>Make friends>Learn cool stuff>Become respected >Gain purpose in your life by fighting for something thats noble
nah in the army 99% of the time you usually just get paid to do wagie shit but more lame, never fight and then you get out and buy dodge charger
>>79516440Already did, already out.Wasn't as bad as people think.Wasn't great either.Its just a job.
>>79516440I wanna facefuck that cute twink on the left so bad
>>79516462thats not a twink
>>79516440I support the troops by sexually satisfying their wives when they are away.>Never use a condom>Always cum inside>My child grows up in a patriotic household with full benefits>Keeps wife from divorcing watfighter over being lonely>Keeps warfighter focused on mission instead of drama back homeYou may thank me for my service
>>79516440Gain purpose.Lol.I guess being a cuckhold is a purpose
>>79516440kill yourself, recruiter scum.
>>79516619He usually does after I cum in his wife.Luckily his benefits still transfer to the child.
>>79516440im usaf, has been well worth it so far. definitely helped me mature and grow to be a leader.
>>79516440>meanwhile your wife fucks a dozen guys and you get a divorce when you finally make it backuhhh based?
>>79516440>Gain purpose in your life by fighting for something thats nobleI can assure you no one has ever joined the army for that and if they did they are quick to realise how they've been swindled
>>79516440No thanks, zogbot recruiter
>>79517061yeah join either the army or the coast guard is what ive heard
>>79517092sorry i meant air force or coast guard
kill yourself OP; its better than leading innocent people to their deaths
>>79516440You fags are already signed up for selective service anyways. I won't have to worry about that but I'm worried for you guys.
>>79516440I think I might be ostracized as being a quiet weirdo, if I'm put in a environment like that, and I can't leave idk if I could handle it
>>79517086>noooo killing browns makes you a zogbotNice try jewboy, but the fact is the USA killed 4,5000,000 shitskins in the war on terror. Go seethe and cry lol.
>>79516440Joining the army or fighting any war for my country knowing what I know now is terrifying. I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid to survive.I can not think of a worse fate than losing my limbs and becoming medically dependent on the people around me. I don't hate the crippled, but I am terrified of becoming one of them and then being discarded by the state that bullies and ignores it's populace.I don't want to murder. I don't want to die. No nation is worth disobeying God for.
>>79516440>fighting for something thats nobleThat shit hasn't happened in 200 years.
>>79517234Go Navy.Be a nuke.It's expected.SubVol if you're especially weird.
>>79516440Bait used to be believable>>79517328this
>>79516440Get fucked recruiter scum.
>husband joins the army>he gets over seas>get bored and lonely after a week>invite my black friend over>we fuck>way better than my cuck military husband ever was>he starts coming over regularly and even brings his friends>constantly getting railed by bbc>after a week the entire bed is just soaked with my squirt>just throw a fresh towel down>get call from military official>"We regret to inform you that your husband died keeping Israels interests safe>"ohh....">feel very sad>hang up>hit up the entire crew>get high on molly>spend the next month getting fucked by bbc pretty much nonstop>Jerome asks me if I'm worried my husband will find out>"oh don't worry, he stepped on a landmine or something">go back to fuckingjoin the military if you want to die for Israel well the woman you love gets mauled by niggers anon.
>>79516440Will it give me a job? The job process in the civilian world filters me heavily
>>79517346Yeah but I want to see the sky
>>79517455>Go into recruiters office>Strikingly handsome John Everyman sweet talks you into singing with "Get any job you want and a huge sign on bonus!">You take the asvab and score high>Aw shit anon, sorry but all the positions you listed are filled.>Enlisted as ground pounding Israeli meatshield>Get sent to boot>Surrounded by mystery meat subhumans, trannies and women>They don't have to do shit because expecting them to perform the bare minimum is too much, you however have to>Finish boot>Get sent to some desert shithole because Israel started yet another conflict by bombing a school and a hospital and went into territory not owned by them>You're patrolling in the Fighting Trannies Division 69>Seargent DaQuarious McNegroe gets hit with a drone, the rest of your squad 41% themselves immediately>You're left alone but you hear the buzzing of drones overhead>You know the end is nigh>You get hit with a $20 WalMart drone eith a grenade strapped to it, losing your legs and your lower torso piloted by Salim BinGoatfucking in some hole somewhere, supplied by Dmitri DrnkonVodkainski>Your last view before your vision permanently fades to black is up at the blue sky>"Yeah but I want to see the sky" on r9k is the last thing that goes through your mind before you permanently sleep.
>>79517061What was the best part about your girl getting fucked by another man and what did his cum taste like when you felched it out of her pussy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbAjjFjaSc0
>>79517568Beautiful read anon, thanks
>>79517608So you have a girl? Got any proof like stuff she left around your house a guy wouldn't own? Would love some proof you're not a guy with no GF telling another guy to be insecure about his GF being unfaithful while he is abroad.
I'd rather die homeless than die in the middle east.
All ZOGbots burn in hell forever you knowDon't lose your eternal soul as these "men" have
>>79516440Most people here will never fall for your shit you recrooter faggot. Not to mention how many of us are mentally ill incels who wouldn't be useful to you anyways.
>>79516440Kill yourself zogbot nigger
>>79516440I will only join if we fight Russia in Europe 80s cold war style.
