>wake up with bf by me>snuggle/fuck>he goes to work>doomscroll and cry and rot in bed for 8 hours>he comes back>take walk together>go to the grocery store together>come home and make food together>shower together>get ready for bed together>snuggle/fuck then watch anime>sleep togetherthis works for now but what if he turns abusive?
Shut the FUCK up, fembot.
>fembot lifestyle>wake up with bf-ok you can stop right there fakecel im sick of your shit
>>79516745*sigh* Wow, I really wish I had a bf. *thinks* If I had a bf... I can only imagine the possibilities. For starters, maybe I'd rent out somewhere with a basement... Yes, a basement. With a single bed down there and nothing else. Then when I find my perfect guy I can chain him up to the frame by his arms and legs and keep him until he falls in love with me because no other woman will give him as much adoration and care as me. *sigh* If only...
>>79516795forgot to mention, I'm trans btw, if that's okay <3
>>79516745>>doomscroll and cry and rot in bed for 8 hoursYoure a lazy retarded parasite, I hope he cheats on you with his female coworker and marries her
>>79516745>oh NOOOOOOO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO SPENDS TIME WITH ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEELPI hope you get stabbed to death, bitch. Fuck you slut.
>>79516745>>wake up with bf by meSHHHHUUUUUTTTTT UUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!! >:c*Rips your face off of you*
bumping so nonas can find bfs
keep posting these threadsit's funny to see the animals shriek
>>79516745me except my robot bf wont have sex with me anymore
>used to work high stress job that paid well>fiance provides for me now>cook 3 meals a day, clean anything that needs it, care for his cats>rest of the day is getting stoned, streaming games to nobody for spending money, cuddling once he's home, and looking at degenerate hentai until he gets home to help me actually get offngl I'm a lot higher as a dumb drug addled fucktoy I don't have to worry about SHIT anymore I finally feel like I can exhale and take it easy for a little bit
>>79517627>I'm a lot higherMeant I'm a lot happier but I'm a lot higher too I guess
>>79517145Why not? Rape him instead
>>79516795Were you the femanon that wanted a coding buddy
>>79517627Based but you're clearly a trans ex-programmer.
>>79517952>transNo we're trying to have kids>programmerI worked at a cybersecurity firm doing penetration testing and stuff like that. It was always very stressful because if I messed up and overlooked something it could end up being our fault there was a breach or something down the line. We worked for big companies and banks and stuff. I had a lot of trouble sleeping and the stress gave me stomach problems
>>79516745that sounds literally perfect for both of you but you're going to ruin it by causing drama
