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What kind of weird shit do you jerk off to?
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>>79988383
Insect hentai, I don't even know why I do it, it's disgusting but I keep going back
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>>79988383
Mommy good boy mouth sounds asmr
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>>79988383
softcore clothed stuff. its so vanilla that its weird.
got into it to cure my prejac and i can last forever now
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>>79988383
>What kind of weird shit do you jerk off to?
not really weird, i just like hearing and watching girls get off, for real, not like the porno "ohh ah yeeh oh, ah oh yeaah, ah oh yeah" so it takes some time going through fake shit to find stuff
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>>79988441
>it takes some time going through fake shit to find stuff
This should be easy if you filter through more niche pornsites like xvideos or xnxx and just search for amateur, no? I find myself doing the same thing often but not for that explicit reason.
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>>79988441
sometimes the girl will be almost silent with a soft sigh/groan afterwards, other girls sound like they are taking the shit of lifetime, others just lose it completely
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>>79988383
My girlfriend likes to get naked to sit on top of me and watch me jack off, and glares at me if I look at her once.

So that.
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>>79988455
>sometimes the girl will be almost silent with a soft sigh/groan afterwards, other girls sound like they are taking the shit of lifetime, others just lose it completely
A few times I found the girls that look like they are like chewing their tongue while they are getting off, thats rare
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>>79988463
you'd love maryjane auryn then. her old kino stuff where shes raped on drugs
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>>79988383
i either play mommys good boy asmr while looking at hentai of genshin girls or i goon to tranny porn
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*AHEM*

i have worse post but i refuse to post it. not necessarily because i can't, but to prevent others from finding out they're also into the sick shit i'm into. i'm not proud of it.

i should clarify that i'm not one of those coomers that jerks off 24/7. i just bust and end the session right there. i do not understand jerking off for hours.
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>>79988473
thats why the girls love the guys with the baggie of drugs who asks them to come to the hotel bedroom
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>>79988383
every kind of genderbending you can think of, femdom (inserting as either the guy or the girl), hypnosis, raceplay, rape
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>>79988392
Yeah I kinda fancy that too.
Also like rape but that one is pretty common
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>>79988383
i only jerk off to people making out and kissing
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>>79988473
that looks pretty hot, what drugs is she doing?
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>>79988488
this is based I don't know what you're talking about post more
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I exclusively jerk off to anime girls jerking off.
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>>79988525
Has to be mdma, nothing else would make a girl like that
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puking is probably my weirdest favorite thing
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>>79988383
Diphenhydramine and dabs were my go-to when I gooned. Had to quit the THC, I still miss it.
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>>79988473
my gf has never done drugs but she still acts like that during sex
my dick is just too bomb
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>>79988383
I find it hilarious that these images are tagged with do_not_do_this
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>>79988847
dxm gave me literal brain damage once on a dose that was only supposed to be third plateau, dont do this shit
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>>79988526
>this is based
it may be "based" (it's not), but it sure as hell is pathetic.

>I don't know what you're talking about
just a coomer being emotional. i said too much.
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>>79989017
I haven't heard about that for DXM, but I've read plenty posts from DPH abusers who more or less say "yes I take it recreationally, but do not get into this unless you don't care about your life at all". So I entirely agree, don't do it, it's just darkly funny that hgoon users/mods took the time to break the suspension of disbelief in their community and invent a tag to warn people. The pics are examples of the more bizarre gooning edits which look less like niche porn and more like commentary on porn addiction, fetishism, and self-destructive behavior. Or at least I hope its not all genuine depravity. The ways which gooncappers can contort or magnify porn into an alternate reality is captivating, though usually in a car crash way.
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>>79988383
I am extremely vanilla. The most extreme stuff I get off to is threesomes, group sex, guys taking turns with a woman, or gloryhole swallow videos. It's really fucking hot seeing a woman just totally slut out and turn into a fuck machine for any guy who wants in. But I only watch it on rare occasions because it makes me feel disgusted afterwards. I hate anal stuff and always skip past parts of a video where anal happens, it's fucking disgusting.

Besides that I really like public sex or public pickup videos like CzechStreets. And then a tier lower than that, I really get off to cumming on a woman's face. My favorite position when I'm having sex is cowgirl, my favorite to watch in porn is reverse cowgirl lol. My favorite porn site is probably porntrex or spankbang. I really REALLY like blonde European women (Germanic or Slavic) with B cup tits.

That's it. I've been watching porn consistently since I was like 12 + I've never had a girlfriend (I do pay an escort for sex though) so I think it's kind of a miracle I'm not into more degenerate shit.
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>>79989017
how many mg did you take? i used to take like 18 of those 60mg mucinex pills for a total dose of 1080mg, i did this multiple times with almost no negative effects short term at least
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Sph/spe. Also inflatables and teasing
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>>79988473
is it actually rape or cnc? if that is rape thats very scary how many of you guys find it hot
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>>79989017
a single third plateau trip wouldnt really put holes in your brain, youd have to be a daily user to get that level of fucked.
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Taboo dirty talk, jerk off instructions and ass fetish
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>>79988383
feminization porn, where it's a man, fucking a feminized boy, and then the woman who feminized the boy is taking on a nurturing teacher role.
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>>79990722
seduced by a woman into being used by a man is a very hot dynamic no matter who it's happening to. I just think of it as bonobo sexuality because that's what most bonobo threesomes are--the troop's dominant female goes around cornering and warming up younger females on behalf of her sons, who impregnate them and spread her genes.
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>>79988500
oh I just thought of another really big one for me: group sex and pimping somebody out. and just general ownership vibes and total power exchange, forced tattooing, etc. and drugs.
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>>79988383
Mostly weird stuff like the hat man sex tape with those spiders, but I only jerk off when my alergies start acting up
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>>79988488
>i do not understand jerking off for hours.
The nut at the end feels better, doesn't have to be hours either just 30 min to 1h of edging can do the trick.
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>>79991002
very interesting, didn't know it had a backing in nature, cheers for the learning moment anon!
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>>79988383
Sissy captions or gay captions, cumflation (cum inflation), earfucking, bestiality, piss, shotadom hyper and anything that is vanilla hentai related like incest, tentacles, nipplefucking etc. I don't jack off to all this stuff that often (except sissy stuff) just occasionally when I feel like it. Recently I also found a doujin with mpreg and I liked that a lot. Of course I am male and I'd like to specify that I jack off to mostly 2d (except for the sissy stuff... Again...) and my 3d fantasies aren't worth mentioning (once again except the sissy stuff.)
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the weirdest I get is irl furry porn. like people with the furry heads on. not because I'm into it but because I think I could pull one.
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>>79991218
furries kinda hot because you know if there's a bio fem in one of them she's gonna be fucking insane.
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>>79991239
I only watch gay porn. but yea, same difference



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