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>went out and got my breakfast with milkshake
>finish addams family values while eating
>a nap would be good now to be desu
>>79284526
How much are they paying you huh?

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>didnt sleep
>aunt came back with cousins toddler
>spend time with them
>cousin is coming back now too
>low energy day like dont even feel like posting
>only plans I hab today is to get shaved off the sides of my head
>and getting a steak later when they drop me off a mall on theit way to mixed gender football
>have a lil rush on my left arm n right knee
>comes from the air quality and being constantly sweaty methinks
>also hab something around my lips that worries me
>I guess its time for my first std test when im back home
>allah please I learned my lesson already
>I will stop being a manwhore and stop making out with the first person who throws themself at me when drunk
>lewds arent that great if its not in a relationship
>I will keep my lips and dick to myself til I hab a partner
>at least it doesnt looks like anything I find on google that seems scary

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>>79286182
>making out with the first person who throws themself at me when drunk
This is the inevitable fate of alcohol consumers, especially gay alcohol consumers.

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>cousin made me food
>https://files.catbox.moe/ux8cvi.jpg
>looks pretty
>was tasty
>pour water for everyone
>be like remember 2 liters of water a day
>cousin says she doesnt believe that and its just marketing
>headache causing believe
>told her to ask her doctor the next time she sees him
>>79286218
Well I do not drink alcohol since plenty of months anymore
and want to continue it desu
The prime suspects are actually female, welp I also dont plant to hang out or go out with my female fren who is always around other girls anymore
she wants to meet and drink water together when im back from my vacation.
I rather do not meet her even for that to be desu
>tactical feet

>>79286386
The food looks pretty good. Nice silverware too, I have the same. I support your commitment to a chaste pre-partner life. Do you want to marry?

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>okies gonna go out for that "hair cut"
>please do NOT let them fuck up my long hair I just wanna request my sides being shaved off nothing else
>>79286592
Thanks I keep telling her she should open a resturant with my mom and uncle (moms bro)
>uncle has a resturant in tehran
>well a new one cause the last one was run by him and some woman
>but they never ended up marrying and split up
>the new resturant is going well but he still seems to be hurt about everything
>he really wants to see me again but bad circumstances so far
>chaste pre-partner life
to be desu to make it rly complete would be to n0t fap to p*rn but im too h*rny sometimes
welp at least I deleted my p*rn folder a while ago
>still hab my exh*ntai account xd
I also know the dangers of edging to p*rn/h*ntai music videos for hours
Or I was just too anxious n stressed about my performance during the act
eitherway not touching myself for a while seemed to helped with that
Dont be a g**ner kids
>Do you want to marry?
yeah but I dont have the funds or a career
my family and relatives are still looking for someone to set me up for a arrange marrige
If Iran wasnt being such a mess and constantly teasing israel to invade I would just travel over there myself to look for someone
>I guess if its herpes that would add more headaches to it
>cause I would warn them about it bleh
>https://youtu.be/kzQexgB6O58?si=GlBhVI8PG7lkkc_P

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>uncle didn't allow me to go to a barber alone
>he was ranting about
>"he is too pale and they will overcharge him a lot like a tourist"
>go out with aunt
>at first she wants to try out this barber in a mall
>>>its empty but he says you gotta get a appointment on their website
>aunt asks how much its gonna be
>>>>>>the same amount for a steak with drinks
>not even the barber with master status my mom likes me to go to asks for so much
>LOL
>(in germany some professions have a master status you can reach with work experience n exams)
>go to uncles barber
>5 dirham barber
>less than 2 yuros for a haircut
>0h boy
>(to be desu my hair stylist fren would do it for free during her break if I show up during that time)
>(she also dyed my hair purple once but unfortunately my hair doesnt react well to getting dyed rip )
>tell aunt this is more scary than the skydiving
>they did a fine job
>also let them take care of my beard
>even while I did it myself like 2 - 3 days ago
>the blade of my onebladephilips dropped out of its cover during travling over here s0 maybe thats what caused my worries
>cope xd
>I think they messed up the aftershave big times
>still tell them to charge me 50 dirhams
>aunt feels a lil hungry
>stop by my place I usually go for breakfast or late night food
>they took orders while we were inside the car
>the guy who took orders had to laugh when he saw me
>he was like you sure thats all???after aunt gave up the order
>cause I didnt wanted anything
>he most likely thought I would want my hotdog thingies + shake

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>aunt gets out this small purse
>is like are these worth anything ??
>your cousins keep leaving them inside my car while using it overtime
>what
>>>>bottle caps
>be like nope lol
>but she would have funds if we were in a fallout like apocalyptic world
>welp they arent cola bottlecaps
>they are from beers
>why are they drinking inside the car thats scary
>I know that at least he doesnt scare away from drunk driving
>they all are way too casual about using their phones while driving
>I dont rike this
>"get a drivers license and set a example"
>REEEEEEEEEE
>at least the new laws make it possible if I find the money & time for it
>now you are safe if you dont smoke any greens for 24h
>prior to that there was the risk to lose it for at least a year even if you didnt smoke for weeks
>well I hope to not smoke bowls again when im back
>actually if I go back to wagie idk how im gonna keep it together at that place
>its so common that people smoke befor the shift starts or during the break at my wagie place
>if they caught you it would mean byebye
>someone even told me once they put vodka into their coffee while we smoked a cig befor the shift started
>there was a evacuation once and someone dropped their greens on the way out
>picked it up and was like mine now!
>(I would only smoke after work)
>they suspected me doing other stuff oh lol
>I was one of the fastest in our department
>I tend to say "im gonna go powder my nose" while going for the bathroom
>a good colllege told me they found it sus
>but he told them he cant imagine me be like that

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>cousin n her husband pick me up
>she has a lil good surprise for me
>they left 2 chunks of the dubai chocolate for me
>the real mvp flavor
>the pretzel one
>eat it
>dropped me off at a mall
>wouldnt mind the arcade but their football match just lasts 60min instead of 90min
>so I dont have time if I go for the steak and want to take my time at the arcade
>im that hungry

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>oh n0
>they remember me from last week
>I prefer to not be remembered
>I dont want any chit chat
>just let me order n eat without much social interactions
>we need roboter waiters like in japan
>wait n eat while watching/listening to
>https://youtu.be/moGqiY8jxb0?si=3o2WxNZ8ByFB0ExY
>they thought im someone local and asked me if I have this app for loyalty points
>ate everything up
>even the bread, peanuts n potato peal xd
>grandma would always say dont ever leave leftofers be it a single piece of rice
>more like she wouldnt allow to lmao
>cant always follow that rule
>stack everything so my table is quick to clean up for them
>made sure to not make a mess with the peanuts
>have experience being a waiter
>saw one of them having to spent too much time to clean up a messy table
>okay I prohibit myself to get anymore steaks until my last day if I can still afford it
>my wallet wouldnt survive it otherwise
>just kill me now I can die in peace at the moment

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>cousin picks me
>tells me to pick a day where I wanna go to the museum with the future theme
>to plan dropping me off
>big awwwww
>its booked out until after im back home
>damn he kept telling me its currently one of the most popular attractions
>and to book it much earlier to avoid this scenario
>that building is like vapoware to me
>have seen it be under construction since 2018
>was still not open during my last visit like 2 - 3 years ago
>I can keep checking the website to see if im maybe lucky
>I guess next time I will book it as soon as I habe my plane ticket
>parents want to travel over here for chrismas if things work out
>specially mom since its cousins son bday
>she was the one who cut his umbilical cord in the hospital
>I would need to lose my current wagie job for being able joining them
>I dont have any vacation days to use until next year

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>what do I plan now
>https://thesmashroom.com/city/
>what
>so you can book some themed room with items in it
>they give you a baseballbat n crowbar
>so you can play out ur violent phantasies to destroy stuff without getting in trouble with the law
>I assume the targeted audience are tourist wagies who hate their job
>none of them intress me so pass methinks
>cant even think of a room that would want for a violent larp
>there is a karaoke room
>Im gonna assume that one targerts japanese hosts/hostess who hate it

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>aunt says she and her frens just went there and got a ticket at the site
>but it was during summer where its not recommended to visit this country
>lots of places also close during around noon until the heat calms down
>if its possible at all the waiting line is gonna be crazy
>im just stunned she didnt speedrun that place
>welp her frens slowed her down
>she and dad do not rly care for such places and are known to speedrun them
>they both went to madame tussauds in amsterdam
>came out after like 10 minutes
>mom was like w h a t did you guys even do anything there?
>Yes.
>shows pictures with every waxfigure
>to be desu I also dont get the appeal of that place
>dad goes into the louvre in paris
>comes out after like 20 minutes
>finds someone he can sell his ticket to
>aunt is bummed out her local bestie is stuck in iran cause private matters since im here
>that fren has a apartment in burj khalifa and she wants to take me there
>talking of iran
>cousins wife n daughter will finally arrive later today (since its past 1am)
>gonna defuse the tension they hab
>also a aunt who favors me a lot is gonna travel with them to over here
>havent seen her irl since like 2016
>cousin offered me to stay at her apartment if I want to
>cause its gonna be a lil more crowded at aunts place and she wants me to stay comfy
>I just wonder if any more relatives will come

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>the new waterpark perhaps
>I evem came prepared for one with a waterproof phonecase to carry mine around dis time
>they seems like they downgraded the old one to draw people over to the new placr
>the waterpark was the most fun with cousins and parents and other relatives years ago
>was also during off peak season
>cousin was like oh wow this place is ours for today
>cousins wont hab time
>the new one seems interesting
>>>they are the ones who offer you to swim with a dolphin if you are ready to pay more
>the dolphins are most likely caught from taiji
>the place where japs have a passion to kill dolphins
>I mean I would still travel to japan
>not a fan of my money ending up in that industry or to seaworld like places
>can I ignore that fact or will be autism about it idk im sleepy atm

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>04:16am
>just being awake for n0 reason
>should prbly sleep
>https://youtu.be/lVyF0nSF8vU?si=Y9MPKdl1gOR4xBDs
>kaiba: you are gonma get so much ovetime that you wont see the sun lightbanymore yugi
>I dont believe that im gonne buckle a single finger for a while
>I got this one
>a yellow one (sick note)
>freshly printed from Dr. Holiday
>kaiba: huh impossible!?
>and since im out of the probation time since last week
>you can only get ride off me with a juicy compenstation
>kaiba: Dr. Holiday!? But so far no one managed to get prescribed as sick for so long
>you can forget about your undeserved yearly bonus this year
Im DED

>>79284518
SEX AND THEN HUGS WITH POMNI

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>05:41am
>I reached the point where im like
>do I go out for food or get rdy2sleep
>I should do the latter to be desu
>>79292982
Okay