i need a big strong gf to protect me from bullies
>>80000249God, you're such a fucking embarassment.
>>80000249no one loves you
>>80000245I am not strong but I can shoot guns, anon.
>>80000313that's cool but everyone can do that. i need to get physically mogged
>>80000319You'll be scared when I shove my gun down your throat
>>80000329i want to be protected not scared
>>80000336Scaring other people is the only way to protect someone tbqh
>>80000245There must be some anime or manga about this out there, right?
>>80000435i've watched many and haven't found one
You need a nigger to fuck you in the ass because you're a weak faggot
>>80000313which guns?
>>80000536i'll get my fembot gf to whoop niggers' asses if they try to come near me
>>80000245You didnt had father figure around. Or a least a good one.
Where were you when my strength was defrauded and undermined by coprophiliacal trannies who wanted to get me institutionalized so Gabriel could take me to a Black Site for violating the contract I signed after that accident at the airport because I thought I was just schizo and it was all a big joke or the charade of a genuine schizophrenic too because they were just unclear enough for me to ACTUALLY FUCKING TAKE THE CONTRACT SERIOUSLY?WHY WOULD YOU CONTRACT SOMEONE AND MAKE IT DEBATABLE WHETHER IT WAS THE PRODUCT OF A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE OR AN ACTUAL MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING TRUST SOMEONE AND VALUE THEIR TECH AND OCCULT EXPERTISE ENOUGH TO CONTRACT THEM BUT GIVE THEM ROOM TO DOUBT IT? YOU CAN JUST FUCKING TELL ME IT'S IMPORTANT AND GIVE ME THE COVER BUT CLARIFY THAT IT'S A COVER AND AN ALIBI INSTEAD OF MAKING ME A LIABILITY BY LEAVING ME ROOM TO DOUBT MY OWN SANITY AND THE VALIDITY OF THE CONTRACT??? I FUCKING HATE YOU ANON I NEEDED YOU I STILL NEED YOU NOW AND THERE'S EVEN LESS TIME LEFT THAN WHEN I NEEDED YOU LESS BADLY OTHER PEOPLE GET TO INHERIT LIKE A BENTLY OR SOME SHIT WHY DID I HAVE TO GET THE FUCKING EASTERN STAR BEEHIVE DROPPED ON MY AUTISTIC ASS I JUST WANTED THE HONEY I WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE HONEY GODDAMNIIIIITTTTTTTTTAND EVEN THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I MISSED * B E I N G * THE HONEYWHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT FROM ME
MAYBE I WOULD HAVE FOUGHT HARDER FOR THIS COUNTRY IF THE ONES RUNNING IT DIDN'T PROVE TO ME LOUD AND FUCKING CLEAR IT'S DOOMEDGIVE ME MY FUCKING POCKET DIMENSION AND MY ISLAND AND BE DONE WITH IT
IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MRS."COLUMBIA" OVER HERE THAT'S FINE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT GUY DOES ANYMORE BUT YOU AND I KNOW THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THAT AND THAT HE WAS A FUNNY COINCIDENCE OF ACCORDANCE AT MOST SO WILL YOU CEASE YOUR INCESSANT IDIOTIC FUCKING FART HUFFING AND LET ME DO MY THING
>>80000249Are you fucking kidding me?! Post 80000000 has been deleted?! Out of all the fucking posts it had to be this one? And by sheer luck I happen to find it??
