreds of thousands of dead but he doesn't respect heckin women
average mong voter right here
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>>79288282
I don't know but probably a lot. Seems comfy to have one if you use it and share the cost

>>79288273
it's not very lush
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>>79288109
Testing which console controller fits best
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>>79288280
Why are you getting in touch with exes from years ago lad? You need to meet new women.
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>>79288353
Dont know how to when we aren't forced 2 be in the same place by school. Neway need 2 get a job first. I might stop being a neet nxt year. Kinda bored of it. Easier said than done tho. See what happens.
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>>79288383
So you met her at school...yet you're "scum class" from the worst part of the city and she was posh from a posh part of the city?!?
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>>79288387
don't ask too many question lad his lies will unravel and he'll throw a strop again
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>>79288401
Yeah something is NOT adding up about this Crosslad character. I suspect it's a BN one.
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>>79288422
New Mac mini soon on the way for him then. 6 times faster
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>>79288422
>Apple video explains feature he doesn't understand and will never use
>Mark "I like it!"
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>>79288423
>I suspect it's a BN one
Yeah all your old friends that nobody cares about are still here and posting and are also very good at Scottish accents suddenly
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>>79288449
BN is Scottish you absolute fucking mong. You've just made a total cunt of yourself.
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>>79288458
>you absolute fucking mong. You've just made a total cunt of yourself
Careful you don't snap your keyboard lad fucking hell lmao
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>>79288387
Not on about that one. ***** is posh **** is scum class too. Kind if besides the point tho.
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Holy shit SSM just accidentally showed CP on his computer and immediately his stream got shut down for policy violations
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>>79288486
You've made a fool of yourself and this is how you're flailing around trying to recover? Shameful lad. Truly.
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>>79288489
How did you meet the posh one?
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>>79288506
I'm not the one screeching because not everybody knows ancient and irrelevant /britfeel/ lore de lid
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>>79288522
You need to post less and lurk moar de lid.
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It appears that i have defecated
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>>79288518
The circumstances of how I came into contact with ***** are so supernatural nd out of the ordinary that if I really even had the patience to go into it it would sound like a fantasy story. She basically targeted me nd stalked me until I agreed to be in a relationship. Am not sure ppl understand thr supernatural context of both of them. It wasnt a normal thing that happened jn either case. They were "sent". Nd how that ties into the psychic school program. Bear in mind the easiest way to gain jntel on skme1 without social media presence like me was still through IRL back then. I've already explained all this but ppl only read the parts they want to form their own view. They were both "sent". For different reasons. **** spiked me with some thing to mess with my soul. I forgive them both tho. I know it was a setup nd I forgive.
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Not sure about this scum class larp angle. That's not even a top 5 thing I post about. U can believe I'm posh all u want. Tf would u think I care about that.
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Am not proud of being scum class like some ppl. I literally want to be posh. I always imagined getting a nice job nd being a posh lad by now. Never happened that way tho.
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I was watching me Charmed DVDs now I'm reading WataMote. Yeah, it's a based kind of day.
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Just been to McDonalds and had 2 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and large coke. Then went to Lidl and had one of those Nutella donuts. Today was a good day.
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>>79288701
Pretty based, lad. Should have got a McFlurry too. I'm a two burgers kind of man as I don't like their fries.
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>>79288701
Youre quite a big guy i reckon
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>>79288701
Sorry forgot to add the anxiety was a little bit too much by the time I got home. I went on my own and usually go with mum. As soon as I got in I had to pop a propanalol to ease the pain. Hidden disabilities and all that. Was only out for 20 mins.
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>>79288665
What are some posh things that you think define being a posh lad?
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Not 2 mention the last time I seened ***** in person was when the psychiatrist was at the house. Nd ***** is a nurse as a job. Lol. Bt it was almost like she turned up just 2 make sure yep, we got the job done. Look at u now. Nobody will take u seriously ever again. I felt the weirdest vibe with how she just turned up out of nowhere that day. All these things have been in motion for a long time. Probly before I was even born. Am no stupid about what was really going on. Yet, I loved them nd forgive them. That's how it is. They didn't manage 2 cave love out of my soul with everything else they took.
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>>79288736
Shop in John lewis
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>>79288779
Normies fuming.
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>>79288779
No tax to pay on it either so it's a lot more compared to an actual salary
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>>79288779
you get loads of boomers in the comments on BBC. They're putting out articles like this to wind them up ahead of the budget
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I reserve the right 2 change details in anyrbing I blog post. I actually hardly do esp when am drinking I'm too honest bt u realise that if you make yourself "interesting" 2 4chan mods they will target you for gangstalking. U don't need a name or trip to trigger it bt it doesn't help. They set up their own little demons in different threads 2 nudge ppl how they want.
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SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/8U-TXQgyftA
SEASIDEUPDATE

WOWWWW. ONLY 599???
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Ruthmong deserves 33k in benefits
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>>79288906
He'd still be on here moping
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>>79288883
Still fantasise about decapitating SSM. Id do it in one swift blow. If I could get away with doing it I would in a heartbeat.
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Wonder what the highest benefits amounts actually are. There must be some families with lots of 'disabled' children and in some extreme housing benefit anomaly for whatever reason
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Still deeply shook. Just not doing so good at all.
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>>79288961
What occurred chika pal?
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>>79288603
Shut the fuck up you lying cunt. If you were genuinely the person you're talking about, how would this posh girl even know who you are to start targeting and stalking you? It's a poor line of bullshit lad. Absolute bullshit.
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There's a lot of black women who purposely shave their heads and they look like actual monkeys. Like the lass on Pointless rn.
Think a troon is on today too
>>79288961
cheer up pretty baby
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>>79288928
kek he'd absolutely batter you if you tried it lad. He's 20 stone and a mental fucking cunt
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>>79288795
What do you think lad? You impressed?
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>>79288974
There there *pat ur back*
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>>79288968
Reckon I was assaulted desu desu
In one manner of speaking by a man and in another by a subrational, insane spirit/"demon" but it feels cringe saying that.
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>>79288989
Not him but I could take him even though I'm a manlet. I got that tiny rage de lid. One headbutt to his fat belly and he'll be so breathless I could knock him out with a single uppercut.
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>>79288996
What wattage lightbulb did you buy?
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>>79289001
Unless you were well known somehow, how did she even know who you were?
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Been using my flipphone almost exclusively on the front screen. Quite handy. Only flip it open when I'm watching porn.
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>>79288989
Hes in his 50s. He wont do shit. It would be so easy. Id see him in a pub eating cakes and drinking beer dossing all day. Just walk up behind him and strike him with an axe. It would be very easy.
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>>79288089
>I refuse to believe Ruthmong doesn't own a phone
wow
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>>79289014
It was actually a top of the line cordless hoover lad. If I was buying lightbulbs I'd just get them off Amazon. Would you like to see the lightbulbs I've bought from there?
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>>79288099
>Another night passing out on the sofa grim
fascinating
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>>79289028
Imagining the shitshow of someone walked into a Spoons and decapitated someone with one fell swoop of a sword. Mad.
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>>79288109
>Wonder what Wop's 'very different video' will be next week.
fascinating
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>>79289005
Ah that's a bummer, I hate having to interact with other people in the IRL.
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>>79288149
>Those powers usually are strong when ur a wean nd got no filter,it feels normal life bt adults detect that nd yes there is a certain pathway for schhool and life in general if U displayed aptitude with psychic powers as a wean they put u in a weird class to test it nd from which point they assess how important it is they track you for the rest of ur life nd compromise u fuck your life up this happened to me, I know it happened to helper lad. They take over achieving weans nd turn them into broken adults drug addicts homeless neet etc at which point nobody will ever believe or care about some1 like that anyway, it's a deliberate scum class. Tbe government did this.
wow so special
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Anyways enough about decapitations. Im paranoid about evil energy taking over. I will be punished by God soon for talking about this. Im sorry. Please forgive me. It wont happen again
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I need to go upstairs to get warmer clothing, and I have decided, whilst up there, might as well have a wank.
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>>79289049
Yeahhhh something like that haha
Totally
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wops will decapitate her brother in her next video, she'll have all her simpsons funkos set up in a satanic circle watching on
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>>79289065
I didn't want to pry and ask details.
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>>79289071
>wops will decapitate her brother in her next video, she'll have all her simpsons funkos set up in a satanic circle watching on
fascinating
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>>79289073
It's alright
Truth is. I always feel the need to share but sometimes things are too disturbing to even admit.
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>>79289063
phwoar have one for me lad
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>>79289016
Y, U want to find a gf the same way? Its none of ur business desu really.
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>>79289028
>Hes in his 50s. He wont do shit. It would be so easy. Id see him in a pub eating cakes and drinking beer dossing all day. Just walk up behind him and strike him with an axe. It would be very easy.
fascinating
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How do I find the motivation to play video games again?
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>>79289089
>How do I find the motivation to play video games again?
care face
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>>79289089
set a task to finish one game, uninstall all other games
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>>79289089
Try out some uppers
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>>79289011
can't beat the laws of physics lad. He has probably 170lb lean mass and another 110lb in fat. Unless you're a roider you're not getting anywhere close
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>>79289084
I don't really understand why you're being evasive about it lad. It's a simple question.
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>>79289123
I'll just pop out of his pint like a midget from Borderlands and take him by surprise.
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Grown men being sensitive vaginas
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Grown men without access to vaginas
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>>79289162
I fuck my Stoya pussy fleshlight daily.
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>>79289121
Been talking to the people who diagnosed me with ADHD and Im going on methylphenidate soon. That might make it better.
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Girly men get their drama on
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Find it interesting few days after I announced my retirement from *****posting the demons sddenly clamouring 2 get me to spill deets. Lol. They got a little software update. Well I already broke my ***** ban once or twice obviously bt its still sth I intend 2 follow. Its disrespectful 2 blog about someone else on the internet. I was exorcising my soul with it last year bt then I simply got emotional about it.
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>>79289181
>Been talking to the people who diagnosed me with ADHD and Im going on methylphenidate soon. That might make it better.
fascinating
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>>79289190
u tell em liddy ur personal life ain't our entertainment
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>>79289190
>Find it interesting few days after I announced my retirement from *****posting the demons sddenly clamouring 2 get me to spill deets. Lol. They got a little software update. Well I already broke my ***** ban once or twice obviously bt its still sth I intend 2 follow. Its disrespectful 2 blog about someone else on the internet. I was exorcising my soul with it last year bt then I simply got emotional about it.
fascinating
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Me n my bud Crosslad going to Japan and going to a feet cafe
lush
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Hate alcohol desu. Didnt drink over the weekend was much better weekend. Just thought I have little binge last night didnt even enjoy it feel like shite now. Might just stop drinking. So pointless.
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Its the budget tomorrow lads. We will find out how bennies is being affected. What do you think will happen?
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>>79289253
gonna have 2 drink this weekend due to forced family interaction
bastids
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Am actually too immature 2 rrally "love" any1 in a romantic way nd it means the same as what ppl say when they say that. Being honest. I like to think I loved ***** bt does that word from me really mean what other ppl mean. Bt for sure though I felt loved by ***** nd **** too nd I never recover from losing that nd betrayal my soul raped by betrayals bt i forgive them. Bt I been chasing that feeling in life since then. Not found it. Desu the closest accessible thing is drugs. Grim. I don't think any1 will ever love me again rest of my life. Is what it is.
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>>79289278
It starts like that for me p often. Bt once the family gone home I cobtinue drinking alone lol
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>>79289322
I just get blackout drink, go to bed then have painful diarrhoea all week
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It was paranormal. I really was deep in magic from then ntil bout 2013 when that happened. Doesnt even make sense half of it. I got a fantasy that when I die they'll all be there nd break it down what it was all about nd why....bt @ the same time am like........I can't help feeling it wasn't for benefit what they were doing so maybe I'd rather not know bt i kinda have to know tho. Am the type that has 2 know
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Crosslad types like a Facebook Autism Mummy.
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>>79288928
You'd do well to find a neck in that blob of fat
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>>79288996
What u getting
John lewis is a v Christmas esque shop
A lot of posh things feel like Christmas
Having 2 parents is posh
I knew a posh guy met his parents
U just instantly learn how the world works
The way they were talking to him,supportive
U could just tell that he's set up for life
Doesnt matter what he ends up doing in life. He always has that support net as a backup. Its a completely different way 2 go through life. Like we live in the same country bt might as well be foreigners 2 each other. The way hes experienced life.I was jealous.
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>>79289376
Thank fuck he can be filtered or I'd have left this place by now
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Ppl got parents that could nd would just give them a deposit for a house if they needed. 20 thousand, put through as a "gift". There's really ppl like that. Probably in this thread. Its baffling.
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>>79289496
He's keeping this place alive mate.
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>>79289269
It's not the bennie who should be worried, it's the wagie
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Middle class mongs living in non stop episode of Skins. Think deep down they always wanted the ""cred" of not being a posho. Misguided. Ill take ur life then. Attack me. Ur not REALLY scum class if xyz. Lmao. Their parents got holiday homes bt theyre the authority on who's scum class. Aye OK.
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some people have parents who fly them out to Germany to "see family". Mad.
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>>79289520
Others would post more if it wasn't for his boring spam.
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mong with a millionaire step dad doing his scum class routine again
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>>79289553
V normal 2 have connections in Germany when u scum class born in the 90s. Due 2 the army being there at the time. U wouldn't know about that if ur daddy a consultant tho
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Can't afford skeggy this year kids, we'll have to settle for a trip to Hamburg instead
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Blackpool? You think I'm made of money? No we're going to Canada this year
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Trump odds to win now as low as 1.44 vs 2.5 on Kamala. Four good years are coming lads.
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Hope Kamala wins simply so I can stop hearing about Trump so often.
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>>79289602
Cringe. You're not even American. Trump will be bad for Europe.
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>>79289612
Won't make the slightest bit of difference to either of our lives de lod. I'm only in this for the entertainment which will be off the charts.
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>>79289619
It literally will. Could be very bad for global relations all over as Trump is a literal retard and will probably pull out of NATO.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sdsclDwas

i don't need any games besides Sonic the Hedgehog 3. those WERE the happiest days of my life.
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>>79289089
>>79289181
they work but they don't care WHAT you hyperfocus on. maybe actually watching paint dry is dull, but you can sit around on /britfeel/, or deep clean your kitchen, or play your computer games, all at the expense of stuff that actually mattered.
if genetically-identical me was born into World War II times, i wouldn't 'have' ADHD and 'need' speed. i just wouldn't.
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>>79289558
I dnt even post that much anymore compared 2 before .which was too often I admit it . I had a nervous tic when am stressed in life I relieve it by post. Bt am just after not posting anything at all for 3 days. Sorry u BORED sorry u not entertained. MONG
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>>79289598
Actually been both those places desu
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>>79289681
>been to three different countries with a top ten HDI
just working class things
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>>79289740
This gimmick is even more than crossmong is to be honest lad
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Sent **** corinthians 13 pic at like 3am on a sunday she wouldbe known I was smashed as well. It's on ""read". Learned my lesson. Shall be simply pretending that never happened nd some time nxt month ill msg something innocent nd we can hopefully move on. Very grim. I need a carer 2 monitor me so I don't do these things.
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don't trust people into sonic especially sonic adventure or the comics
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O it was Monday yday.Even worse.forgot I'd already been rambling earlier that day bout my aunty as well. Bt I said I was stressed she said "why are you stressed?" Dnt just ask me stuff if u can't handle it. Thx. Sorry ****
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>>79289777
Are you schizophrenic? You tend to go on mental rambles.
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Back from the shoppingingtons and having an oven wizza for din dins.
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>>79289740
It actually is a working class thing 2 go on holiday tho. Including America anywhere. Ur working off stereotypes uve learned from watching channel 4 sitcom or sth in your parents country bungalow. I was middle class tho for bout a year or 2 when we went Canada. Mum's (2nd) husband was a business guy. He got her tk invest in business that failed nd she lost everything financially,mortgage,car, then he just fucked off nd left us.This is already in lore compendium from ages ago.
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>>79289803
For me? It's a wakeaway burger and chippy wippies classic hhl style x
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webab
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Ppl that make stuff up make up simple things. Reason I can pull out all this complex web of info on the fly is cus its just what happened. Dunno y you want me to be posh. Am thinking u actually turned on me for not being posh.
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If u had 3 different dads by age 10 ur life tends to be kinda messy. A lot of ppl don't know about that life. Specially if uve had the same daddy since nineteen canteen. If u refer to another man as "dad" lower ur fucking tone with me. Bring him his wee dad slippers. Want a cup of coffee daddy?? Oooo papa it almost fathers day! It papas big day! Fucking BOKE BOKE BOKE
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>>79289774
Sonic Adventure 2 on the GameCube had the Chao Garden you can forget the rest of the game with the running around and robots and presidents or whatever
fuck you it was the best game in fact all of reality probably exists AROUND the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2 on the GameCube
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>>79289522
Thats a beautiful image. Do you mind if i save it?
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Buy so much DVDs and Blu-rays I forgot I bought Wizard of Oz in 4K. Mad.
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Gee Crossmong! How come your mum lets you have three dads?
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>>79289937
he is so fucking smug about his extra wiener
smug little shite
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Listened to that Mere Christianity audiobook again in the wage cage. Sorta helped but sorta didn't. Just not drawn to it.
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Islam is the religion that makes the most sense
Buddhism a close second
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>>79289825
Lad I've never been to Canada and neither has anyone I know. You're talking shit
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not even convinced Canada is a real place tbqh
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is replying to suicidal posts with "you wont" the new fascinating
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i had a proper psycho gf when i was a teenager, she found out some other girl at school fancied me, i showed her the texts, went pure mental, 'that fucking bitch i'll slit her throat, CUNT' etc.

nothing will ever be as sexy as that was, ever again ;__;
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>>79290038
normie scum go away gf enjoyer
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>>79290014
My stepdad @the time had money like I literally said. So we had money for the 3 year or w/e it was he was around. If life had continued that way id have a normal ish life by now I think. Nd he was a crook so it was all kinda fake dirty money bt it wws nice while it lasted.
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>>79290038
i still have a scar on my lip 15 years later from when my psycho gf punched me in the face for being annoying lol. to be fair i was probably being quite annoying
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>>79289978
Picrel is nice if ur feeling sad bt also spiritual
Think the author is an atheist tho
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>celebrity guest on bbc richard osman game show today was a real qt
>look her up on wikipedia
>this is the picture they've used
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last fanny I touched was a 14 year old fanny but I was also 14 at the time
no sex since
16 years dry spell
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>>79290103
Oh she was on that show with r Natasia.
I almost always end up fancying the pants off at least one female character in any TV show I watch because I'm a horny little goblin man, even if it's just something like Taskmaster.
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>>79290165
natasia is better lass
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>>79290165
never watch uk telly but thought she looks like an english version of the girl from That 70s Show
was wearing some nice boots and a skirt too
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>>79290098
Just feeling in despair and distress more than anything. Just need copes in whatever form they may take.
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>>79290173
Need her to wank me off and call me a bloody plonker to be honest
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Cant stop eating today lads. I bet Ive consumed over 3000 calories today. Corr.
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Feel like this is an end of an era desu HHL will die soon
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>>79290270
ssm does that in one breakfast
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>>79290270
Post your physique big man
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>>79290068
i am retrospectively enjoying memories of my childhood self's romantic liaisons, that's pretty AB-normal if you ask me, i'm what you might call an 'advanced 4channer', even pre-dates all this 'incel' nonsense
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>>79290289
Dont know how he can afford it. Normies crying about that woman earning 33k on bennies on that BBC news article. I bet hes on a similar amount.
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that was an absolutely classic FIRESEAL post.
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>>79290295
Im 6ft4 and 22 stone.
>>79290310
Haha. Sorry. Ive been using 4chan for 15 years now and this is the first time using tripcodes. x and helperlad have one. Why cant I?
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>>79290310
Sponsored by Nord VPN
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>>79290323
Big guy big cock? Post it x
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LOLE, LET ME TELL YOU HOW YOUR LIFE IS SHIT
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>>79290356
Never taken a dick pic in my life. Dont intend to start now at 31.
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>>79290323
i was a 'trip code user' back in the day, that's what they used to call us
now i don't do none of that tripping shite, my body is a TEMPLE and so should you
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>>79290371
>Never taken a dick pic in my life. Dont intend to start now at 31.
fascinating
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Why is everybody here 30+? Grim
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>>79290388
>Why is everybody here 30+? Grim
KEK LOOL HOWL SCREAM
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>>79290382
Been here for a month now. Thought Id give it tripping a go. You mongs are the only people I talk to online lol.
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>>79286126
>having to get a job
lol, lmao even
>>79287983
>Get a job, gf
first the gf then the job
>>79287101
>>79287088
>>79286983
cunt should work harder for our reparations

https://nopussynowork.org/
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>>79290412
>Been here for a month now. Thought Id give it tripping a go. You mongs are the only people I talk to online lol.
fascinating
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>>79290412
we're the best people online. it's the wild west out there. stick with us, we're your cyber pals in this hellscape.
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>>79290429
Somebody pours their heart and soul out on here and this mong responds to it by saying fascinating 29 times a day.
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>>79290388
because i was born more than three decades ago
i can't help it, you wouldn't say this to a black person
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>>79290427
>Do you get no pussy? no gf? no wife? are you lonely? In despair? Many millions of men exactly like you are out there
>collage of 7 shit AI images of sad men
Lmao what the fuck is this
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>>79290427
>3 (You)s
nice, thanks
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>>79289654
>will probably pull out of NATO.
and that's a good thing
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New thread when? Dont want my gimmicks on an old thread
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>>79290468
>and that's a good thing
Why?
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>>79290484
NATO is just a liability, we gain nothing, and we risk war with Russia
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>>79290472
>New thread when?
now
>>79290533
>>79290533
>>79290533
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i'm so into SEX and PORN that when i read 'pull out of NATO' i thought of pulling out, sexually
i need to be locked in some kind of sex dungeon, for sex criminals (with several ladies and 1-2 young skinny men)



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