>be me>staying on farm with grandparents>at night when I need to pee, I use my piss spot on the grass outside my room for convenience>goes out tonight and pulls my pants down>the pee hitting the grass doesn't sound like usual >sounds kinda like my pee is hitting some fabric>"MRRROOOWWW!!!">grandparent's cat bolts past me and brushes my leg with it's piss wet fur coat, triggering the motion light in the distance
I peed on my catter last year on accident when she jumped between my legs onto the toilet while I was peeing. That is pretty funny though anon. You showed that cat who's boss
