what do you even do with yourself if you look like this? how has he not killed himself yet?
>>80001247he's got that breadtuber phenotype so he gets to bang mid arthoe pussy
I know a man who looks like this, except way older. He took a single mother under his wings 30 years ago, a single mother who abused her son and told him repeatedly that she wanted a daughter. They probably never had sex, but that's just speculation on my end.
>>80001247cope on reddit and make fun of your own kind
That's the worst "facial hair" (can't call it a beard) I think I've ever seen. At least shave that horribleness off. Lose 100 lbs while he's at it.
>>80001304this dude definitely calls men moids
>>80001247Hard for me to feel bad for him when he clearly puts no effort into looking better
>>80001471even at his best, he would look like dante from clerks 2
>>80001479you have no idea what he would look like. im not betting that he's handsome under all that fat but can't judge his bone since its hidden.
>>80001479That's what he would look like if he lost weight to 25 BMI and stopped because that was "good enough", but if he actually tried >>80001489 is right and there could be miracles hidden under all that.
>>80001471A self improved neckbeard who suddenly starts competing in life is the saddest, most detestable kind of person the digital age has produced.
>>80001539describe your experiences with this kind of a person
>>80001247if he lost weight he'd mog me
>>80001247I'd invest in electric shears, do a mullet and do the entire beard down. Experiment with beard or gottee combos and rock the mullet after that but go heavy with the shears everywhere except on top or the back.
>>80001267i would say lolcow phenotype hes like if nova online didnt look like a prepubescent boy
>>80001623yeah, he's already a mini lolcow. i doubt he's self aware enough to fully grasp that
>>80001247His cheeks are a bit pointy and his chin sticks out but he looks pretty normal apart from that. He would have to lose a lot of weight to really know. I think it really is just more enjoyable to be a slob and eat what you want than put in the work just to get a gf. Still going to the gym and seeing the same people improve with you can be really rewarding, it is a bit expensive though.
