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I just turned 40 and I'm a KVH. Have never dated.

People dont understand just how traumatizing this is. They expect me to find women my own age, too. Like, they expect my virgin dick to be ready for 40yo single moms.
>ur just picky, ree! what makes u think u deserve young girls RREEEE that's misogyny, cancel him!
I'm the victim here, though. Everyone deserves a steady, timely sexual development. I'm currently missing over 20 years of experience. There's information missing in my head. Happiness and life not lived.
My dick never experienced normal relationships with young women and I'm supposed to jump straight from my childhood to my elderly years without experiencing the (best) bits in between. It's psychologically impossible. One part of your brain is always in childhood. People dont understand the tabula rasa theory. An empty mind doesnt become non-empty on its own, you need experience to become - you know - mature. If you dont understand why I still lust after belly button teens, it's on you. I'm not even gonna apologize for it, because the sexual sector in my brane literally is 18 years old. It should be fuckin clear that nobody's very first gf in life isnt fucking 50 years old. That's not normal.

I'm doomed. I have the mind of a 15yo autist inside the crumbling body of a 40yo incle. There's no female match in existence.
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>>79519162
Just find a single mom that isn't fat at least anon. Rough situation you are in.
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>>79519181
Yeah I know but it's hard to accept that my first gf in this life will be a single mom.
I never got to experience the scenario where both parties of the relationship are in the same stage of life and development
Not even sure if it's gonna work, because she will immediately notice that there's something off, we're out of phase
She wants to talk about mortgage, I want to play Super Mario
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>>79519326
Must be scary anon, facing the world down leagues behind. But you gotta move now, before it's too late. Who knows? If you work hard you might even snag a mid to late twenty something girl, hell, maybe even a early twenties girl.
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I have never seen a vagina IRL.
Truth and light brother.
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>>79519181
that's retarded. Find a fat bitch without kids and don't be a cuckhold.
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>>79519369
Yea, this lifestyle of mine is intimidating as fuck
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>>79519403
I'm a 34yo virgin and I look like a Chad too. People think it's not possible but it actually is, they just dont know better. And it's becoming more commonplace now that loneliness is on the rise.
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>>79520386
A lot of girls nowadays are pretty much chad only, lesbian or asexual. Artificial insemination will reverse the birth rate decline.
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>>79519162
Your options:
>40 year old single mums
They generally have lower standards, are tired of life, they just want security and companionship, this is possible. But you reject those.
>Teens
Nope. The only way a teen would date a 40 year old is to be a gold digger. They are into hot guys, you have nothing to offer for them. So you are rejecting the only option you have.
>My brain is literally 18 year old
Nobody wants a manchild. That's why you will always be single. Everyone sees at first sight you are a retard. It's not because you missed out on teen love: plenty of people are late bloomers and turn out fine. You are just a retard, that's all
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>>79519162
I will soon be a 41 year old virgin.
Wishing best of luck to you buddy
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Any prison gays here?
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>>79519403
>>79520386
Delusional mentalcels.



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