Dreams edition (idk if this has been done before)Previous :>>79871400https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79871400>What's been your most recent dream?>Do you have dreams regularly?>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????Rules:>Ignore impolite moidsQUESTIONS:>egg or chicken?FAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk.>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!Go back tohttps://wizchan.org/>I'm a man, can I post here?You're not welcome, but if you post sign with "t.moid">I'm a tranny, can I post here?No. politely remove yourself please.>What does nona mean?Anon -> Nona>I want a holeThis is not>>>/soc/>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?This is not /ATOGA/
>>79883064I forgot to remove the egg chicken thing from last thread lmao ignore that pls or else I'll die
>>79883064Feeta foota
Dreams are low quality lately, too based on recently consoomed mediaThanks for the thread scaryeyes!
Im in the mood to make a nona's day again (and im very impulsive so im relapsing for my findom addiction).give me a cute outfit or makeup product you wish for. consider it a late Christmas present.
>>What's been your most recent dream?barely remember it now but while I was working someone stole my cigarettes and I went apeshit and tossed hot oil on a customer and hid their corpse in the mop closet>>Do you have dreams regularly?every other night>>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?nope>>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????are you referring to myoclonic jerks?
>>79883113Bro do not relapse on your findom addiction go to a cake store and buy yourself a nice piece pls
Dreaming of Op1
>>79883113I sent my throne wishlist in your dm's
>>79883149im not that anon post it here please.>>79883126i will treat myself if you let me buy you a nice pair of shoes. also im very well off financially actually
** i like cats more than dogs **
>>79883149Sent :) Merry Christmas nona
dreamt of sprouting tall as a building and stomping moids skulls into the pavement
>>79883187can't believe you actually did it.... you fool, you absolute dummy, you shouldn't have done that!
>>79883168I'm literally begging you people online to stop giving money to strangers
>>79883205Oh shut up and enjoy. Maybe send a pic when it arrives
>>79883222Ahem... your throne is still up, even if it's empty now. kek
>>79883222can't argue with those digits, paypigs on suicide watch
>>79883193Moid-handed post.
>>79883064>>What's been your most recent dream?I remember I dreamt coming home from something and getting into the shower, hearing some loud noise, and getting out to investigate only to find my house was not turning into some endless liminal space of rooms and hallways that I just wandered through.>>Do you have dreams regularly?Occasionally.>>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?i don't believe so.>>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????Myoclonic spasms. If this happens to you it's probably a good idea to have a sleep study done.>>79883079>ignore that pls or else I'll dieThis is the future you chose.>egg or chicken?Neither.
>>79882413Hello! It would seem my post was missed - I am still accepting nice applicants!
KILL MOIDS. BEHEAD MOIDS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A MOID INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A MOID INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY MOIDS. DEFECATE IN A MOIDS FOOD. LAUNCH MOIDS INTO THE SPIRAL. STIR FRY MOIDS BALLS IN A WOK. TOSS MOIDS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A MOIDS GAS TANK. JUDO THROW MOIDS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. EXPLODE MOIDS HEADS OFF. REPORT MOIDS TO THE IRS. CUT MOIDS IN HALF. CURB STOMP MOIDS BRAINS INTO THE PAVEMENT. TRAP MOIDS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH MOIDS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY MOIDS IN A VAT OF ACID. SKIN ALIVE AND EAT MOIDS. DISSECT MOIDS. EXTERMINATE MOIDS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. CREMATE MOIDS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE MOIDS. MANDATORY CASTRATION FOR MOIDS. GRIND MOID RAPE BABY FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN MOIDS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. INJECT MOIDS WITH 1000 LETHAL DOSES OF WANDERING SPIDER VENOM. VAPORIZE MOIDS WITH A LASER. KICK MOIDS DOWN THE STAIRS. STARE MOIDS EYES INTO THE SUN. FEED MOIDS TO GIANT SNAKES. SLICE MOIDS LIMBS OFF PIECE BY PIECE.
>>79883064I'm a lucid dreamer and I often drink blood of hot men in my dreams
>>79883306Oops, wrong quote.Meant for >>79883319
>>79883064>>What's been your most recent dream?gutting a moid like a christmas turkey and sharing a splendid meal with my bio sisters
Op1 is so based.
>>79883375save the shoulders and ill make us a good meaty stew
>>79883193ywnba xx w
>>79883064I dreamt I looked myself in the mirror of my bathroom, it was all very white and I was looking at my face. One eye was bigger than the other moving uncontrollably and apparently I was having a heart attack? I have maybe like 3 dreams every month it depends. I've never had sleep paralysis and I hope I never do. And I have no idea
>>79883472dibs on ribs>>79883193based >>79883311>find my house was not turning into some endless liminal space of rooms and hallways that I just wandered throughin my dreams all the houses i lived in morph into one its weird, its always the same square house layout with one long hallway around the edge and the middle of the house is a big kitchen>>79883314>exTREMEly funnytell me a joke
>>79883064Thank you for the bake, Scaryeyes. >>What's been your most recent dream?I remember a vague snippet from last night that I was in a long hall lined with colorful vending machines full of amazing-looking stuff, but none of them took credit cards and I didn't have enough pocket change to buy anything. >>Do you have dreams regularly?Not that I remember, no. >>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?Once or twice, thankfully not in a long time. >>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????I'm not sure what you're referring to. >>79883180As do I. >>79883311>endless liminal space of rooms and hallwaysA lot of my dreams take place in locales which seem over-sized and under-inhabited.
>>79883319YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! BASED orginally
>>79883168>im not that anon post it here please.https://throne.com/shutin
she needs to stop double larping as a man and take meds
>>79883319>tfw you realize op1 is just a boring tryhard bitch who forgot to take her medsle sigh, there's no sense of wonder anymore
who's shitting on Radfem-chan? She's my protected child, don't fuck with me
>>79883622stop enabling her inane spam with (you)s, notice how this never happens unless shes brought up negatively. filter all *** posts.
>>79883622>every poster i don't recoognize is op1kys
>>79883681 they're trying to bait op1 into defending herself as per usual
the people love Op1 !!!!
any femanons in NY?
>>79883680You know what? You're right. I'm sorry.
>>79883550>in my dreams all the houses i lived in morph into one its weird, its always the same square house layout with one long hallway around the edge and the middle of the house is a big kitchenThat's happened before too. The hallways leading to my dorm opened up into the living room of my childhood house, which connected to the hallways in my current house, leading to the bedroom of my first apartment. Every time I walked down a hallway or walked into a new room something swapped around.>>79883557>A lot of my dreams take place in locales which seem over-sized and under-inhabited.Same. It's either that or I'm reliving some event in my life. Sometimes things happen differently, like a script breaking in a cutscene.
https://youtu.be/KCdzTT9PouU>>79883064>What's been your most recent dream?i kept changing back and forth between myself when i was nine and a mouse. i was running most of the time until reality would sort of warp around and suddenly i'd be in a predicament to run away from. i was a mouse nibbling on a page of a book until things shifted and i was a girl and the spine of the book was shoved in my mouth and i was getting punched in the face until all of my teeth broke. then i was crawling away and the teeth were on the ground digging into my hands and knees like broken glass. then the ground sort of shifted into a giant pit of bloody broken teeth and every time i moved they dug into my skin more like needles as i tried to claw my way out, but it's like when you sink in a big thing of corn or grains, you just can't get out, so i was sunk down until i was drowning on teeth, and they were stabbing my insides, until i warped back into a mouse and instead of teeth there was bugs inside me eating my guts and i was trapped in a bag of popcorn and couldn't get out, things like that. it just sort of goes on.>Do you have dreams regularly?yeah>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?yeah>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????i figure its when falling asleep you're on edge so you're not letting your guard down, trying to prevent yourself from losing consciousness, so you jolt.>>79883113i really just don't understand this. i understand why giving presents makes you feel nice, i like doing that too, but findom makes it like, you're trying to feel bad by doing it, which is sad really.
>>79883843>findom makes it like, you're trying to feel bad by doing it, which is sad really.he's baiting, no one here has received a single gift in half a year
>>79883921That's irrelevant to what he said though, besides most nonas killed their thrones.
Hey this just made me think of you girls.
>>79884141>"heh i don't need no man">ten years later>"why am i so depressed all the time...?"Classic.>t. male
79884161Go to an arcade, have fun for once in your life and stop chosing to be a bitter and miserable being.
>>79883064>egg or chickenI like to eat eggs for breakfast since a bunch of youtube shorts says it's healthy. Chicken is what I like to eat for dinner. >t. mail.https://youtu.be/--Rx7EZyC7s?si=B-nPcBhQ4oD5W-9Khttps://youtu.be/dUAh1zBwZmQ?si=FCDvDG3gmksAtFdM
>>79884177>stop choosing>choosinglollmao>t. male
tf no oviparous moid to torture legally
>>79883594why's op1 such a throne whore? wasn't she the first to spam her neet1 throne
>>79884332I HATE MOIDS! Unless they buy me gifts.
>They still think she's a nona who's been long gone
no op1fagging
Hard to look past egg, even if it's the pedo option. Egg yolk is God's greatest creation.
>>79884868...what?>t. male
>>79883843It's just a kink, they don't feel bad they feel horny.
>>79884332She had a throne before biofem1, one of those girlies that takes the opportunity when some anon makes a thread about simping.
Yo femcels I'm sorry to interrupt but you should definitely check this danky dank server out if you're bored and wanna meet people!! Im trying to make it more fun for everyone, i can also attest that almost everyone in there is incrediblehttps://d*scord.gg/kFUPARMA
>>79883594>https://throne.com/shutinNow known as realgamer if you feel like gifting her something
>>79883193giant girls are the bestsorry short nonas..
>>79884982she is not even trying to hide it anymore..
>>79885045>sorry short nonas..It's all good.
>>79885121>>79884982Imagine spending all of your days, every waking hour, making posts about how much you hate men. Only to beg men to buy you toys and candy.
>>79885045No girl wants that, they correctly understand it's too inconvenient.Their kinks are a lot more realistic
>>79885121peak tranime brain and teeth rot
>>79872580 >Tifosi's question from last thread, Caribbean cruise
>>79884973Why join this server when you can join the Official /biofem/biomale/ sleepover Discord. We have weekly BGO and Skribbl.io games./xffWcu3QDy
What's the thing that is most repeated in your dreams?
>>79885140reminds me of a cat I had
>>79885152I'm retarded. I meant to ask is there really a lot of sex on these cruises? I've heard its mostly women and they're just giving it away to anyone who walks by.
>>79885156>FIVE membersLMAO the fuck do you want with this honeypot? Fuck outta here. kek
>>79883113Did this bitch just insinuate that she's addicted to people giving her money? The fuck?
>>79885168No, they are expensive and most often kind of a scam in terms of value for money.
>>79885178>actually bothered to checknonnies are very secretive about their sleepover discord, it would never get posted here
>>79885178Not many nona's were willing to join. I know both Berries and Moidchan are against Discord.
>>79885168>I meant to ask is there really a lot of sex on these cruises? I would imagine that it varies from one ship to another. >I've heard its mostly women They do statistically outnumber men, but I wouldn't say 'mostly'. >and they're just giving it away to anyone who walks by.I highly doubt that.
>>79883064>What's been your most recent dream?>Do you have dreams regularly?Yes>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????Your body thinks it's falling
>>79885228Yeah and whoever is in there is not female.What the fuck are you even going to do with just 5 people in a server anyway? It's utterly pointless unless these were people who knew each other irl.
>>79885255Nothing wrong with small servers, seems you'd be better suited for something like a popular subreddit.
>>79885228>>79885156I love kpop but she seems easy to get to join. If you can nag berries, scarra, and tifo then I'm in. Or Florida and Moid but that's impossible.
>>79885295Scara is killTifosi and moidchun have a real life no reason to be around more incels than necessary
>>79885255>Yeah and whoever is in there is not female.The majority is actually.>What the fuck are you even going to do with just 5 people in a server anyway?Chat about whatever we want, share cool things, gush about Vegeta poster and sometimes play browsergames like I mentioned before.>>79885295True, Scarra is still too jaded to interact with us. I'd mostly want Scaryeyes and Op1 as they'd fit the group, but others are free to join too ofc.
>>79885329op1 is probably already in there pretending to be somebody else
stop harassing my favorite fembot op1
>>79885329>gush about Vegeta posterIs this tomo? I can't join because I can't stand to watch you fall for someone else. Not after all the BGO we did together.
>>79885255>What the fuck are you even going to do with just 5 people in a server anyway?NTN but I met one of my closest friends through a random invite here in 2016, originally there were 3 peeps but the other person got a bf after college and ditched us. but its been us talking daily for years ( and we initially hated eachother when we met through our acquaintance )Theres a lot that can happen with 5+1 people overtime
>>79883550what did the skeleton say to the party
is this crystal cafe now?, fuck this shit fucking board
>>79885329>MajorityWho are the other 2 then
>>79885460Chew on some eucalyptus leaves to cool down and reply to me after ;3
I'm using my smoker for the first time to make smoked honey glazed salmon, and it's KILLING me how good it smells.>>79885168I've only ever been on a cruise to Alaska where almost everyone on board was a midwest boomer.>I meant to ask is there really a lot of sex on these cruises? I've heard its mostly women and they're just giving it away to anyone who walks by.I'm willing to bet if it's true, most of the women are probably older and divorced.Cruises are expensive, and I can think of many easier and cheaper ways to party and get fucked.>>79885725>Chew on some eucalyptus leaves to cool downCan't help but imagine anon as a koala throwing a tantrum.
>>79885663Join and find out. They will judge you harshly before you can enter tho.
>modwallnah fuckoff
>>79885858No wonder tomo and kpop barely post. Who knows who the other one is, maybe some troon
balls balls balls punching and kicking moids balls
>>79885817>Cruises are expensive, and I can think of many easier and cheaper ways to party and get fuckedOh, you have much experience in this area?
>>79885725Nope. I'm someone who isn't very memorable.
>>79886181I know exactly who you are just forgot your shitty name, not temp
>>79885121I just gifted this random so she changes her name to op1
>>79886450whatever the case the account is gone now suddenly so it can be assumed it was op1 or another lurking nona
>>79886478It isn't gone, it's nother
>>79886503same difference what i say still stands
>someone just ripped of a simp with a pack of pocky sticks
>>79886539very well possible
>>79886382Nope. Wrong again.
>>79886539Pockys are cool
>>79885817https://youtube.com/shorts/c-SogKK-ZVc?si=xXqzGKl3WomZLkZ-
>buy tard wrangling blanket>lay down, snuggle>feels really relaxing while awake>sleep, have bad dreams>wake up thrashing against the weightwell that sucks. it helps me fall asleep but it makes being asleep worse. i need a lil robot or something to peel the blanket off after i fall asleep. might just return it.>>79884868this post made me laugh alot>>79885161worms>>79885295i'll never get used to people with this weird audience mindset. it's so weird. following people around like they are an event. what makes someone like this
>>79887084I just wanted to name drop people so I could feel cool, also while checking who's already in there.
>>79887084>i need a lil robot or something to peel the blanket off after i fall asleep.Just get a boyfriend. And if he refuses to wait until you fall asleep first, was he really boyfriend material in the first place?>t. male
>>79885329>gush about Vegeta posterGroovy. I am now officially the third selling point of a discord group. Just don't dress up my voodoo doll with girl's clothes, okay?
>>79887084>following people around like they are an event.It could be some parasocial thing and the fact he said "name drop" implies the names have weight to them. For me, the server owner who asked to be your penpal, it's more about the things you post than you itself. So when you said earlier you had sleep paralysis, I used to have it a lot too; So I immediately wanted to ask you if your experience is the same as mine. I would often wake up and have to fight to regain control of my body. Sometimes when I stayed in the same position for too long I would feel myself lose control as well. So it's more about talking to other humans and sharing stories, I'm responding to your words instead of you, if that makes sense. Also, have you ever been visited by the Night Hag in your dreams?
>>79887194https://youtu.be/Xiogt3Hxlrc?si=OWOyJoJMrMvhQ_cYhttps://youtube.com/shorts/hXgbOGp3FM4?si=tJoWsCyUjtB3AMCg
>>79887194The server owner is a moid?That's amusing. I am amused.
>>79887252When has the average woman ever organized something? It takes a special kind of woman to change the world. Someone like Op1.
>>79887252Isn't it kind of expected at this point? I can't wait to find out how this turns out and why he invited them all.
As a card-carrying member of the 4chan Paparazzi, I look forward to following every exciting juicy detail of this bright young lad's Discord and Pen Pal endeavors.
>>79887357Just wait till he posts the article exposing Tifosi's cocaine addiction. It's juicy.
https://youtu.be/xhYi-qYZq0E>>79887096you say 'just' like everything you said isn't still the weird audience mindset>>79887194i'm sorry, but this is so strange, i don't really know how to process it? the way you wanted to ask me something, but didn't until now, but are trying to get my direct contact information, but don't consider yourself responding to me but responding to my words, which doesn't make too much sense in this context? it feels like all you're saying is "i just like socializing" but in the strangest way, and i don't want to be mean and judgemental because i'm strange and offputting too sometimes, but it's really hard to try and think of a way to respond to this post without bringing it up. agg. i don't know what the night hag is and nothing i've experienced reminds me of that name
>>79887084It's the board of the friendless, any namefag that proves to not be a one trick pony (aka a spammer) ends up getting remembered
>>79887084>might just return it.I'm sorry to hear that. : (
>>79887408Don't overthink it, you're right. If he wanted to respond to your words then he could have asked you about sleep paralysis and nightmares in the thread. If you had said that you don't feel comfortable talking about that in public then he would have had a valid justification to offer a contact exchange. Jumping straight to the contact exchange right at the beginning is a sign of interest in you personally.t. moid and occasional contactfagger
>>79887408>you say 'just' like everything you said isn't still the weird audience mindsetI guess I'm just an awkward fellow after all.
I have ascended to heaven and come back down. Holy shit that salmon was excellent.>>79887084>it helps me fall asleep but it makes being asleep worseIs this from one time using it, or have you used it multiple times and this is always the end result?>worms repeated in dreamsIn what context?>>79887404>Tifosi's cocaine addictionJust because I have that ONE finger nail that's longer than the others finger nail doesn't mean anything, OKAY!This is baseless speculation!
>>79887627I'm with you. The long pinkie nail is actually to dig out crusty earwax.
HI NONAS CAN WE BE FRIENDS PLS HI HI HI HIH HI I ihave no girl friends im so lonenly T_Toh i hav eto answer questions>What's been your most recent dream?dont remember BUT i am trying to remember my dreams more >Have you ever had sleep paralysis?no but i was so scared of getting it that i have accustomed myself to sleeping on my stomach to avoid it XD
>>79887627>I have ascended to heaven and come back down. Holy shit that salmon was excellentI will assume that you ate it alone. I wasn't too busy to enjoy your cooking. We could be watching Squid Game 2 and spooning right now. But you'd never let that happen only because of my employment status.
bunch of makeup on sale rn at glossier not sure what to buyso stressful
>>79887408>it feels like all you're saying is "i just like socializing" but in the strangest way, and i don't want to be mean and judgemental because i'm strange and offputting too sometimesBasically. Forget it.>i don't know what the night hag is and nothing i've experienced reminds me of that nameIt's a folktole, commonly associated with the phenomenon of sleep paralysis. She is supposed to sit on your chest or back, watches you and that's what cause the sleep paralysis. I've seen her in a few of my dreams and she has killed me a few times.>>79887580>Jumping straight to the contact exchange right at the beginning is a sign of interest in you personally.Well there are some other things I'd like to ask about, but have too much anxiety to post in a public space. I also feel disrespectful towards Op1 for posting here, I know most of you don't care.. but it still feels wrong to me. It's weird. So it's more about me being uncomfortable.
genuine question if you are actual femaleswhy won't you just post on crystal cafe, why are you here
great now that you have a discord, you "women" should post there from now on. Bye "women" you will (not) be missed
>>79887084>>buy tard wrangling blanketi kind of want a weighted blankie, it seems like it would help me sleep, maybe u just need to get used to it, i also heard theres a blankie type thing that uses compression instead of weight, like a giant compression sock
>>79887907Le respectful despite social anxiety Discord Moderator.I am amused.
I don't know what to do. I was flirting with some lady and asked if she needs help sleeping. Now she's asking if I want her to sleep at my place. But I can't because I live with my mom and this lady is really loud during sex and I don't want to get in trouble by mom for having her over. I was just shit posting. I don't know what to say now.
>>79887084I didn't get name-dropped I'm not a cool exclusive nona.....
that woman is NOT SLEEPINGher ass is NOT COMFY
>>79887408https://youtu.be/1DD_NCM_RJs?si=bMwg6msYz6xsow2B
>>79888328You did though>>79885329
>>79888618Oh..okay...cool *puts the gun down*
I don't usually dream but last night I had my first one in many months and it was a wet one.I was at a convention and there was a blind date matchmaker but it was an 18+ panel. I was seated in like a little red riding hood cosplay and shortly after a 6 foot tall Nightwing cosplayer sat right across me. We exchanged a few words blushed and then we explosively went at each other to have standing sex in front of a mirror. I have never had a dream like this before. I am not one to believe in casual sex either. I was so so confused when I woke up.I started talking to a moid several months back and he's coming back to the states after working overseas for 6 months. I hope he has the endurance to deal with 2 years of pent up sexual frustration.
>>79888894https://youtu.be/KV4KH0Jz1KE?si=i08q_vRg2KIgKSf1
>>79888721No, that is the reason to raise the weapon.
>>79888942I don't use porn or masturbate. At least I try not to masturbate. Usually just make paintings or get obsessed with a skincare routine. But I haven't had sex for 2 years because my last bf said he was asexual and my libido essentially died in the relationship with him. We broke up then a month later started talking to the moid before he went overseas. Now we are planning our first date with each other.
>>79889036Lies. All foids are porn addicted coomers.
>>79889041I'm not a fujo. And I hate porn. I reject all the men that say they can't cum to a woman's touch and I will not put myself down that path. Why is it so difficult finding a marriage material man? Judging by this guy his wife cheated on him when he would do these long overseas assignments. She divorced him. And it's been 4 years since the divorce. I would have preferred a non divorced man but alas I want to explore the idea of having a family after that asexual relationship. Felt weird about sex when the relationship ended look forward to having a libido again.
>>79883064why she is sleeping on rock? very uncomfortable
https://youtu.be/hs7_Ow82-gk?si=SBRopYo7RpJtI_Vksong postingKinda random but i hate when people ask what favourite song is or who my favourite artist is because there's so many but this is definitely one of my all time favs
>>79889484It's just a dumb question as preferences change.
>>79889509Whenever people ask me that I think I have to rack my brain for every song I've liked ever and decide on one in that few seconds lol
>>79889530It gets frustrating as there's so many songs I like, but the ones I'm listening to always change.
Moids should have a brain chip that explodes when they're horny or angry so they die instantly
>>79889782>hornyDamn, I would've exploded like 6 times today
>>79890260you should've
>>79889782But why? I enjoy being angry and horny...>t. male
>>79887084>following people around like they are an event. what makes someone like thisI think it's that thing when sometimes something "clicks" in your mind and you suddenly really like, or at least are really interested in someone or something no matter how inane, and you may not even notice. Kind of like a fixation, assuming it isn't one. As for why, it's likely because you'd see an appeal that's seemingly undefinable but still detectable (This appeal probably could be defined either by someone else or with some proper introspection, many just won't or don't bother to go out of their way to reach that level of personal understanding). For seemingly no reason you'd often feel compelled to consider this person or thing whenever you may or can, regardless of the context. When it's multiple people doing this same thing, they naturally may find each other and that's how you get an audience, and after that I guess it would just be people being people. They find their people, form their tribe, and then form their culture, or something along those lines I think. I'm not sure if what I wrote makes enough sense, if any at all. Maybe you'll make something of it.t.moid
>>79889782You would have to clean a lot desu
Dreamt thatvI was trapped in a pc and had to build a house pixel by pixel the ms paint way
>>79890836Sounds fun! What kind of house did you make?>t. male
>>79889076>I reject all the men that say they can't cum to a woman's touch and I will not put myself down that pathLiterally what?
>>79891163There are men who are so brainrotted by porn they can only cum with their hand or toys. Like a vagina doesn't do it for them. And they are like it's no big deal don't feel bad that I can't cum from regular sex. And they are proud of it at times too. Men make excuses for their sexual dysfunction.
>>79883193>>79885045Based>>79885146>Their kinks are a lot more realisticNo they really aren't lmao, womens kinks can get cranked upto 11 on the wacky and over complicated dial. Men like simple dopamine pounding things, women want 100 dick tentacle monsters filling their holes or to nurse a frail pretty boy with a leg amputation with the flu but keep him sick a little longer so he'll stay with her. ( not that there's anything wrong with that ). There's been plenty of studies done now that correlate that point.
So I had an unusually (for me) detailed and long-running dream last night. I was playing a video game, except my perspective was from IN the game rather than sitting at my computer. It was a prequel to Helldivers, but played more like Project Zomboid. You played as colonists right before and during an infestation / invasion; and you had to scrounge for necessities and materials, fortify your compound, and survive until the SEAF arrived. Like Project Zomboid, it had a long list of careers, but it wasn't spelled out what advantages they gave you. I was playing a school teacher and couldn't figure out what if any bonuses that gave me. >>79887642I'm happy to chat here with anyone who's polite. >>79888894Steamy. : )
>>79891294>There are men who are so brainrotted by porn they can only cum with their hand or toysor... get this, they have nerve damage from being snipped as an infant and vaginal intercourse doesnt work as efficiently because their head doesn't respond to stimuli as much. But thank you for blaming us somehow.
>>79891364>but played more like Project Zomboidsounds like a tedious dreamI dreamt of shooting chinese people on a rooftop jumping between maps on bouncey mattresses
>>79891435Hahahaha more excuses for sexual dysfunction. Kill yourself. Moids from all walks of life have this issue. It didn't matter if they were cut or uncut. I tried dating younger guys to see if it was related to age but it was worse. Porn has been so normalized it's destroying the moids themselves. A fate they deserve.
>>79891364I had a dream that I was looking for my grandmother in some tourist area maybe. I had a bunch of family with me. We went into this fancy restaurant and we were all shocked when they brought the food to our tables for some reason. There was some kind of fancy ice they gave us and when it melted it turned into some really sweet drink. Then I looked I and thought I saw a kid flying so then we had a talk about that. I learned that a bunch of us had been there before and could fly as kids. But the lady taught kids to stop flying.We head outside and the storms starting to get bad.There's huge tidal waves in the background. They're so huge, that I can't tell how far they are or how big but they seem to tower over any of the buildings near by. There's lots of panic but a lot of people don't notice. I immediately try to figure out which buildings will hold up yhr best and run into one. I choose a bank i think. A lot of people are already inside and most are inside a restricted area with bullet proof glass. The doors to get back there are closed but there's an opening that I managed to quickly jump into. There's a kid in the lobby who can't figure it out. I try to help him, as everyone else is in some kind of kart and using that to get climb through the doggy door. We look out the window and see the waves are getting closer. But the waves we can't see from this window were much bigger than these ones. The waves crash. The water is higher than the building. Some of the glass has cracks and is starting to break. There's bodies in the water and fish all being slammed into the glass. The water is now about as high as the floor we are on in this huge building. I think the glass breaks.
>>79891452>sounds like a tedious dreamIt kinda was. >>79891614That doesn't sound tedious at all. I very rarely have dreams that interesting.
so glad the mods reversed that "no megareplies" thing they were toying with awhile ago. fucking sucked.https://youtu.be/9necup9R04A>>79887573it's okay. it's just annoying when like... things that feel good when you're calm feel bad when you're panicking. so it's hard to find stuff that can work both ways>>79887620well i mean i am too, just in a different way. i just don't like, *get* your way. my weird makes sense to me at least.>>79887627it was just one sleep. i didn't want to use it again after.>>79887907okay, if you're an anxious mentalcel, that makes more sense about where you're coming from, i get how overthinking goes. sorry if i hurt your feelings at all.anyway. all of my demons are men.>>79888023read the faq, buddy>>79888894would actually kill someone to have dreams like that instead of nightmares>>79889484that's really good, i like it. good pick. if i had to pick one right now it would be a toss up betweenhttps://youtu.be/Dz1SQQxLQtgandhttps://youtu.be/U7lSn4RNqes>>79889782i think they should just divide society into a female zone and general zone, and men would live in little dens they create and hunt for food (but we also give them videogames and toys), and whenever we leave the female zone we get into a dope fucking mech suit that could crush any man if we needed to so there's no risk (and can also hide our appearance if we want). i'm not making them hunt because i'm mean, i think they would be enriched by it spiritually. but my point is being horny and angry is kinda central to the male experience and i think that deserves to exist, they just have to become like, jedi, and learn to control it, or have to live in the Wild Zone.>>79891300 v/this moid is a fucking KNOWER
>>79891300They are far moee complex because they involve dealing with men and treating people like people, that doesn't mean they aren't a lot more realistic.As a giant girl enjoyer too I am under no illusion it isn't anything more than manchild mommyshit
>>79891586wow. does saying that make you feel big. Ive masturbated once or twice a week since I was a teenager and my problem has been the same. Instead of berating a guy you're dating with a sexual dysfunction why don't you give him a handjob. Women complain all the time about men not properly stimulating their needs to orgasm, this isn't any different.
>>79890839None, I argued with my family about it after putting like 10 pixels.Then I dreamt we were playing a sport or something but we sucked and I got angry, felt like space jam but also like the past.
>>79891789>They are far moee complex because they involve dealing with men and treating people like peopleThat's true too, but it's because they treat sex like a novel and try to turn it into a DnD campaign than just getting off and moving on lol. Men fap to image captions, women fap to 1000 page AO3 blogs.>manchild mommyshitI'm not into that, I just like tall girls in general. I think they're neat and deserving of feeling like any other woman
>>79891804>thinking that they can even cum to a handjob that isn't their ownKill yourself if you have to rely on a woman to fix the issues you've created yourselves. Anons betray themselves and to their horror they are beginning to realize they do it over nothing.
>>79891861Space Jam dreams. Playing sports in zero gravity makes my brain induce nausea when I wake up. I wonder how common that is.
>>79891789>>79891893Female-brained size fantasies:"I want to be small like a fairy and commune with wild animals! I want to be a mighty powerful ocean diver who swims with a pod of whales!"Male-brained size fantasies:"I want giant women to grow big and step on me! I want to be teeny tiny and stuck up a woman's bum!"
>>79891893You should try fapping to stories instead of pretending fapping to a caption is a superpower. It's worth it. Plenty of stuff about tall girls/minigts out there.
>>79891920>"I want giant women to grow big and step on me! I want to be teeny tiny and stuck up a woman's bum!"That's just a few degenerates.My own fantasies consist of:>falling in love and living with someone who doesn't exist>becoming the ruler of a realm and bring hope to the common man>exploring distant worlds and meeting people within them
>>79891740>well i mean i am too, just in a different way. i just don't like, *get* your way. my weird makes sense to me at least.We are destined to never make sense to one another as we're opposites in how we view things and interpret them. But also I'm just weird too.
>>79891935If you have any good ones I'll check them out, doujins or AO3 stories or whatever
>>79891950You're not weird, and you don't help yourself mentioning it every post. Have more confidence in yourself and realize it's perfectly normal if a conversation with a stranger doesn't end up in common ground.
>>79883064Hello foids, I am once again looking for a wife.What I bring to the table>27>stable job>meaningful and friendships with a few people>too retarded for mind games and gaslighting>unwavering belief in humanity and my own ability to succeed in life>5'8" manlet>norwood 2>likes animals>not easily bothered by things (except for sudden loud noises) My standards:>girl who can regulate her own circadian rhythm>not overly political>not overly socially retarded, doesn't stand in the middle of doorways in busy public places>has at least one interest that isn't socialising>isn't evil>wants kids somedayEnquire within! Don't be shy!
>>79891804I don't berate I leave. I don't care to waste more time. And what do you think the touch of a woman entails? It's everything outside of the guys self stimulation. Sounds like you're projecting Anon. Sorry I'm not here to tell you you can be saved from your porn addiction.
>>79891979Sorry. You aren't getting that I don't want to help myself not be be weird. I accept that I am weird. I will choose to disagree, that if a conversation with a stranger doesn't end up in common ground then j have failed. We will never understand each other. Do not try.
>>79892274Are you always this much of an edgy little boy...?
>Know online friends for 7+ years>One that lives in another part of the country flies down to meet me and two other guys>This went on for years but I've been meeting them only since this summer because I've been raised with "Don't dox yourself" as basic internet etiquette>Dad never met them Enter today >Guy flew down and met with him and the others yesterday>Today me, friend that flew down, another friend and his girlfriend want to go to the mall>Dad doesn't want me (20 and with a drivers' license) to go in their car nor to drive alone but wants him to accompany me >I give up and say fine, as long as you trust me >I get dropped off and goes well, we make stupid dumb talks that you'd expect >The one friend and his girlfriend eventually turn to private talk and me and the other friend start our autistic talks about minecraft modpacks>Eventually I go to the parking lot>Of course dad stayed alone in the parking lot for hours, how dare he let me enjoy some good times with friends I've known for years>When I salute the other friends and he sees me with the other guy behind the friend and his girlfriend he starts a discourse in the car about relationships and how I must not have a boyfriend and how I need to focus on uni completely unpromptedI want out. I had the most enjoyable talk about Nomicraft and other modpack autism I've had since this June, because god forbid I have friends that share the same interest as I do, but the moment I step in the car and get back to home I'm suddenly a giga slut trying to hook up with two randos (even though I've known these randos for years). What the fuck? I don't even go out at clubs even if said friends offered me to several times because he's so paranoid. I'm already a fucking hermit because I leave, I go to uni, follow lessons and then come home, I literally don't have any fucking friends at all, I can't even VC with these friends on discord because I just know he's chiming in and listening to the convos I'm having.
>>79892605You need to make clear to your father that you're no longer twelve years old.I experienced the same thing when I was younger, parents have a very hard time accepting that their children have their own life to live.Also, it might be best to focus on getting a job to fund getting your own place.>t. male.
>>79889530Most people do have a favourite song of all time, or maybe a top 3, they instantly know at all times.
>>79891300>to nurse a frail pretty boy with a leg amputation with the flu but keep him sick a little longer so he'll stay with her.I kinda get this. I used to make jokes about wanting to take care of a frail meth head and nurse him back to health so he would only love me and I think about having sex with someone while they're sick often >>79891740Jenny hval is literally amazing and one of my favourite artists ever I really recommend listening to the full album also the front bottoms are such a classic
https://youtu.be/ZZVwnj5NqyY>>79892951yeah i have the same thing, but in my mind it's always been injured soldiers i nurse back to health and have to help learn to function again with major handicaps like missing limbs or being blinded temporarily or permanently. like>be me, woman living alone since all the men left my home during wartime>rural farm, fields are barren, i keep a garden and try to make a living weaving baskets or something>one day find a corpse by the side of the road covered in mud>move closer, realize he's barely alive, covered in dirt and blood>he crawled like 20 miles from the battlefield to try to tell somebody some like, intel or something>eyes are infected and swollen shut, missing an arm>take him home, bathe him (hehehe) and bandage his wounds>he wakes up in a warm bed and i don't even let him talk i just feed him soup i made>he's all like "i have to tell the general some shit" but it's been weeks since then and the enemy has captured our area>i have to do everything for him, he can't walk or feed or wash himself and he's always a little embarrassed and apologizing>he's an orphan too so this is the first time anybody ever took care of him>at some point in the story we're like rebels and spies and i start passing secrets to the rebellion thru codes i weave into my baskets>at some point he says some unbearably sappy shit like "i fell in love with your voice and your touch before i ever saw you (his eyes are recovering for the longest) but now that i lay my eyes upon you i learn what it is to have love at first sight, for this is the first time i've ever truly seen anything. though my eyes were open, i think i was blind before i met you" and also it's raining and i'm cold but he is very warm>also at some point he kills someone to protect meuhh anyway yeah i like the front bottoms too
>>79893332aw. so close to quads.
>>79893332This is really realI often wonder if my true soul mate was some random soldier that died fighting in world war one so we never got to meet each other but we have perfectly compatible personalities and just like the perfect people for each other but alas separated by time and spaceAlso,with the sick thing I never go that deep into the storyline.I just imagine a boyfriend/fwb? coming to my door and being like "I'm really sick right now and there's nobody to take care of me...." so I take him to my bedroom and give him medicine while I hold him and pet his hair, I tell him to sleep but he's like "no I can't sleep I'm too sick" so I'm like okay then I'll give you a hand job so you're not tired and then I do that but he's really sniffly and whiny the whole time and then he falls asleep into me Bro am I okay
What's with the generic back to the future mom scenariosWanting war to move things forward is normie af
>>79893472Sorry I'll just have a super niche Tanzanian pan scraping fetish instead
scaryeyes, it's time you experience a good plapping
>>79893519Remember Tanzanian pans are special in that you need to season them with elephant poo.
>>79892287You do not seem like the same person from earlier so I will not be responding. Please do not flirt with me again.
>>79893632>flirtBoy, you are not weird, but actually unwell in the nogging.
>>79892274 my two cents about being weird In the past when I would write poetry, I was constantly worried about people misinterpreting it/ the meaning of it until I realised that it's better that way for it to confusing or only be mine to understand because its MY poetry, the whole reason i wrote it was because I had feelings and i wanted to make it something. its my own feelings not anybody elses to understand or try to decipher. Once I realised this I took it to my life whole and realised that I'm only on this earth to entertain myself and to figure out who I am before I even try to make other people understand me. That is freedom I think
>>79893804Adding to this is that life is better when you're not "normal" or understood by people because it's just amazing to understand yourself and your own thoughts without people that opinions don't matter trying to figure you out
>>79893444 v/NO WAIT I DO THE SAME THING WITH THE DOOMED SOULMATE I WILL NEVER MEETlike what if i had a perfect childhood friend-to-lovers story written for me in the stars but having a shitty childhood robbed me of that?? or what if something altered the timeline of my reality and i should be living back in the homeland of my ancestors or some bullshit and everything good and perfect is there, but since i ended up in the US it's all fucked up. i dunno. i think about that stuff too.also weird enough i imagine being the one who's sick more than having a sick boy. though i do want that too. my skin just gets really sensitive when i have a fever, like permanent goosebumps, so, it makes you think...>>79893804>>79893831maybe that's true but i really want someone to understand me. very badly. it hurts almost. so i make up fantasies about being even fucking weirder and more ridiculous and someone still understanding/caring regardless and somehow that makes me feel better. i dunno. i don't understand myself at all to be honest. i'm annoying and contradictory and i really wish i was more typical and less pointlessly complicated
That's the plot of the princess diaries, nothing about it is weird or ridiculous
>>79894107>>79893444Nonas. I am DOUBLY sick. I need you....
>girlfriend says size doesn't matter>proceeds to have biggest orgasm on a huge dildoWhy do women lie?
>>79890330I did, in a way...if you know what I mean.
>>79894304No I don't know what you mean. Could you please explain in minute detail what you meant by your previous statement?
>>79894253Just a coincidence
>>79894253>Why do women lie?to protect your little feelingsbut some genuinely never experienced a bigger one to know
>>79894315>minute detailNo, but here is what I recall.After rubbing my uncut 7x6 inch penis to pictures of naked ladies on /s/ for periods of 10mins to 2hrs I'll move on to a video of a lady masturbating with a dildo large enough I can imagine it is my penis going inside her, spreading her to make room for my member and gripping as she pulls it out and eventually her moans get louder and I fap faster, I'll start thrusting as she starts shaking and I imagine her tightening around my penis, legs wrapper around me and as she climaxes and I see the white liquid from the dildo leaking from her, all my pent up cum shoots out with such force as if it were from an explosive propellant that if I try to block or contain it, it will simply splash everywhere as if a cum bomb went off.It can be hard to aim because at that stage I could be involuntarily thrusting my hips, and using my foreskin to cover my penis(which can contain a quick caps load) is likely to explode in a similar way as I ejaculate with each burst and thrust.I think I might go do it again...
>>79883064What guys did your friends fall in love with?
Do you consider this a man or a woman >>79894287
>>79895183if the organs are the semen producing, male. if the organs are egg-producing, female. even if they do not successfully produce those things, that is how it is defined. unfortunate fella though.
>>79895285They have testicles, a penis, a uterus but no vagina
>>79895183ascended both to become a professional female athlete
>>79895296yes. so it's a man.
>>79895183>>79895296That seems like legitimately both to me. Actual hermaphrodite
>>79895183Man with boobs, like a lot of men that let themselves go
>>79895296does he have periods?
>being born with a uterus isn't enough to be considered a woman nowYa'll hella exclusionary
>>79895183...they're intersex? that's like. obvious. i hate trannies too but biology is biology, there's no point putting that person into the binary when they literally aren't in it.
>>79894758>What guys did your friends fall in love with?All different kinds.
Don't you 404 on me! pg 10 bump!
>>79897010All nonas are dreaming sweet dreams
>>79883314can i join? im nice and stuff
>>79891740Nona you have nightmares? Try taking some vitamin supplements for you brain health and check to see you don't have sleep apnea. You don't got to be fat to get it.
>>79897556i have nightmare disorder. i used to post about it a lot because i thought it would help to post somewhere and talk for a bit after waking up from one, but most of the time it just feels like so much work to type something up that i don't bother anymore.when i first started ohtoposting it was supposed to be a mental exercise where i did my best to act without taking any of my mental problems into account, like, trying to be positive and cheerful, trying to make myself forget about things like this, like LARPing as my best/healthiest self. i think i've sorta lost track of that goal at some point and i'm just normal posting these days. idk if i'll try to redouble my efforts on that at some point or not. it seemed to help a little.
>>79897492not all of us apparently. hopefully i'm the only one.
Effeminate cute boys are for big nona strap-ons only
yesterday i saw someone post a picture of my cock in a girl's mouth on r9k. the only other person who has that picture is the foid sucking my dick in the picture that I know of. It was from a different time when I was less healthy. Should I ask if it was her?
Any foids want advice? No problem too complex, I am basically a god amongst men. I don't judge you for your brains not working very well, you are burdened with carrying the reproductive equipment and that takes away from your overall stats.
>>79897492I'm not. I just woke up from another nightmare about me being stuck in an enclosed, cold, and dark room listening to my heart beat to the point of torture.
i want to boop opic's foot with my foot.
>>79894758Don't have friends but this funny and kinda related so I'll tell>sister has boyfriend over that I'm not allowed to see (i haven't met any of her boyfriends and she's been dating different guys since we were 14)>get curious and waits for him to leave and walk out of the house>peep out of my window like a fucking creep>he looks in my direction but the view is obstructed so i can barely see his face>OMG DOES HE SEE ME??>close blinds and crawl back into bed 90% sure he saw me
>>79894107>hurts almost. so i make up fantasies about being even fucking weirder and more ridiculous and someone still understanding/caringIt's worse when you really think someone understands you and cares about you until you lose it and then realise they didn't even have a clue
>>79898219>>79894107https://youtube.com/shorts/6rrh2szcvcA?si=09NuO_YHZRByakK_
>>79898258Wtf did autistic people do before the internet. sounds terrible
>>79897902Are you the one with the really violent ones? Where you wake up with your entire bed in disorder because of how mucv you violently moved around?
>>79898180>that I'm not allowed to see (i haven't met any of her boyfriends and she's been dating different guys since we were 14)What?Is this like a family thing or some weird obsession of hers?
>>79898570Idk honestly, I've just chalked it down to her not wanting to be embarrassed by her weird creepy sister or something
>>79891740>this moid is a fucking KNOWERwhat kind of kinks does berries-nona have...
>>79898649Maybe she's afraid they are more interested in you.
>>79898360Video games and anime. I have an autistic brother so yes I know. The meltdowns he would have over a game was always funny.
>>79898803That's a nice idea but it's definitely not that because she seems to see me as an asexual robot incapable of people being attracted to me or me having any romantic wants
>>79898843You should weaponize that.Weaponize your autism, start Sister War 1, because such aggressions will not stand!I know you can do it, ganbare.
>>79898984Retardass forgot the picture.
>>79898994>picrelthat is so true and real. I'm going to start a foundation that's like the anti autism speaks (giving people autism isn't of trying to cure it)
>>79899049What would your thermonuclear autism warhead consist of?
>>79899176I was thinking more hiring people with autism to go around kidnapping people in the most normie places (clubs, restaurants, parks) injecting them with the blood of an autistic person, wiping their memory and dropping them back off alien abduction style
>>79899217>alien abduction styleThat sounded more like zombification or vampirificaficafation to me.Like making ghouls.I wonder how you'd fare in a zombie apocalypse.
>>79891740>anxious mentalcelI never understood why you and Tomo cared so much about my celibacy.>sorry if i hurt your feelings at all.You didn't. I merely worry about you when you put your thoughts into words. I hope you know you're not alone.
Got covid from seeing Gladiator II. Had it coming, I guess.Now my life is actually ruined because I have to stay in my shitshow of a room like a gud gorl. Can't hide I have it because KAFF KAFF.
>>79899586I can't believe people are still getting covid in 2024I'm reading gladiator two fanfiction currently and see this post o_o
>>79899608I avoided it so long I thought I was in the clear.What kind of fanfic?
>>79899662Caracalla oneshots on tumblr because I love fred hechinger
>>79891364hi nona c: im happy u replied to me<3 i dont think i am a polite person though :P i hate all the bitches that ignored my post in order to reply to moids even thoo i am a girl? like WAT?!?!? im gonna avoid this dick obsessed pick me general now! i been to florida like once it was cool and there was lizards c: have fun with ur lizards, i luv u nona i hope u have a great day<33
>>79883064Rocking with Keith by Panchiko sounds like how spending time with him feels. I don't know what it is about it, but somehow the swell of it just sounds like looking at him. everytime I listen to it I think about stuff we've done together and I love it, and I love listening to it while I make him things. also infinite pieces, the "sure, I'd love to climb up above these clouds" reminds me of when I first told him how I felt. we were on a mountain (not above the clouds, but still a pretty big climb). I would do anything to be able to relive that night. I love my boyfriend <3
>>79898839>The meltdowns he would have over a game was always funny.Ever been to a Smash Bros tournament or something similar? It's like a preschool. >>79899713>i luv u nona i hope u have a great day<33*hug* You as well. : )
https://youtu.be/Wz3yl8ZLkTI>>79898219never had that happen. closest i had was someone i thought understood me, or at least i related to, who ended up just not caring about me at all.>>79898553yeah. i've broken toes kicking the wall in my sleep.>>79898771man, i just did a whole greentext>>79899394i don't care, it's just the term for someone who has trouble in life because they're always in their head worrying.>>79899677he looks like a smaller version of the guy from i think you should leave
>>79900680>songI really like this it reminds me Ida mariahttps://youtu.be/UQOoGxuvDxk?si=knpUKGcRwKwrzWIi >the guy from I think you should leavenoooo
time for new years edition?
>>79900680>yeah. i've broken toes kicking the wall in my sleep.I talked with that "you" several times, because I have issues sleeping, and had no idea it was (you).I'm not sure if this has any meaning for you, but you hid that really well. To the point even, that this is oddly enough hitting me somehow emotionally. I'm just cooking dinner and wondering if I should sit down and cry instead.I hope you one day wake up from a wonderful and calm sleep, with your lovely husband and children coming in through the door.
I LOVE BEING ALONE I LOVE DOING NOTHING ALL DAY I LOVE NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY HURTING PEOPLE I LOVE PLAYING VIDYA ALL DAY
>>79901071>I LOVE BEING ALONE I LOVE DOING NOTHING ALL DAY I LOVE NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY HURTING PEOPLE I LOVE PLAYING VIDYA ALL DAY*hug*Good to see you, Kpop. As always I'm hoping for the best for you.
>>79901071Based hermitnona
>>79901071>I LOVE BEING ALONE I LOVE DOING NOTHING ALL DAY I LOVE NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY HURTING PEOPLE I LOVE PLAYING VIDYA ALL DAYStart exercising, taking a sewing class, language class, growing plants and vegetables. Find something or anything and just work at it. Humans are only happy when they're working towards something. Obviously I'm a guy because I'm giving you solutions and not asking how you feel about that feeling.
>>79901875maybe they were onto something. i wish this could be my job though like the old days. all i do is isolate myself and spew out some philosophy here and there... dream job>>79902063>Start exercising, taking a sewing class, language class, growing plants and vegetables. Find something or anything and just work at it.so lazy. especially so close to the new year. can't say much because i forgot to take my meds today so i feel like doing absolutely nothing and im happy doing absolutely nothing. maybe i should do a vision board for the next year but the thought of doing anything paralyses me. i like being a neet.
>>79902150nonas wouldn't last a day as a tradwife
>>79901071insanely based plus literally me
>>79902150yeah I haven't started with my resolutions or a plan for next year either.I'm just coughing a bit and pretending is a big crippling disease and getting all sad about it, has been like that since xmas. Fitting end for 2024 I guess
>>79902150>i like being a neet.NOOOO you HAFFF to contribewwwwt
>>79883064last night i had a dream that my old work crush died in a car accident lol, super random because he moved away months ago and i quit shortly after. I still stalk his facebook (yeah hes that old) pretty much daily and wish i talked to him more often
>>79902168do people actually cut ice lmao what is that>>79902176>I'm just coughing a bit and pretending is a big crippling diseasei've been doing that too. i love pretending im a woman from a victorian era novel dying from just about anything.>>79902186life is so fun and work is so miserable. i don't want to be miserable. i want to watch movies and play vidya and have fun all day.
>>79902262>do people actually cut ice lmao what is thatIt's a larp made to bait for clicks. It leans into the whole "tradwife" meme.People do cut ice like that to fish, not to wash their goddamned clothes.>i want to watch movies and play vidya and have fun all day.Literally just get a boyfriend.>t. male
>>79902225I don't remember what I dreamt of today. I think it was funny or something because I woke up and chuckled, but then felt a lot of cold and instantly forgot.Whenever I try to keep a diary for that stuff it lasts like 3 days I swear
>>79902150>maybe they were onto something. i wish this could be my job though like the old days. all i do is isolate myself and spew out some philosophy here and there... dream jobAs an ancient roman NEET you'd still be relying on other people to provide for you, if you don't work, hunt or gather for yourself.
>>79901071Real, I would do ANYTHING but thats embarrassing for some reason to me bc I find everything embarrassing. I just want to be put in a box and then thrown underground with my phone, laptop, and some books so I can just rot down there until I die because that's the only way I'm not perpetually embarrassed by just existing
>>79900734i'm sorry i don't see a differencealso a good song
>>79902353I want to be a princess in ancient Rome doing absolutely NOTHING all day Also with ancient Rome they had the really cool bracelet things that wrapped around the top of your arm I want those brought back
>>79902434Princesses had to work a lot
>What's been your most recent dream?I dreamt I was seizing on the floor and trying to ask random bystanders for help, but they just looked down on me with a face of disgust and contempt>Do you have dreams regularly?Yes, but I don't always remember them >Have you ever had sleep paralysis?One time, I freaked out and asked to go to the hospital ANYWAY I thought about hosting my last BGO of the year, maybe in a half hour or so. >>79881122>leg warmers The ones I wear are made for aesthetic, but do keep my legs slightly warmer. I think thermal legwarmers would work better. I have some thermal leggings for the colder weather and it helps so much just to wear them under pants/skirt >>79881380>Avenue Q I had a phase in high school kek. I've seen a few musicals, but not Avenue Q sadly :(> time in a singleplayer gameI don't see exactly why a multiplayer game would correlate with more hours played than a single-player one, but maybe that's just because I'm a bit antisocial. I also was able to compile these hours due to being a neet on/off, you are more responsible than I >>79887144I have not mentioned you in said group iirc, I believe that was said for name-dropping purposes, but now I'll make some vegeta edits there for fun
>>79902150>should do a vision board for the next year but the thought of doing anything paralyses me.If you could do anything and it was really easy to do and 100% guaranteed to work. What would you do?
>>79902433omg stop he's cute I swear on my life >>79902443I'd be particularly helpless
>>79902434>I want to be a princess in ancient Rome doing absolutely NOTHING all dayWouldn't that fantasy be more appealling in today's world?Because what you want was never the case in any place at any time.They were either fucking some king or married off, where they obviously had to fuck and organize shit. Even more powerful queens were anything but lazy usually, and have at least one man (several, if they murdered the "old ones" off).
>>79902477Guys trust me I'm not low iq I know this I just want to have a fantasy okay....
https://youtu.be/9IZ_d6zadGw>>79900798i dunno how i could really hide it other than just not mentioning i have nightmares that much. it's not rocket science. i'm sorry i made you sad, i didn't mean to do that. i don't really know what your experience with me is like at all so i don't really understand it, but thanks for the nice daydream. >>79901071sometimes i don't want to do anything to anyone either.>>79902168dude have you ever grown your own food? cut down a tree? gutted an animal? physical strength can't solve everything, there's experience and technique. i could cut down more trees than you in a day.>>79902476i mean neither of them are ugly but they totally look related
>>79902505>i could cut down more trees than you in a day.Prove it. I'll chop them down like a beaver, no way you can beat me.
>>79902337>Literally just get a boyfriend.>human interaction needed>tons of bureaucracy included it's too much work>>79902373same. are you also sometimes hit with an inexplicable feeling of guilt for seemingly just existing in a body? i do. i feel it now.>>79902434i want to be a maenad and do nothing but be a virgin and drink and dance all day>>79902464maybe become a streamer. i've always wanted to join in on cellbit's rpg series. so much so to the point where i don't watch it anymore because i just feel profound envy of the streamers who were invited.
>>79902504Your best alternative would probably be becoming a fuckbunny for somebody who is decently rich and decent enough of a person. A sugarbaby.No other attachments, but it might eat away at your soul.
>>79902535Maenads referenced omg I wanna be one too bad I was born a couple thousand years late or a goes>>79902543that escalated quickly
>>79902535>it's too much workVersus getting an actual job and doing real work?Men nowadays aren't very demanding, you know. Some will literally kill for a single hug.>t. male
>>79902587>that escalated quicklyI'm a manwhore/fuckboy, so I don't see it as naively as some of you.
>>79902595the problem isn't men, it's me. i'm just so tired of keeping meaningful interactions because i know a relationship means eventually disagreements and i just don't want to deal with that. being friends/in a relationship with people feels like a constant game of strategy
>>79902636That's a lot of self-awareness many people, both sexes, on this board don't have.
>>79902520>he doesn't remember berries posts about her workout routines and how she's 6 foot 5 and 230 lbs of muscle.
Being idle gets boring quickly. Streamers work a lot too, you either suck that marketing cock and lift your skirt to get to whatever event can make you get a peak in popularity or you stay with your 10 viewers
>>79902702>10 viewersI saw a girl post on r9k go from having 10 viewers regularly to 100s. I wonder if thst was Scara now because after that I think she started talking about becoming a bigger streamer.
>>79902697She constantly posts her scrawny legs, get your fantasy out of here.
>>79902636Oh hey, I know this feeling.My personal solution to it was to 'simply' (as if, lol. it took me many years to learn how) stop caring about both myself and the other party (in social situations).It relieves a lot of that pressure you feel when interacting with others and it makes the moments where you do choose to care seem a lot more important.>t. male
>>79902744>scrawny>he missed the thread she posted 129 days ago where she posted how buff she is and all of her muscles
>>79902636>i'm just so tired of keeping meaningful interactionsnot every interaction has to be meaningful life isnt a fucking movie or a best-selling book lmao>i know a relationship means eventually disagreements and i just don't want to deal with that.why? you cant stand being wrong? sometimes you fuck and sometimes you get fuckedsuch is life>being friends/in a relationship with people feels like a constant game of strategywhy? having friends or a lover isnt some fucking game to play lolwhile i agree most people nowadays are trash and you're better off alone, having friends or a lover isnt supposed to feel like you have to do somethingwhen you feel like you have to do something, to keep up or whatever you want to call it, then those are not the right people to have around youfriendships or relationships are not supposed to be "challenging" like these fucking corporate slop psychologists keep shitting outit's supposed to feel easy, natural, comfortable evenlike taking a shit
>>79902817>supposed to feel easy, natural, comfortable even>like taking a shithow many girlfriends have you had?
>>79902505not that moid but i'm too squeamish to gut an animal lol. chopped down plenty of trees and split logs tho.pure physical strength and endurance is absolutely needed at times. during the blizzard of 2015 my entire property got snowed in by a bizarre weather event that dumped twice as much snow in my area. in days we had 8+ feet of heavy snow surrounding the house like prison wallscompounding problem was the heavy snow accumulating on the roof ( our house was a one basement 70s style ranch so the roof had very long open gaps ) and the beams supporting the roof were giving in. My brother and I had to run shifts clearing the roof ( adding to the wall around the house ) and carefully axe at the thick ice that had formed on the bottom without damaging the roof. By the time the snow calmed down ( before the next waves of small storms came ) there was 14+ feet of snow trapping us around the house. we also didn't have outside power for a month due to trees falling on our lines through a small swampy patch EC vehicles couldn't access but our house heating system used fuel so we could still keep the pipes from freezing. The road in the section our town wasn't maintained ( it was on a steep slope plows couldn't get traction on ) so my brother and I had to force a path towards the construction zone a mile down the dirt road to siphon diesel fuel in 10 gallon canisters and lug those back with frozen hands sick from huffing fuel everyday for a month.
>>79902857>how many girlfriends have you had?the only thing im willing to admit is that i've had more shits than i've had gfsand more pleasant tooi stand by my wordsand fuck whoever thinks otherwiseyou're just enablers for these fucked up social dynamics
>>79902884Another guy with absolutely zero experience, trying to tell us how things work.
>finding a moid, who used to spam up this general, suddenly having the same exact hissy fits he shat up this thread with for weeks on /atoga/ nownot even surprised, probably a lifelong incel.
>>79902942>Another guy with absolutely zero experience, trying to tell us how things work.oh nonot the bitter roastie trying to discredit me because she's too worn out to see the natural truth of relationshipsyou've totally destroyed any social credibility that i've had and now i have to accept my place as a lower rank male because i've only had 1 sexual partnerhow will i ever recover from this public social shaming???love is not supposed to feel bad or difficultsorry that the media you consoom every day has warped your mind so much that you recoil at hearing such a simple and undeniable truth
>>79902876gutting game is a skill everyone should learn, stop being a pussy
>>79883064>What's been your most recent dream?Dreamt of buying more games then woke up and actually bought them>Do you have dreams regularly?Ever since my sleeping problems i barley dream and always tired>Have you ever had sleep paralysis?Lucky for me no>Wtf is that jumpy thing that happens when you sleep????No damn clue But hey I'm happy my game finally arrived today
>>79903146>Dreamt of buying more games then woke up and actually bought themProphetic! : )What games did you get?
>>79903278>What games did you get?The game of love. Staring you and me.
hi biofem just came to wish you all a good day and a happy new year
>>79903278I got stellar blade, valcyrie profile lenneth, cotton reboot and hunting ground but i gotta buy more psp games after i just recently getting my new pink one
>>79902636>the problem isn't men, it's me.never thought I'd live to see this
>>79903336>got stellar blade, valcyrie profile lennethI got a stellar blade for you baby. It has a nice amount of lenneth to it too.
>>79903314thanks bro, wish you a happy new year as well
>>79903302I appreciate the effort. : )>>79903314Thank you. : )>>79903336>stellar bladeWas that the one that caused all the hoopla because they added clothes to the main character?
>>79904083i would say the same thing about other women too. i like two genders and i absolutely fumble with both of them. there's no way the problem wouldn't be me lmao
tfw no mentally ill below average outskirts of society making her a target for human trafficking since no one would notice or care if she disappeared gf to lure out human traffickers and when they take her i follow her to the hideout with my band of assassins and we brutally murder all the degenerate criminals before they lay a single finger on my gf or any beautiful perfect princesses ever again
>>79904202You uhYou okay, man?>t. very concerned male
>>79904202>outskirts of societyI have a list of nonas who fit this description
>>79902448Omg Tomo, you're so based and awesome. I love reading your posts. Stay cool.
>>79904202this was confusing to read but please do
>>79904544https://youtu.be/eq2qtpU1Ox4?si=_6txS-5FTn1tyDLo
Any biofems willing to talk to me while I unwind from work with some gaming (in voice)? It can be about anything, I just like to hear the female voice in general.
cumming all over your thread
>>79904684sorry, but i'm already in a call with some moids from the board :0
>>79904789>already in a callIs it naughty?
>>79904684>just like to hear the female voice in general.How do you not know what asmr is>>79904789Damn how did they get u
>>79904826I wanted something interactive, so I can give my input here and there, not just listen to female noise. It's alright, some aussie lad added me and we're chilling.
just called Op1 to say i love her
>>79904807>is it naughty?nope, we took some webtests and were talking about vidya>>79904826>how did they get uwebfishing, got tomo and kpop too X'D
>>79904826>How do you not know what asmr isASMR is not supposed to be for lonely men, it's supposed to be about triggering the feeling of ASMR, goddamnit.>t. male
>>79904854>webfishingOh I saw some invite codes posted before, but didn't want go since I was afraid a certain someone was going to join tooI thought webfishing is just text chat>>79904856Afraid I don't care
>>79904914>Afraid I don't careI do. You assholes keep feeding the coomer market, driving out actual ASMR creators.
Thanks now I KNOW i don't care
>>79904914>>79904854what's web fishing and is this related to the discord group that keeps being mentioned? I'd be too wary to join since the router fag is probably related to it and made a server before.
>>79904972I WILL MAKE YOU CAAAARREEE
>>79904854>webfishingbeware of human traffickers
>>79904985>I'd be too wary to join since the router fag is probably related to it and made a server before.It is not related to router fag.
>>79904985the discord seems to be tomo, olga, kpop, that weird berries-obsessed moid and then probably another moid
>>79905120Not weird and not obsessed tyvm. Scaryeyes popped in, but we decided to ban her when we found out she was 16.
>>79905220why would you say that itt?
>>79905226I don't want people to think I am weird and obsessive.
>>79905263i mean saying scary's age you fucking retard. you could be lying or not, but either way you're just trying to get her banned. asshole.
>>79905263you strike me as weird and obsessive
nonas, banish the weird moid.
>believing random people on the internetCome on, now>t. trustworthy male who never lies
>>79905085>not related to router fagHow would you know when he pretends to be different characters?
>>79905120>weird berries-obsessed moidThere's like 4 of them. She was a fan favorite in the counterpart to this general.
>>79905350Tomo is in charge of vetting people before they get full access and she is really good at it. She has the memory of an elephant and is an expert user of the archive. Router fag will not get past her.
>>79905220Hey, uh, maybe don't randomly drop people's personal details if you want to beat the allegations of being weird and obsessive?
weird and obsessive.
>>79905378>Tomo is in charge of vetting people before they get full accessAnd yet there are weird and obsessive men in this Discord channel. Really makes you think.
>>79905220No clue if you're just shitposting or not but so many femanons on this board (and other red boards) are legitimately around that age, people need to be careful. They'll go "teehee I'm just 19/21" or avoid mentioning age but if they were trying to garner simps here, why not do the same literally anywhere else unless they can't prove they're legal?
>>79905443>r9k defending their underage e girls yet againnot the first time I've seen it and won't be the last
>>79905463he's literally doing the opposite though? can't you fucking read?
>>79905378>She has the memory of an elephantNo she doesn't lol. She's smart but her memory isn't that great. Router would absolutely trick her since she's a fan of multiple of his characters.
Pg9er so bump.
SUBSTANCE ABUSE MONDAYYYY who's joining me
>>79906415i'm trying to drink less cause it makes my headaches worse desu
>>79883064more like /bioshit/ shiteral #169 lick my dick
>>79906415try sucking less dick kpopnona its not good for you desu
>>79907028aw that sucks!!>>79907080i think my life would probably be better if i had any dick. i mean is anyone in this board getting any meaningful relations? no
Can be happen
Nonas of the bio, I have a confession to makeIt was me, all along. I did it. I take full responsibility for my actions and will accept any punishment you deem fit.
does anyone else hear electricity really loudly any time youre inside
>>79907746I have tinnitus. Sometimes if I am really focused maybe I will hear electronics but idk.
>>79905220gosh you are an even bigger asshole than you seemed at first.good luck with that creepy attitude.
>>79907746I sometimes can feel electricity in my stomach when I'm around powerlines
Hmm, page 8? I don't think so. Bump.
festive NYE edishon?
I declare Tomo guardian of this general, not my business anymore.
any trifem wanna have sex with me?
>>79883064Fembots, did you notice a general increase in misogyny online and in real-life over the past year or two?
i really really want to talk to a girl who is crazy into foot fetishes and into the idea of guys getting rock hard off her feet, add me to chat, please?...my disc is femcel.appreciatorsry for invading your thread with my dumb advertisement btw
thoughts on this, foids?>>>/d/11110538
>>79909876No woman is into that and none will ever enjoy that you are into it.
>>79909876a /britfeel/er, i assume?
>>79909895Nobody likes this and has ever liked it
Just popping in to say hello and I hope everyone is holding on ok.
Happy nye and hope you all have a great 2025. Will try to stop posting here so maybe we'll meet again, maybe don't.
>>79909895is that how you were born, anon?
>>79909876im into feet stuff but im ftm and only into it with cis women, good luck anon
>>79911300>is that how you were born, anon?It would explain a great many things.
>>79911585Most mentally sane footfag, which is of course male.
>>79911585did you develop a foot fetish after or before larping as a man
>>79904099Not sure someone i know recommended me it. Not usually the style of game i would go for and sorry for the late reply i slept like 13 hours
Op1, make a New Years eve edition
>>79912266Nowhere near bump limit, party harder. You're hardly justifying your today. What makes you think that justifies your tomorrow?
>>79912550damn, someone just ordered chinese with a fortune cookie
>>79909876me>into the idea of guys getting rock hard off her feetohwhy does it always go like that? i want to kiss and massage a guy's feet
>>79912550>You're hardly justifying your todaythats not what you said when we were alone :(
>>79912220>Not usually the style of game i would go forWhat kinds of games do you prefer?>sorry for the late reply i slept like 13 hoursNever a problem. : )
>>79902448https://youtube.com/shorts/zmdt2PublqU?si=pGBwe8vx-F6X9GFg
>>79912828Jrpgs especially turn based ones. But i think i should play more multi player cause if i ever get a boyfriend he would probably like to play something together
biofem tiddies
>>79912922play monster hunter with him or helldivers
>>79912922As this (>>79913022) individual said, Helldivers 2 is pretty big now; but it may not be something that you enjoy. I'm not much into FPSs myself, but I love multiplayer co-op.
>>79911298Is that your resolution for the new year, OP1?
assisted reloads for florida-chan
>>79911585>griffithi wish all men looked like that mmmm
I wish all women looked like this, so handsome
sex with cute horny biofems
>>79913192>assisted reloads for florida-chanAw, thank you!*hug*I tend to need all the help I can get. : )
>>79913356whatever it takes to protect Our Way Of Life
>have female fake internet friend of 6 years>2ish years ago confesses feelings for me>"maybe later, I'd say yes but work, ask me later" interspersed with flirting and compliments>dies down suddenly over the summer>learn she got into another relationship >at the same time she was complaining to me about being swamped in the worst workload and mental state so far>the same excuse she pulled on me several timesAnd here's where I went wrong. I was pissed when she told me, but I'm not so petty or vindictive as to interfere in a relationship for my own gain so I let it go. It came to a head when I directly asked her to say "no, we'll never be together" so I could stop bothering. She said "there's not much of a chance". I tried to internalize this as no but failed. It wasn't brought up again until a month ago when I frankly lashed out for attention. I sent her a message telling her I still had feelings and hated them, and was severing her until they were gone. I was over it a few days later and tried to add her back, but got no response for a few days. In my mind I was insecure that she thought I was insane or a stalker, so I kept refreshing the request (yes, this happened over discord and I'm aware of how stupid it makes this situation) desperately wanting to apologize. Eventually her boyfriend added me, but I managed to calm him down and get him inside my head, and for once I was able to articulate my frustration and insecurities. I moved on from the conversation and blocked them both, deciding I need to work on not being insecure and learning to tell myself no if someone else won't. But something he said to me when he was pissed are sticking with me and making me pissedThis story is long as fuck and I'll have to write a reply
>>79913159>Helldivers 2Actually just played that for three hours with a friend. lol
>>79913377"Why do you need acknowledgment so goddamn bad?" Like I'm the problem for objecting to literally never being messaged about anything, and having to pry a single response out every time. She'd go weeks or months without saying a single word to me, and every time I'd bring it up she would say something along the lines of "it's okay to express that, I understand why you're upset", yet would be back to the same behavior instantly. It was a cycle of me getting impatient and blowing up. My reaction is one thing, but I refuse to back down on being seen as a chore to even say hi to. Especially when it's laced with compliments, affirmations, and the occasional real conversation. I'm just mad now. I want nothing to do with them. Tell me what could've been going through her head, and how I can move on completely>was she-BPDt. moid if it somehow wasn't obvious
>>79913409how the fuck would i know anything about what's going through her head? i've never had a boyfriend or a male friend or BPD. go ask reddit. or atoga.>>>/adv/32524344
>>79913375>whatever it takes to protect Our Way Of LifeIs ordering calamari patriotic or evidence of Illuminate mind control?>>79913385>Actually just played that for three hours with a friendWhat did you think of it?
>>79913212real. but not everyone can carry beautys elegance>>79912148around the time I hit puberty>>79913377>>79913409stop having a pathetic meltdown over some discord ERP shit, sounds like you dodged a bullet anyways. if she did pick you you'd probably find out shes still flirting 10 other simps with her problems. forget the BPDemon. go out tonight and get some sex.
>>79913022My god i always wanted to get into monster hunter but idk where to start>>79913159I mostly play single player games so i hope when i finde a guy i will try helldiver 2. everyone says I'm getting to old for games and gotta start a family soon it's hell ngl
>>79913929>What did you think of it?I've already played it for around 60h and it's mostly a ton of fun.Tonight we did two times three missions on difficulty 6, against squids and bugs. 2nd bug mission we immediately dropped into the biggest shitshow ever and had to just defend for 10 minutes straight. lolBut usually we take it with some humour, even if it can be a bit "too much" at times.It's just a lot of fun and I wish I had some more friends to play it with.
>>79913739I asked the thread because my situation isn't exactly one in a million and there's no shortage of women who are familiar with similar ones, especially online. If you don't know you don't have to reply>>79913989>sexle volcel. My 19 year old brother just had my niece and I don't want to follow his example, especially with someone I don't like
>>79914002>My god i always wanted to get into monster hunter but idk where to startWorld on PC.>everyone saysDon't listen to those cunts and dicks.You are you and you make your own decisions.Helldivers 2 is a ton of fun with people and it can easily be played on lower difficulties if you are having problems with it, it's still very entertaining.
>>79913929They could be bio-drones, spies, it's probably better to not have them inside your body. Besides, Roman soldiers were just fine with gruel and vinegar water, so if you're a true Patriot, you too vill be happy doing more with less.Dismissed.
>>79914002>everyone says I'm getting to old for gamesIn my opinion, there's no such thing as being too old for games; it's only a problem if it interferes with your responsibilities. >>79914014Oh, I hate those defense missions where you get completely overwhelmed in seconds.
>>79914124>Oh, I hate those defense missions where you get completely overwhelmed in seconds.Nah it was a normal 40 mins one, but somehow the drop was just insanely unlucky.
>>79914028Will try it out then my back log is so big now. >>79914124Yea I'm my grandparents last hopes of seeing children in this family and the keep telling me that
>>79914124MY COCK IS GETTING TO BIG FOR YOURURURURURURURU
happy new year kangz and qweenz
wonder what Tomo is doing for NYE
>>79914287Getting fucked by 5 chads like every other whore here
>>79914624there are zero females ITT thoughever and men don't have sex
>>79914002>My god i always wanted to get into monster hunter but idk where to startworld seemed pretty good for beginners but there's a new one coming soon
>>79914137>Nah it was a normal 40 mins one, but somehow the drop was just insanely unlucky.Ah, bad drop. I've been in a couple of those too. >>79914205>Yea I'm my grandparents last hopes of seeing children in this family and the keep telling me thatThat's rough. Thankfully my folks got their first grandkid just recently, so I'm off the hook.
>>79914205>Yea I'm my grandparents last hopes of seeing children in this family and the keep telling me thatI know it's easier said than done, but please don't let them pressure into doing something you don't want to.If they can't accept you and love you just as much if you never (or not in the foreseeable future) have a baby, then that is their fault and not yours.
>>79914713I consider you a friend after all this time. If you ever need me to help give her a grandchild, I'm here for your pleasure.
moidchan has forsaken us
>>79914803op1 must be seething she got abandoned and betrayed even by moidchan.
>>79914867remember the embarrassing post op 1 made begging every nona to stop posting and dating men? LMAO
>>79914878remember the 4b edition? god that was cringe
>>79914867i bet op1 keeps plenty of suitors on the back burner irl
>old year ends with shitting on op1predictable>>79914878wonder how she can survive as a neet without men
just want op1 to get a bf and have kids and be happy
>>79914938some people just aren't built to be happy
>>79914963so i thought about moidychan too, but then..
>>79914963Why are you saying that?Please don't say that.Do you want to make me cry??Screw you.
>>79915008>Do you want to make me cry??No, not really. It's just the conclusion I came to. Probably applies to me as well.
>>79914788>I consider you a friend after all this time. If you ever need me to help give her a grandchild, I'm here for your pleasure.A token 'thanks' since you got dubs.
>>79915051how's your nye going, flo-chan
I wish I had never entered this general.This is so mentally bad for me to be here, yet I keep checking and looking, even without posting.It's like a mental illness in itself.I will try to live 2025 without this.
>>79915094>so mentally bad for me to be hereHow so
>>79915094>I will tryWell said. See you next morning.
where's berries, where's scaryeyes, where's ook-chan, where's Tifosi?
>>79915149>ook-chanliterally who. never seen that name before this week
>>79915354>whoolga
how degenerate do fembots find this behaviour? I relapsed for a cutie again :c
>>79914803She no longer needs us since she has a moid of her own.
>>79915383What the fuck is wrong with you?>t. male
>>79915069>how's your nye going, flo-chanExcellent so far. We're wait for one last person to get here from work, then we're all going to the beach to hang out and watch fireworks. >>79915094If it's distressing you, you should really try to avoid it. Hopefully you can. Anyway... have a great evening, everyone; and hopefully next year will be better for you.
>>79914692Maybe I'll wait for the new one but the games always looked so much fun to me>>79914713Yea no I'm the you gest in the family but my sister doesn't want kids and my cousin doesn't care about that>>79914739I'm not ready for a kid and with how sick i am idk if i pass that down to any child. Also with how I'm always mentally struggle it's not fair to a child
>>79915383Not degenerate just sad very sad and i hope you get the help you need
>>79915667he doesn't need any help, it's an abused dog who enjoys being abused
https://skribbl.io/?LzC1ujYe New Years Edition, join in or you stink!
>>79915888Then let the record show that I stink.
>>79883193>>79885045Colossal space girls are even better. You can ride their blood cells like nimbus clouds when going to massage her pussy muscles for maximum grip
>>79915947You stink, but you can redeem yourself if you join for Gartic phone next!https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0170fb2b29
>>79915149>where's Tifosi?Recent events means I'm working overtime and weekends for a bit.Hope everyone's having a good night.Have a happy New Year.
>>79915149i'm very sad and experiencing sensations
Highlight of the night.
>>79916668I keep reading that as garlic phone.
>>79916751>garlic phoneWe often call it that too, I think they picked the name on purpose because it's a joke on the game's concept. Someone saying gartic to someone and them thinking it's garlic. The telephone game essentially.
happy new years nonas. hope all of us get our bfs / gfs this cyclet. Fairy moid
all the "femcels" here are out getting fucked by Chad and Jerome tonight I see
>>79917422buddy i have been on the toilet with diarrhea for hours. my legs fell asleep and coughing hurts because it clenches my butthole which has been ravaged by stomach acid. i missed the game and i missed midnight happening. i'm going to fucking kill you
Vegeta poster, where are you?>>79917486Nooooo, I'm so sorry. Hope you feel better soon! I'm sure the new year will only go uphill from here on out :)
>>79917534it really will not but thanks for hoping so anyways
>>79917486>i'm going to fucking kill youNot while you're glued stuck to your oval office What did you eat to cause this anyways
>>79917587its my fucking uterus. shit just happens sometimes.
>>79917607Well I've learned something new off the bat this new years. Hope you feel better soon nona, stay hydrated
>>79917607>its my fucking uterusHow? You ever looked into it? Anyways hope you recover wellt.moid
>>79917560>it really will notIt will. I said so. The body is capable of miraculous healing, I hope you're able to get some rest and I know you will feel (slightly) better tomorrow. Sleep well.
>>79917486Wear a diaper, I heard Chad is into it. Meanwhile us lonely robots haven't shit in 5 days from constipation..
Happy new years everyone. I hope it's a good one. Love you all. P.
>>79917534>Vegeta poster, where are you?Out here.
>>79918105I'm so tired of hearing them gushing about you, they have so many questions for you. As one gentleman to another, how can you deny them the pleasure of meeting you?
>>79918257You, my friend, are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm going to join a trooncord from here. Absolutely out of the question. Do you think I'm fucking stupid? After you assholes harassed me over some dogshit /mbti/ bait and bombed me with the names of people I've never even heard of before, never mind these fucking hard sells? Never going to happen. I'm not trusting a single person from this board, ever. I paid for all-you-can-eat in my time machine tour and I've seen up close how you fucking brain rotten animals tore each other apart over the most minuscule shit, so forget it. I'm out here, I don't do Jonestown.
When I lay down in the wrong position for too long i get electric shocks that feel intense enough I worry that its going to stop my heart. What could this be?
>>79918405>After you assholes harassed me over some dogshit /mbti/ bait and bombed me with the names of peopleI have no idea who you are referring to, nor would anyone ever harass you who is in there. I respect the aloof cool guy act and your decision. I merely asked for our mutual friend, I have no other agenda.>>79918430Do you feel a heightened state of awareness when they happen? Could be adrenaline spikes. Do they happen in a specific part of your body or all over?
>>79918430pinched nerve, go to a massage therapist
>>79918556>I have no idea who you are referring toI think you do, even if you are not related. You're not just some middling tourist if you managed to get these people into a discord, so you must know this board's history.>I respect the aloof cool guy act and your decision.Thank you, that's all I ask. It's probably for the best anyway as we all know, familiarity breeds contempt.
>>79918622you're too familiar can you fuck off already?
>>79918629>can you fuck off already?Nope. I actually can't.
>>79918622>You're not just some middling tourist if you managed to get these people into a discord, so you must know this board's history.I actually am, I've only been browsing this board for a couple months now. Everyone in there is either from this thread or the male counterpart parody I was apart of not that long ago. Good vibes only. Are you able to tell me who you are referring to so that I can inquire about the details from more veteran posters I know?
>>79918689If they read my post, they will know perfectly well who the usual suspects are. I'm not dropping any names, I only did that once when I was nearing rock bottom over some shit and I still feel bad about it. If you're reading this, I'm sorry. I am. But I'm sure you can also understand why I was upset.
happy new year, cuntoids <3
>>79918753you know you dont have to pretend to be sorry right? we see though your selfserved bullshit
>>79918775About that incident, I am genuinely sorry. I don't know what else to say. If she can forgive me then she can, if she can't then I'll just have to accept that.If she wants me to leave, I will filter this general and never show up again.
>>79918822what incident? berries?
>>79918864No, I don't even know berries. I meant Tomo.
I suggest you stop responding to the other anons trying to bait you and resolve this with her in private.
>>79918405AMENMENand HALLELUJAH
someone in the server groped Tomo's breasts nonconsensually? is that what happened?
>>79918864he is talking about op1
>>79919042was he one of the guys that gang raped her?
>>79918405>>79918105You got more balls than I have thought.I might not particularly like you, but I can admit that you're a good one for sticking to your principles and it's ok to be proud of that.
I don't know, I don't even feel like coming back here after this. Kinda blew the whole LARP by getting sappy.Tomo, I'm sorry for putting you on the spot. I want you to know that you were my favorite poster this entire year and I felt a kinship with you over our wrecked childhood. I sincerely hope that your health issues will get sorted out, your habits will improve and I hope you will somehow manage to salvage your life. Maybe I'll check back after a few months, but for now I think this is it for me. I honestly wish the best possible outcome for you and everyone in this general, even for you, op1.Your parasocial friend, the guy who was born for the specific purpose of losing:Vegeta
>>79919245arent you like 40? what's with this cringe e-drama?
No dramafagging.
>>79919257No, I'm a lot younger than that. Anyway, that's it. Take care.
>>79919245>blew the whole LARP by getting sappy.couldn't resist Tomo's gushing? understandable
>>79919273See you next thread vegetanigger
>>79919273>Anyway, that's it>he says for the dozenth time
>>79919245no recover from this. time for a new gimmick.
>>79919245Filtering a thread doesn't work, at least it did not for me. Just open a private tab and you got instant access again.Your best bet is to leave 4chan entirely, put it on a blocking list of sorts so you can't easily access is by just a click. Like in your router and browser, so you have to go through several hoops.It's what I am ironically just setting up for myself. lol
>>79919245Bro, she's literally sleeping rn. Don't be so fucking dramatic lmao. It's cute tho.
Look what you did to Vegeta, Tomo..
Tomo... you heartless bitch.
tomo stoned out of her mind for new years/conked out asleep>mean while vegeta poster
just came all over myself again
>>79918405I did not expect you to join the discord, but I missed doing the bit. I never participated in an /mtbi/ thread. >>79918822I forgive you. At least, if I am remembering correctly. Despite the allegations, I don't have a great memory. I do wish you would have emailed me or something else instead. But if this is you prefer a grand going-away act again, I get it. Thank you for providing the larp in this last year. I wouldn't say I lead a horrible, unbearable life, but it isn't a happy one. Smoking weed often and having this online persona can help me forget the hardships for a while. I appreciate you more so as an anonymous friend who went to extra measures to make me laugh, invested in some exaggerated personified banter, and forget how much I wish I was in a different spot in my real life. Happy New Year.
>>79917714the body secretes chemicals that cause the uterine lining to contract violently until it rips itself to pieces. my uterus is smooshed up against my intestines. sometimes the chemicals effect my digestive tract. it's a common thing according to research.>>79919245aww. this is sad and cute.
soothing berries' uterus
Ready for nu edition. Nonas?
>>79919802leave me be, I'm mourning.
>>79919740>I forgive you.Thank you. Peace.
>>79919830>I'm moooooourning
>>79919830you know who ELSE is mourning?
>>79919831>Peace.Come back you piece of shit. We are all in tears because of you.
>all this dramaThis thread really is full of women, huh?>t. male
Vegetacock, nonas....
the pick me levels are unreal
>>79919761A menstral cycle thing, right? I was sleep deprived as shit when I asked so my brain fucking forgot sometimes that's a thing that happens. When I originally read the post I went straight to trying to look up specific diseases or disorders that could do that and stayed bewildered for a couple minutes until I suddenly remembered. I guess at least I know the specifics now how that shit works. Hope it's gotten better by now, or if not, it does and that the new year fairs well for you and others.
>>79918556the shocks feel like a thump to my chest.
>>79918617mmm.... massage...
>>79920108I had the same thing for most of my life and they went away after a while, I remember them giving me great anxiety making them more frequent because of it. Make sure to see a doctor if you're really worried and try to not stress at much (I know it's hard).
