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As the days grow colder and the nights stretch on, a wonderful time is near. Come inside, yes, hurry now, closer to the coomsock fire, robot. Ah, yes, now you are warm. Now, fix a plate of tendies or hot cocoa and have a seat. The festive spirit has come to town, and it's ready to bring joy to all robots. Let's share stories, spread cheer, and dive deep into the magic of the season!

As previous years, share your wishlist on Jeff Bezos' site and some random Anon may purchase a holiday gift for you. Be sure to gift another Anon in return so we can spread the cheer far and wide.
To get your wishlist code, open your wishlist, then copy the 11 digit number from the link. It will look like this: .com/hz/wishlist/ls/###########

We just need the ########### (and the domain of the site you are using, like .com, .co.uk etc)

Missing Address: When viewing your list, click the "..." in the upper right hand corner. From there click "Manage List" which will give you a few options including "Shipping Address". While you're here please check "Third party shipping agreement". That will allow anons to buy you stuff that isn't sold by Bezos.

Lists: https://pastebin.com/brM3CHjh

And don't miss ChillyDilly's holiday stream: s.kast.live/g/d49qiqgvuus - Opens at 6:30pm EST, film begins at 7:00pm EST
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And don't forget picrel, anons!
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Good evening friends
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>>79717197
Good evening to you too, lad. Got any plans for this jolliest of seasons?
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>>79717169
https://voca.ro/1nRJDFJrVwL1
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>>79717169
>hot cocoa
Thought it would be hard but it looks rather simple actually, maybe I'll try tonight and hopefully I have all of the ingredients save for the chocolate.
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>>79717222
Anon... what the fuck do you mean?
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>>79717244
I thought it had butter and only milk and chocolate chips, I'm not american. It sounds dumb I know but that's what I thought, literally just searched how to do it.
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>>79717258
I... always thought "hot cocoa" just means warm milk + powdered cocoa... Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?
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By the way, your gift was just delivered, Drive anon. Make sure to get to it before a porch pirate does.
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>>79717169
Copying /co/ format to beat the jannies I see.
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>>79717169
>mine is the first list in the bin
Well, I feel pretty special. Jannies caused me to be gone for 3 days.
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Be jolly and be merry, okay robots?
Always remember to ask yourself, "what would Frosty do?"
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I just want everyone to know, that I hate 4chan. I hate what this site has become the past decade. The amount of freedom you used to have has been eroded away with more rules and of course the power tripping mods & jannies. There are very few good things about this site anymore. The older I get, the more I hate the internet as a whole.
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I love transgender folk and the people of Israel, g*d bless them this christmas
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>>79717650
I 100% agree with everything you said. But this is the Christmas thread after all, so let's just be jolly, and maybe post a few seemingly random characters here and there.
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>>79717169
Jannies accepted my ban appeal. Hopefully that means they took what I said into consideration and they'll stop targeting these threads. It would suck to lose one of the only good threads on /r9k/
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>>79717681
So was /ssg/ and look what happened to that. I'm sure the jannie will ban this too, even though the same thing flies on /co/. These mentally ill retards ruined the one good thing this board had left. Now I expect to be banned at some point for this because it's easier to silence people.
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Hello Frosty Feels!
Work was insanity yesterday so I missed the kino. I'll likely miss it again today but we'll see.
What type of cookies do you guys think the jolly old fellow likes the most?
>>79717276
NTA but that's how I do it.
>t.american
>>79717222
You should definitely give it a try anon, 'tis the season.
>>79717499
I ended up somewhere in the late 20's.
>>79717667
God bless everyone!
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>>79717721
That's good news!

>>79717724
You are absolutely correct. But this isn't /SSG/, this is just a Christmas thread, remember? ;^)
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>>79717735
>What type of cookies do you guys think the jolly old fellow likes the most?
I wanna say oatmeal raisins.
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>>79717182
I'm chickn and i got insta banned :< they also think I'm a man which is weird
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Damn I would participate in this but I remember hearing stories of people having their address exposed when something goes wrong with the shipment (knowing my luck it would happen to me). Merry christmas anyways frens
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>>79717889
The address is private and is not revealed to gifters. Only the country and state.
If you want to be 100% certain no leaks happen, only buy/wishlist items sold by amzon, instead of third party sellers.

But I understand your hesitation in any case. Have a merry Christmas anon!
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>>79717801
it might be because you are a tranny and a pedophile
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Do you, your family, or just the place you're from have any cool unique Christmas traditions, robots?
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>>79718045
I like to get fried chicken for crismis.
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>>79718045
I wouldn't call any of it unique. My family has traditions, but they're pretty normal and dumb. I personally watch Christmas movies & specials throughout December. Although it's getting difficult to find movies that I have interest in seeing, as most seem to be the 9001st retelling of A Christmas Carol or some awful 80s Christmas slasher movie.
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Merry Christmas!!

.com/hz/wishlist/ls/34RQR3D5R1IBB
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>>79718045
No not really, we usually get Chinese food on Christmas Eve though.
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>>79718331
How does the dog taste?
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>>79718301
Thank you for getting the ball rolling anon!
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>>79718349
Pretty good, better than your tendies and honey mussy.
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>>79718405
Blasphemy. Tendies + honey mustard & a side of fries/potatoes is a top-tier meal.
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>>79718392
Of course!! I hope you get everything you want for Christmas bro :)
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was the collage ever updated? feels good to be back.

.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1IJMDK8TKL72B?ref_=wl_share
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>>79717943
anon please just filter them
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I don't believe this was ever added to the collage
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>>79718470
I believe it is, yeah. Check the mega folder for gift pics and collage updates.
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>>79718495
nice, I guess the time I put pics up the threads were nuked.
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>>79718570
Yuuri looks at the archives for gift pics for the collage when he can, but it obviously isn't an easy task. You can help by joining here >>79717182 and posting the gift pics, it would certainly help a lot.
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Have we streamed this kino this year yet at the plex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV2xM7d3_gw
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>>79718593
great, ill do just that.
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The reason why these threads are getting deleted is because of the use of Amazon wish lists.

Similar threads on other boards use a designated Secret Santa who organizes one-to-one gift exchanges via email.

In this thread, it's really just elaborate begging, and there's going to be far more people begging for stuff than there are going to be people actually sending gifts. We don't want to encourage anything that could be construed as begging (which violates Global Rule 11), so please consider designating one person to act as a Secret Santa, similar to other boards.

Again, it's OK to have Secret Santa threads, but this isn't how you do it. Take a look at /toy/, /cgl/, or /mlp/ for examples of how to do it right.
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>>79718720
But we have been doing this exact thing for at least seven years now, with no issue. And on top of that, other boards like /co/ have been having the exact same structure of SS (>>/co/146690507). What gives?
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>>79718720
Bullshit. /co/ runs a similar thing where it's not one-to-one gift exchanges via email, and they haven't been banned. Fuck off with your lies and just admit the real reason is that we exclude your kind and others that you align with.
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>>79718751
>>79718778
Stop falling for bait and cool it with the remarks
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>>79718793
Nope, fuck this mod and his bullshit. I'd have more respect for them if they just admitted the truth that we all know. Instead, they make up shit because they're cowards. Either they ban ALL secret santa threads and EVERYONE that begs in ANY manor from all other 4chan threads, which there are plenty, or they can fuck off.
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>>79718751
>>79718793
Nevermind, didn't look closely
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>>79718720
This is a contained board, I don't see how this is problematic, anons make contained steam begging threads EVERY sale, hell some nice anons make key list begging threads too. I don't see any problem as long as the threads ARENT being spammed and the 'beggers' in question ARENT shitting up random threads.

Thank you for the dialog. Sorry that other anons are not being civil they just feel quite betrayed.
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>>79718720
>and there's going to be far more people begging for stuff than there are going to be people actually sending gifts

except we've been managing fine for 7 years keeping tourists out of our gift circles and gifting eachother, its pretty clear one very specific person got upset they didn't get gifts then started report bombing anons that didn't do anything wrong

ffs look at the archive and the collage of gift recipients, its a fairly tight knit circle here. Why should we dox ourselves to one santa ( and thats not how it even works in these threads, ANYONE can gift out of the spirit of the season ) to appease a rule that literally went unenforced for years? who is being harmed here? our way to managing gifts is literally safer lol, /a/'s santa threads are notoriously worse managed and anons get blacklisted out of them if you don't bow your head to their santa. Thats not how it should work in a collective effort.
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>>79718915
The mod or their buddies are probably the ones that are Santa, and they're just mad as hell that we don't put up with their bullshit.
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Wow, did anyone notice that since the mod showed up, that the thread is auto-sagging? Holy shit, just proves me right even more.
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>>79718720
i don't necessarily have a horse in this race, i only gifted this year, i don't have a wishlist, but don't you think it's a little silly to say "users of our anonymous website, you are not permitted to post a wishlist anonymous gifts, you must instead share that exact same list to a single identified organizer who knows all and manages everything"? i don't see how your proposed means of doing this is any *less* of e-begging. it just adds a middleman and unnecessary clerical work that doesn't really hold in the spirit of the website itself.

my perspective is that this thread isn't begging because it is not one-sided. many people ask; many people give. to give a recent historical example, the biofem threads used to have users posting their wishlists with intention to receive, but zero intention of giving. that was begging. this is mutuality.

as far as your point of there being more people who ask than people who give, that's true in all scenarios; there are more poor people than rich. most anons who posted their lists did so because they didn't have the money to buy some things themselves; we've bought some homeless anons food, poor anons a microwave. this is all in the spirit of giving and charity. there's joy to be had in giving. while i understand you have some kind of framework you're operating under, i believe that if you examine it more closely, you might see some cracks in the logic. the difference between /SSG/ and the other threads is simply that we are more anonymous and are willing to give to those who offer nothing in return.
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>>79718720
Explain /co/ then? They have the same structure we use for secret santa. Yet their threads are left unbothered.
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>>79719005
He's mad that we're the only one that excludes his kind. That means he's probably a tranny. Hell, probably a jewish tranny would be my bet. Now he set the thread to auto-sag.
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>>79718990
Yeah I noticed too. It was nice while it lasted. :(
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>>79718972
maybe, but overall it just creates unnecessary bureaucracy and inefficiency

I know FOR FACT its a dogshit means of giftgiving because if the person doesn't like their gift they whine to santa and get you blacklisted, its happened to me and others there. Fuck that bullshit.
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>>79719020
Who the hell cares man. Would shut up about that already. Bitching about that won't help things. For fucks sake, be civil for a change.
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>>79719051
NTA but we've been plenty respectful after getting shookdown all week after coincidentally trannies bombarded the thread and one person happened to keep saying ''transphobes don't get gifts'' RIGHT ON CUE before threads got nuked on two different boards. Thats not a coincidence.
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>>79719051
Keep licking them boots, I'm sure that'll do anything. You're the same type of retard that will just stand there and take it no matter what, like some passivist pussy.
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>>79719074
Acting like a tard repeating the same insults over and over surely will change the mods pov. That'll show em
Peeps being mean spirited is what got us in this mess in the first place. A couple of bad eggs ruined it for the rest of us
I give up. Good luck trying to bring the threads back
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>>79719150
yep uh huh, our mean spirits ruined christmas, its not the waves of trannies and 35yo pedos larping as women reporting our threads that are the problem.

I got gifts, anons got gifts, who didn't get gifts? oh thats right
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>>79719150
Nothing will change their minds because they're hypocritical faggots that are mad about being excluded. There's nothing to bring it back because any attempt will be met with the same response by them. We could do it exactly how they want, and they'll still find some bullshit reason to ban it. You just don't get it or are outright refusing to. Welcome to how the world works, kid.
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>>79718720
Thanks for actually explaining why the mod team has been banning our threads since Saturday. But I need to give my own feedback here. /r9k/ /ssg/ threads have been going on since 2017 the way they are right now: anons posted their wishlists once a thread and no one is obligated to buy anything for anyone. If people want to buy someone else something, they can, but no one is being forced to buy anything. I don't see this as begging or breaking global rule 11, and I don't think a lot of other anons here think this is begging either. It was a different take on the Secret Santa threads /co/ or /toy/ does since they have signups, and these threads were allowed to continue for the past 8 years without an issue as they had been. It's been /r9k/ board culture for 8 years, and if it was now allowed before, a warning to tell us would have been appreciated before you started banning those of us who posted on the /SSG/ threads. So please if you would answer this question: if these threads were allowed to continue for the past 8 years without an issue as they had been, why is it ONLY an issue now in 2024?
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Can we just stop with the drama and get back to the gifting?
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>>79719180
Mods don't give a fuck about our questions, complaints, grievances, etc. They won't even see anything after they posted. We all know why it was banned and why others are still allowed.

>>79719192
The thread has been put to auto-sag mode by the mod once he posted. When this dies, go ahead and make another thread, it'll just get banned or set to auto-sag too.
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>>79719200
whats auto-sag mode? like every reply is saged?
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>>79719279
Yes. No matter how much anyone posts, we don't get bumped.
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few more minutes until the thread sages, fuck you trannies trying to ruin our christmas cheer. truly you are soulless despicable people.
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I want all the trannies and especially the tranny mods to know that this is why your parents disowned you. This is why they're ashamed of you. This is why they'll always use your real name, even on your tombstone after you join the 42%.
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>>79719452
Just make the santa thread like clg, where is the problem?
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>>79719452
>>79719482
based hope these trannies die soon
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I think it's auto saged because what's to ban in this thread? Linking a pastebin?
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>>79719484
It wouldn't matter. The mods are just mad as fuck that we exclude normies, trannies, jews, blacks, etc. from getting gifts. Mainly, it's the tranny part that pissed them off.
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Hope someone tries making another thread to see just how dedicated the tranny is to auto-sagging/banning the threads.
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>>79719517
then what's with the mx lists
>>79719528
not me, im not catchin a ban lmao
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>>79719558
>then what's with the mx lists
Mexicans aren't black
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>>79719517
>jews, blacks, etc
since when? i gifted to everyone as long as they were nice
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>>79719517
>jews, blacks, etc
we never excluded them, retard
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>>79719601
>>79719609
We've excluded them forever. Thanks for showing that you're a newfag or tourist.
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>>79719620
show me where in the rules it states that
gottem
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>>79719636
Check the /ssg/ archives. You're a newfag/tourist. Just admit it.
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>>79719644
i did. never happened
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>>79719653
You didn't check then. Thanks for admitting you're a tourist/newfag. Kill yourself tranny scum.
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>>79719517
Go bak alredy
>>>/pol/
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>>79719662
>hey guys ssg is about love and christmas
>racist, aggressive, malicious posters
ok lol
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>>79719669
Kill yourself tranny scum.
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>>79719662
did check, still wrong. get over yourself lmao
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>>79719675
We love our fellow robots, which you clearly aren't one. Go ahead, tell me what a robot is, you tranny faggot.
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>>79719675
there's like one or two
like that other guy said, bad eggs
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>>79719683
You're not a robot, you're a tourist, and you're a mentally ill tranny freak. You got filtered. Keep replying, I won't see it.
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>>79719694
haha why so butthurt, because im right? lololol
>i wont see it
you will



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