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im the twinkest man alive and this has never happened to me, why wont girls ask me to crossdress for them? i love to whimper and moan it sucks having no one be appreciative of that
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because women just dont do that
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Because it's gay and disgusting.
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because, shocker, women dont like it when men are effeminate weaklings
you need to either be a man or bottom for a man who likes that
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>>79988218
because you're not gay
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>>79988218
Lots of losers in this thread lmao.

Literally the first woman I hung out with after being seriously ill and unable to socialize for like 3 years did this to me.
Literally on top of me straddling me as Im lying down on a couch telling me she has a dress she wants me to wear

Just like.
Idk anon. Theyre out there.
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>>79988218
well i don't know
do you meet girls like that. do you have energy and social situations
that's the only answer to questions like these
everything happens somewhere
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>>79988299
least convincing larp. nice try though
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>>79988299
>>79988311
the first woman I had sex with wanted to put makeup on me and put me in a dress
I let her do the makeup and freaked out and didn't let her do any more
and then I trooned out like 6 years later
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>>79988319
this did not happen anon. i have no idea why you are here trying to get other men to be faggots
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>>79988325
lol it really did
I should have let her put me in a dress
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>>79988311
Put money into escrow, tell me what convincing proof you need, and ill post it.

Legitimately, youre coping and seething.
I didnt even have fem hair at the time, was legit skinheadmaxxing
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>>79988319
The funniest thing is that I was in physical pain as it happened so I wasnt particularly into the mood, and a phonecall I had been waiting on for hours came in like. Seconds after she said it.
Never seen a fujoshi get cockblocked in my life until that moment.
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>>79988299
sound really nice. how did that go anon?

>>79988305
lately the only place i meet girls is online... which should breed this type of women but alas it hasnt happened

but i have to be real with one thing tho, i have shared this with one girl in my life and she really liked it... apparently. the reality is im not sure if she was just being really nice or if she was really into it. i cant ask her, she is not in my life anymore, and she would probably lie like always

do you robots think i would get this outside of the internet tho?
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>no please believe me I had gay sex with a woman
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>>79988336
>please believe me guys!!
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>>79988370
Keep posting dude. You dont get how hilarious it is that youre an actual person who wastes their life on r9k wasting their time replying to me genuinely butthurt that ive hung out with bonafide fujo freaks.

Im literally only on this board to pass time as I deal with medical shit. Youre just a seething chud and you probably have no medical issues and are just a normal loser.
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>>79988390
why did you troon out tho? i dont want to troon im happy with my twink look
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>>79988218
I wish a guy would try on lacy panties for me. I want to lick the outline of his dick through the panties
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>>79988422
with or without thigh straps? also if you arent a fembot then fuck off this is a straight thread
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>>79988430
It'd depend on the guys leg shape. I like it sometimes. Also, I am straight
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>>79988462
>It'd depend on the guys leg shape.
how so? there are tons of shapes for legs (just including skinny boys)
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>>79988390
you dont realize how hilarious it is that you make up bs to try and make others seethe cuz you have nothing else going on. move on
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>>79988218
>the twinkest man alive
Show proof
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>>79988319
That's weird, my first sex partner tried to get me to do the same thing, including the makeup.
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>>79988707
>Show proof
whats in for me tho?
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I have several female friends and I heard them comment on how (little twink) would look good in a dress
they like the idea of aesthetically pleasant males but dislike the idea of faggot behavior, like the ones you mentioned
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>>79988844
>like the ones you mentioned
point them out because im pretty sure i dont behave like a fag
now if you think that whimpering and moaning is fag behavior then you are retarded
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>>79988319
>I trooned out
so you just got groomed by mentally ill roasties
kek
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>>79988859
whimpering is fag behavior anon, why would you love doing that
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>>79988870
dude a girl put makeup on me once
I don't think that changed my life
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>>79988887
its the same as moaning imo, just another expression of being horny/wanting to fuck like animals. there are a lot of scenarios you can integrate with whimpering that will turn really hot. have you ever even tried?
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>>79988218
I have to get into a relationship where it's just a fujoshi who gets her bf all cute and feminized, and then I fuck "him" and "his" girl while his girl teaches "him" how to suck dick like a girl or I'll die a slow painful death.
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>>79988218
it happened to my twin brother. apparently girls really like doing this to boys. lol.
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>>79989003
are you identical? I'd be worried if so...
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>>79989003
>apparently girls really like doing this to boys
how old were they? internet women?
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>>79989014
they dont its all larp lmao. look at all the girls who talk about puppy boy bfs yet they only date chad.
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>>79989030
>look at all the girls who talk about puppy boy bfs yet they only date chad
man i want to be the puppy bf
i dont know where you find that tho, can you show me?
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>>79988218
I've had two girls want to do this to me (and I can probably only be close with girls who want to do this to me).
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>>79989120
tell us more anon, porfaplis
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>>79988485
I think it looks good on some shapes and bad on other shapes, that's all. Not really much to it.
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>>79989170
so you really need to see huh
do you have a general rule tho? like fat fucks shouldnt use them, while skinny leg havers should?
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>>79988754
Compliments
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>>79989199
but i want compliments from XY chromosome havers
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>>79989207
wait not XY, brain played tricks on me
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>>79989175
I think it looks good on long legs but not short legs. Looks good on legs that aren't too skinny but also aren't too fat. And it looks horrible on men if they have muscular legs. It looks best on guys with soft but long legs imo.
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>>79989225
fair that explains it more, i dont have long legs tho im pretty short
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>>79989158
The first was a girl I've met here who kinda had feminizing guys as a preference. She had some cool interests, but she was very much focused on sexual things before other things that would come before that in a relationship which kinda scared me off.

The second, I've met through mutual fictional interests. She was a lot more pure about the finding crossdressing cute, since to her it was more of an affectionate thing, and it making twinkish guys cuter (which are the types of guys she's into).

These kinds of girls seem somewhat hard to find, but when I do find some I attract them because I'm the kind of guy they'd like (androgynous in appearance and personality, thin while still fit, long hair, into things girls are into while still being able to be more assertive sometimes.

Those things were online and I'm still a virgin, so it'd be nice to meet other girls into things like that.
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>>79989265
I see. I do find crossdressing just cute, thats why I like it, because I like cute things
Weird that you are still a virgin tho, how do you start the crossdressing talk if you havent fucked yet?
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>>79989290
I mean for me the crossdressing doesn't need to be sexual. It can just nice clothes to dress up in, not like a fetish thing. And that's how it mostly came up in talk. I don't like going to sexual things too quickly and I prefer building a proper bond first, including talking about cute things that can be nice to do like crossdressing (simply because they'd be nice clothes to wear).
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>>79989006
>>79989014
yeah, identical. it was back when we were teenagers, im an adult now. i think theres not much of a fetish to this. its just a way to have fun and mess around. lots of alcohol was probably involved lmao.
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>>79989326
i see, maybe my mind is rotten and i have a strong connection between crossdressing and sexual activities
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>>79989264
How tall are you? Also, are your legs longer than your torso?
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>>79989489
like 5'6, and yes? isnt that true for everyone? i thought so anyways
i think my legs are maybe 10% longer than my torso? maybe less?
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>>79989525
Well I mean, I've seen some people with very long torsos. And some people's whose legs look around the same length as their torso.
Since they are longer than your torso, it'd probably look fine on someone with your body type. Even when you're shorter, having longer legs compared to your torso, gives the illusion of having long legs
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>>79989566
i see. well i am very slim i think that helps a lot. mmmmh i also do believe they look ok on me, not great, not bad, they just arent thight enough, like they can squish my skin but not really thaaat hard?
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>>79989586
I have the same problem with mine actually. After I lost some weight a while ago they stopped fitting that well
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>>79989630
what about skirts? i find that i need to hang them lower that i want to. its surely fixable, i just have not taken a look, last time i wore one was before decembe pretty sure
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>>79988218
easy no girl wants you to wear the clothes they wear. Mosst girls also are not into cross dresser and troons. You are half a step away from trooning out in there mind
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>>79989672
>easy no girl wants you to wear the clothes they wear
i doubt this, because i would find it hot if my gf crossdressed for me, just to fit herself better in the dominant role
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>>79989678
yea you are a man. It is more accapted for girls to wear man clothes but not the other way and I would asume tranny if you do it.
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>>79989651
I actually don't wear skirts. I have some but I have not wore them in a while, so I don't know if they still fit or not.
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>>79988218
I'm the masculinest man alive and my ex did this to me all the time.
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>>79988218
This is EXACTLY me and my gf bro. Like it's UNCANNY
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>>79989847
>>79989908
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>>79989991
Don't look at it like I'm boasting or anything. You too can get a girl like that. Just take it as hope for achieving this if you want.
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>>79990009
ok so explain, how did you meet her? how is the relationship?
otherwise you are boasting and i will despise you forever
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>>79990086
met her on here more than a year ago. met up recently over the winter. She's autistic and bpd, but I love her and I'm pretty sure she loves me too.
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>>79990125
>and bpd
brother, im so sorry
look, she WILL split if she is actually BPD, is not about if but when. can it be fixed? maybe.
but man... please take care about yourself because it will hurt a lot
hope she isnt actually bpd and she is just an autistic neet that loves using autistic descriptors or w/e just to feel cool
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>>79990161
have you had a relationship with someone with bpd or are you just basing this on shit people tell you?
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>>79989908
i hope you know your place, as her toy :3
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>>79990177
>have you had a relationship with someone with bpd
i dated someone that had bipolarity disorder, im talking to you from experience. that shit hurt a lot and it was pretty recent.
just take this into consideration and hope she isnt actually BPD
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>>79990195
>he doesn't even know that bipolar disorder and bpd are different disorders
yeah ok opinion discarded
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>>79988754
reality check
can't trust women
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I feel like this is a kink for you, but I would love a supportive gf who encourages me to be more openly feminine...
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>>79990205
>yeah ok opinion discarded
they are similar anon, same shit can happen in both, actually its more akin to happen with bpd
but you can always come make a post here
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>>79990806
>reality check
this is more enticing, whore myself online just to know if im fuckable or not
doesnt seem worth it tho, im not a virgin
>>79990842
its mostly a kink, but i wouldnt mind just wearing feminine clothes with my partner besides me, no sex involved. i just find the cosplays i have and the girly clothes i have cute, and i like cute things. i think they look ok on me, but only because of the kinky/sexual aspect
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>>79992117
I wouldn't say they're the same or that having experience with one tells you how all relationships involving either will play out. BPD acts on a shorter time scale, which means that if you can hold on to the relationship for a while like I have been, it's not as likely to fall apart. I've dealt with her episodes many times before and loved her and kept her by my side no matter throughout it all. I don't think it's all gonna randomly fall apart after all that. Sure I can't guarantee anything, but I came into this relationship expecting heart break, so worrying about how everything is going to blow up is only asking for it to happen. I'll enjoy her while I have her and not worry about what might happen, thank you.
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>>79992180
then if you know im telling the truth shut the fuck up why do you make me waste my time warning you if you already know
but yeah dont worry about it, just enjoy it. as long as you know the possibilities
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>>79992212
Where did you tell the truth? You outrageously acted as if every relationship with a person with bpd is guaranteed to fail, which is wrong on the face of it. Your experience isn't ubiquitous, especially considering it's not even the same disorder. You didn't even know the difference which tells me one thing. That you didn't care enough to learn about their issues in the first place.
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>>79992237
>You outrageously acted as if every relationship with a person with bpd is guaranteed to fail
most, yes
>You didn't even know the difference
you are assuming that, but i dont care about your opinion i just wanted to warn you. a lot of retards think that a bp (schizoaffective or not) or a bpd gf would be quite cool but if she actually has it is not fun at all
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>>79992286
My point is that your "advice" is only harmful to me. Let people live their only lives and make their own mistakes, especially when it comes to love. Butting in about how everything is guaranteed to end in burning flames because you got scared is probably a way for you to cope about your loss, but it's not something that's very helpful to me. Alright? thanks anyway.
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>>79992139
>whore myself online just to know if im fuckable or not
>posting face pics is whoring yourself online
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>>79992317
>Butting in about how everything is guaranteed to end in burning flames because you got scared
i didnt got scared, i got discarded, everything was well until one episode. then i was untrustworthy.
im sorry my advice is harmful (to you), i wonder why that is tho. you can always ignore advice if you think it doesnt apply to you, it isnt that hard, you dont need to be a jerk about it and go around assuming shit
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>>79992347
It's harmful, because as we've established it only makes it more likely for it to happen by thinking it will. Pygmalion effect and all that. Maybe don't give annoying, unasked for advice about things and I wouldn't have to point out why it's annoying and unasked for.
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>>79992359
all i am reading is that you are butthurt i told you an uncomfortable possibility, one you are so certain that wont happen that you shouldnt be getting butthurt about it
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>>79992382
Exactly, all you did is basically walk up to someone in a happy relationship and tell them it's inevitably going to fall apart. Do you not see how inappropriate that is? How that might hurt me? Why I might lash out at you? Please just leave me be.
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>>79992327
>>the twinkest man alive
>>posting face pics is whoring yourself online
im pretty sure i need to post more than my face dude
eitherway i wouldnt post my face, too personal. my body would be more anonymous
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>>79992434
no one cares about some person's perfect smooth body if they're ugly, you know
it's all about the face
>im pretty sure i need to post more than my face dude
only for those horny and lusty anons
>eitherway i wouldnt post my face
wouldn't be fucked by you anyway
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>>79992468
>wouldn't be fucked by you anyway
why would you say this anon? why would you sexualize me like that? are you a part of the horny and lusty anons?
its true tho most game is about face, and i have been told multiple times I pass, you can believe that at least
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>>79992498
because twinks are love



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