It's been over 24 hours since the last one!Robot test:https://robot-general.neocities.org/quizGuidelines:>be frenly>ignore and hide gay retard posts>no normalfagging>no tripfagging>no 3DPD discussion>no test score discussionPrevious thread: >>79963690
I'd like Junko to rape me and step on me
I was reading an "award-winning" romcom manga about a werewolf girl and then suddenly for no reason NTR cancer appeared in it. I am extremely angry and dropped the manga of course. I hope NTR fags die. I Hate NTR and I HATE being reminded of how much of a loser I am.
>>79979216Thanks for baking, anon. I figured these threads needed some rest but hopefully we're back now.>>79979407Hot>>79979422What's the name of the manga? What happens in it exactly?
>>79979585It's called Ogami Tsumiki to Kinichijou.
I deleted the second post but I cant delete the first one anymore. I'm sorry, OP.
>>79979644Looked it up, I was expecting worse, like the girl literally having sex with another guy... Still feels out of place though so it's understandable to get upset about it.
>>79979407I'd like this too.>>79979422Hate that shit. It's really despicable how often "award winning" really just means a man's dreams are dashed forcing him to accept demoralizing "truths."
I made an X account yesterday and I'm already locked out because Elon refuses to send me a verification code to log back in. Sigh...
How many cats is too many cats? I'm atleast getting two.. but three cats I think that's where things start to get complicated. Besidea I think four cats would be a nice, rounder number anyways. Hmm
>>79981232I'd go with just one or two. If you have too many it gets difficult and expensive to take care of them.
>>79979422for some reason people seem to think ntr plots are good because they make it easy to emasculate the male protag but i feel its often not taken seriously enoughits sort of the ultimate breach of trust and an indicator of vrry bad moral character>>79981232you should just get 2, if you can adopt getting siblings is nice, theyll end up loving each other a lotkeep in mind that cats are very expensive
>>79979422NTRfags are actual fags. NTR, cuckolding or any type of cheating is inherently homo erotic.One dude enjoys dominating another dude and the guy getting cheated on enjoys getting dominated. Both men are gay.
>>79981256>I have two cats and think about making soup of them regularly.Ahaha my mums cat is obnoxious like that but making soup of them is a rather fun though, are they super loud and chatty or just generally mischievous? >>79981470Maybe 2 max on second thoughts since I'm pretty broke, having 2 kittens at once would make it worthwhile imo>>79981906>if you can adopt getting siblings is niceAh good idea imma start window shopping around shelters, I've had siblings cats when I was a child and they were pretty inseparable.
>>79982058my family has always gotten sibling cats and they really love each other lots, i did have a pair of non sibling cades once and they also ended up loving each other a lot
>>79981250do whatever you want forever
my step mom is a mean evil nurse and pathologizes me i dont like her
>>79981053Weird, that hasn't happened to me.>>799812325 cats, one for every day of the American workweek!>>79981250Boohoo nigga we all feel so bad for you. Stop and think about what you'd be doing to people who care about you if you went through with it. Sure your needs are more important and they come first but have a good long think.>>79981256Making soup of them? What?
>>79981232keep in mind cats leave lots of fur around. i have two and the apartment needs to be cleaned everyday. i would have just one if my sister wasn't lazy and could keep a pet.what are the robots' new year's resolutions? i've decided to learn japanese once and for all, i've tried before but now i'm 100% motivated. i was playing a porn vn yesterday and could understand basically everything in a scene, felt proud.even though most of it was moaning "baka", "hentai" and "kimochii" and "kimochiyokatta", but whatever.also bought a book from japan (paid double the price of it in import fees) to keep me motivated through the year. i really want to read it tho, it's "spider" by nyalra.
I don't like the direction new GPUs are taking, making heavy use of AI to boost performance feels like a scam. I hope ayymd doesn't plan to sell the same cheap gimmicks because I'd like to get rid of the jews inside my computer soon.
>>79983740>what are the robots' new year's resolutions?Getting a job I can handle and my own place.>i've decided to learn japaneseYou won't regret it, especially if you're a coomer.>"spider" by nyalraHow much of it can you read so far?
>>79983740The best way to learn Japanese is to just go all in. I started by writing down words I heard from an audio book, then finding the correct spellings and updating my mental database made it all click. Have to get a foothold somehow.>even though most of it was moaning "baka", "hentai" and "kimochii" and "kimochiyokatta"Well, I started by watching Kemono Friends and repeating SUGOI and TANOSHII so whatever works.>>79983857Yeah, that sounds like absolute slop, on par with mixing powdered cricket chitin into your cookies and calling it nutrient dense.>>79984347>Getting a job I can handle and my own place.That's pretty ambitious. I just want to learn to fight my own flaws like being lazy and forgetful and procrastinating. I like proving myself wrong.
>>79984347>Getting a job I can handle and my own place.those are mine for next year, when i graduate from my shit uni this year. wish you the best of luck.>You won't regret it, especially if you're a coomer.yeah i really love my vns and there's tons of untranslated stuff i want to read. i doubt i will get to visit japan but it's worth it to consoom and coom, i guess.>How much of it can you read so far?oh, it hasn't even arrived yet, but i read the 5 page sample on amazon. could understand it most of it with a dictionary so i hope i get to be able to finish by the end of the year. saw some reviews that implied it is an easy book, maybe close to a ln.i will probably translate it in a latex doc and share it anonimously eventually since there is no translation available anywhere.>>79984481oh yeah i've been pretty much just consuming only japanese media for the last three months or so, it is finally starting to click. i just have to remind myself that a year is not time enough to be fluent, though. i'm doing it for discipline too, i've been studying every day since jan 1st and it makes me feel better and more productive, gotta keep it up.
>>79984911I've been at it for 7 years but that's because I take huge breaks. I'd like to get more consistent but the motivation is not always there.
>>79984481>I just want to learn to fight my own flawsHow's your progress with that? Got any plans for this year?>>79984911>when i graduate from my shit uni this yearGood luck to you as well, anon.>i doubt i will get to visit japanWhy not? It's not that expensive.>could understand it most of it with a dictionaryAre you doing SRS?
>>79985873>How's your progress with that?For the past 3 days I've drawn something in order to get over that feeling I get when I see how bad my art is and lose heart, in order to replace it with the feeling that I can plan how to improve. Trying to remind myself to brush my teeth in the morning, too. Making myself do push-ups and go on runs in the cold weather is a challenge though because I don't wanna.>Got any plans for this year?Do more stuff.
i have depression againi feel it in my chestim just doing weed to ignore itthere is such a thick air of total hatred in society right now. it makes me feel illi need to shower. i think its been 4 daysi miss my snake. he was killed.the new arcane trailer was really cool at least>>79985138ikwym. im like n4 and ashamed of it. i need to get fluent soon or ill see myself as a failure
>>79983740>what are the robots' new year's resolutions?I'll try to get into medschool. If I fail again I'll kill myself.
>>79986046another robot who likes ame, nice. she's the final piece of the /r9k/ animu girls trinity of lain, tomoko and ame.>there is such a thick air of total hatred in society right now. it makes me feel illooh i feel this too, i wish people were excellent to each other more, especially online. maybe i'm getting old but being rude kinda sucks.>>79985138i've been learning japanese on and off for 4 years, so i'm not learning from just 7 days ago, but i'm a beginner still, i think.>I'd like to get more consistent but the motivation is not always there.i understand, even though i'm hugely motivated right now. understanding full sentences in another language feels so good.>>79985873>Why not? It's not that expensive.i suppose i could save some money to go there... by the time i'm fluent i should have enough money saved up too. yeah i guess you're right.>Are you doing SRS?i'm doing anki and wanikani, reading tae kim and imabi, and watching cure dolly.i'm on a break so i get to study a lot now, i'll probably just do anki and wanikani + 1 imabi article a day when stuff goes back to normal.>>79986079good luck, but what makes this so important to you? i understand your feelings since i realized no masters program would take me and got pretty depressed but it go aways eventually. life's not just school and work you know. ironically, i started doing better academically when i stopped worrying about it so much and had fun from time to time.
>>79986276>life's not just school and work you know.Since highschool all my dedication has gone to this goal to the point I got no social life anymore. So if I don't get into medschool this year it will be another year of having no social life, no friends, no girlfriend no anything. I feel like in college I'll at least be able to start from zero there and I'll have a decent future ahead, if I can get to college in the first place.
My head is too empty right now to say anything meaningful, so i''l just bump
>>79987517The bump is appreciated, I was pretty miffed the other day when the thread got archived at just 21 replies. I drew this on my 2DS. You like?
>>79987881Forgot to attach the pic. How embarrassing!!!
>>79987884I'm sure that looking at this picture increased my dopamine level at least a little bit, good job anon.
>>79987942Glad to be of some help.
I don't want the thread to die.
>>79986046Would you like to vent about your depression?Here are my biggest issues:>a complete lack of self-esteem given my track record of failures and no marketable skill, education and experience>because of that, a great fear of talking to people, especially finding a job>a feeling of hopelessness and apathy, lack of energy, like a force of gravity always pulling me back to my bed>because of that, complete lack of discipline and habits, just living day to day doing the bare minimum
>>79989296I'm 28 and I don't let my track record of failures hold me back because I didn't know back then what I know now. You must face every day as a new day and learn.
>>79986382i'm not saying for you to slack around or try to become chad (don't) but it's very important to take a break sometimes, anon. getting into college is ass, but keep in mind it might not be the way you think it will be, too.my sister is a doctor, so i have some idea how difficult med school can be... even if you get in, it will be no paradise, it's what i'm trying to say, not to demotivate you but to say that you can't keep hoping what comes next will give you happiness, you have to try to be happy right now.i'm really not the best person to give advice as i wanted to kill myself over my academic record just some months ago, but i suppose i'm a bit older than you and have seen stuff you haven't yet.
>>79989431>I didn't know back then what I know now.Nta but im just curious to know what you mean by this?
>>79989598Well, I used to give up easily and now I don't because I've learned to think through the negative feelings that sabotaged my progress.>I keep failing! Shit!>Hmm, what if instead of getting mad, I try this instead?>Hey, that actually worked!Sometimes it's as simple as circumstances changing in ways we wouldn't expect them to. We think that after a certain amount of tries that end in failure something becomes impossible but in reality maybe we need to mature a little more and then revisit it later.
>>79985963You're doing it right anon, a consistent routine is the key, so keep drawing every day.>push-ups and go on runs in the cold weather I hate exercising too, mostly because I don't feel like sweating and having my heart rate go up, but the benefits are too good so you should do it regardless of your motivation. The cold subsides pretty quickly anyway.>>79986276>anki and wanikani, reading tae kim and imabi, and watching cure dollyNot sure about wanikani and imabi but the rest are pretty good resources. What really matters though is consooming.By the way, I like Ame-chan too!>>79987884Cute brat!
>>79989664>mostly because I don't feel like sweating and having my heart rate go upYeah exactly, I wonder what's the deal with that? My body is so traumatized by rigorous exercise and coughing and being fatigued for the rest of the day I guess. But the weird thing is, it got a lot easier the next time I did it and I wasn't as winded. The more I do it the less traumatic it becomes.>Cute brat!Thanks. :3
>>79989677The more you do it, the easier it gets, it applies to anything really, just need to be careful not to push yourself too hard.
I hate having to interact with strangers through my real identity. Parents are trying to shift responsibilities onto me without willing to help me despite having little to no experience in communication.
Heavy tits bump
Banpu hitotsu wo kudasai~!
>>79991516What responsibilities are they laying on you?
>>79993765Cute tummy>>79993796Some paperwork stuff where I sign for responsibilities
All the robots ran off somewhere...
>>79979216What was your first fetish Robot bros?>be 5'7 Turkish incel despite having healthy Kazakh mum and my Turk dad is in jail>Got bullied by other muslims because of dad and dyke sis>Mum is a milky skinned Kazakh housewife with autism>Only pal is a dorky white boy from Belfast who I do judo with and have sleepovers with>One night I woke up early and seen my friend naked in garage laundry room>He's butt naked and near mum with his big ugly boner>Was really young and naive so I sneak into the lil utility room and spy on them>She's startled and gasps but he says something nervous like "Anon's asleep and I can't sleep because I'm itchy down there">She giggles nervously, closes a door then starts wanking his disgustingly long cock>Felt angry, nervous and my heart raced and got a shamefully hard boner>At more sleepovers I pretend to be asleep just so I can sneak into the utility room and wank while they fuck like animals>My mum blocked my access to porn and I didn't feel guilty because I loved them both>Feels a 100x more thrilling than porn and I love seeing mummy cumming in doggy style>She ended up pregnant but convinced my meathead dad that the clearly white daughter is hisI know I should feel ashamed but I can't. I was only 12 and all I did was get pleasure seeing my sweet little mummy get pleasure. All I did was wank seeing the two people I love the most make love. In a way it's kind of romantic, plus my mum deserves pleasure after my dad abused her. I still wank to the memory of my mum being defiled by a big fat teen cock while I watched. I have to keep it a secret because my dad's a gangster that would kill my mum, best friend and little sister. It's perversely hot that my green-eyed pale skinned sister is a reminder of how naughty mummy is and how she got bred by a bad boy. I'm 38 and I still wank to the memories of mummy yelling and creaming. I seen her tan flaps get creampied and stretched.
>>79989296>Would you like to vent about your depression?not really>a complete lack of self-esteem given my track record of failures and no marketable skill, education and experience>because of that, a great fear of talking to people, especially finding a job>a feeling of hopelessness and apathy, lack of energy, like a force of gravity always pulling me back to my bed>because of that, complete lack of discipline and habits, just living day to day doing the bare minimumsorry about that anon. im unemployed and struggling to apply to. its hard to get back in once you're down
why does this thread attract the literal worst kinds of spam on the board? is it just because it has "robot" in the title?
>>79996212Any thread will have occasional spam in it, you're still on r9k after all.
Wish I had my own kitten girl to cuddle with.
Hey buds, I drew another one. Not as happy with this one as I was with the other but I still like her!
>>79979216idk what to make of this but here is my test score
>>79997477you could always get a girl kitten. mine is very needy and cute, she is resting in my lap as i type this. she simply shoved herself there a hour ago and has been sleeping since.>>79998472lovely, you are very good at it, especially since you're doing it on the shitty 3ds screen, i tried many times to draw on that thing and it never got out right. it reminds that i once drew a pic of me and my high school crush stargazing while holding hands in my 3ds. ah, to be a naive child again.i love being alone so much. it's much more fun this way, other people around always ruin the mood. now i will proceed to watch horror movies in the complete dark in the middle of the night until sunrise.
>>79979407It's not rape if you consent
>>79996212Yeah, probably, just stick an anime girl in front of it.
>>79998833There are definitely things you can't do as well with people around. After a lot of socializing I relish being able to shut my door and experience the freedom that comes from solitude.
Lost some weight. About 3-4 lbs, which is not much but it's nice to see some progress.
>>79998966what's the upside of socializing with people anyway anon in your opinion? the only reason i can think of is if you're into clothing stuff and want to show off to others without taking pictures
>>79998472Cute, please keep drawing.
i also like anon's drawing
Whats a healthy way to cope with stress if you can't drink or do drugs anymore? I kind of just try to tank it but can tell it's mentally damaging.>get a job anon!>im looking>GET A JOB ANONim.. I'm looking
>>79989296I really want to start exercising my core muscles, but I can't for the life of me find the motivation to be consistent or even get started in the first place.>Don't you wanna stop being a fatassComplete opposite, I'm fairly thin and the only reason why exercise even came to my mind is because apparently it'll fix everything wrong with my life. Well it won't fix my eye. >What about your eyeFucking Strabismus that's what. Ruined my fucking life. I was insecure about it growing up and its the reason why I still stutter when I talk. My parents never did anything about it and I'm too unemployed to afford surgery. First impression matters and I won't be surprised if it'll affect my chances of getting a job. I'd like to think that I'm attractive, but this eye keeps ruining everything for me. Its like I'm disabled but without any handicap "benefits". I would gladly gouge out my eye if I couldn't feel the pain.>ExercisingOh, right. I guess I'll get started tomorrow, or the week after that.
The two last days are even slower than usual...
>>80002338daydreaming is the most fun thing you can do as a robot. You can even mimic certain sounds or movement to make it extra realistic
broke up with my gf. ive been thinking about doing it for weeks but i still cried afterwards
>>80003649sometimes days just go really slow.. im kind of used to it
Sure ageru ageruuuu~~~!!
i hope i can try to draw a little bit today anons
I feel like I have a moral obligation to tell so just so you guys know, pedos posting here are being tracked by the police so please dont post any underage pictures anymore.
>>80007049Your "police" can suck my dick. Nobody is posting "underage pictures", learn to distinguish reality from drawings.
>no sex>sex with a hooker>sex with someone I loved>these are the only optionsReally? I couldn't have possibly had sex with someone who I A.) didn't expressly PAY for it and B.) would not look back on that relationship and assign it as grand a label as "love"? These things can't intersect? This isn't a robot test, it's a retard test.
>>80007049>being tracked by the policeThere's literally too many actual cheese pizza consumers for them to arrest them all. So no, 2D does not rate on their schedule literally anywhere. You do not have backup. No one is standing with you. You are not on more or less consequential side of history. Strawman. Hush.
>>80007412That would count as casual sex, your last sentence is quite accurate though as it is good at catching retards like you.
>>80007412>it's a retard testIlliterate retards certainly wouldn't pass the test.
>>80000308For the same reason I use 4chan but IRL albeit less unhinged than here.
>>80006354Blonde girls are so cute.
>>79998472more sovlful than whatever my fundie grinding ass produces
>80007049Hide and ignore these faggots.
>>80007412femanon reply. 100% femanon replyhahahah
Prolonging thread's life again
Ah. Really miss my cat cuddling next to me. It's been half a year but while laying down randomly missed the sensation.. blanket next to my leg felt like my cat for a second
