Sumburgh Head Lighthouse edition
seasideMARK's aerial item extravaganza. He got that butterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDJzybuTqek
Will venture out soon, will I not
He got a cow butter dish lid
>>79519417i hope the britain gets nuked by russia or china
He got that cow butter dish base
>>79519427https://youtu.be/QDJzybuTqek?t=17>God I'm going baldHas he only just noticed?
He's got eggs
He's got pineapple marmalade
He's got olive oil
He's got coconut oil
>>79519448>>79519453>extra virgin>virginshout out to his fans there
*starts rehearsals for the spacca christmas charity choir*
>>79519430>cow butterAs opposed to?
Waited for the new thread to unload your dreary drivel about the mundane life of the deadbeat Youtuber, king?
>>79519507arbroathy makes butter with her milk
>>79519501>>79519507>>79519517Upset are we little lad?
>Am spamming teh fred an U MAD lol
>>79519507>>79519501Goat butter is available
Lighthouse editions are so boring now desu.
Phwoar he is very, very angry now. Expect the fascinating posts to unleash shortly. Maybe even some 'Proof?' posting. Then who will be laughing!?!? You've brought this upon yourselves lads.
>>79519558>Phwoar he is very, very angry now. Expect the fascinating posts to unleash shortly. Maybe even some 'Proof?' posting. Then who will be laughing!?!? You've brought this upon yourselves lads.fascinating
>>79519552What kind of editions would you like to see?
Dollycel is rattled
>>79519576Hmm maybe old tins and jars of discontinued food products
>>79519552we need more apu editions
>>79519552I like seeing new lighthouses. Might start visiting some next summer
>>79519587Apus on a lighthouse perhaps? Please everybody?
cor being fat sucks, I used to look so effay when I was 80lbs lighter used to look good in jeans and that. I started running like I used to back in the day and lost some weight but I forgot I'm 30 and no longer 16 and overdid it, now I have a pulled leg and a bad back, and I'm still fat. Might just starve myself and take vitamins and drink bovril to be desu.
Corr it's even colder than yesterday
Business idea: Cull all NEETs and use their corpses as biomass to heat our homes.
>>79519635Idk why this picture makes kek so hard, think it's the empty telly box.
>>79519609>Might start visiting some next summeryou wont
All you need to do is pull ups and jogging. That's it. Get some of both in every day and you're good. Oh also don't eat like a pig, but that's a given.
>>79519662I regularly go swimming
>>79519668Swimming is great exercise, keep it up, lad. I wasn't saying that pull ups + jogging are the only way to keep a basic level of fitness, I was more saying that it's merely all you have to do, swimming goes above and beyond and that's great.
>>79519655>Idk why this picture makes kek so hard, think it's the empty telly box.hilarious
Remember when HHL tried to get into swimming? Lmao
>>79519696>Remember when HHL tried to get into swimming? Lmaohilarious
>>79519662I took up exercise as I failed with dieting lad. As long as I can remember I've always exercised myself thin by running but I forgot how fat and old I am these days. Fink I'll try a low impact sport like rowing or swimming like the other lad said.
>>79519696>Remember when HHL tried to get into swimming? LmaoHowling
>>79519708>I've always exercised myself thin by runningThat hardly works for anyone
Just had a bag of lightly salted crisps. Fucking lovely they were as well.
>>79519714works on my machine lad, or did.
>>79519708What about cycling lad?Im not talking about the lycra clad mentalists trying to kill them selves on busy roadsA short cycle around a local park can be good for cardio and stuffI used to cycle to work and take the occasional cycle to a local park, i was covering around 50-70 miles a week
Gotten up have i notFackin nu draft spottington still directed at me face overnite there, this shit really takes a toll ovah timeUnfortunately the other thing i ordered didn't do anything to mitigate the problem, i shall hence find another method of fixing it up
Anyone remember when Second Life was going to be the next big thing we were all going to be doing?
>>79519659I will, and I'll post the pics to prove it too!
>>79519717Now do some exercise
>>79519729Can't lad, working at the minute.
>>79519717>Just had a bag of lightly salted crispsProof?
>>79519720Nah you probably were eating a lot less
>>79519723I miss cycling, riding around town is grim but I used to commute to the seafront in the summer and work on the rides for extra money, riding up and down those gentle hills with the wind cutting through all that nasty British humidity. Lush.
>>79519736Certainly. I knew that was coming so took a picture of the inside of the bag for you.
*slips and falls on the ice*
>>79519727Remember metaverse?
it snowing >tfw woffee>tfw heating on Very womfy with the sun out tbqh
>>79519738Or I used to run 3 times a week, and cycle 14 miles to Brean and back for toil? And train?Keep telling me about my life though
>>79519753Remember CokeStudios?
>>79519760>run 3 times a week, and cycle 14 miles to Brean and back for toil?Yeah this doesn't burn as many calories as you think
>>79519761>Remember CokeStudios?No
Doctor said i need to exercise more if i dont want to die soon of a heart attack
More of a Habbo Hotel man myself
Whats for lunch de lads?
>>79519832Whatever's reduced at 'trose, hopefully a pack of porkie pies
>>79519832Basmati rice, hash browns, chicken nuggets.
Wofvefe o' clock is it not
Remember when this girl went viral? Don't think it's the original poster, not even sure if you can find it at this point since it's had so many reposts and parodies and stuff.https://www.tiktok.com/@commandertartar/video/7313531644487535905
Feel guilty after eating those sosij rolls, bad for cholesterol innit
>remember when>tiktokFucking zoomers man
>>79519890Don't have tiktok so can't watch the video
Feel great after eating all my wife's ass, good for the soul innit
>>79519924You like the smell and taste of shit?
>>79519924>Feel great after eating all my wife's ass, good for the soul innitfascinating
>>79519924You ate ALL of it? Nary a crumb left?
>>79519924Now now, a gentleman never tells
Haircut in 40
>>79519931No, that's why I only eat her arse/fuck her arse when it's been thoroughly cleaned and/or enema'd.>>79519936I thought so, that's why I posted it.>>79519941I ate every spec of that big old cake.>>79519970I am a gentleman in public, but a devil in private.
>>79520022Happy for you lad. I too enjoy a good munch of ye ol' booty from time to time.
>London's water supply on"knife-edge" - Guardian >Britain's biggest water provider has 23 billion pounds ($29 billion) of assets in urgent need of repair, The Guardian has reported, claiming that the supply of water to London and other parts of the UK is on a "knife-edge."Uh yeah, that tends to happen when you drive all the competent straight white males out, replace them with DEI hires and sukramdeeps and then stuff your company full of HR roasties playing gurlboss dressup whilst catering to homos and tranniesIt's the "competency crisis" of their own doing ((they)) keep talking about, same with boeing planes falling out of the sky and so on lmfao.
>>79520022>when it's been thoroughly cleaned and/or enema'd.Still smells of shit
Fartington in 10
>>79520046Fusion-powered truke.
Back homes and on that wuppagrind, heating back on as well. Got a new body warmer and some socks because fuck it why not. Grabbed a little trekkie brekkie on the way homes as well. All in all a productive morning.
Haircut in 100
>>79520099Do your family a favour and tie yourself to the ceiling with that body warmer
>>79520099How many hours is heating on in winter?
>>79520099Frogposts deserve death. And that means you.
>>79520099shut it you white paki mong cunt
Propha cold ousside is it notFreezing, even
>>79520137Very unwomfy thing to say flad
Haircut's been cancelled yeah its been cancelled, too cold to venture out
>>79520046When it comes to critical national companies the board members know that if shit hits the fan the government will bail them out. Once the dust settles, they may walk away with their retirement funds intact and leav taxpayers to pick up the pieces.
Sir Kier Starmer
Might shit my pants just to see what it's like
>>79520229People often say 'I will try anything once' but would they try things like that? I bet not.
>>79520239>but would they try things like that?Because itll happen naturally
>>79520046Chief exec just gave him self 195k bonus for 3 months work, bringing his wages up to 500k+ Mad how the country works
>>79520202He has the face of a grassThe kind of upper class prick that would rat anyone out at school and then gloat about it to his fellow prick matesI hope someone crowns him with a brick tbqfh
>Russia launching ICBMs at Ukrainian cities nowCorr and I mean corrhttps://x.com/CR_750/status/1859563949844463650
Russia is Brat xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfPMlmmQaU
>>79520305Hope Sunderland's next you mackem nonce cunt
>>79520318DIY Dolly's getting shagged by Jamal
Hungry but no food in the house and its too cold to go buy some
>You're laffin?>This current geopolitical standoff is worse than the cuban missile crisis, and you're laffin?
>>79520365Guess you'll just HAVE to order in then won't you? Oh bloody hell what a pain in the arse!
>>79520372Too expensive desu
>>79520370The Cuban Missile Crisis was worse for Americans whereas this is worse for Europeans. This won't lead to global nuclear war but it could lead to Ukraine's total destruction with spillovers likely in Belarus and Poland. If the Ukrainian government is taken out then the decision making will fall to lower ranking commanders in the Ukrainain army who will fire everything they have left at Moscow and Minsk. Events will move fast but when all is said and done there will be tens of thousands dead, and that's without it going nuclear.
>>79520425Thanks for the analysis Professor Spack
Total Chad Draft i say
All well and good this global crisis but I just went Sainsburys and they didn't have me favourite muffins at the bakery. Fuming I am.
>>79520462Sign of the times, Putin probably intercepted them and is having them with his afternoon woffee in the wremlin
>>79520438Truke. If you don't have sex then you don't have any stake in basedciety and shouldn't have any responsibility to defend it.Kind of how only full citizens of Sparta would have to fight for the city and slaves didn't.
>>79520471InterContinental Blueberry Muffins straight to the Kremlin corr
>*Fards and shidd himself so hard all the nukes go off all at once*Phwoar
imagine a world without mongs
>>79520558without mongs we'd all be mongs
>>79520558Thread would be empty
>>79520365Wear more cIothing.
Elon Musk confirmed frogposterhttps://x.com/elonmusk/status/1859601277367238898
i fucking hate my parents so much and wish they would just fucking diei am in my mid-20s and still treated like a teenager by themi am under soft house-arrest and cannot go anywhere unaccompaniedthey constantly bother me and will not leave me alonemy mind is completely fuckedwhenever they go on holiday i suddenly feel great and free and hopefuland then when they come back it is instant stress and tension againthey are in their 50s & 60s so i am going to have to wait about 30 years until they die of old age so i can finally be freeby which time i will be in my 50s and my life will be wastedwhy are gen xers like this? why do they act like jailors over their children?
>>79520695What have you done to be under house arrest?Any medical issues?
>>79520695Have you tried getting a fucking job you fucking parasite
>>795206952 sides to every story anonYou must be doing something really fucking wrong for them to constantly ferry you about at that age lad lmao
>>79520704>>79520728just the way i was raised>what anon no you can't visit your mate's house 3 streets away, you'll get raped and murdered>what anon no you can't go upstairs by yourself, what if you break your neck>what anon no you can't play in the back garden by yourself, you can't be trusted>what anon no you can't play in front of the house, you'll run out in the road and get hit by a carit's been like this all my life. fucking hate it.i have the money to move out but not the guts. they lose their shit if i even ask for a slither of freedom, so asking to move out is completely out of the question.
>>79520733>i have the money to move out but not the gutsBollocks
>>79520740it's true. i have 7k in my bank account, surely enough to at least rent a flat.
>>79520758Depends, what are you bringing in each month?
No sex and love makes me not bother with doing anything in life. I don't want to contribute to that society.
>>79520733Nothing will change unless you get the courage to stand up for yourself. This will be your life for the next several decades and youl regret every second of it.
Decathlon went and sent me the wrong effing shoes I am effing fuming
>>79520908He may as well throw the towel in because of age. You'll never get to have fun now if you wasted your twenties. It just won't feel right.
This is the Earl of Wessex in the UK.
>>79520926i still have half of my twenties leftwhat could i have possibly missed in the first half of my twenties that i won't be able to do in the second half?
>>79521037You have to take life more seriously after 25. You need your shit together, but you are still immature. Red flag to women.
Why is every human being an immoral selfish cunt and how can we fix this?
Why is it ok for men not to ever get sex? Why shouldn't some men just not bothering working and getting pleasure compensation by having free time all the time?
>>79521050i knowbut it's hard to get your shit together when you're not in control of your own lifeonly way i can take control is by moving out secretly and then ghosting my familyi just want freedom
Ruthmong shut the fuck up you fucking mong
>>79521033Why did he delete this post lads?
>>79521152Right well that's him bloody well fucking done isn't it such
Still fuming I didn't get to eat that blueberry muffin.
Ruth bouncing her tuppence up and down on Jermaine's 9 inch rod of pleasure
>>79521241>Ruth bouncing her tuppence up and down on Jermaine's 9 inch rod of pleasurefascinating
Just got me first win of the current Fortnite season. Took a while but I finally did it.
>>79521265how many fortnite hours are you up to?
>>79521296Dunno how many exactly but it's over 1000 hours total played.
been away a few days. got those winter blues.has /britfeel/ reached a consensus on the farmers inheritance tax thing? on the one hand i don't like farmers, on the other hand i like food.
seasideMARK has deleted today's uploafs
>>79521050this please get on it. you can 'start life' at 28, even go to uni/college/training but it's not the same free for all mucking about a bit you get in your early 20s.i started a part-time course at 31, it was all older people with kids etc who were re-training. i was just beginning life as though i was 18.
>>79521312A life wasted. Sad.
>>79521373ty for the advice ladi still just feel very bitter that my youth was robbed by my helicopter parents
Don't like working, me. Simple as.
>>795213121000 hours well spent if you were having fun
>>79521265>>79521312Wish you'd put 1000 hours into fucking killing yourself
>>79521348Shocked by this revelation. Luckily I had already downloaded all of today's videos so later when I get home from work I can seethe about his lifestyle and call him a fat slob out loud to myself to show myself how much I'm winning.
>>79521433Rather spend 1000 hours grinding Fortnite, or any video game for that matter than working 1000 hours at some shit soul destroying job.Simple as x
Got some new orders in, it lush.>Pedro Almodovar Blu-ray box set (six of his older films)(amazon bf sale)>Pedro Almodovar DVD box set (five of his early 2000s and 90s films)(ebay new and sealed)>doris day dvd box set (six classic doris day films)(amazon bf sale)>hepburn and spencer dvd box set (four of the films they did together l, mostly directed by george cukor)(amazon bf sale)Used to have the Almodovar dvd aet years ago. One of the only ways to get Live Flesh physically. Think some are non anamorphic but doesn't bother me.
Seems a couple of you lads have forgotten that, everyone did a no homo hug and lived happily ever after.Not much living happily ever after, if you know what I mean.
>>79521328Yep, we decided, fugg the gubbermint. Right set of wronguns they are.
The problem with a forrun film on non anamorphic DVD is you can only zoom on so much or else you cut the subtitles off. Don't bother me that much.Anyway took a few days off Harry Potter so will probably be Goblet of Fire tonight.
And who, pray tell, has HelperLad helped?
>>79521709Himself, undeservedly, to max bennies
Just lent my dad another 50 quidImagine being in your 60s and bleeding your own son dry every fucking month because you can't handle your cashflowsShould cut the cunts off really
>>79521753my dad, also in his 60s, keeps doing thisasks my sister and me for cash every month to cover his billsevery time he has any leftover money he blows it on booze and takeaways.
>>79521709i disagree with the EDL types. he makes them look ridiculous. couldn't have asked for more.
My father is a land owner
>>79521106>only way i can take control is by moving out secretly and then ghosting my familyThis is a better option than waiting for your parents to die. Next time they're on holiday, go look at flats and move out mate.
Your fathers have fallen on hard times if they were there for you when you were a kid you should be there for them.If they were always cunts then fuck them.
>>79521862good for him. that means he's asset rich but cash whatever. he should have the vote, and i shouldn't.
>>79521855Why do you disagree with EDL types
>>79521883Well our house was repossessed when I was a kid and he hasn't really got things back on track sinceNot a cunt per se but lazy and tiresome
>>79521908Better than my dad who was an alcoholic abuser to be fair. Is he retired or what?
>>79521928Nah both mum and dad work just above minimum wageCan't see how they're ever going to retire unless my brother and I make enough money to give it to them
>>79521589What about 1000 hours exercising? Learning a new language? Learning to play to violin? You could've literally done almost anything else and come out the other side a better, more productive, more presentable, more worldly, more talented person. Instead you pissed a thousand hours of your life away on a shitty chink game for zoomers. You're probably not even very good at it lol.
>>79521940Can you not retire on state pension? Doable in a council flat probably.
>>79521947thoroughly trvked
Next on the Christmas watchlist. I'm thinking it's got to be one of the A Christmas Carols. Sneedhaps the Muppets version. Not tonight though.
>>79521885think they're more just angry/coked-up than having any real point. remember their heyday, wasn't around for NF but i imagine they were at least clever, making arguments, suggesting solutions.Enoch Powell was clever about immigration and how to handle it. i still don't agree with him, but he wasn't just some pissed-off bloke.all for controlled immigration, just no race angle to it for me. skilled/unskilled? maybe. anything that drops the population and slows its growth is a good thing. luckily nobody is making babies any more.
>>79521883>If they were always cunts then fuck them.Yeah it's the latter for me >>79521818.I reckon my dad has BPD or autism or is a psychopath. He has zero empathy, no question about it. Used to treat my mother like shit and always accused her of cheating (even though she was a stay-at-home mother with three kids and her own physically disabled mother to look after). They separated when I was about 7 or 8 and my dad always had a go at me and shouted at me and made me cry and accused me of wanting my mother's new boyfriend to be my dad instead of him.Fucking horrible bastard. All I ever wanted to do as a lad was play games and enjoy myself. He went out of his way to make me cry, and then got even angrier when I cried and accused everyone of ganging up on him and painting him as an "ogre". I never told anyone about this until I was 18.I remember being at school as a kid, and me and a couple of friends made up a superhero called "Fatman" which was an overweight version of Batman, we found it hilarious. When I went home and told my dad about it (hoping it would make him laugh too) he got angry and accused me of making fun of him and calling him fat.All round he's just an odd bloke and a control freak who drives people away from him. I feel like a moron for giving him money. I only do so because he is my father.
>>79521964honestly sounds like one of those situations where you should go no-contact. it sucks because generally i think we should look after our parents, but he wasn't a good dad, was he?
my dad would coax me into crying, then call me a poof for crying, then hit me more (which led to more crying).this was a little kid but i still feel ashamed to cry. people think I'M an emotionless psychopath, it's just how i was brought up. like a Pavlov's dog thing.
>>79521987>my dad would coax me into crying, then call me a poof for crying, then hit me more (which led to more crying).loooool
>>79522006yeah i can see the funny side of it. he was just angry though, poor guy tbqh.
>>79521981I've thought about going no-contact but I just don't think I have it in me.I've always been quite sensitive and a people-pleaser and very worried about offending others or making them feel bad.Despite all he's done to me, he is my father and there are some similarities between us, and I do feel sorry for him because he is very lonely (even though it's his own fault). His own father was even worse than him and I think that's why he's fucked up. That whole side of the family is completely fucked. My dad might actually be the best of a bad bunch.I think I'll just grin and bear it, fool as that may make me.>>79521987>people think I'M an emotionless psychopath, it's just how i was brought up.It definitely affects you, doesn't it? I often think of what my life might've been like - and what I might've been like - had my dad not been such an awful bastard.Maybe I am the way I am because of genetics; or maybe because of how he raised me. Maybe a bit of both. I'll never know.
Cottage pie for din dins. Oh aye.
>>79522044Homemade I presume?
>>79522054he's on PIP. he can afford a Deliveroo from the local pub lad.
I haven't spoken to my dad in 16 years. He's a right horrible bastard and when last we met he was drunk and punched me (I was 14).
>>79522065Where did he punch you? In the mush?
stop shaming alcoholics.
>>79522075What is the mush, pray tell?
Jermaine turning Ruth's bumhole into a golf hole
Tfw le only gay in le britfeelTfw wasn't mistreated by my dadWell that's just not right.
Me? I only listen to female violinists and pianists. It's gay enough listening to classical, don't need it even gayer listen to men. Even better if they're Chinks.
>>79522097Mush as in your mouf
>>79522111Seems like most classical performers these days are chinks and jews
>>79522111Currently enjoying Sokolov's rendition of Rameau's Les Cyclopes, if that makes me bent so be it
>>79522135I was mostly joking but I always drift to females because I'm a weirdo. Any classical recs?>>79522117A lot of Asian soloists it seems.
Might have a cottage pie for dinner HHL style me.
It's time to retaliate with the Inter-Continental Ballistic Black Cocks
Don't have a cottaging pie, totally different filling.
Every time I sneeze I nearly do my back in.
Dragged the frens away from the QMEE farm today so they could go and get some mushrooms into the house. Without life giving full English breakfasts these frens would surely wither and die. Mushrooms are a vital part of the meal and without them it wouldn't be the same.
>>79522054carehome made
>>79522226What's wrong with the little fella in the red shirt? He looks a bit malnourished... might have to send the Frogknockers round your gaff.
>>79522238He's a dwarf Apu, mate. He'll never get any bigger. Have to keep him away from the Seethers or they'll tear him apart. x
>>79522244No, mate. I've seen Dwarf Apus in the wild. They look nothing like that. You've been working that poor fella to the bone in your QMEE farm and now his growth has been stunted.
completely neglected to pick any shrooms this year.also didn't fix my energy tariff in the summer.jealous of suicidal lads, they don't have to think about the future.
putin is a butcher russia is a terrorist state
>>79522342very true thisfuck russia and fuck israelbut fuck all the muslims and jeets too
was just gonna say that putin is a butcher and russia is a terrorist state desu
>>79522316>jealous of suicidal lads, they don't have to think about the future.excellent point desu, never really thought of this before
1000 days later>m-muh special operation is g-going well! i pwomise!
hope putin drops the tsar bomba directly on my head
>>79522380hope he pushes his luck too far and America blows him to kingdom come
>>79521241I don't think so lad. She has white boyfriends.
Parents watching the news on the dot at 6 every day eating their slop. Pretty grim how this is how some people just spend their lives.
why are all the world leaders utterly insane? not even in a megalomaniac way, they all seem to have variations of personality disorders or just old-age senility.
>>79522413What's wrong with that? I usually have my dinner around 6pm and stick the news on. Weird thing to complain about.
>>79522413nah i envy that a little. i actually have a TV, i just never watch it. but i miss random/broadcast telly, it was exciting when The Simpsons or Red Dwarf were on.the internet and games have ruined everything. i could still watch the telly or go to the pub, i just don't. that's not the world we're in any more.
>>79522401You said she was a lesbian before, make your fucking mind up
>>79522413NPCslopmaxxing is watching I'm A Celebrity then the 10pm news (ITV or BBC News) and reacting to news everyone else knew about from social media like 10 hours ago.
>>79522424It's all propaganda from the BBC and big media feeding you only their biased takes on the news. It's aimed at boomers. I'd much rather stick YouTube on.
>>79522438Not everyone likes to doomscroll all day on the news. Sometimes it's nice to just get a little update during dinner.
>>79522430You wouldn't get something entertaining on at around 6 these days. Simpsons, Fresh Prince, Malcolm in the Middle all used to be on around that time on BBC Two. There was also Young Indiana Jones series in the holidays.I cannot stand tv now even with all these extra free channels. Nothing to watch.
>>79522438there's a live BBC News channel, you know.i think there should be a bit of a lag between randoms on the internet and it being properly researched and put into article/television format. hell give it a day and put it in the daily paper.
>>79522434Well she said she is bi once. I think she obviously gets on better with girls.
>>79522443i love the BBC (also the media corporation) on paper. prefer it to sensationalist, commercially-driven stuff like the tabloids and American-style news.but yeah it's still shit. quite funny that right-wingers think it's all bledding heart commie propaganda, left-wingers think it's flag-shagging god-save-the-queen stuff.
>>79522443I think the BBC is factual and pretty balancedWhich news outlet do you prefer?
>>79522461i suppose it doesn't matter now with streaming, but they'd licence some cool stuff. i loved the Young Indiana Jones series tbqh.the non-TV/media other stuff BBC does is pretty good quality. like i'm sick to death of Wikipedia, but i'll read BBC Bitesize articles to learn about a topic. it's clearly and plainly written for little kids, but it's done well.
How do wagies just go to a warehouse for 8+ hours a day and not go insane without friends/relationships?
>>79522505get some good friends working in a warehouse, and sometimes meet your other half there aswell, warehouse work is physically shit but you can usually have a laugh in there
BBC iPlayer has One Piece. They are appealing to zoomers.
>>79522466They don't watch that as it's now mostly from world news. They like the proper presenters to read their propaganda.
>>79522499>I think the BBC is factual and pretty balancedagree but they bury the lede. it's like i'm mentally translating everything into 'normal' speak. if it's a sensitive subject like rape or war, just have a disclaimer then state neutrally what happened. they say next to nothing about a serial killer or child molester because we've got to focus on the victims - how about just saying 'John Smith, 43, raped some kids'?
>>79522517is it the silly dub or the newer one?newer one has actual paedo shit so how does that get on CBBC?
Worse is GB News and Piers Morgan, Bobbinson and Katie Hopkins etcAbsolute slop, has done a number on the boomers
>>79522553Hate GB News. The way they make the colours in the union jack just makes it look very cheap.
Sober for four days but very tempted to open a bottle of wine atm
Me? NHK World News for the train documentaries.
>>79522538>how about just saying 'John Smith, 43, raped some kids'?Well they would probably say something like>John Smith, 43 years old, is accused of / has been found guilty of sexual abuse of multiple childrenReally their job isn't to decide if a rape took place, because that's the job of the courts. So journalists should only be saying whether someone has been accused of, or convicted of, an offence.
Is there a way to filter threads with a minimum amount of replies? This board moves quickly with fucking garbage threads better off as single posts.
>>79522577>train documentaries.very comfy watching at this time of year
It's called the idiot box for a reason
I can see where people come from to be fair mate. people do equal shit
>>79522583Yeah actually there is. You see at the top of the browser next to the title for the tab you're on there's a little X button. Press that and it filters all the threads you want.
>>79522591It's the adverts, I bet its because of them.
no stinky feet gf why even live
Game show, then news, one show, soaps, watch same news again and then bed. Sad boomers.
>>79522582i get it a bit if there's a court case or something. but it's like 'performed a sex act' or 'tired and emotional'. and overall the articles on sexual abuse and similar do the whole 'focusing on the victims' thing. no, focus on the serial killer. who was he? yes you're giving him attention, that's part of reporting the news. we know fuck all about that stabbing guy other than that he was autistic. they have access to more information than that, they simply aren't reporting it. but they'll report everything the families say, the local community coming together, the tributes, politicians' responses.do some actual investigation, then write down what you've found out. of course people are going to speculate on social media, get stuff wrong, or 'leak' details 'before' the press reports on them properly.
>>79522595Dunno, my mum let a workman use the toilet the other day, and it didn't smell right.
You will never have a high maintenance gf like Scottish lass.
lot of you should fucking end it lmao
>>79522627How high maintenance is her gf?
>>79522630oh yeah and who's going to pay for that? that's right - the British taxpayer.
>>79520695>Why do my parents treat me like a teenager while I live with them like a teenagerThe mind boggles!
like a vasectomy anyone 30+ should be able to get assisted dying for whatever reason, as long as they have capacity, a doctor agrees, and X+ weeks have passed.if it ever goes through it'll be restricted to terminally ill and in serious pain patients for ages. we have the technology and medicine to painlessly end someone's life if that's what they want.
>>79522635Eh? She's definitely the type that will lose interest quickly if you aren't spending your wages on her every week.
>>79520733Why do you have to "[ask] to move out" when you're an adult? Are you an immigrant?
>>79522659They do unassisted dying free here. No waiting around, no red tape. Open all year.
>>79522627>>79522660i'd be an ideal husband if i was a wagie. not interested in fancy clothes etc just the basics. only pricey hobby would be building a new PC, then that's it.women generally buy stupid shit and i don't get it, but where else would your disposable income go? bonds?
>>79522677if you can pull that off without being utterly terrified of snapping all your bones then slowly drowning in pain, you are TOO mental, probably couldn't consent to assisted suicide. but you could have, earlier in life.
>>79522684You wouldn't get much disposable income unless you live with your parents rent free these days.
>>79522692You would go almost instantly if you dive down head first onto the hard rocks.
>>79522693yeah true, that is just the state of the world. but i'm thinking of well-to-do people in high-paying jobs, the kind who go to see plays and eat in nice restaurants and stuff. i would have no fucking clue, women are better at 'managing a household'. and in a relationship i think that's a reasonable thing for a bf/husband to do - if you don't feel a pull to being a provider you need your testosterone levels checked.
Wonder if Emily has found a job yet. I bet she's loving being a neet playing fc25 every day.
>>79522499Yes, they had very factual and balanced coverage of the senseless murder of the unarmed aspiring architect Saint Kaba.
>>79522710i suppose it's like a dentistry thing where it's more the thought of it, than the sharp sudden pain. of course then you're dead, which is the world's best anaesthetic.still think a Dignitas UK even for treatment-resistant depressed/schizophrenic/autistic adults would be available, in a fair society. we do all sorts of things that go against traditional Christian/religious values.
>>79522733>stereotype that black men are violent criminals>a black man is, because obviously some are>suddenly more hostility towards black menyeah that must actually suck for black people.if you want a more relatable example, men in general are treated as predatory. guilty until proven innocent to lots of people.
Miss me mentally ill, introverted asmr lass. So cute. Perfect to me.
>>79522499>Which news outlet do you prefer?GB NewsActually unbiased
I don't think I could be attractive even with good clothes, good haircut and regular hygiene. Maybe a bit better but not enough to appeal. Having a job wouldn't make much difference to getting a relationship too.
Mum wouldn't chuck me out. Even if she did I'd get given a flat. You need a fixed address to be able to work.
>>79522818just be a good listener to a mentally ill bird. it'll drain you and make you miserable, but if you have a healthy liver you can balance it out with booze/drugs.
>>79522772GB News is exclusively intended for middle class white boomers
>>79522760That's not what the article says, it says the *verdict* - i.e. the obviously correct not guilty verdict on the murder case that should never have been prosecuted in the first place - is traumatising, not the overall situation or having St Kaba re-enforcing stereotypes.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7nwnw1e32oimagine going on holiday to another country and not respecting their culture/laws. if you disagree with them (which i do) then go somewhere else.
>>79522845Problem, tranny?
>>79522857>"What sort of crimes can we be arrested for? Because if you look at the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office (FCDO) website, it's nowhere near thorough enough.">The FCDO website guidance states... "If a person aged 18 or over has a sexual relationship with a person under 18 years old, they will be prosecuted for having a sexual relationship with a minor."Kek.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>79522845i think you underestimate what bloke-down-the-pub working-class men are like. i've met far more manual labourers who love their boobies, hate their immigrants, simple as, than i have tradespeople who agree with this new wave of identity politics shite.meanwhile, your old-school miners' strike types are just dying out. forget about class issues, Star Wars doesn't have enough lesbians, and that's news.
>>79522760>>79522850This is literally the opening of the article, not edited by me at all, not even the "really":>Black communities in south London are really traumatised and feel they have been denied justice after a police officer was cleared of murdering Chris Kaba, community leaders have said.>About 150 people gathered for a vigil outside the Old Bailey in central London on Monday after jurors returned their verdict.
>>79522905if a Texan goes to London for a holiday, they should be allowed to carry a gun. laws and culture aren't based on where you are, they're innate, like chromosomes.
There is a rumour going around on lollers' discord
>>79522934>"really"that does read actually childish at first, but it's just clumsily written. they're paraphrasing.>community leaders have said.should have been direct speech tbqh. it does come off like an 'omniscient narrator' fact. i'd take a wild guess that most black people/communities don't feel traumatised.
>>79522950was he into adults this entire time?
>>79522965>i'd take a wild guess that most black people/communities don't feel traumatised.I'd imagine so, yeah. I assume (or at least hope) most black people would empathise more with Kaba's victims who were most likely black than Kaba himself.>they're paraphrasing>should have been direct speech tbqhYou're missing the bigger picture that they could've found """"""""""community leaders"""""""""" who'd say anything.They chose to make an article about the one or two who said the not guilty verdict traumatised them as part of their desperate ongoing attempt to turn this into a George Floyd incident.They could've found some who'd have said "good riddance", but they chose not to interview or write about their opinions.If you didn't know, the BBC are also the organisation who petitioned to have the officer named during the case which led to him literally having a bounty on his head from St Kaba's gang.
>>79523036>You're missing the bigger picture that they could've found """"""""""community leaders"""""""""" who'd say anything.actually yeah that's a fair point. it's also not going to be the opinion of the common man if you're actively part of a black-specific community. like whenever the National Autistic Society puts out a statement on some comments, or a Jewish newspaper (? the hell) gets wind of antisemitism.i've lived in high immigration/big Asian population areas. individually and locally they could not give a fuck, even when there were well-meaning anti-racism organisations trying to recruit them. there might be specific religious issues like the mosque needs repairs, but overall people are more concerned with things like paying the bills.
Mental to think that virgins post here
>>79523099Haven't had sex in over 7 years but not a virgin me.
>>79523099i wonder if they still bleed from their penis-holes when they wank.
>>79523199>Haven't had sex in over 7 yearsWhy?
>>79522471It has been the norm for about 10 years now for girls aged 16-21 to claim to be bisexual. None of them are, they all love having their tuppences stretched out by big cocks, they're just following signals that identifying as an out group gets you woke points.
>>79523211he's a farmer, 7 years minimum under the inheritance tax rules.
>>79523099Imagine being a wizard haha
>>79523229every 'bi' girl i knew in the 00s scene kid days is now married to a man. or still going through a string of men.the full-on dyke lesbians are rare, but i respect them. only know one who ended up becoming a man.
>>79523211A lot of stuff really. Had a series of physical and mental illnesses as well as graduating uni to work in a heavily male dominated company where I couldn't date the small number of women there anyway.>>79523282kek
>>79523229Truth nuke.The most bisexual thing they do is kiss other girls while drunk to get the attention of men.If they're not munching carpet they're not bi; simple as.
paramour decode x
wouldnt mind munching on a nice ginger rug now desu
perfectly healthy 20 year old women allowed to leave the country but deaf and mentally challenged men drafted to the front to be used as simple cannon fodder as they're probably useless in modern combatimagine being one of these men knowing all your female classmates are safe in UK/France/Germany right now probably having the time of their lives, meanwhile you're going to die to some droneFuck that, I'll never fight
>>79523099I was a virgin when I started posting here 3 years ago. Had sex multiple times in that time
>>79523431and they say men have it easy
>>79523408HOW DID WE GET HERE?*WANKS TO BELLA SWAN*
>>79523412Love pale ginger lasses with freckles desu
Remembering the time I was a kid and at a mate's house. I had the shits and he didn't have any toilet roll in his bathroom but his mum's coat was hanging up. I wiped my arse with his mum's coat. His mum was nice enough to never mention it anytime I went back. Fucked up looking back.
getting bullied by your unit into taking the lead as you walk through the mine field as the rest of them have wives and children have home
>>79523431Instead of the Azov Battalion it's the Spaz-Off Battalion.
Ready to get conscripted lads? I'm sure all the girls love an army lad
>>79523447I USED TO KNOW YOU SO WELL*CUMS FROM ANAL* owo x
>>79523471why was her coat hanging up in the bathroom?
>>79523471This never happened lad. Why even make something like that up.
this one time at band camp I literally banged so much pussy they had to send me home hashtag true story
handicapped people are gross
Footmong cold calling like an Indian for minimum wage. Grim.
when i was 10 i asked my friend if he'd rather be 'on topic' or not during sex. just a term i'd heard somewhere, hadn't thought about the mechanics of sex until then.his mum overheard and tutted at me. i'm now the same age she was. i don't go around listening to kids naively chatting/joking about sex. hopefully she's in prison.
>>79523544No idea, lad.>>79523566I'm really not making it up.
>>79523665she planted that coat. you walked right into her trap.
>>79523671Eh, the friend I had stayed over a few times and they never had toilet roll so I usually held my shits in until it hurt. I think this time I was sick of that so just used the coat.
>>79523639im the white Indian of bdr life de lad so get in deeeer
Women are too much trouble sometimes lads. Especially when you live together
Love when you don't wank in ages and then when you do your cock drips precum like a tap and your foreskin slides so effortlessly up and down your head. Feels AMAZING.
question you have to ask yourself is are you truly happy with your current provider?
I get excited by rejection and humiliation.
cock of the walk, me
As a teen I leaned in for a kiss with a girl I knew for a while and she moved away and acted like it didn't happen.My supervillain moment.Now I stalk her Facebook and wank to her bikini photos.BITCH.
I have achieved nothing and in three years I will be 30
What's your favourite Pedro Almodovar kino, lads? You ARE familiar with his work, yes? For me it's The Skin I Live In.
>>79523714flatsharing with females made me LESS of a perverted weirdo. i never got my dong out but living together girls would just chill with their tits out. wasn't a sex thing, nudists are onto something.
>>79523766Made me realise how messy most women are to be honest.
>>79523757join the 27 Club
>>79523761great film one of those experiences you never forget.
>>79522876You're the one who swallows their lies and propaganda like a good little bitchMy chances of a sex change are 0% and yours are 100%, faggot
>>79523781messy how?
>>79523800Very true. Once you realise what's going on it is quite the mindfuck as they say.
>>79523703Get ready for work slave
>>79523820Like just messy in terms of not cleaning up after themselves, leaving the bathroom a mess, leaving shit everywhere.
Slave mong should've tried harder in school
>>79523829I work 9 till 5 lad so why would I get ready now?
CAPTCHAs becoming impssible. Black on dark grey. Refresh until I get one that's clearly XQQXY or whatever, but that's wrong. Maybe it cheats on purpose so more people buy passes.
just had a nice bath, that is all
>>79523889Slave cunt doing migrant work
Imagine being this much of a gobshite
requesting the video of SSM shitting his underpants with audiothanks in advance x
>>79523703Damn, I know every single whore in that pic. HotshotHookup is pure goonpoison.
>>79523959Do you plan on wanking to it de lid?
the lonely gooner cranks his hog alone at 9 pm
A post wall roastie gets poisoned with free shots in a bar in Laos and I'm supposed to feel sorry for her? Fuck off, bet she had sucked five cocks already that night.
>>79523992i just need to know the dialog de lad
>>79523761I've only watched Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown which was very fun, and that gay cowboy film which was awful. I want to watch his other popular films too
I've had a week off work and done absolutely fuck all. Don't even feel that rested. What a shit life
Just wish my gf would groom herself a little more. I've asked and told her to buy she just doesn't.
>>79524123Iktf. Taking time off work is great, because you're not working, but also when you don't have much money or time or friends or hobbies or whatever then it's just sort of milling around all day. Also when you take a week off work and you realise that not working is better than working it feels like absolute fucking shite knowing you then have to go back to the grind when your holiday's over.
>>79524127What kind are we talking about here lad, has she got a big bush? Stinky vag?
>>79524180Big unkempt bush. I keep myself neat and tidy, she just doesn't care. I've told her it bothers me but she just shrugs and goes 'i dunno', like she's not taking it seriously that it bothers me.
>>79524209Now this is the quality shitposting I come to britfeel for.
>>79524217She should be with a real man who appreciates a large bush
>>79524217ask if YOU can shave/trim it. it's just a weird kink you have. also she looks really sexy defrosting the freezer, maybe cooking a nice meal.
>>79524231There's a difference between a large bush, which could in theory be well kept and attractively groomed, and just a mass of unkempt hair.
>>79524217>I do thing she never asked me to do so now she's obligated to do thing I ask her tonot how it works pal
>>79524246Relationships are also about give and take, and changing yourself in reasonable ways to accommodate what your partner wants. I have changed certain habits of mine over the years to accommodate things she likes, I would just like her to take better care of grooming her pubes, this hardly seems excessive.
>>79524282>I have changed certain habits of mine over the years to accommodate things she likesdid she ask you to do that? if not refer to >>79524246
>>79523934nice lad, when your taking a bath its a good time to fill in some qmee surveys
>>79524245i don't know what to do as a man. are we 'supposed to' trim our pubic hair? for a while i'd shave the balls/penis and trim down the pubic region with a beard trimmer. now i've just left it. it's actively uncomfortable.
>>79524072I've seen a few and enjoyed most. Check out Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
>>79524294I just neatly trim it with scissors. Where I live it's very weird to shave down there.
>>79524345i always feel like by the time i hack away at it with scissors, i could have just buzzed over it with clippers + a short guard.i also have a small penis so the super long hairs get caught in my foreskin, it's like piano wire on my bellend.
Am I supposed to clean under my foreskin, or do women prefer it uncleaned as a more 'rugged' and 'masculine' thing?
Din-din o' clockingtonPhwaor
>>79524412yeah. it's a sensitive area so take a painkiller or do a line of ket, then blast it in the shower. if you can turn the showerhead from a spray to a smaller blast, it works a treat. like powerwashing your knob.
>>79524289Lad she used to walk around with melted skidmarks on her knickers before I taught her how to wipe properly. Worst I've done is leave the toilet seat up. Don't think I'm asking a lot. Never brushed her teeth either until I brought it up.
My Royal Suffolk Apu hasn't stopped singing Gilbert and Sullivan all day. Doing my fucking nut in.
have any of you ever been to see a musical?
Sean "The Nonce of Sunderland" Ramsbottom Greg "The Belly of Banbury" Penis Austin
>>79524468I do this all the time and it's not sensitive at all. Of course I can feel it but once I treated my phimosis through stretching I got used to it.
>>79524561Yeah several, my mum was really into them and she dragged me and my brother to them. Most are utterly terrible. Phantom is the only really decent one imo.
>>79524561Yeah I saw Les Miserables recently actually. Not gay or anything, just enjoy the songs and the pageantry of it all. Probably going to go see that Wicked film this weekend. Saw Heathers: The Musical too.
>>79524561Went to see Guys and Dolls with my mum when I was 12 and saw my first IRL (side)boob, from a distance
Is My Fair Lady about a woman who can talk to animals?
>>79524561Yes, Wicked is unironically good.Don't watch the film. Both leads are horribly miscast.
>>79524616Funny you say that when it's getting universally positive reviews and it's apparently very faithful to the stage musical.Cynthia Evro is too zesty of a negro for my liking tbqh. She's no Idina Menzel. Ariana Grande is a WEIRDO.
i just want to sniff and lick a girls arsehole then i'd happily be shot in the head afterwards
>>79524616>Don't watch the film. Both leads are horribly miscast.Never seen the music (or read the book?) or whatever, but I can also tell you this.
>>79524657It would be very underwhelming, lad. Even a clean arse is filled with germs and smells a bit. Trust me, I used to do amateur porn and the excitement wears off.
Wonder why there's so many sexually submissive men on /britfeel/
>>79524672>>79524616It not right what r Ari has done to herself. Needs to get back to looking like a little slag again NOW
>>79524684Very likely some childhood sexual abuse trauma.
>>79524648>>79524672these bitches have AIDS
>>79524704She looks blooody good for 70
>>79524717State of this boogaboo negroid
>>79524717Bitch on the left doing everything she can do to look like a zesty monkey. Bald and awful piercings. Weird trend with a lot of ugly black women shaving their heads.
>>79524704Ozempic and its consequences.
>>79524561Used to go down to London with family to see one a year cos my sister is into musical theatre. I've seen Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, The Lion King, Billy Elliot, Oliver Twist, The Sound of Music and Fame.
>>79524731She threw a hissy fit online because someone edited the movie poster to be more like the original stage poster.
dvdcompare.net has been down for days and it's making my eBay hunting VERY frustrating.
>>79524832Even the gays and girls were taking the piss out of her for this, a difficult feat for an empowered black womyn
Satingarse din-din this was
>>79524852Just download movies for free lad.
>>79524878But if he did that what would he do for attention?
>>79524832Is it some kind of deliberate humiliation ritual on the viewers to cast highly women who are highly unpleasant as well as ugly?I guess the usual musical viewership are gluttons for this kind of punishment though.
>>79524878I love me DVDs lad you know this by now.dvdcompare.net is a very good tool, shows a concise breakdown of all the different versions, their encoding, extras and aspect ratios. Important when trying to weed out non anamorphic releases.Was especially annoying today when I was looking at Almodovar DVDs.
>>79524910I don't do it for attention I just have no friends so I post here like a loser even though people call me a Pajeet and make up lies about me.If I was still running a Plex server I'd be posting about that probably.
>>79524473is he the model of a very modern major freneral?
>>79524944He's a big fan of The Pirates of Poopants.
>>79524717What the fuck, is that Ariana Grande??
If someone offered you a deal where you'd lose both your legs but you get to start your life over again (without legs), would you do it?I think I would.
have to work friday and saturday this week so i think its a night drive tonight
>>79524987Sharking are you?
>>79524985Don't think so, legs are too important. I'd just end up a legless spakker instead of a two leg spakker.
>>79524985Hmmm... would I get full PIP for that?
>>79524941>even though people call me a Pajeet and make up lies about me.eerrrr, what?since when has anyone called you a pajeet? ngl this comes across as super projection, vikesh
>>79524996>Sharkingyea, no? idk
It's official: nerves have been touched.
Any lads ever watch A Town Called Eureka? Comfy show tbqhwyf.
>>79524980yuh :(it's not bloody RIGHT
>>79525018Mate there was a week where every Helper and his Apu were calling me a Pajeet. Lots of bully boys about.>>79524996Cor remember sharking videos?
im gonna die a virgin de ladsit not right
>>79525041No I don't believe I haveRemember always seeing it on the TV browser and thinking it sounded boring
>>79525018One lad photoshopped a picture of his hand and everything lad. Was very funny to be fair but the gimmick got boring quickly
>>79525041Never watched it but I have Warehouse 13 on DVD and I know they crossover.>>79525031I'll touch a nerve up your arse with me cock ya bastid.
You know what the biggest nightmare in life isLong-term unemploymentIt literally destroys your entire life
>>79525079its fine if you have money
>>79525079I've been NEET my entire adult life and want for nothing.
>>79525079Think you've got long-term unemployment mixed up with cancer de lid
>>79525089You want for a woman to have sex with you, but it will never happen
>>79525054Corrr firmly in the radiation radius am I notWhy can't we all just get along etc
It's the one year anniversary of Shut in Chad's death today lads. RIP to the poor lad.
>>79525099looks like our ssm might be alright ladalways a light at the end of the tunnel got to think yourself lucky and think every day above grounds a great day
>>79525097Nice projection there, lad. I have no sexual desire at all and am perfectly content with the odd wank here and there. Unlike you, I don't base my happiness on sticking my rancid willy into a girl's arse.
>>79525109We shall all die so that he may live
>>79525054Thermal radiation is a bit misleading, just means that you MIGHT feel slightly warmer, but even that decays exponentially. Really it's only if you're in those inner circles do you have to worry about stuff.
*squints suspiciously, raising the ruthmong bell-clanger*
>>79525113What do you base your happiness on?
Sex is the ONLY measure of success.
my mans sayin hes bad my mans saying hes preesaid he dont talk to the fed but he don't run from police
>>79525107Sad if true. What happened?Just raised a glass to him.
>>79525054Based Farage will survive in Clacton and bring the nation back to life.
>>79525145Farage is a closet homo.
im in wokyo so ill be avoiding them nuclear missiles sharent i
>>79525154Let's be frank - who isn't?
>>79525145But before he does that, he has a TV segment on fox news to go on. Always vanishes when anything gets serious. More like Nigel Mirage lmfao.
>>79525132Do I have a roof over my head? Yes. Do I have food? Yes. Do I have ways to entertain myself? Yes. I get happiness from all those things. I don't have any aspirations, never have. I am content with very little. I have my dog for company. When he dies, I will mourn and get another. Life goes on. Everyday I'm glad I wasn't born a street shitter in some third world shithole.
>>79525176And how much pussy are you getting?
>>79525196He might fuck his dog.
>>79525176Content yet obviously bitter, funny that
>>79525093If a child dies of cancer then obviously that's one of the worst thingsA lot of cancer patients though are older and they've already lived a full life. Look at Chris Hoy. He's had a great career and he has a wife and two kids.Then look at people who are long-term unemployed and who never stand a chance of gaining a normal life. They'll either rot forever, never having a family, or in some cases they might just kill themselves.
>>79525196None. But I've already said it doesn't bother me. I'm in my 30s I barely have a sex drive. A lot of you lads act like horny teenagers. I know plenty of people with a partner who are fucking miserable. Having regular access to a hot hole to place your willard isn't a guarantee for happiness.
Even street shitters get pussy. Rape is very high in India and the middle east.
>>79525216Why are you saying I'm bitter? I'm not bitter about anything. If I wanted a better life I could have worked hard and got it but I didn't. Any shortcomings are my own which I freely admit instead of blaming someone else.
If only women would let us have consenting sex but you basically need to buy a house, a car, work a decent job for a slight chance onxe you're an older adult.
>>79525219>Having regular access to a hot hole to place your willard isn't a guarantee for happiness.Yes it is. If you know people with partners who are still miserable then they obviously aren't having sex for some reason.
Really missing the Tories lads
womfing is the next best thing to getting wussy
>>79525243If that's what you truly believe then fair enough. Go get some pussy and be happy de lid.
Not posting in that thread that he'll just delete at some point anyway
>>79525364yea im alri here for a bit desu
>>79525406that your mum matey?
>>79525406sosoSO fucking peng!
Hope Putin nukes us desu, will save us from the humiliation ritual that will be the rest of this century
>>79525489We've had our humiliation ritual already palThis is the start of our comeback!!
Can one of you just make a new thread?
>>79525599Or just post in this one until 500?
>>79525695Okay what shall be our topic of discussion?
>I've just shidded and farded meself, and you're laffin? Boggles the mind
Fink i'll let the edish die tonightNo womfy night shift for (you)
>>79525945Think I might be having a late one tonight meself
https://youtu.be/jF910_mjXKMQuite unsettling, is it not
Think we can post mp4s now de lids
>>79526102Indeed we can me lid
>>79526102when will they allow webps and webms?what a fucking disastrous move. i am being served webp files named .jpg which are clearly converted server-side TO webp. stupid internet consortium or whoever.
>>79524717Is that Chris Eubank?
>>79526789>t. Dave, 56 from Welling, Kent.
mong on chase
2 grand in the builderthought chiang kai-shek led the long march
Other threadingtons got deleted corr.
are we back in here for a bit then?
uhm whats going on de lads
Ugh i'm so tired, slept like absolute SHIT and have to go to work now, knackered af me desu senpai
NO MORE EARLY THREADS ALLOWED. MONGS BTFO.
In that beddingtons me. Feels cold af waiting for the beddingtons to warm up.
>SHELTERED accommodation for VULNERABLE adults>no heatingnot really a shelter then, huh?
>>79527790You need a fat lass like paige to keep your skinny body warm
tiny objects are prone to freezing
>>79527813I'd rather be cold and sufffer then subject myself to a fatty.
new threadingtonbergs upon tyne>>79527874>>79527874>>79527874
Reckon most women in Sunderland are overweight.
