Wholesome whitepilled edition (Cause 8 is my lucky number)Previous: >>79375650>Thread RulesYou just lost the gameIgnore foid bait>Thread Questions>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?>where would you take your crush for the first date?>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?Frequently Asked Questions>What is this thread for exactly?This is a place for men to talk about their lives, self-improvement and other topics.>As a woman can I post here?Just don't cause trouble or attention whore and you should be fine.>I'm a tranny, am I welcome?Go to >>>/lgbt//male/ OP pastebinhttps://rentry.co/male_gen
Explode moids with plastic explosives
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?just don't be a cunt, that's allpunishable by walking on a trail of legos>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?that's a really hard pick, i don't rank things like thatbut i should mention anons talking to me is very nice in itself and i very much appreciate that>where would you take your crush for the first date?depends on who she is, trulywe could go for a bike ride on the beachside, we could go hunting for a nice restaurant to eat, we could go to a tourist spot near here, it all depends>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?today when i texted mom earlieri always make sure to tell her i love her because i'm never sure when it'll be the last time>>79397463using the explosive material as fuel to melt the plastic in a furnace and feeding the molten plastic to femoid with a funnel>Captcha: SMH8H>shaking my head for 8 hours
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Kill all trannies>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?Ate my ass>where would you take your crush for the first date?The golf course>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?I don't love them
>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Behead those who insult flat chests.>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?A random person on the street walked up to me and gave me $100 to congratulate me for something that happened. Don't want to get too into the details but it was very sweet of them.>where would you take your crush for the first date?I'm awful at this kind of thing. I would probably go to a restaurant I know that overlooks the river and then we could go for a walk along the riverwalk afterwards. There's benches and stuff and it's quite cozy in the evenings.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?Not sure but I tell them it often.
>>79397443https://youtu.be/A_hX3t87OloWhere's the male?
>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Maybe something about humility or humbleness. Not enough people can take something not even intended as an insult.>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?i'm not sure. i value honestly a lot, so probably just being told the hard truth about something.>where would you take your crush for the first date?it depends on how well i know them already. if we're already good friends.. i'd like to cuddle. if not, a night walk through the park. its very nice now that its cooling down.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?probably like a week ago
Here's my personality matrix or whatever it's called.The summary said that I didn't have a type and either I agreed to too many questions or had multiple types. One thing that stands out to me is that I don't have any categories at 100% unlike the rest of the ones you guys posted.I guess I am a normie.>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Your word is binding. Liars must be stoned.>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?Yeah no people do not go out of their way for me. I get free stuff from the restaurants on my street sometimes because the staff recognize me so that's cool.>where would you take your crush for the first date?With prep time? Chez Panisse, Lazy Bear, or Osito.Before you call me a simp for spending that much on some foid I don't get a lot of opportunities to indulge my culinary autism because all my friends can't appreciate stuff like this so I will inflict it on a woman.Without prep time? Some small local places on my street we can just walk up to.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?2 years ago before I moved. I was lying.
>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?No internet access till 18.>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?I guess I got gifted a few Steam games.>where would you take your crush for the first date?Minigolf, arcade, escape room, dancing in the rain, going to the park and yelling random dog names until one runs up to us and a rollercoaster ride somewhere in between too.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?A few days ago.>>79397570>Don't want to get too into the details but it was very sweet of them.You can't just tease us like that, I will spam 'K' on you during webfishing to get the details out of you.>>79397581>anon makes very obscure reference due to autism>me watching the video to completion out of curiosity and autismThank you anon, that made me chuckle.>>79397701>I guess I am a normie.I could've told you that too.Ugh, I'm being forced to fill in for a weekly Pathfinder game. If I'm not tired enough after I might be back, but honestly just want to crash.
>>79397701OF FUCKING COURSE THERE'S A CHARACTER LIMIT CAN'T HAVE SHIT ON THIS BOARD>>79397564You sound like a real charmer>>79397511>anons talking to me is very nice in itself and i very much appreciate thataww I appreciate you too>depends on who she is, trulythat's very considerate of you but I feel I have a better time when I focus on what I'll enjoy and treating her as a buddy I'm bringing along>using the explosive material as fuel to melt the plastic in a furnace and feeding the molten plastic to femoid with a funnelThey're called plastic explosives because they're moldable (that's what plastic means) not because they're made of plastic. Most are fireproof.>>79397570>Behead those who insult flat chests.I respect a man of conviction>I would probably go to a restaurant I know that overlooks the river and then we could go for a walk along the riverwalk afterwardsThat sounds nice. Just staring out at the river and talking while the sun sets.>>79397611>Not enough people can take something not even intended as an insult.This is 90% of the reason I'm so guarded around normies>so probably just being told the hard truthin my experience people doing this aren't trying to be nice>i'd like to cuddleThere's been a few times where I drive some chick home after hanging out with friends and we just decide we're not done with each other after talking in my car for an hour so we go inside and cuddle and then we start making out and I end up sleeping over
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>>79397749>in my experience people doing this aren't trying to be nicethere's a difference between white lies and just stringing someone along. i dont know.but i'd rather be told "fuck off" than think the person actually likes me..
>>79397443>still no Trump and his waifu OP
>>79397807>personal blogWhenever someone is trying to do that on my favorite blue boards, I usually respond with "Fuck off to r9k!".So yeah, this is where those people naturally end up.
>>79397868All of the identityfags in this genny get limpdicked whenever it comes to trump for some reason
>>79397443https://youtu.be/Kjo_eRwETucDid you know that John Cena is child free? Kinda based. I almost forgot about his Chinese ice-cream shilling.
>>79397749>I feel I have a better time when I focus on what I'll enjoy and treating her as a buddy I'm bringing alongfair, but those are all things i enjoy doing, so it's not too far from your line of thinking eitherthere are many things i enjoy doing that are date material, what matter is which one of those line up with the other person, you know?hence, it depends>plastic explosives>moldableshh i know that, but i'm still making the femoid drink a mouthful of molten plastic
>>79397896Perhaps they are too... feminine for that
>>79397896I'm just tired of hearing about american politics. shit is boring, if I cared about it I would browse a political board. simple as.
>>79397896i dunno man, i think trump is a clownbesides, as anon said, politics belong on >>>/pol/maybe fuck off back to the hellhole you came from?
>>79397956Me too. Let's just talk about not getting pussy all day and lick each other's dicks
>>79397973that sounds preferable to talking to american politics. when was the last time you got laid? if you haven't, what kind of issues do you have with getting into a relationship with women? wow see this is already much more interesting than talking about red vs blue team.
>>79397956I dunno. I'm not even American, but this shit is fun.
>>79397996>that sounds preferable to talking to american politics. when was the last time you got laid? if you haven't, what kind of issues do you have with getting into a relationship with women? wow see this is already much more interesting than talking about red vs blue team.uh no, that's just gay
im considering deleting my porn collection so im not as invested to jerking off. i still plan to jerk off though for prostate health. no i will not get a girlfriend.the reason why im considering deleting my shit is so i can incentivize myself to putting my time elsewhere in my life, preferably something that fills my wallet. problem is, i dunno what.>32>hardly get to leave house>no skills or monetizeable passionscant really get anywhere great in life without being obssessed and passionate about things, but the spark isn't igniting
>>79397443>11th commandmentYou shall lift once every two days>nicest thing someone has done for meA nurse sewed up my damaged plush when I was in the children's hospital>first date ideasNo clue, maybe a Cafe of something, never been on a date in my life>last time I told my parents I loved themLast week to my mom, never to my dad because he wasn't around then died
>>79398015this looks like the kind of thing a facebook boomer would post and laugh at. at least post screencaps of ledditors and twitter sisters malding. that has some value at least. not here though, perhaps try posting it on the politics board.
>>79397996>come to MALE general>all you want to talk about is WOMEN WOMEN WOMENA MAN just beat a woman for office, a man who supports traditional values and controls the world's greatest superpower, and all you want to talk about is sex sex sex sex sex. It's not interesting.
>>79398052>the billionaire that is friends with those long nosed fellas beat the black lady that is friends with the long nosed fellaswow that's crazy, tell me more. i am enamored by this conversation.
>>79398079>long nosed fellasFound the /pol/ refugee
>muh jews"He" says as "he" falls for jewish blackpill demoralization, SAD.
>>79398112>>79398111long-nosed fella's hands typed these :^)
>>79398052I'm not much of a fan of misogyny memes, but these elections were literally the most interesting and memetic thing to happen this year. I dunno, why he's trying to censor it?
>>79398128>why he's trying to censor it?believe it or not I don't have the power to censor anything on this site. me not being interested in talking about politics with you on a non-political board is not censorship. now I'm done interacting with you retards and am going to sleep.
>male thread devolves into pointless infightingwhy do men hate each other? :0
>>79398128Because they're all feminized. They fall for the synthetic jewish blackpill "culture", and they worship pussy instead of God.
i think the point they're trying to make is that this general isnt meant for talking about politics. i know some share my sentiment of simply not caring about it all anymore.
>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?That golden rule thing, but enforceable>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?I actually have no idea. Maybe back then a prof just shrugged and helped me with an uni course note when I was no longer bothered>where would you take your crush for the first date?Dinner, the important thing is the talk>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?Like a week ago
>>79398184It's not even talking about politics lol. It's just an image of him with an anime girl or something, yet it makes them so uncomfortable.
>>79398155Maybe because, while women are more monolithic and "average", men are more extreme and varied.
>>79398200> >>79397896it just devolves into politics whether or not its intended or not
>>79398128I think Trump's strongest talent is being a very good entertainer, he's probably the most well-versed in media and memes amongst his "old folks" politician circle. While it isn't much, it's probably what gave him an edge in these elections.
>>79397443>>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Don't rape kids.>>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?A female doctor who was putting sutures in my arm after I had intentionally cut it open with a razor blade was very sweet to me. She was telling me how it's okay, and that it's an illness, and that it can be cured. It was very nice and empathetic.>>where would you take your crush for the first date?I don't know. It's too stressful to even think about.>>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?The last time I saw my dad, which was a week ago. My mom passed away two years ago.
>>79398246>A female doctor who was putting sutures in my arm after I had intentionally cut it open with a razor blade was very sweet to me. She was telling me how it's okay, and that it's an illness, and that it can be cured. It was very nice and empathetic.That's very nice of her. I fantasize about stuff like this.. :(
>>79398237It never really has. It's all just plain memes. Nobody who actually voted (for either side) even knows anything about politics.
>>79398279but we just don't wanna *hear* about it. this is my safe space
>>79398237There isn't even a topic on this board. And if there's a good time to mention politics, it's now. And even now we don't take this red/blue debate seriously. Trump was once on the blue team, btw.
>>79398288>this is my safe spaceAre you sure about that?
>>79398311less and less by the day.
>>79398288DONT CARE DIDNT ASK MURICA ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD GET YOUR MEXICAN ASS OFF MY BOARD OR TRUMP WILL KICK YOU OVER THE WALL HIMSELF
>>79398210you are supposed to be ok with those differenceswomen are the hivemind who shame each other into compliancedon't shatter my worldview of men!!!
>>79398301There's really no avoiding it. This is a mostly American website, and the majority of Trump voters were men. Honestly, like other anons said, it really is top tier memeing too. Lots of faggots are pissed.
>>79398322>women are the hivemind who shame each other into compliance>>79397956>>79397966You don't say...
>>79398324>and the majority of Trump voters were men.There's a considerable amount of women who voted for him, actually. Mostly white, of course.
>>79398324>This is a mostly American website, and the majority of Trump voters were men.>>79398322>women are the hivemind who shame each other into complianceYep, gatekeeping at it's finest. Force every male on this board to care about your election instead of making your own thread...
>>79398326speaking of tripfags, my favorite Trump related moment was in this thread>>79360070
>>79398326and these too >>79397896 >>79398165
>>79398391Oh that was glorious, her reputation took a massive hit after that
>>79398391lol dude that was fucking hilariouslegit one of the best moments in /r9k/ this year, a highlight threadrule of thumb: never cry victory too soon
>>79398432Like her sissy orbiters care about her reputation...
>>79398440>lol dude that was fucking hilarious>legit one of the best moments in /r9k/ this year, a highlight threadAnd yet you still pretend that mentioning Trump is beneath you, even though it's mostly about memes like this
>>79398469temperance, young grasshopperi don't want to see trump everywhere, just here and there
>>79398469This, Trump isn't really about politics, it's about memorable happenings and memes
>>79398508Down with the tripfag tyranny!We will mention and joke about Trump whenever we feel like it!Which probably won't be for too long anyway, most of the hype is already over, it's an afterparty.
Are there any decent new anime to watch right now? I feel like we're in a drought. Last thing I watched was Chainsaw Man.
>>79398583good question actuallyi've just been watching bleach, they're doing a great job at adapting the last arc so fari hope they have a better ending in store for us though
>>79398583>I feel like we're in a drought. Last thing I watched was Chainsaw Man.I don't even feel like recommending anything for you. You'd have to be an idiot to not find something good to watch, but of all things you chose CGIman.
>>79397896I don't mind Trump memes in this general. Some of them are indeed quite enjoyable.
>>79396707>Because your reading level isn't high enough or because slice of life isn't supposed to have a plot?Former. But I will give it another try since it was relatively early.
>>79398238>he's probably the most well-versed in media and memes amongst his "old folks" politician circle. While it isn't much, it's probably what gave him an edge in these elections.he sure knows how to use his opponents' memes against themhttps://youtu.be/E8rQbpQvPaY
>>79398747>For context, 4 years ago Kamala kept saying: "I'm speaking", "I'm speaking" on her debate with VP Pence.Lol, didn't know about that one, well played
>20/70=0.2857<150/500=0.3look at that, we are getting better at controling our image-wasting urges
>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?go extinct>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?i don't remember>where would you take your crush for the first date?i don't love>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?i don't
>>79398826Why are you so edgy?
>>79398838He's a salty democrat
EXTERMINATE ALL TRANNIES AND VAMPIRES
>>79398583Ignore anime, watch Pantheon (2022) if you haven't seen it already.
>>79398322>don't shatter my worldview of men!!!Wait a minute...
>>79398322>you are supposed to be ok with those differencesEh, most of the time I am, but sometimes you need a little conflict to make yourself heard. Good thing these conflicts don't last too long.
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Destruction of Islam and Judaism as religions >what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?A girl said nice and caring things to me when I was really sad once.>where would you take your crush for the first date?Maybe one of those cafes that has cats walking around and then afterwards we could go to a park, or maybe a just a nice restaurant would be safer idk.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?Yesterday Also here are my results for the test some anons have done
>>79399212>Avatarfag>0% narcissistic>0% histrionicFake
>>79398465it sure archives faster now, thoughhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/%21%21bCEaIATRF1l/type/op/
>>79399212You're not a little girl
>>79397928pretty based for a celebrity popular with women
>>79398311>>79399050damn, those earhoes are fucking annoying
The reason most name fags don't care about trump is because they're fucking brown foreigners so ofc they don't have opinion because they shouldn't
>>79399399they care, though>>79398391they just don't like him
>>79399245seeking attention does not automatically equal narcissistic or histrionic you dummy.I am just lonely. But it is not like this test has any validity in of itself anyway
>>79399398>damn, those earhoes are fucking annoyingIndeed they are
>>79399349Some of her older threads didn't do so well either, I'm happy I completely missed her latest ones. Felt nice not knowing about them until someone mentioned her, in the /male/ thread of all places too. Troon spies sent by CC perhaps?
>>79399556there are some familiar faces, it seems>>79363357>>79364307
>>79399556Don't get the wrong idea, her humiliation was too epic not to post
>>>/co/146277826Damn, another legend is gone
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gXNOSYnVY64cbRM4pVxptkwFUeVbTEt-pr1iG14nKmw/edit?gid=0#gid=0nominations are over, good luck to your waifu
>>79399741Rooting for Miss Pauling from TF2
>>79399707>no stickyc'mon, mods
>>79399450>>79399512Well put, kek
>>79399823he's probably another elf-lover
>>79399741I missed the previous tournament, apparently they fired the previous host for being too shady
>>79399892https://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/NightShiftAnon_/_OnlyFansart_incidenttldr; she was a woman, she was a bitch, good fucking riddance
>>79398838because i'm exceptionally pathetic
>>79399940Good, let the boys host these tournaments.
I have returned from my daily grass touching (reading a book in a park) and I have come across some dreadful information.According to the Barbara Bush Foundation For Family Literacy, "130 million Americans -- 54% of adults between the ages of 16 and 74 years old-lack proficiency in literacy, essentially reading below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level."https://map.barbarabush.org/I really really don't want to believe this. I remember when we used to use "special" to refer to retards, but it turns out the retards are everywhere and it's the fucking literates who are different. I thought I just shared this website with illiterate fucks who can't think for themselves but I share an entire fucking planet with people who occupy a completely different reality from myself.>>79399812>Day old thread>30 repliesYeah I don't think anyone cared>>79399595Caught. That upset was too funny to not comment on.>>79399212>Destruction of Islam and Judaism as religionsPeople have been trying for the last 2000 years>A girl said nice and caring things to me when I was really sad once.Did you get a crush on her?>Also here are my results for the test some anons have doneDo you remember the blurb at the top of the page about your personality type?>>79398815Swallow a box of nails>>79398622Same. I don't mind a few threads of /pol/ memes around election time.>>79398583I don't watch anything until after it airs and I know whether it sucks or not.>>79398322>don't tripfag>don't namefag>don't avatarfag>don't sign your posts>don't attentionwhore>don't blogpost>women are the hivemind who shame each other into complianceWe really aren't THAT much different>>79400000/male/ wins again
>>79400014>>don't tripfag>>don't namefag>>don't avatarfag>>don't sign your posts>>don't attentionwhoreall of those are summed up in the last one
>>79400014>We really aren't THAT much differentExcept, women love and endorse that crap, though >>79400042
>>79400059well, at least he pretends to be a little boy instead of pretending to be a little girl >>79399212
>>79400042>>79400059>>79400083>be troon sent here from cc>go into /male/>call them female>That will get them! >Let's call them women so they will go on HRT and become like us!I would hope they've gotten more creative by now. YWNBAW
>>79400000nice nice nice nice nice
>>79400155actual persecutory schizo delusions
>>79400155>>79400177They're both dubs I don't know who to believe
>>79400014>Did you get a crush on her?Yea I did>Do you remember the blurb at the top of the page about your personality type?It said my personality style is depressive.>>79400083I will continue to Miho post until I die you nigger
>>79400200you will never be a miho
>>79400194Trust in Nyarlathotep, he will save this board. All you trannies will suffer!
>>79400000we love you too, /v/>>>/v/694167081
>>79400200Aww I've been there.Back in high school I was talking about prom to a classmate.>Are you going to prom anon?>Nah, I don't have anyone to go with>Oh anon, you don't need a date! You can go with your friends!>I don't have any friends femanonWe then had a longer conversation about my social life, what happened to my friends, how I was doing.First time someone showed interest in my feelings and she tried to check in every so for the rest of the school year. Had a crush on her after that but she was Indian and her family was quite racist. And she wasn't into me anyway god fucking dammit.We went to the same college after graduating but we didn't have any classes or clubs together so we grew apart from each other.
>>79400342Some pajeeta's are very cute, I'm sorry anon.
Some fat emo bpd chick in my uni course asked me to help her pierce her nipples. Thought it was the funniest shit ever and she was 100% serious about it so i ordered some needles online. Now when i actually start thinking about it. What the fuck?
>>79400342Thank you for the understanding. I already gave up mentally on the girl that I like, too many things are in the way for her to ever see me in that way. But that story sounds very sad anon and hope you were able to move on.
>>79400499I believe you because of dubs butWhy did you agree to this?Why don't you just take her to a shop?Why are you the one ordering the equipment?
>>79400557Why do you keep believing dubs? Subs are better. And learning the language is the best.
>>79400499I was going to give you unsolicited advice, but then this anon >>79400557 asked you>Why are you the one ordering the equipment?And now I'd like to know how much of a simp you are too, cause you said 'some chick' not even like a friend
>four separate women have "only talked to me out of pity" through school>finally meet someone who feels the same way>now terrified of progressing at allthis is horrible. how do people keep relationships? first time at 21 that i can hold a conversation with someone who feels the same way about me and i feel like im walking on fucking glass. its not like its political, its not like its a racial thing, its just terrifying to think about how girls think and how they might think of me after every single interaction. sorry for the blogpost, these past 2 weeks have been scary.
>mainstream media unironically pushing 4b I warned you about the self-replicating lunatics bro, I told you about them berserkers, dawg
>>79400757chill, remember it goes both ways, they must be up to your standards, by focusing too much on yourself, you might miss some of their red flags
>>79400638>>79400557I'd say shes kind of a friend. She hit me up pretty randomly and we hung out at her place and drank. I've hung out with her more then once, somewhat annoying to hang around after a certain amount of time. Never tried anything with her, I don't even really know what she expects from me. Started to show me all her sextoys when drunk like a week ago. I might be autistic desu. >Why did you agree to this?Idk she asked me to, was probably drunk. Like me.>Why don't you just take her to a shop?She said she couldn't find an appointment. I live in a small shit city so I don't know if this is actually the case and I have some experience doing tattoos. Never done a piercing before tho.What do i make of this?>I was going to give you unsolicited adviceplease do
>thread is slow on a Saturday nightI bet you sleazy fucks are having SEX>>79400818>I don't even really know what she expects from meIf she's as fat, emo, and bpd as you say then she might then she might be trying to get you interested in her with all this sex shit.A lot of unattractive women I know can not handle being basically invisible and will do some weird and/or slutty things for attention. I think it comes from comparing themselves to more attractive women who complain about getting asked out or harassed and not being able to accept the power gap.Or she's just weird.>>79400790>no sex>no giving birth>no dating>no marriageYeah not really doing any of those things nowadays anyway. This will at least help me manage my expectations if I ever love someone again.>>79400757This is what red-pillers mean by "scarcity mindset." You're getting really emotionally invested and freaking out about fucking this up because it feels like your only chance (because so far it is). People will tell you to detach yourself a bit, go with the flow, and accept whatever happens but, as someone who's been there, that is a TALL order for a khhv.Keep us posted.>>79400550Yeah I've had relationships since her, but none of them had that same combination of pretty, empathetic, and selfless.I actually forgot about her until your post. If I remembered I probably would have put this story as my answer for >>79397701
>>79401614I have a lot of morbid enthusiasm over this lmfao. If it actually happens ill do a greentext and get some proof. It's actually quite sad how she would be a solid qt mid if she wasnt a hamplanet. Maybe DNP would fix it?It's just slightly bothersome that shes someone I have a pretty solid chance of running into daily. Usually emotions run quite high even if theres no sex involved. Don't really feel like being a drama magnet.decisions
>>79401614>went on lunch date>roughly 10-15 times hands grazed each other>move hand out of way thinking they might find it weird>still thinking about it days later>worried it might have given them the wrong ideayou are definitely right about the scarcity mindset. the years of always thinking im considered weird by the other party may have impacted my decision making more than i thought.
>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Stop being ru>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?I don't know how to answer this.>where would you take your crush for the first date?One of my favorite ramen spots, and then to this bar/arcade I know about in NYC.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?I think I told my mom that a few weeks ago in a drunken stupor.
>>79402050Stop being rude to people when it's not warranted.I'm a faggot who can't write words.
Good morning fellers. My sleep schedule has ascended to waking up at nearly midnight.>>79400757That feeling should fade overtime as she continues to show interest and you stop doubting yourself so much. I do this with pretty much every new person I meet to some extent.>>79400790When crazies self report or self remove themselves from the dating pool like this I consider it a good thing. I genuinely wonder what will happen if it picks up a lot of steam. Not like it will effect most of us either way so who cares really. >>79400818She wants to fuck you my friend. If not, this friend of yours is either a coomer with no self awareness or doesn't even see you as a man so doesn't think anything is off with this behavior.
I convinced my hoarder mom to throw out her rubbish.
Something I've noticed about male-centered support groups/threads is that everything they do is with the focus of women. Improving yourself? To have better chances with women. Angry? Somehow always relates to women. Cracking jokes? Most likely about women.This is why male support groups fail. You don't make these kinds of threads out of any real desire to uplift men, you make it in retaliation of women. It's annoying trying to find male support groups where men can discuss male things, only to find out it's just another echo chamber designed to obsess over women.
>>79402381And biofem currently has an op with bf questions and many of them are openly misandristic.
>>79402412Of course, it's a thread for women on a site that dislikes women, the hate is going to be a topic there. I'm talking beyond 4chan. I've been in some male support groups and they all devolve to shit revolving women. I don't even care about women, I just want to see me and some bros succeed.
>>79402412I hate those misandrists as much as the next person, but when these boards are filled with anti-woman hate what the fuck do you expect? This is a retarded fucking post. Yes, the misandrists themselves are cunts, but not all women are. You niggers keep antagonizing all of them, so naturally they will come here and be misandrist pigs.
Slaughter those who race mix. t. quadroonMy boss being accommodating of my autism.Probably my house. I do have to clean it though it's kind of messyCouple hours ago after dinner.
>>79397452One has to stand out in a major way, I recently discovered I have talent for playing the pianoI hope I'll be leaving soon
>>79402430Why not just join a hobby group that goes hiking or something like that instead. If you just wanna hang out with some dudes and do dude things then it's probably a better option.
>>79401614>>79402218Yeah, I get that, but normally you would see this in fringe tiktok algorithms that would only pop up for a few people, not as a headline in the NY times. I mean what the fuck already
>>79402218gomo foid>>79402430Some reasons I've seen when looking into this>Men who aren't good with women are shamed>A lot of a man's perceived value is tied up in this>It is always framed as a product of personal failure>Men don't really try to support each other in friendships>Women are the only source of emotional and physical connection for a lot of menI think a big part of it is that a lot of men get their nose rubbed in to how poorly they're doing with women (directly and indirectly) so it's gonna be on their minds a lot. It's also generally pretty not ok to complain about irl so online is the only place they can discharge that energy.>>79402571Because it's a conflip whether they end up turning into /r9k/Here is a post from a website that is ostensibly about finding jobs for economists with PhDshttps://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/the-amount-of-work-that-attractive-women-have-to-do-to-stay-very-attractive/page/2>>79402591It'll go away in a week. It's called a news "cycle" for a reason.
dem niggas sleepme too nini everyone
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Idk I think most of it has been covered>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?The liquor store guy always greets me like a friend>where would you take your crush for the first date?idk, idk what girls like, if could have my way I would take her fishing>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?a day or so ago
Would getting a gf even make me happy after 10+ years of being single? I don't remember what it's like, think it was fun. She complained a lot though which was annoying. Isn't it better to be alone, and get a pet kitten instead?
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?I don't know how one would word it, but something along the lines of "think beyond your own lifespan".It'd be cool if humanity followed century and millennia spanning projects and plans.>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?Hmm.I was practicing interviews for a professionalism studies class.I answered a question very well.The practice interviewer said he felt that I'd be doing great things in the future.It's a nice motivational memory.>where would you take your crush for the first date?A quiet, cozy diner.One of those places with an obscene amount of decorations on the wall, and a nice view of the street.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?July 7, 2024Street stalkin', night walkin'.Tis a good evening for me.
>>79403396>She complained a lot though which was annoying. Isn't it better to be alone, and get a pet kitten instead?yes, don't get one that complains a lot, those think they deserve better and will cheat on you and make your life miserable, better to get an ugly one that loves you
This moid is on a very dark incel walk. >>79403413based nyctophile walker
>>79402381>Something I've noticed about male-centered support groups/threads is that everything they do is with the focus of women.Not everything, just a lot of things. Are you doing a Bechdel test for men or something, or just trying to do some concern trolling?>>79402412Yeah, they constantly fail that test as well. I guess it's only natural that foids and moids think about each other a lot.
>>79404125>Bechdel testFunny shithttps://youtu.be/4AvuMzSkees
>>79402287>I convinced my hoarder mom to throw out her rubbish.Congrats, often struggle with that shit myself
>>79402381>male support group>female support groupI mean, if they advertise themselves with gender in the title, of course they will by default be concerned about the gender issue.>It's annoying trying to find male support groups where men can discuss male thingsBy trying to exclude women from your circle you're automatically "obsessing" over them. Go to support groups for both genders or go to Warhammer, outdoors or some other masculine hobby clubs, you'll get about 90% male purity without genders being their main topic.
>>79402671>It's also generally pretty not ok to complain about irl so online is the only place they can discharge that energy.And since the other boards already dedicated themselves to cartoons, comics, video games, science, sports, cooking, traveling... and many other topics, what niche is left for r9k? Apparently, the gender issues, that's what we chose to stay "original".
>>79404600>what niche is left for r9k? Apparently, the gender issues, that's what we chose to stay "original".We only need two generals here, /male/ and /female/./hap/? /qa/./r9gay/? /lgbt/./britfeel/? /int/./drugfeel/, /cutters/, /momcest/? /trash/.
>>79403959>>79403413>walking alone at night>without being afraid of getting rapedmale privilege
>>79404889pros and consdifferent buildsdifferent metasdifferent privileges
>>79404973Yeah, I guess being stinky and messy is our thing
>>79404889why should I worry about getting raped or robbed if I live in a safe place where such things don't occur? similarly, gender means nothing against a gun, which you are free to carry here. just get a ccw and live your life if you're worried about such things.
>>79405055based conceal carry advocate. Know a dude who's 6'2 and jacked got robbed by high school kids cuz they had a gun. I don't know about anywhere else, but states at least night walking isn't safe unless you're armed.
>>79405074GunThe best equalizer of rights we've come up with so far.https://youtu.be/SNgNBsCI4EA
>>79405055>similarly, gender means nothing against a gun, which you are free to carry here. just get a ccw and live your life if you're worried about such things.That's an American privilege, chud
>>79405074shit, i don't even have to conceal it either, it's just polite. i could go on my incel walk with my ar15 on my back if i wanted. god bless texas
>>79405152>incel walkMale privilege, women can't be incels
>>79404889Well, i wouldn't consider not being retarded a privilige.
>>79405185I don't mind volcels, that's what most of us truly are anyway
>>79405152>>79405226Are you at least volcel enough to call your walks incel walks, btw?
>>79405296that daily "this moid is going on an incel walk" post is completely ironic. if im this or that cel enough who cares to be honest. worrying about labels is for troons.
>>79405337>is completely ironicA dangerous game. Don't play it too often.
>see ad for the upcoming german christmas village in center city>its a mother and father, and their kid bonding and looking so happy to be together for christmas>feel overwhelming urge to stop being a faggot before its too late so i can experience this and raise a child and take them out to do fun stuff>whiplash, just sit there in shock for a momentI'm 21. this fucking advertisement made me feel something new. I need to get to work bros...
>>79405443watch the anime usagi drop. it made me feel that same feeling. don't be in a rush to get into a serious relationship and have children though. you're still very young and we don't have the same biological clock that women do. (yet another male privilege)
>>79405337It's a bit weird for you to worry about mentioning Trump, while constantly spamming the word "incel", btwI wouldn't want to be associated with these guysYou wouldn't want them to think they are welcome here, right?
>>79405443>I need to get to work bros..But it's Sunday. Do you work shifts?
>>79405470>worry about mentioning Trumpthis is projection. i simply said i have no interest in american politics. are you really going to keep spinning this narrative because the op (which wasnt even me this time) didnt use an image of a politician you like in their post?
https://youtu.be/85GSILNh6U4So that's how you tell apart muricans and brits
>>79405492Can you do a Trump walk at day?
>>79405594Aren't Englishmen supposed to be classy? Equipped with top hats and canes?
>>79397443>Thread Questions>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?eugenics >what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?let me live under their roof>where would you take your crush for the first date?I don't like dates it doesn't define a relationship while costing something, I'd probably play games with her or something similar if it would end up to just being friends. >when was the last time you told your parents you love them?it wasn't ever genuine I wish it was
>>79405742>eugenicsWdym?
>>79405790ancestral sin exists even outside of religion genetics and genetic memory of ancestors exist. Some express less excellency than others, others express more hedonistic outcomes. sometimes different traits contradict the other resulting in a messed up offspring. far too few people sympathize around eugenics, it's either used by edgy neos or misunderstood by people with polar opposite beliefs. and it's tainted by diluted knowledge passed down by genetic argument fallacies.
>>79405882So what would you want to do with that? To forbid most of people to breed?
>>79405930Perhaps he wants to make it mandatory to collect eggs and sperm samples from people at a young age? Then neuter them and raise all future children with carefully manufactured genetic codes in an artificial wombs? Sounds a bit creepy.
>be highest rated game in the franchise>get slandered online by npc normalfags>reputation as the black sheep of the series>normie youtuber uploads "hot take" on why highest rated game is actually good>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeEVgxAl_UE>comments all praise him for his based opinionCan't make this shit up.>>79400014>illiteracyWasn't this caused mainly by covid setting us back or do you think the quality of schooling in the US has deteriorated?>>79400000Lucky #8 strikes again. Did #7 end up being the first fully /male/ thread? I think so.>>79400200>It said my personality style is depressive.Mine said Multiple Personality Styles.>>79400818>Started to show me all her sextoys when drunk like a week ago. She wants to fuck you. She was basically showing off how much of a freak she was to you.>I might be autistic desu.So is everyone on this website.Fishing for a bit. XEKEHQ
>>79405985>be highest rated game in the franchise>DS2The fuck are you baiting? While it's not that bad, it's definitely the weakest game in the trilogy. A blatant sequel milking that Miyazaki wasn't even properly working on.
>>79406058>>DS2lol, they actually used fucking Heineken bottles as textures, that's how sloppy and rushed it was
I keep forgetting r*dditfags roam here too now.>The fuck are you baiting?No one, I only speak facts.
>>79406104Cool, now let's see how people who actually played it rated it compared to othershttps://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Souls-like/?flavor=contenthub_toprated&offset=12
>>79402218>She wants to fuck you my friend.>>79405985>She wants to fuck you. She was basically showing off how much of a freak she was to you.Ok remember i posted this and im terribly sober now. Havent decided how to deal with this yet but i have a creeping sense of horror. How socially acceptable is it to have sexual relations with someone from your uni program? Maybe she doesnt actually want me to pierce her nipps and just looks for a reason to come over to me and take her bra of?I'm not terribly ugly but beyond socially retarded and pretty neurotic I've had similar and way more tame versions of this happen to be before with wildly different outcomes. Any femoids could weigh in on this? Should i just run for my life like usual?
>>79406182>WukongWell, that one is not surprising
>>79406182>SotFSand this is just the DLC that tard-wrangled a lot of issues of the base game, which is way lower
>>79406243Good to know Elden Ring is still holding up, despite being tanked after DLC
>>79406243i see dead cells, i likei still have to clear the boss rushes, lolalready cleared the observatory with the cursed sword so it can't be that difficult, right? :^)>Captcha: MVPNG>mvp in png
>>79405985https://m.youtube.com/shorts/sqjF-0R_powIt's the same guy who said children can consent to undergo a trans therapy
>>79406459>It's the same guy who said children can consent to undergo a trans therapyDS2 shills, amiright?
>>79406182>people who actually played itI'm not sure what results you have, but without logging in it shows DS2 at #6 behind a few souls-clones. I tried refreshing it a few times and switching VPN's and the results change slightly in the assortment of souls clones, but DS2 always stays near the top with no cookies, further proving the fact that it is the most beloved game in the franchise. You're missing the point I was making and your single dimensional thought processing is showing by trying to prove you prefer chocolate over strawberry.I was making fun of the the fact that Youtube video popularity is solely based of off controversy and online communities circlejerking themselves into oblivion until they decide on what is accepted by the majority of voters. Democracy might be riding high of the last election, but that doesn't change that it's not a perfect system and creates polarization from which grifters profitize. I question Ocarina of Time too as the greatest game of all time as it doesn't hold up to today's standards.>>79406459I've never watched his content and this doesn't shock me. These so called "influencers" are good at listening to their communities and portraying themselves in a way to show they are fighting the good fight. It's not a surprise either that Asmongold has turned into the King of Incels over the past few years.
>>79397443>>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Don't defile your own body.>>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?Not sure. My dad always being there for me is great. People are generally shitty otherwise.>>where would you take your crush for the first date?Casual sitdown restaurant, nothing fancy. Staying in is also good.>>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?Not sure but I always tell them when I talk to them. Maybe a week ago?On a side note, I'm fucking glad the election is over now, no more stressing for the time being. Unfortunately women are driving me up a fucking wall by treating dating like a joke because they have all the options in the world. God forbid anyone under 30 takes it seriously.
>>79406691>I'm not sure what results you have, but without logging in it shows DS2 at #6 behind a few souls-clones.https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Souls-like/?flavor=contenthub_topratedHere's a better link>>79406243But we already saw it
Souls games and "souls-likes" are all shit anyways
>>79406691>I'm not sure what results you have, but without logging in it shows DS2 at #6 behind a few souls-clones.uh no, the top 12 were removed after clicking the show more button, the base game is actually #18 saucelike
>>79407033>#18 saucelike#19, actually, he didn't count properly
>>79405930the production equalized with the population and sustainability. It is a misunderstanding that resources fall short due to lack of workers. And besides our earth is too over populated anyway. >>79405982you can create egg and sperm artificially, the reason why the cloned lamb failed was because it used its own genetic code.
>>79407033I don't even mind him liking it, it's not too bad of a game, but saying blatant lies, like>the fact that it is the most beloved game in the franchiseIs just being a disingenuous faggothttps://steamdb.info/developer/FromSoftware%2C+Inc./?sort=online_descI'm 80% sure he's just baiting, though
>>79406691Nah, I like Asmongold, don't remember him promoting shit like inceldom, he's mostly a humble chill dude.
>>79407261https://youtu.be/IdNEXk9Xtd0loli/futafag r*dditors hate him
>>79407294>loliYou do know most redditors are purist libshits right?
>>79407294>goonin and hatin>goonin and hatinProbably the majority of /r9k/ right now.
>>79407261It's the way most of these things go. Someone looks at him, "incel". Someone sees that he has a take that they don't agree with, without any understanding of what is being discussed, "incel".With the way he talks about women, people would call him a simp, but they don't know that because they're either low in attention span or simply don't care to seek out context. Best to ignore it, pointless to discuss with people like that. The internet has become good at normalizing scrutinizing individuals without factual information.
>>79407322dunno maybe, but apparently it doesn't stop them
>>79407356>redditors are disingenuous hypocritesYou know what, it makes sense. Anyone trying to maintain an identity on the internet is probably like this, same way as politicians.
Good Morning retards.Hopefully the holo fans swarming my arcade have sucked it dry of gura plushies and I can actually play video gamesHopefully>>79405985>Wasn't this caused mainly by covid setting us backThis data was collected in 2019Schooling hasn't deteriorated, it was never that good>>79406188>How socially acceptable is it to have sexual relations with someone from your uni program?No one fucking cares holy shit you're anxiousIf you had casual sex with her, do you think you would feel bad?If yes, smashIf no, don'tBe aware she's probably going to get attached (bpd) and you'll probably have to dumpster her feelings if you don't want a relationship after the sex.I don't feel like backreading the rest. DS2 is my most played Dark Souls game on Steam. Though I did 100% DS1 on Xbox plus the 70 hours I have on Steam is definitely more overall.
>>79407346"And when he can't goon, he hates even more"
>>79407180>I don't even mind him liking it, it's not too bad of a gameI never even said I liked it, that's the irony.>blatant liesIt's not tho, it's the highest rated game on Metacritic and the negative user reviews on Steam are all from after internet memes started. Most noticable Matthewmatosis's video as his critiques are what everyone always repeats mindlessly. He made a video slamming DS3 too, but deleted it after he got too much hate kek. When the game came out everyone seemed to love it and the negative bandwagon only started years later. Call me a contrarian, but I find it fascinating how easily the majority of internet folk are brainwashed into compliance. You don't like pineapple on pizza do you anon, have you not seen the funny meme?>>79407261I don't mind him either, but he's just a persona imo. The clip of him faceslamming his desk roams free in my mind, I will admit.>>79407294Back when I still played world of warcraft there were so many guilds full of liberal lefty zoomers who would hate watch his content together and talk about his opinions non-stop. The amount of female guildmasters with cuck husbands that would flirt with anyone in guild chat was disgusting.>>79407373Good morning Andy!>Schooling hasn't deteriorated, it was never that goodThe K-12 system is designed to mold children into cogs for the machine and it fails in most cases doing that. Schools were enforced by law in the 1900s I believe? I wonder how many generations it will be before parents don't see their children at all until they are fully transformed by the school system.>I don't feel like backreading the rest.It's not even worth reading, just red vs. blue mentality.
>>79407584>Metacriticrandom site means shit to me, the online count speaks for itself>>79407180
>>79407658Probably because Soul Memory was a garbage online mechanic
>>79407261Asmon agrees that Dark Souls 2 is the shittiest one, so he gets one updoot from me too
>>79407584>You don't like pineapple on pizza do you anonThat and shrimps
>>79407751for me, the biggest problem were hitboxes
I miss old Twitch, most of the friends I made online were 0 viewer andy's streaming some of my favorite games. Now every time I visit the site it feels like even the casual streamers are obsessed with making a career out of it. Is Kick any better? picrel ruins everything>>79407658If you'd rather read online store reviews that are filled with funny one liners to impress their friends and farm likes, stickers and God knows what else Steam has now; That's your prerogative. I was making fun of the bandwagons, like how OW2 got review bombed on Steam, not for being a bad game, but because the developers are shitty liars. I'm not saying the negative reviews are undeserved, but there are often outside sources influencing reviews, that's all.>>79407990I don't care for shrimp either, I find it interesting that Muslims are able to consume it but Judaism does not allow it. Animals that live in water can only be eaten if they have fins and scales, they say. They just look like the bottom-feeder insects of the ocean.
>>79408346>If you'd rather read online store reviews that are filled with funny one liners to impress their friends and farm likes, stickers and God knows what else Steam has nowif you prefer game journos, here you gohttps://www.thegamer.com/every-fromsoftware-souls-game-ranked/
>>79404889it's a wonderful privilegewoman walking in the night fear me (I'm somewhat tall, and in all black)once I was going for a mile run at 11pm, and there was a couple that froze up as I ran past themit's really funny
>>79407584>the negative bandwagon only started years laterNah, I remember people openly making fun of DS2 in the same year it came out https://youtu.be/PMU41taZJLw?t=42>>79408128Okay, this is worse than I remember
>>79408424>(I'm somewhat tall, and in all black)Including skin?
>>79407373>>79403360>>79402671Based jannies, freeing our image space from avatarfaggotry
>>79408507occasionally, when I paint
Wow. Lots of you guys have pretty good relationships with your parents surprisingly.I would have thought it would have been bad
>>79397443I don't know man. I'm really close to just giving up in general. I am not loved by anyone. I'm always everyone's last option. I am a sub 5 man with mental issues. I hate how overly positive some people are by telling me I will find someone one day. It's just a lie used to pacify men with no relationship prospects. I fuckign give up. I'll just grow old and die alone. Forgotten by the world. I didn't even want to be born. I don't deserve to exist.
>>79408644>good relationships with your parentsRelatively, my mother divorced my father after he cheated on her
>>79408644Pays to be straight. I'll trade you binocular pics.
>>79408680Eh, most people die alone and forgotten, and no one "deserves" to exist to begin with, it was always a gift, a privilege. Also, there are dwarf women.
>>79408730>Also, there are dwarf womenWhat does this mean anon
>>79408758>>79394767>>79394880Check for yourself
>>79408758>>79408832https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DwarfismOr the IRL version
>>79408644Lets just say it's.....complicated.
>>79408730>also there are dwarf womenthis is absolutely true
>>79408853That just makes me more curious
>>79408419>janky hitboxesBarely noticeable outside a few boss fights and enemies if you spend points in ADP>the eight-directional movement system (compared to both DS1 and DS3's 360-degree movement system)Was only an issue in the PC port since they assumed PC players only use WASD.>a higher focus on mobs of enemies ganging up on the playerWas more an issue in SOFTS than the OG, the OG felt really empty most of the time.This article is retarded anon. I've spoken about my opinion on Elden Ring before, but Sekiro over Bloodborne? Maybe I'm biased because of my love for Lovecraftian horror and my love for the combat system enabling to restore health by counter attacking. Farming bloodgems was annoying and the chalice dungeons were repetitive, but I still think it's the best title.>>79408458>links video of youtuber who makes fun of ANY game that comes outYou're adorable anon.>>79408680Giving up how?>I'll just grow old and die alone.We all die alone anon. I know you're venting, but saying shit like you don't deserve to exist is just self deprecation that leads you down bad paths. Don't be so hard on yourself.
>>79408680Try detaching from the world emotionally, it only intends to hurt you after all, and so long as you're curious and determined there will be a point at which you'll feel complete, even alone.
>>79408889>points in ADPGood thing, they got rid of that bullshit
>>79408931True, but then they fucked up other things like making poise only exist during attacks, tying casting speed to DEX etc. I'm glad they just make one-off games now where they can experiment freely without the constraints they put on themselves with the series. I was planning on giving some clones a try as I enjoyed Nioh and I heard good things about Lies of P, but I'm just burned out from the genre.
>>79408889>This article is retarded anon.a more in-depth analysis than your hollow metacriticslop, faggots just tried to ride the post dark souls 1 hype train before they got caught being full of shithttps://www.metacritic.com/game/dark-souls-ii/critic-reviews/?platform=playstation-3>Farming bloodgems was annoying and the chalice dungeons were repetitiveand that alone is why bone doesn't deserve to be called the best title, also for reducing the build and playstyle variety, removing the equip load, and adding the blood flask farmand if i want more unique wacky weapon movements, then i'll just play eldering again, which has more weapon TYPES than there are weapons in bone
>>79409123Don't forget it being a 30FPS Snoyslop
>>>/v/694238965>VOTE: https://forms.gle/PgnUcWXyQ4J22ekn9>Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-1-pnjxless than an hour left, bros
>>79409123>your hollow metacriticslopI don't own the site and never said I did. I used it to show that a dumbass youtuber attentionfags by calling something that isn't even considered bad good and calls it a "hot take". I'm tired of normies eating this slop up. What's next? Majora's Mask isn't the heap of trash we thought it was and it is actually playable and might I say... fun? We can argue all day about what color of paint you like in your favorite art pieces, but you're preaching to the choir. I despise any form of numerical rating system especially for movies too. You either recommend a friend to go see a movie or you don't. I'd still recommend DS2 to anyone who's playing the series, cause even though it's not as strong as the first game it's still fun. Just bring a friend. Any game is more fun with a friend and the small soapstone makes it possible to be summoned anywhere but the hub.>>79409123>playstyle varietyThey do this in Sekiro too, so it's all of their standalone titles. I watched someone try and poison-stealth cheese the first few bosses in Sekiro cause they refused to learn the game's mechanics, they often give up shortly after or at the Butterfly Lady.>i'll just play eldering againActually based, it has the most variety in build styles out of all the games I'm sure. I feel like they actually made every weapon feel unique compared to DS1's STR favor, DS2's millions of greatswords and daggers and DS3's overlapping weapon arts. I was especially fond of the Ambush Shard sorcery and that Katana that shoots wind gusts.
Kids, don't listen to him, don't play Dark Souls 2
>>79409828TOP 10 SEEDS1. Maya Fey (Ace Attorney) 2032. Shantae (Shantae) 2013. Hat Kid (A hat in time) 1924. Alice (Black Souls) 1925. Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog) 1826. Felicia (Darkstalkers) 1817. Blaze the Cat (Sonic the Hedgehog) 1818. Muffet (Undertale) 1799. Ashley (WarioWare) 17910. Isabelle (Animal Crossing) 178
>>79409828>>79410773So this is where all the /males/ at. Fair enough, no wonder it was a bit too quiet for some time.
>>79397443>>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?i lost my parents, but i still love themfor those of you who have your parents stillat least you have someone, i'm all alonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKACwfnSDQ&pp=ygUTaWdneSBwb3AgZmtpbiBhbG9uZQ%3D%3D
>>79410909whoareyou.wav
>>79410909No friends even?
>>79410988nopeno friends
>>79411011Maybe... try to practice white magic?
>>79411011can i be your friend then?
>>79411030it's just a name, i don't practice the dark arts
>>79411251Why the fuck are you even using a name on 4chan, especially if you can't stay true to it?
>>79411134ok, sure, why not lol :)
>>79411272because i'm the guy that posts the songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7UMubmfbH0&pp=ygUZamltaSBoZW5kcml4IHZvb2RvbyBjaGlsZA%3D%3D
>>79411279yay. how are you today?
Just want to say I love all my fully anonymous /male/bros. Pissing outside is awesome.
>>79408931Scholar of the first sin was my first souls type game and I never put points into adp because I had no idea what it meant and it sounded dumb
>>79411342not too bad, at least i've got my music, yourself ?
>>79411346Thanks, have a good one
>>79411451not too great myself. what are you listening to?
>>79411521jimi hendrix, iggy pop, alice in chains
>>79411521now some aphex twinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfdPkM_VDVQ&pp=ygUVYXBoZXggdHdpbiBhZWdpc3BvbGlz
>>79411521another song that used that theme ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0&pp=ygUVdWdseSBib3kgZGllIGFudHdvb3Jk
>>79411521here's my favorite song of all timehttps://youtu.be/LHEQ2pYsSqY
>>79411719Finally some good fucking song, thanks
>>79411719>https://youtu.be/LHEQ2pYsSqY
>>79411719okay, that one actually slaps
>>79411719All-time classic.
>>79411618i love aphex twin, anon. specifically windowlicker. sorry for the late response.
>>79411902forgot to include a song myself.https://youtu.be/qvPUTyqlCT4
The arcade was still more full than I would like, and there weren't as many games as I hoped. It was almost entirely crane games with a small section for rhythm games. Same setup as the last r1 I went to. I shouldn't have hoped otherwise.The friend I go arcading with also invited another friend who also happens to be /here/. We had a nice talk about the boards we go on and learned we don't actually have any boards in common. I didn't mind though, I didn't know toy photography was a whole hobby people did and it was fun to learn about it.>>79407584>The K-12 system is designed to mold children into cogs for the machine and it fails in most cases doing that.I don't even blame the schools for this. I genuinely think the teachers are doing their best. There are just a lot of forces outside of their control keeping them from being effective educators.I blame the brainrot inflicted by modern social media.>>79408551I WILL NOT BE SILENCED>>79408680Go monk mode. They're usually happy and they actively avoid pussy.> I hate how overly positive some people are by telling me I will find someone one day.I understand. Every time a girl tries and commiserate with some "you're a great guy you'll find someone" bullshit I want to kill them.>>79411346What-if I'm only pseudonymous>>79411719I'd never heard this.That reveal at the halfway point was magical.I will never listen to this for the first time again.
>>79412117>arcadeIt just looks like a claw machine casino.
Feeling great, life is good!>all of a sudden I get that yearly talking to from my dad about how I should move out and that I'm spoiled rotten living here rent-free, that it would be good if I "grew up" and experienced suffering for a while like he didIt's always such a fucking downer when this happens. Thankfully it doesn't happen nearly as often as it used to, given that I work, but he still feels the need to make me feel terrible sometimes and make me question my security in getting to live under a roof.
>>79412239>why does he enable you?>why don't you leave?>are you prepared if you get kicked out?
>>79412264I don't have all the answers, but I'm way better off than I used to be.
>>79412193Yeah pretty much. It's what brings in the money.That and the gambling gamese. It's the same way in Japan too except you have old people camping the gamba machines for an entire afternoon.I think they could actually make some money if they added more rhythm game machines because autists like me will also camp them for hours to grind songs. This location only has one of each so it's hard to get a good session in without being a piece of shit.
Shit man I'm so jumpy around loud noises because of domestic violence and shit when I was a kid, just slamming doors nearly puts me into a full lock up what do?
>>79412780Valerian-root, CBD oil and Hashish.
>/male/ - Male Generalfaggot zoomer normies would rather shit up /r9k/ than go to therapySAD
Good morning fellers. >>79411902>>79411618Very based, I am a massive afx fan.>>79412707Anytime I've gone to an arcade the rhythm games are all camped by the same group of guys.
they made me this waythey forced me to pretend to be gay i am the most pussyless man alive i might as well die
>>79397443My 11th commandment for all humanity would be a hygiene commandment. The whole world, must, i repeat, must shower and brush their teeth and wear deodarant. Smelling bad is one thing, being dirty is another. This element of sin and filth being connected will bring more beauty to humanity. Less acne, and eye bags, and bitten nails. The nicest thing anyone has done for me was when my mom came all the way across the country to see me. im sure people have done nicer things but i am kind of unnoticeable. No one has gone out of their way, particularly, to benefit me.No crushes. I just get infatuated with certain women from time to time. Sometimes celebrities, sometimes just girls i see on the street, most of the time women who are utterly unattainable. Something about that, is very comfortabley numb to me. All this said, if i manage to secure a date, the best date in my opinion, would be driving far and fast, listening to music and stopping to see something beautiful. That being a great expansive plain, or a tall looming mountain. Or a quiet grove sorrounded by trees covered in kudzu. Maybe its cheesey but i like the idea of a picnic on the side of the road. It's emasculating how unsexual that all is, but really that would be nice. Just two people spanning time and giving a fuck about eachother. Unfortunately i am not good at talking, or touching. So i dont think that will ever happen :/I told my mom i love her a week ago. When i think back on my whole life, we've been good for eachother. Not just as mother and son, but people. She passed down all her good traits to me, the best she could. My dad? I told him i love him a while ago, i dont remember. He started a new family when i was 10. So ive never felt compelled to add love to his life, or be a son to him. Truth be told when i talk to him it's more brotherly than anything. Hes a decent guy, just not all that connected to the world he lives in. I think i got that from him.
>>79412950have you ever tried being honest with a therapist? all they do is report you to the police for "wanting to kill politicians" and "having sex with teenagers". then they lock you up for "being suicidal" and "self-injury". it's all a pseudoscientific bullshit SCAM
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?I don't care enough about humanity to think of anything. Kill child abusers I guess.>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?I bummed a surprising amount of rides from people in uni as a non-driver, I always thought that was nice and stupidly trusting. >where would you take your crush for the first date?Coffee.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?3 weeks ago, maybe? My mom said she loved me and I said "me too." If that counts. >>79412780Alcoholism >>79412950Went to therapy for years, cycled through many different therapists, and ultimately it doesn't do anything for you that you can't do for yourself with a little introspection.
>>79413153>Anytime I've gone to an arcade the rhythm games are all camped by the same group of guys.That's when I pull out a wrench, hit the machine with it and tell them to take a break cause I need to perform a routine maintenance.Works every time.
>>79412950What's wrong with the title?
>>79413250He got offended the post told him to go to /lgbt/
>>79413258Maybe, but he quoted the title, though
>had a dream i was hanging out with a qt>then i remembered i had to go ref a volleyball game>had to leave her>i do not even play or watch volleyball irlWhy does my subconcious do this to me?>>79413185Based hygiene commandment maker. If someone smells bad or eats with their mouth open I immediately look at them as a lesser human. I cannot stand that shit.>>79413247Then you play it for a few hours in a hour to "test it" while they wait for you to finish.
>>79413185Why are you looking so fruity and sus?
>>79413468hours in a row*
>>79413473I thought i might come off that way :/
>>79413468>Why does my subconcious do this to me?I'm convinced that's where the devil hides as my dreams are never comfy.
Last post before bed>>79413153>Anytime I've gone to an arcade the rhythm games are all camped by the same group of guys.Those guys? Me.>>79413247Sometimes it would get so bad that people would ask staff over to kick the guy camping it off so another guy can come on and camp it for two more hours.In more civilized times, everyone in line would just rotate turns but we don't live in those anymore.>>79412950I actually signed up for a session next month. Though based on the evaluation session, despite being pretty forthcoming about things that might cause me issues, they think I'm doing pretty okay.>>79413185>i am kind of unnoticeable>women who are utterly unattainableDon't put yourself down or put pussy on a pedestalI, personally, see everyone else as beneath me>>79413218>I always thought that was nice and stupidly trusting.You don't trust yourself in someone else's vehicle?I assume you knew the people you bummed rides off of.>it doesn't do anything for you that you can't do for yourself with a little introspection>implying you haven't been mindbroken into thinking most people are incapable of that
>make friend off /soc/>asks me millions of random questions>very weird in a good way>text for a few weeks>suddenly shows interest to watch movies together>starts asking about my voice>sends me a vocaroo of them playing the ukulele>https://vocaroo.com/1gcI0x4WwBK9>my heart skips a beat hearing their voiceHow do I play it cool /male/ ?
>>79413969Respond with a vocaroo of you jerking off to it
>>79413969>them>theirThis dude fell in love with a tranny lmao
>>79413999I was not aware of them being a nona until now.
>>79413969The only real issue here is you dropping your spaghetti when you speak to them, right? This is why when you do the movie call you drink to lower inhibitions simultaneously. It'll get easier the more you speak to them. The first one is the true battle. >>79413999Sounds like a woman but that means little these days doesn't it.
>>79414016The correct term is foid or femanon
>>79414016>nonaFound a /biofem/ simp
>>79414057>drink to lower inhibitions simultaneously.I'm not that much of a drinker, what if I get too drunk and spill my spaghetti even harder???>Sounds like a womanHe got a triple and it's 666 upside down, maybe he's right. She sounds like an angel though.
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?be kind maybe idk>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?people have probably done nice things for me but I cant remember>where would you take your crush for the first date?picnic, or theme park maybe>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?very long time probably, cant remember
>>79413896>I assume you knew the people you bummed rides off ofNot really. They were people in my class who I studied with or had a project with. Basically strangers. I wouldn't let a stranger into *my car*, but I'm generally untrusting. >implying you haven't been mindbroken into thinking most people are incapable of thatI thought everyone sat around thinking about what all is wrong with them and why. Especially someone who is keen on seeking out therapy.
>>79414082If you overdo it then yes it will be worse. Just drink a bit to take off the edge if you're too nervous. Or just be upfront and say you are awkward in voice calls. If she's into you already after talking this long it's possible she could find it endearing. 50/50 chance.
>>79413969Just in case, you aren't texting her through 4chan anymore, right? Because in this case everything you asked and said here can be leaked to her, if you still talk in public.
>>79413896Rest well.>implying you haven't been mindbroken into thinking most people are incapable of thatSometimes introspection can lead to more damage then good, It's better to have someone be there to guide you I think.>>79413969>>79414082Just treat her as a dude. Most women love being treated as an equal as opposed to the simping you're doing now.>>79414107I'm going to imagine you wearing clown fit from now on every time you post. I hit max camp earlier, you down to fish for a bit before your incelwalk prince? PLGRCM
>>79414291I was just charging up my phone for my incel walk. I am down for some fishing for a bit.
This moid is on a 4am dark spooky silent cold front gfless incel walk at the current point in time.
>>79414696We take our walks roughly at the same time, just came back from mine, I'm Europe though so it's daylight and morning here. I always walk through the woods in the morning after drinking some coffee
>>79414701I would do that but there are coyotes and bobcats about in the woods. They most likely wouldn't do anything but I don't want to test them at night.
>>79414766Oh I the animals tend to not like being woken up and startled in the middle of the night, don't nightwalk through the woods I've done that, nothing dangerous to upset here at night, I just rather not upset them out of kindness
can't be bothered to make lunch think I'll just starve
>>79414831drink water and wait for dinner, drama queen
>>79414696I love how you just stroll through the suburbs. I would've picked up a paper route or something too if I were you.>>79414701Are you close to the woods? I'm in city hell so I would need to go out a bit to find a nice forest. God, you guys are convincing me to go one of these days and maybe even go bird watching too.>>79414831That durum someone posted earlier made me lose No Food November. You can do it anon.
>>79414846>Are you close to the woods?Yeah I live right next to one, it's a small one but it's really nice, otherwise not much nature in this area and I lucked out right next to a bit of it
https://youtu.be/qMi6LGYxDNcSo this is how foids write moids
>>79414914>obvious bait>clicked anywaysThe fact that a woman wrote that a man only wants sex, silence and breakfast and then a bunch of women said they'd like that too shows how stupid this gender war is.
>>79415009Women usually commission rape.Men usually commission femdom.Moral is that both genders are lazy pieces of shit who want their partner to do all the job in the bed.
Post your most degenerate fantasyI want to braid the hair of my non existent gf while we watch anime together.
>>79415076>Moral is that both genders are lazy pieces of shit who want their partner to do all the job in the bed.Everyone wants to be Peter Pan and no one wants be adult Wendy.>>79415098That's not even degenerate! >Post your most degenerate fantasyI want to give her a bath, dress her up, brush her hair and paint her nails. Treat her like a doll I play with.
>>79415098To engage in soulsex while narrowly avoiding convergence into one being.
>>79415147>Everyone wants to be Peter Pan and no one wants be adult Wendy.I want a gf where we switch roles, and both give eachother plenty oral
>>79415147Imagine brushing her teeth
>>79415183So you do want to put some work into it, admirable
>>79415189Stop. You're killing me.Imagine cooking for her
>>79415199I don't know if I can handle much more but.. imagine tieing her shoes for her
>>79415205As I imagined lifting her up and over a rain puddle so her new shoes don't get wet, I had to get up and do a few biceps curls to calm down. I hope you get attacked by a dog on your next incelwalk.
>>79415098>Post your most degenerate fantasyI just want to eat pussy. Am I banned from the brotherhood now?
>>79415889eating pussy is based and pussyeatingmaxxpilledWe will wagmi and eat pussy my fren
>>79416058are you literally paid to post here or what the fuck
>>79416086Why are you saying that? Who do you think I am?
>>79416086Are you not getting paid? Just send an email to foidkun@proton.me and he'll sort you out pal.
>>79416102because you type like a fucking fed?>pussyeatingmaxxpilledI mean what the fuck is that>>79416110sent ;)
>>79415269Gonna go for another walk just to tempt fate, the dogs won't do anything.>>79416121I'm sorry but payments are delayed because today I am going to order Thai food.
>>79415889No, but you both should ingage in 69 to redeem it
>>79416152>I am going to order Thai food.With a happy ending I hope.
>>79416218>With a happy ending I hope.Is that when they actually bring everything you ordered?
>>79416220With extra sauce and utensils.
>got shit to do today>waiting on mailman to deliver a package that has to be signed for>have to just sit here and wait for him
this is an update.the mail has arrived.thank you for following this breaking story.
Bumping before I go to sleep. Good day to all the fellas.
>>79417402good night mane
gomo /male/Due to reshuffling at work, I am forced to go in on Tuesdays and Thursdays now instead of "whenever I feel like it."Consequently I stayed home today.A friend of mine showed me what SynthV was yesterday and I've browsing songs made with non-vocaloid, non-teto software.>>79414106>I thought everyone sat around thinking about what all is wrong with them and why.There are a significant number of people who actively avoid this because they can't emotionally handle processing the past and planning for the future.>Sometimes introspection can lead to more damage then goodThose people are fucked anyway, therapy won't get them there. At least I haven't met someone like that for whom therapy made a difference.>>79414914I thought that was a guy from the thumbnail.>>79415076I'm willing to go halfsies on the effort, I just haven't found someone else who is too.>>79415189I'm not an oldfag but I get that referencehttps://wiki.bibanon.org/Oral_Hygiene>>79416660Are you not able to pick it up at the post office?That's what I did. I didn't know it needed to be signed for so I didn't wait and they just left me a slip of paper I handed in for my package.
Do you think Nintendo is turning their damsels in distress into girlbosses because they know we don't care about saving them anymore?
>>79418110The wario land team has always done it best
>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.Anyone tried that?
good afternoon bros.just got home and gonna work on my minecraft castle.>>79418874i'm not particularly interested, mainly because i would only be able to remove a small portion of the spam on the boards i frequent.
>>79415889Eat some sour candy instead, I heard it tastes the same.>>79416152I don't think I've ever tried Thai food, what do you normally get?>>79418093Two days is still better than five. Do you need to be present for meetings? Most of my WFH jobs just did zoom.>SynthVAre you planning on messing around with the software too? I've been looking for a decent free AI voice tool to where I can upload foid-kun's vocaroo's so he can read Mein Kampf to me.>>79418874Thought about it, but I don't think I would be qualified. Are you going to throw your hat in the ring?>>79419076Good afternoon anon, please show us pictures of your castle. What version are you playing on?
>>79419379I play on 1.21.1, with some people I met on here.2 of them made the general outline on a test server, which are the parts highlighted in blue. Slowly but surely building it up.
>>79419530Decent building
>>79419530building, manly>>79419999funny numbers
fell face-first on my fucking job interview broshow the fuck do you escape neetdom? i'm seriously so autistic and bad at interviewing that a place as easy as petco rejected me
>>79420146I've heard lying can't really hurt. Not sure though.
>>79418874Killing spam here would reduce the post count by like 70%, as needed as it is I doubt they have the balls to make it
>>79418874If I applied it would solely be to abuse my power until I got my mop yoinked>>79419379>Are you planning on messing around with the software too?Hell the fuck no, I have no musical talent. But the producers are mostly westoids and the voices sound more realistic so the style is pretty differenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBFftpQxxM>>79419530Is this on creative?When I had Minecraft build autism I installed a bunch of mods that let me place several blocks at once because doing everything one at a time was so mind-numbing for me.>>79420146Interviewing is a skill, you'll get better if you keep doing it. These companies are as expendable as you are, interview at a whole bunch and eventually you won't feel anything when you're sitting across from them.
I'm an 18 year old eastern European guy, live in a cramped one room apartment with five other family members, I sleep on the same bed as my father, my sister sleeps with my mother, my grandmother and aunt sleep on a foldable bed in the kitchen, I'm an excellent student by all means but I am incredibly lazy and do everything last minute, I will probably not go to my dream university simply because I have no money or willpowerThe only positive male influence in my life was my grandfather who died when I was 10, my dad was (still occasionally is) a heavy drinker who hates the fact I go to an agricultural school as a city kid, he cheated on my mom when I was 6 and once more when I was 9, he would beat her until I was 14, me until I got to his height, never touched my sister thankfullyMy mom's family knows this and even stopped speaking to him for years until my mom convinced them that she can't live without him (he has better pay)I hate my "home" and do everything in my power to be inside as little as I possibly can be, only being there for meals and to sleep, rest of my time I spend outside walking or sitting on a bench for hoursEvery morning when I go to school I pass by an 11 story building that I fantasize about jumping off of, but I always pussy out, I have had on-off suicidal thoughts since I was 12The little friends I have, which are other than my sister and late grandfather, the only people I respect and care for, are all in healthier, stable households, I don't talk to them about my parents or apartment and steer the topic away as soon as it is brought up, big stigma in my country against hating your parents Of course, no girlfriend, I am too embarrassed to try as she would eventually have to come and meet my parentsI have thought about therapy, now that I am 18 there is no legal obligation for my parents to be involved, but again, big stigma against that in my country, if I had easy access to a gun, I would have ended it years agoThanks for reading
>>79420274>Is this on creative?Nope. Test server is, then we actually build it in survival. I took that last picture while flying around with an elytra.The owner does allow stuff like litematica which lets you place blocks faster though, yeah.>>79420459Definitely a tough subject. Do you plan on staying in your country?
is there a way to remove males that act like women and use society as a shield/weapon then act like they are somehow masculine and morally superior?
>>79420607I have thought about it, but again the biggest obstacle is money, what little money I manage to save up is inevitably taken by my parents to pay off our numerous debts (dad crashed the car drunk driving, mom is kneck-high in bank loans that she pays interest on)It doesn't help that I have no "connections" to find work or legitimate documentsMy only hope is my grandmother dying in the near future, as she wants me to inherit the apartment we all live in, I plan to evict my parents the moment I see my name on the ownership deedI have tried for years and years to convince my parents to change, to start saving up money to at least live in a two room apartment under rent, offered to work after school to help them with it, and I am always shot down and degraded for being ungrateful, greedy, a penny pincher, etcI still have a year left in school, after that I genuinely don't know what to do with my life, my agricultural diploma will be useless, university is possible only under the condition that I somehow manage to fight to get a state-funded scholarshipIt's morbid and evil, but I sincerely do pray my grandmother dies by the time I finish school, legally being able to kick out my parents and aunt would be amazingMy parents aren't only bad parents, they're bad people too, I would not give a single fuck if they froze to death under some run-down bridge
>>79420800i pray that at least your dad dies soonone lesson i've learned in my useless 30 years on this planet is that people don't change who they are after early childhoodthey only change how it is expressed at bestas in bullies changing to bully like women and hide behind the system
>>79420910His father hanged himself when my dad was 8, my dad's grandfather drank himself to death, I had the misfortune of being born into a family of these freaksIn his home village they call him roughly translated "Fox Boy" because he captured, tortured and killed a fox, he considers it a masterpieceA failure of a man who has nothing to show in his 48 years of being alive, lives in his mother's apartment and sleeps on the same bed as his adult son
what do i do if i'm extremely boring, bored of interacting with other people and still lonely. + forced to stay in my room for a year without a single hobby
>>79421324Are you posting from jail?
>>79397443>if you could add an 11th commandment (or a rule for humanity) what would it be?Mandatory anal fissures>what's the nicest thing someone has done for you?Tried to kill me>where would you take your crush for the first date?To the woods. I love the woods.>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?Don't know. 2 days ago max
>>79421337arguably jail would be safer depending on how much time you need to wait out
>>79421373There's also army. Cures boredom with pain, but then you'll probably wish to be bored again.
>>79421403ah, that's correct. Painful boredom and cruel pain
https://youtu.be/qkAh0CCrV9I
