Halloween 2024 edition
SEASIDE UPDATE!He order 24 bags of crisps and it's lushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVTTZJeTvS8
**"The Haunting of Britfeel Towers"**Lollers, Chika, HHL, and Crosslad stood at the entrance of Britfeel Towers, a crumbling, gothic structure looming over them like the world's most depressing birthday cake. They weren't sure how they ended up there, but they were pretty sure it involved poor life choices and a questionable GPS route."I told you," Chika muttered, nervously adjusting his glasses. "We should've taken the left turn at the roundabout. Now we're... here."HHL, always the optimist, squinted at the building. "It's not that bad, guys. We'll just find the way out and be home in time for wizza and chippy whippies"The door behind them slammed shut with a thunderous *bang*. Everyone froze. "Well, we're dead," Crosslad sighed, crossing his arms."Relax," Lollers said, trying to sound brave, even though his knees were shaking harder than a washing machine on spin cycle. "It's just a door. Probably old and creaky. Happens all the time in spooky towers, right?""Right," Chika nodded, though his voice trembled as if he was trying to convince himself more than anyone else.As they cautiously stepped into the dimly lit hallway, the atmosphere grew heavier, like someone had forgotten to pay the electric bill for a century. Cobwebs hung from the ceiling, and the faint sound of whispering echoed around them, though none of them could make out what was being said.Crosslad squinted into the gloom. "Did that painting just wink at me?""Yup. Definitely dead," HHL muttered.>(1)
The group ventured deeper into the building, trying to stay calm but jumping at every creak and groan. The floor beneath them creaked loudly as they walked, and with each step, the whispering grew louder. Suddenly, a chandelier above them began to sway, even though there wasn't a breeze in the entire place."Uh, Lollers," Chika said, backing away slowly, "I think we should get out of here. Now."Lollers turned around and saw the chandelier shaking violently. "Yeah, no arguments from me."They bolted down the hall, not caring where they were going. As they ran, doors slammed open and shut on their own, as if the building was trying to trap them. The whispering turned into eerie giggles, like the ghosts were having a laugh at their expense.They turned a corner and came face to face with the source of the laughter: a group of ghostly figures wearing top hats and monocles, sipping tea and gossiping about the afterlife."Good evening, chaps," one of the ghosts said, tipping his hat. "Lovely night for a haunt, wouldn't you say?"Lollers blinked. "Are we being haunted by *posh* ghosts?"Chika whispered, "Honestly, it's the least terrifying thing that's happened so far."Crosslad, ever the sarcastic one, stepped forward. "Look, guys, we're just trying to get out of here. Could you, like, point us toward the exit?"The ghostly gentleman stroked his chin. "Ah, yes, the exit. Tricky thing, that. Most who enter Britfeel Towers don't exactly_ *leave*."Lollers turned pale. "Oh, great.">(2)
"But," the ghost continued, "there is a way. If you can make it through the Grand Ballroom without_ *disturbing* the guests, you might just find the door.""The guests?" HHL asked, dreading the answer."Oh yes," the ghost said with a grin. "They're not too fond of intruders. But you'll manage, I'm sure."The four men exchanged glances. Disturbing supernatural party goers wasn't high on their list of things to do, but it wasn't like they had a choice. They cautiously made their way to the ballroom, the sound of distant classical music growing louder.When they entered the grand room, it was filled with spirits dancing in Victorian attire. They twirled gracefully around the floor, oblivious to the living intruders."All we have to do is get across without disturbing them," Lollers whispered.They tiptoed through the ballroom, but halfway across, HHL accidentally bumped into a ghostly lady, knocking her off balance. Her eyes flared with an unholy glow."Oops_" HHL squeaked.>(3)
The ghost lady let out a banshee-like wail, and suddenly, every ghost in the room turned to stare at the intruders."Run!" Crosslad shouted.They dashed for the exit, dodging angry spirits as they flung teacups and plates at them. The door appeared just ahead, glowing faintly in the darkness. They burst through it and tumbled out onto the lawn, gasping for breath.The tower behind them went silent, as if nothing had ever happened."Well," Lollers said between gasps, "that wasn't so bad."Chika glared at him. "Not so bad?! We nearly got *tea'd to death* by ghosts!""Yeah," Crosslad added. "Next time, we're taking the left at the roundabout."As they limped away from Britfeel Towers, HHL looked back and smirked. "At least we didn't have to have the willies put up us."And with that, they vowed never to trust their GPS again.
My mum and dad just moved out one day when I was at school. I came back to an empty house and I haven't seen them since. I was 16, so the police said there was nothing they could do and it was a civil matter. Eventually I came back from school one day and the locks were changed because the mortgage company repossesed the house. I was put into temporary accommodation by the council, and then they found me a council flat. I've been here ever since and never heard from my mum and dad again.
Need ruthmong themed halloween stories
Bonfire night is better than Halloween. Halloween is an old Celtic thing that Americans turned into corporate tat.
Morning lids, just got up. Having that first wuppa of the day with a few wausage wolls for brekkie. Having a few drinks later, not going mad though just having a few cans.It Halloween x
>>79308801Useless pisshead
>>79308801You're an alcoholic lad
>>79308777Ruthmong's life is scarier than any Halloween story could ever be.
Might move to limerick
Necking a few more wausage wolls because why not.
This lad is the black HHLhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/3ZaA4mN5fRo
>>79308640Looks alright, it's crazy how easy it is to make art with AI these daysOne downside is that it's showing candy corn, and I've never seen that in this country, it's an American thing
>>79308735Nice little Halloween story there lad.*gives a head pat*
>>79308801Just wondering but do you think you'll ever get a job?
>>79308913I tried it once, it's so shit. Just tastes like sugar and that's it. No idea why "American candy" is a thing in this country when 95% of it is shit. Takis are brilliant though.
>>79308745Sounds like a classic case of alien abduction and a cover up by the government.
>>79308902Based. Fuck that wagie ragie judge.
>never went to any halloween parties in my twenties>never carved a pumpkin with a girl
Got 12 wokkles of Westons Vintage Dry Cider. 8.2 percent. Rocket fuel. Nice though.
>>79308916>*gives a head pat*Woah, thanks mate!
Very cringe posts ITT
Me? Having a cheeky can of Smirnoff Ice crisp citrus. Feels like something that would be nice to drink in the garden during the height of summer.
Wish I had a gf to watch a spooky film with tonight.
>>79308830It's scarily sad. How time just goes on and you're left behind. Nothing can be done about it sadly. The things I want are unobtainable.
Tasty tarts in fancy dress around the world will be slobbering on Chad's shaven bollocks at Halloween parties tonight. Then again on Friday and Saturday. Lots of sloppy blowjobs for Chad tonight. Lots of wet woman hole being spunked in. Throbbing Chad cock being worshipped. There's a whole other world out there for Chad. Chad is king.
can autistic people tell how dogs are feeling?
what's scary now?can't focus on imaginary/what-if shite like ghosts or rapistscan't focus on lofty/spiritual shite like a sense of purpose or psychedelia beyondnessall that presently frightens me, massively so, is financial insecurity and my organs failing. it's so practical. i want ghosts back.
>>79309367I am autistic and my dog and I are very in sync. I comfort him when he sick and he comfort me 24/7. Based boyo.
>>79309168my gf is going out with her friends and I will be stuck in my flat alone because I have no friends and she wont invite me out with hers
>>79309403can't focus on organs for too long without it making me feel really uncomfortable, its all so fragile. I wish I was machine, gears and oil, not fleshy tendons and squishy organs. Typing this is making my breathing shallow, I do not fuck with being in a human body ngl.
>>79309354Sad but true lad. Women will be coming back from halloween parties at 2 am having fucked some random chad they met half drunk. It's such a different world for chads and females.
>>79309421ditto lad. awful thing to be aware of. sorry for adding to it.maybe i'll take shrooms and feel inspired to explore an abandoned building, then perhaps a crackhead will jump me. anything's possible, even this.
>>79309429Wow, look at this giant whore with her tits out. Fucking bitch.
31 years old. Never been to a Halloween party. Always hated the idea of fancy dress, even as a child.
>>79309407She won't invite you because she's clearly got some chad on the side.
>>79309429Fucking slut making me cum in my pants. Why are women like this? They know if I see some tits I go into ooga booga mode. WHORE.
>>79309429Notice how this WHORE positions her necklace to draw attention to her tits and get views. Fucking bitch.
got food in the fridge. this means i will eat it. of course i will.what's the point in my brain working this way? i'm not a teenage girl, what the fuck do i care? of course i need food to function, i know that. someone explain.
>helloween today say hello to my ween bois
>>79309444couldn't do that, only been caught outside on shrooms once and it was awful, felt so paranoid and the pavement stretched endlessly. It's alright when in nature alone or indoors. I've got an entire jar of liberty caps I haven't touched since picking them last years, dont really want to idk, feel like ive gone off tripping.
Going on the piss HHL style now, gonna be a mad one
forgot kitchen roll and toilet roll on my Sainsburys order FUCK SAKE
>>79309445She's not a whore. Just making asmr for the lads.>>79309475>>79309493They know exactly what they're doing and simps fall for it by giving them money.
