the britfeel lighthouse edition
>>79990184corr it's a beautiful edish
>>79990184wish i lived here ngl
I don't give a fuck anymore. Someone posts a new thread then I'm joining it whether it's at 500, 400 or 50 posts.
>>79990197What's your background, lad?
>>79990210My Windows background is a generic, funky looking black and orange shape.
Are you going to be entertaining and funny in this thread with an image you like?
>>79990210I'm half Indian and half Deano.
>>79990226You really take it personal, don't you, when people abandon your seethe threads. Very fragile ego.
Having a background won't get me a gf XD
>>79990184Oh thats better lads.
>>79990238You've wounded me on the internet, ouch.
30 minutes until my shift is finally over, heading straight to bed once i get home
Ordered 2 items from the same seller on eBay and the seller has sent them individually. What a fucking spacker.
>i need it to the image i like to post all the same shit i post in every thread
>>79990258If you dont like the content why read it?
>>79990264i like it lad dont get upset i love your drivel. feel better now?
>>79990258If you dont like it you know where the door is! Simple as.
>>79990250Which is especially painful when your life revolves around 4chan.
>>79990274>If you dont like it you know where the door is! Simple as.see >>79990272
>>79990277Like a bullet through my heart that was lad bet you'd batter me irl x
>>79990258Second post seething about losing your rubbish thread. And many more to follow, no doubt. We're all laughing at you.
So what are your plans for today then de lads?
Just splashed 3 grand on a new gaming laptop so get in there
>>79990258>I need it to the image
>>79990324>>I need it to the imageYou've done him
He's one very, very wupset liddington this morning
>>79990339Bet he's crying all over his cheap keyboard and screaming for him mummy :D
>>79990321Bloody hell lad how long did that take to save up? You working or on bennies?
Fucking cold is it not liddingtons
>>79990374Working de lad. They offered 0% interest over 24 months so I'm only paying just over 100 quid a month.
>>79990382Not too bad. Got a good deal on that lad.
Not including family members and those offering customer support etc, how many women did you speak to last year?
>>79990382You could have built a gaming desktop for much less
>>79990321>Just splashed 3 grand on a new gaming laptop so get in thereProof?
>>79990256Don't get me started on eBay, lad. I was here complaining about some cunt who had a typo in his address. I asked to correct it and he INSISTED it was right. Okay fine. I sent it and, to nobody's fucking surprise, it hasn't turned up. Stupid prick. Now he's complaining.
>>79990416Well that's what I thought, but a gaming desktop with similar specs kept coming out at a similar price plus then I'd still need to buy a monitor on top, not to mention a better desk.. so overall after weighing up my gaming needs/likes this will do.
He's seething because we haven't posted in his seethe thread. Kek.A day of green texting posts and asking for proof, is it lad. Maybe bring back the fascinating gimmick.Was he seething this much when his ssm threads were up?Not much SSM spam, yet he claims it's "the thread" that likes him so much.Any other British generals spammed with low quality posts? The answer is yes.Sadsack jumps around the generals all day, trying to win something.
Oh look the green eyed proofmong wants proof you have something he doesn't or can't have.
>>79990448>3 grand on a desktopmate... that's complete bollocks unless you're just buying a load of overpriced parts you don't needis the monitor on your laptop at least OLED?
>>79990446I'd be suspicious it was done on purpose.
>mumberg would rather walk 2+ miles on solid black ice instead of walking 2ft and getting into her car>the roads are clear and gritted >the 100m of icy street is perfectly passable >the paths are like death This silly bitch would rather split her head clean open on a icy path because there is a small chance the car may skid, been driving 15+ years and still has 0 confidence in her driving
>>79990457The thing is though it's literally just one letter wrong and the postcode and that is right. He is insisting it's never been a problem before rather than just fixing his address on eBay. Fucking melter. I have proof of posting anyway so hopefully shouldn't be at a loss.
>>79990458You overestimate women's ability to do anything outside of their normal routine de lad. It sends them into all sorts of mental upheaval.
>>79990468No different than me and my autism then. Only I can't drive.
>>79990464Hope he doesn't slap you with a negative review de lid. I had some cunt give me a negative one after a parcel with some cake toppings didn't arrive in time for his kid's bday and it 'ruined the whole day'. Mate, order it sooner or drive to ASDA and get some.. fucking hell.
>>79990458She's not a lazy fat twat scared of walking lad she knows the risks and isn't scared of the cold either.
>>79990476Yeah that's total bollocks, mate. As long as you send the item within the advertised dates then he has no right to complain. That's what this cunt is complaining to me about too, saying it was a Christmas present and I ruined his gift. Astonishes me how fucking stupid some people are.
They are changing eBay payouts until two days after confirmed delivery. Seems like they're making it easier for people to scam you.
Dress up in a Royal Mail uniform and go around posting your own shit through letterboxes.Nothing wrong with that, is there?Curse not.
Is Guitarlad still about?I've been trying to get my room sorted cause it's been an absolute shithole for the longest time and one of the stupid purchases I ever made was half stack amp for ridiculously cheap and it's taken up ALL of my wardrobe space ever since. Posted in other thread first but this looks better.
>>79990524There was a lad yesterday posting about how he hasn't been bothered with guitar and hates all his guitars. Could be him...
>>79990488She will only walk when its icy, while everyone else just drives to work like a normal fucking person in their warm cars I worry she will crack her head open but im treated like a fucking idiot for suggesting a safer option
>This is Asdapu territory, fren. You better just turn around and go the other way.
>>79990377Can't wait to bring back the holiday park edishes this summer. >>79990529Doesn't sound like him to switch his loyalties, I hope it's not true.
>>79990531How fucking dare she not do what you say.
>>79990539You still on that sobergrind, lad? What about the job?
imagine your NEET loser son tries to tell you want to do
Dirty little cock sucking blonde whore on Bargain Hunt. Would fuck her up the pussy hole (front arse).
What are your mates up to today?
>>79990550Still, we living the clean life! Maybe a bit more boring but zooming out it's so much better. Haven't woken up in bush that I was pissing in since all that and I hope to keep it that way.I had news from a friend I used to work with at the Bluewater Tapas place I worked at for a year and a half. He worked there for over a decade and apparently he quit recently because they were fucking him over which is great.I'm a bit bored of the current place because I'm not very good at it but I try my best. I've had 4 days off this week in the post Christmas slump and it's going to be the same next week, so plenty of time to get shit organized and look for other jobs.
>>79990590Glad to hear you're keeping at the grind. When I went sober it was boring at first almost like rediscovering yourself and what your actual interests are. It just takes a bit of time.Not much you can do about the work grind really unless you go the dosser route or find a womfy wfh job.
Waitrose is the best supermarket. Is this even debated by anyone?
>>79990675Posh supermarket for wankers but we don't even have it here in Northern Ireland. We don't have Aldi either, just Lidl. They're basically the same anyway.
The UK? Shithole.
Brie Larson is hot I don't care what the chuds say. She got a nice pair of tits too.
I couldnt sleep so i was playing crash 1 near the end its really not reasonable how hard it is. I wonder how I beat it as a wean. I was going a bit schizo but I got there. I was raging a bit. I dont know but the lizard nigga with the gun or its a ferret kr something made me nearly smash my switch off the wall. I was actually raging at this shit fucking unfair game but I couldnt sleep so I just kept at it. It was alright though. Am in a better mood cus royal mail treating me right for once. Bht it's deffos bed time. Didnt sleep at all last night. We on spooky hours fr.
Has there been any research into why so many gays are camp and effeminate?
Another failed attempt at growing a beard. No change from day 3 to day 14. Should I just transition?
>>79990731A bit old for me personally desu
>>79990801As a man with long hair I now have to maintain a shitty beard so people don't think I'm a tranny.
>>79990827Not that old, lad. She's still fit. Her leaked nudes from The Fappening are still good to go.
thinking about the smell of a pretty lasses bum
>>79990801HHL cant grow a beard either
>>79990878>HHL cant grow a beard eitheryouve done him again
>>79990878Not a bad looking bloke. I'd probably suck him off. Not sure about the lanky cunt on the left though.
Feel Street Lighthouse has a lot of history to it be honest lids. Without those lonely lids so many sailors would have been dashed upon the rocks of the grim Feelshire Shore and with no fren to guide them to ports. Lighthouse keeping vital and desolate work.
>>79990900The lanky cunt on the left prefers to suck you off anyway
>>79990878Dab some milk on his top lip and let a cat lick it off. That peach fuzz will come right off! Bloody ell. Shave that off lad.
bullying posters not in the thread is it winners
>>79990943>Dab some milk on his top lip and let a cat lick it off. That peach fuzz will come right off! Bloody ell. Shave that off lad.Post your tash you wont
>>79990944He bullies everyone else so it's fair game.
>>79990943If you look closely there also appear to some pube-like hairs on his neck lmao
>>79990878wonder if the granny did anal
>>79990878Those absolutely dead soulless eyes. Jesus fucking christ.
>>79990225>WindowsLiberate yourself. Use GNU/Linux.
Linux > Windows > MacOSLiterally everyone who knows anything agrees with this.
Sent my Apu out on a discount quest at the local Lidl and he came back with about 2kg of discounted mushrooms. Got that mushroom duxelles on with some chicken frying with shallots, carrots and garlic oh its lush.
corrlunch sorted
>>79991011using debian me, im keeping it simple
>>79991034I'd have gave him a walloping. Stupid little runt could have got them for free foraging.
>>79991062I'm on Arch, I don't see any point to the whole distro wars, as long as you've kicked the Windows/Mac shit to the pavement then you're a good lad in my book.
what was your song of 2024what will be your song of 2025
>>79991081What do you expect the poor lid to find in fucking early January? Maybe he might pick up a few wood blewits or some jelly ear mushrooms from a log. They're so domesticated now they can't survive in an urban setting on their own let alone a rural or natural setting.Supermarkets all they know.
How often does your girlfriend tell you your good looking?
>>79990952I dont have a moustache because they are fucking gay as hell. I can grow a full beard.
>>79991034I really, really like this apu image.
How often does your mum tell you you are good looking?
Wish some of you lads would post a pic on /soc/ so we know the type of Chads we post with :(
>>79991115Actually quite spot on with the timings I'd say. She doesn't overdo it like saying it every day, but if we head out to dinner or maybe if I've shaved or something she'll pause for a moment looking at me and tell me I look really good. Just right imo.
What was the last compliment your girlfriend paid you?
>>79991127don't want to give you a boner
When was the last time one of your mates said he wanted to have a certain look or feature of yours?
>>79991138so a shit house then
Would you say you're the best looking out of your group of mates?
What would you say is your key feature that women are attracted to?
What would x do if y do a thing?newfeeler moment
Would you say you're the funniest poster in every thread?
>>79991188I definitely am. I originated the better than giving it to the wookies joke.
Post a gigachad meme to make yourself feel better champ. The memes be realz.
daytime britfeel is absolute shite, innit
Been awake in bed all day since 6. Absolutely bored out of my tree. What can I do lads?
>>79991265*farts in your face*How's that for shite?
>>79991172Big butt and balls.
When was the last time a woman flirted with you?
>>79991172My hairy shit filled rancid arse. One smell and they're hooked.
>>79991302>the last time a woman flirted with you?ask your mum
When was the last time you posted pure fantasy and or cope on an anonymous website?
I fucked a midget this morning. Came in her arse.
>>79991339Just then actually>>79991346
>>79990653Just got back from the outside. I really don't wanna be a dosser, I get recommended dosser slugs on Youtube for some reason and they're literally all like clones of Big Man Lee (Cooking with Kay's son). Godwinson, a Youtuber I used to like made an incredible video about the subject of said dosser neets:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V14lDuEXNQIn terms of actual interests, it's hard because I like pool and snooker but haven't played in ages because it's full of drunkies. I have a friend that I used to go to a club with but he borrowed money from me in October and gave it back nearly two months later than he said he would... only to ask me for the same amount a few weeks later. I think he's spunking all his money making a long distance relationship work but that's not my problem. He has a comfy remote job and I was hoping to get some help from him to get in but it's a shame he's not an option anymore.
Closing the borders would cost billions and billions of quid. Change my mind
Lets say you manage to get date she's told you her hobbies and interests and asks about yours. What do you say and you can't include vidya and being competitive on 4chan all day.
>>79991466Learn something creative, say you're learning to draw. I make music and just making cool sounds is a nice process that's fun in itself. Pretty neutral for a hobby.That or something that's economically productive, starting a small business, if you can drive it's surprisingly easy.
>>79991466me?Recreational drug use and contemplating forever sleepJust be honest with them de lid, they WILL see through the bullshit
>>79991110Caught all of the little shits that were hanging about mine nicking me food and drink last fall. Stuffed them in a sack, drove over the dales and dumped the lot in a hedge. Foxes prolly ate em all by now.
>>79991436Nah, just change the "welcome to" signs to "we're full, bugger off"
nothing wrong with being a neetworking 40 hours a week for 20k a year isn't worth it
Got a customer at work who is an actual cunt retard. I've never met someone who arrogant and self-important
>>79991758put them in their place mate
>>79991783I've tried. They just won't listen. Like nothing I tell them will pacify this spaz. He emails me like 4 times a fucking day demanding. Genuinely remarkable
Are they going to ruin the 40k series, lads?Are they going to make it gay and shoehorn in a bunch of useless women and make minorities the smart ones who solve everything while white guys are the bumbling morons?Are they going to make space marines lore accurate?
Quite the deliveryburg today is it not?
Been with an agency type thing, set up by the job centre, not a proper job agency, it's meant to help those with health conditions find work. The pass dealing with me is struggling. I've no skills, but also have high demands. Simply, the demands are wfh, part time, can't do customer service, no experience in anything other than factory pleb. Uncontrollable bowel movements and weak left side of body from possible stroke, have made things challenging.Need to learn a skill, methinks.
>>79991809Look through your email receipts and add up how much you've spent on DVDs in the last 12 months, lad. Would honestly be curious.
We live in a fake world.SSM does not have TMAU. DVDlad does not watch his DVDs. It's sad but true.
>>79991811Woods, forgot to say, a genuine thing she said, for "a job" suggestion, become an eBay seller.I suggested, buying pallets of crap from amazon and selling the contents, she said also a good idea. I pointed out that you've got to speculate to accumulate, and more importantly those type of things would only help by adding small amounts, it's better for someone with a job, not to have as someone's main job/source of income.
Heard that Emily Pops will be signing an exclusive contract with Blacked. Currently a twelve scene deal plus a showcase.
>>79991758My last holiday was ruined by an arrogant and self important cunt of a "friend" Managed to loose 2 entire days out of a 3 day holiday because this wanker decided that getting up before 1pm was "fucking stupid" (hasnt worked a day in the last 15+ years due to car crash)Everyone else wanted to get the 10am fight but the self important twat didnt want to get up that early so we got the 7pm flight and didn't get to the hotel until after midnight , one entire day down the shitterGot up at 11am the next day and acted like a cunt towards everyone because "tired wahhh"Flight home Sunday was at 6pm, plenty of time to see some placesNOPEGot up again around lunch time, decided that 4+ hours was "not enough time" to get to the airport, sulked like a child and treated everyone like shit for daring to suggest we go do something before heading homeNever again lids, id rather go on my own tbqfh ,
>he can only bully youtubers on 4chan brave
>>79991908Where did you go? >>79991878I'd like to know too.>>79991805Is Killteam still supported by them, I might get back into it if I manage to get a better job.
>>79991878I remember him saying he spent 1-2k last year I think.
napberg finished, still tired af though
Got my first new Oxfam in months today. Romsey in Hampshire. Nice little addition. Will post the 2 items I got later
>>79992040Phwoar! It been a while little laddy.
>>79992040I'll add them to my Shippy personality folder.
What should I get for my wife for her birthday, lads? It's at the end of January.
Mass audit went down at Yorkshire Metal Recycling. They haven't learnt their lessons clearly. Clear something dodgy going down there.https://youtu.be/YLsubJaHxJA
>>79992142Lifetime supply of frazzles, what every girl wants. That or tampons.
I will ask again - what exactly are auditors auditing? They don't seem to ever *do* anything.
>>79991903Nah she would never do porn. She won't even show her huge breasts.
>>79991809Why would you order old filmsI would pay money to NOT watch an old film
>>79992195They go round educating the public that's it's legal to film them and post the footage on social medias. Many people are shocked that this is not against the law.
>auditors routine XD
Corr three police vehicles on this video. What a waste of resources for some men in balaclavas filming and tresspassing (civil matter).
Just want to mong out with benzos
My adult son? Oh he's an unemployed anonymous shitlord and I couldn't be more proud.
>>79992142If she's the kinky sort get her a rabbit vibrator
life going down the gutter
>>79992355Women don't just use vibrator because they're 'kinky', most women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm. You virgin.
>>79992142My son and daughter-in-law just asked for an ultrasonic jewelry/glasses/earbuds cleaning machine. Not very romantic but practical and they seem quite pleased.
>>79992391>Women don't just use vibrator because they're 'kinky'
probably have a curry for dinner tonight
>>79992142get her a nice scarf lad, bitches love scarves
>>79992421Your lol Indian Amazon searches won't fix your lack of knowledge of women or remedy your virginity.
>tfw no vibrateetor gf
not him but i bet there are a few dirty bitches who have vibrators though, there must be
For those that don't know and I imagine a it's a good amount here. The clitoris is like a tiny penis but much more sensitive, it needs to be stimulated like your penis to achieve orgasm. Think of the vaginal opening as where your ball sack and balls would be, leading into your guts. Women like to be penetrated and the bigger the penis the more full she feels and that's a nice feeling but she won't orgasm from this alone. HTH x
>>79992518>but she won't orgasm from this alone.Wrong. Plenty do.
>>79992310If a parent is disappointed in their kid then they should help the kidIf the parent isn't actively helping their kid then they're just harming their kid, which is a poor strategy for the survival of one's genes
>>79992540>the survival of one's genes
>>79992476I'll take a picture of my wife's toy box later. It's obscene.
>>79992532https://gprivate.com/6f11zfew-women-orgasm
>>79992540Adult son not kid, mong.
>Less than 20 percent of women can orgasm from penetration, says studyhttps://her.ie/life/study-finds-that-78-percent-of-women-need-this-to-orgasm-365346
alot of mad google searches going on atm
Just spaffedBeen a little while since the last time, has it notShall now be resting. Recuperating, even, possibly
women who go participate in online studies about things like that are most likely slags and need a dildo the size of a fire extinguisher just to touch the sides
in wokyowalking round at night x
This is vital information for many of you, please read. Not that it will help you actually get a woman.>Study assesses experiences related to female orgasmhttps://www.news-medical.net/news/20170829/Study-assesses-experiences-related-to-female-orgasm.aspx
>>79992593I really like this image. Thanks for sharing anon.
aru hi wa sakana no nioi ga suru aruhi wa kuso no nioi ga surubeen practicing me japanese
Anyone want to give the epic oldfag personality a (You) so he can feel relevant to the thread again?>79992554
New wops video >New wops video New wops videoIts challenge 360. Lefts fucking go. https://youtu.be/5EsnKxNHEDA?si=zIuyLayU_LrRDqmr
>>79992218Usually they are very good restorations. Just watched The Tall T (1957) and the restoration is amazing. Gorgeous film.You could pirate but they are only available to pirate because people like me buy them.
>>79992663Don't forget to make your derogatory remarks about her and her family in her comments section and screenshot them, post them here for teh win, champ.
>>79992663she looks about 12
>>79992699Why do you assume all wops fans here are taking the piss? I like her content and if it wasnt for britfeel I would have never have known about it. Who are you the moral arbiter for wops?
ofc it was a niglethttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9n9xyjlzgo
>>79992711Sorry lad I must have you mixed up with one of the other 60 lads that needs a youtube lolcow ridicule on 4chan.
Me? I just wank to Wops big tits. She actually looks decent when she has her hair down like in her old videos. Wee cock sucking whore I reckon. Phwoar!
Spag bol for dinner tonight lads oh lush and I mean lush.
>give mum couple hundred a month for groceries>spends the money on her clothes shopping addiction>most dinners are whatever i can dig out whatevers been in the freezer for monthsNeed to fucking move out. Oh! I can't! Fuck this country and fuck bottom-of-the-freezer dinners
>>79992765>Need to fucking move out. Oh! I can't!why not
>>79990878surprised by how skinny he is considering the absolute slop he ingests on a daily basis
>>79992747Do a wops cum tribute for dee lads
>>79992786Too fucking expensive. Unaffordable.Not poor enough/spasticated to get social housing
>>79992518>she won't orgasm from this alonekek if you say so laddy
Wops doing a video soon showing her extensive vibrator collection
female vagina
>Live in a house share with my friend and his gf>Work construction>Outside in the freezing with regional layoffs looming>Friends gf comes home>Spends the entire evening on the sofa telling him how bored she is at work with nothing to do and the office is too cold>She has one of those "do nothing" jobs at the councilPic related
female pussy
Little fry up for din dins. Oh aye.
>>79992748Who's setting all these fires in LA? Why haven't they caught them yet?
tiny mong loves beige food
young girls will literally fuck a fat paki for a bag of monster munch
>>79992976They're wild fires mongboy.
>>79992976Dont know lad. Funny old thing isnt it. Just nature I suppose.
Wonder whats HHL's take on the fires in LA
Couldnt taste that spagbol due to me having a cold. All because of that woman in Asda living. FUMIN. All she had to do was put her hand over her mouth. Selfish cunt. Was right looking forward to it n all.
>>79992608go to sekukyaba
>>79993104I know they are wild but who's setting them?>>79993120Fires don't happen on their own.
>>79993136Best to never left the boxroom ruthmong style
>>79993136You have no idea where you got sick or who from you're just taking a wild guess.
Are you the main poster in the group chat with your mates?
big paki cock getting slobbered for a half gram of pringles
How many times has your girlfriend tried to tried to stop you going out with your mates?
Oh and another thing aldis new mince meat in those plastic packets are fuckin SHITE. The mince meat has the consistency of spam. You have to stab to fuck out of it with a spatula to separate it and its still in big clumps. Awful. The world that we live in is going backwards. Wouldnt surprise me if it was 3D printed.
>>79993136it's a public space she's got just as much right to it as anyone else. If you don't want to catch cold that's your own problem
What's going on with those car-sized drones in NJ, helper?
>>79993259Yeah I agree it's fucking awful. Iceland doing the same on their mince. Big fucking clumps you have to mash as you cook.
wops has big boober and is gamer, a true catch for any lucky gentlesir
>>79993259>>79993304What does your girlfriend think to the new packaging of the mince?
Tiny NEET cock
Unused with a woman NEET cock
young slags shagging fat old pakis for a multipack of pickled onion space raiders
How long have you been with your girlfriend?
>>79993245>tried to tried to stop youSpastic.
>>79993427Britpol reject
Just got out the shower and feeling fresh. Oh aye.>>79993289Dunno it's been memoryholed already. Shame really because it made the news cycle fun for a couple of weeks but the powers that be shut it down before it got out of hand. I actually think the orbs were the main story here and the "drones" were simply a misdirection. Ponder the orbs de lid.
>>79993401What a weird way to say that.
>>79993557did you get the ick sweetie
>>79993613U crave the D-ick sweatie
>>79993622no one craves your dick sweetie and well you know it
>>79993635I didn't say mine, I said the. Any, all, whatevs.
>>79993656oh well in that case please collect your internet point you've won biggly today
>>79993453Ten years this year, married for five.
hairy pulsating paki meat being sucked and fucked until eruption for tube of smarties
>>79993669Thanks. Can I spend it at any ice cream van in the country?
one week no bookies me
>>79993758What about audiobookies?
Lonely spamming cretinous lad it so sad
Getting close to the 80M get. Whos it gunna be. Watch it being some foid on /biofem/
Grown man still believes in 4chan special numbers
groomings gangs. the new moral panicwew
Aldi grinding up whole apus to make their shitty new mincemeat
>>79993812oh silly goose anon, thats not what he meant!
Not including your family or people in customer service etc how many people have you spoken to today?
might join a grooming gang
>>79994077Think you need to start out as a dog walker, work your way up to grooming.
Think Ive got covid lads or that new quad bike disease. When I cough theres a spike sensation that radiates through my body into my arms. Like a numb feeling all the way to my finger tips and stings for about 10 mins. What the fuck is that all about?
watching some wrestling work was shit
Funny how incels now suddenly care about the well being of females when it fits their political narrative
only thing I care about is cumming
only thing I care about is britfeel
really bored today sorry guys that's why i didn't make many posts
what would you do if a gang of 6 people in skull masks turned up at your workplace and started recording you through the windows?
Simple can not contain the zany. What a man. What a life.
>>79994346we on public int wenot moving an inch
How many hours a day do you spend laughing at your own posts
Finally reached 100% achievements on Stardew Valley (with mods). Any other comfy game recommendations please.
>>79994414Kula world for ps1
>>799944147 Days to DieValheim
>>799945527 Days to Die is not comfy and is boring jank. Valheim is good though.
>>79994566I find 7 Days to Die quite comfy but needs 20gb of mods to make it playable.I also recommend Sims 3 with ALL expansions if your rig can handle it comfortably.
>>79992040>>79992071>>79992115Today's haul from Oxfam in Romsey, Hampshire
>>79994594How many of your mates have seen your book collection?
>>79994576Recommended 7 days to die mods? From what I remember you spend your entire game cycling miles to and from a vendor pointlessly. There is no fun base building.
>>79994594what % of your collection would you say you've actually read?
>>79994594How much have you spent on those books and do you think it's worth it up to now for the attention?
Have you looked through all the posts in this thread looking for something to greentext and add one of your gimmick images?
Is collecting lots and lots of items common in people with autism? Watching wops before and I bet her collection is worth a small fortune.
How's this for a chatGPT story prompt, lads:A collection of 20-30 grown men. They come to the same thread every day, 17 hours each day (some of them pull all nighters to keep it going overnight). They post the same tired and unfunny gimmicks every single time. They have the same banal arguments every single time. They post the same poorly shopped images every time. The post the same HILARIOUS (sarcasm) webms every single time. Almost none of them have ever had jobs. Some of them decide to post with trips instead of anonymously. The trips are universally derided and mocked. The trips know this and yet still decide to trip. Trips are probably desperate for attention. Everyone tries to shit on everyone else. Crabs in a bucket.
>>79994619Mostly only people in /britfeel/, although I did show a woman on the train from Cardiff a picture of the bookcase on my phone.>>79994775Books overall probably 25%. Language books specifically maybe 15%>>79994836Probably over a grand, and I'm not doing it for attention.>>79994873I made this gimmick reaction post >>79992554
>>79995046>17 hours each dayIt's '16 hours a day', know your lore
>>79995032Would you count collecting (You)s?
>>79995046How the hell does chatGPT know us so well? Id say that fits us down to a tee.
>>79994594Love books me. Got three new ones for Christmas.
*stares out at the stormy sea and ponders*
>>79995206Tried reading TBP and it was terrible. A few interesting ideas, but just genuinely terribly written. It's either a really, really bad translation job, or Chinese culture/worldview/metaphilosophy etc. is just so utterly alien to Westerners on a fundamental level that their writing comes across as stodgy, bloated, meandering, tedious and dull.
>>79994594Phwoar! That's a lovely pickup there de liiiiiid. You got any Irish books?
not a chance we have 20 - 30 posters
2 more days at work then im off for 6, cant wait to mong out and do fuck all for nearly a week
>>79995056Besides britfeel who else do you show or tell when you've got new books for your collection?
>>79995332Cheers de lad. For a moment I thought I only had the one on the left, then just before I hit send I found this other one. Got more for Scottish Gaelic which is the closest language.
>>79995434Only /britfeel/ lad. I was actually thinking earlier when I bought those two, that were it not for /britfeel/, no one else would know about my language book/Oxfam obsession
>>79995259I'm only about 1/4 way in currently. The first bits were a struggle for me. I thought well this is shite. The last couple of nights it has gotten better.
>>79995491What about any fictional languages like Klingon or Ulster Scots?
>>79995553When I was reading a book on the ancient history of China I kept getting confused because all the fucking names sounded the same in my head. Chung Wuah and Chang Woo and Chung Cho and Chode Chang etc. etc.
I've been in this bookshop in Liverpool and met this incredibly based bloke a couple of times.https://youtu.be/wN59MkWfFnc?feature=shared&t=119>I had a collection of 7,000 books which I've collected over the years>>79995568I did see a Scots (mainland) dictionary the other day in Foyles but didn't get it. Never seen any books for Kurdish. Also on the lookout for Belorussian for Tilde.
>>79995609The book and DVD sections in my local charity shops keep getting smaller. SAD!
>average book reader
Does anyone want any toast?
>>79995712Best gag of the show desu.
Cheer up lads x
I swear I have the sleep schedule of a fucking hamster. Just gets to about 7pm and I conk out then I'm awake at 10pm again half the night. Fucking HELL.>>79995745What show is that then big lad?
>>79995825Deanos are often very suicidal. Trapped in a loveless marriage with an ugly slag and a rotten kid.
>>79995745>Best gag of the show desu.Tough audience. Are you the funniest poster in every thread and could be a better comedy writer if you could just be bothered.
>>79995871Replied to the wrong post there zany king.
>>79995887Yeah I did but I wasn't trying to be zany. Just a lot of these lads who preach all this mental health stuff on their socials should spend more time practising it themselves.
got a dead leg because im sat funny
No I wasn't doing a gimmick thing, I really did mean it's the best little gag in Red Dwarfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
>>79995947farted after reading your post
Luv me some Red Dwarf.
>>79996031*farts in your face*How's that for a fart? Huh?
no crossy tonite? no wonder it's slow
>>79996152I miss the poor little feller. He din't mean no harm, no sir.
Watching myth busters
>>79996152This is a normal pace for a normal thread. Retarded drivel spammers like crossy have turned these normal threads into adhd dopamine drips.
>>79996186You ever see the one where they make a long rope bridge out of duct tape? Pretty kino that one.
motion smoothing: ondynamic contrast: highsuper resolution: highcolour enhancement: highhdr upscaling: onnow I'm ready to enjoy kino as intended
outer r9k VERY grim tonight, ladsevery other thread is some barely disguised fetish thread
>>79996240isnt that just a normal night out there?
>>79996240Only come here or gif.
>>79996240>barely disguised fetish threadjust like britfeel?
I'm ok with cute trannys and it is not a fetish
>>79996240Those biofem threads are getting popular
Mad how /b/ is just a shitty zoomer porn board now.
Got that heating on me. It cold.
Cold enough for me not to wank.
>>79996333I like wanking over ones with big willies, not going to lie
>>79996473It currently -4 in the north east
>>79995645>Jane Austenlol what a faggot
>>79992703She's 23 like scottish lass. They are blessed by good genetics.
>>79996152he was up until noon today with no sleep last night. reckon he's conked oot and will awaken during real mong hours. me, a normie with a gf, will be going to sleep in the next 10.
>>79996561>until noon today with no sleep last nightno fresh start for crossy
>>79996572>no fresh start for crossy
I don't see the excitement of crossy gate tbf
In bed right now with my friend whose a trans lassWe're drunk as and i kinda wanna shag her but the last time we were like this she was so bad at kissing and it was like she was trying to pull my dick off she was so uncoordinatedMight just spaff in her hair desu
genuinely miss ruth. I wonder why she doesn't care anymore. maybe she can't handle negative people.
am i recurding?course i'm recurdingit my legal right to be recurding my lidpublic property means public rules doesnt it?call the police if you like mate, i'll wait here yeah?4k recurding all the way, all the wayi've got the camera rolling and the law on my sidenothing you can do mate, public is publicit my fucking legal right it isi can stand right here you can't stop meit's proper lush, this freedom to film isn't it?i'm not breaking no lawscall your supervisor if you likei'm 4k recurding and i'm not moving an inchreport me if you like, we'll see who winspublic rights mate, learn your legal factsit's not trespassingjust filming the sceneryi'm interested in this buildingthis being posted to youtubes whether you like it or notrecuurding all the way!
>>79996625She'll have a life many lads would envy lad.
>>79996655Too bad you'll never be female.
>>79996631genuinely creasing at this gimmick
>>79996631this is one of your best lad
>>79996622Has she done an enema before bed or something? Because if not then shagging her would be... messy
No way I would get hired over an immigrant.
>>79996684Don't want to be female lad
I'm confused, what exactly do auditors 'audit'?
We need a Crosslad update.
>>79996733monging out in his boxroom, i reckon
Grimmest lads.
*heads off to the land of nod*
First night I've felt the cold, lads. I'm gonna have to have an emergency wank to stave off the chills.
Rory Stewart might be the most egregiously retarded person in politics.
Look at how useless and tyrannical women are at being police officers. Sickening footage. https://youtu.be/UA8RtP3ZlPo
watching The Silo. looks like a proper comfy place to live.
>>79996695In my experience that's not really a thing lad
Bet those Barbie police would fucking run from a black man with a machete. Just picked on the easy target. I hope karma comes their way.
Need to get a new floor I've rolled holes in this one lads.
>>79996716Don't take the piss out of their health conditions. They're just showing how corrupt the police are.
>-4c>electric blanket preheating for past 40 minutes so its like a furnace This is going to be peak womf
>>79996858That looks like Shippy ex dee
>>79994738Better 7 Days to Die from the Wabbajack Mod Loader. It's fairly simple innit. Go look it up; it's a long long download but it really overhauls the game and makes it so much less janky and user-friendly.
Does your girlfriend ever complain that you stay up late?
Didn't give my Apu dinner tonight so set him up with a fat roast dinner supper with his favourite youtube videos. Roast dinner with chicken, potatoes and carrots. It's not much but he hit level 30 on QMEE today.
Heated buttplug for me tonight.
Yeah, I'm on that Wednesday wuppagrind. No more Wednesday wiss ups for me. Nah, left all that behind. Keeping it womfy from now on.
>>79997002Gwarn lid get a lickle bag in. Not the same is it, wuppas dont hit like the waggingtons do, do they?
We're into another day and I don't know what day it is most of the time lads.
Grown men buying thomas the tank engine dvds and toys.
>>79997008You're mental you are lad
Garn start on that weason 2 of The Boys tonight. Hopefully it's not as bad as some on /tv/ say it is.
>he refers to films as "pictures"
>>79997055They have been told now
You know, it's kinda funny watching this now because these seasons dropped in 2019/20 during the first Trump era. I'm assuming since season 2 dropped in 2020 it's going to focus on idenity politics, especially race because of the whole BLM thing that kicked off that year.The thing I enjoyed the most about season 1 was its parody of celebrity culture and how pathetic it is.
>>79997155>simping over Starlight>he doesn't know how the actress is now unrecognisable from season 1 due to ridiculous plastic surgeryWhat a shame she did that shit to herself. Looks like every other stupid whore now.
>>79997165Why can't he want her to piss on him when she looked like that?
need to order more dvds before I get withdrawal
>>79997165Corr would be a shame if true. A rare true beauty if I've ever seen one. Men used to go to war for these type of women.
You'll love my spring collection of gimmicks.
>>79997247It is true, lad. It's hilarious.
>>79997257Jesus christ. Fuck this corrupted world.
>>79997285It pissed me off because she was so cute in season 1 and social media brain rot and Hollywood toxicity seems to have done a number on her. Many such cases.
>>79997321Yeah. it's sad to see. Seems like there's a war on natural beauty going on.
>>79996858imagine that count belly bouncing someone like ebin, i reckon he could bounce him a good half mile or so
On that wepsigrind now. Few more gaymes of this Wortnite then garn beddingtons. It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it.
Appointmentshire soon is it not
Corr these insurance companies will be making a killing. It not right.
Prepping that bombay badboy wot woodle now. Oh aye.
Watching that first wepisode of The Boys weason 2 now. Oh aye.
just had my 2nd wank in 2 days and i feel like ive been kicked in the knackers, getting old is fucking shite
Starlight doesn't look JUST'd yet thankfully. Must have happened sometime between season 2 and 3.
fuck it, gonna get in bed early and have a nice sulk
Need to head out soonckin ell
The cold can't get me once I'm in beddingtons. I'm safe here.
don't think i ever had a concept of thirtysomething life. but tech in the 2000s was cool, surely by the 2020s there'd be all this amazing stuff even if you were skint.dropped off entirely, like yeah stuff went wireless and Game Boys got proper full colour.but if we're at that point for consumer electronics, why is anyone struggling? don't care if you're an alcoholic layabout or a drug-addicted abusive dad you STILL exist in Britain and why aren't you comfy, warm, and well-fed with no financial worries, it's just the vices and behaviours you have to get a grip on?make TVs black-and-white again, re-invest the technological deficit into housing and care. everyone in Britain lives equivalent to a post-slum tenement type situation, by default, and if you want more then you can go for it. the iPads are out there.
>>79998548Don't forget the best a middle-class English family can hope for nowadays is to live in one of these bad boys. The alternative is tower blocks which can burn to the ground at anytime, moldy cold flats and dilapidated post-war housing. Country's cooked.
>win the lottery>move to California and buy a womfy mansion>it burns down
McDonalds bros...
at work now but need to shit
Nearly 6am and I'm not even fucking tired. God dayum. Might just go out and get a trekkie brekkie in a couple of hours.
>>79999053Have a few drinks, helps you fall asleep
>>79999085Don't drink in the gaff anymore. Only drinking when I'm out and about now.
i can't be fucked with making coffee so i might have a quick line or two. it's what all the cool kids on /britfeel/ are doing.
>>79999571unironically a good idea if its speed instead of cocaine
>>79999164screenshotting this lol
Pound quickly losing value. It over x
>>79999577wokey sadly. could do with some speed, wouldn't mind if this was impure and more speed + caffeine than coke. rarely do coke and it's been months, but i used to wash the fuck out of speed so i know the texture/taste, this wasn't (predominantly) that. but then again i'm not in the habit of crushing up pro plus tablets either.might have just done a 40mg line of fairly unadulterated cocaine with no tolerance oh well. already grinding my teeth a bit, mouth dry as hell, just want to drink water and write a novel. hopefully this was spur me into tidying up and getting some shopping in.
White girls vs Pakistani menThe ultimate showdown
>>79998847Want to play Planet Coaster 2 but no decent PC or current gen console.
Challenge 360? I'd rather have a 360 Challenge. Too bad I'll never be rich and into the sadistic life game known as capitalism. Those who don't participate are losers because the top 1% convinced all the wagies this is how humans are meant to live and enjoy life.
>>79999999>>80000000Who got these badboys then
>>80000169Absolute shit. Should've been SSM's burning toaster.
>wake up>no enthusiastic blowjob from a non-fat woman Oh wonderful, you know I was hoping today would be terrible again as well
>woke up next to non-fat woman>still no bj>even rubbed her clit for a couple mins>she just gets up and takes her wand to the showerFuck sake
>>79999878Gladherapedher's ready!!!
>>80000169>>80000175that Two-hu is associated with the number 9 for reasons lost to memory fog, so i am fine with this.but the 80 mil GET, with all those 0s?? doesn't even make sense. should have been something to honour the fallen in these fires going on, with a donation link to raise fonds.
I wonder if I'll still be an incel neet loser at one hundred million posts. Maybe I won't be alive. Really makes you think.
>>80000216Or, could have been a pic with exposed booba. That would have been nice.
>>80000198this one is closer to home tbqh.>childhood sexual trauma>don't want willies inside me>don't want my willy inside someone else>blowjobs are good, handjobs are ok>inevitable end is i become a sex toy controller to some womanin fact it's almost like it's offensive i don't want to have full intercourse, and that i would expect blowjobs in return. when i'm the one quite content with just sorting her out and going to sleep. i would KILL for the reverse.men are better for this but the problem there is that they aren't women.
Someone make a new one, can't stand the anxiety of being 400+
>>80000216What fires de lid?
Need an update on Ruthmong's dopamine levels ASAP
>>80000257What about caravans? Do you like being inside them?
>>80000602think that'd be the dream lad. mad how you get all this stuff about 'trailer parks' in the US being scum of the earth. been ages since i was in a caravan, but a mobile home for a single person? can just fuck off wherever whenever you like? sex just can't compare to that kind of independence and freedom.
Living with your mother as an adult is quite literally a nightmareShe expects me to help her with all sorts of nonsense and acts like I'm the world's worst person if I don't helpI need to get the fuck out of here so she has to deal with her own crap
>>80000060shit colour scheme
>>80000060Nice FerrariCan I interest you in a McLaren?
where was lollers to tells us when the get would happen stupid nonce cunt
>>80000657>Living with your mother as an adult is quite literally a nightmareunless you have sex
>>80000625they are difficult to park though i reckon
Need a new fred to get me through the next 16 hours funny bros.
>>80000717Go ahead make your troll thread and then we'll BTFO you again with a new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J6xAHin7lkcor imagine living in a little caravan like this. would just have that second bedroom/seating area as a chair + desk for single eating and laptop. could easily keep that up for 50 years or however long i have left.
too cold to go to work
>>80000722I've never made a thread de lass.
I made this thread so i refuse to make the next one
could do with a new ssm thread corr
>>80000693No it's still a nightmare regardless of that
New thread now, snap to it pretty darn quick.
Lets talk about shagging. Youve done it? You like it?
>>80000789>>80000789>>80000789a spiritual rebuild of the thread
>>80000769nah, not really into upholstery
