[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: bfh.jpg (223 KB, 1024x1024)
223 KB
223 KB JPG
Halloween 2024 edition
>>
File: ssm.jpg (322 KB, 1141x640)
322 KB
322 KB JPG
SEASIDE UPDATE!

He order 24 bags of crisps and it's lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVTTZJeTvS8
>>
File: 1676874561880.gif (1.69 MB, 487x498)
1.69 MB
1.69 MB GIF
**"The Haunting of Britfeel Towers"**

Lollers, Chika, HHL, and Crosslad stood at the entrance of Britfeel Towers, a crumbling, gothic structure looming over them like the world's most depressing birthday cake. They weren't sure how they ended up there, but they were pretty sure it involved poor life choices and a questionable GPS route.

"I told you," Chika muttered, nervously adjusting his glasses. "We should've taken the left turn at the roundabout. Now we're... here."

HHL, always the optimist, squinted at the building. "It's not that bad, guys. We'll just find the way out and be home in time for wizza and chippy whippies"

The door behind them slammed shut with a thunderous *bang*. Everyone froze.

"Well, we're dead," Crosslad sighed, crossing his arms.

"Relax," Lollers said, trying to sound brave, even though his knees were shaking harder than a washing machine on spin cycle. "It's just a door. Probably old and creaky. Happens all the time in spooky towers, right?"

"Right," Chika nodded, though his voice trembled as if he was trying to convince himself more than anyone else.

As they cautiously stepped into the dimly lit hallway, the atmosphere grew heavier, like someone had forgotten to pay the electric bill for a century. Cobwebs hung from the ceiling, and the faint sound of whispering echoed around them, though none of them could make out what was being said.

Crosslad squinted into the gloom. "Did that painting just wink at me?"

"Yup. Definitely dead," HHL muttered.

>(1)
>>
File: 1510129161868.jpg (95 KB, 736x736)
95 KB
95 KB JPG
The group ventured deeper into the building, trying to stay calm but jumping at every creak and groan. The floor beneath them creaked loudly as they walked, and with each step, the whispering grew louder. Suddenly, a chandelier above them began to sway, even though there wasn't a breeze in the entire place.

"Uh, Lollers," Chika said, backing away slowly, "I think we should get out of here. Now."

Lollers turned around and saw the chandelier shaking violently. "Yeah, no arguments from me."

They bolted down the hall, not caring where they were going. As they ran, doors slammed open and shut on their own, as if the building was trying to trap them. The whispering turned into eerie giggles, like the ghosts were having a laugh at their expense.

They turned a corner and came face to face with the source of the laughter: a group of ghostly figures wearing top hats and monocles, sipping tea and gossiping about the afterlife.

"Good evening, chaps," one of the ghosts said, tipping his hat. "Lovely night for a haunt, wouldn't you say?"

Lollers blinked. "Are we being haunted by *posh* ghosts?"

Chika whispered, "Honestly, it's the least terrifying thing that's happened so far."

Crosslad, ever the sarcastic one, stepped forward. "Look, guys, we're just trying to get out of here. Could you, like, point us toward the exit?"

The ghostly gentleman stroked his chin. "Ah, yes, the exit. Tricky thing, that. Most who enter Britfeel Towers don't exactly_ *leave*."

Lollers turned pale. "Oh, great."

>(2)
>>
File: 1620395929755.jpg (149 KB, 1221x1920)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
"But," the ghost continued, "there is a way. If you can make it through the Grand Ballroom without_ *disturbing* the guests, you might just find the door."

"The guests?" HHL asked, dreading the answer.

"Oh yes," the ghost said with a grin. "They're not too fond of intruders. But you'll manage, I'm sure."

The four men exchanged glances. Disturbing supernatural party goers wasn't high on their list of things to do, but it wasn't like they had a choice. They cautiously made their way to the ballroom, the sound of distant classical music growing louder.

When they entered the grand room, it was filled with spirits dancing in Victorian attire. They twirled gracefully around the floor, oblivious to the living intruders.

"All we have to do is get across without disturbing them," Lollers whispered.

They tiptoed through the ballroom, but halfway across, HHL accidentally bumped into a ghostly lady, knocking her off balance. Her eyes flared with an unholy glow.

"Oops_" HHL squeaked.

>(3)
>>
File: 1510129161868.jpg (131 KB, 736x736)
131 KB
131 KB JPG
The ghost lady let out a banshee-like wail, and suddenly, every ghost in the room turned to stare at the intruders.

"Run!" Crosslad shouted.

They dashed for the exit, dodging angry spirits as they flung teacups and plates at them. The door appeared just ahead, glowing faintly in the darkness. They burst through it and tumbled out onto the lawn, gasping for breath.

The tower behind them went silent, as if nothing had ever happened.

"Well," Lollers said between gasps, "that wasn't so bad."

Chika glared at him. "Not so bad?! We nearly got *tea'd to death* by ghosts!"

"Yeah," Crosslad added. "Next time, we're taking the left at the roundabout."

As they limped away from Britfeel Towers, HHL looked back and smirked. "At least we didn't have to have the willies put up us."

And with that, they vowed never to trust their GPS again.
>>
My mum and dad just moved out one day when I was at school. I came back to an empty house and I haven't seen them since. I was 16, so the police said there was nothing they could do and it was a civil matter. Eventually I came back from school one day and the locks were changed because the mortgage company repossesed the house. I was put into temporary accommodation by the council, and then they found me a council flat. I've been here ever since and never heard from my mum and dad again.
>>
Need ruthmong themed halloween stories
>>
Bonfire night is better than Halloween. Halloween is an old Celtic thing that Americans turned into corporate tat.
>>
File: Apu 389.png (96 KB, 568x548)
96 KB
96 KB PNG
Morning lids, just got up. Having that first wuppa of the day with a few wausage wolls for brekkie. Having a few drinks later, not going mad though just having a few cans.

It Halloween x
>>
>>79308801
Useless pisshead
>>
>>79308801
You're an alcoholic lad
>>
>>79308777
Ruthmong's life is scarier than any Halloween story could ever be.
>>
Might move to limerick
>>
File: Based Barry.jpg (177 KB, 1920x1080)
177 KB
177 KB JPG
Necking a few more wausage wolls because why not.
>>
This lad is the black HHL

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3ZaA4mN5fRo
>>
>>79308640
Looks alright, it's crazy how easy it is to make art with AI these days

One downside is that it's showing candy corn, and I've never seen that in this country, it's an American thing
>>
>>79308735
Nice little Halloween story there lad.
*gives a head pat*
>>
>>79308801
Just wondering but do you think you'll ever get a job?
>>
>>79308913
I tried it once, it's so shit. Just tastes like sugar and that's it. No idea why "American candy" is a thing in this country when 95% of it is shit.

Takis are brilliant though.
>>
>>79308745
Sounds like a classic case of alien abduction and a cover up by the government.
>>
File: NEET Pepe 11.jpg (48 KB, 532x502)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>79308902

Based. Fuck that wagie ragie judge.
>>
File: 1486184627-95f.png (21 KB, 655x509)
21 KB
21 KB PNG
>never went to any halloween parties in my twenties
>never carved a pumpkin with a girl
>>
Got 12 wokkles of Westons Vintage Dry Cider. 8.2 percent. Rocket fuel. Nice though.
>>
File: 1478170401343.png (50 KB, 480x503)
50 KB
50 KB PNG
>>79308916
>*gives a head pat*
Woah, thanks mate!
>>
Very cringe posts ITT
>>
File: Apu 104.png (217 KB, 640x461)
217 KB
217 KB PNG
Me? Having a cheeky can of Smirnoff Ice crisp citrus. Feels like something that would be nice to drink in the garden during the height of summer.
>>
File: 1668078603112.jpg (28 KB, 720x720)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
Wish I had a gf to watch a spooky film with tonight.
>>
>>79308830
It's scarily sad. How time just goes on and you're left behind. Nothing can be done about it sadly. The things I want are unobtainable.
>>
Tasty tarts in fancy dress around the world will be slobbering on Chad's shaven bollocks at Halloween parties tonight. Then again on Friday and Saturday. Lots of sloppy blowjobs for Chad tonight. Lots of wet woman hole being spunked in. Throbbing Chad cock being worshipped. There's a whole other world out there for Chad. Chad is king.
>>
can autistic people tell how dogs are feeling?
>>
what's scary now?
can't focus on imaginary/what-if shite like ghosts or rapists
can't focus on lofty/spiritual shite like a sense of purpose or psychedelia beyondness
all that presently frightens me, massively so, is financial insecurity and my organs failing. it's so practical. i want ghosts back.
>>
>>79309367
I am autistic and my dog and I are very in sync. I comfort him when he sick and he comfort me 24/7. Based boyo.
>>
>>79309168
my gf is going out with her friends and I will be stuck in my flat alone because I have no friends and she wont invite me out with hers
>>
>>79309403
can't focus on organs for too long without it making me feel really uncomfortable, its all so fragile. I wish I was machine, gears and oil, not fleshy tendons and squishy organs. Typing this is making my breathing shallow, I do not fuck with being in a human body ngl.
>>
File: spooky.jpg (525 KB, 1048x720)
525 KB
525 KB JPG
>>79309354
Sad but true lad. Women will be coming back from halloween parties at 2 am having fucked some random chad they met half drunk. It's such a different world for chads and females.
>>
>>79309421
ditto lad. awful thing to be aware of. sorry for adding to it.
maybe i'll take shrooms and feel inspired to explore an abandoned building, then perhaps a crackhead will jump me. anything's possible, even this.
>>
>>79309429
Wow, look at this giant whore with her tits out. Fucking bitch.
>>
31 years old. Never been to a Halloween party. Always hated the idea of fancy dress, even as a child.
>>
>>79309407
She won't invite you because she's clearly got some chad on the side.
>>
>>79309429
Fucking slut making me cum in my pants. Why are women like this? They know if I see some tits I go into ooga booga mode. WHORE.
>>
>>79309429
Notice how this WHORE positions her necklace to draw attention to her tits and get views. Fucking bitch.
>>
got food in the fridge. this means i will eat it. of course i will.
what's the point in my brain working this way? i'm not a teenage girl, what the fuck do i care? of course i need food to function, i know that. someone explain.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (62 KB, 220x168)
62 KB
62 KB GIF
>helloween today say hello to my ween bois
>>
>>79309444
couldn't do that, only been caught outside on shrooms once and it was awful, felt so paranoid and the pavement stretched endlessly. It's alright when in nature alone or indoors. I've got an entire jar of liberty caps I haven't touched since picking them last years, dont really want to idk, feel like ive gone off tripping.
>>
Going on the piss HHL style now, gonna be a mad one
>>
forgot kitchen roll and toilet roll on my Sainsburys order FUCK SAKE
>>
>>79309445
She's not a whore. Just making asmr for the lads.

>>79309475
>>79309493
They know exactly what they're doing and simps fall for it by giving them money.
>>
Feels like Ruthmong's depression got worse. His posts are very low energy lately.
>>
Anon is going to be drunk SSM style on that 8 percent cider.
>>
*smacks lips*
*eyes roll back*

Aww yeah, mmh mhh mmhhhhh

And I mean lush x
>>
>>79309625
Yeah it's bad. Such a fucked sleep schedule lately too. Keep waking up in the evening.
>>
What does Chad dress as at Halloween parties?
>>
HHL happy virgin NEET
Ruthmong depressed virgin NEET
Why?
>>
>>79309531
Haha what a spacker dance. Very funny lad!
>>
>>79309602
it's like you might as well not have ordered at all, you've not got things in.
>>
>>79309658
the comic-books-turned-filmed character, (the) Joker
'heh yeah he's a pretty weird guy'
that's what Chad says, 'dressing as' him
but us? we actually live it.....
>>
File: NGTOW.jpg (8 KB, 225x225)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
I'm not going to slave in a deadend job and make my mental health worse. I don't think there are enough jobs anyway with all these immigrants coming here by the thousands every week. Shove your low wages on an immigrant. I'm not interested.
>>
Anyone read Light Novels? Wondering what's good to start with. Downloaded a bunch of Vampire Hunter D and Toradora (cause I liked the anime).
>>
>>79309660
I think alcohol and drugs can really make a difference positively for some men.
>>
>>79309660
Don't think HHL is the happiest lad but he finds joy where he can in life, whereas Ruthmong is too obsessed with women enjoy or do anything
>>
>>79309747
>make my mental health wors
Can it get any worse though?
>>
>>79309790
I believe working will make it worse. I don't want to go back to a shit job ever again. Imagine working and never having a life. I can not have a life by being a NEET and having free time.
>>
I prefer heavy novels myself.
>>
File: are lozza.webm (1.71 MB, 504x896)
1.71 MB
1.71 MB WEBM
whoa very spooky very scary
>>
File: 1437621993123.gif (95 KB, 400x452)
95 KB
95 KB GIF
Thread theme
>Monster Mash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEs-Ir7q8DY
>>
i prefer dark novels myself.

(my opposite counters your opposite. your move, fucker.)
>>
>>79309818
Why are women such whores? I bet her dad doesn't know she's doing that.
>>
I'm British. I have every right to get bennies when my country is being taken over by immigrants. Let them fuckers work for me. They betrayed their own country and ruined my wages. So fuck it. I'll do the same and run this country further down.
>>
>>79309849
I think that's Lauren Alexis, if it is I'm pretty sure her dad knows what she's up to which must be a weird feeling. As for your other question, she is a whore for money
>>
Looking more like it's close to nannas turn for the long sleep.
Breathing getting worse, Dr's want her in hospital but she's ready to go, she going to sign a DNR, but wants to talk to the priest first. She's religious af, and worries about it being seen as an heroing/going against God's plan or what have you.
>>
Ruthmong should make a youtube channel SSM style to document his fascinating life
>>
>>79309864
You post the same boring bollocks every day like a broken machine. I hope someone cuts off your hands and your feet and blinds you.
>>
Halloween is pathetic. After childhood it's only the most irritating womemes who think they are being quirky who enjoy it. Omgggg I loveeee horrors and murder documentaries I'm so twisted XD. CRINGE.
>>
>>79309894
Laughed out loud at the sheer vitriol of this post. You're not wrong though lad he is a bit repetitive
>>
>>79309903
Grumpy little shithead
>>
>>79309884
Just be vidya all day mostly. Would not be very interesting. Even the food I eat is mostly the same now. Life is just groundhog day.
>>
>>79309910
Don't care, it's the truth.
>>
Ruthmong needs compassion from us not hate
>>
>>79309916
I assume your mothers cooks for you?
>>
>>79309921
Why feel sorry for someone who's problems are all his own making, but refuses to acknowledge it and blames everything and everyone else for his sorry lot in life?

You can't feel compassion for someone like that. It's too loathsome.
>>
Truman Show wouldn't be a very good film if he just got utterly shitfaced every other day and sat in bed hungover when he wasn't drunk

Groundhog Day wouldn't be a very good film if he just watched ASMR and Auditors on youtube and posted on 4chan every day
>>
>>79309928
Yeah sometimes but I'm not always up. She gets upset when I don't have dinner.
>>
>>79309953
Tell her you want some variety in her cooking
>>
Necking that McChicken sandwich me. It lush x
>>
Chad's girls order HIM McDonald's breakfast the next morning.
>>
>>79309950
Actually had a good chuckle reading this
>>
Wonder what would happen if you went trick or treating in a heavily Muslim area. Reckon they would even answer the door.
>>
>>79308745
this happened to one of my dads mates except iirc they stayed in contact with him
mental isn't it, if it were me I'd probably just ghost on them anyway
>>
me? i'm 'mid' grump. think i'll probably enjoy a murder documentary or something, but not particularly a fan of horror films any more.
>>
>>79310009
i genuinely can't tell how many layers of irony this is on, so

yeah, those bloody Muslims, not respecting our traditional culture of Halloween.
>>
File: IMG_4210.jpg (69 KB, 1093x822)
69 KB
69 KB JPG
Lots of noise outside. Making me feel anxious. Dont like it. Im also expecting a delivery from yodel and I dont want to answer the door to stupid kids begging for sweets. I will only answer the door to the person delivering my parcel. Simple as.
>>
>>79310049

No I'm just genuinely curious. Many of them are openly hostile to Western holidays and culture.
>>
>>79308940
I know for a fact they are still around. I've seen their LinkedIn profiles, and I am sure I could find them. I don't want to.
>>79310025
Yeah I've heard of one parent leaving but I'm the only person I know where it was both parents.
>>
>waiting for hair to dry then have to go to tesco for food

fuck sakes, not in the mood to go outside
>>
>>79310009
Halloween is a pagan holiday and absolutely haram for us.

>"But when the forbidden months are past,
>then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them,
>and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war);
>but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practise regular charity, then open the way for them:
>for Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful.

There won't be 'halloween' in the future. It is wildly unislamic and makes our communities feel uncomfortable when whites come into our neighbourhoods looking for a handout.
>>
>>79309950
truman show never made any sense anyway. Why would billions of people watch for the first few years when there's nothing going on? A billion people watched truman take his first steps? why?
would have made more sense if it just started out as a 30 minute weekly episode thing and they expanded it out as he got older and there was more going on
>>
>>79310065
fair enough. i remember as a kid 'Halloween' being considered 'American' and it was supposed to be Mischief Night. nobody said 'trick or treat', it was 'penny for Halloween' (copied from 'penny for the Guy', Guy Fawkes' night).

i'm not religious or anti-religious (fucking wish i knew) so i have a middling respect for actual Muslims/Christians/whatever, and a weird extra level of respect for daft 'witchy' lasses who are currently celebrating Samhain.
>>
love me willy pills
>>
>>79310084
right this is 100% hearsay, i am ignorant, mea cupla.
isn't it zakat that yous give some dosh to the sprogs? i know you're larping, but as a jestery jape jahmed, what's the crack there?
>>
Using this Samhain to cast a dark spell on HelperLad.
He's completely vulnerable. He has no crystal of protection, rebuking ash or enchanted candles.
Heh. This coming Christmas is not going to be womfy for you de lad.
>>
>>79310107
What do they do to your willend?
>>
>>79310084
this is why I cant get onboard with islam, can't play my guitar, cant draw anything living, cant read anything because its a waste of time and I could be reading the quran.
>>
>>79310116
he's got 35 year virgin blood lad, these witch sluts got nothing on his powers
>>
>>79310114
Zakat is donations to other Muslims.
https://nzf.org.uk

Here is some information for you.
>>
>>79310114
>jestery jape jahmed

Enjoyed this. You're a good poster. Appreciate you.
>>
I for one embrace our Muslim overlords.
>>
>>79310131
thanks, will read.

honestly, baking alms giving into your religion is based as fuck. in an ideal world charity shouldn't have to exist, everyone's needs would be met, but as a divine calling? that's great.
if you're actually just purely selfish or a psychopath, then you do you. but ultimately, even that'll be bad you, in some roundabout way.
>>
File: 1730383740006505.jpg (939 KB, 4000x3000)
939 KB
939 KB JPG
>18 kg of chocolate
fuck me take halloween proper serious these americans
>>
Doing my silent prayer outside the abortion clinic. Not a crime to pray in a public space. Fuck all whores who shag and then kill a unique life. Murderers. Get your tubes tied fucking slags.
>>
File: Apu 686.png (389 KB, 2048x1536)
389 KB
389 KB PNG
Just had a bunch of trick or treaters. Not a miserable or antisocial bastard so I actually gave them some sweets. It nice to be nice x
>>
>>79310177
Some wog will steal all of that.
>>
>>79310117
makes me willy dance to thriller
>>
>>79310202
these trick or treaters entered your assisted living building and knocked on your bedroom door?
>>
wish I had mates to go drinking with on halloween, nothing mental, pint in the pub, film and a spliff, dunno. Sick of not having anyone to do anything with.
>>
>>79310221
>tfw your only friend is a loser dosser like you
>>
>>79310221
I'd like a fanny to fuck and suck.
>>
Whenever I want to better myself I just get negativity from my parents. Quite sick of it desu. Very doomerish people.
>>
last chance for a wank tonight lads
>>
Situation: your family wants you to go to an event, but you know it will be terrible, because you've been to it before, and your mental health is really in a shit place right now.

Do you:
a) Go anyway, because their happiness is more important than your mental wellbeing
b) Don't go, because there's no point in suffering just for the amusement of others
>>
>>79310261
I had a cracking one yesterday, not sure I want one tonight
>>
>>79310280
I'm an adult and just refuse.
>>
File: 76t7rj45k6hq.jpg (86 KB, 484x600)
86 KB
86 KB JPG
>>79310280
Usually always the first one. I did try and refuse to go to one when I was 14 or something but in the end got mega guilt tripped and ever since then I just do it. Just do it bro, nothing is ever as bad as you think it will be.
>>
>>79310219
Yea why does he lie like that?
>>
Situation: You want to crossdress but you have a beard

Do you:
a) Shave the beard and explain to everyone (including your gf who likes beards) that you just fancied a change and you're happy looking significantly less attractive clean shaven?
b) Don't shave the beard and crossdress anyway, enjoying it significantly less
c) Keep the beard and don't crossdress
>>
>>79310300
Can't grow one and do so regularly.
>>
>>79310288
Maybe I should just do this

>>79310291
>nothing is ever as bad as you think it will be
I know how bad it will be because I went to it last year and it was terrible
>>
>>79310300
I'm clean shaven anyway but I dont crossdress cos im not a poofter and if I wanted to that badly I'd just repress it and drink
>>
Situation: Your life is a complete mess and you've never achieved anything. You can't get a gf and desperately want one. You know that fixing your life doesn't guarantee getting a gf, just increases the chances.

Do you:
a) Do the hard consistent daily work required to fix your life. Enjoy the many other benefits even if a gf doesn't come your way.
b) Whine about it daily on /britfeel/ in an annoying, repetitive way
>>
>>79310337
Or (c) suffer in a situation that you can't really control unless you tell people you're not going to that situation, in which case they will all hate you, why? Because they can, that's why
>>
corrr lads I find out how much universal credit I get tomorrow, I wonder how much I will get. Quite excited for my free gibs, have to wait till the 5th to actually get it though. I rent and pay council tax but with a single persons discount. If its 300 quid and above I'd be pleased
>>
In 100 years, the population of Pacific Islanders in the UK will be 8% and no one seems to care.
>>
>>79310337
you can easily do both, I used to do both
>>
>>79310356
C) sounds a lot like B) to be honest.
>>
Chad's throbbing meat will be sucked clean tonight and I mean clean. Chad will be swimming in an ocean of fanny, arse and mouth. Scantily clad women dressed as witches and other assorted mythical creatures will be on their knees servicing Chad's clean shaven scrotum in thousands of bathrooms and back gardens at Halloween parties throughout the country. Not just tonight either, the Halloween fuckathon continues all weekend long.
>>
>>79310337
>the many other benefits
like what?
>>
Fat shitlib atheist man has all the exact same opinions you would expect. But he's not all bad, don't really hate him.
>>
Told mumberg to pick up some mcdonalds on her way back from work
>>
So Light Novels are just books with an occasional picture?
>>
>>79310383
To whom do you refer? Atheism is probably true to be honest
>>
>>79310408
Just some guy at work. My frenemy.
>>
>>79310380
Money, independence, friendships, improved physical health, improved mental health, opportunities for experiences.
>>
Woman left me at the start of the month
all our friends were really just her friends and now i have no one to halloween with
>>
>>79310427
I was reading some of The God Delusion by Dawkins the other day, it seems pretty good.

My view is that there just isn't evidence for God. If someone can show me some good evidence that really does prove God then I'll believe in God, but Christians have never done that.
>>
File: z7r56ko55myb1.jpg (184 KB, 2050x1275)
184 KB
184 KB JPG
>>79310443
Good for you. I'm not a zealot so you're trying to bait the wrong chud, chuddy.
>>
>>79310439
I have no friends either, I will be making mash and sausages and listening to death metal for halloween.
>>
>>79310357
Claim you're too depressed to work and you'll get a lot more.
>>
>>79310436
>friendships, improved physical health, improved mental health, opportunities for experiences.
none of these are guaranteed
>>
>>79310288
i hate this attitude tbfrank. there's 100% fake invented American bullshit, the waiter asking "is everything alright?", then there's some murky/grey level of politeness where you have to suck it up a bit. yes you're an adult who can do whatever you want, but within that agency you ought to do what's right. and maybe that's not precisely what you want, but what's good for everyone.
>>
>>79310457
There are very few guarantees in life. If you only do things that are 100% guaranteed to succeed, you'll just do nothing and totally waste your life.
>>
>>79310462
Based
>I don't owe anyone ANYTHING
Is so cringe. The Seth Rogan pill.
>>
>>79310452
i had some beef egg and cheese
might go for a walk later blasting my headphones
>>
>grown man
>reading books designed for japanese teenage girls
grim
>>
>>79310450
I'm not trying to bait anybody. You mentioned atheism so I replied about it. Fuck off with your names, wanker.
>>
>>79310467
No but you have different chances depending on who you are. A random normalfag will likely get all of these. Ruthlad going back to the windowless warehouse? Be real he'll probably get none of those
>>
>>79310456
oh really? heh, I may do that
>>
>>79310477
Yes you're totally not doing the usual
>basic bitch counter signal when [chudpinion] is spotted so you can start le epic britfeel argument
so lame. so sad.
>>
>>79310475
uh, it's shouNEN not shouJO?

no need to apologise: i already accept your defeat.
>>
>>79310486
>not reading Peach Girl, Skip Beat and Fruits Basket
>>
Chika quickly falling down the ranking of the most likeable britfeel personality
>>
>>79310479
He wouldn't get friendships because he's not interested. He'd get improved physical and mental health though, that would actually be genuinely guaranteed in a physical job. He wouldn't get opportunities for experiences because he'd be too closed off to them.
>>
>>79310477
NTA, i know this is THE most tedious internet topic, but i feel like rising to it.

i wish i could be an atheist. i'm agnostic. i just don't fucking know. i was raised Christian, then i 'knew' there 'wasn't' a god, now i'm just confused. throw LSD into the mix, it's like dreaming, or smelling, for the first time, a tangible thing you can't deny, what else is there? it MIGHT just be superstition. i wish i knew.
>>
Manga Gamer is having a ClockUp sale rn for all my based degenerate VN enjoyers. Good time to get Euphoria, Maggot Baits or one of their more tame offerings.
>>
>>79310495
I've always been abrasive, never been the most likable and don't wanna be. In fact I'm probably more hated than I've ever been. It fine by me.
>>
>>79310507
>Manga Gamer is having a ClockUp sale
My man torrent that shit
>>
>>79310497
Physical jobs like that destroy your joints and back. And ruthlad is a xenophone and would likely be working with mostly foreigners so that's mental health out
>>
>>79310507
>Euphoria
wasn't that the weird Saw sex trap one?
what do these people actually want? is it to eviscerate, murder, etc? i'm asking you, weirdos. when you're not just horny it's this exciting/naughty/taboo thing, what do you want? is it this? this attention? i'm a guy btw.
>>
>>79310512
No thanks, lad. I like to pay for my degeneracy. I actually did torrent Euphoria years ago before I got it cheap on sale. DON'T JUDGE ME, LAD.
Phwoar, the lasses in Maggot Baits going about raping men for their seed is so hot.
>>
File: Apu 200.png (202 KB, 957x891)
202 KB
202 KB PNG
On them Smirnoff Ice cans now.

Oh aye. Might have a few whiskeys later.
>>
>>79310536
I think the net benefit to his physical and mental health would still be better than his current lifestyle.
>>
>>79310539
You wake up with your female schoolmates and teacher. You must participate in a game. You are the key and must unlock the girls in different ways. You pick which girl to unlock (with your cock) in increasingly twisted ways whilst solving the mystery of why you're there.
Maggot Baits is completely mental in comparison.
>>
>>79310543
No man should pay to wank
>>
Gonna have a poo and a fat biff.
>>
>>79310549
Weltdown incoming or you keeping it womfy?
>>
>>79310480
It takes 3 months of handing in sick notes for the job centre to trigger a Work Capability Assessment. You may need a diagnosis and have to take some anti depressants for it to work. With the upcoming changes to the WCA it might be more difficult to do.
>>
>>79310556
ah yeah remember it, and the protagonist is all 'i'm so sick i actually get off on this stuff' etc.
someone wrote that, it took effort, work, artistry: i'm asking of the consumers - what do you want? why is it that?
>>
>>79310484
If you're going to cry about responses to your blogpost then maybe you shouldn't blogpost in the first place

>>79310502
Fair enough. I'm not certain whether God exists or not, because I think we just don't know. There could be a God. But there could also be unicorns, somewhere in the universe. Or leprechauns. But I don't think there's much point in believing in these things unless they are actually proven to exist. The most we can say is that they could possibly exist.

>i wish i knew.
Fair. But sometimes we just have to say "I don't know". Is there life on planets besides Earth? Maybe, but we don't yet know.
>>
Want to drink but im stuck at work
>>
File: IMG_4152.jpg (642 KB, 1476x1080)
642 KB
642 KB JPG
Doorbell keeps ringing. Its causing me severe anxiety and stress. Going to have to turn it off. Not happy.
>>
British guys look like that?
https://x.com/xleedsboyx/status/1614343182044614659
>>
>>79310581
do you have confidence in your belief, though? like it takes humility to be a damn good scientist and not have all the answers, or even be proven wrong.
being in a perpetual state of not-knowing is terrifying. definitively stating 'there is no god' and holding that belief is insane to me, like a conspiracy theory.
>>
>>79310578
I just enjoy it. I've always liked horror films and can get off to the sexual elements of it. The sadism and the brutality. Just fantasy really, innit? Like girls who have rape fantasies.
>>
File: 1727796154286170.png (165 KB, 384x493)
165 KB
165 KB PNG
>No SeasideSPOOK special uploaf or Sandford Lane livestream.

Feel utterly fucking betrayed, been waiting all day for my Spooky Uploaf and it's almost seven and there's nothing. Losing my faith in the Seaside lads. He not been uploafing as good as he used to.
>>
Chad gets so much fanny and mouth he hasn't had to wash his cock in months. One girl fucks and the next willingly sucks the last girls fanny juice off his swollen bellend. They live for it.
>>
>>79310596
you didn't leave a pumpkin outside did you ?
>>
>>79310619
he had abusive childhood lad, halloween makes him depressed
>>
>>79310610
fair enough. i don't get that it 'stops' there, which makes me worried that I'M the sick one here. suppose it just ends at morbid curiosity. hopefully. less murders is better than any murders.
>>
I went to tesco to get food, no sweet potato, depressed now because there were many people dressed up with their friends having a nice time and now I'm back home and all I will do is rot alone and play death metal on my guitar. Billy no mates as fuck.
>>
>>79310642
No. Mums sat in the front room with the lamp on that might be why, I told her to close the curtains but she said no. Boomers. Cannot be reasoned with.
>>
>>79310662
weird my mum always shut the curtains the moment it started getting dark outside on anyday of the year
>>
I'll never stop waging my NEET insurgency. It's me vs the world. I'm still here womfing after all those years of austerity. I'm like them Japanese holdouts after WW2.
>>
>>79310608
>do you have confidence in your belief, though?
I think that our ideas of God are probably just invented, but there could be some kind of God. Who knows. If there is a God then I don't think we know anything about them.

Also I think it's likely that the universe has natural explanations, rather than supernatural explanations.

>definitively stating 'there is no god' and holding that belief is insane to me, like a conspiracy theory.
Yeah I guess you can't rule out God, just like you can't rule out leprechauns existing somewhere in the universe. But you could say that maybe these ideas of ours are unlikely to completely match reality. So maybe there is some sort of God thing, but maybe it's quite different to how Christians think about God. We just don't know I guess.
>>
THIS IS SUNDERLAND POLICE, PLEASE COULD YOU STOP DOSSING AND RETURN TO WORK.
>>
>>79310718
i'm on day shifts
>back in the office tomorrow
>>
>>79310698
convince me please. i don't believe in leprechauns. folklore stuff, probably just some kids' imagination, maybe hallucinations induced by mushrooms at a push, but ultimately invented. stories we made up.
definitively is there or isn't there a being who created us, someone or something outside of our understanding, a 'meta' science, what we term 'supernatural'? i don't know. i don't fucking know and it drives me mad.

although, in everyday life, i just wander round the shops, watch a bit of telly, lurk 4chan.
>>
>>79310688
Do you think youll have a melty tonight?
>>
Helperlad asking the staff at the care home he lives in if he can go out on a 'NEET Insurgency' this evening.
>>
>>79310747
>definitively is there or isn't there a being who created us, someone or something outside of our understanding, a 'meta' science, what we term 'supernatural'? i don't know. i don't fucking know and it drives me mad.
There are many things we don't know. Where is Keir Starmer right now? I don't know. What TV did he watch last night? I don't know. Maybe it's okay to accept that we don't know some things.

And again if you think about life in the universe, is there life beyond Earth? Maybe but we don't yet know.
>>
>>79310649
It's fiction, lad. I love the part in Maggot Baits where they forcefully grow futa cocks on the females and make them fuck but wouldn't use my magic to do that IRL (I would).
>>
>>79310790
right, but not knowing is different to knowing something. i don't know if there's a god.
atheists say there isn't a god, right? i am not misrepresenting their/your beliefs here?
>>
>>79310796
seems like the sex equivalent of a drug habit, where they keep coming out with better drugs. except the drugs are fictional, so you're fucked. at least sex is real.
>>
I say jump, the Chancellor says how high.

Whoever comes after her will do exactly the same.
>>
>>79310809
Perhaps. I'm into guro but don't roleplay or anything like that. Some proper future serial killers in the comments of r/guro. In the starting parts of Maggot Baits, basically the women get their regenerative power from fucking men and extracting their semen. They have an underground gambling den where they chop and mutilate and torture a girl every night and she regenerates but she feels pain every time. Pretty hot stuff to be honest. Of course the hero comes in and kills everyone and saves her but only after we've seen in detail her being mutilated.
>>
I am the NEET king. King supersedes chairman.
>>
gonna open a bag of bombay mix, nothing you can do to stop me
>>
gonna open a bag of cocaine, nothing you can do to stop me
>>
One little gimpy Smirnoff and the self-absorbed hardman drivel routine is out already. Again and again and again. And he will wake up tomorrow having learned precisely fuck all about himself or his actions or that he cannot handle alcohol. That's the real horror story this Halloween.
>>
just heard every 1 in 100 bags of bombay mix has mpox

just a rumour, though, it's daft
>>
Any Fat Andy man in?
https://youtu.be/7JkRHpI7QzI?si=Rz2zY4plSV4vXNUa
>>
>>79310832
Sounds hot to be honest but most men probably wouldn't admit to being into something like this.
>>
oh noooo if only a REAL man would have the MOSTEST twisted sex fantasies

secretly, this is what only a select few heterosexual women want. obviously, most people just want sex. it's fine.
>>
>>79308640
Happy Halloween lads!

I'm hiding indoors in the dark watching Trump on Joe Rogan and just masturbated to femdom porn on X
>>
Rachel Reeves looked hot af earlier
proper MILF domme vibes from her
>>
>>79310890
Can't get off unless a woman is getting fucked while her head is being cut off.
>>
>>79310890
Yeah very rare for women to be into weird fetishes because they rarely get addicted to porn.
>>
>>79310929
Pretty much all women are into rape fantasies.
>>
>>79310935
Poley has a rape fantasy. He wants to be passed around as a fuck toy in an all black prison.
>>
>>79310948
The real fantasy is thinking he looks anything like a woman instead of a grotesque anthropomorphic rancid shit in a wig and glasses.
>>
>>79310935
Sadly this isn't true.
>>
Why are women so obsessed with Leo DiCaprio fucking younger girls? Are they jealous? As far as I can tell all the girls have been of age.
>>
File: Apu 617.jpg (46 KB, 769x579)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
Listening to them choons and having a few drinks with me neighbour. Quite womfy tbqh.
>>
>>79311013
>with me neighbour
June?
>>
>>79310935
nah they're just into 'having sex' fantasies
as a result, they have sex
welcome to offline
>>
Imagine the panoply of spackers in that Care Home. Bet there's some right mongs in there.
>>
A happy little spacker get-together
>>
>>79310948
That's between you and him Shippy
>>
File: 1729508066497210.png (423 KB, 602x725)
423 KB
423 KB PNG
He buy halloween outfit but doesn't wear it on halloween.
He promise he do something special this year for SeasideArmy.
He been hyping us up only to let us down.
Feel so fucking betrayed. This is not lush. Seaside used to be for me, but he's definitely not for me anymore.
Hope he goes down to 1 item.
Hope he he gets kicked out of his flat.
He betray SeasideARMY.
He leave us out in the cold, dark nights to be sad, lonely, bored and depressed.
Wish I'd never sent him money now.
Fuming.
>>
If shippy were black poley would have shagged him
>>
>>79310870
love are andy but he's shit at food challenges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7_4IAcvlJc
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JyEHncTSFE

three creme eggs in a minute. Reckon are mark could do at least five
>>
>>79311077
Shippy confided in me (BritNormie) that Poley allowed him to penetrate his anus with a finger but not with his penis.
>>
BN is the lore master, so it has to be true.
>>
File: 1703032283521644.jpg (101 KB, 809x579)
101 KB
101 KB JPG
>>79311065
he gets depressed on long winter nights lad. He don't even have is fucking playstation. It not right.
>>
>>79310802
I think atheism just means you lack a belief in God, rather than necessarily thinking that God definitely doesn't exist. But strong atheism (pic related, purple) is where you believe that God definitely doesn't exist.
>>
File: OIG2.jpg (184 KB, 1024x1024)
184 KB
184 KB JPG
ugly scenes at the britfeel towers halloween party lads
>>
Anyone putting on any decent films?
Thinking alien myself
>>
Fuckin grassing cunts the lot of you hope yous have a shite Halloween DICKHEADS
>>
>>79311238
Just purchased Guys and Dolls and A Streetcar Named Desire DVDs new and sealed on eBay.
As for tonight, Wolf Creek potentially as I watched The Substance last night. Also overdue for a womfy Autumn Harry Potter rewatch.
>>
>>79311222
Me in the middle.
t. fat manlet
>>
Chad's already on his first blowjob of the evening and the Halloween party has hardly started. That tart in the sexy witch costume couldn't help herself, at first sight she knew she had to suck him.
>>
>>79311253
Sorry Shippy I didnt know how private the thing about you fingering Poley's anus was, sorry for grassing.
>>
File: FfQ92E2WIAAKD8Y.jpg (168 KB, 1080x1569)
168 KB
168 KB JPG
Speaking of Halloween...
>>
>>79311418
if there was ever a 'how did we get here'...
>>
i find fellas attractive
i want fellas to feel good
fellas orgasming? yeah, go for it
but actively engaging in the process of sucking a cock, or desiring that? bit on the fence
>>
Phoar, early night for me
>>
>>79311530
This desu but me
>>
>>79311418
I bet she was a top shagger back in the day. I bet all the Eton boys had a ride.
>>
>>79311573
there was that one video of her Lib Dem phase speech about the monarchy, she just comes off 'posh, but thick'.
maybe this was always the case, but we didn't always have camcorders. fuck knows what the future will be like.
>>
The show must go on x
>>
the two female Prime Ministers we've had feel like a metaphor for all of womankind
including the fact that there's a third one, and you forgot about her
>>
Just knocking back these cans me. Feel quite chill.
>>
Fackin ell

This bullshit 15 minute timer actually resets every single time you get assigned a dynamic nu IP, cookies have nothing to do with after all. The glowies owning this place really badly want to mine this poster data, do they not

>>79311418
Corr wouldn't mind shagging this MILF, me
>>
>>79311573
She cheated on her husband with some other tory MP, it's a known and open fact. The rumour is she also shagged Kwasi Kwarteng.
>>
hhl is my idol
>>
Halloween is a Chad only event. Don't even bother with your costume, you're a freak without one.
>>
File: spoop.jpg (7 KB, 225x225)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>I vant to suck your bloodington. Bleh!
>>
>>79311648
Apparently she was known for having flings with young Tory staffers when she was an MP as well.
>>
a famous britfeel personality will get exposed as a nonce tomorrow 3 pm
>>
>>79311754
*starts sweating and looking nervous*
>>
>>79311754
I hope its not Crossy.
>>
>>79311754
We already know Ruthmong likes them young.
>>
>>79311754
Can't be Broadbridge. He isn't a nonce. He's just a nonce's toy.
>>
>>79311666
Same. I copy a lot of his sayings and have started using then irl.
>>
>>79311794
I used the term "based" IRL by accident on a few occasions
>>
File: 1707675126183102.gif (3.77 MB, 348x550)
3.77 MB
3.77 MB GIF
>old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/110mo9r/in_1988_rene_peochs_experiment_in_which_dayold/

Lmfaooo look at all these low tier midwit plebbitor NPC's going "Nu-uh dats le pseudo soience", absolutely sickening to look at

I'm willing to bet my left nutsack all of these retarded troglodytes are vaxxed to the maxx as well. Anything to defend their nihilistic, atheist worldview from scientific experiments disproving it objectively and empirically
>>
I am vaccinated.
>>
I'm just a lowly NEET x
>>
File: MariusIsGod.png (82 KB, 183x292)
82 KB
82 KB PNG
You ugly German spastic
>>
>>79311938
Youre also a tiny mong with a tiny brain and a tiny penis
>>
i hope it IS Crossy
>>
>>79311938
a better term is incel
>>
>>79311906
look, you can have whatever internet message board rivalries you like. fact is i would RATHER have stuff like the Global Consciousness Project than not. maybe spooky stuff is real. i don't even know if i'm arguing/disagreeing with you. but i FEEL like i am, and that's what matters imo.
>>
even if psychic powers are absolutely shite and the most they can do is sway some computer dice, someone would figure out a clever way to use that. instantly transmit data, something like that.
>>
>>79312009
when the guy controlling it wants you to fail, theres nothing you can do with it.
>>
>>79312021
the obvious response to this is that you can always do the opposite. get the cancelling-out fucker in the RNG room, generate some stable numbers.
>>
Jerking off. Playing games. Getting drunk. Watching TV. Lifting weights. Browsing the web. Reading books. Eating junk food. Following news. Watching streams. Listening to music. Posting on 4chan.
>>
>>79312028
he literally leads us to experience poverty and celibacy. he controls it 100%.
>>
>>79312036
5/12, i need to apply myself more.
>>
>>79312042
then you've confirmed there's a control-man, and you can murder him. perhaps this has already happened, and it's why there aren't any.
>>
Lifes better with the wrugs and wooze x
>>
>>79312054
he calls himself god. hes very similar to the guy in the bible. the bible is definitely talking about him. he does magic tricks. humans dont control the RNG dice, thats god. yes he seems to torture and kill people. we can describe it like this. if he wasn't here, these people wouldve died some other way. because he hides everything he does because of how fucking illegal it is lmao.
>>
The Helper ministry is in session x
>>
i am now an atheist
>>
His swollen phallus erupting like a volcano, his thick spunk splurting into some tidy fanny that he picked up at the Halloween party. He'd already had a blowjob earlier and by 10pm he's had his first shag of the night. It's still early though, and Chad's hungry for more.
>>
>>79312108
ya the religions are propaganda. they are labels. labeling somebody is a way to give them new rules that dont even apply to them, new rules that actually steal from them.
>>
>>79312127
nothing wrong with rules. if it wasn't for rules, we'd be talking about pony cartoons.
absolute anarchy would require such a specific set of hyper-compatible people, just wouldn't work out.
>>
Success is synonymous with getting pussy. Literally nothing else matters or weighs in to being successful.

If you get pussy, in any way, by any means, you are successful. If you don't then you're unsuccessful. It's definitional.
>>
Puccess.
>>
>>79312208
>Success is synonymous with getting pussy. Literally nothing else matters or weighs in to being successful.
>If you get pussy, in any way, by any means, you are successful. If you don't then you're unsuccessful. It's definitional.
fascinating
>>
Just saw a random comment on facebook from a guy saying he sold his house, quit his job and spent the last 10 years travelling the world carefree and it was the best thing he ever did.
I want that bros.
>>
'but you are not successful, for all those women were prostitutes!'
'ah but you see, i am successful - for i had the means to pay for those prostitutes.'

and so, Vivec was enlightened.
>>
File: spoopy pepe.jpg (33 KB, 346x488)
33 KB
33 KB JPG
Ripped a spoopyarse lill fartington just now, me
>>
I want fanny on my face.
>>
I PREDICT A RIOT

I PREDICT A RIOT
>>
>>79312239
>his house
i want step #0, it can end there.
>>
>>79312143
so if you label somebody as an incel. and this is a label that has only ever been given to men. what do they do? it makes them commit suicide. or, it makes them feel excluded. lol, they're labeling like jacked 6ft white guys as incels, and they even have these guys repeating it to people. so whats good about that? it makes money go up somehow, thats why its happening.
>>
>>79312239
If he wasn't getting pussy that whole time it literally didn't matter.

>>79312242
Doesn't matter how you get pussy, as long as you're getting it you're successful. The guy not getting pussy can feel all high and mighty and more virtuous than the man paying for pussy, but at the end of the day the one not paying for it has a dry dick so he's less successful.
>>
File: prozzielol.gif (164 KB, 571x696)
164 KB
164 KB GIF
>>79312242
You end up paying either way, do you not
>>
>>79312263
i think ultimately it devalues the label. i've actually been called an incel by a woman, while in a relationship (that included sex).
if there's a specific movement of incels who self-identify as incels and have a set ideology, and there is, fine. that's a win-win. they can go around preaching their beliefs, like any belief system.
the underlying cause of loneliness that leads to mental health problems, suicide, and incels, is pretty solvable. men want women, and women want men. it's like having a potato farm and worrying about a chip shortage.
>>
All women are whores.

All women are prostitutes.

They are but walking vaginas
>>
might have my last caramac
>>
Not a good day for the Seasidearmy. He's betrayed them.
>>
>Russia fines Google more money than there is in entire world
based. Can't just go spying on people without their consent. Everyone who ever worked at google should be put in jail for stalking
>>
>>79312298
alright but the point was that there are very good people who now believe they are incel. its a type of brainwashing that came from a globalist cult.
>>
>>79312312
bit sickly though arent they
>>
AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
>>
the whole world is one vagina, with a woman attached to the outside.
>>
Zelensky going on a mad one ranting against America and Europe saying Ukraine has been abandoned corr. Looks like the war will be over soon.
>>
File: 1721339080882449.jpg (82 KB, 1280x720)
82 KB
82 KB JPG
We were expecting a Seaside Special Spooktacular.
He promised Seaside Army he be there tonight for some tunes, some classic Sandford Lane rave session, some karaoke combined with his classic hi-jinks, humour and charisma. We excited to see him in his halloween outfit. He promised kebab night kebab night and a few jars.
Got the beers and snacks in too tonight but I've left them in the fridge. By nine this evening I knew there'd be no Halloween Party for Seaside Army. Feel utterly defeated, we look up to him as father figure and community leader, we look up to him as someone we all wish we could be a little like. We followed the Seaside Creed and donated charitably to him.
Now the dark nights set in. It's so cold, lads. Never felt more sad, lonely, bored and depressed than I do now.

All he cares about is counting his items and money nowadays. He more excited to eat whole box of crisps than bring light to the hearts of thousands of his followers, who rely and hope on that light to guide them through the dark depressing nights ahead.
It alright for him, he has 7 items. I only have 2 items. He can stave off the dark nights.
Won't lie lads, I've been holding back tears for hours now.
>>
They call me the shagmeister
>>
Getting pussy = success

Success = getting pussy
>>
think I'm having peanut butter and jam sandwich withdrawals. Went a bit mad on them last week and couldn't stop eating them until the jars were completely empty or I ran out of bread.
I think it's the medication they put me on causing me to binge eat which I haven't done since I was going through puberty
>>
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1730199963877728.webm

what the FUCK is her problem?
>>
Fasting is going well, lads. Down from 56kg to 54kg. When I hit 50 I will be back at my normal twinky size again.
>>
>>79312439
I always end up binging back up after I get to my tw, "oh, I deserve it" etc etc all
>>
@79312438
I guarantee that this is helper posting off trip.
>>
File: blehmaxx.jpg (24 KB, 428x490)
24 KB
24 KB JPG
Shall be feasting on some lunchingham soon
>>
mad how the food you put into your body stores on there
>>
On the whiskeys now x

It my world x
>>
File: 1700002648227735.jpg (16 KB, 250x224)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>79312438
Look at those milk dispensers

Wowzers! Awooooga, even
>>
>>79312462
thought we said no more spirits theyre not good for you. think of the hangover and regret
>>
>>79312461
Or it gets turned into shit and squeezed out your arsehole. Doesn't matter if it's goyslop takeaways or Michelin starred haute cuisine, it's all turd in a fucking toilet a few hours later.
>>
>>79312431
It's the sugar
>>
>>79312471
He is a grown man and knows what he is doing lad
>>
My mum is a doula. She just helped deliver her 40th baby earlier this evening. Meanwhile I'm here one child and never even kissed a girl. I think she's really disappointed in me.

Sorry mum, I really did try :(
>>
>>79312493
>He knows what he's doing
that's just the thing he doesn't does he
>>
Few people laughed
Few people cried
The day
Welper's world died
>>
promethazine down the hatch
>>
Welper's World extends from his bedsit to his tiny bathroom all the way to the spacker communal lounge but never beyond the walls of the assisted living building.
>>
>>79312521
Indeed, any tales of him venturing outside read like he's constantly confused, anxious, bewildered, afraid and generally incompetent. Britfeel is all he has.
>>
>>79312521
he lives in a two bedroom house tho lad
>>
any cummy man in?
>>
>>79312512
I used to take that for sleeping
>>
>>79312541
Do you mean like when I wank and cum all over myself but simply cannot be arsed to clean it all up so just slump over and fall asleep with my cum all over me?
>>
A good night was had by all
Took my mind off things at least
>>
I wonder what helper looks like
>>
Crossmong fellacio.
>>
Cant believe the years almost over. Where does the time go lads?
>>
Ruth will be getting bummed in her naughty nurse outfit tonight
>>
>60 million votes already cast
kek they're really going to steal it aren't they
>>
Me? Bumming Ruth while she's dressed up like a naughty nurse.
>>
Will Trump lose? Honest opinions, lads.
>>
>>79312696
No. It was written like a year ago that drumpfy will win. Feel free to mock me next week if I'm wrong.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epgo8ixX6Wo&pp=ygUZbWFzc2l2ZSBhdHRhY2sgcHJvdGVjdGlvbg%3D%3D
>>
>>79312711
Oh I will lad, don't worry. You will be wrong. Shark my words.
>>
We took the whole Indian nation x
>>
>>79312719
Total Pajeet death. Hope you agree, lad.
>>
Knocking back these whiskeys now x
>>
>>79312438
i know it looks worse, and presumably feels not-as-good during sex, but it's an odd thing to create a song about. the quick daft video, whatever, but someone wrote lyrics, a melody, and produced this.

i would have the mightiest liver. the brain of an engineer.
>>
>>79312667
It wasn't stolen last time, you just lost
>>
The amount of blacks in America it was bound to be stolen.
>>
think i will post a corker of a thread
>>
yeah, that'll get the moids rattled. sort of thing they're into.
>>
Could not be less interested in American politics tbf
>>
Dosing Alistair Campbell's morning pret coffee with gorilla steroids for seven months then phoning into a live recording of The Rest Is Politics to say his activation phrase "Tony Blair sucked off Jeremy Corbyn" and listening as he beats Rory Stewart to death with a chair leg.
>>
File: 1728317238051561.png (1.38 MB, 1316x1200)
1.38 MB
1.38 MB PNG
Turdington working its way to the exit right now
>>
>>79312853
was about to say 'i'm as interested in American politics as i am about football, ask me how interested i am about football' and i couldn't even be bothered to say that
it's tiresome, even if you're INTO the world arena, wouldn't you go for China, or one of them? is it just because Americans share our language, internet servers, pop culture, what?
>>
cor, replies already. bit of an argument stirring up. get in.
>>
Some called it the end of an era x
>>
x Others called it the start of a lifetime
>>
I wonder how many uni girls will be having one night stands tonight.
>>
35 mins until No Nut November lads. You all ready?
>>
>>79312926
How am t of them will be letting random Chads fuck them up their arseholes and then give ATM blowjobs and swallow their cum? Meanwhile average guys have to jerk off to porn.
>>
>>79312926
>In 2021-22, there were 2,182,560 students studying at UK higher education providers.
just going to cheat and assume 50% of those were women.

the answer is 1,091,280. 1,091,280 girls.
>>
Still in awe at just how bad the Sherlock series was. Goddamn.
>>
>>79312947
honestly i can't fault the presentation, the glitzy text-on-screen stuff and music is class.
just has the same problem as Doctor Who where it's gesturing at something clever rather than actually being clever.
>>
>>79312947
Just watch Hound of the Baskervilles lad. All you need.
>>
>>79312941
>just going to cheat and assume 50% of those were women.
More like 60%. In some countries It's 66%, two women studying in university for every one man. A fact feminists don't seem to think is a problem.
>>
>>79312968
quality film, Basil Rathbone is a solid Sherlock.
don't like Watson as a buffoon, but what can you do with Watson? all he does is write about Sherlock, 'damn you Sherlock', christ man, give it a rest.
>>
Less than 30 minutes to go before the Witching Hour begins and I cast a spell on Helperlad.
He won't like this one bit. Not womfy at all!
>>
>>79313015
if the flip side of this is that there are more men in '''low skill''' manual labour jobs that are necessary and that men are more physically suited for, i'm quite content with that. so is everyone.
>>
>>79313029
you need virgin blood to cast spells and he has a body full of it
>>
>Witching Hour
learning new Halloween lore, tonight's /britfeel/ has been not just scary but also educational
>>
>>79313015
Yep and they're almost all doing totally made up nonsense useless toilet paper make work degrees. Frankly even most men do those these days (thought obviously more women do proportionally - there simply aren't the same number of women capable of studying things like particle physics or aerospace engineering). Uni is adult nursery for the most part.
>>
Hate this halloween theme
>>
>>79313042
He got bummed by a boomer at a working mens club.
His blood corrupted x
>>
>ugly
>fat
>loser
Ruthmong had it rough from day one, no wonder he turned out like he did.
>>
File: 1720998923680010.webm (1.91 MB, 360x640)
1.91 MB
1.91 MB WEBM
>>79313037
>actually it's based and trad for society to create fake non-jobs and worthless degrees for women while men start destroying their body at 18 doing shit low pay work
>>
>>79313054
let them have that experience. it should absolutely not be a necessity as a 'base level', homo sapiens just isn't cut out for that en masse, but even if it was just 3 years of shagging/drink/drugs with some rote learning in-between? go for it. taxpayer-funded, all in, for anyone who wants that life.
>>
File: watch it tone.jpg (8 KB, 225x225)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
>>79313061
Get a load of this fanook, Tone! Says he hates the halloween theme. Heh-heh.

Ya hafta select and then re-select Yotsuba B, then it switches back to the default theme again! Now get da fack outtah heah!
>>
alternative could be you're sponsored by a church to do missionary work. it's basically free holidays, but religious.
third option, military. always need them.
>>
>>79313087
i like my browser slate nice and clean. cookies are the devil's dandruff.
>>
>>79313080
I wouldn't really have much of an issue with things if everyone had this sort of attitude towards it, but the problem comes from the fact that they spout it off as some amazing world changing great achievement. They perpetuate a massive delusion around it and expect obsequious deferral to it.
>>
>>79313092
Church option is shite because they send you off to ooga booga countries.
>>
>>79313114
yeah if we lived in a world where it WAS an achievement, it would make sense. and it ought to be. i get you senpai.
>>
File: they got nothin.png (756 KB, 640x630)
756 KB
756 KB PNG
>I'm telling you Tone, it boggles my mind...
>>
>>79313092
>alternative could be you're sponsored by a church to do missionary work. it's basically free holidays, but religious.
And get hacked to death with a machete by a feral ape, brilliant idea
>>
The wimaginary wapu has been having quite superb shidds ever since he started taking the probiotic stuff. Give it a try, he tells the other wimaginary wapus
>>
>>79313130
still, somewhere different. might be nice.
>>
>>79313152
look, in my tripartite system there are going to be risks of death no matter which road you take
>>
university? hit by a hammer.
military? foreign disease.

easy.
>>
>>79313164
>still, somewhere different. might be nice.
I'm sure that's what Davy and Natalie thought beforehand. Big mistake.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkT7lu4eEvI

Fackin ell unfortunately i do not speak frogfucker

Really interested in watching this docukino
>>
File: GOXrIuLWQAAA0jV.jpg (148 KB, 781x1199)
148 KB
148 KB JPG
>>79313200
Meant to attach this image
>>
>>79313208
mad how religion can make perfectly intelligent and rational people just do completely retarded things. Like why on earth would you think it's a good idea to go to haiti as a white american couple and preach about jesus. Really quite mental isn't it
>>
>>79313200
>>79313208
fuck me, one-way ticket to heaven? get in there son
>>
>>79313227
>>79313232
on balance i might actually be mental
>>
Ah yes, almost forgot it lets you auto-translate the auto-generated captions as well

Quite splendid, this. There's a lot of inconvenient, senseless shit about nuTube but this is one functionality these jeet devs got right at least
>>
do yous ever take out these wee game pieces and pretend they're /britfeel/?
>>
elementary is the better sherlock show and lucy liu is a goddess
>>
Fucker did over 600 runs on the experiment, on average the robot went into the corner like 30% more with the chick involved

Mind-boggling is it not
>>
>>79313303
The what community?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meHMdrE4xH4
>>
>>79313316
What are you working on anon?
>>
Saw a pair of giggling 16/17 year old lasses out trick or treating earlier. Cor, bet their little arseholes smelled lovely. Oh aye
>>
File: IMG.jpg (56 KB, 640x480)
56 KB
56 KB JPG
given one a lil x to represent our crossie
blurry as fuck but as i say they're only small
>>
>>79313453
Wheres he been today? Not seen him post. Hope everything is ok.
>>
>>79313462
i'll stand him back up and see if that affects anything
>>
Finishing this wud then garn homes. Feel like garn on mad one now x
>>
>>79313360
bit old for halloweening, that
are you sure they were 16/17? and that this wasn't at a primary school? or even on halloween?
>>
>>79313360
sucks doesn't it legally consenting girls are off limits
>>
And I stood up for Britain tonight x
>>
The guy did anuddah experiment where he had the subject sleep next to the RNG thang, they then fell asleep and since the noise of the thang was disrupting them from sleeping deeply it ended up moving all the way to the edge of the experiment area (i.e. away from the sleeper)

Now this is une kinomathique, as the french would say
>>
but would Britain stand up for you, when you needed it? no. you didn't choose to be born. you were grown. like an egg.
>>
>>79313509
i think you've omitted a key detail here. i.e. it was moving in randomly-determined directions (?)
>>
>>79313071
A lot of young men are realising this and simply aren't bothering to work. Not even getting sex. Why bother doing shit jobs when women are taking up the easiest roles ever? Women aren't even that intelligent (if they were there would be a lot more writing code) but some shitty degree in art or journalism allows them a free pass to sit at a desk all day browsing social media and maybe doing an hour or two work. They'd kill themselves if they had to endure real work.
>>
>>79313568
women have always been typists, what are you on about?
>>
get more men into care jobs. maybe that'll help men care for the type of men who become incels, they can relate?
i'd struggle. imagine being a nurse. i think i could do a robot job, or if i had to get fit and hit something with a hammer, that. but i couldn't look after people. i'd have to a) already be insane and 2) go insane.
>>
>>79313581
That's monkey work. Look at the credits of many older video games...mostly men.
>>
>>79313609
writing stuff? feels pretty even, at least. all the sexy khajit stuff in Daggerfall was written by a lady.
>>
>>79313568
I work for about two hours a day and make great money, and I'm a man. An ugly man at that. Maybe you can't do this because you're an idiot and no one likes you?
>>
>"That hurt!" she said indignantly.
>"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?"
>Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.

cor. not into cat-people, but cor.
>>
File: 1697634520851093.jpg (1.33 MB, 2000x1333)
1.33 MB
1.33 MB JPG
>>79313623
I don't want to work. We have scum third world immigrants willing to work for unlivable wages. If I'm going to be poor and pussyfree, then I'm better off being NEET.
>>
thread's on page 9. 7 replies. i consider this a success. i have initiated a somewhat engaging discussion on the internet. me.
>>
>>79313676
It sounds like those "scum" immigrants have a lot of good qualities that you lack. And you don't really have much going for you, if anything. Is that not the case?
>>
>>79313676
how have you convinced yourself of this? that's amazing.
>>
>>79313714
He convinces himself of it by repeating it over and over again, I think.
>>
File: 357172.jpg (51 KB, 640x480)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
>>79313729
even when it was the bears, he knew it was them.
>>
Just finished watching Wolf Creek. Just as good as I remember it. It really is a raw fucking film. It has gore but it's not showy. The tension with Mick is haunting and just enough is implied versus shown.
I remember liking the first series of the show as well, might have to rewatch it.
>>
>>79313739
This line always makes me giggle.
>>
>>79313799
cor, this sounds cracking. will give it a watch later on.
>>
>>79313812
Enjoy lad one of the best horrors of the 2000s.
>>
File: pepp.jpg (58 KB, 976x850)
58 KB
58 KB JPG
i'm not actually attractive to her. i'm novel. she'll give up, she'll move on.
>>
Said it was the end of era

Nothing ends, been sabotaged x

I get that new laptop

It total war x
>>
File: 1730131060952527.png (358 KB, 559x680)
358 KB
358 KB PNG
The frenchoid's RNG experiments remind me a bit of Terry's RNG thing which spat out "virus, china, election" like two months before the plandemic

Plenty of other examples where that came from. It appears the big guy (for you) has a certain proclivity for communicating via RNG, doesn't He
>>
invented this whole Bronski Beat track about war in my head, thanks >>79313862, then it actually materialised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5SErjPAewc
does anyone else need anything while i'm on? might be limited to music, or England.
>>
>>79313799
The sequel is decent as well. When he kills that German Chad in front of his bird, fucking hell
>>
>>79313868
you can read any meaning into random sets of data. if a random sentence generator spat out 'YOU WILL BE HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW' you would think that 'means' something
>>
Shall be getting pissed tomorrow night on my 12 bottles of Henry Westons 8.1 percent vintage cider. Corr, get in.
>>
In total war mode now

It's me vs everyone else
>>
>>79313894
Never saw Wolf Creek 2. Only the original and the first series of the show. Might hunt down the second on DVD. A third film has been in development hell for years.
>>
>>79313697
They don't. They only work here because the shit wages are like working a top job in their third world country. Many marry their cousins (once their whole family is allowed in) as is family tradition.
>>
>>79313911
Take a chill pill mate, not in the mood for a weltdown tonight. Just relax and get womfy.
>>
>>79313911
have you been snorting the browser's slate?
>>
>>79313919
So let me get this straight. They're born in a shit country, do whatever it takes to get into a good country, and then they've got what they regard as a top salary? From the way you put it, they've achieved something quite remarkable and bettered themselves and their circumstances massively.

And you think you're better than them? Really? You? You who has achieved nothing despite having far more advantages than them? How is that possible?
>>
>>79313499
>primary school?

Oh aye
>>
>>79313946
do you ever consider how your sex-feelings are incompatible with the world we live in? like being gay, in times when being gay wasn't trendy or even accepted.
>>
>roger ebert gave wolf creek 0 out of 4 stars and refused to watch salo
surprised he was so well admired
>>
File: 1730321879779255.jpg (38 KB, 760x760)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
Nu breadington soon is it not
>>
File: 1691451266820645.gif (135 KB, 250x203)
135 KB
135 KB GIF
>>79313945
British people would have a higher quality of living with better wages. Wages stay low because they have virtually unlimited immigrants coming in illegally and legally. These dickheads that don't better their own economy have a lot to lose so they work for the shit pay here. Things cost more here. You wouldn't be able to live independently on a full time unskilled job here as a British male. Fuck slaving. I don't care about contributing to a shitty country.
>>
>>79313977
To top it all off women are only fucking top men now on online dating apps. You can't even get your sexual needs fulfilled if you're not attractive enough. Women don't want men working in shit jobs as a partner.
>>
>>79313977
I don't see how that answers my question. The individuals you're talking about were dealt a shitty card in life and played it as best they could. Rather than remaining in a mud hut they've now got a better life than you, despite the fact you were born here. What does that say about you in comparison? They've exhibited far more good qualities than you.
>>
File: 1730423713514098.png (535 KB, 877x766)
535 KB
535 KB PNG
This dude lived a good life and was loved. Not a tragedy.
>>
PECKNARM NIGGAZ ARE THA TOP HITTAZ
>>
>>79313992
I've fucked women when I was unemployed and I'm ugly. You probably just don't have sex because you never leave the house, you have no mates, and you never talk to any women.
>>
>>79313945
if we're in 'thought experiment' territory, this is an odd view of the world. people beat very difficult computer games. i unclogged a tricky sink the other day. cavemen moved boulders.
>>
>>79313998
You're arguing with a larper at 1 in the morning, doubt you have many good qualities either tbf
>>
>>79314016
we're all posting on our i-phones at the club, haha dean's just dropped his drink haha class, anyway
>>
I, like a rising number of men am not going to work if I can't get laid. There's no point really. Life is pointless without sex.
>>
>>79314016
I have a lot of good qualities. Insomnia and a propensity to waste time on the internet are some of my bad qualities though.
>>
>>79314012
How is it an odd view of the world?
>>
>>79314023
i won't lie to you, having sex is such a fucking boost for the following couple of weeks. i've never hired a prostitute so maybe they don't 'work', but the only thing i could compare it to is MDMA. imagine that, but sex. that's sex.
>>
>>79314033
maybe i'm reading it wrong, but it seems like you're interpreting achievements = effort = value.
don't even agree with the guy.
>>
>>79314034
Shagging prossies is really awkward but you still get some decent memory wank bank moments out of it
>>
Sainsburys shop coming early in the morning. Beats shopping in store Halloween weekend I'll tell ya that.
>>
>>79314034
Yeah to be honest that's true. When you shag someone new it is a huge boost to your general sense of wellbeing yeah.
>>79314045
I think people can have a wide range of good qualities. Achievements and effort are only a narrow part of that range, and just happen to be the ones I'm talking about now. I'm sure those "scum" immigrants he's talking about also have other qualities he lacks. Perhaps he also has qualities they lack, and they are extremely well hidden.
>>
>>79314047
how do THEY do it? are they acting? are they psychopaths? all the sex i've had was 'real', if that makes sense.

are you OK?
>>
Been sabotaged all my life

I see you know x
>>
File: 1730238221387394.png (246 KB, 1008x613)
246 KB
246 KB PNG
>>79313998
British government's, big companies and foreign investors over the decades have gutted various industries and educational systems in favour of saving a few pennies. They realised too late that this would backfire and have been scrambling to import the 3rd world and their fake degrees (or if they are real, they're not up to British standards) in order to prop up the system thats workforce are either leaving to due to age or migrating elsewhere for better pay, and a lot of the time taking decades of experience with them. We've replaced these people with low wogs with fake degrees.
It's really not that hard to understand so you're either being retarded on purpose just to put down you're own people(know this place you're probably a paki) or you're an actual retard.
Which is it?
>>
>>79314058
>Perhaps he also has qualities they lack, and they are extremely well hidden.
i guarantee you we could tease something out of him. just you me and him, in a room.
>>
I SIT BACK
BUN A SPLIFF
THIS IS WHAT I COME UP WITH
>>
>>79314071
You are obsessed with wogs and pakis. It's all you ever post about. Besides that, everything you've written has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm saying. Other than it's also about immigrants.
>>
The evil of this world celebrates my downfall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uweWiCLT8Eg
>>
>>79314083
is that man holding cannabis plants? in front of Scotland Yard? is he a lunatic?
>>
>>79314082
You know what lad? I bet we could too. He probably has a deep compassion for fish or something mental like that.
>>
>>79313945
>>79313977
>>79313977
>>79313998
I think it's all relative. If you come from a mud hut then you'll be happy to slave in the UK for a couple thousand. This is why immigrants are more motivated than natives. I was sold a higher dream than merely being a plumber and owning a Corsa.
>>
what is the 'limit' that actors/directors would go up to for a film, legally, in Britain? they must have prop cannabis plants.
i think if i was an actor and i had a mouthguard, i'd take a real punch. maybe unsimulated sex? might be awkward to have that on film.
>>
Just found two ciggy wiggies off last weekend

Oh aye
>>
>>79314114
Surely being a plumber and owning a Corsa is better than being nothing and owning fuck all? I've heard plumbers can make a packet anyway, and they can be self employed and set their own hours etc.
>>
>>79314114
fuck i do actually wish i lived the plumber/Corsa life. i think i have some form of social anxiety, i couldn't just pop round people's houses EVEN IF i was really good at plumbing.
>>
>>79314091
I regularly do 35 in a 20 past Scotland Yard on my illegal e-bike but yeah that guy was pretty mad. He got bumped off FWIW.
>>
>>79314065
I often wondered how they managed it. Most seemed to be completely normal, level headed lasses. I assumed they just managed to adopt a psychological position where they were able to view sex as akin to any other sort of physical labour.
>>
>>79314132
mate you are off the fucking chain
>>
>>79314118
Must have been based in the old days like when Marlon Brando apparently popped a finger up Maria Schneider's arse.
Chloe Sevigny famously really sucked Vincent Gallos cock filming The Brown Bunny. Almost ruined her career.
>>
>>79314137
>I assumed they just managed to adopt a psychological position where they were able to view sex as akin to any other sort of physical labour.
i think that's it, and i'd love to have this conversation with them some time. there's more to sex than the collision of body parts, if anything she is using her voice, is it fake? acting? does she have to drink herself to sleep?
>>
>>79314131
Saddest thing is that I personally don't even want riches or anything like that. I'd have been overjoyed with some average joe lifestyle. A wife, two kids, a trade. Would have been plenty for me.
>>
>>79314157
don't talk in the past tense you daft sod, you can have that life. leave us internet ogres behind.
>>
I'm just trying to live my life.

Dark forces are trying to sabotage me.
>>
>>79314126
>>79314131
The problem is if it doesn't work out getting back on disability is next to impossible. That's the main reason why I don't try trade. The whole system is dumb. if they gave me a UBI I'd be up for trying anything without fear of going homeless.
>>
>>79314184
mate stop talking like your a jedi being groomed by the sith
>>
>>79314188
Can't you just say "well I tried it but [disability] stopped me" and get back on disability that way?
>>
>>79314139
Idk why the never stop me, it's either because they can't prove it's motor powered so long as I pedal (35 on a push bike is a stretch but feasible) or they are prohibited from stopping me because of the kid that died in Wales.
>>
>>79314198
i'm in the same position as him and no. it's too risky.
>>
>>79314169
Nah it ain't happening. 31 and I've never worked. Plus I have shitty genes that shouldn't be passed on anyway. Dysgenics innit.
>>
>>79314198
Lol have you ever been to a work capability assessment?
>>
>>79314216
same boat, same mindset, so i'm a hypocrite.
but it is absolutely possible, grant me that.
>>
>>79314211
I understand. Would be shit to go on the dole after you've been used to being on disability.
>>79314222
No, I haven't. I can imagine the people doing it are incentivised to turn you down though.
>>
File: Apu 29.png (235 KB, 657x527)
235 KB
235 KB PNG
Dark forces are trying to force wrugs on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erIApapX7s
>>
My ESA assessment was like 9 years ago and never been asked back so they must think I'm a liability.
>>
Yeah
A few mates, weed in a car
That's how it starts, peer pressure
Bored, so we smoke weed in the dark
Til' we get munchies, sweet aromance
The youth club's shut like a door
It's a circle three-point one four
Go to a dealer, try and get drugs all alone
Inhale and then sleep on floors
Dre said go get high
So if there's no sex like she's tight
Hide from pigs, sell all on the shit
Or sit on her mates and get high like a kite
It's IQ vaccination but the TV already leaves you brainless
And pharmacists don't wanna cure you
They make money, business ain't for you
Unless you're the boss
They will never cure AIDS
I'm tryna gauge what Maggie Johnson's paid
What are we swallowing today?
I spit brave them emcees are dead John Wayne
I'm an emcee's pain paracetamol
I make them suicidal eat them all
Life ain't sweet at all
So we all drink ethanol
And take antidepressants
Like love it's a bad dependence
Fiending, the boss dresses you
Like a girl that's fake like a ride
The first eye is great but wait
The drop's always bigger than the high that you gain
Now you're addicted, tryna keep that high you made
The circle's made it's a game
And like the U.S
Soon there'll be no NHS
Imagine the cash the pharmacy gets
Never used to be any prescription victims
But now a hypochondriac's stressed
>>
>>79314246
we were waiting for this post, check your letterbox tomorrow.
>>
>>79314216
32, never worked here. Still #1 NEET on /r9k/. But yeah i totally get you. So frustrated by people telling me it's no big deal. How many fucking 32 year olds do you know that have never had a fucking job ever? How the fuck am i supposed to compete even with an 18 year old in retail? it is so clearly over for me.
>>
>>79314240
no tonight you're on the warpath, remember? no wrugs, only war.
>>
Ok then might as well start a new to mark day 1 of NNN
>>79314262
>>79314262
>>79314262
>>
>>79314258
Fuck that brown envelope.
>>
>>79314263
same stats as you. seen a few 'disability confident' and 'we don't care about gaps!' type places when i've had the gumption.
doesn't matter when it comes to actually DOING the job though, does it? i don't know what the solution is. let a small percentage of wrongborns slip through the cracks, live miserable-but-comfortable lives?
>>
Sellin' E to believers
Use it fair like jeepers creepers
I'm parrin' your raps
When they say my bars are hard like smack
Girls think they're bulimic
And we think that we ain't lean enough to get gash
So many take steroids
Slimming pills if you think that you're fat
Every month there's a new virus scam
So you take new pills
Supply and demand
Then create a demand like sex or coffee
Recreational drugs or toffees
There's no end to it yo
Just because we all think we're below the controllin'
When my spirit don't even need the components
But try tellin' the crackheads, stop droners
You won't know where your phone is
Robbed, now they know where your home is
Have we all got bipolar or do they misdiagnose ya?
For the cash
What's after that?
The aftermath
There's no Dre rap for that
I have to ask, the popularization
Is this the popularization?
They like us if we're a dead patient
Blood is amazing
Is it Mason?
We're always high, it's a fact
Off bad chemicals like doner kebabs
Big dealers are always poppin' the gat
There's three ways to die just lookin' at that
In fact the whole news bulletin is a trap
So it's drugs we use like nobbin' a slag
My mate went mad like a dog and a cat
In a mental ward because of rockin' the hash
The weed he smoked wasn't natural
Factual, they weigh it down with capsules
But that one-point-four can be medicine
Like hemp, another form can be used for fuel
But alcohol's legal, fags are legal
Which kills three-hundred percent more people?
So, you see?
Who we got left to count on?
The police?
No, other only hope we be gettin'
Is guys like those who made penicillin
If that was invented now pharmacists would be makin' a killin'



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.