/r9k/ - hiding a landmine under moids doormat - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

11/20/24(Wed)21:45:02 No.79516773

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hiding a landmine under moids doormat

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:45:56 No.79516780

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:45:56 No.79516780

picking up foid by the collar with two fingers and flicking her out the window

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:46:32 No.79516790

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:46:32 No.79516790

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jokes on you, I dont go outside

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:48:13 No.79516801

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:48:13 No.79516801

I look forward to your guitarded ass posts every day.

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:49:17 No.79516808

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:49:17 No.79516808

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>>79516801
guitared?
huh? what does that even mean??? o_O??

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:49:56 No.79516814

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:49:56 No.79516814

landmines are pretty big and heavy theyre gonna be immediately noticeable

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:51:39 No.79516832

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:51:39 No.79516832

>>79516808
Guitarded = Guitar + Retarded.

I'm just trying to evolve the English language with my autistic ass vernacular.

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:52:32 No.79516840

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:52:32 No.79516840

>>79516832
autistasticnacular

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:53:15 No.79516847

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:53:15 No.79516847

>>79516840
You're doing great. Keep at it, and you'll be a pro too, kiddo.

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:54:15 No.79516858

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:54:15 No.79516858

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>>79516832
tell me more of your fancy words

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:57:00 No.79516878

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:57:00 No.79516878

>>79516847
Yeah, uh, hit em with the flim flam, the wimmy zim zam, you ain't passing this exam, enationionated ingratiatedabatedspate, dolly wound up spinning the snake with the cake, debasalacious crotatious, rimmesylabatius

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)21:58:39 No.79516891

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:58:39 No.79516891

>>79516858
I really like the word 'bungler'. Though I can't take credit for that one.
An insult I came up with is 'fuckbuckler'.

Just examples of autistic ass vocab.

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:00:45 No.79516910

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:00:45 No.79516910

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h-huhhhh~ w-wwhats that big bulge under my doormat......

scotch
11/20/24(Wed)22:03:10 No.79516929

scotch 11/20/24(Wed)22:03:10 No.79516929

>>79516891
me and my friend made a slur for hedgehogs called munkler is that counts. can also be used a verb like "quit munking around" etc

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:06:20 No.79516954

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:06:20 No.79516954

>>79516773
Fuck off erping discord freak just fuck off already fuck off fucking fuck off fuck off now and forever fuck the fuck off just fuck off FUCK OFF

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:14:43 No.79517029

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:14:43 No.79517029

>>79516954
Look at this obsessed retard.

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:20:48 No.79517076

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>>79516954
>>>79516773 (OP)
Fuck off erping discord freak just fuck off already fuck off fucking fuck off fuck off now and forever fuck the fuck off just fuck off FUCK OFF

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:22:07 No.79517087

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:22:07 No.79517087

FUCK I FORGOT THE > FUCK THIS RETARDED SITE AND THIS FAGGOT BOARD

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:22:46 No.79517090

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:22:46 No.79517090

>>79516954
>erping discord freak
what are you projecting you schizo

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:24:18 No.79517103

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:24:18 No.79517103

>be me
>walking the dog
>on the way back home
>my cat is in the window to greet us
>dog gets excited and bolts towards the door
>a massive explosion goes off
>my dog is vaporized on the spot
>cops say it was a gas leak
>still miss him to this day

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:25:33 No.79517118

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:25:33 No.79517118

jerked off to your thread

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:26:59 No.79517129

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:26:59 No.79517129

>>79516801
I know you got that from those gayass ads by that retard who spends thousands of dollars on ads on this website to advertise his shitty music. Don't even remember what his name was. Imbred?

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:30:00 No.79517151

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:30:00 No.79517151

>>79517118
NJIOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK EWE EWEW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:37:02 No.79517195

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:37:02 No.79517195

>>79516954
I see pooner is projecting again.

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)22:39:01 No.79517216

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)22:39:01 No.79517216

>>79516773
>smacking a misbehaving foid on her pale bottom

All fields
11/20/24(Wed)23:17:17 No.79517501

All fields 11/20/24(Wed)23:17:17 No.79517501

>>79517195
Not everyone that's sick of your shit is a pooner just fuck off already fuck off fuck off now you do this bullshit day and night

All fields
11/20/24(Wed)23:19:43 No.79517527

All fields 11/20/24(Wed)23:19:43 No.79517527

>>79517029
And yet you worship women for merely existing. You both 24/7 hate and worship them. You beg for their validation like a starved dog. Who's the obsessed retard?

Anonymous
11/20/24(Wed)23:51:31 No.79517778

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)23:51:31 No.79517778

>>79516773
Good thing I shrunk myself down so I no longer trigger the mine