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Rachel "Big Swinging Dick" Reeves Edition
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>>79297966
I refuse to work. Simple as. At a minimum I would require pussy to even consider getting a job.
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Ahmed needs his Dominos, get to work!
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>>79297966
A little song to get the new thread going.
https://youtu.be/WY87o9IZXWg?si=bgPepq_cHJ_SsPi8
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Any SSM updates today lads?
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>>79297988
Yeah, he went to Greggs this morning and tax payers paid for it.
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Thought we would get an announcement for bennies during the budget. Instead we now have to wait until spring. Oh well. Back to bed for me.
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I've been out of the country since August. Have I missed anything?
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Kemi Badenoch will be PM lads. First black female PM.
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>>79298030
That toothless cotton picker will be licking Mummy Reeves' shoes.
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>>79297966
Get2work!
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Finished setting up that new TV. It lush. Was a bit worried I'd need to buy Wifi boosters since it's in me wedroom for it run apps smoothly but seems to be quite fast on its own. Plays 4K videos on YouTubes no problem, no buffering at all. Audio is good enough for what I paid.

Anyway, any good news in that wudget?
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flustered dossers
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Kemi Badenoch spent most of her childhood abroad. She is a privileged uppity golliwog.
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>>79298060
>any good news in that wudget
You will have to get a job
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>>79298060
they're booting off dossers fucking stressed
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>>79298060
They're coming for your wuppas, lad. Us dossers need to stick together.
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https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/blyth-pervert-calling-himself-paedo-30252462
>Judge Tim Gittins told him: "You saying this was no more than a fantasy discussion is not borne out by the history of your behaviour.
>"If it was really fantasy, you would be talking about dungeons and dragons, not penetrative sexual behaviour with very young children."
bloke hasn't seen my AD&D games from back in the day.
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>>79298070
I've spent most of my adult life abroad living it up. Are you going to say I'm privileged too? Mong.
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>>79298084
Fuck up lad her parents were GP and professor. Privileged snaggle toothed bitch simple as. She should fuck off back to Nigeria.
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>>79298083
Sounds like kink shaming from the judge desu
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>>79298083
>Daniel Devlin, who called himself "Paedo Pay Piggy"

Imagine doing that. Imagine going to the name field, thinking "hmm, what should I call myself?" and typing in "Paedo Pay Piggy"
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It's worse than we could ever fathom
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>>79298060
>Finished setting up that new TV
Proof?
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The unfortunate reality is that most of the Conservative party membership really would unironically see it as an objective win for them if they had a black female PM. It's so fucking over.
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>>79298108
Hahaha HHL on suicide watch. Literally.
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>>79298108
>inability to cope in social situations
well that's me fucked
gonna be forced into the wagie grind
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>>79298108
Thats actually quite bad if true
I will kms if they mess w my benbens
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>>79298112
Why wouldn't it be an objective win for them?
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>>79298108
What does this apply to? PIP? ESA? Jobseekers?
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>>79298108
I'll kill myself before this happens
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>>79298142
ESA/UC
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Just read the benefits changes. All of the parts about interacting with people are getting removed so you can't use them as a reason to not work. All because they say you can work from home and so it's not an issue

For the first time since I've been on PIP I'm close to actual tears with panic
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>>79298167
give us a link
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>>79298136
Because it has nothing to do with anything in terms of actually being a good candidate with a good platform and because it is trying to beat their (ostensible) opposition at their own game. It's trying to out-progressive the progressives when their base is generally to the right of such things. Of course, the actual Conservative party is a progressive centre-left party as well, so it makes sense why they do such things, but they're also the same people who wonder why people hate them so much.
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a rogue group of Lesser Priests of Lliira, using their Bliss spell to enslave halflings in their 30s or younger, all for the sexual pleasures of the Dark Lord Graz'zt and his monstrous followers.
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>>79298167
Might sound daft bt if they remove categories wouldnt the # of points u need go down as well
So u can make it up in other bits
Be of good cheer lad
If they give us comfy wfh jobs then that's fine
If they don't they can do one
Never attending an irl job interview ever again in my puff no way no how so do one
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>>79298167Y
Ah yes the thousands upon thousands of wfh jobs suitable for dossers who can barely hold a conversation and have no survival instinct.
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>>79298196
>>79298198
it's not about whether you get a job, it's whether you can do the job
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>>79298167
Time to get a job you lazy bastard.
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Deffos having my valium now tho
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Cancelled the new graphics card order
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>>79298108
>>79298167
Wow, Labour actually based for once.
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anyone can do a job. little midget lad on the newest Dr Who, they're making him out to be some new media darling.
last series of Derry Girls had midgets popping up everywhere, including one with ginger stem hands.
this is all right in front of your face.
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They can't just take away our benefits like that. It's supposed to be set for life. Properly in tears now HHL style.
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>>79298196
they're gonna boot you off m8
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>>79298082
>>79298080

Not a chance. They broke the social contract with men like me, not the other way round. Why should I work when in a few generations my people will be a ethnic minority in their own ancient homeland? Work so the existing rich can use my labor to continue to buy up all the land, properties, leaving absolutely fuck all for the rest of us? Asides from renting and working just to survive. Fuck that noise.

Nobody would employ me anyway.
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>forced to go to job interview
>tell them I'm a full blown neo-nazi who wishes Hitler won WW2
>don't get job

Simple as x
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They will never crush my spirit. John 16:33
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the hope for a brighter future seems to slip further away each and everyday
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>>79298259
And immediately get sanctioned and lose your bennies. Good plan.
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How are railway workers l UK ke me affected by this new budget? I'm obviously looking forward to my backdated pay raise next month, anything else in the pipeline?
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Dread the idea of having to get a job desu
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>in a few the decades the country will demographically resemble fucking Bangladesh

Aye, just get a job stacking shelves at ASDA (Muslim-owned btw) and pay taxes so the government can speed this process up. Can't even spend your wages at the local pub because it closed down and got turned into a mosque for the new locals.
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>>79298108
Just read the article on the canary. A no name news website thats filled to the brim with fucking temu ads. No announcements have been made regarding changes to the WCA. Ignore the scare mongers.
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made the mistake of getting a job in my 20s, so that's a permanent mark on my record that i am 'fit for work'
don't ever fall for it, young anons
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>>79298317
this is just cope
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>>79298321
thanks for the advice lid
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>>79298317
That anon probably wrote out that screenshot just to cause panic.
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>>79298337
https://www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2024/10/30/dwp-wca-changes-autumn-budget/
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>>79298232
I was saying just yesterday I felt like maybe ill get a job again nxt year. Nd I meant it. If its MY choice. If they want 2 force me? Don't want a job now. Thats how it goes. They can fucking do 1. Nocunt gives me orders.
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>>79298337
No its a bullshit news article from a website called the canary. The only article on the internet reporting it. It was written 14 hours ago.
https://www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2024/10/30/dwp-wca-changes-autumn-budget/
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Will just shoplift nd go jail if it comes 2 it. Fucking mongs trying 2 genocide autists. Well employment is a game so lets play. Youtube is a game nd (you) tube is a game so lets play.
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Life is Strange is nearly ten years old.
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>Youtube is a game nd (you) tube is a game so lets play.
u on the promethazine today, x
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>>79298406
>Will just shoplift nd go jail if it comes 2 it.
you wont
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lol fuck starmer

genuinely hate labour

leta get the tories back in

rishi had our back
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You know what I think will save England, lads?

Nappy wanking to findom in a carehome.
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>>79298431
Brown-haired frumpy Chloe opens the diner for the day, some kids come in to ask about that whole hurricane thing, she tells them to piss off because she forgot her SSRIs that day. Has enough trouble with the kids at home.
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>>79298433
Codeine, taking my wee valium soon 2
>>79298435
How would I not, it would be good for my mental health as well probs break from tne internet
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Cant pay 4 stuff if u don't have bennies. If they break the social contract that's on them.
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>>79298441
They're the same party, lad. They agree on 99% of all issues.
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>Brand new vaping tax introduced
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>>79298406
>>79298473
Shoplifting is decriminalised.
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>>79298441
2 cheeks of the same arsehole. Nothing new under the sun.
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>>79298499
This. Police simply do not attend shoplifting incidents and courts simply do not prosecute them. It's a joke. It's all a big joke. We are living under anarcho-tyranny.
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>>79298469
Kate was my waifu. I could've saved her.
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Dr. Samantha Green is based. Thank god at least she's standing up for us.
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>>79298059
Unironically if Reeves released a pic like this with the same caption it might get me to finally get a job.
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Gonna shop a long time benefit cheat, feels appropriate.
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Anyone can pretend to have autism
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>>79298535
Exactly and the UK taxpayer simply can't afford to pay for people who (are pretending to) have autism to live for free anymore.
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>>79298526
why lad
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I don't care what happens. I will never work again. I will be homeless and suffer than slave away to never enjoy life as a single man.
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Life is a humiliation ritual

Basically there is a group of very rich people and they make the rest of us dance ("work") for their amusement

And no I don't mean Jews, I just mean rich people
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>>79298545
Why is it you can't work again, Ruthmong?
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Mark my words: nothing will change. The government is ideologically incapable of implementing the changes necessary to reform such a system. This is the EXACT same rhetoric that has been used time and time and time again. People have the memories of goldfish. Every government in living memory has pledged at some point to Get People Back To Work or whatever. What happens? More bennies, more dossers, more gimmiegrants.
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>>79298553
Maybe he just doesn't want to? Did you ever think of that?
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>>79298553
I have depression and anxiety. I would feel more suicidal working. Working doesn't make my life better. I do not see any reason to work if I'm not getting relationships.
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>>79298571
>Depression and anxiety

When were you officially diagnosed?
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>>79298578
Not him but why does that matter - even if you get diagnosed then these things happen:

1) People claim you're faking it
2) You're expected to take mind-numbing poisons that also make you impotent
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The government knows it can't actually drive a productive economy because that would mean loosening regulations and lowering taxes, which it deems to be morally bad choices. Instead it has to resort to both squeezing productive and wealthy people more and more to make good on their redistributive promises and also sprawl deeper into our lives to regulate and manage every little thing to find some new way of generating receipts - in this case vapes, beer and cider all getting higher and higher taxes placed on them. The justification will be to SAVE THE NHS MATE YEAH? An institution which has long ago ceased to be an effective healthcare system and now serves as a black hole for patronage to buy votes and an international jobs program which the government sees more as an ethical necessity rather than a binary good/bad option for citizens of the UK.
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/britfeel/ is one of those YA novels for teenage girls where the protagonists enters the monsters' world only to discover ONE of the monsters is considerably less repulsive (and perhaps a little sexy...) compared to all the rest
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It's not right what they're doing to us.
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>>79298589
Why does it matter if Ruthmong's mind is numbed and he's impotent? His mind is worthless and he'll never get to use his cock for anything other than having a piss. Someone like that should be numbed and impotent. It'll stop him getting the idea to rape a woman and remove his ability to do it.
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>>79298571
why would any part of the actual system care about of this?
you are being cruel.
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>>79298609
From his point of view taking the drugs would make no sense.

Not taking drugs = gets to keep his cock intact. Gives himself at least SOME chance in life.

Taking drugs = destroyed cock, and also you're a slave to big pharma.
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>>79298578
I know I am depressed. I am not going to work and be more miserable.
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>>79298520
Removing mixing w others criteria couldnt be any more targeted @ autistics if they'd deliberately set it up that way. Cus they have done. They hate us nd want us dead. Sick paedo cunts.
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>>79298623
Ruthmong's whole personality is based on the fact that he has NO chance of ever having sex.
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They targeting us and it not right.
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>>79298624
You will eventually have to lad. Mark my word. You're working again. Probably sooner than you think.
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>>79298589
It's worse than that, I've been diagnosed with depression, severe anxiety, agoraphobia (haven't left the house alone in 9 years and only go out about 8 times a year) and I've been on waiting lists for a couple of years now with the occasional "assessment" that goes nowhere. I can't even take SSRIs as it causes serotonin syndrome.

Recently took 4 months of someone emailing the mental health service on my behalf for them to give me....sleeping pills. I was supposed to be getting a psychological evaluation.
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>>79298635
From anybody's point of view, keeping your cock intact is a priority. It's an evolutionary thing.
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>>79298658
Ruthmong would cut his cock off if it guaranteed him a girlfriend.
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>>79298649
I would usually say 'nothing will happen' but I think Labour mean business this time.
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>>79298653
Nope I am so far gone that I'd just go be homeless.
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crying lads cant bear it anymore
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>>79298674
Wish I hadn't voted Labour now, they've screwed us dossers over
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not gonna lie, induced permanent limpness/impotence is actually one of my biggest fetishes
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PIP is getting included into a new welfare cap
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Just necked two wausage wolls with me wuppa. Enjoying the small things in life x
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From 2day the sunflower lanyard is our yellow star.
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>>79298676
I hope when you're homeless in the future, a Clockwork Orange style ultra-violence gang will kick you to death in the gutter.
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People here aren't seriously concerned that the party of benefits and anti-work are going to cut benefits, are they?
They'd be electorally decimated if they lost the dosser vote, you're all safe.
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Ugly spinsters nd creepy atheist mongs genociding the autistic to save a few pennies
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>>79298713
Nah I be awake at night and sleep in the day.
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>>79298715
Only 5% of people are on the kind of bennies they're talking about, and most of them don't vote, and the ones who do don't vote Labour. I think they don't care. They'd rather get a million extra votes from deanos who work than lose 50,000 votes from autistic dossers.
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>>79298668
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with this personality, I'm just talking about people in general

>>79298656
Have you tried different anitdepressants like mirtazapine or SNRIs?
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>>79298715
People with autism vote Reform lad.
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>>79298718
I'd exterminate you to save 3 pence lad.
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>>79298737
>I'm not familiar with this personality
He has been posting in /britfeel/ daily for at least 2 or 3 years now. There's no way you aren't familiar with him.
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>>79298753
Most ppl provly would. Am lower than shit in this world.
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>>79298762
This is my first time on /britfeel/
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>>79298762
Is he obsessed with a woman called Ruth then?

>>79298768
You're not me
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>>79298767
Well you are scottish...
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PIP to be capped at 1220 a month. WHAT THE FUCK they can't do that

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/autumn-budget-2024/autumn-budget-2024-html#welfare-cap-1

https://www.gov.uk/benefit-cap/benefit-cap-amounts
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Wabour wudget x
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>>79298762
I've never been on here before as this is my first time
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>>79298737
Yeah I was initially prescribed Mirtazapine and it made it so I couldn't get out of bed, was sleeping around 18 hours a day.
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>>79298775
That's 1220 too high.
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I can't live on 1229 a month from PIP and housing benefit
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>>79298775
>1220 a month
Why the fuck would anyone need that much? 500 should be the cap.
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Put the sunflower mongs in full time work. Part time and PIP should not exist. Zoomers should be working full time if they want a pension.
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>>79298795
If they can put on a lanyard, they can put on a warehouse security pass
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>>79298781
Interesting, when I took it my body got used to the sleepiness after a few days. I think I was just sleeping 8 hours a night.
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Get more women working real jobs and scrap maternity pay.
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PIP, ESA, DLA and housing benefits all getting put in a welfare cap. It not lush at all
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>>79298775
The fuck!? That means my PIP is going to go down by almost 1500 a month. What am I going to do?
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>Alcohol duty: Tax on draught drinks will be cut by 1.7%

Based. The jars are on for free and it's a lush.
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>>79298802
True they just don't like living in a world that isn't tolerant of their bullshit pronouns and LGBT cult.
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why isn't helperlad kicking up a storm over this
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Just take my valium nd disappear in2 my own wee world. Cant handle anything else today now. Will kms nxt year.
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Okay fuck it I will apply for a job

Which of these jobs do you think is better
a) Working in Tesco
b) Making websites

I might just go for (a) because it's fewer hours
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Level 1-3: A Sticky Situation
The devil stamens are firing a bombardment of their messy seed all over Fairyland Gardens! Help Faeona fly through and reach the goal without getting caught in their sticky trap!
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>>79298829
Too stupid to understand percentages.
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>>79298819
>>Alcohol duty: Tax on draught drinks will be cut by 1.7%
Holy based
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might order a pizza to take my mind off the cuts
actually worried lads
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>>79298848
What if you're put on the tills at tesco, or do you think that role is for more experienced supermarket wagies?
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>>79298876
I can do that, just tap some buttons and say "that's 7.50 please"
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This Labour regime is basically a hybrid of Tony Blair's last government (2005-2007) and the Con-Dem coalition government of the 2010-2015 era. Also note that Sunak was slowly shifting us into a wartime economy with massive spending cuts and also things like bringing back national service so I'm assuming behind the scenes they know the war in Ukraine will be de-escalating soon, most likely due to Trump being elected.

So, looking at the bigger picture. We're going back to the status quo of the pre-covid era. Globalization is back.
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>>79298903
What will you do once take away your LCWRA and disability premium?
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>>79298848
>Which of these jobs do you think is better
>a) Working in Tesco
Good luck with that lad. The area I live is supposedly 80% white British from the census but every supermarket employee in my area is a recent migrant from India or Africa with poor English skills.
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>>79298903
>behind the scenes they know the war in Ukraine will be de-escalating soon, most likely due to Trump being elected.
If Trump's elected he'd hand the whole of Ukraine to Putin on a silver platter

And this would encourage other tyrannical regimes to start invading other places, because it would set a precedent of invaders being rewarded. China might invade Taiwan for example.
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Why are benniemongs seething? I didn't notice anything about autistic genocide or removing bennies or anything? As far as I'm aware I get an increase of a couple percent
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>>79298903
>This Labour regime is basically a hybrid of Tony Blair's last government (2005-2007) and the Con-Dem coalition government of the 2010-2015 era.
I'd phrase it as every government since Blair's has been a close variation on his government with an aberration in some ways for COVID.
Though even then, the main priorities of the government (increasing taxes as a portion of GDP and migration) continued as planned.
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>>79298889
You've also not to stare at fit girls boobas. Can you promise that? It will come up in the interview.
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>>79298944
>Why are benniemongs seething?
Just paranoid seething, obviously Labour is pro-benefits and will be raising them.
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I'm a bennies mong, I didn't realise we were meant to be seething, I'm quite chill as I have just had a spliff. Can I seethe in a couple of hours?
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>>79298964
Lad this isn't speculation. The budget was announced today.
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Imagine having to do a group job interview on zoom. Why even bother?
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>>79298977
You'll soon be seething when you can't afford your stinking skunk weed anymore.
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>>79298977
Nothing will happen monglad. The gov dont want mongs like you on the street like they are in the USA. Here in the UK, we cover up the gaping bullet wounds in our society with the plaster and duck tape of the benefits system.
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>>79299020
Oh that will make me miffed indeed.
>>79299026
They want me to get a job.
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>>79298988
Nothing Ever Happens (except more and more money being shovelled into bennies.)
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>>79299044
you being thick on purpose? theyre changing the criteria for a benefit that people rely on so less people qualify for it - literally a cut
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Will consider work for fanny and arse.
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>>79299043
>They want me to get a job.

They already want you to get a job. The issue is that mongs like you are either so fucking retarded and incompetent that you would be a burden to any employer....
OR
you would literally rather be homeless and hungry than have to work and follow orders from a boss. Some people are like that. Brother used to work with homeless people and said that he never met a homeless person that wasnt a cunt to their parents, broke relationships, hate teachers and could not take instructions from a boss.
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>>79299054
Nothing has been confirmed yet. We will know more when the 'Get Britain Working White Paper' is published within a few weeks.
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>>79299061
Selling your arse/boyfanny for money is going to be your only option lad.
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>>79299072
but it's obvious what they're going to do
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University is a massive scam that women fall for. A new journalist barely makes much more than someone working in hospitality. imagine getting into debt (student loans are basically a tax for 40 years). Imagine thinking you're above everyone because you have some useless degree.
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>>79299018
been to a couple of these, massive humiliation ritual
>>79299078
pls enlighten me anon
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>>79299054
Anything actually from the government instead of random blogs, lads? Until they actually put it into law I just don't believe Labour would crack down on their precious bennymongs.
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>>79299078
what happens when a million benniemongs can't afford their hydroponic grade a skunk anymore? they'll probably blow up parliament or something
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>>79299082
>A new journalist barely makes much more than someone working in hospitality

Yeah but journalism is a shit job unless you have massive connections. Also, nobody buys newspapers anymore so yeah its shit. You write cheap clickbait.


Depends on what you go to uni for. Degrees for engineering or medicine or actuarial science obviously are extremely valuable.

Also, people with any degree from a top high level uni get good jobs. A first in Theology from Durham and this bloke got a job in advertising.
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>In particular, there is still no clarity about how the work capability assessment (WCA) will change and no mention whatsoever of changes to personal independence payment (PIP).
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>>79299136
>>79299099
how else are they going to cut it if not by ridding the criteria that people with non-psychical, invisible disabilities/disorders use to qualify?
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Watching the wudget highlights on me new 4K tele.
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>>79299136
based, they'll never touch our precious bennies
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Currently downloading 100gb of Light Novels.
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Vagina on my face.
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>>79299143
>how else are they going to cut it
They're not going to.
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>>79299108
People just pick fun degrees and expect to be making bank in oversaturated/dying fields. Nobody wants to do boring shit like STEM because god forbid you use your fucking brain.
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>>79299082
I have a degree and I think I'm above you. What now? What are you going to do about it?
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>>79299108
I know a guy with a 2:2 from UCL in Philosophy who did very well in advertising.
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>>79299064
>They already want you to get a job.
I know, I said that. I'll be an wfh admin pleb, I have no skills, and for reasons I can't do what I used to do (factory pleb), and can't do customer service jobs, so admin pleb it is.
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Fuck university. It's another one of those cults. Because the existing members have gone through it and paid all that money they desperately want it to be worth something so they deceive others into going and doing it too even though they know it's miserable and unnecessary. Just like what existing parents do when they pressure other people to have children even though they hate it and moan about it all the time.

Do not fall for the uni scam. You'll never pay that debt off.
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>>79299180
>It's miserable

The fuck are you talking about lad? I had the best time of my life at uni. The value of a degree can definitely be called into question, but it's certainly not miserable. Almost everyone has a fantastic time.
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Explain to me how university equips students other than for a career in a specific subject where that degree is a requirement? The notion that higher education makes you more of a critical thinker, or somehow a more complete person, is nonsense.
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Alright which one of you lads is this? Single, no kids and 33k of tax-free bennies is pretty comfy.
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>>79299189
A few years of fun/respected dosser to be earning a shit wage and paying off debt in the form of taxation. Hahaha lad good one.
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>>79299136
>no mention whatsoever

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/autumn-budget-2024/autumn-budget-2024-html#welfare-cap-1

Don't get your news from unreliable websites
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>>79298775
For anyone unaware this link takes you to the welfare cap, which is to do with government spending, it has nothing to do with the benefit cap that dictates the maximum an individual can receive in benefits.
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>>79299198
33000nin benefits is ridiculous. I only get like 11k a year. Fuck me.
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Any mention of not funding Ukraine or Israel? What about not funneling billions into housing immigrants? Any of that, no?, just we'll punish the people of the country.
King charles the twat is gioing to give billions to somoa for being a faggot. Why not use the money he has for that instead of taxing the people for the funds? It was royals and government that allowed slavery to happen here, yet the people get punished and the treacerous scum get away with it? berry strange.
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>>79299201
Having years of fun is the whole point of life. I earn a good wage, but admittedly my degree has nothing to do with it.
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Megan Thee Stallion stuffing my arse with a big strapon, call her Peggin Thee Stallion.
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It's over for PIP claimants with light conditions like anxiety and autism

https://www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2024/10/30/dwp-wca-changes-autumn-budget/

https://www.bigissue.com/news/social-justice/autumn-budget-benefit-changes-universal-credit/
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>>79299198
I thought you could only claim up to 500 quid HB if you were single
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>>79299232
Not true. I get 1800 housing benefit a month to pay for a huge luxury flat.
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>>79298903
You should work as a political analyst with your brainy insights
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>>79299219
Didn't we already establish The Canary is a bollocks website
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>>79299232
Forgetting the woman's surcharge lad.
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Someone on Reddit who works at the DWP said that from next month all PIP assessments will be group dance interviews
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Just CBA, ya feel mi
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>>79299219
>be massive sperg that nobody likes
>you're totally able to work, infact, why don't you do customer service!!!
suicides will increase if they follow through with this but that's likely their end goal TAD
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Alright so I'm fully caught up on the wudget now. Don't know why some mongs here were freaking out earlier. There's nothing in the wudget that massively negatively effects NEETs. The only real losers of this wudget are private jet owners, smokers and large employers. So yeah, not bad at all.
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>>79299198
Does the BBC get a kick out of demoralising wagies posting articles like this?
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>>79299198
Why do troons like being referred to as "their"?
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>>79299257
>1p off every pint
see you down at spoons lad
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Why not just be honest in interviews, no employer would hire somebody that can't do the job.
Bennies office mongs don't have a clue about anything either. I have incontinence, and my job coach actually thought an employer would build a special toilet just for me. What a retard, amarite.
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>>79299239
He has absolutely no idea he's a mong and it's so funny to watch.
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i've never had sex and you expect me to work, i'm sorry but that's not fair, i will be claiming benefits, thanks
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>>79299198
What site is that from?
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need ssm's take on the wudget
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>>79299291
www.singlemumslags.com
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>>79299257
>large employers
Wait until you learn about tax incidence lad. Employer's NI is ultimately paid by employees. When it gets raised like this it will take a year or two to filter to employees in the form of lower wage growth, but it undeniably effectively paid by employees in the same way that VAT is ultimately paid by consumers.
You could convert all of income tax and employee's NI into a payment the company is responsible for making too, but it would still effectively be an income tax.
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>>79299198
>Nicole
>they
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>>79299286
yes that and I genuinely find no careers appealing. some men just aren't work capable.
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>>79299271
even giganormals that love working are getting tired of wageslaving how do they expect spergfrogs to work?
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>>79299271
If you play along with all the job searching and go to any interviews you end up getting, can they prove that you're torpedoing them by being brutally honest and saying stuff like 'yeah look I'll be frank, I'm very prone to anxiety, very combative with people, I find most people really fucking annoying and I do not want to be working'? How would they find out? Would they cut bennies if you just kept getting rejected at interview?
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>>79299301
>We can't connect to the server at www.singlemumslags.com.
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>>79299291
Big Black Cock news: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv8y68e25o
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>>79299304
what are these men for? military or creating art? these things aren't seen as noble pursuits anymore
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>>79299314
this is a pretty successful strategy desu
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>>79299203
What does that have 2 do with WCA though
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>>79299307
>spergfrogs
Cute
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>>79299327
Yeah I guess it relies on most people simply not wanting to be put into such a shitty situation where you have to make everyone in the room uncomfortable like that. But if you simply don't give a shit really what recourse do they have.
>YOU'RE TORPEDOING YOUR INTERVIEWS!
>No I'm not
>YES YOU ARE!
>Can you prove it?
>RRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
>I'll expect my bennies as usual next week thanks
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>>79299314
Not your fault you're not willing to lie. In fact, put that as one of your skills/abilities.
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Alright lads with dating apps
I get like 1 like a week. But when I swipe right on girls of a more SEA or Asian persuasion, there is a 75% chance they'll match from their end that day or the next. They'll also extend the chat deadline (Bumble) most of the time
Are these scam accounts? I've got not idea what the crack is
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>>79299315
Ah fugg, sorry, it's .co.uk
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>>79299338
>be me
>too retarded to care about le social cues
>continue being me, nobody wants to hire but i am seen trying
it's not even cheating the system, it's hardly my fault i'm a massive retard that nobody wants to hire
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>>79299257
Didn't you see they are changing the work capability limits? They stealthily got that through. We're fucked.
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Not a single job appeals to me. I'm not going to do deadend jobs all my life. I'd rather be a dosser.
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Grown men obsessed w if other grown men got a job or not many such cases
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Blood test tomorrow, lads. I fucking hate needles. Last time I had an injection my blood pressure plummeted, I nearly fainted and they had to monitor me for 30 minutes while I sipped water.

Really not looking forward to it. Totally unnecessary as well desu but they're really pressuring me to attend.
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>>79299393
Don't you feel bad for your mum though? She probably had all kinds of hopes and dreams for you when you were a little baby
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>responsibility's
Fucking mongo lol
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>>79299393
exactly, what incentive is there to even try? as long as i can eat why do i need money? i don't care about material goods and no woman wants to marry me. i have no need for this stupid currency outside of basic needs which are easily met. literally zero incentive to work
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>>79299408
not my fault she didn't use a conny
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Why is everyone so bothered about the Womens Cricketing Association?
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>>79299400
He even 'liked' it
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I genuinely don't know how anyone can go on benefits. I'd have too much dignity for it.
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>>79299355
pls respond I don't wanna lose me kidneys
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>>79299408
Nah I don't. She restricted me early on in life. Tried to make me feel like I was some normie and just making up all this anxiety shit.
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>yeah but you can stack shelves can't you
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>>79299432
See how much dignity u got slobbering on my pp mong
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>>79299432
>im too good for free money
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>>79299442
You need to talk to them, then get them to play the game where you ask a question and they answer quickly, and sneak 2how much are kidneys worth>" in the questions. If they know, then stop talking to them.
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>>79299445
You literally can. You choose not to. Not making a moral judgement as to whether that's right or wrong, but the plain basic fact of the matter is that the vast majority of "autists" on bennies could very easily do things like stack shelves, sweep streets, work in warehouses etc.

Very VERY few people are genuinely incapable - in the truest sense of the word - of working.
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>>79299432
I don't know how it even works, I've love to scrounge for a couple of years while I work on my bucket list but how does a white male even get benefits in this country? I don't mind faking any kind of mental problem (I probably do have a bit of autism at least; I'm here after all).
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>>79299271
they know they wouldn't but they have to pretend it's true because the law says you can't discriminate against disabled and that's what their schemes are based on. It's all a big game
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I have zero plans for Halloween tomorrow. Might just have a few drinks and then watch a horror film in beddingtons.
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Miss my connective tissue disorder lass.
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>>79299445
>HR departments run by stacies
>have disability that hinders your social abilities
it was over before it even started
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Grown men. Spend several thousand posts over the course of multiple threads a day debating benefits. Most of them virgins.
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mad how disableds can work because employers aren't allowed to discriminate based on disability yet everyone gets mad at SSM when he mentions his TMAU during interviews and accuses him of purposely failing them
really makes you think
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>>79299490
He has said many times before that he says way worse stuff than that. Like he says he has threatened to kill people, had gun charges, been sectioned, self harms etc.
He doesn't have TMAU btw.
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>6 pints in
>god that's lush
people only hate this man because they're jealous of the modern day royalty
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>>79299455
I wouldn't give you oral sex lad.
>>79299456
Exactly.
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>>79299445
I really struggled to get any minimum wage job because my interview skills absolutely fucking sucked. If they didn't have the social skill paywall that is the interview, then people would actually get employment. Social skills =/= job competency
Applied to a factory that gave me a trial for the day and gave me a job at the end, no interview. Imagine how many people could get employed if that was what it took
ARE YOU LISTENING IN LABOUR?
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>>79299469
Doesn't matter you'll get sacked anyway for being autistic and rubbing some normgroid the wrong way regardless of your competence. University educated autistics have a lower employment rate than autistics with no secondary education. Neurotypicals love to gaslight
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>>79299475
Same. Every day is no plans for me. I just pick some form of entertainment to make the day pass.
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>>79299494
All of which are true though aren't they? He's not lying. They're getting mad at him for being honest in his interviews which are supposedly not allowed to discriminate. Really makes you think.
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>>79299508
this. it's not that i'm unable to do the work, its that the HR stacy gets the ick when i show up and it's auto reject
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>>79299510
>Doesn't matter you'll get sacked anyway for being autistic and rubbing some normgroid the wrong way regardless of your competence.
Do you have anything to back this up or are you just assuming to justify your decision to not work? See the thing about normies that most autists don't like to admit is that most of them are actually really nice and will try to be your friends.
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I just wouldn't feel comfortable leeching off other people to survive. Suppose I just have too much pride or something.
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Is ""new style" ESA still fortnightly like b4? Am still getting 2 grips with how uc works
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>>79299533
i bet you do meaningless computer work that doesn't contribute anything to society
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>>79299527
Right of course but he's also not obligated to say those things and he knows that saying them will make sure he doesn't get offered the job. He's doing it intentionally to sabotage the interview, not because he has some Kantian virtue ethics worldview which he thinks means he should tell the truth even if it isn't necessary and personally doesn't benefit him. He lies all the fucking time.
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>>79299531
Lad that's BS. I got bullied my whole life simply for being different. Normgroids are like sociopaths which is why they can easily be made to kill people in wars or follow extremist parties like in Nazi Germany
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>>79299533
I'd love to leech for a while and claw back some of my tax, can somebody who's got bennies answer my question? >>79299470
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>>79299546
>he knows that saying them will make sure he doesn't get offered the job. He's doing it intentionally to sabotage the interview
How? Interviewers aren't allowed to discriminate on your disability. Being sectioned, self harming, TMAU, it's all disability and he has a right to mention it so if he does end up getting the job they have to make accomodations for him and can't pretend they weren't informed.
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>>79299561
>https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/how-to-claim
good luck lad
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>>79299502
How about just a cuddle then, badly need 1
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>>79299531
Not him, but I got route marched to HR with the TL and supervisor because they thought I was being bullied on the job because I didn't (couldn't) communicate with people. If I was shit at my job, I know they wouldn't have said anything about bullying or would've tried to get me sacked
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>>79299198
>>79299205
Maybe some of that has to pay for non-NHS healthcare or something
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>>79299565
>Interviewers aren't allowed to discriminate on your disability
It's not like they write down "Anon is autistic" on their assessment form. They mark you down on other shit because they don't like your disability
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>>79299600
They're breaking the law then, the government should do something about it if they want to get lads like SSM back into work
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Good looking people are more likely to be hired. Why even bother?
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Uhhhh yeahhhhh can't focus at all on work at the moment. Don't even care if they fire me I'm looking elsewhere anyway.
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>UM ACKSHULLY I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SILENTLY, ON MY OWN, PICK UP LOAVES OF BREAD AND PUT THEM ON A SHELF!!
>I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OKAY?! IT'S A REAL THING THAT MEANS I CAN'T DO ANYTHING REQUIRED OF ME FOR A JOB, THOUGH I CAN FUNCTION AT HOME JUST FINE AND GO TO THE SHOPS AND GET TAKEAWAYS AND PLAY VIDYA AND STUFF, GOT IT?!
>NO, NOOO DON'T SAY I CAN WORK, THAT'S TRIGGERING ME! STOP STOP IT RIGHT NOW I SAID STOP IT! I'M DISABLED OKAY?!
>THIS IS GIVING ME PTSD, PEOPLE DISAGREEING WITH ME IS GIVING ME PTSD HELP THIS IS ASSAULT ON MY MENTAL HEALTH, I HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS YOU KNOW!!!!!!!
>SSSSSSTTTTTTOOOOOPPPPPPPP NO I WILL NOT WORK I WILL NOT NO NO NO NO I REFUSE I WILL NOT WORK NO SIR NO WORK EVER NOT FOR ME NO I SIMPLY CANNOT!!!!!!!
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>>79299211
If we don't fund Ukraine then Russia will win, and then China would probably invade Taiwan, and before you know it, we'll all be pledging allegiance to General Xi, and if you ever mention Winnie the Pooh, you'll do 5 years' hard labour
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D*llycel has lost the plot
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not a very womfy thread this
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>>79299400
I'm not having a go but *has a go*
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>>79299604
do what exactly? you just make up some bullshit about why the fishy smelling autist was a bad fit, they can't force anyone to hire people
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>>79299613
surely you'd agree that this in itself must be a mental illness then?
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>>79299634
>do what exactly?
Not my job to figure that out, the government are basing their policy on the fact disabled people aren't legally allowed to be discriminated against in employment so they should come up with something
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>>79299613
It's not just stacking shelves, you have to serve on the till, and some customers WILL make fun of you (I have experience of this)
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>>79299572
No UC because of having some money; bullshit tbqh.
If I quit my job it looks like I can get JSA, and I can definitely fake something mental to get PIP.
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Oh dear, the nerves have started to be touched on both sides. I shall fetch the popcorn shall I not?
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>>79299650
Ever think you deserve it though?
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>>79299656
i don't think they're actually allowed to look inside your savings account desu
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They used to call mental illnesses moral failings and there used to be current world and next world consequences. But we upside down world now so we don't do any of that.
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>>79299664
>go to work and be a good goy, if you're relentlessly mocked then this is a good thing and you deserve it
and you wonder why people have no hard feelings taking your tax money
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>>79299664
No. It's just people picking on an easy target
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Honestly? I'd feel pretty scummy trying to claim benefits when I know perfectly well I can work. That's just me though. Suppose it's a little something called integrity.
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If you were subject to racist abuse at work they would take it extremely seriously. They should do the same for disableds as a protected class. You bully me for being a spacker? Instant firing for everyone involved and I get a few days off to recover
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Some delivery mong asking directions forced me 2 speak so I had to swallow my valium prematurely. I couldn't eben FUCKING hear him over my headphones bt he force me mumble some shit this ALWAYS happens the minute I go on valium walk some fucking npc plant does this I was looking forward 2 that walk thr 1 little treat I get in life its fucking always something
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SSM will never work again and this makes certain people seethe
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A 3 hour thread of very worried dossers lmfao
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lots of seething wagies in the thread today lads, i assume our girl rachel is gonna tax them some more so i can order an extra takeaway
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>>79298030
The first time I saw Kemi Badenoch on TV I thought the Conservatives had gone woke, hiring some BLM millennial. Then I learned that she was like 50 years old and fascist and it all started to make sense.
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>>79299685
If you're referring to me:
>>79299470
>>79299561
>>79299656

I wouldn't try to do this if the money went to natural citizens who were genuinely unable to work. However we live in a society where anyone who shows up by boat gets their lifetime living costs paid for, and random enbies with work history get 33k tax free: >>79299198

So I think I'm going to try and get mine, nothing personal!
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>>79299685
I'm a virgin, it's a hidden disability. Would have worked all my life otherwise.
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Remember when Christ told his disciples to hate thy neighbor
I remember
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>>79299685
I wouldn't

>>79299692
Maybe in the future when science is better we'll be able to better measure mental health problems. If you can objectively measure that someone has an 80% genetic risk of depression, for example, then it makes it more real.
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>>79298321
The system is so dumb. Punishes you for trying to work and they wonder why people go out of their way to avoid work. This is why I don't even do part time work.
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>>79299744
Remember when Christ pretended to be the son of God

That was a laugh
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>>79298775
That's a lot of money. + ESA + cash in hand (who actually lives on benefits alone?
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For me, claiming benefits just wouldn't sit right. I suppose it's a matter of having good British values.
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>>79299759
From my perspective, claiming benefits feels as questionable as the idea of Jesus being divine. I suppose integrity means staying true to what I believe - or don't believe.
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>>79299744
Who said I hate him,i dnt hate any1. He just annoyed me for a moment. Will u permit me to feel annoyed from time 2 time wise stoic sage?
Romans 3:23
Nd ESPECIALLY for you Matthew 7:1
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>>79299774
I work so don't get any myself directly but we managed to get ADHD claims in for two of our children. The money goes on holidays to help them relax so it's not wasted.
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I could claim benefits. Just like I could start pretending Jesus is the son of god. But, you know, some of us stick to what feels right.
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>>79299701
Why do people hate dossers? I have started to become red pilled that if you're born poor, dossing is your best option. https://old.reddit.com/r/HENRYUK/comments/1c4s8lb/the_uk_is_now_an_inheritocracy_income_is_really/

Work gets you nowhere in 2024
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>>79299774
Nothing to do with that for me, would be alright claiming money for nothing but I don't have the luxury of living at home with mummy. My family would've kicked me out long ago and I would've felt ashamed having them pay for everything. I actually started getting on much better with my family once I moved out.
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>>79299804
I post on that subreddit but you shouldn't even be on there. It's only for people who earn over 125k.
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>Honestly? I'd feel pretty scummy trying to claim benefits when I know perfectly well I can work. That's just me though. Suppose it's a little something called integrity.

>For me, claiming benefits just wouldn't sit right. I suppose it's a matter of having good British values.
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>>79299804
I don't hate dossers myself and I don't mind some of my taxes going towards them. /britfeel/ dossers are a different creature though, constantly bouncing between wailing and crying at their lives and smugposting about how comfy they are
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Could I take benefits despite being able to work? Sure. Could I pretend to believe Jesus is divine? Maybe. But you know, those of us who post on /r/HENRYUK understand the concept of standards
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>>79299774
>good British values
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>>79299804
>I have started to become red pilled that if you're born poor, dossing is your best option.
That's the black pill, not the red pill

The red pill is to rise up and take back control from the billionaire class
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I will NEVER work again. You'll have to literally drag me.
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If you can rise up in class warfare, you can rise up a ladder to put some bread on a shelf
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>>79299852
I wonder if forced labour will ever come back, where they'll kill you if you're not working hard enough
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NEET persecution fantasies
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>>79299852
>I will NEVER work again
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Pack my shopping pippers
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Honestly, claiming benefits when I can work? That feels as fake as calling Jesus divine. But hey, over on /r/HENRYUK, lads like Karim - a 25 year old immigrant making his way up - get it. It's called integrity
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>>79299815
I just came across it, I never post there
>>79299828
I try not to be smug about it but the more redpilled I get the more I feel like British workers are mugs.
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>But you know, those of us who post on /r/HENRYUK understand the concept of standards

>If you can rise up in class warfare, you can rise up a ladder to put some bread on a shelf
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Wagie lassie in the shops kneeling down @ bottom shelf with her heels off cream transparent tights on full on money shot of the soles blood rushing 2 my head image burned in my mind palace for eternity
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This guy in the comments https://old.reddit.com/r/HENRYUK/comments/1c4s8lb/the_uk_is_now_an_inheritocracy_income_is_really/kzqsgxz/ openly admits that dossing is the only way to win
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>>79299815
Kek I only lurk there but it must be a pretty small intersection between /britfeel/ers and posters there.
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Oh wow well if a heckin redditor said it then it must be legit
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Such a soft spot 4 wagie girl feet esp office workers bt supermarket will do just fine
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>>79299921
Yeah I reckon it's probably just me who is a regular poster both there and here.
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What are your contingency plans?

Plan A) do something crazy/get diagnosed with more shit

Plan B) hold out on JSA (they have to pay at least that if you have no job)

Plan C) Rent out room to cover rent
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>>79299942
all this but getting a job
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Let's be honest: I could go for the easy money, taking benefits from the state. As much as I could say I buy into Jesus being the son of God. But on /r/HENRYUK, you'll find people like Karim, the ambitious young immigrant, or Simon and Linda, the retired pair setting sail with P&O Cruises, who'd agree that some of us just don't stoop to those levels.
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>>79299938
I'd post there except reddit always shadowbans me. They're pretty annoying over there IMO, lots of leftoid nonsense. But the mongs here are annoying in their own different way desu.
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>>79299965
You've probably seen one of my posts and thought it was a load of leftoid nonsense
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Pwned this mong so many times 12 hours later his programming resets nd he steps up again for another doing as if he thinks the same attack is going 2 take down my HP this time my little goldfish mong
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>>79299957
Based GPT making /britfeel/ even worse.
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>>79299744
for me it's that part in the bible where some goy woman begs him to heal her daughter and he likens her to a dog begging for scraps while there are humans at the table still hungry
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>>79299970
Maybe! What are you doing posting leftoid nonsense if you're a high earner, lad?
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>>79299982
Because becoming a high earner doesn't change your values.
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>>79299993
Well, fair enough if those are your honestly held values. I just can't pay 77% tax between 100k and 125k and 62% tax above that and then argue for even more taxing and spending on the likes of the posters in this thread.
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>22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. 23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. 24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. 25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. 26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
uhh christbros???
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>>79300020
World Cube Association?
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>>79300025
I don't pay PAYE, I'm self employed so it's corporation tax and dividends, but where did you get 62% from? Isn't the top rate of income tax 48%?
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>>79300052
What is PAYE?
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>>79299619
Glad we don't have any worry like that over here desu.
*dares you to make a facebook post suggesting we stop funding ukraine and stop allowing immigrants into the country*
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>>79300073
Pay as you earn. Have you never had a job?
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>>79300052
45% income tax, 2% employee NI, 15% employer NI, all additive - the incidence of employer NI is on the employee.
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>>79300073
Pay As You Earn. The way people are taxed when they're employed on a salary and pay income tax as they get paid. As opposed to owning a company and paying all the tax at the end of the year.
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Feel a bag but plug is on holiday
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>>79300052
>>79300073
PAYEpigs to the bennie community.
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>>79300104
Been off the stuff for months now, just stick to weedingtons. Am I missing out?
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>>79300099
Ah I see where you're coming from now. Yeah to be honest I think income tax is too high. CGT and IHT is too low though.
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>get a job
>half my money goes to an illegitimate government
>can't afford a house or anything worth while
>b-b-but you need money to conssoooom
Why should I get a job again?
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>>79300090
Nigger this is /britfeel/
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>>79300079
>make a facebook post suggesting we stop funding ukraine and stop allowing immigrants into the country
Why would I do that when I don't believe that stuff?

If you want to do that stuff then go ahead. Do you think you'll get arrested? Lmao
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Marxist w a john lewis points card
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>>79300099
Jesus. What the fuck is the point in working? I worked out that on 30k after all this shit + rent you'd not have any more than benefits
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>>79300125
IHT I totally agree with.
CGT I don't; I think the 20-25% range given it's not adjusted for inflation is about right, otherwise the incentives for investing or taking the risk of starting any kind of saleable business wouldn't be there. If it were adjusted for inflation like it used to be, then a rate of 30-35% would be quite justifiable.
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>>79300161
>Do you think you'll get arrested?
Kweir will have you, lad.
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Racism outside of /b/? Can't have that.
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>>79300194
I think you can say you want to close the borders and I don't think you'll get arrested for that
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>>79299916

The UK has always been a inheritocracy. There is little to no social mobility. If you're rich then it's highly likely your grandkids will also be rich, if you're poor then it's highly likely your grandkids will also be poor. The problem is that the elite land owning class fear if they give an inch we'll take a mile and to be honest we probably would.
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>>79300185
Yep, eventually people will realise this and the system will collapse
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>>79300185
That is the additional rate of tax; income tax on low and median salaries is actually pretty low compared to peer countries (including all kinds of income tax), mostly thanks to how high the tax-free allowance is.
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Going to have to have a strange combo tea, fish cakes, and a tin of all day breakfast (minus the devils testicles). Only veg in the freezer, nothing to use as filler.
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>>79300191
I don't agree. The incentives for investing will always be there, simply because what else are you going to do with excess capital? You could have different rates for different levels of risk though, or some other kind of offset tax incentives to get people to invest in riskier propositions.
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NEETs have the free time to invest in the most important thing of all: ourselves
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NEETdom is suffering
Wageslavery is suffering
Life, for some people, is unavoidable SUFFERING
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NEETs have the free time to drink all day and they do
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>>79300233
We're talking about different kinds of investments; most capital gains tax is from the sale of private businesses by a tiny number of people. The vast majority of people don't pay taxes on their investments because the SIPP and ISA allowances are relatively huge compared to the UK's incomes.
When I say investments I meant the investments of capital and labour in starting a business (investment probably wasn't the clearest way of me to say this in fairness). If the CGT cost of this is too big then people just won't start the business in the UK at all; many countries have schemes to attract entrepreneurs who are going to start businesses like that. Most businesses aren't geographically tethered to locations in 2024.
You'll probably have had this pointed out to you before if you're been saying this kind of thing on reddit, but you know the treasury models that any significant raise to CGT will reduce revenue? Exactly because of private business sales like the above. 24% is pretty much the peak of the Laffer curve for CGT given international competitiveness.
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Life, for people without shoes, is unavoidable SUFFERING
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racism is kinda cool ngl
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>>79300299
>The vast majority of people don't pay taxes on their investments because the SIPP and ISA allowances are relatively huge compared to the UK's incomes.
Oh and not to mention the tax-free primary residence.
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>>79300299
>Most businesses aren't geographically tethered to locations in 2024.

In that case why start a business in the UK at all?
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>>79300304
not as cool as being nice
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>>79300321
nice and racist
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>>79300302
You could say we in Britain are incredibly lucky to not have the levels of poverty that exist in other countries, and that's completely true

But it's also true that life in Britain can involve suffering
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Sum more codeine now the blues kicking in we all floating in life
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>>79300223
>all day breakfast (minus the devils testicles)
kek
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>>79300330
>other countries have poverty but you have fully automated luxury gay space poverty
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>>79300210
I feel dumb just realising this now. I was so brainwashed. I though I'd work hard at school, get a good degree and job and be successful.

What bogpilled me is ending up on benefits for decades due to mental illness and realising that a lot of people who work aren't much better off than me. Had no idea that private rents were 1.5k, I pay nothing lol.

Idk why people deny it. The maths is airtight. You're better off on disability than working min wage esp in the south. The maths is also airtight that the only way to afford a house in the south on an average wage is to inherit it
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Brits are just miserable people by nature
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I'm from Cheddar in Somerset.
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>>79300337
I've been thinking a lot about going back on opiates. Alcohol is meh and I am convinced that it is actually worse for you but no-one will believe me because H is super scary and bad.
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Get to work you fucking scum, Ukraine needs missiles.
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>>79300354
Been there many times. Nice part of the country
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>>79300360
NTA but I was wayyy more functional on benzos or opiates compared to alcohol. I love alcohol tho
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>>79300360
Heroin is fine in moderation desu
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>>79300343
You know there's a way to earn more than minimum wage?
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>>79300342
No I didn't say anything like that actually
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>>79299916
kek all these mongs earning six figures wanting everyone to feel sorry for them because they aren't set to inherit millions of pounds
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>>79300373
I'm sorry lad it was a LARP. I'm not from there. I haven't even been there.
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>>79300315
Most new business that get started are sole traders anyway, with no intention of making something saleable, and most large UK companies are dinosaurs.
New actual business still get started in the UK to some extent because 20% (and at a stretch, 24%) IS competitive internationally.
If it was 40%, unless some combination of corporation, income and dividend taxes reduced so people could access money efficiently from a business then you wouldn't see anyone start a private company with the intention to grow it in the UK unless they had a very strong irrational emotional attachment to living here.
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Might cop this y'know
https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/jewellery-watches/silver-jewellery/silver-necklaces/gucci-signature-necklace-with-gg-tag-p-814852J84008106
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>>79300404
What's the fucking point of working an ordinary job if these mongs on 150k aren't even satisfied
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>Job: Unemployed
>Income: 33,000 GBP

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv8y68e25o


Why is this allowed?
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>>79300432
damn you're gonna blow your entire giro on a shitty necklace?
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>>79300439
Losing track of how many times this has been posted now
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>>79300442
Yeah might do. Might cop it.
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Which class are you in?

Upper class - Pros: Don't have to work, large property, invisible to the plebs. Cons: Have to maintain large property, little income

Upper middle class - Pros: Lots of disposable cash, government loves you. Cons: Plebs hate you and want you taxed to death. Could lose it all in a bad economy

Lower middle class - Pros: None. Cons: Long working hours

Working class - Pros: Plebs love you, government is scared of you. Cons: Long working hours

Lower class - Pros: Don't have to work. Cons: Everybody hates you, little income.
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>>79300439
This makes me seethe incredibly hard. In a more just world I would be doing this job (I'm probably more qualified than this nigress). Alas...
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>>79300467
It is a just world and you're just where you belong lad.
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>>79300481
>single black mother
im sure she's very qualified and intelligent
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>>79300467
She won't be doing anything of value. She's hired for tokenism and to meet quotas. Madness.
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>>79300376
Yeah I felt great in the morning as opposed to feeling like shit
>>79300389
Can it be done in moderation though. Last time I did it I did a bag once a week but it slowly crept up to 3 bags a week and that was the point where I got spooked and quit
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>>79300299
>>79300306
>>79300315
>>79300414
Also see https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/direct-effects-of-illustrative-tax-changes/direct-effects-of-illustrative-tax-changes-bulletin-june-2024#capital-gains-tax
This was relative to a rate of 20%. So a rate of only 30% would bring in significantly less revenue than remaining at 20%.
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>>79300485
Well she must be more intelligent than you, she'd making 150k and you're skint.
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>>79300485
>>79300489
So much salt from fat autists on benefits
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>>79300467
She's hot and should be keeping me a sex slave - call it reparations.
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>>79300502
Being a DEI hire doesn't take any skill moshe
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>B-b-but a just world would be incredibly racist and I'd have a good job just for being white and she'd be poor because she's black. That would be just!
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>>79300360
Depend how u measure worse mate.It is worse for your physical health. I can compare quite well since i just started drinking again in June this year immediately after buprenorphine withdrawal finally ended the same month. Hadnt drank since 2018 til June this yr felt no need 2 drink with opiates.
Downsides of my time on opis I became content doing fuckall, no sex drive, wasted a lot of money. Constipation nd sore arse hole trying to fix that some miserable days downing laxatives nd coffee to fix it. Social stigma. Thats basically main downsides over nearly 10 years.
Downsides of booze u already know them, I've fucking trashed relationships became self destructive angry nd just a shite person overall my life has gone down the fucking pan with booze in only a few months of drinking again. Weight gain. Treating ppl like shit nd myself. Brutal hangovers, hurting myself falling about like a cunt nd blacking out. If booze was a scheduled drug it would be class A. Then again I'm a binge drinker.
Bt desu I'd rather do neither. My mental health just rock bottom this year nd need a cope. Go with neither if U can. I hope 2 be fully sober nxt year. I cant lie though i miss hard opiates v much. More thab anything tbf. I try not to think about it.At least just stick 2 wee codeines nd that. If you can manage 2 only do it now nd again it can still be a decent dunt. Good luck 2 you.
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>>79300524
They don't randomly give people 150k jobs just to meet a quota. I can see why you're poor and you've failed in life.
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>>79300539
If they had to pick between two candidates, the darkest one would be hired to meet diversity quotas
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>>79300536
>Go with neither if U can
That's what my friend said lol. "the best drug is no drug"
>At least just stick 2 wee codeines
Do you use pure or CWE?
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>>79300582
If a 150k job was so specialist they only had two candidates to choose from, you can bet that they'd both be excellent candidates. Meanwhile you probably don't have a job at all.
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>>79300433
Maybe money alone is not a guarantee of happiness
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>>79300582
Truth nuke, this is what our company openly says (I'm not sure if that's de jure legal, but that's what they do since the Summer of Love anyway).
The only trouble is it's statistically impossible for two candidates to actually be equal to let race/sex be a deciding factor - so it must have a greater role than they even admit.
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i have quite a lot of money, must be shite being poor
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>>79300376
Yea my life was basically fine on that combo. Not great bt fine. Could go outside no bother. Mental health as good as its ever gonna get. Spent time with family a lot nd they enjoyed me being there when I was liken that instead of being a burden dark cloud moody cunt. Always messaged ppl back. Talked to tbe postie. Closest I can get 2 a normie. Optimistic nd patient with ppl.
>>79300389
I agree desu bt moderation is subjective lol
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>>79300584
>patting himself on the back for an incredibly obvious "prediction"
I don't like Sir Ganja Farmer but I'm also not going to act nostalgic about a 5'2" subhuman rat who couldn't even beat Theresa May
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>>79300598
>Tech consultant
>Specialist important job
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>There is some truth in that, and yes for the last couple of years that super high number is too high. IMO the government has done this on purpose to push down wages and prevent a wage/price spiral and also to make up for the huge number of people not currently working or looking for work.
>But only for the last 2 years or so and I would argue that this is less of a problem than people make out. 700,000 is a crazy number, but over 10 years it would only add 10% to the population, it has only been at that level for 2 years and the NHS was broken well before that. Only 1 person in 10 in the UK is an immigrant now and the NHS is not 10% over capacity, the problems are much worse.
corr love knowing upper middle class midwits like this are the ones running everything in this country
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>>79300467
Maybe her job requires more people skills than what you have. Explaining tech stuff to laypeople for example.

If you're more qualified then you'd have the job, simple as

>but she's brown blah blah blah
Like I said, you lack people skills
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>>79300591
It's the truth, wish id gone thru life never touching any of it never knowing what I was missing in the 1st place bt what's done is done now. I chewing the 30mg codeine phosphates atm bt i would CWE if need be
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>>79300623
fr, benzos turned me into a normie but the doctor refuses to prescribe them even though I'd be a way more productive member of society
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>>79300646
you're right, I don't have a vagina so I can't fuck my way into a high paying job, good point
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>Fren Tax reduced by 30%

It's the age of the Apu now, lads. I've got dozens queuing up to be the next big QMEE star. That is LUSH.
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>>79300665
>QMEEmaxxing
Is it worth it now? I did qmee for a bit a few years ago and it pays an amount even a poojeet would turn down
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>>79300508
I'm a thin fit man with a full time job in the tech industry and I speak from experience.
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everyday we are above ground a great day
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>>79300677
It's digital slavery de lad, it's why I get my Apus to do that shite. Imagine spending 15 minutes of work for 20p?
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I'm a thin fit man
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>>79300648
Would b class 2 meet a chill britfeel anon eat some xans nd snort oxycodone play crash bandicoot or sth
Only kind of meetup 4 me
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>>79300647
Where are you getting 30mg codeine from? Are you anywhere near London? I will buy.
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>>79300632
If it's that easy why aren't you earning 150k as a tech consultant? I bet you really believe you would be if you were black. Lol.
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>>79300714
just because a job is easy doesn't mean it's easy to be hired to do it
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>>79300627
>I don't like Sir Ganja Farmer

trip on sean
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new thread fellow lids

>>79300727
>>79300727
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I have like 4k total in savings.

Is this bad or alright? I could have a lot more saved up but I waste a lot of money on stupid shit.
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>>79300664
Why do you assume that's how she got her job?



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