England's magnificent temperate rainforests edition
You're all pathetic.
Guarantee that Sean is actually quite fat these days. The fact he is desperate for attention but never shares any recent pics of his physique is very telling.
>>79329528But England doesn't have rainsforests?
Waiting for the takey wakeaway while necking me wuds. Feel womfy af.
>>79329558well there are forests and it rainsthick lad
Can't wait to crack open a Bud when Trump wins ahahahah it'a gonna LUSH
>>79329561Well duh, but they're not 'rainforests' are they? That's a very aprticular kind of environemnt.
>>79329559Big order you made, lad. Care to give us a BMI update?
Abortion is murder. Simple as. Women get away with murder every day in this country.
>>79329559Very good Mr. Sean saar we promise to do the needful and only drop a little bit of sweat and spit on your pizza saar
>>79329558not traditional rainsforests but temperate rainforests in ireland, scotland and wales
in the mood for a proper natterreckon if i just go to my local people will chat to me? or think im a creep?
>Britain's cloud of misery assumes concrete form in provincial high streets of unmitigated gloom, whose shuttered shops are punctuated by vape outlets, phone repairers and cash-only barbers, whose dubious legality are left unexamined by a state desperate for whatever revenue it can take; indeed even Oxford Street is now just another dismal provincial High Street. Our ruling class's economic model is one so committed to low-wage employment over investment that the Conservative government imported almost 4% of the country's population in the past two years just to man checkout tills and deliver food on bicycles, juicing gross GDP figures from what has aptly been termed "human quantitative easing", even as the resulting exactions on housing, infrastructure and societal stability fray what is left of Britain's social contract.
>>79329601On a Saturday night people will be in their friendship groups and will think the latter, yeah. During daylight hours you often find people in pubs drinking alone who you can chat to though.
The wizza only just went and arrived de lids.What an experience x
In the UK you have to spend a hundred quid and wait ten weeks for a passport.Yet if you want a pizza at any time of day or night an albanian riding a moped being paid slave wages will drop it off at your doorstep in 30 mins.
>>79329664You also don't need a countersignature for a pizza.
>>79329664Not to mention it's so cheap that the chronically unemployed and welfare-dependent can afford several each week! Very economy!
>>79329621if i was out with my mates and a lad came over for a chat id welcome itshame others dont feel the same
Kemi's taxes paid for this wizza.Cheers Kemi and cheers to all Tory paypig retards x
>>79329664a pizza wont get you through airport security though, swings and roundabouts, innit
Good countries to emigrate to?
This you, wagies?What you gonna do about it, huh?
Her diet is mostly fast food and chocolate drinks. Probably a very fussy eater.
Tory paypigs celebrating a black Kween taking over their party corr that will show Labour.Labour r real raycists in life x
>>79329727Bet it gives her pussy and anus a nice musty smell.
Muh colourblind meritocracy
>tfw im the only one who voted for r trump in the strawpollfeelsbadman
>>79329621This is an incel post.I regularly go to the pub garden alone fri-sat and if you dress well and aren't hunched over like a misog singles and groups alike will talk to you and ask for a lighter, instant segway to small talk.In the garden there isn't much room to stand and smoke/vape if you aren't already sat down, it's a great place to be for random conversation and I have literally been training my charisma stat this way.
>>79329700Shes not kind to us autistics.
>>79329757She must struggle on the bog I reckon.
>>79329781Cooorrr, would love to give her a hand you know, really get my fingers up in there and dig it out for her. Reckon it would be like one of those fatbergs you see in sewers, just pry it out and the rest would flow like freshly melted snow all down my hand and arm and would be a lovely treat to enjoy with the scents and sounds of her remaining toilet session.
I would just like to remind you lads that it is in fact NOT illegal to eat goyslop for three days, collect your rancid faeces, funnel those faeces into plastic bags, vacuum seal the packets and then mail those shitbags to Mark Edwards in Wareham.
>>79329777She's married to some Jewish bloke. Can't have a sniff of power without (((their))) approval after all. The optics of a """"right-wing"""" Black Nigerian Thatcher ruling Britain must have the civnats creaming their pants.Sunak was bad enough but this is just pathetic. Rather have another decade of that cuck Starmer than ever be ruled over by a Nigerian woman pretending to be British.
>>79329777haven't read the full report which wasn't even her, but a thing she signed off on, controversy seems to hinge on the idea that an autism diagnosis grants>economic advantages and protectionsand autistic journos are saying 'welp, news to me!!!'of course it fucking does, and you're the high-functioning ones.
Do you think women get post-rape clarity?
>>79329809Lad that's fucking so disgusting and incredibly unhygienic. Definitely not into scat me.
>>79329819I reckon maliciously sending someone your shit very much is illegal, lad.
>>79329830depends. they do fantasise about rape but it has to be a man they find very attractive.
>>79329820If Kemi has British citizenship then she's British, simple asDid you object to Boris Johnson who was of course born in the USA and had American citizenship? He eventually renounced his American citizenship but he kept it for most of his life.
Kemi will send them boats back. She the new Thatcher.
>>79329853She's a wealthy fake British woggette. She lived abroad most of her childhood and is incredibly privileged. Fuck her and her toothless mong face.
>>79329830like what?>was a mistake, that. being raped.
It's incredible that mongs like Helper are allowed to vote.
>>79329853>If Kemi has British citizenship then she's British, simple asI could get a French or Japanese passport but it doesn't make me French or Japanese. It's just a piece of paper. It's about blood and she doesn't have a drop of British blood in her.
>>79329773what do you say to them though? what if they ask why you're alone?
The CONSERVATIVE party lmfaoWhat are they conserving again?
>>79329880I don't say anything to them. I just grunt like I'm a mute and smile at them. Sometimes I'll whip out my Yugioh Cards and do a magic trick.
sad lonely bitchless autist who needs his british blood to feel wuper wecial
>>79329765I don't care about murrican bolitics. It's all the same, just bullshit to keep the masses under control.
>>79329895I'll conserve my cock down your gullet you zesty little hippo.
You neets should get a job in retail and maybe you'll get along with a girl more in your league.
>>79329853>Did you object to Boris Johnsonyeah, every day
>>79329941Cheeky Clifford bastid watching her wank in the corner. Big and red indeed.
I might be a lowly NEET abanonded and ignored by the establishment but I'm more British than Kemi or RIshi ever will be.Simple as x
>what what old sport? a british 'raj'? why never! i happen to a spiffing god-save-the-queen sunderland man, and i won't be having any of this 'ethnic' carry on!
>>79329903God i wish I kept all my yu gi oh cards. Really been into it lately but my autism wont allow me to buy the 25th anniversary stuff. It has to be original cards or nothing.
>Only me and HHL voting Trump in the pollThey against us in life x
>>79329942Boris Johnson was a fat overly educated cunt who did nothing to stop mass immigration. Him and Dave Cameron did fuck all to stop the decline.
>>79329956I had a lot of cards I know are worth money but at some point when I moved they got misplaced or lost and I'm livid.
>>79329958Based Alizeelid. My oldest and greatest ally x
>>79329958That anon said only he voted for trump.You're chatting shit again lad.
>>79329946Got some funkos too to watch her pop her wop.
>>79329968Had 2 of these I had the kaiba deck and so did my brother. My brother lost interest in yu gi oh and gave me his cards. Had tons of others too.
>>79329941just realised i knew a girl with this exact same look.but she turned out to have ADHD, not autism.
Going to watch the robbing Royal scoundrel bastards, now, I forgot it was on ch4, good job there's a +1
>If Kemi has British citizenship then she's British, simple as
>>79329566Even Greenland has a tiny rainforest. Covering about a square mile or something.
>>79329880>"I have a free night and I fancied a drink, how is your night going?">cut to them talking about whatever bullshit while you do nothing, just sit and listen.It's not illegal to be alone in a social space.
Just because a dog has a passport that says it was born in a barn, doesn't make it an orse.
biggest desert in the world? might surprise you, this, but it's actually the Sahara. has the most sand.
>>79330014Careful helper. Dont get banned before the election. I got a 3 day a little while ago.
>>79329895Thought he was wearing the Burger King hat then
Britain should be led by British men, not Nigerian women.Britishness is not a idea. We are a nation and an ethnic group despite what the anti-white media says.
>>79329874I mean, I agree that voting should be abolished generally, but HHL is far more informed and intelligent than the average voter.
my dog has an Equine Recognition Certificate so you back the fuck off
Sweating my back off now. Need 2nd shower later. Least I made jt back. Empty house tonight. Didnt want 2 go out bt need some things nd postie fucked up my vapes 2day so it had to be done. Its fuckjng mental. Bt I can get comfy now. Need 2 have a proper lie down for a bit tho. I got steak pie 2 treat myself for ordeal. Nd I needed juice got irn bru nd got lemonade. So im doing alright there now. Need a lie down tho. Play my Switch for a bit nd stick pie n the oven. The ordeal is over until the next time it starts all over again.the nxt time IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN!>>79329407Headphones was on bt what happened was the neighbour was right there when I stepped outside nd the dissonance between noise in my headphones nd him saying something bt I couldnt hear it set me off more. U know what I mean when you get pulled between 1 nd the other. Hes actually a lovely guy bt Id already hyped myself up for going out nd tunes blasting didnt expect 2 see him there when its pitch black out. All good tho.>>79329457Thansk mate >>79329416Not funny. Nearly did.
Corr can't finish that wizza, think I'll put away the rest for later. Feel stuffed now.YWSICL x
A man can chop his cock off and grow a pair of tits but that doesn't make him a woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzfofN8F7W0
>>79330051That just proves he can pick a horse out of a lineup.
>>79329875If you had French citizenship then yes you'd be French.>It's about bloodIn which case Nigel Farage isn't British because his ancestors are originally French and German, so by blood he isn't British.All of us are ultimately descended from humans who lived outside of the UK.
Couldn't go to the gym me. Just seeing all them fit girls often with their boyfriends would do me in. No amount of gym will get me a relationship.
>>79330107Careful lid, you might trigger our resident tranny.
>All of us are ultimately descended from humans who lived outside of the UK.
>>79330188We're aliens that were bread with pigs.We not of this planet.Out of all the creatures on this planet, we don't really fit in.
>We're aliens that were bread with pigs.
>>79330188Lauren wouldn't support a racist like you. No girl would. You'll never have sex.
>>79330222Saner than you melty melter lad.
>Lauren wouldn't support a racist like you. No girl would. You'll never have sex.Lauren? Who the fuck is Lauren.
People keep leaving wops discord server. Its not fair.
>>79330179To whom does that refer?>>79330188We literally are though. How do you define British blood? Even white Brits are a mix of Celts, Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Danes, etc, so where do you draw the line?
>>79330179You only pipe up when she isn't her you spineless cunt
>>79330283>To whom does that refer?The Scottish trannard from the town of Arbroath who went to fight in Syria
>You only pipe up when she isn't her>sheIt's a male though.
His freezer is connected to a lock which will only open once the price of Ethereum reaches $5,000
>>79330310just when you think there are no real characters in britfeel anymore, and someone casually mentions the scottish tranny who went to fight in syria
Arbroathy will not like these posts
>>79330279She probably never engages well with her simps. I've seen some ask her questions and she has taken it the wrong way. She also doesn't care about anything before PS2 which has probably upset some.
>>79329860>is incredibly privilegedAll Black people in western countries are by definition "oppressed" and therefore cannot by definition be "privileged".This appplies to people such as Kemi and Kwasi Kwarteng (OE) who would be considered privileged if they had been white.
Cba to go shoppingtons now. Just garn finish off me wuds and keep it womfy. Might grind some BO6 zombies with me mate, just garn neck these remaining wuds first.
Scottish lass getting married soon I reckon. The white dress, the rings... it's all those subtle hints that indicate she's about to get engaged.
>>79330349It just days to election now, happenings incoming either way x Got a promotion recently to manager and now have 120 wagies beneath me. I'll make sure never to send a non-white wagie to Sunderland ever again. Cheers x
>>79330297he was having a go directly at her yesterday or the day beforei was there, i suspect you were too
>>79330328>Kwasi KwartengLiz Truss was defo shagging that wigger
Good breadingon thisLuv me forests
sorry to see the feel street cafe has closed down after gary weats gave it a zero rating and it didnt get greeno greens light. sad!
It all fun and games x
>>79330325See, nothing but a shit stirrer. And you'd like to stir theirms shit, oh aye.
Hurtgen forest battle was exactly 80 years agoI still cop heavy feels every time i think about all the germanic and anglo-saxon germanic young men who died in this senseless slaughterI hate ((them)) so much bros
The niggas of the thread are vocal tonight.
>>79329528Luckily I live near somewhere that looks just like this. I went for a long walk there just last weekend. So beautiful.
Off to Japan with the gf lads, what do you recommend I we do there? managed to get 190Yen to the pound
>>79330485go in a smoking cafe lid, have a nice smoke inside, can hardly do that anywhere now
>>79330465Yeah quite happy to rile up the Scottish trannard
>>79330422Based alizeelid. Make sure to always give the non-whites the shit jobs. Make life easier for White workers as much as possible.
((They)) are are misfortune. Are they not
>>79330494You want to do something up them, I personally think spaff, you'd love to spaff up them.
>>79330496you loved THAT video
>>79330489Sadly I'm not a smoker. I noticed when booking hotels that there's always a cheaper smoking option for the rooms. I've booked mostly non smoking ones but gambled on a smokers one for the price to see how it is
>>79330496Got to be careful lad, some whites are traitors, but yeah, I've got my eye on a few based lads and they can have the cream.
This Alezee poster is going to murder someone eventually, or at the very least sexually assault them.
>>79330580no doubt, severely mentally unhinged.
>>79330580Why would I sexually assault someone? Murder is also extremely unlikely
>>79330605How am I unhinged?
I would never assault anyone without their consent.
>>79330614Either genetics or bullying, that's what I suspect made you unhinged.
>having to question sexual assault>yet murder is considerable, just improbable (maybe given exacting circumstances, but then wouldn't ANYONE......)yeah he's gonna rape someone some day.
>>79330608>Why would I sexually assault someone? Murder is also extremely unlikely>>79330614>>79330605This is who we're posting with lad, sad times. What are the non murderers up to tonight?
30 year weve been married..U get less for murder! XD
check me out, shit stirring and shit, it's quite fun this.
Not ever getting sex? Not ever going to work. Why would I want to contribute to a normie society?
>>79330635Bizarre conclusion>>79330628What about me is unhinged
>>79330580Never read the thread or seen this b4 I posted that Not even a convincing fake sync, ur not clever nd I know what ur doing. Laugh it up while you can.
Checking out that new Wortnite battle pass me.It new weason x
>>79330636I'm watching normal TV, it's crap, well the robbing royal scoundrels thing on ch4 was good. Also dog watching for muh mum.What about you?
>posting in a thread with a future rapist/murdererMad one tonight lads
>>79330662Nothing, I'm just shit stirring, I thought you would have got that, as you yourself are a shit stirrer.Not a master of the craft, are ya.
>>79330637this is where i think Julie Bindel is seriously deranged. don't get me wrong she's had a grim life, and you can agree or disagree with the loftier feminism 'grr men' type stuff. but her Justice For Women charity is all about defending women who have killed men who 'deserved' it.there's 100% a place for criminal defence solicitors, and they can/should specialise, but this is the LAST case where these people should be the defence in any professional capacity. that Venn diagram ought to be two separate circles.
>>79330667why aren't you playing proper British games made by Britons? like Lemmings.
>>79330719Not him but, also worms.
>>79330667Why have you got it in for Arbroathy poster lass
>>79330705I don't shit stir in so far as make up spurious accusations to provoke someone into defending themselves
>>79330738Got to stir that shit whichever way one can. The purpose is the same, to illicit a response.
>>79330681Drinking after playing through the new Life Is Strange. That and winding up spammers. What dog you looking after?
Got three wuds left might as well finish them off classic HHL style. Glad I didn't go t' shop for more wooze now. Need to keep meself reet for tomorrow.
>>79330731UK made true kino in the 90s 00s desu. Rip rareware
>>79330157You do a great impression of a British shitlib retard (but I repeat myself) Love how you pretend that ethnicity is nothing but a stamp on a form by the government. Keep up the good work.
>>79330801Bugging me how its not cropped. Had to fix it.
>>79330784Mum has a miniature poodle.
Is macroplastics bad to eat too or just the wee ones ?
>>79330823Based b poster.
I have also called arbroathy a shit stirrer as well.Really I should shut teh fuck up, as they both slag each other off equally.Might stfu, for a laugh, yeah I'll do that.
>>79330812Glad I could make a moron like you seethe
There is a good chance I'm unhinged, desu.
3rd (third) cum of the dayReally really not good (but also lush)
Little welpsters short and stout
Almost a full house of resident retards tonight de lids
>xxxhe's not on the moonshine, that means he's on the porno. 'NNN' my foot!
Arby didn't say anything that wasn't true did she
i am speaking MY truth. and in my truth, people are whatever genders i damn well say they are.
Me and Helper have run Arbroathy out of the thread
i go against going against the grain. 'we were always at war with Oceania!' and you happen to think you know better? well i'm killing TWO of those Oceanic fucks, just because of you.
>>79330933>Me and Helper have run Arbroathy out of the threadbig men lol
>>79330943That description includes Arbroathy himself
>>79330943whatever you think of Arbroathy and transgender people you can't deny she was assigned male at birth, with all the physiology and hormones that biologically involves, and made active decisions that altered her ability to physically and emotionally defend herself.you can't spin this round and pretend it's the soft lads who are 'actually the soft ones'. if anything those should be the people she has the easiest time against!
>>79330911wee lad couldn't handle three x moonshine anyway, most lads here dring five x at a minimum
Grown man. Claims to be a nationalist. Prances around the syrian desert in a frock
If someone comes back to the thread then they haven't been ran out. Fucking mongs.
>>79330993Where's Arbroathy now?
>>79331003Don't know lad and don't want to know I'm not as invested in other posters like you
why are the far-right types all into cocaine, anyway?(nothing against cocaine)
>>79331033>why are the far-right types all into cocaine, anyway?Never touched it in my life
>>79331045it's pretty good, can see why people get into it.don't see why people get into all this race stuff. it's so specific. more important stuff to get riled up about in my opinion.
>>79330850Corr the amount of bennies we would have if Corbyn got elected. Whatever we have now? Tripled.
I stand with arby and crosslad
>>79331075we'd have been nuked by Israel now. we would have stopped appeasement if he was in charge.
Phwoaaaar had to call it a day on the wooze feel too bloated to drink anymore.
>>79331050>don't see why people get into all this race stuff. it's so specific. more important stuff to get riled up about in my opinion.You're low IQ lad, don't worry about it, you let the intellectuals discuss complex matters and you just focus on your mundane drivel
>>79331118The audacity of these old bags to walk outside dressed like that
>>79331122i do exactly this. i don't think i, or anyone like me, should be in any position to influence anything.but i CAN spout drivel. nobody's taking that away from me. and if they did, i'd stop.
Having a wee teaStill got residual nerves frm earlier. Steak pie was lovely. Mahbe shower will do the trick. Shower nd get stuck into these vapes watch telly. I had more plans for today bt it turned into a mental health day again.>>79331082Love my east coast sister
>>79331137dressed like what? in dresses?
English chads, Souf and Norf FC (Me and Helper) vs Scotish mongs
i thought your postie was withholding your vapes (for your own good)are you being a sneaky sausage?
>>79329664I often think about how difficult it would be to leave Britain without a passport like via Ireland or something
they're talking shit about us on /brit/ again>>>/int/204124784>>>/int/204124821
Sleep time. On your own in this world.
>>79331194i think that anon has put in the lurking and arrived at a perfectly reasonable and correct conclusion.
Rebirth due on the 14th. Watch this space.
>>79331194Isn't really talking shit if he's 100% correct though is it
Loving the dreamcore vibes of this Fortnite map. Very womfy indeed.
>>79331178Not into internet drama nd ur attempts at starting it, just love my east coast sister. Simple as.
>>79331232you say this and i would agree, but i just replied to that /int/ thread.fuck me that thread moves fast. here i take the time to absorb any and all posts. i don't see how that's even possible there.
>>79331232>Not into internet dramaYou having a fucking laugh lad?
>>79331194More than likely posted by yourself. You're too obvious, faggot.
>>79331194Shite normalfag thread for deanos nd foreigners
Arbs never said an untruth and all HHL can do is attack her gender. SAD!
i'm not sexist, i think all genders are equal.but if i WAS going to attack one gender (not saying i would, but if i was) it'd be hers.
>>79331232By sister you mean brother, he's a bloke in a dress
>>79331162You need to take it easy crosslid. Never mind a mental health day, have a mental health month or even a mental health year if needed. We NEETs need to take care of our mental health in life x
they're going on about epilepsy. how do i know if i had epilepsy? i thought i wouldn't just know if i had haemorrhoids yesterday, some anon put me right (i would know), would i know if i had epilepsy? should i 'test' it in a safe environment, or never even chance it?
Grown man. Spunked in a freezer. Can't open it until Etherum rises
Drinking some water now. I'll just leave those odd wuds left in the fridge for tomorrow.
to unlock the sperm fridge, you must increase the price of fake internet coins.
>>79331308A little bit of coke is nothing compared to what that abomination is sticking on his body lad
>>79331343does she have a long neck?
>>79331194Howling that normies think 30 posts is a lot also>>79331308Thx helper lad it's been a shit year desu hope nxt year is bit better for all of us
Too anxious to go to the shops (does so every day though somehow).
>>79331379their posts are so low content it's odd they would even be grading on a scale like that. obviously i'm biased and i DO feel a need to defend this thread's honour, but still.just look at the post after yours. it's thought-provoking and there's no simple answer. i'm in the opposite boat where i do feel too anxious to go to the shops so i don't. and i'll be thinking about the very CONCEPT one anon posted in one post lasting a single line, for weeks on end. that's 1/209 of the thread up to that point.
NEETs have taken a heavy blow this yr between no cozzie livs payments nd wca change rumours. It cruel what they're doing. Like its illegal to be neet is what theyr saying.
>>79331420the ironic thing is if it was illegal, what would they do? can't fine us, we have no money - it would go straight from their coffers back to their coffers.can't put is in prison, that's a finite resource. need to free up prison spaces. revolving door for crimeNEETs.
actually i like that Belgian anon. lad knows what he's doing.
I wonder what sorts of things Ruth will be getting up to tonight
*pick up d*llycel bait**go outside nd place in recycle bin* U get a lump of coal for Christmas if u dint buck up your ideas young man
can i still put plastic bottles in the recycling if they have the caps on?i can't, can i?
Lucky lads will be spaffing in tuppences tonight, oh how I wish I was not genetic sludge
>>79331465What does HHLs anus taste like
Trumps odds collapsing, now just slightly ahead
Olukemi Olucunto
What happened 2 posh poster lad. Y he went really FUCKING quiet since then. Have u had time to form an answer? U said 3 for 150 is a posh boy price. I said IS helper lad posh then. Cause I dint do cocaine do I I got those numbers from helper lad. So whats the script. Y u suddenly shut up the 1 time I didnt want you to. WELL.
kicking my ket habit won't restore my bladder
>>79331503Probably like rancid goyslop
>>79331529this got more complex the next day when HHL said it was actually 2 for 100 or something, arguably that's the same (50/unit) but inarguably it's not the samethere's some yearly drugs-prices list from the drugs-boffins, and they discriminate (uniquely) between pure cocaine and impure cocaine, suspect that's where this anon was coming from
Thought u had a belter jumped the gun nd shot urself with it. It Shakespearean.
>>79331564always take what you SHOULD post, then add 50% more. little writing pro tip. to improve your writing.
Kemi's husband looks like a fudge packer
>>79331599surely he's some Tory guy of reasonable status who was at a decent place in his life.why did he marry her? what's going on there?
if he's actually old-school homosexual and it's a 'beard' thing, fair enough.
Glegle is brat
peng is poggers. it be like that? it do, bae.
>>79331297A dinnae ken wits underneath her troosers. Its no ma business. Life different on the east coast ken every day a school day ken
>Are you supposed to make eye contact with people when you walk past them in the street or not? Not stare like but just eye contactokay that's a good one too.some thoughtful people in that thread.
do the coasts of Scotland have rival gangs/competing rap music like in the United States?
>>79331573Is this sarcasm I dont know wht kt means bt I sense an attack
>>79331680The coastal rap war died down after 4pack nd big wee man were tragically killed in the 90s it sad
>>79331686nah, thought you were having a go at me for the verbosity of my posts with that comment, saying i'd written something clever then gone too far.no worries if that wasn't intended, can still have a laugh with the idea. even if it's now of my own invention: i support the 'death of the author' movement and have ever since Turning Japanese by The Vapours.
Have some old Snoop Dogg DVDs that are basically porn so I keep them next to my small collection of Tori Black DVDs.
>>79331680They call that part of Scotland between Aberdeen and Dundee the 'trannard coast'
he is a good-looking bloke i'd watch porn of him honestly
there's a town in Worcestershire called Reddit
Might crash out and watch some YouTubes in beddingtons soon.
>>79331752He doesn't do the porn he raps and other people do porn in the background.
>>79331711No i was referring 2 this anon >>79331529I wouldnt just randomly attack u lower case ket poster lad even tho yday I had the intuition that U had turned on me bt even then am used 2 being betrayed I wouldnt retaliate I just be sad in private
Corr think about all the people doing their wollocks in right now. Rather them than me.
Certain ppl will turn classic Judas style. Bt I don't hold it against them. I provly deserve it.
>>79331853Need dvdlad wollocks update
>>79331831thanks mate. might disagree with you from time to time but please don't ever see it as any kind of attack.you're having a rough one today but it'll pass don't worry.
Sometimes when I'm all tucked up in beddingtons, nice and cozy and all, I like to think about all the normies out there putting wokey up their noses and making terrible decisions they'll regret the next day. Makes me feel even womfier while in the safety of my beddingtons.
>>79331870I got too drunk and made a tit of myself/had to be put to bed. Had The Fear all day and monged out in bed.
>>79330014>>79330043Its pretty gay,like, i see twitter reposts where ppl use "n" word "k" word all words like U have an easier time saying that on twitter than 4chan??? Its sad I want to express myself,so even if I just like the word,am not calling n words n words. Bt I want 2 say "cosmic kitty is a fat n word" but then banned when it's nothing to do with race. Like u can say short form, Nutella, its acceptable then change ending its A SERIOUS PROBLEM when it's Nuteller even tho literally every1 knows the word nd says most of jt in their head when they read nutella. Tl;Dr Nuteller am not reading that shit!<is what I want to say e.g. bt am not allowed? Bt what does it have to do with race?Nd where is my free speech?it's honestly pathetic desu that we have this le magic nono word that grown fuckknf adults have seizures when they hear it like get a grip. It's little things like that as an autistic when I remember oh yeah u as an adult, as a neurotypical, you're not actually that mature as I tend to assume, like honestly grow up over a word. Neway most of the time if it's 4chan I just post it nd dont get ban 8/10 times bt it annoy me having to worry ahoit it. Thx. Just my opinion.
>>79331936I like to open the windows and get womfy under a nice toasty blanket. Sometimes hear people coming past at night after a night out pissed arguing which can be entertaining.Also, and I know this is deranged, but if I fart under the blankets I kind of enjoy huffing it.
>>79331976Love your little rants you retard.
Absolutely nothing stopping anyone going into Tesco, sticking a loose banana up your arse and putting it back in the pile. This is the risk you take.
Sry bht I am a fan of the word, the magical N that is. I dont hate anyone it just sound funny.
As the sun sets on Sunderland little Welper all tucked up in beddingtons. Wagies scuttling around working hard to pay for his lifestyle. He really has got it made, the chief womfmaster, if you will
>>79332025I have this thing called autisic power words. Its a word that makes me happy that I say in my head. The N word is one of them. Youre the first person I have told about autisic power words.
Chinks literally living in ant colonies.https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/aDfznOGJ1T
Britfeel is a private little cozy lounge we should be allowed 2 say it. I say it in the house I say it 2 the cat I change the nutella in rap songs to nuteller when I rippy rap the lyrics in my head cus it make me laff I guess thsts a crime 2 find some amusement in life I guess it not allowed ok then desu
>>79331977> I fart under the blankets I kind of enjoy huffing it.dont worry we all do it. had some real smelly ones today. a pungent aroma of rotten eggs and cheese
BritNormie and Crosslads poos floating side by side down the sewers beneath the streets of Glasgow
>>79332052If I was black I wouldnt give a fuck about the word. If you say it in front of blacks they go crazy about it. Their entire lives are defined by that one word. A permanent chip on their shoulders. Sad. Like the one ring. From the Lord of the rings. One word to rule them all. One word to bind them all.
I called a kid in school the n word to his face once. He didn't even have the balls to fight me. Little bitch.
The moneylenders whacked the baby of Charles Lindbergh since he advocated for peace with Germany from early on. Mind-boggling how evil ((they)) are, is it not
General Patton (PBUH) was also whacked shortly after the war ((they)) instigated for openly calling ((them)) out on their demonic shenanigans
>>79332044Thats a cool idea lad is the other words more normal words usually? I have certain words I cant say irl in front of ppl cus they feel too sexual bt theyre completely commonplace words that you hear every day. It was only last few years I started using them online. Cant say em rn. Nd it makes me cringe when I hear them in irl on the news etc which is a lot genuinely totally common words. Dunno what started that >>79332074Grim post lad but true as well to be fair
>>79332120Oh theres tons of words. Mainly slurs lol.
I started saying it lush irl since watching SSM. Also likeasay after watching BigManLee.
Should probably keep it to myself. Theres a reason why I havent told anyone. Dont want my sully my image here. Done it in the past in online communitys
>>79332026Based and womfpilled. Can't wait to shitpost in beddingtons on me new laptop.
Allied xisters, our response??
>>79332196this looks like some sort of title card before the level beginsspooky
Id thoght bn was in a mood with me bc of the li*my wife stuff even tho i only queried about the situation nd OK ask if any infedility involved bt respectful nxt thing lower case ketamine sniffer lad starts going on about how she got gangbanged by 15 gypsies nd livestreamed it on her own twitch channel which got more subscribers nd donos in 1 day than his which she deleted the channel bt u can confirm on wayback machine if it starts working again that it was real, I did verify that day the archive was working that day its not just now nd I forgot screenie, bt remind me. Neway all bc of this guy on drugs I became guilty by association bt I think we patched it up nxt day. I would guess he celebrating fitbaw result right now.thx
>>79332166Thats sensible b-SEAL poster lad jst do what make you comfortable. Thx
>>79332248Still talking about that limmy thing lol. I remember him telling a story that he felt suicidal after his alleged son was born. Very strange to feel like that. Wouldnt you think your son being born would be a happy time in your life?
I was a big fan of limmy back in the day. I just stopped watching his twitch after the same jokes and same routines. The home made show was shite. His vines were funny thats it. What makes me laugh is how bitter and insecure he is. One little comment rattles his cage and thats it. Mong out time.
Need to use hot glue to fix this chink-manufactured model i finkFucking stand broke right off for no raisin during assembly, didn't even put pressure on itQuite confounding, this
Decapitated human head been found in the street in Edinburgh and you lot are just fannying on oblivious
>>79332333God I really wish that was me.
>>79332333Wonder if it's full of cum.
>>79332333like lego star wars
>>79332333That is actually mental trips poster lad youre right. thx for interesting news. Any theories?
>>79332368Limmy decapitating one of his wifes breeding bulls
>>79332368>Any theories?Wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be bollocks but there's also a clip on twitter of a lad picking it up thinking it's a halloween prop lol
>>79332297>The home made show was shite. True desu. I jusr watch archive streams of games I like desu. Couldn't be arsed actually having a twitch account ne following it all like that.
>>79332388Just seen it. Fucking howling. Imagine finding a decapitated head on a night out with the lads.
Pretty strange that it was confirmed last thread that harold shipman poster lad has murderous fantasies nxt thing this happens
https://youtu.be/gL5CrxblRDg love this 1
>>79332420Sad thinking that the unsaved are going to be thrown into the lake of fire when they die upon the second death. Including limmy. Wouldnt wish it upon him though. But who am I to say whos name is written in the book of life.
>>79332388Fking hell thats grim
>>79332445Maybe he change his mind someday, needs prayer Is he atheist, i never heard him talk about it i fink
Going to bed. Goodnight everyone. Heres hoping tomorrow is a better day.
Some of that stuff he said is definitelt blasphemous bt on a human level,The idea of saying U weren't there which has a double meaning. Physically didn't witness it spiritually didnt feel presence. Its quite touching as an honest statement of what many ppl feel. I find it touching on a level where ppl don't want to admit they feel certain things. I suspect if you are somebody that even thinks about it enough to even have that kind of idea even if its negative then U maybe more on the path than someone that's just totally indifferent nd dont care either way.Maybe am talking shite tho.
>>79332528Wee Luce. Night night SEAL Team B poster lad
Off to beddingtonbergs meself now. Not a bad start to the new Wortnite season, no wins yet but ranked up a fair few times.
I deserve an asian princess in my life.
>>79332596Night night helper poster lad well done on not overdoing the booze x no hangover 2moz
>*Drives germanic men crazy*How do they do it
>>79332606Meant this 1I go play my switch now. Not that sleepy
Backpacker ben insisting on dragging his slavic prozzie whore even all the way to chyna lol, not even going to watch that tripeShe probably fucks arabs behind his back also
Been up for 15ish or so now i finkMight call it for now
Phwoar up already to catch a 6am flightberg
first night in my flat lads, never lived alone before, bretty lonely desu
Could I drink alcohol nd stay spiritually safe? Its definitely the demon drink 4 me. It opens up v strange things to get inside me. I feel it when its happening nd taking over. Bt thats also because I binge drink,,,until it gets 2 that stage its usually quite normal nd on the other side of the coin it gives me positive feelings like gratitude nd love. A lot of the time it switches back to that again after i purge the bad stuff(on here sometime). Could I drink just moderately nd avoid those demons I wondered. Or do I need to cut it out altogether. It affects me long term tho desu, since I relapse on booze in June I became a different person in some way nd like am not in control of my thoughts nd feelings anymore. Nd the way I treat ppl nd present myself like ivr been selfish nd aggressive this year it not good. Irrational nd inconsiderate nd honestly I feel low IQ this year too,ive never been rhe most clever guy as far as IQ overall intelligence a lot of ppl mog me, if im just being honest ppl seem to just know more, better at maths, I struggle with maths. Bt this year it took a massive dive even worse. Its like low intelligence not answering trivial pursuit questions intelligence more like "sense" know what i mean, the amount of things ive done this year nd later think why the FUCK did i do that. Regretting stuff i said nd behaved like.Im sad if I can't just have a little drink now nd again but it might be the truth. I honestly dont know.
Spooky Halloween horrors in Edinburgh tonight
>>79331964Am sorry I missed posts cus I was on mad posting 1 am sorry 2 hear this pal I know the feeling. Hopefully wasn't as bad as u think once the hangover wear off. We all make mistakes. Lkke not drinking water etc.lol.Peace dvdlad. Hope u better soon >>79331887Thank u pal I appreciate it
>>79332928Fu*king hell man thats the vid then. How did it even end up there. Someone dump it. Surely be on cctv. Thats ghoulish man so it is.
>>79332928>>79332950whats going on here lads?
>>79332950I seen some comments saying someone was ran over by a coach and the head sorta popped up off :s possible suicide too..Sad>>79332955Lad picked up a real head thinking it was a prop
>>79333007phwoar imagine being BTFO'd to death, decapitated then some drunk little bellend teabags your head and millions of incels on the internet see it happen
I got u lemonade . San pelly Tendies will b ready in 30 minI got bbq sauce
Grown man. Plays super mario odyssey on saturday night. Changes mario into the wee santa outfit cus it November. Yes sir I can boogie
>Speak English you Iittle cretin
https://youtu.be/UKE3Zz55oQA
Dnt like this thing of mum getting another c19 vax with flu vax. V suspicious about what theyre up to with this scheme.
hahaLe Bradley post :)haha look it bradley it man off TV haha look he funny lol it funny face haha so random xDDDDDDDDD
Synchronicity prison planet cuddles Synchronicity prison planet cuddles Synchronicity prison planet cuddles I go 2 HEAVENI go 2 HELL I go 2 HEAVENI go 2 HELL
I go bedPeace haleylad, lower case wonkylad anonDVD poster lad. Peace de lads Peace de arby poster lass Hail Hail brit normal ladNd specially thanks to (You)......its a game.....only works when (You) play............U know exactly who you are......lets play again some day............I look forward 2it:)Night night
Wanna get on some night walks again in the cold, dark nights. This time I record everything and post footage online I think.
Thought on the new nonce ad here?
Doing a poo on Sunday morning
ill probably do a wank in the next hour or so
doing that wank now
done that wank
SEASIDE SUNDUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/amEnPlrVXy0SEASIDE SUNDUPDATEHe having healthy breakfast of 4 custard tarts. It's just a snack but isn't that lush, lush?
Stretching out Chika's anus
SEASIDE SUNDUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/Nj6Rj5cWDDsSEASIDE SUNDUPDATEDWP check come back perfect, DVLA check come back perfect. It's all above board. He want to tell you and he needs to tell you. He's got full cleaar medical and licence for 12 month and he not in any trouble with DWP. They go through his bank statements, they not taking no action.All these people report him to DWP for years but DWP said everything fine. They not taking any action, everything all above board. TROLLSFUMING.They wasted all their time reporting SSM. They realise they waste so much time on him. He all above board so GET IN. He SMUG this morning and he eating SO GOOD.
FINANCE CHECK FINANCE CHECKhttps://youtu.be/SGQGixsg2OIFINANCE CHECK FINANCE CHECK
>>79332675Never saw her in the video
Feel like absolute shite de lads
Yet another article on sprogless wagieshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g7x5kl5l8o
>homo terminology of "breeders" to refer to straights>said people are not actually breeding anymoreBack when people actually reproduced there was probably some comfort in knowing that while oneself was not contributing to the future, most others were, so at least your civilisation would continue. But now that we aren't replacing ourselves, it feels bad to be part of the problem. Millions of marvelsoys and "dog moms" in our future. Society so "advanced" that it decides to stop replicating itself lel. What a joke. We are too stupid and degraded to even have morals anymore. And it so so sad.TLDR: Normies and straightoids start having kids now reeeee
>>79335070I have a sprog desu
Premium bonds: goneNew gadgets: on the wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pPttawSJfs
He needs a new monitor for his editing
Only gone and forgotten it was Sunday so the shops open later than normal haven't I? What am I like? Still, a couple minutes wait never hurt anyone eh.
>>79335274god what shit telly placement. Monitor in the way unless you sit on that side sofa and strain your neck. It not right. He need a new bigger flat. Preferably one right next to the sea.
>>79333948Morningy morning lad, I'm always asleep at that time. Usually my sleeping pattern reverses in winter, sleep through the day and wake during the night, but death month has kept it normalish.
Fingers smell of fanny
>>79335070Breeders isn't a gay term, I use it as somebody that doesn't have children or segz.Why do you lot do this? A glory hole isn't a gay thing either, you stole it from glass blowing.
>>79335425Are you some sort of idiotCalling normal couples who have kids "breeders" isn't something to be proud ofWhy would you want to take ownership of thisAnd it is clearly a gay term anyway. I bet you think it's normal to call people twinks too lmfao.
>>79335434No I am not an idiot. Did I say I was proud or that it's not a gay term? Twinks are gays, I don't call people twinks. Maybe would if I was speaking to a skinny gay, but also maybe not. Breeders clearly isn't a gay term, it just refers to somebody with children.
>Breeder is a pejorative term coined by gay peoplehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeder_(slang)
>>79335551Obviously. I'm beginning to get tired of the stupidity and ignorance here of absolutely anything and everything.
>>79335413Jermaine's fingers smell of Ruth's fanny
>>79335551I would breeder this british gay guy
>>79335557If I were to hear the term "breeder" or "breeders" I assume they are gay(s) using it. The average chantard is ignorant and arrogant so of course they think they know everything.
He needs 10 gadgets in life but he's only got 7: 2 boomboxes, 2 desktop computers, a macbook, an iphone and a camera
>>79335576Correct. Basic intuition tells us this. Site is filled with idiot basedlennials and xboomers these days.
miss when britfeel used to be produced by golden harvest desu lads. Lads knacking each other with big sticks, other lads driving motorcycles through glass windows, lads with daft names like rice pot, truly the salad days of britfeel
>>79335576You are speaking like you know everything.The issue with this site and the majority of posters here, is the superiority complex. As proven by you 2 faggots.>>79335584Hello other faggot.
>>79335565Chika's breath smells of cum
Bit of a cryptic video from SSMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGhdf0zCUQ
Washing machine isn't unlocking the door. Two days now if restarting, putting it through different cycles etc. and still nothing. Starting to get anxious now.
This one should get you mongs into the sprog routine kek lol scream howl >Dating is fruitless so I've frozen my eggshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g7x5kl5l8o
Chika dolly is trending
>>79335624>Chika dolly is trendingfascinating
>>79335615Smash it with a hammer de lod
Looking at old pictures of Ruth atm. He was such a happy girl before Ruthmong started stalking her.
SSM should hire a video editor
YouTube dollies are trending
No wifi and no one to sing karaoke withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIyfTYB4iqc
>>79335615Online it says to spin/drain, but I assume you've had a look online yourself. Saw something that said some washing machines have an emergency door release button/tab somewhere.
>>79335657>I assume you've had a look online yourself.No I come right to 4chan hoping someone would tell me how to fix it.
>>79335654he would have been a sysadmin if not for TMAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL-iW2gNmyQ'Dave' is obviously working for the police.
I regret finding this site years ago, I'm not one of you, I'm not a normie, it would have been better being alone sat in my room, instead of alone on a website where I shouldn't be.
When will they find a cure for TMAU
>>79335717sorry to hear you have tmau alizee poster lad
I've stopped hoping and wishing for things. These last couple of weeks, I've got the opposite of what I wished for. God's will be done, I need to stop trying to interfere with that.
>>79334970Look at the expression on her face here
Getting a thighjob from Wops
Can you burn poo as fuel? Does it have to cure into sewage first? What happens if you poo in a fireplace?
>>79335792She's literally doing the grimmace face from the meme
>>79335806Can you do an experiment and find out for us?
>>79335780I wished I won the lottery and I did last night, but it wasnt the jackpot sadly
>>79334970>>79335792>a couple earn the same as someone working for a food bank charity
>>79335717Just need a splash of lynx Africa de lid after a mint original source shower
Cream of mushroom soup for lunch
>>79335819I'll get on it right way
>>79335792Girl looks like one of the chicken nugget mascots from McDonalds in the 90s.
Which one of yous was this?
>>79335856That looks like a guy desu
Just imagine being an undertaker, specifically the person who puts the dead bodies onto the private ambualnce, whilst wearing a suit doing it
Reckon the Ruthmong character is just a russian demoralisaton operation
SSM can fill a room up with fish smell within 5 minutes
>>79335921Depends on the size of the room, no?
Anyone doing anything interesting today? Just had breakfast / lunch myself. It was a fry up hence not eating it earlier.Finished the skirting and architrave thinking of playing dragons dogma 2. Started it Friday and seems fun enough.
>>79335930>no?Nope. Impressive huh
>>79335921Unless he's having a 'shit day'
>>79335936>Finished the skirting and architrave thinkingI need some skirting done but wouldn't know where to start[/spoiler] Where are you located, and are you interested in cash in hand work?[/spoiler]
>>79335949You fucked that spoiler up you stupid cunt
>>79335953It's been a rough and tiring week lad
"images of feelshire"a seethie sepratist blows up a feelshire hospital. thankfully most of the damage was done the maternity ward containing apulatto babies which saved a few lads blushes
>>79335949It's pretty simple to do desu. You just need a hand saw / mitre box and a pencil.Glue, hammer nails etc to fix it.Also in the middle of nowhere in Scotland so likely not lol
>>79335979>the middle of nowhere in ScotlandAlright Inverness lad
>>79335965You're still a stupid cunt
>eating food with preservatives inerrm, no thanks, I don't want cancer lol
>>79336011Do you cook everything from fresh lad?
>>79335965Just press ctrl s instead of typing it, unless you're phonefagging.
>>79335999Lovely little trips of truth de lad
>>79336016Yeah pretty much, get all my meat from my local butcher, produce from my local market and eggs/butter/milk etc. from a local dairy. Anything more specialised like spices or whatever I search for good quality suppliers online and make sure they don't include preservatives. Haven't even eaten a slice of bread that I didn't make myself in probably close to a decade. Not joking when I say the vast majority of modern food makes me disgusted.
>>79336043Post contents of fridge and food cupboards you wont
Always makes me laugh seeing ssm going on about the dangers of seed oils and micro plastics in his food.Yet he's not batting an eyelid at sinking 25 beers a week and eating kebab of his floor.
>He doesn't have a fleet of internationally renowned chefs come to him with freshly picked produce that day, and cook for him
>>79336063>Always makes me laugh seeing ssm going on about the dangers of seed oils and micro plastics in his food.>Yet he's not batting an eyelid at sinking 25 beers a week and eating kebab of his floor.fascinating
>>79336067Nether do you
>>79336063There's a lot of things I don't understand about SSM.
>>79336055I'm not at home lad. Some of us have lives to live.
>>79336081>I'm not at home ladProof?
HMV dispatched one of my Criterion Blu-rays today. A SUNDAY. Truly mind boggling behaviour.
>>79336090>HMV dispatched one of my Criterion Blu-rays today. A SUNDAY. Truly mind boggling behaviour.fascinating
even a base level helper can knock up a healthy meal from scratch which is somewhat ironic given what they eat
>>79336081Yet you're posting on here constantly?Weird.
>>79336017Fucking hell, I always thought this was a gimmick but you're right
>>79336098Constantly? How would you even begin to convince yourself of that? My post about preservatives was the first post I've made here in days.
>>79336117>My post about preservatives was the first post I've made here in days.
>>79336117You're here 16 hours a day, every single day
grown manbuying blu-rays to fill a hole in his lifesad
Shippy why aren't you on PIP
>>79336117Sorry, I thought I was replying to somebody else.Please don't let my stupidity put you off posting.
>>79336146We all need a hobby away from /britfeel/ lad
>>79336164How is buying Blu-rays a hobby?
>>79336168Whats your hobby then, big man?
>>79336176Posting on /britfeel/ for 16 hours a day
>>79336177>Posting on /britfeel/ for 16 hours a dayBased
>>79336176That doesn't answer my question. That's because buying useless Blu-rays and DVDs ISN'T a hobby.
>>79336189Maybe his hobby is watching films at home?
>>79336189Collecting things is a hobby, wether its post stamps or DVDs
>>79336197How is that a hobby? Do you know what a hobby is?
>>79336197Sounds like a pathetic hobby to me. A hobby for pathetic little losers.
>my hobby is watching telly
Sean's hobby is drinking
Shippys hobby is e-bullying a mentally ill Scottish trans lady
To be fair I'd say that DVDlad is into film more than your average man, he seems to collect a lot of old shit, I'd say that qualifies it as a hobby.
Shippy's hobby is getting handjobs from bored 50+ yr old nigerian women
>>79336218Collecting anything is a hobby. You could collect jars of your own shit.
>>79336200Falco subuteo.You utter seething faggot.>>79336201Projection lil seether. You're sad and angry, and take it out on others.
>>79336227Angry brown hands typed this post
>>79336152>Shippy why aren't you on PIPWhat disability do have I have that would qualify?
>>79336233I knew you were seething, but didn't know you were brown. Thanks for the honesty, benchod.
Image Iimit exceededNew thread>>79336245
>>79336212That Scottish trannard was quite happy to bully Syrians in Syria
>grown man>collects dvds>has small cock>has acne>is pajeet>will never be happy
>>79336241>What disability do have I have that would qualify?Low IQ
>>79335856damn she hella cute
Might wank but haven't seen anything boner worthy in a while
