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>like things in my butt
>don't like things in my vagina

why can't I be normal
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>>79878744
Why can't you lower your standards and let men gently finger your clitoris, which isn't inside of your vagina, and just not do butt stuff?
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You're a gay incel.
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>>79878744
I got a thing I can put in your butt for you. You might cum though, so.
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>>79878744
I've heard that anal can be amazing for some women who are able to get indirect posterior fornix stimulation that way, is that true for you? the posterior fornix is this spot btw >>79766412
second question: do you have "genital dysphoria" or some other such genderbending issue?
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>>79878744
I would absolutely go for an anal-only relationship with someone like you, but you have to cosplay as an anime boy for me sometimes. deal?
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>>79878744
It's not that strange. There are a lot of nerve endings concentrated in spaces within the rectal cavity one can press up against and stimulate. That's even ignoring the "naughty" nature of it and focusing just on physiology. Just find a mate that appreciates you and your ass for what they naturally are.
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>>79878744
Are you a pooner by chance? when my sister pooned out she could only get off with butt stuff
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>>79878744
i cant have vaginal sex because of health problems so sometimes i see anal as my only option if i want to actually eventually have sex
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>>79878858
and she told you this? what a fascinating relationship you have.
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You just need to feel a big cock rape spurting massive amounts of cum in you.
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>>79878827
>>79878858
I don't have genital dysphoria or want to be a guy
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>>79878744
>>79878859
I'd rather just.. not have penetrative sex at that point

I don't want my dick solely in your ass, that feels too weird
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>>79878873
can you cum solely from anal or do you need clit stimulation to go along with it?
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>>79878884
Need clit stimulation to finish basically
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>>79878744
being normal is boring, you're fine as is
there are much worse things to be into if you ask me
just embrace it
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>>79878874
i dont like the idea of anal but ive mentioned not being able to have penetrative sex(piv) before and they told me i was just making an excuse and that i could just do anal
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>>79878866
my sister and I have a tight relationship, we're able to divulge information that otherwise would bother other people. perk of growing up in an abusive household and having only eachother to trust. and no we didn't fuck eachother
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>>79878891
how's the hygiene? do you need to invest a decent amount of time rectal douching beforehand to be clean or do you just wing it? do moids get poop dick with you?
do you make any special dietary considerations to have a cleaner butthole?
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>>79878910
I stick my finger in my butt in the shower, if it's clean then good enough for me

>do moids get poop dick with you?
I'm a virgin
but I've never got any poop on a toy before
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>>79878898
Do you have that rare condition of not having a vaginal canal? if I was your partner I'd rather compromise with thighjobs or footjobs in bed and swap with pleasuring you orally
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>>79878916
how old are you to be a virgin buttslut posting on this board?
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>>79878916
how many toys do you own and which is the biggest?
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>>79878916
if I developed a gene therapy that could make it so your butthole gets wet and lubricated from arousal whenever your pussy does, would you take it?
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>like things in my butt
>don't like things touching my penis
Why can't I be normal
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>>79878994
you and OP could use a double-ended anal dildo together! think how cute you'd look backing it up into each other
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>>79878918
seconding this. I'd gladly do oral while getting a footjob, anal isn't my thing
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>>79878918
no i have vaginismus. not that version that just causes pain from sex. mine is so bad, ive never been able to put anything inside of myself before. not a tampon, not a finger. not even just part of my finger. it tenses up and doesnt allow a single thing into it
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>>79878918
>>79879066
what's the difference between that and just humping her leg? sounds hot though
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>>79879067
Imagine having a broken vagina, lmao at ur life.
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>>79879097
im fine with not having sex. i dont have a sex drive because of medicine im on
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>>79878916
you should consider getting your asshole bleached, it's a fun cosmetic procedure that any future anal fetishists you date will surely appreciate. I bet yours doesn't look as pink and appealing as this.
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>>79878744
Any pics for proof?
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>>79879067
That sucks bro. what are you going to do about having kids? Is IVF extraction manageable?

>>79879070
Wdym, those are completely different positions. I like footjobs for the versatility.
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>>79878755
you're a cuck faggot
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>>79878744
because you like to shit but not to give birth. This is a sign of ancient Chinese symptom of depression. Eat a lot of warm water and lo mien with ginger, chili pepper, and garlic. will heal you right up. You need to eat to get strength for your womb and so that you hate stuff in your ass. By having a healthy meal, you will hate anal and love your vagina not being so empty, lonely, and sad from your poor diet.
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>>79879448
Picture is related, ancient scholars agree.
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>>79878744
That's because trannies don't have vaginas.
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>>79879146
i dont even know. and that sucks since I actually want kids eventually
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>>79878744
Might be an actual female autist. I read somewhere that it's common for females with autism to have an anal fetish.
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>>79878744
ywnbaw
>>79880988
it might not be and you didn't
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>>79878744
I also love anal OP we should do something like picrel
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I will never have an anal fixation gf who wants me to play with her butt because they don't exist and when they do they know they can make a bunch of money on the internet and get chad bfs
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>>79878744
Why don't you like stuff in vagoo?
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>>79878744
>like things in my butt
>don't like my penis being touched
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>>79878744
>Don't like things in vagina
Have you tried sticking normal things in there and not whatever the closest household item you there?
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>>79878744
>I like things in my butt
>I'm indifferent to sticking my dick into anything
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>>79878744
because your axe wound is not really a vagina
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>dont like things in my butt
>like getting held down and raped by jerome while my gf watches anyways
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>>79878744
come back please OP so I can pin you down and grope you and worship your sluthole



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