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I got married about 2 years ago. My wife and I are both Mormons. My wife was a virgin on our wedding night. I wasn't because I've led a secret life of degeneracy before I met her. I have fucked many many different women. I've been on sex trips overseas and fucked lots of exotic brown chicks in Asia and Latin America. Obviously my wife has no idea I did any of this before we met.

I basically lied to her and said I was a virgin as well. I thought being married to a virgin would be great. For the most part, being married to a virgin is great. The only aspect that is shit is the sex. Well, it is for me anyway, because I've experienced some stuff.

I've tried suggesting stuff to my wife that we could do in the bedroom. Nothing crazy that I actually would like to suggest, but just things to get her used to the idea of doing something adventurous such as anal, cum in mouth or face, stuff like that.

But she's not interested. All she wants to do is very boring, slow missionary sex. She wants sex frequently, but the sex she wants is very boring. If I try fuck her harder and a bit rougher, she complains that it hurts too much. She's afraid to try anything new sexually, and just tells me she likes it slow and wants kisses and cuddles and all that boring shit.

I'm in a catch 22, we are religious and I can't get her to wet her appetite by watching porn because she's against that stuff. Plus, porn is a double edged sword. She might want to try shit if she watched it, but she would also lose that innocence she has. So I just can't show her anything porn related.

I've given up trying to make our sex life more interesting. She's happy with it, I'm clearly not. I've basically resigned myself to the fact that we will have boring sex forever. But it's not good, because I feel very tempted just to pay an escort just to do something fun again.
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>>80000565
>Reddit spacing
>my wife
>sex
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>>80000584
Not OP, but never understood the "reddit spacing" meme. I personally hate reading long ass messy paragraphs with no indentions.
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It's not her fault. It's yours for being such a sinner. You fell to Satan's temptation, and now you're reaping what you've sown. If you hadn't been such a fucking degenerate you would be more satisfied with your wife.
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>>80000565
Man up and just start fucking the shit out of her
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>>80000596 You are probably right. But the fuck am I supposed to do about it now? Forget that I've had better sex from many other women? Because that isn't possible.
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>my wife
>sex
>waaaahh

Kill yourself nigger faggot
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>>80000601 I did. But she ends up crying when I fuck her hard and rough and says it hurts and she's afraid of it. It's so fucking annoying. If she just allowed it to happen and we fuck rough a few times, she'd get used to it and start enjoying it, instead of freaking out like a scared bitch.
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>>80000621
You sound like a shitty husband desu
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>>80000565
Just leave her, she would be better off with an actual mormon and you would be better off with a whore, get it over with soon before 2 years turns into 10 and you can't fuck random girls anymore.
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>>80000565
Why are you acting like it's her fault that you're such a whore?
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>>80000565
>nothing crazy
>anal
You faggot degenerate. Just marry a man.
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>>80000671
Well he's gay, so yeah.
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> be a degenerate
> suffer lifelong consequences for it
What else is new also this is God punishing you and if you give into temptation the next punisent is gonna be even more severe. Like getting aids
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>>80000607
You denounce "fun sex" as SIN it is, understand that you ruined your own life and then stop being a hedonistic degenerate then you live on.
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>>80000565
Bait post but here's real advice for any anon who ever gets the "go slow it hurts" type girl.
She wants it hurt. Fuck her until she's crying. Use her body to pleasure yourself. This is what they all want but are conditioned to be unable to articulate to you.



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