If only you knew how bad things are edition
notice how nobody was called Keir, we get ONE prime minister called Keir, now EVERYONE is called Keir? wasn't even a real name ten years ago. mad.
>>79290533A little song to get the new thread going. https://youtu.be/7b2T8K2D-ps?si=-wsSBJX2vMh6EQOm
Fucking hate Alizee's little cunt bastard face and it's all Shippy's fault
a little song to get the new thread goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
>>79289495Listen to this lad. My parents are both dead and have been for ages. Mum died of cancer when I was 15. Dad died from MS when I was 21, he'd been extremely ill for many years. I inherited nothing because what little my parents had was eaten up by his care costs.Imagine how much you'd be whining if you were in my shoes, banging on about how life isn't fair etc. Yet I've experienced huge professional and personal success, and you haven't. Really makes you think eh? I'm sure you'll still come up with some way to whine about how the world is against you and I had it so easy though.
me? i had NEGATIVE parents. orphans are lucky.
>>79290643my parents died young too, weirdly around the same age, and i was just thinking thathe never SHUTS THE FUCK UP
>>79290547they do it to save memory lad. It's like how in GTA when you steal a rare car and suddenly half the cars you pass are that one
>>79290720makes sense to me, what do we need to burn?
>>79290712Sorry to hear that lad. I hope you managed to find peace with it too.And yeah, what an annoying tosser. Loads of people grew up in a single-parent home, and they don't turn it into a little tragedy story where they are the main character. Narcissistic twat.
>>79290643A sad new addition to the lorechives this one
crossmong and his stepdad
i have depression and anxiety, two parents, no job, and my organs are damaged but doing OK considering my history of substance abuse.i think i'm somewhere in the middle of the 'woe is me' scale, maybe like a 6/10.
even his typing is affected
>>79290533>wake up >drive to work with no sunlight>leave work >drive home in no sunlight
>>79290643I'd wager a lot of money your parents were loving and supportive. Not to detract from your very real loss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdkBPJOlpUU
>>79290862My mother was. My father was a great guy but pretty distant due to circumstances, when I was a little kid he was always working and when I was older he was very ill, which obviously influences things. But on the whole yeah, you're right.
>>79290810Made some relevant alterations to make it more like Crossmong's stepdad.
>>79290884>how fucked am I lads?going by the STICKY, i'd say VERY. (stickler for rules, me.)but also based on this photograph which has your face scribbled out so i can't actually tell what the fuck you look like, you (probably) look fine. mullets making a comeback is strange, this suits you. you are a young man with good bone structure and skin. i want your skeleton.
>>79290884Are you trooning out, Ebin?
>>79290884Would look better if you were a bit more masculine. Bit of facial hair would help you pull it off, but it looks like you can't grow any. In fact I'm 50/50 on whether you're actually a girl or not, your skin looks extremely smooth and your frame is slight. Is this Nubs?
>>79290884Look like any other zoomer, nothing fucked about it if you like mullets. Wouldn't look twice at you in the street.
>>79290917Reckon that is a girl. There's an ear piercing.
now that the dust has settled can any pop culture nutters tell me if i should watch Andor? i like the Star Wars films, even the prequels are a bit fun, but everyone said The Mandalorian was class it was a bit rubbish tbqh. Stranger Things all over again.
>>79290948Would them being a girl change the fact it's a cringe as fuck haircut?
all this debate on sex and gender, turns out you just had to check for piercings the whole time.
>>79290985If it was a girl I'd think lesbian. If it was a bloke I'd think zoomer fashion victim who is about 2 years out of date.
>>79290905Erm, thanks lad, I think I'll keep my skeleton for now though >>79290916>>79290917>>79290948Kek
i remember actively caring about 'fashion'.it's all the same though, isn't it? like you have a 'top' and a 'bottom'. bottom? jeans. top? shirt. bit nippy outside? coat.sorry /fa/ types i have solved this problem you have invented for yourselves.
>I think I'll keep my skeleton for now though yeahyeah, that's what you think.
Think I lost my mind years ago. Only starting to be obvious now. To fix this will be incredibly hard.
Bought two Chink films on eBay.The Myth and Confucius.
>>79291336literally get this sort of shite in poundland for a quid why you paying all that post and packaging
>>79290643So u not telling me what you got in jl
>>79291344Paid 4 quid total mate and these are cineasia releases with special features. These aren't poundland releases. I have a chink poundland blu ray and its literal ccp propaganda filmfounding of a nation
Love old Chinese and Japanese films that are beautifully shot.
watch films
>>79290643Uts true I should be more grateful for what i have now We are talking about different things thoU could have gone thru life sad potentially bt me I get targeted by ppl who want to make me sad and upset. Deliberatrly.Its fux*ed nd I ran out of energy to improve. Are u familiar with running out of spoons.
Government agencies,councils take advantage of my nature. Some of us just born 2 be what's known as life's rejects.
fall of the republic mogs three kingdoms so hard it's not even funny
if you think about it, films are just images. but lots of them, in order.if you can appreciate a good image, you don't need films. let it go.
>>79291579what arre you diagnosed with?
It scampi that shrimple.....bt it is
>>79291600Yes but old films can capture a country in great video detail. 4K transfers of old Jap and Chink films look spectacular.
>You like trannies, don't you squidward?
everyone should watch this one of the most beautiful films I ever sawhttps://www.blu-ray.com/movies/The-Beauty-of-Beauties-Blu-ray/349462/
>>79290891Then isn't it true to say you had advantages? I'm not the guy you were talking to by the way
Not ate 2day. Stuck in bed. So grim.
>>79291110Personally my life fell apart exactly at the time I took psychiatric medication. But I'm sure that's only a coincidence and the big pharma companies who make these drugs really care about patients, haha...
>>79291667Take better care of yourself, lad. You need to eat. Mummy shouldn't take you drinking when it does your wollocks in.
>>79291618you can't physically go there though, like in that Time Slides episode of Red Dwarf. so what's the point? they should show films once, then burn them. you had to be there.
>>79291718I do not agree but that's okay.
>>79291749it's not okay, we need to fight to the death.
>>79291755I yield, my life is already death. Perhaps the next life will be less grim.
>>79291773oh no you don't you fucker, you're killing me whether you like it or not.
>>79291781*farts in your face*how's that for death then?
>>79291674Wish I just had those stellas@dinner nd call it a day. Was a lush evening already shouldve just left it there. Thread was womfy. Bt 1ce the alcohol convert in my liver 2 nice feelings I need more ASAP so i just keep drinking alone nd by midnight the demon drink took over nd did what it does. Its so pointless. I dint even get anything out of itreally. Need 2 sort it out.
>>79290533>Balding>24 Going to shave my head in an hour either I look like Johnny sins or I kill myself
>>79291813Nothing you can do about it im afraid. Embrace it. Its genetic.
>bin out>upstairs for a wank>go to sleepSounds like a good plan methinks.
Lucy <3 freddos
>>79291916Blue bins for me this week.
>>79291845I know, I'm going to buzz it I feel like I won't ever find a gf because of it though
>>79291925She was probably legitimately innocent, let's not forget that pic related was also massive over exaggerated
>>79291925Do you think she smiled like that when she killed all those new born babies? Sick cunt.
Yeah, I'm that Tuesday night wuppagrind. Got that new wepisode of Penguin to watch and got that Korean chicken wrap. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs x
>>79291948Did an 11 hour shift today and thought of you NEETing it up earlier. It's an honour to serve desu x
>>79291948Good to see youre off the wooze and wrugs. Mummy Kendall wouldnt want you to spend your PIP a money on wrugs.
>>79291965Based. I spent most of the day in beddingtons recovering from that weekend sesh. I'm feeling fine now. The flag of Welper's World still flies over Britain.>>79291971True. Corr that wudget is tomorrow. Hopefully no bad news for us NEETs.
Fink i'll cop some R&R in 120ish
Last winter was so comfy this 1 is.......off 2 a rough start desu bt it'll grt there in the end I think >>79291940>>79291944Something fishy going on with the official story lets be real
>>79292052Catberg on the proverbial mad one
Whats ur least fav housework I think laundry meant 2 be a relatively easy 1 bt it stress me outDont mind doing dishes. Quite relaxing.
>>79291813get on fin>>79291845course you can
Woman anus in and around my mouth.
>>79292107Dont like washing up. Dont like getting my hands wet. Hidden disabilities and all that.
>>79292107I hate literally all housework. I reuse crockery whenever possible to save on washing up. Just rinse off any bits of food and it's fine to use again, as long as it's just me eating off it.
>>79292124What about washing ur hands in sink? After going pp etc >>79292131Grim
>>79292233Oh. I dont. Simple as.
>>79292233It's not grim though. If I have a sandwich at lunch I can rinse the plate off and it's spotless to use again for dinner. Obviously I wouldn't put that plate back in the cupboard unless I washed it properly with soap, but if I'm just using it myself again, rinsing it is fine.
>>79292259I guess I see ur point. Desu I re-use cups like that for tea a lot bt not with food.
Love taking a big whiff of this stuff desu. Get a proper hit. Desu I just hate hanging clothes up it takes me hours from boredom. Id use tumble dryer 100% of the time if I had my own place.
Having some choccy milk classic HHL style.
>>79292368I cant stand the dryer being on me. Too loud.
>>79292249Scruffy cunt. I'd believe you if you weren't trying to be le new heckin tripfag personalityberg
Fucking nonces the lot of you.
>>79292380Just thought Id give the trip fagging thing a go. I post often enough here. I bet secretly a lot of people just dont wash their hands after the toilet.
Losing has lost its lustre...
>>79292433I think we eventually come to a crossroads in life where we face the option of continuing down the path of the loser which will only get more degrading and self-destructive or we evolve spiritually/mentally and start making progress in life, ultimately saving ourselves from oblivion.
>>79291364>jlWhat does that mean?
>>79292472You're right. That is filling me with optimism...cheers lad, much appreciated.
Every day he get stinkier.He hope there cure for his disease before it go to Stage IV TMAU. https://youtu.be/zqs2fDHtyHIThe Japanese made an anime about TMAU. It not nice is it. It stinky. It fishy. It pooey.
>>79292472You already passed that crossroads and went down the loser road long ago
>>79291647Of course yeah. We all have advantages and disadvantages.
>>79292472You trapped in sheltered accomodation now de lad. You're never getting out there. You permanently enspackered your life.
>>79292378I love it desu v relaxing. Helps me sleep on rare times mum got it on overnight. Oven is a good 1 too.>>79292485John lewis
>>79292472True helper lad v true
>>79292631Ah sorry mate. It was a Dyson cordless hoover. I buy their bedsheets quite often too. I used to live in the flats across from Buchanan Galleries so I was in there a lot.
>>79292564Perhaps, but I believe there always another crossroads further down the road in life.>>79292598>You permanently enspackered your lifeNah I haven't reached the point of no return yet. Being truly spackered in life is when you're a drooling retard totally dependent on carers or your brain is cooked through meds like Timmy after he was sectioned.
delivery driver has an Asian namemight greet him with 'shalom, brother'just casually, see if it causes anythingreally i just want my takeaway
If only you knew how lad things really are>900 secondsembarrassing
>>79292861>namaskar, goyimtry it
Whole sleeve of Lidl arctic bars down me neck
>talking about himself in the third personI still laugh at the day he was doxed and his mummy was involved
What a collection of bellends tonight
>>79292956Bit of a harsh way to talk about your family lad
What advice would you give me?
>>79293013Be kind to yourself. Talk to yourself inside your head as if you were a good parent being very gentle and kind to your inner child
Finally finished off those Fortnitemare quests now garn watch that new wepisode of Penguin. Oh aye.
Might spaffI finkDo i not
Time to get up and play vidya until 4pm because there's fuck all to do with my life.
>>79293498What video game are you playing anon?
Night guard, sound off. Who here? Trips on.>Put your name in the name box then a # then your code, like this:>robert#hunter2
>>79293610mondo on duty lads here til 2am
>>7929362320 mins left. Better hurry mondo.
>>79293644nice one fireseal m8 sound as a pound
Right time to drive to fucking Bristol I suppose.
>>79293597GTA trilogy lad.
>>79293666Why are you driving to Bristol at almost 2am?
>>79293671Going to see a prostitute. I've been looking through AdultWork for ages trying to find the prostitute in the UK who most closely resembles my mother, and she lives in Bristol.
>>79293729>Ive been looking through AdultWork for ages trying to find the prostitute in the UK who most closely resembles my mother, and she lives in Bristol.Anon you cannot be serious.
>>79293729what if you get there and her voice and mannerism are nothing alike
>>79293754Fraid so. It's become quite an obsession.>>79293759That's likely. My mum isn't from Romania. I'll just have to deal with it.
>>79291602i asked him that he never says
I don't get to fuck women so therefore I have no reason to respect them online or offline. They do not deserve anything but to continue to fear men they do not know.
>>79293799Maybe this kind of attitude is why you don't get to fuck women, at least partly.
>>79293810yeah everyone knows simps get loads of pussy
New TV is updating corr. Hopefully it doesn't take too long.
>>79293816It's not about being a simp. It's about not being bitter and spiteful. That's not attractive. Not to women, not to anyone.
>>79293843corr lovely spyware nice and fresh
>>79293850Don't care. Amazon or the Chinese can spy on me as much as they like as long as they don't interupt me from enjoying me YouTubes and films. It's just a software update anyways, the TV has probably been in storage for the past year or so.
>>79293810It's just the end result if realising you're just not for women. I was brought up to respect women and now I realise that gets you nowhere. It's much easier to just only care about yourself. Just blatantly ignoring some foid telling me to move my bag on the busy train so she can sit is just one of the many things I do for my own benefit. You realise most women do not want hostility from men so just in the end stand up and wait for a spare seat. It feels good to finally only care about myself and no NPC foids.
>>79293870You've never been on a train without your mum being with you.
>>79293898Shut up. I've been on public transport on my own several times.Women deserve to continue to fear men. Right now I can go out at 2 am and not fear anyone. Women do not get to have that.
>>79293914Haha no you haven't. Maybe a bus with other autistic children.
>ruthmong trying to start a mexican wave on the spacker bus
Taking videos of women in public, posting them online and there's nothing the police can do about it.
The pigs have tried and unsuccessfully deterred me from making videos that fit within the UK law. They just like to waste my time with their intimidation.
I always publish videos of lying women. Always. They cannot get away with their lies to the police. It's only fair when my rights are violated.
nother shift of lorry driving done and dusted, bumped into one new lad at stoke who didnt have a sat nav and his phone wouldnt charge, mad little cunt was going off a paper map that transport gave him
Well, that's the new TV registered and up to date. Garn beddingtons now.
Tastyarse rice pudding this wasCorr
Quite the important appointmentshire coming up in a couple hours thereOught to cop some R&R soonish do i not
a homosexual, a retard, and a virgin walk into a bar.it's you. you walk into a bar.
>>79294516Nice lol
How to cope with intrusive thoughts?
>>79294955act on them. you know you're NOT a paedo, you don't WANT to murder, and the government ISN'T reading your thoughts? make it all so.
lollers has intrusive thoughts too
>>79295468probably about shagging adult women.
>>79295542>I just feel stabby, my thoughts are to have children stripped from their skin.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74815498/#74823139
>>79295569>22 Sep 2023it's been over a year and he has not acted on these thoughts. it would have been in the news.in my book that makes him okay. can commit whatever head-crimes he fancies.
Good morning you lamentable piles of shit
reckon i have long covid, its a hidden disability, need to get on bennies ASAP
*haz mai caek**eatz it two*O_o
the most hidden disability? ambulance, the ability to walk without the aid of a wheelchair.
Just read a very based post on here nd when I say based I really mean based
End of an era, I'm not longer physically able to work. Going on bennies me. Have a legit disability too. Polyneuropathy.
My hangover gone bt i got this sharp pain in my ankles never had that before only thing i can think I had new trainers on @ spoons other night. Doesnt matter really basically what I'm going 2 do is neck some codeine nd play my Switch in bed. Am hungry too tho from not eating yday. By the way it Halloween 2mz.
>>79295866Doesn't matter if ur reason is legitimate desu u could be down syndrome stephen hawking nd ppl would say ur workshy get a job just how British ppl are desu little gremlin mongs in a bucket
Please don't reply to my posts, mong.
good morning on this wonderful wednesday de lads
Even if u got terminal disease, if somebody ask? "I just can't be arsed working mate i dont want to" u might as well just say it cause I promise that's all they're going to hear anyway
>>79295929Touched a nerve did I not that u need any more of that going on LOL
Thick thighs save lies
Too much sugar yesterday it bad for me
Honestly anyone using the short form LOL should be banned for a week. Weak boomer behaviour.
Too much alcohol yesterday it bad for me
Wanted 2 get my hair cut today bt I too anxious to go outside. I was doing pretty well last week nd especially the weekend bt its all back 2 zero again. Will kms nxt year if life stays like this.
Chika you feeling better today, pal?
>>79296016Nope. Pozzed. Possibly literally.
>>79295673Morning de liddington
eating ultra processed vegan food and taking expensive diabetes medication to lose weight to save rNHS
>>79296009Hopefully things improve for you lad.
>>79296115That image would be better if it had old people instead of the dead kids. Kweir had nothing to do with the foreign stabber. Yet he's heavily involved with the death of old people.I might get high and shoot one, forra laff.
Shoot oneFucking shoot one, twat wanker predictive text cunt fuck. Shoop you stupid thing.
>>79296152*shoots you*
Cant even explain how lush that looks when u haven't eaten in 24 hrs Might make sth like that for mum coming back later >>79296132Thx u I hope so<3
>>79296159*says URGH, then dramatically rolls around on the floor for 20 mins while dying8>>79296170Have you ever made yorkshire puddings before? It's quite easy, and this recipe makes the best tasting yorkshires ever, in everybody that tries them's opinion.
Might not do a shoop, might just get high and listen to some music, forra laff, whilst waiting to be alert enough for vidya.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waZUb6jqRXk
Any Luce man in >>79296115Vegan diet is horrible if ur prone 2 mental health ime. Like pip ppl. I was stressed in city centre nd snapped got a sausage roll just felt immediately better. This isn't science bt my exp. I got so weak nd depressed feeling no energy. I think ppl that trally do well eating plants are probly mentally well 2 begin with. Couldn't hack it. I feel bad 4 moomoos etc bt I can help them more if am not catatonic suicide zombie vegan.>>79296200Never have. Would b a fun experiment.
very scared and worried about the bennies cuts todaythe era of the neet is overincoming the era of the jews
moni the paki landlord is NOT going to like this budget
>>79296227Waiting on the codeine kicking in 2 get on mario kart online grind desu
>>79296241It is very easy, I tried my first the other day, even did a giant one in a big flan tin, oh aye. Mum's oven is gas and lets out a bit of heat though, so it was experiment time, but having an electric oven should yield better results. I love the taste of them, they are proper nice, bt eggy which I like. Remind me of pancakes, might try a sweet yorkshire pudding one day.
>>79296245Phwoar this lass is also cuteyou been watching old films?also is poley really a landlord? if he (yes i misgender him because he's scum) fell in a pile of shit he'd come up smelling of roses
I for one like the /britfeel/ radio, not the /pol/ one, that was alrightish at times, but are radio with the gang from here.
>>79296270it was all cringe tbqh imo
>>79296279Both of our opinions are valid, so...*shrugs*
i wonder how ralphie would have liked gladiator 2
>>79296243theyre going after wealth hoarders like landlordsthey need money now, not after 2 years of fighting Craig the local drug dealer over 380 quid a month>>79296254thats Pola Raksa from 4 men tank men and a dog, or something. old polish tv series. got a backlog of old films to watch but im too jittery to watch anything atmi think moni wrote about being a landlord in its most recent blog, the one about meeting fatty wog sprog fella at some muzzie rally in london>>79296270it was okay, but i only listened to it during the lockdownsmoni trying real hard to rile up the other hosts with its anti white racism was cringe and gay
>>79296243i'm not im almost excited for the cuts, cant wait to find reason to finally off myself
>>79296292true lad i barely remember anyway as i was in alcoholic mode when britfeel radio was goingjust hate poley simple asmiss shopper bear
arbroath lass is a better white version of poley who doesn't shit the bed and pretend to like metallica to stalk a coworker
https://youtu.be/4q8AYDc-cLU?t=183
>>79296298I can't remember if it was about before the lockdowns, desu. *dons his defective detective hat*I don't think it was on while I was a wagie, that ended in 2019.CBA thinking moar now, I am high enough to play vidya, so I will play vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVblOqZBlJw
Keep restarting BL2. I played as both female characters because I like looking and dressing up dollies but the male characters are objectively better. Anarchy Gaige is a fucking headache and Maya is underpowered.
>>79296316Poley was better than any of the grim personalities that we have now
early morning uploafs de lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTnwqgpQjSEhe selling somethin i fink>>79296329the amount of flies in that hovel is ridiculous >>79296331enjoy
>>79296360get a grip ladit was only funny when he did something stupid like with the polish lass>>79296363what do I know that image frommaybe it just reminding me of little britain
Tis time to slay some MOTHERFUCKEN ZOMBU'Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5_zJ-tFLs>>79296363I love it. Such a fun way to spend some time.There are sad times though, picrel. I loved number 7, she was a great little dog.
Eye completely ruined my Monday night nd all of tuesday(yday) bc demon drink bt I back on my sobriety again. Nd sober November. I learn from the past. Actually I'm pretty confident this time. This will b a good month. If I manage 2 get a haircut 2moro November will be good. Thats the signal. Everything is on the up nd up. Lend me ur chikara. I save the world.
>>79296387what game that thenwatch for hungry chinks
>>79296396That game would be dayz. It's an oldish game (released 10 years ago), but still very active devs, and modders create new maps and stuff all the time.
>>79296402oh i see i thought dayz was 3rd personused to watch a cute streamer named Sodakite play itonly twitch girl i sent money and simped forbad times
>>79296253Thx lad u gave me a fun idea 2 try I used 2 cook more, relaxing isnt it. When it works Bt some point I just started eating the same thing most days nd never bother doing anything newMiss my rice cooker
>>79296414rice very quick and easy to cook in a poti use plenty of water i like my rice fluffy and sticky and wet
free cbt sessions from mistress Reeves for all benefits claimants
Wish i had some pals 2 play on switch Its still fun bt all these randoms from different countries......nobody ever see my winning streak except these randoms Its a lonesome life >>79296418Feel like its a gamble whether it turns into watery slop desu
>>79292736I love that john lewis desu Thats the 1 am thinking about when i think jlWith the perfume counter I think either when u walk in or on the lower floorHaven't been in in years thoToo many melancholic memories
16 yrs of ***** worship. Time 2 put it to rest. Moving on in life. It's not true that the future can be just as good. It will be grim and shit. Is what it is tho.
>>79296410It can be either.>>79296414I used to love it, but stopped. I need to get back into it. Made some nice pork tenderloin and roast salad potatoes the other day.
***** mum got knocked up nd had ***** @ age 16. I mean her mum was originally rough bt her dad was a school teacher w decent family. Neway bc her mam was basically NEET they weren't posh back then. @ some point her mum did a teaching degree as mature student nd also became a teacher. ***** already in secondary school by then. At that point they became truly posh. Well to me, 2 teachers as ur parents IS posh. Bck then especially. Bt her mum was the type where she was originally rough bt as soon as she got some decent money she went 180 nd acted like an ultra snob. "New money". She was closer 2 my life in her roots than the 1 she ended up in bt acted like it was beneath her like it never happened. So it was nice to me to be accepted by them. Bt thats Y we were in each others orbits to meet in the 1st place. They moved into a FLAT in a posh location not 1 of the fancy houses bt to me simply being there gave me different world. Nd ppl on the street there started talking 2 me there. Cus they saw me from cutting about with *****. Talking 2 me as if i deserved to be there like i was part of it.I felt happy.I imagined joining that posh world. The 1st posh Christmas I had with ***** I wanted it to be like that every year forever. ***** isn't a q&a session. I poured my soul in2 this occult ritual over a year for my own purposes. Nd the true nature of what happened isnt for here. Theres a surface layer 2 everything then the complicated version then the true occult version. Am done with *****.....I just felt sad bc it's her bday soon which sets me off bt am over it
not sure whats going on with the music video but this song is a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6OXvHG_lO4
I dnt care about being insulted bt lying 2 me is the worst sin so i dnt appreciate those kind of aspersions. Nd its telling that out of 100,000 odd words what certain ppl cling on to for their epic wins. The most banal surface sh*t. So I clarify this 1 time only. In the future, if u don't understand it, you're not supposed 2. Everything isn't for every1. Nd that's the bottom line bc stone cross said so. Thx
Stew, yorkshire puds, can of beer. Corr, amarite, breakfast is served.
Probly way more than 100k. I did 50k words 2 psychiatrist nd it didn't even look like that much on the page. I need 2 relax with talking too much.
>>79296702U eating off a plate or SSM "a la mode"
Back from me ban for saying the N word de lids, get in there
>>79296719Neither, a bowl shall be the vessel used to hold muh stew.
Brainlet NPCs jump down my throat "its all coincidence" then theyreconfused that theh dont "get it"......no shit u dont. >>79296722Okaerinasai master
Luvvverly little eBay delivery this morning, is it not? One of my favourite horror films. The first series of the TV show is good too.
>>79296766can you recommend me any good action thrillers dvd lad?
Anyone with a time machine fancy winning some free DVDs?
>>79296624DEEEE LAAAA DAA DAA LAA DAA DAA I'M A DEVIL IN YOUR HEART
>>79296773I'm not hugely knowledgeable on action films but I've enjoyed The Raid, The Rock, Con Air, Atomic Blonde. I like old martial arts films as well like Once Upon a Time in China, Police Story and IP Man.
>>79296783cheers a bunch. will be watching one of them over the weekend it lush
>>79296787>will be watching one of them over the weekend it lushyou wont
Sorted for the next 6 hourshttps://youtu.be/klxqVIF3RYA
>>79296790Pretty outlandish claim coming from you. Is it not.
Never got the appeal of Dark Souls or similar games. Utterly uninspiring when I've watched people playing them.
Who's worse? You Won't poster or Fascinating poster?
>>79296808Try playing the games instead of watching others play them.
>>79296812Do you think only one poser make those posts and only them, mong?
>>79296808I used to think the same until I actually sat down and played Dark Souls Remastered and really enjoyed it.
Pure passive aggression when he ask am I doing OK for money yep "really???.....oookay then" nd other words WHY is a jobless mong like u doing OK for money it shouldnt be ALLOWED. Dnt think I hvnae clocked on 2 these things by now. Breaks my heart how ppl treat me. Y when am only ever nice 2 him. Nd even being nice is just a trick to make me feel bad. Well it works. So well done big man.>>79296793The AI vid u posted before was cool
>>79296821No but I knew someone would ask me this so mission accomplished I reckon.
>>79296838>No but I knew someone would ask me this so mission accomplished I reckon.fascinating
Ejaculating inside Ruth's rectum
>>79296847>Ejaculating inside Ruth's rectumspaffinating
budget in an hour
shitting myself for the budget i just know theyre coming for me bennies feels like its the end i dont know what i'll do without them
>expecting politicians to not fuck over the majority of the population of the country.
So I was in bed having a wank last night for about two hours in bed. I wasn't planning on cumming, just tiring myself out before bed but I landed on a Gigi Rivera video of her riding cowgirl and I crossed the line. I let go of my cock and with sheer willpower tried to hold it back but it was no use. I came with the force of a thousand suns, one of those longshots where I sprayed my own face and pillow. It was a nightmare to clean up as I wasn't prepared.
Mums got the heating on. Its too warm. I wish she would turn it off.
>>79296892Make her a cup of tea, that will warm her up, and could lead to the heating being turned off.
>>79296911No. Shes a boomer. She cannot be argued with, she cannot be reasoned with. She constantly has it on. Im sat here in my bedroom with the fan on sweating cobs.
>>79296892thought you had your own flat
>>79296808Played the shit out of Sekiro but Dark Souls just doesn't do it for me.
>>79296941No. I think youre confusing me with somebody else.
spam mong got a new trip and character to play?
Was rly the moment i announced retiring from *****posting their little agents activated oo oo tell me about this nd that elaborate on this what about this Nd WHERE were yous this whole time until post-retirement? The beast system activated. Trying 2 draw me back in. Shut the fuck up demon mong. Sorry bt it has 2 be said. Think u forget how this thing works. I do what the fuck I want when I want nd I take orders from nocunt. The fucking cheek of it. Nd it almost worked cus they target when my spirits are compromised. Fufk the demon drink. I pour down the toilet. I dnt like using this kind of language bt it had 2 be said. Ur on fucking notice with me little demon lad. Dnt even try it. Enough said.Thx
>>79296974SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP REEE
buget son delids
2040 and Limmy is still reacting to Cilla Black and Bullseyewho watches this crap
Spoiler alert for the budget>Infinite money for ooga boogas and Ukraine>No money for you>Dodgy PFI schemes selling the country to Larry Fink and co
>>79296978No. Cheers
>>79297003No wonder his twitch channel is on the decline. He will be posting on here soon.
>it's the previous gubbermint's fault why we're billions in debt>borrows another 26 billion>urgh bloddy sick people costing the rNHS billions as well, the lazy fat bastards.
Girlfriends uncle has skimmed a couple of hundred off the top of an inheritance payment from Jamaica so we can't do anything, sly fucker.
>>79297011he's such a bitter little cunt
Toilet in the en suite has started doing this thing where it constantly drains a little trickle into the bowl after flushing and you can clearly hear the sound of water in the pipes for like 20 minutes after flushing. Sometimes if you flush it again it will stop in two or three minutes, but yeah something is definitely up with it. Problem is that the toilet was installed as a concealed unit and the builders DIDN'T LEAVE IN A PANEL TO ACCESS IT. They literally just tiled in the entire fucking cistern, so now we have to smash the tiles to get access.Not fucking happy.
I still enjoy Limmys Show but that lockdown shite and his twitch channel is cringe.Now if the Still Game lads streamed in character I'd be interested. Even just Isa would do me, proper GILF. Don't know why they didn't go for her she treats her men right. Wee pals.
muffit
Remember all those dole TV shows in the mid 2010s? Benefits street and benefit Britain life on the dole. Was it a psyop to stir up hated for poor people or just a trend at the time?
I report everybody who uses the n word.
>>79297097what, even n words using it?
>>79297095Benefits Street was really exploitative shite too. Following a bunch of low iq druggies and retards about. Think one of them is dead now. Nevertheless it was entertaining.Life on the Dole was a bit more lighthearted. There was some DVD hoarder with a fat GF on an episode.
>>79297011>>79297046He's made more money from his Twitch channel than you ever will.https://twitch.pages.dev/earnings/limmy/
I need to pop a propanalol from my dosset box. The anxiety is getting too much before the budget.
>>79297095Very cheap to make and a lot of people watched them. Simple as that really.
>>79297107And? I can still criticise him. Fuck me some of you lads really rile me up.
>>79297104My brother is a DVD hoarder. He has around 800 DVDs.
>>79297057She looks a bit like my sister
>>79297119Have fun "criticising him" with your poverty life while he's living large with a fortune in the bank.
>>79297124Very Jewish take. He has sold his soul as a mong on Twitch for money. Also why do people give money to males? Is it all from advertising?
Crosslad was featured on an episode of The Scheme circa 2010 where he did a line of Ket and then proceeded to flash his willy at old women.
>>79297110fucking kek I've done the same but with my zoplicone and DPHgonna sleep through it
>>79297124Cashed in on being a wee politically correct safe boi @ 50 yrs old pandering 2 twitter mongs nd Americans Still like him bt its pretty dire Nd his wife sorry "partner" literally cucked him lel
>>79297158Is he really a cuck beta PC plod? I haven't kept up. Funny how Frankie Boyle is that way too.
>>79297135No most of it comes from donations and subscriptions. He gets paid huge money to sit and play computer games because people like him. No one likes you.
Imagine making millions sitting on ur arse nd ur woman still fucks another guy kek
>>79297110propranolol is useless shit that gps just fob you off with because it's not the 1950s anymore and they don't want to give you valium, the only thing that really works
>>79297175Ruthmong is that you? Thought you only targeted women...
>>79297178They broke up lad. Just like you and **** and you and *****. Relationships don't work sometimes. People move on. You should know that better than anyone, considering the women you loved moved on and never looked back.
>>79297153How do you get the harder stuff?
>>79297184No he also has a huge disliking for Charles Veitch
Why are you lads so heavily invested in internet bollocks? Trying to hurt each other because somebody doesn't like your favourite internet faggot.
Who is Mr. Spakker? Why does Keir keep mentioning him?
Mummy reeves looking good today.
>>79297210Used up old trollop.
lincoln jopp on a mad one
>>79297191just ask for promethazine at the chemist
>>79297232Promethazine they gave me that for sleep it knocks you out for two days, very groggy. Also causes dementia.
>>79297172Not really like that just plays it safe on everything bt he's still funny
>>79297210he used to be genuinely good-looking in a 'silver fox' kind of way.now he's all frumpy, like an alcoholic or someone who's had too much cocaine. what happened? is it either/both of those?
alex baker from aldershot sucking my cock
Limmy has done some funny sketches here and there, but he definitely has this really off-putting undercurrent of absolutely seething bitterness and resentment which makes it mostly unwatchable for me desu, especially his live/stream content.
do i literally ask a chemist 'for promathazine' or do i have to go 'well i have the sniffles, also insomnia, if only there was SOMETHING that could help...'?
>>79297263That is part of his character lad. I've met him IRL and he was nothing like that.
>>79297264Got any prommies mate?
>>79297187Did "they" break up tho or did he get broken up with so she could shag other guys after 20 year or w/e Not trying 2 be a dick about it jst saying isn't that mental to become a multimillionaire nd she still leaves you. Like a reverse gold digger. Not something u see happening much is it. So what's that all about. U know the goss? Post goss if so pls. I only remembering bits nd pieces.
>>79297263reading his autobiography i think he's genuinely a narcissist. there actually ARE people who like him as a person, view his livestreams as good, so i don't blame him entirely. it's like caring about J. K. Rowling's Twitter instead of her enjoyable wizard books: those were just her early career in order to fund her REAL calling.at any rate he can't irony his way out of his gf leaving him, or his Twitter earnings sorely making him not a 'relatable working class laugh you'd meet at the pub'. he is pretty vile.
State of britfeel, very grim
>>79297276They broke up and naturally that involves shagging other people. They are still friends and still co-parent their son together. I think the money wasn't a factor. People with money have failed relationships just as much as poor people.
Corr thats mr speaker?
>>79297276no such thing as a mutual break-up, in my eyes. they can go well, obviously, but it's like abuse: it can be back and forth, both people to blame at different times, but ultimately at any given time one person holds the power. someone DECIDES to call it quits.obviously the long term point in 99% of cases is to go off and shag other people. i'm sure some outliers were secretly asexuals, or had a divine calling to become a monk or nun.
>>79297291thats the deputy spakker lad
LET THE WOMAN TALK YOU FUCKING HYENASPARLIAMENT IS A FARCEJESTERS
>>79297310>YEEEEEAAH>YYYYYYEEAAH>YYYYYEAAAAAWish they would all shut the fuck up.
/britfeels/ has taught me so much about the "psychology" of human beings. the other day i saw a pretty lady with a short gentleman clearly some kind of geeky gamester type. i thought, "hm she is quite logically dating a 4/10 because of his wages as a programmer or similar, i predict with 95% certainty she will leave him for Chad if not already secretly sleeping with Chad or a Chad-like already...."i could have warned him. but i thought, better to leave that to its course. maybe i'm the sick one, in this twisted world of ours. did i ask to be born? no.
have they announced that PIP will only be going to the 'actually' disabled yet? all i care about.
think rishi has his finger up jeremy cunts arsehe must have missed lunch
>>79297327>/britfeels/ has taught me so much about the "psychology" of human beings. the other day i saw a pretty lady with a short gentleman clearly some kind of geeky gamester type. i thought, "hm she is quite logically dating a 4/10 because of his wages as a programmer or similar, i predict with 95% certainty she will leave him for Chad if not already secretly sleeping with Chad or a Chad-like already...."i could have warned him. but i thought, better to leave that to its course. maybe i'm the sick one, in this twisted world of ours. did i ask to be born? no.fascinating
>>79297336Not yet lad. Shes spent the last 15 mins shitting on the tories.
>>79297290I see. I still like him bt it wasnpretty crazy that that happened. I feel like there's deeper goss nd lore behind it that we arent privvy 2. I want the goss. Bt I also got impression that she was a v different personality from him. I just can't imagine throwing 20 year down the drain at that point so long together u should just stay together no matter what. Esp if there's a wean. Should be like a marriage bar anything properly fucked u just keep going. Its just my opinion nt saying I'm right bt i have a point of view.Thx. like you'd almost think have I just wasted 20 years of my life. Nd where they even shagging themselves at the end for god knows how long. Dead bedroom? Sry. Not my business bt I like goss.
>>79297338it truly is. you could say i have a gift for understanding and unravelling this. if you did say that, you would be correct. i don't blame your interest, but frankly it's more of a curse at times.
>>79297336They're scrapping it entirely lad. Replacing it with vouchers you can only spend on medical equipment.
>Live Labour Budgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUvTVdTMyYLive Labour Budgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUvTVdTMyY
>>79297345Bit of a naive point of view lad. People change a lot over the course of 20 years. It's not unusual for long relationships to end simply because people have grown apart.
Which twitch tier do I join 2 get the full scoop?
>Rishi fuming with his head down. Kek.
>>79297345if my wife spent the equivalent of a full-time job at her computer box playing computer games, i would quickly become very exhausted with her. even if it was her full-time job (obviously it's different if it's a woman because there'd be some amount of 'online sexual attention from weirdos' involved, and tbqh that would create sexual jealousy in me, same way if she did direct sex work).nightmare because you wouldn't get your own time at home/work then a loving hubby to see in your downtime, but you wouldn't get to see him whenever, either. he's too busy playing with his toys instead of you. i THINK this is how women's brains work. even the normal ones.
>>79297355Ik bt my personal view divorce shouldn't be allowed at all except extreme circumstances. I know its never going to happen bt a lot of problems in the country would be solved by that. IMO
>>79297348this is easy as fuck, just send my ketamine* dealer the vouchers he can probably trade them in for whatever's good, don't mind if i get a few grams less.* for treatment-resistant depression
>>79297348they're literally not
>>79297372That would cause more problems than it would solve. Imagine forcing people to live in misery for no reason.
it a good day to have AIDs
>>79297381Hes fucking with you anon. The PIP voucher scheme was scrapped. Labour themselves said they werent going a head with it but were discussing their own reforms sometime in the spring of 2025.
>>79297355>>79297372look up the success rates of arranged marriages. not horrible forced ones, arranged marriages where it's part of the culture and marriage is just viewed differently to the weird Western 'shagging-until-you-whittle-it-down' 'hope-for-success' culture.forget whatever incel/online nonsense, that's the real ____ pill. you really could be living a completely different life by now.
>>79297351are they about to cut all our bennies?
>>79297399Only for dossers like Sean and SSM
>>79297391wonder if i can cure my disability by then.when is the Assisted Suicide (Mental Health) Bill due to go through?
>>79297264yeah just ask for promethazine, they most likely wont even know what it is and only know it under its brand new 'sominax' or some shiti use it as a benzo replacement since they took me off valium/ativan. placebo goes a long way in making me think it's calming me but really all it's doing is making me so groggy and sedated all i could do is sleepwould good combined with an opioid
Mummy reeves making me horny lads. Might have to pause the budget and have a quick wank.
SKILLS ENGLANDDOSSERS ON SUICIDE WATCHLEARN HOW TO DO A CV LADS
>>79297394That's only relevant if you define "success" as "not divorced" - It doesn't mean those people are happy.
40 billion GBP of tax rises - that is very big indeed
>>79297405Still being discussed. The white paper and green paper hasnt gone through yet. Might be in a few years. I dont think it will pass. Even the health secretary is against it.
>>79297408thanks, zopiclone is my go to for feeling spacey but it doesn't actually get me to sleep. don't want to get too heavy with the tramadols but if i can pop one and then have some groggy non-NON-drowsy antihistamine thing that sounds just lovely.
>>79297424It wasn't them that did it, it was le heckin previous governmenterino's fault.
>>7929740490% of the posters here are dossers.
>>79297386How come U met him? I would have sperged out nd talk about my mental health problems cause I read similar things in his autobio nd so we're kinda like pals. Never met a celeb. Wouldnt know what 2 say.
>>79297424The hotels and Domino's won't pay for themselves.
oh fuck no HERE IT COMES theyre cutting wca
>>79297419they have the free option to divorce if they want. it's like those American nutters who live weird Christian lifestyles but then get a year in the 'real world', they CHOOSE to go back because they're content with it.put another way, the non-divorce rate isn't literally 100%, is it? just comparatively, it's a lot lower. i'd be more inclined to make things work in my less-than-perfect arranged life than striving my whole life for a 'perfect' one.
What can get us out of the hole that socialism has dug us into?... I'VE GOT IT! - more socialism!
Is that it? no announcements? Sounds like they are changing the WCA.
>>79297431>my mental health problems >I read similar things in his autobio did you also want to cut up a woman for no reason?all a character tho, innit
>>79297431Just met him on Bath Street and had a brief chat.
THEY COMING FOR THE DOSSERS OH LORD
>>79297441>they have the free option to divorce if they wantAnyone from a culture where they arrange marriages is going to be culturally constrained from divorce, even if they're technically legally free.
least theyre not gonna touch pip, right? fuck, this is bad, i didn't think they'd go through with the tories' plans to change the criteria for support group/unfit
Corr remember the cost of living payments?
she didn't mention any benefit cutsstrange
>>79297442Keir is going back on all his 'based on the moral case for socialism' (whatever the fuck that means) pledges.i would like more socialism, sure. NHS logic applied to more things including actual health care like dentistry and assisted dying. at least trains, water, and housing, bring all that back.of course Labour cares about working people now, aka employers of working people, not all of society, not even the trade unions nowadays.
>>79297467she literally did>sticking with plans to change criteria for wca
Which of you posting SSM in brit/pol >>>486384130
>>79297463jokes on themI'm in the support group for ESA and it'll be a waste of money to try and get me into work
>>79297464not ashamed to admit mine went straight on the wrugs.then that was offset by ending up in debt from my higher energy bills at the time. so swings and roundabouts. at least the pills kept me away from reality.
>>79297467Mummy Kendall is putting forward a white paper probably sometime in November. That will tell us all whats happening.
>>79297474not a cut just changing criteria but she has been vague about it
Reet fretting I am, aye n sheit.Good thing they're not coming for are spliffs, choons n vidya.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyfwimPBEyc
>a six item limit will be imposed upon those seeking work or unable to work.
>>79297497he's fuuuuuuuuuming he is!
>>79297493lol changing the criteria will result in hundreds of thousands being taken off LCWRA over the years. Resulting in savings of billions.
>yeah i'd like six Steam gift cards, please
oops instead of spending all my benefits on British brewed beers, it is now going into Colombian marching powder and Indian takeaways where the owners only take cash for some reasonwhat long term thinking they have done on my behalf
EMPLOYERS TAKING IT UP THE ARSEBASED
she has been too vague on the benniesI'm scared lads
>>79297446No thats pretty strange. Didnt he say sth like his mum died nd he wasn't that bothered too. There was a few things I was like ehhhhhhh that's weird bt maybe creative ppl are just like that. Bt his Millport sketch is really a masterpiece I think maybe I'd mention that if wed met only cause its probly not 1 ppl mention that often. It makes me cry when am drunk. >>79297450Oh nice
>>79297467What's strange about that? Benefits claimants are Labour's clients.
>>79297569well they are changing the criteria so a lot of people going to get booted off meanwhile they're raising pensions 4.1 percent lmao
aren't they going to take the "substantial risk" criteria for support group away?
NON DOM ABOLISHEDBASED
>>79297589I heard its mobility. Thats what the tories were planning. But I cant see that happening. It means anybody in a wheelchair or no arms and legs will be made fit for work.
>>79297589whats that mean then lad? we aren't all as savvy as u
>>79297592People with 9 figure bank balances FUMING
Might take a valium nd go a wee walk. Wish i knew what this politics stuff was about vis a vis bennies bt idk what these government terminology mean.
>>79297603if you don't qualify for support group by points alone you can argue if you're found fit for work you'd be a risk for self-harm/suicide/being exploited
>>79297603It means if youre a violent schizophrenic youll be found fit for work.. lol. Youll see psychos in Aldi throwing wine bottles at the shadow people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVx-QmfxErA
>>79297619>>79297621Mad. Wonder how Autism will be seen in the changes as that's why I'm in support group.
do wine bottles work against the shadow people?
>>79297629considering they've gradually invented a diagnosis for being a naughty child/irritable, neurotic adult, and labelled it all under the 'spectrum' umbrella, they really do need to ax it entirely. you're entirely capable of working in just about any role. most people aren't physically fit, we don't give them actual social security money because they wouldn't make good bricklayers, do we?
>>79297584>well they are changing the criteria so a lot of people going to get booted offIs this just a rumour? It would surprise me if they alienated a necessary portion of their voters.
>>79297464I miss it so much lad. That era was so comfy. How come the TORIES was so good 2 us neets.
>>79297629Nothings been announced yet. I cant see it passing. What company is going to employ an aggressive autist or a violent schizophrenic?
>>79297642I'm not capable of working in just about any role otherwise I wouldn't have got sacked from any job I've ever had.
>>79297643under the first past the post two party system i don't think they care about that kind of long term thinking. most 'working people' want some kind of measured Enoch Powell policy - not outright racism as such, but a highly emotive 'send the buggers back' drive.Labour can't publicly support that beyond some vague notions of 'hmm yes perhaps we've gone too far, CONTROLLED immigration, mayhaps' but they're very happy to throw 'working people' under the bus in other arenas.
All this free time to spend spamming the thread with their take on people not working being scum.Strange.
All these little bratty kids being diagnosed Autism lessens my real Autism and it makes me livid tbqh.
>>79297672WFH, lad. Plenty of time for shitposting and gooning between emails.
>>79297675being 'round other autistic people makes me realise I'm a lot higher on the spectrum than thought initially
>>79297672And yet. You are still here. Commenting.Strange.
>>79297650so what makes you better than the currently-homeless people? i'm on drugs, most of us probably are, but i recognise i am always weeks away from eviction and being on the streets. my computer is a holdover from better times. i've slipped through the cracks.getting sacked from those jobs is no different to getting sacked from the bricklaying job because you can't carry bricks, or if i got sacked from any job because i don't turn up (or turn up hepped up on goofballs).they've created the diagnostic criteria in reverse, then applied it 'forwards' to 'disability' payments. you are diverse, you are not ill. in fact there are autistic people who are BETTER at SPECIFIC jobs, something about what makes you different would make you less likely to get sacked working as a _____ than a neurotypical person.
>>79297690What is it you actually do lad? Is your WFH job well paid?
This is so boring 2 listen to. I just check thread later 4 the scoop.>>79297675Its the daft tiktok lassies that want 2 be neurodiverse cus it gives them sjw cred like being "queer" it's in that umbrella jn those circles. They turned it into a political thing.
>>79297693i had the inverse realisation with an "adult autism social group". they're so insufferable about their obsessive interests, or they communicate like cartoon "retards". "ey up a propa love that there Wallace & Gromit, me!! ey anon, ya seen that cartoon where Wallace puts on the wrong trousers? eee it's dead good! let me quote it at you!!!"fuck off you're 37.
Lads, how do I get a job? Don't even know where to startMaybe I should just sign on
>>79297701what the fuck r u on about?
>>79297690That's ok then.>>79297696I'm just dossing lad, not pretending to be a wagie.What is strange, is your use of a full stop, instead of comma..
Mind some1 linked to like a place in Ireland where adults go in for autism screening bt under the prices it was like "if u need a letter 2 support a PIP claim its 80 quid extra" like transparently hinting ppl can pay this place to get on the PIP train. Kind of mental
>>79297721>Don't even know where to startjobs.co.uk
>>79297744Yeah but i see job ads asking for experience that i don't have. Think I'm just screwed to be honest.You know in wildlife programs when there's some gazelle that gets mauled to death by a lion because the gazelle just wasn't fast enough to escape? Maybe I'm that gazelle.
>>79297728i fully support disability benefits - both payments and things like cheaper travel - for actual impaired people.having poor eyesight (not being blind) impairs every aspect of your life, doesn't make you entitled to extra money. having poor social skills because you're a tetchy mess who likes Digimon more than football, that shouldn't entitle you to anything.Hans Asperger found a specific type of naughty kids and Lorna Wing put a name to them in the 70s, we've dropped that name and lumped them in with 'classical autism' because of the overlap. classical autists can have bennies, much like the blind, your kind can just have a few physical/mental foibles like the rest of us.
>>79297701Its easier to live a normal life with AIDS than autism
>>79297754Remember, just like that gazelle, you're not alone in this. Many people start out without all the experience they think they need.Try focusing on transferable skills you have, even if they come from different experiences, like school projects, volunteer work, or even personal projects.
>>79297761You greatly underestimating the impact being autistic has had on my life but that's okay most people don't understand. I'd rather be a deano in a wheelchair.
Limmy lives around the corner from me. Knew he was somewhere close by, as I'd seen him in Victoria Park a few times, and then his partner posted a video of his son playing piano and I could see the houses opposite. Recognised the paint job on one of them so now I know where he lives aha x
>>79297778>on my lifeyou mean on your mood.
>>79297721What's your background lad? What education do you have? Anything even remotely related to work experience? How old are you?
wonder why the director of Permo Productions lists his correspondence address as Accountsplus Accountants rather than where he's actually producing from?i know it's not an uncommon practice but the fact he even needs accountancy is 'sus'. most self employed people can do their own taxes and that, it's not like he's pure raking it in haha.
>>79297764yeah STDs don't do much. if more men were sensible about STDs and didn't brainlessly shag women who 'just' had herpes, HPV, chlamydia, whatever - think how many privileges women would lose.
>>79297817Fuck off lad you're a cunt simple as.
>>79297710Software engineer. It's hybrid tbf, half days in the office and half at home. I only do work on my days in the office.Used to be in the office full time until glowvid made us fully WFH for a while.
>>79297761U could say that about literally every "personality disorder" nd u could say schizophrenia is just low IQU could say every mental illness is just trauma U could go full thomas szasz nd claim all mental illness is fake All these labels are ultimately invented by some1 or other to categorise deviations from an arbitrary normNd yet its clearly real nd patterns can be observed U can be reductive about anything if u want. Nd u leave ppl asking the same question when you're just reductive for the sake of it. >OK that's very clever but what's your point?Sounds like u had an autistic ex that dumped u desu
>>79297839how? not displaying any lack of sympathy for people with an autism spectrum diagnosis, or its effects.put yourself in my shoes.
>>79297827think he is raking it in and barely has any overheads. the guy is incredibly lazy and, whilst funny and fairly intelligent, often comes across as a teenager trapped in a man's body. can definitely see him using accountants out of sheer laziness.
SUNAK IS A FUCKING CLOWN
Ppl used to just call me a cunt all my life ppl called me a cunt but doc says it's "emotionally unstable personality disorder" so I got blue badge now nd it'd actually a medical thing
>>79297865I thought you didn't have any shoes, lad?
>>79297853mental illness was invented so the US healthcare system could categorise people for the sake of insurance under their ridiculous system. a square peg in a less-square hole.we adopted it here with the 50s Mental Health Act to try and get the NHS to cover it along the same lines, basically a forced analogy that doesn't quite work.actual neurological conditions like brain damage, get that shit looked act. depression, autism, schizophrenia, personality disorders? different ways of the brain 'working', through nature (genetics) or nurture (trauma)? that's just an extension of 'well he's a bit of a sad sack' or 'eee, she's dead funny, her'.it exists because we invented it. we have quite literally invented the labels, changed them over time, and regularly debate/revise what the criteria are. cancer or the common cold don't tend to change much over the decades, do they?the BPS's power threat meaning framework might be a possible alternative to the diagnostic model. luckily it currently has an autism-specific get-out, specifically so autistics can still receive benefits while the framework is properly revised.
Parliament really is fucking sickening. A bunch of jesters howling and guffawing over real issues. Sunak the cunt weasel and Jeremy Cunt.
EUPD doesn't exist
>>79297806Any good places you like on the Southside?
>>79297911Autists would still exist whether the label was ever invented or not desu
>>79297827>>79297885Bollocks lad. A good accountant is worth their weight in gold. I don't make as much as he does and I use an accountant. Why waste time learning how to do accounts when I can spend that time doing what actually makes money in the business, and the amount the accountant saves me on taxes pays for the accounting services? You'd be stupid not to.
Why does the opposition have to just shout and disagree with everything? Could it be just to stay employed and get a paycheck?
>>79297952The whole idea of Parliament is just a weird holdover from a different age.
LAST DOOR FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
New edish for the lads. Very topical. Very funny.>>79297966>>79297966>>79297966
Good phenibut is probly the dark horse on my top 5 chems list if I made such a list. Used 2 be a online store that sent really good stuff from Ireland bt they stopped after covid. Anything I tried recently felt so weak. Bt when it's the good stuff its class.
