It snowed edition
Barely got any snow here. Just sleet
imagine her poo
Dealing with these normies 2day i realise i will never work. Itsjust not happening.
Some days in the box room i feel optimistic nd think it would be no bother 2 grt a job if I really had to bt it would be bother. The 15 min little wagie interaction i had 2day will knock off my mental routine for the nxt week. Nd i think that guy I spoke to sits there doing that for 8 hours every day. Grim. I couldnt hack it. Not fir me in life. Am on my own rhythm in life nonconformist even a rebel.
All my Frens have been huddled in bed today for warmth so I treated them to some chicken tendies.
interpret atoms, they call you a physicist.interpret vibrations, they call you a musician.interpret reality? they call you a schizophrenic and lock you up. how is that just?
>>79501701Mine been doing the same, lad. It's that time of year. They go back to their basic instincts.
>>79501742Aye I suppose you're right. Seen this on the Feel Street Nextdoor app. They are all at it.
arcane is so good making me put the but plug down for a minute
Arcane such a good show making me change shifts with porn
>>79501701>>79501742>>79501758Very healthy and rotund Helpers there. The ones that become acclimatised here really feel the cold, they lose most of their frost resistance when they're born here instead of their native Finland.
Buttplug goes in in 10
River Great Ouse
>>79501795Phwoar! That's one happy Fren with a nice big pie. Took this picture of my California Coon Fren back in the summer.
If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his arse hopping
>>79501852The California Coons enjoy their time in Britain, moreso in the Summer when they can enjoy themselves in the sun.
>>79501862Shell of a man
Just don't mistake a California Coon with a Compton Coon. These Frens refuse to take orders and will rob you blind.
10 days sober today de lids, still sleeping all the time as if my body is recovering from a thousand hangovers. Face is getting a little bit less bloated as well and I haven't had any panic attacks in a couple of days
>>79502021Keep at it, big lad. Proud of you. You'll feel the benefits soon enough.
Britfeel used to have the best content, now its just mongs here. Sad.
butt plugs and dildos
>>79502116What's the best content? A bunch of personality fags with their shitty radio and drama? Pfffft...
SNIFF THIS classic britfeel x
>>79502116>Britfeel used to have the best contentNo it didn't
1) looks like she picks a new pronoun every day2) mentally ill3) sexual deviant4) crooked nose5) wonky teeth6) criminally psychopathic7) daddy issues8) terrible taste in musiccheers x
>>79502156Who are you on about lass?
>>79502021so proud of you anon <33 I'm happy you're getting clean and haven't had any panic attacks recentlygood luck !!
>>79502175gimme a kiss MWAH
This Apple Music classical app has made it way easier to get into classical music when usually it felt overwhelming. Lush.
rather gay tonight
This one goes out to are very own Flad x
>>79502205Just how I like it. Boys being gay with eachother. Actual gay stuff no thanks but gay banter yes please. Love pussy though.
>>79502205"Rather gay tonight," he said in a strong British accent, looking into your eyes.
>>79501701>>79501742>>79501758>>79501795>>79501852>>79501898>>79501949Not sure what it is. Might be my autism. But suddenly a great feeling of happiness was brought upon me seeing these frogs. Thank you anon.
>>79502220mmmmmm imagine mummy Gibi breastfeeding her good girl The good girl is me thank you very much wahey x
>>79502220wonder what these asmr girls think when they see things like this
>>79502266imagine being her husband knowing you can go online and find all sorts of filth all about your wife lucky bastard
>>79502249you look thirsty, have a refreshing drink on me x
>>79502275STOP POSTING PORN YOU GOONER LOSER !!does a flying spin kick on you
>>79502249Has Olivia had her boobs done?
Shall be watching Home Alone soon I reckon. Every time I speak I immediately regret it and feel cringe. No more of that tonight.
>>79502275haha fuck now you are making my little limp cock hard
erotic roleplay on britfeel
Erotic /britfeel/ men
I said...HAS OLIVIA HAD HER FUCKING TITS DONE?
ERP BRITFEEL member
>>79502356I do not know mate do I? I love her though
Rather like a good wank to a tranner nowt gay about wanking
He said, gayly
you have to be both the fox and the wolf
>>79502388I definitely think she's enhanced herself. Been gooning to her for years. I think she's had a little boob job.
>>79502461Imagine how sweaty her perfect soft skin must be after a show x
The name's Cheb Gripper, Tit Detective
>>79502388shit taste footlad
>>79502511SO American and homeschooled girl are great songs
Olivia Rodrigo's tuppence
>>79502479She's a great singer too. One of the rare occasions I like listening to her as well as shooting my creamy muck muck over her.
>>79502522yeah agreed she can truly perform I love it. her Netflix live show was beautiful x
>shooting my creamy muck muckWhy do gooners have to say such minging thingsWhat's wrong with "having a wank"
>>79502184Who is this beauty lad
what's your first thought when you see a forriner on a mobility scooter who clearly looks like they have no mobiltiy issues.
>>79502561It's an old saying from Dick and Dom, lad...
>>79502569"how do i get on PIP like this guy"
>>79502572Oh I never watched them, too loud and shouty for my sensitive little autistic boy ears
>>79502561miaomiaomiao
>>79502589Don't know how they got away with that shit as kids telly, they had some dodgy shit on it.
It's time to...MAKEDICKSICK
>TFW no Scottish maid GF
>>79502657Laurens asmr has been god awful this year almost feel like even if she went onlyfans no one would care
>>79502680She's run out of video ideas. Probably lost the passion since getting married but still needs that YouTube revenue
>>79502711how is she even making money off those piece of shit videos.
wops spent her birthday today playing vidya.
Poor scum need to stop spending all that cash lmao
>>79502719Lauren has almost half a million subscribers and gets between 30-40k views per video. She's doing alright.
>>79502711Ugly whore. Weddings really show how narcissistic women are. GIVE ME ATTENTION.She says.
>>79502766you can't blame a bride for wanting attention on her wedding day.
>>79502766mate women want attention daily the fucking vapid holes
real incel hours, is it not
Shooting your man muck up a qt translasses arse
I got chills they are multiplying and I am losing control IT ELECTRONICS
my pass ran out fucking annoying haha x
what is it with autistics and being foxes and fucking
Hosing down a trannys arse with your hot creamy love piss
goodnight shitfeelers x
Nonce dad is applying plywood to the walls instead of drywall again, this time he's allowed, I'm off in lala land because of 6 weers, back to reality in 2 hours, sure feels like my alcoholism surgery was reversed to me, its not fun like it used to be though. Maybe it's the steak... ameriburger I am
bit cold tonight lads, doing most of my willy stroking inside my sweat pants to keep me hands warm
still no word from the University of Manchester.anons i WILL restore your access to the Picture Post archives. if there's one thing i do in life, it's this.
>drywall>sweat pantsi am being gangstalked
>>79502940He's even covered some of the windows with it mate. It's Manza-esque, yeah?.
>>79502596How do you Iike it how do you Iike it.
>>79502986SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP !!I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD MAKE YOU UPSETIM SORRYIM SO SORRY . . .
These comics are ugly and don't make any sense
making wops do a cum walk through blackpool cex
>>79503066>these comics are uglyI hear that a lot . . . its okay I still love them <33>don't make any senseI don't post them in order, but if I did they would make sense
bit of cock will do yeh good pal
>>79502964nah you've lost me there. was on about the americanism thing. try the next guy?
Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of /britfeel/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/Britfeel%20/order/asc/
>>79503134>Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of /britfeel/fascinating
i miss the internet before every fucking post was archived. yeah some nutter kept IRC logs, he's probably still in some cabin in Sweden. so what.the reality SHOULD be that we're gathering around, telling tales of old, not this cold heartless photographic shite.
Can't believe Flad is transitioning
like the schizophrenic lad, first thread in >>79503134, that guy's dead now. his family would want to see those words. that's the "best case" outcome of archiving a message board, right? and not even that's going to happen.
big tranny knob
>>79503201whats her name again lad?
>>79503206>heryou blind? he has a knob
>>79503214SHE HAS A KNOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT
>>79503220>SHE HAS A KNOB
to be fair i'd have no issue with saying, 'cor, she has a rather fine knob' in polite society.
God this month has been fucking awful. Hope Putin nukes me in my sleep
Specially designed boxroom nukes designed to take out one specific neet from great distance. Just a little nuclear poot in Barnsley and he's gone forever.
Shortness of breath and feel like I need to puke.
>>79502680Much prefer the younger one desu. Not gonna lie. Nice little thigh gap on her.
>>79503318It seems like a farfetched wish, but in early 2020 I was hoping that COVID would become such a serious crisis that I wouldn't have to go to work, and that's exactly what happened
obesity and high blood pressure linked?
>>79503365Obesity and alcoholism 2 punch combo on your blood pressure
>30 second ad interrupts youtube video a few minutes in>give up watching the rest of the video and watch something else
I wonder if the farmers got to downie Street?
High blood pressure anon here I had to wear a 24 hour monitor a while back. Done fuck all to change my lifestyle since. Disgrace.
>>79503395You're not a fan of ublock origin?
>>79503413I don't know how to do that on xbox.
how bad is being 5 foot 5 and weighing 24 stone
i am not tech savvy and i've done nothing special. uBlock Origins just works. but people keep saying oh no there's an advert??? i have NEVER seen an advert.
>>79503437Better than being 5 foot 4 and weighing 25 stone
>>79503449That's because you watch YouTube on a browser. A lot of people use their TVs, firesticks or consoles.A lot of people don't use a PC at all.
>>79503437grading on a scale of Hitler to Christ, you're about a 0.7. like it sucks but honestly there's nothing you can do, it's just your lot in life, that's not entirely hopeless just-throw-in-the-towel and you know that.
>>79503426You could try and see if you could have it as an add on for Microsoft Edge browser, and watch YouTube through that?
>>79503437Well I'm 5 ft 4 and 14 stone 6 and I feel like utter shit 24/7 so I can't even imagine being that weight.
>>79503468Not him but browsers on xbox are absolute dogshit, very unintuitive and slow to use
>>79503460Not him but, youtube on anything without an ad block is unbearable, IMO. It needs to be browser based.
Surprised SSM hasnt gotten himself another ps5 for the winter months
i am going to secretly post cool games codes in dying threads, using the ancient japanese art of sageru, timed perfectly so that the archive robots do not scrape my wares.together we will defeat the machines.
>>79501905Bovered. Am happy in life
>>79503509he gets paid thursday so he most likely will
>>79503523ignore the resident twoll crossy m8
>>79503503Maybe because I grew up with regular telly and I'm used to it but the ads on YouTube aren't the worst. Depends on the video I guess.
The tree of money must be refreshed from time 2 time with dee taxes of wagies nd tyrants
>>79503551X-Files Blu-rays shot up to 150 quid a while back and never went back down. It not right.
Am big into crying over spilled milk,,finking about what if this nd that nd how life would b different if different things happened 10 years ago nd how come this happened Y didn't I think about this before now nd insomnia going over stuff ppl said 2 me as a wean etc etc ppl that aint even alive anymore nd am worrying about what they said etc its my hobby
>>79503543Same, ye olde tv years ago, then sky then virgin. I hated them on there as they'd all be on at the same time, and would regularly lose track of what channel I was on.If watching a long video on YouTube (2+hours), I'd imagine there would be a lot of adverts.
10 years of the britfeel10 years of lads, trannies and frogsit lovely
>>79503632I thought it was like a hack when I first got Sky+ to always just record what you want to watch so you can skip the ads.
Didn't see the nu bread until just nowckin ell
>>79503625Same, imagining all situations, how there'd be a different outcomes if different words were said, or actions taken. Imagining things that not only never happened, but things that never would happen.
Corr had a few hours of beauty sleeps now having a wuppa. Life's better without the wrugs and the wooze x
>>79503699You can only do your wollocks in so many times before they are permanently done in. You need to pack it in soon, lad. You're not getting any younger.
>>79503699fresh for a shesh come friday or saturday lad it the weekend
>>79503675Eggsactly>>79503715>permanently done in wollocksScary if true
>>79503776Oh, it's true. Once you cross that line there is no going back de lid. Helper is on a slippery path I hope he can wriggle free.
>>79503652Or pausing something if needed to make a brew/drink/food/toilet trip, them could fast forward through some stuff.Most annoying would be just as I was falling asleep, adverts would start, and I'd wake up to turn to a different channel.Now*smiles*FUCK ADVERTSSaying that, I am stuck watching freepoo, and there's adverts as its gay arse normal TV.
>>79503699You have already thought about your next drink and line
>>79503833I remember All4 having the worst adverts during the day but almost none at night.I watch mostly DVDs and Blu-rays nowadays so no adverts for me de liiiid other than some trailers which I can skip.
Got an advert on YouTube just now despite having uBO installed and up to date
Corr. Cheeky bit of last order Chinese curry for me and my Apu. It so lush when you get so much, me and the frog use the left over to make curry pan; we make the dough tonight and put it near storage heater. Love the run up to Christmas we do.
>>79503460Oh so that explains it. I have always been mystified how YouTube gets any ad revenue when ad blockers are free and easy to use.>>79503543Same. TV ads have never bothered me but I can't stand online ads.
Corrrr pretty coldGonna have to get snug as a bug in a rug aren't ISnowing outside. Lush.
>>79501795>>79503987what a womfy cottage you and your apu are living in
>>79504129It sock weather sock weather.Love a double pair of comfy socks meand a night hat to pull over the eyes...Winter so much more comfier than Summer is it not?Gotta scrounge that LUSHlife.
Very bloated tonight, lads. Diet starts tomorrow. More water, less treats. Feel like a human skin someone has taken a shit in. Need to lose about five stone. Upset at myself I've let it get this bad. Chumba wumba bastard.
Sorry haven't got time to check the thread, can someone please quickly update me on whether mark stinks of fish or shit today? thanks in advance
>>79504175I was just thinking the same as I save those lovely images
>>79504212Shit today, de lad. Also Helper says life's better without the wrugs and the wooze.
>>79504212ssm only uploafed a single 11 minute video today. hes cutting down on the amount of alcohol he consumes
I wish I was here 16 hours a day
>>79504247He's been saying that for the past 2 years
SSM couldn't cut a tomato with a samurai sword.
>>79504317SSM doesn't like vegetables. They not for him
>>79504353This always makes me laugh. The blatant littering and the gormless look on his face.
Love EbinLove Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx9j9m8nz5s&t=187s>Oldest hominid fossil on record>Just left to rot thanks to incompetence and graftThis is why you don't give these people their own country. You'll just get shit like this. They need a firm but guiding hand
>>79504353did we ever find out why he did it?
Kek, all the museum visitors they show in this docukino are white too of course. I bet they looked real hard and waited patiently for some non-white ones to turn up as well, but there just weren't any
>>79504424Just feeding the birds innit. He RSPB lifetime member
Yeah this guy's ancestors have been bleached by white colonizers for sureBWC elevates all
>>79504353Cannot stand people who litter. Subhuman.
>>79504527All the YTDC litter it seems
>>79503201>>79503206Valery McQueen, streams on Chaturbate under the username venezolanats. Lovely willy on him.
>>79504567On HER, lad! Please respect her pronouns!
Wonder what this shop is hiding.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rF5OeWrmE
>>79504585He's male. I must be one of the few lads who wanks to trannies who is honest enough to admit that doing so makes me bisexual.
I don't get why people are freaking out about WW3. Everyone's on the same side anyway, America, Russia, China ect... all capitalist countries. It's all theatre for the masses, the rich elite who run our countries are all cozy with each other in private. WW3 is not good for the markets, and that's why it will never happen. So relax and keep enjoying living in the Matrix.
>>79504667There's the argument that the economy is so irreparably fucked that they want a big reset though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZXivH_XcW8>"(...) Both sides can wipe each other out several times over (...) The arms control treaties of the 1970s are all defunct.">Video title asks: "Should we be worried tho?O i am laffin
Tendies going in the oven
>>79504690Maybe, that's the only way WW3 will ever happen, is if it's signed off by the globalist elite. Everything is scripted, nothing happens without approval from our overlords. Sad but true.
>>79504667You are a huge fucktard and a paedo
>>79504784sent that freak fuhlying
Lonely feeling @ night time lately
>>79504877Why's that do you reckon? As a side note I often become inexplicably homosexual at night
Another day goes byAnd where am I?Didn't think I'd still be here
Noticed how it's usually always the same class of people obsessing over WW3 on social media, like on X or YouTube ect... retired American boomeroids with too much time on their hands so they spend all day obsessing over current events, especially conflicts. Not much different from bored NEETs obsessing over happenings on /pol/ and yes, that includes me. Makes you realize that the average person really doesn't give a shit about the war in Ukraine or the crisis in the Middle-East. They only cared about Covid because it effected them directly, if the problem is thousands of miles away they simply just don't care. Then you have these bored chronically online American boomers who get excited over maps being updated showing Russians have taken a tiny village in the Donbass or a drone strike in Lebanon has killed some Hezbollah nobody.It's really quite sad. Capitalism has rotted their brains and souls but hey at least they have nice stuff and get to watch Ukrainian soldiers get blown up in 4K.
>>79504877Love being alone me. Night time is the best time of the day. Im in my room in complete silence.
Minus 1 or sth rn but am not that cold desu
Intercourse with Ruth
>>79504981>Noticed how it's usually always the same class of people obsessing over WW3 on social mediaYeah, disabled mackem drunks who piss their pants in excitement every time there's a habbening. Dunno why you're acting all high and mighty now when you've been wishing for WW3 over and over again for months.
>>79504885Just like the whole world is against me nobody will help when they try 2 kill me off type of feeling >>79504930My current to-do list is >50% identical 2 what it was in November 2023 Never got notning done did I Need 2 sort myself out >XDYMT
>>79505027Lad's a moron, trying to make himself feel better about himself while the booze anxiety wears off. He'll start the whole thing over again at the weekend.
>>79504981god you're a dull mong
>>79504981Zoomers and millennial don't care about WW3 because they have nothing much to lose and are jaded by all the constant bad news.
>>79504667That's what they said about WW1>There will never be another European war because Germany is too dependent on British trade Maybe China would be wary of escalation for this reason but the Russian economy is now basically completely isolated from the West, they don't give a fuck.
Rosalina started at 21 quidWent out of stock then came back as 33 quid which i bought bt felt ripped off Nd then after she arrived i saw on ebay ppl sell for 15 Never thought 2 check. Once i got amazon purchase stuck in my head i had tunnel vision Doesnt matter am happy with it
>>79504981spitting facts tonight welper
>>79504631People use fake names and titles for celebrities all the time, why is calling a trans pornstar "her" a bridge too far? I mean I'm a Duke Ellington fan, pretty sure he wasn't a real duke.
>>79504718Those quotes is how u know nukes arent real desu just another scare mongering tactic
>"Fink i'll fink", the wapu wimagined to himself.
>>79505027I literally said that it included me you dullard. At least I admit it though, I know I've only been interested though when spending large amounts of time online, once I'm offline and out doing things I rarely think about happenings.>>79505120I also want to add that a lot of these chronically online boomers are likely in bad health too, and just want to a see a cheeky nuke or two go off before they die. As long as it's far away from all their stuff of course.>>79505064Zoomers are depressed because there's no great struggle for their generation. They get to told their only purpose in life is to study, work and try and climb the economic ladder like everyone else. Maybe one day own a fancy Tesla or own their very own deanobox full of things on finance. The alternative is poverty or joining the military and dying in some bullshit war for the elite.
>>79504718>"Should we be worried">Proceeds to spend three minutes explaining how fucked everyone is.
The sheer audacity of /britfeel/'s second most repetitive mong calling anyone a "dullard"
My granda always used to tell me. Worry about the things you can control. Dont worry about the things you cant. Honestly if WW3 actually happened you would be on your hands and knees praying to be incinerated in nuclear hellfire. The reality of being around after the world has been destroyed would be a fate worse than death. Goodnight lads. Hope tomorrow will be a good day for you all. Take care.
>>79505240Will the blast wave reach zone 3 London?
>>79501608how often do brits masturbate on average?
Fink me fartingtons stink
>>79505307Once a month since HRT. Idk why incels don't at least take the testosterone blocker portion. My feelings for women has been obliterated and I've never been happier. I think they call it chemical castration outside of tranny circles.
Miss my aunty ***. It grim.>>79505240Gdnight
might play some derail valley for a bit
Page fiveington is it kings X
Garn neck this wombay wadwoy wot woodle then it's beddingtons for me.
V cozy in bed dont really notice the cold now >>79505975Gdnight
>>79506117Not garn sleepingtons yet lid, just watching some YouTubes while necking this wot woodle.
Fuck me it cold. Though I only just got in beddingtons, should warms up soon.Tell you what though if you're a homeless rough sleeper rn you aren't surviving this shit.
Turning the vidya off at 4 am and then the dark, depressing realisation you're a loser neet incel who doesn't know what to do with life.
Me? Chilling in my apartment since its 1:48pm here in Nihon x
>>79506709Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
Damn this tesco clubcard is OP
I feel fucking miserable but that's just because my dopamine receptors are fried off that last wokey binge. Now is the time for self-loathing and crushing guilt. Hope Putin launches the nukes ngl. Few days from now I'll be fine though, just need to let the ol' brain recover.
>>79506709I rly did just turn off the game. Meant 2 sleep hours ago.>>79506777Trips
>>79506802no bad thoughts lad x its all fake anyway
>>79506798Rly nice discounts desu bt it used to be better tho. Tesco is v dear now
1 man can impregnate many women. Therefore most men are worthless and some just will never get sex. It's reasonably fair to not work as a man. You aren't getting any real benefit in life from working.
>>79506819Everywhere's expensive honestly, I went in Lidl recently and there are so many things there that are more expensive or the same price as Tesco. They're seriously coasting on their reputation of being cheap when they're really not.
What jobs are there really for neets like us when there's high net migration? Most of those will be taking the unskilled jobs.
>>79506838Immigration officer
You will never experience sex. You will never be happy. No woman will ever find you attractive. You're a loser.
>>79506859Sounds like a grim job. Definitely wouldn't want to do that.
>>79506877Police officer?
You have no purpose, no real friends, no girlfriend, no career. Even if you had a career you'd still be unattractive to females. You are a failure.
>>79506884I'd rather kill myself than be a power tripping thug.
projecting hard af on a wednesday morning
What political commentators do the Britjeets here follow? Tommy robinson?
>>79506894sounds like you just don't want a job
>>79506902>What political commentators do the Britjeets here follow? HHL
>>79506903He wants to keep having this conversation over and over again until he's dead
>>79506903I just don't know what job to do. Maybe there isn't anything I'll like.
Nowadays, one of the last socially acceptable biases is attractiveness, I mean obviously other biases and unfairnesses exist in society but almost nobody in the general public is talking about this, it's not a national issue, you'll hardly ever see it in the mainstream media.Attractive people always have the failsafe of marrying rich. I had an attractive girl at my school who failed all exams, spent her time smoking pot and bunking of. After leaving, she married a 30 year old tech multi-millionaire at 19 years old and lives the high life in Milan, Same probably goes for highly attractive men. Yet, somehow nobody calls this huge get out of jail free card a privilege.A friend of a friend got hired as an office administrator for an investment bank in Canary Wharf because the woman doing the hiring thought he was "really cute". The guy has no discernable commercial skills but is a good talker and very good looking, last I heard he worked his way up into HR and earns 80k GBP. That means somebody else who interviewed who was more competent but less "cute" lost out on that opportunity.A good looking cousin of mine was approached by a modelling agent while doing his weekly shop and now earns 10 - 20k for a modelling gig which usually last for about 2 weeks. What annoys me is that a lot of less attractive people who are more qualified than the pretty people lose out.Being NEET is just the result of not having good genetics.
Water stuck in my ear, it not right 1 bit
Never gonna cum raw in pussy or into latex while balls deep in pussy.
If I'm refused access to vagina I refuse to work. Simple as.
>>79507356Notice no news celebrated international men's day. It's a good job women are all capable of working without the need for men now. The best thing we can do as men is to enjoy life (without sex) by not working.If all the men not getting sex stopped working, this would be a good way to make women suffer.
>>79502266I think Gibi is still hunting down the deepfakes chad. I don't think she's going to ever succeed in finding some guy probably living in romania or india.
Happy 10th birthday /britfeel/
>>79507429And you're still a loser neet incel but older.
Not even half way through the week wagies. They will pay for my existence until I die. It's the least they can do as I get no sex, no relationships and am expected to do shit tier jobs all my life. No thanks. I choose not to do that.
>>79507490You're not on benefits
Hot shower on a cold morning, simply lushington.
>>79507521I bet you have a weird body shape
U.S. embassy in Kyiv closed and employees have been ordered to seek immediate shelter. This is the first time they've done this since the start of the invasion. Could be a nothing burger or some shit is about to go down.https://ua.usembassy.gov/mascot-update-u-s-embassy-kyiv-ukraine/
>>79507605Either way I'm not getting a shit job if I don't get sex and a relationship out of it.
possibly the first ever genuinely funny ruthmong moment
>>79507497I'll be on the bennies one day.
>>79507647Too bad it wasn't ruthmong but an imposter.
>>79506993Shoe designer.
>>79507548Weird cope to think this desuNot entirely incorrect though
I think my daughter is an incel.
Spent half the night nauseous from bloating. Starting my day with an ice cold tin of Pepsi to encourage some burping. Feel like a baby.Heating possibly will be fixed today if the council play ball, say a prayer for me, lads.Hope you all have a good day whether you're waging or dossing.
>>79507662>I'll be on the bennies one dayIf youre not on bennies now what makes you think youll be in the future?
>>79507802I saw that post on Reddit too but I didn't read it as it seemed like bait, like most of the shite on the front page.
>>79507829Yeah it was clearly bait. No girl can be incel. Sex is easily obtainable 24/7 for women.
Lots of things to do today but i feel lazy af
>>79507853What you got to do then, lad?
>>79507843Even for Emily Pops?
>reddit postingState.Sorry,state.
>>79507858Get my bicycle fixed, some data entry, write two emails and make 1 phone call, haircut, pick up some things
>>79507440I'm employed and have shagged 5 women
who else is a mod in sea's chat ?
>>79507859Yes just go on tinder and fuck
>>79507883Well, tick tock, lad. You're wasting light!FEWER AD BREAKS FOR THIS LONG VIDEO.
Given the chance I would shag Emily Pops
>>79507903I'm still in bed though cba to get up it too cold
>>79507802I can help with that, for free!
Ruthmong is an incel.
my twink feet fucking stink
/britfeel/ is a shagger generalneed incels put out of business
>>79507816I always found Dr pepper to be the most burp inducing pop.Good luck with beating the bloat.I'll be dossing today, as per usual.
>>79507907Ew, you'd shag her american grandfather?GAAAAY.
>>79507917True that. The cold is seeping into my joints.>>79507934Last time I had Dr. Pepper it didn't taste as I remembered it.
Just had my first solid shit in 3 days
Anyone planning a wank today? Might set a few hours aside to watch some classic Raylene porn.
>>79507953I'm not sure about the taste, I don't really drink much of it, just remember it making me burp each time I had a mouthful.
>>79507981>RayleneCorr what a brilliant choice Might join you on that one
Thinking about bleached assholes
High School Musical was released almost 18 years ago. Mad. Had a few adolescent wanks to Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale, did I not?
>>79507892Don't have a youtube account. They don't let you sign up without a phone number which I don't have.
>>79508012How do you not have a phone number in this day and age? You a technophone or just an autist or a conspiracy theorist?
>>79508022Not allowed a phone if you're a nonce
>>79508024Would be quite difficult to do stuff like banking nowadays without a phone.
>>79508022I don't need a phone and I'm not getting one. Why should I have to carry a device that listens in on me constantly just to be able to make purchases or use services?
I'd go to the gym, but I don't want to be harangued by horny THOTs.
Ah, schizo then
>>79508044I'd also attach an image if I remembered.
>>79508042Fair enough lad but you're fooling yourself if you think you're not being tracked elsewhere. Also, schizos like yourself always act like you're so interesting and important to be tracked. Many such cases!
>he thinks the government doesn't monitor its shitizensBeing "interesting" has nothing to do with it. They monitor everything.
Getting some nice burpingtons out now. Took me state mandated Vitamin D too.
Sticking my cock between Maya Jama's big tits.
You schizos make me laugh*laughs*I trust our government and all governments worldwide, they'd never lie to us, all those honest lads and lasses, never lied before, never lie in the future.
>>79508064Hard to keep track of everything tho lad. 99% of the shit posted here they give no shits about. It is the absolute zero IQ retards who post edgy threatening stuff on Facebook with their fucking full name and place of work available who get arrested.They are worried other retards will follow their advice and actually burn down a mosque with people in. I actually do hate the hate speech laws in the U.K. but Jesus Christ the people get done of it are almost always absolute fucking drips with no common sense.
>>79508054This is just projection from the kind of normalfag who constantly posts their life on social media and instagram. I don't think I'm important. I still don't want to be spied on constantly and have my conversations listened in to.
>>79508079I'm not saying the government aren't tracking us in some way but some schizos think they are particularly interested in them for some reason.
Anyone here ever known anyone who was caught by the police with child abuse images? What were they like? Was it unexpected like a Rolf Harris thing?
>>79508095Remember the American psych guy Dr Phil saying that the hardest shit to deal with in his job are people with extreme paranoia who actually do have people in their life persecuting and manipulating them, just not to the grandiose extent that they imagine.Similar situation with a lot of conspiracy lads tbqh.
>>79508100Yeah. My uncle was arrested for nonce images. Fucking destroyed the family so it did.
Look I'm just not going to carry a phone. If the government wants to go cashless then they shall have to come up with their own systems independent of all the chinese and american big tech companies. It will no doubt cost hundreds of billions. But that's not really my problem is it? Cash is just fine as it is and if the government wants to replace it for no reason it's their responsibility to make sure vulnerable people like me can still make transactions without needing to use a phone.
>>79508100Love to look on the U.K. and Ireland database of nonces me. Funny when you find the odd woman there and it usually turns out to be a tranny. https://uk-database.org/
>>79508120Nobody gives a shit about you lad the world keeps on turning and youll get left behind. Adapt or die
>>79508084It's not just about monitoring social media. Phones, laptops, PCs, emails, think of it all as compromised.A lot of people say they aren't bothered about lack of privacy, say things like oh I don't do anything dodgy/shady so have no need for privacy/security, but if that's the case, why not live in houses with clear glass walls?
>>79508120They want to get rid of cash to tax avoiding cash in hand transactions. Drug dealing will probably become harder as well when we go post cash. Just have to get used to it lad. It is not the government driving it alone. Private companies want it as well to stop small tax dodging business competitors. Not really the governments job to care about you. You are just one voter. One mong with no phone or card. They do not care. They only care about getting elected. If you cannot pay for food because you have no phone or card that is literally your issue and the government will not care. YOU need to adapt to the world. The world gives a fuck about you.
There's plenty of elderly people and disabled lads who can't use phones. Tech people just assume everyone has a smartphone and knows how to use apps. But when you're designing systems intended for 100% adoption among the population you can't make those assumptions. You're going to have to come up with some alternative that's just as easy to use and accessible as cash. It will no doubt be very expensive. But this is just the price you have to pay to make things accessible to vulnerable people. Really it's no different to installing wheelchair ramps everywhere.
>>79508147Elderly people will die off soon. The generation incapable of using a smartphone will be pushing up daisies within the next 15 years. It is going to happen eventually.
>>79508146Sorry lad but I'm just not doing it. The government will have to come up with some alternative that keeps transactions accessible to vulnerable populations and disabled lads like me. It will no doubt cost a lot of money. But that's not really my problem is it? I was perfectly happy with cash.
>>79508161> Sorry lad but I'm just not doing it.Ok. Fine. Your choice. >The government will have to come up with some alternative that keeps transactions accessible to vulnerable populations and disabled lads like me. No. They. Dont. Your entitled attitude is literally the problem with Britain. Nobody is obliged to care about in the slightest. Our free healthcare and free education to 18 has created entitled cretins like you. The world is a jungle and everyone is responsible for themselves. No one has any obligation to look after you. That is your job. No one elses. If you starve and end up homeless because you are too much of a mong to get a phone then that is your issue/problem. Nobody cares.
Gangstalking Ruthmong but he never leaves his boxroom.
Cash is easy. You have it in your hands, you can count it. Lots of <70 IQ disabled lads who can just about manage with using cash but will be hopeless at setting up phones and bank accounts. If 2% of the population has an IQ below 70 that's 1,600,000 people. The government has a duty to make sure those vulnerable populations still have access to money. I'm thinking some kind of government payment system that is available to everyone and independent of banks and american big tech companies. It will cost hundreds of billions to set such a thing up. But that's not really my problem.
Not a bad day today. Looks like Negative November might have concluded
Nice little kino delivery today.As a side note, last time I was in the GP there was an old man kicking off about not being able to register on the new online system.Reminded me of I, Daniel Blake.
i only carry cash to give it homeless lads sometimes, feel bad if i dont give them anything
>>79508199>Nobody is obliged to care about in the slightest. Our free healthcare and free education to 18 has created entitled cretins like you. The world is a jungle and everyone is responsible for themselves. No one has any obligation to look after you.Sorry lad but that's not how it works. The government has a duty to take care of vulnerable populations. If you're going to force everyone to use your specific version of money then it's on you to make sure it's available to everyone. All these edge cases, all the consulting. It's going to cost a LOT to figure something out. But that's for the government to worry about.
>>79508222Fuck that. Too many homeless druggie scum in my town centre. I don't give them anything because they'd be straight round the corner for another hit.
>>79508205> Cash is easy. You have it in your hands, you can count it. Lots of <70 IQ disabled lads who can just about manage with using cash but will be hopeless at setting up phones and bank accounts. If 2% of the population has an IQ below 70 that's 1,600,000 people. The government has a duty to make sure those vulnerable populations still have access to money. No. The government has no such duty. Such people need to rely on an extended community that takes care of them. You can see that in countries with no welfare state, extended families, communities and religious communities take care of each other. Their society is much stronger because people have to rely on their community to survive. You can even low-key see this in the USA. Poor and dysfunctional people rely on their churches a lot. Our welfare state has massively atrophied our natural communities and strength of extended families. We need to strengthen them again by slowing dismantling the welfare state. People will suffer but some people need to suffer for our society to grown strong again.
>>79508229> The government has a duty to take care of vulnerable populationsNo. No they do not. The government has only the duty to protect negative rights. The money used to fund your mong money comes from high IQ high earning citizens. You are stealing money from them to fund your continued retardation. Normal functioning people owe you nothing.
>>79508242Sounds like you're a bit of a mong yourself to be honest.
>>79508236But lad. If you give them money they will spend it on heroin and then they will likely overdose and some point and then fewer homeless people. It is win win!Personally, I think we should just hand out super strength heroin. People who get into that make their fucking choice. It is just natural selection at a certain point.
This lad would have done well in Nazi Germany. Of course if he takes ill or has an accident he'd shortly change his tune. Many such cases!
>>79508255I am likely the highest IQ posters here. Guaranteed. You have no idea how stupid you are.
>>79508262Only low IQ mongs become ill or have life-altering injuries
>>79508263>>79508270People who brag about having a high IQ tend to be mongs.
>>79508263Not him but>I am>postersI am finky u not 2 smart
>>79508262Nazi Germany venerated injured veterans.People with inherited disabilities were targeted for Aktion T4 extermination. Prior to Nazi Germany though plenty of rational and liberal individuals like John Stuart Mill supported soft eugenics. Grants for low IQ citizens to be sterilised and grants for high IQ citizens to have many kids.
>>79508279And yet I am vastly more intelligent than you. Curious!
>>79508286My intellect is so high even conceptualising it would blind a subhuman mong such as yourself. I am a the apotheosis of intellect in human form. My thoughts are simply incomprehensible to the denizens of this foul britfeel.
>>79508292>starts a sentence with andmong alert
>>79508302>I am a the
>>79508242High IQ post. Lower class people in the U.K. rely on mummy government too much. Like mong secondary school kids who still suck on mummys tits. Communities need to look after themselves.
>>79508304Yes, sentences beginning with "and yet" are an implied continuation of an interlocutor's sentence. You have been done!
>>79508304Shakespeare started sentences with And you absolute mentally feeble imbecilic troglodyte.
>>79508263Seriously doubt it lad. I had the highest reverse digit span score my examiner had ever seen.
*unzips IQ*
HHL's has the highest IQ here I reckon.
>>79508323Sad lad.You have absolutely no idea who I am but I guarantee you that I am smarter than you by a significant margin.
>>79508322Shakespeare was a mong, lad. He couldn't even write proper English.
>>79508323>highest reverse digit span scoreOh does that measure the breadth of your monkey feat you fucking dipshit monkey??
>>79508331Guess I'll just have to take your word for it then.
I think at this point what we need is a complete societal collapse with no welfare state or functioning government whatsoever. This way, lots of people will die but what is left will be stronger, smarter, harder and more world ready once order has been restored. Seriously though, imagine if the government collapsed how many people who rely on the government services would just die of starvation within the first year.
My IQ is so high it's in the double digits.
>>79508343The world needs more people with high IQs not mongs who know how to farm and hunt.
>>79508331Go on then lad tell me your IQ
I have achieved a system wherein I can sustain myself and live completely independently using my own faeces, cum and blood. It's quite magnificent. All thanks to my MASSIVE IQ.
>>79508355Let us just put it this way. I am a member of MENSA.
Deenz and rice for breakmas
>>79508367Me? I'm a member of NAMBLA.
>>79508367Ever been to a MENSA orgy?
He is running out of gimmicks
seasideMARK is supporting mushroom farmershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAbE4WWsrQ
MENSA ORGY?
>>79508395Mushrooms are not farmed. They are cultivated.
>>79508395Haven't seen that much fungi since Ruthmong pulled his foreskin back.
Working with a new American on the team it's honestly quite interesting to see the obvious difference in temperament between yanks and brits. SO much more outgoing, extroverted, front-loaded etc. Regularly just messages to say things like 'hey, you doing alright?'. Not that my brit colleagues aren't friendly and polite, but it's definitely way more reserved and muted.
>>79508423Any Yank I've met has been an insufferable cunt so you got lucky.
Wearing 3 layers and still cold. It not right.
The thread has slowed as the wagies have settled into work.
>>79508423Yeah most brits are miserable cunts who hate everythingDidn't used to be this way, think the bitterness has just gestered for too many decades
>>79508506yes i have been very diligently waggling my mouse every 5 minutes whilst I scoff my brekkie down
>>79508506>The thread has slowed as the wagies have settled into work.fascinating
Came in the next door neighbour's arse last night.
>>79508592And how did he feel about that
>>79508607Well he was asleep so not sure he knows.
would be quite mental wouldn't itgoing for your morning shit and discovering a big load of cum in the middle of it
>>79508592>>79508607>>79508609How did his boyfriend feel about it?
Clocked his syntax
Quite enjoying the current crop of videos about the decline of thunderfoot. Love seeing people like him spiral into nothing.
>>79508639What's that disgusting mealy-mouthed fucktard been up to?
Phwoar! Masters of Cinema reissued Shoah on Blu-ray... just in time for WW3!
>>79504317This fat addict could
shippy is french difficult to learn?
>>79508646Apparently he's been obsessed with SpaceX for a while now, going on insane rants about how it's stupid, never going to work etc. Seems to be based on nothing else other than his dislike for Musk because he disagrees with Musk's politics lol.
>>79508680French is widely considered to be one of the absolute easiest languages to learn for native English speakers.
>>79508680You probably know it already just by being gay
>>79508689i think thats norwegian, no?
>>79508395Mushroom farmers have been rendered obsolete
>>79508689We We je speaka very goode le France hon-hon-honIt's a piece of piss is French
>>79508693Lol nah all those Scandinavian ones are really hard. But I think the hardest overall is considered to be Estonian or something.
Boring blog time.Sister and her fella annoy me at times, they try to take over and do things their way. Last night, I was going to order my mum a powerbank (decentish one with led screen) and new charger (doesn't have a USB port on her charger), but she was chatting with my sister and said to wait till today. An amazon package just turned up, a powerbank and 3 USB charging leads. Pb is alright, but no screen and 1 tiny power button. No need for the 3 leads.Does my tits in.
My room-mate speaks french. He is from Poland though.
I speak Dutch and German, born Dutch. Lived here for 20 years though so I'm one of de lads.
>>79508730The Dutch are pretty much English anyway
I speak English and Irish.Irish is a bit useless unless I'm in certain places.
Ruthmong speaks the language of love.
>>79508738Think it's about time everyone just forgot about the celtic languages desu, time to move on
>>79508680how would he know? He just collects books he doesn't read
The dollies aren't even here
Balding the days away
>>79508509Not him but, just absolutely normal stuff that lad, not a nation that has long been divided and conquered, not a nation thwt has been constantly stamped on by governments and media, not a nation that has constantly been demoralised called racist for any sense of national pride. Yeah just par for the course lad, the battle of democracy.
imagine fighting some brutal guerrilla jungle war for this
>>79508784I'm a famous britfeel personality but I'm posting incognito this morning.
>>79508758Nah, in Ireland and even Northern Ireland a lot of places where people speak it. It's a cultural thing mostly. We have Irish language schools here in Northern Ireland.
Good news, lads. My heating is fixed and my Iceland shop has NO substitutions.
>>79508893good news for you but whats in it for us?
seasideMARK is eating some fresh donuts and it's lush. Well you only have one life don't you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb_LfjWTU4s
>>79508926I'll make less seethe posts probably de lid.
A random courier knocked on my door yesterday. I wasn't expecting a delivery. He carried nothing.Overheard him calling someone and saying 'I'm at the door now'. May have heard him mention a hospital, but I am no emergency contact.He didn't even leave a note. Wondering if he'll come back today. Guess I'll finally be getting V&. Later, anons.
>>79508968My late Amazon delivery turned up at my doorstep at 8am this morning. I appreciate the fucker making double time to make up for his mistake.
>>79508968>Overheard him calling someone and saying 'I'm at the door now'.Yeah you're fucked, what sort of courier says thatGet the dead man's switch ready
>>79508961>seasideMARK is eating some fresh donuts and it's lush. Well you only have one life don't you?fascinating
>>79508832That you Titlod? Gwarn give us some chebs.
>>79508961Has he fully given up on losing weight now? He's doubled down on the beers, the snacks, the takeaways again. The fucking size of the man is frightening.
>>79509000calories in calories out de lid
Anyone else who had to teach himself how to walk properly? Like what to do with your arms and that?Even then I'm told I still walk like a mong penguin.
38yo incel. Can't even get old women to fuck me. Matched with a smol qt who actually conversed with me. For once a woman was not turned off by my forward profile. Even said I was handsome and cute. I mentioned that I liked she was small, as I am a manlet myself. She fucking blocked me.Now using Kasual and got nothing real. Now trying Down and got a like from over a hundred miles away. OkC randomly banned me after 17 years; never got a meet. Rejoined PoF a while back and had nothing real yet. Just re-matched with a chick from outside my city. Left a message this morning, but still no response. All these false near-misses and I'm still incel as fuck.
>>79508961I wish I could just eat junk food every day without a care
>>79509000He can't lose weight. Any exercise makes him sweat and his TMAU gets worse.
>>79509010To some extent if you count it in general postureI figured out that my hip tendons were quite tight so I fixed that by focusing on activiating my glutes when moving around
>>79509011Women are very shallow, lad. Unless you're 7 foot they don't wanna know.
>>79509024As a teen I walked with my hands in my pocket and never looked up from the ground. Had to force myself to swing my arms and look around to seem normal.
Well he can't get a job if he smells of fish can he?
>>79509032Small, hurried steps and a hoodie permanently up? That would really complete the mind image.
>>79509035fishmongers stink of fish all the time, doesn't stop them
>>79509035Has someone informed him that fishmongers exist?He could get reasonable adjustments so that on days where he stinks of shit he can stay at home
Just fried some kippers and now the room smells of SSM
>>79508832Are you the Mr. Anon with talkative and curious trampoline-boinging girlchild neighbor?
Spare a thought for the haddock, salmon and monkfish that get told they smell like a fat alcoholic from Wareham every day
>>79509061it not their fault They have to binge drink and eat junk food to cope
>>79509040Imagine a fat penguin waddling at a quick pace. That was me.
>>79509072Perfect, thanks lad, I was imagining some skinny 5 foot lad but that's a helpful correction.
>>79509035Why can't he work in a fish market?
>>79509061Spat my strawberry acai lemonade out at this
Good sleepington this wasckin ell
Cumming in my neighbours arse again. Got to stop this.
called my mums bf a deadbeat loser over the phone yesterday and he got so mad he threatened to fight me lol.
>>79509143Reckon you could take him?
>>79509145i'm taller, heavier and 20 years younger than him. He's a raging alcholic and has constant withdrawal tremors.It'd be a piece of piss.
>>79509152Is this the one who used your toothbrush? I'd help you spark the cunt out.
Keep waking up with cum in my arse, lads. Not sure what to do. Might have to ask the local chemist to inspect my rim.
>>79509160Might want to stop fellas sticking their willies up your bum lad, that should do the trick
>>79509158yeah. I left the house yesterday because him being there just makes me stressed as fuck. Rang my mum and he answered, said fuck off and then hung up.Mum rang back and I can hear him mouthing off in the background "WHY'S HE TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF?" So I just said fuck off you deadbeat loser and hung up. He was leaving just as I arrived home and had to console my mum who was in tears over it.She's absolute fucking blind to his freeloading and won't hear anything against him. I'm fucking paying rent for the 4+ months he's lived here and he's not paid a PENNY towards the fucking house.He makes nearly 20 QUID AN HOUR driving a lorry and I'm paying for him to sit there on the settee like a fucking creeping alcoholic mould.
>>79509143Motherfucker. FOOD EATER!https://youtu.be/3gncRuwFbuo?feature=shared
Time 4 a new pier themed thread>>79509164>>79509164>>79509164
>>79509060that gimmick was so noncey, right up britfeel's alley
>>79508730The Dutch and the English have a deep connection which spans many centuries. I welcome the Dutch.
