no plates and no washing up for me de lads edition
>>80005205you should consider ending your lonely repetitive pathetic life. you wake up alone and go to bed alone. no one cares if you die. just do it.
I don't mean the Christmas bonus blad, I mean the cold weather payment. If it's below a certain degrees for a week in your postcode you get 25 quid.
>>80005205LUSH AND I MEAN FUCKING LUSH.
That dirty apuette gave me frog warts inside my arse. I didn't even let her peg me. How the fuck does that happen?
>>80005244Subhuman behaviour.
>>80005244no plates for me de liiiiiiiid
>>80005247Early stages of Apubic Lice infection, they encyst in your anus and rectum.
>>80005276Fucking rank, lad. Have to take myself down to the local Apu Witch Doctor tomorrow and he insists on a down payment of a 100 quid wominoes woucher. Robbing green fucks.
and ill be doing alreet there de lats
>>80005247Are you sure she didn't just fill your arsehole with Nerds candy while you were passed out, de lad?
>>80005228Not him but, that's been this week for me. Since Saturday it's we've only had ~10 hours of 1c temp, the rest of the time it's been 0 or lower.
Sex trafficking of illegal Apuettes is a serious violation of the Fren Treaty of 2005.
ive just had haircutjust had haircutguess whative just a haircutive just had me haircutguess what ive just hadive had me haircutguess what ive just had a haircuti need a haircutive just had haircutive had haircutguess whative just had me haircutive had me haircut
>>80005333That's fucking rank spoiler that shit, fren.
>>80005354i have to tell yaI'm gonna tell yai wanna tell yaI'm tellin yai said I'm gonna tell yai wanna tell yaI'm gonna tell ya
>>80005304Give it a few days and you will fin masses of worms crawling out your arse when you wake up. No cure for it.
>>80005354he had to delete tiktok as this made him too famouspeople were coming up to him asking if he had a haircut then asking if he'd shampoo'd it with tuna water.
you got a like on tinder anon
>>80005405Beggars can't be choosers, lad.
>>80005405the average desperate horny man would be all over that too
I reckon the worst thing about fucking an obese lass would be the smell. Thoughts?
Cheese on toast, sausage rolls, and soda for dinner tonight lads
>>80005432soda?whats that mate
>>80005455Soft drinks I mean like cola or lemonade
Whens everyone going to stop harping on about the grooming gangs
>>80005506joining a grooming gang won't get me pussy
>>80005339what are you going to do about it, then?
>>80005506they're fake lies made up by racists.
>>80005506When those yanks came in and screamed about it the other night it was exceedingly uncomfy.
on my early nightstucked up in bed already got me waptop out fucking womfygets me away from me computer chair
>>80005357Sorry, I don't post much and forgot that spoiler option exists.
>>80005541my own two fucking eyes doing lie to me, stupid, dumbass bitch
>>80005546lame britain will fall, and your hands will have the blood of children on them. are you prepared for that?
>>80005535Reported the owner of this Apu to SPACCA. You'll rot in the frenitentiary for hurting those Apuettes and training one of their own kind to traffic those frogs
>>80005525True, cats are better at grooming themselves. Could try and fuck a dog?
>>80005663phwoar that's a nice arse on that spacca goon
Terrible scenes from America.The Apus in LA were simply too fat to waddle away, most were left inside their homes as their owners fled to eke out a few more cents on QMEE before the fires consumed there. There isn't a SPACCA in America and you can't insure frogs over there.
cant keep a harem of hopuettes without a harlem hard on hoes helper running the show
I've been sending my Shinobi Apu to HMV to steal Blu-rays for me. Been very successful so far.
>>80005857Can't believe the Pembrokeshire Pimpin' Pu is descended from these behemoths.>>80005867The price of all the smoke bombs and shuriken quickly outweighs the nicked dvds.
That diazepam proper knocked me on my arse. So much 4 a wee one. Its reallt a 1 off though i dont even care about benzos any more. Past year ive been taking one like every 10 days almost out of habit. Not like in the past when it was all day every day. So am not dependent anymore. Just a stupid habit. I will REALLY miss the codeine but if I fall back on that now I know for a fact ill go in a haze nd another fucking year will just pass by monging out in my room. I know that cus that's happened every year for 10 years. Nd I have notes on my phone form new year 2023 nd last year "wow feels good to quit opiates finally sort my life out" nd then I quit fornabout 2 weeks nd fink OK shouldn't be a problem to just do a wee bit for my nerves/anxiety/mood/pain but it WONT be like last time xxept it's always like last time nd the year fuckint disappears. I can't lie I fucking love it obviously but I cant just keep doing that nd life goes in a blur until am dead. Well I could nd I've even thought maybe I should before but that's stupid. Nah its a new year nd new me. Things are different this time. I got better priorities now.
And she took a small silver wreath and pinned it onto meShe said, this one will bring you loveAnd I don't know if its trueBut I keep it for good luckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuS_v3HVB_8
>>80005886He makes his own smoke bombs out of his arse, lad. Don't you know about the breed?The Chinese Dragonpu can shoot fireworks out his arse but they're banned for importing.
the worse Penguin
>>80005506It's all a distraction. British economy isn't doing well, government had trouble today selling new debt, immigrants continue to arrive, and all the politicians are doing is making a load of hot air in parliament without actually doing anything about anything, including the RAPE gangs. It's just not right at all.
>>80005945Can't be doing with any sort of mint chocolate, me. Makes me feel grim like I've just brushed my fucking teeth.
>>80005228>cold weather paymentFirst I've heard of this, is it part of UC or housing benefits or what?
>>80005907>Things are different this time.you won't quit after 2 weeks this time?
>>80005968Lad brushing your teeth shouldn't make you feel grim
In a Bright Eyes moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9JParZ96wU
>>80005968Hate this shitty reason people always give about mint chocolate.
>>80005979Wont go back on it am feeling sick as fuck from stopping nd it would be amazing to just get back on it rn nd am finking I could get so much more done if I did but I wouldn't I would just sit around getting high all day for another year. Am clued up now. On the devils temptations. If its time 2 suffer for now then that's just how it is.
>>80006042Love mint choccy me but if its mint vs orange club I can't decide its mahbe 51% mint but safer to just get both which is v smart marketing
It really gets to me going to bed on my own when it's cold.
lets fuck it up boysMAKE SOME NOISE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYVWtj4f48
>>80006080Really it all depends on what you are eating before it, but mint is generally a good palate cleanser.
>>80006106WHISTLE POSSE BLOWWWWLETS MAKE SUM NOIZEEhttps://youtu.be/s9typ4cIn60
>>80006091Dark nights don't help either.
date with the lovely black lady next Saturday sorted phwoar x
the apus won't be happy about this.
>>80006183You going to practice a cool handshake before you meet her? I know black people like that kind of thing.Also, get in, great news lad.
>>80006131Getting up is a task lad nothing to get up for.
Love mint choccy chip ice cream. Too cold 4 that though. I got m&ms. Maybe tendies later. Dont care, am sick, its allowed. Have a feeling nxt week will be v productive for me. Just need to get thru this weekend.
>>80006243I would get up and prepare for the coming collapse of Britain.
>>80006287u need an accountabilibuddy, crossy
Anybody want any toast?
Don't reckon wuthie will make an asmr video this year.
>>80006287>Too cold 4 that thoughNah, this is the perfect time for mint chocolate and warm brownies.
>>80006183get in there my friend
>>80006091Am feeling this past week desu nd I dont normally give a shit just since it got cold. Ppl across the world reporting trouble sleeping past month. 5G getting turnt up.
>>80005205lazy fat fuck
>>80006183Get in mate!Luv petite Indian lasses me.
Mint chocolate won't get me pussy.
>>80006399Lassies love choco
We didn't do lockdown drills in school in 2006. No wonder kids have grown up and stayed in most of the time with fear of taking any risks. Zoomers are quite fucked.
>>80006416lockdown drills? isn't that an American thing
>tfw no emily wops gf but with laura's looks
>>80006450They do them in schools now in case of an unauthorised adult on the site.
>>80006223i was going to dress the KFC guy thanks mate >>80006339could be in mate she seems cute and shy and passes quite well for a bloke in a wig. we all human and she deserves love like i do x >>80006370definitely black saaar
Still laff when I hear the black london accent nd mind helper describing jt as London nigga
1 of them London nigga voices.....its so annoying as well
>>80005663Why are they all nude from the waist down?
If your girlfriend doesn't try to milk you her minge and just lies on her back or knees instead, she isn't into you, sorry.
I should just get an inflatable bed and sleep in the living room until it gets warm. It will make me feel better.
Even if I bothered to do the basics in life like going out, I still wouldn't have any interest in working. Some people don't have ambitions or an idea of what sort of work may be good. I don't know why people hate neets like me.
Tried wearing my tesco bags outside in lieu of shoes but girls just laughed at me. Fuck the lot of em x
>>80006545I don't want no fanny juice on my cornflakes fank you very much.
>you're sitting at the pub and this sly chap sporting a billycock slaps your girl's assWhat do?
>>80006591>What do?Tell his mum
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MccdY4CW_CY&t=779sItalian ASMR princesses all the way all the way
We all island in life
>>80006586Mad skags don't know what they're missing lad. I think your bag shoes look very good.
>>80006586You're lucky you didn't slip on those stairs and crack your head. In fact, you must have because only someone with brain damage would think that's a good idea.
>>80006591Jokes on him and you I've never had a gf and never will.
>>80006518>1 of them London nigga voices.....its so annoying as wellYou mean like this?https://files.catbox.moe/6qti6b.mp4
I have never done a 9 day no fap and have anything but good come from it
>>80006586Don't take the piss out of mentally ill men like me.
Grown man. Has a mental breakdown over tescobagshoes.webm. Simply cannot cope with it.
>>80006535they like to feel the breeze against their cocks x
>>80006649What benefits do you think it brings? For me, just do a big coom after. Das it.
>>80006647>https://files.catbox.moe/6qti6b.mp4I'm going to go fucking insane
>>80006681This is only the third time I've ever reached 9 days, the last 2 times I got to 9 days, it was proceeded by a shag won't be happening this time
>>80006647Lol yes eggsactly
Wallace & Gromit coming to Powerwash Simulator. I bet wops wants Simpsons.
>>80006699You might go for longer next time, I bet you've got 11 days in you.
why does that yank anon keep saying he's seen paki child rape with his own eyes?
>>80006764Maybe it's a LARP?
>tfw you will never power wash wop's wussy with your tongue
>>80006787prefer to power wash her arsehole with my cock
>>80006761Quite possibly, it's much easier past 3 days, you don't even think about it. I'm not even doing it intentionally atm, just been busy etc.
>Removed all furniture (including pic related) from the living room>Puleld up carpet and underlay>Fitted new carpet and underlay>Move all furniture back into the living roomVery tiring day today
well done fatty lad
>>80003123My granny had a council house for decades that mum talk 2her about buying few times nd she was like naw naw why would you want this dump its a dump(it was actually nice) then finally when granny was on literal deathbed mum nd my uncle said about it again nd she finally said aye okay then so they was going 2 buy it nd then basically I couldve moved there or my wee sister or my cousin who lives just up the street anyway. Nd then my PSYCHO aunty I mean actually psycho that's jealous of my mum. Overheard this nd she had the key for the place nd she ran over nd handed that into the council and signed it back to them. So that was that. I couldbe been living there now. I was just finking about today cus I had a dream about that place last night. I don't care if the house is a nice house compared 2 other houses but since it's my granny's house I would have wanted to stay there. Lots of memories there. It's like nobody else seems to care about that. Am v sentimental. Nd ppl are like how many bedrooms, does it have a conservatory, does it have this nd that to me it's just my granny's house so I want it. Fucking stupid cow sometimes I forget why I havent spoken 2 her in years then I remember about that. Shes nice to me but my whole family hates her nd I fink but she's nice enough but she's quite evil she just does it in private nd acts fake nice to your face. Anyhow on that basis I fink as far as my mams house I won't tolerate my sisters trying to sell it off or something at least I know them 2 are more understanding than some ppl but I still wouldn't be surprised if they tried some nonsense. Its not the best area or best house or anything but it my mammys house nd I want to stay there forever on that basis. I don't care about houses. Just ppl. So basically I will have to get a job @ some point as an insurance against that I need money so I could buy them out if need be. Sadly everybody don't see things same as me. Ofc my mam will live many years but hypothetically.
Plans for tomorrow>Go through the Blackwall Tunnel for the first time>Visit Greenwich Park
Its not fair. I was my granny's favourite nd am my mams favourite listen am just saying everyone knows it. So every1 conspire against me from jealousy. Know where I fucking stand now.
>>80006903Oh you'll be very near me my lad. Funny to think that >>80006893That's sad, sorry crossy.
>>80006787>>80006794She'd never want you lads. She's on dating apps and looking for a real man.
Just got the new BBQ Ranch Stack from McDonalds. Very nice. The ranch dressing complements the burger patties and BBQ sauce well. The patties are surprisingly juicy and packed full of flavour. The strip bacon is the cherry on top. And for the reasonable price of 6.50 quid or 9.20 quid as a large deal, as I'd personally would get, it's worth going for. Large fries and a delicious cup of Coca-Cola classic. Can't go wrong. I love McDonalds!
>>80006948I'll be on Devonshire road specifically if that means anything to you
>>80006535Was No-Trousers Thursday.
Devonshire Drive actually
>>80006854You didn't do any of that you lazy fat fuck.
Mind I told that whole ordeal 2 **** pure pouring my heart out nd shes like that hmmmmm Well council houses should go to ppl who need them so it's for the best shouldn't be allowed to buy them really nd am like speechless like aye I quite agree with that overall really but I says ITS MY GRANNYS HOUSE THOUGH WAAWAA nd shes like still that's how council housing should work thats the kind of INFP/INTP divide that leads to fights aka left vs right brain
>>80006991yeah near the Deptford bridge DLR. corr we'll be very close de lid x
I bet she wouldn't have them out like that in front of random men in the real world. Very odd how women act when they're online.
>>80007026Shut up and enjoy tits you mong
i fancy five guys
>>80006844It's quite easy for me now, I can do a month easily enough without even thinking of it, but I do get to the stage where I need a wank, then might have a few wanks over a few days, then stop again for a bit.
I says am not happy with some random neds living in my granny's house I meant pakis really but if id said that she would've done that thing where the argument turns the other direction nd suddenly am the 1 in the wrong
Crossy the loveable UwU racist
Much more likely its some ned junkie family but both are grim
>>80007036I don't want to watch asmr to be aroused. It's just cheap and dirty whenever they do that. May as well go to OF. She'll be having a sprog this year so she'll probably get tired of it anyway
Me? Spent nearly all day sleeping. Looks like I'm in for another all nighter. Had a random sore throat as well so skipped din dins.
For 3 months last year all I did was get up and play city building game all day until tired.
Forgot to save a loop I was working on on my Roland MC-307 Groovebox. An hour of work pissed away for nothing. For fuck's sake lads. Livid with myself
>>80007039All 5 at once, or 1 at a time?
>>80007025Didn't even clock that, was planning on getting the Greenwich DLR but that's even closer.
>ywn go backpacking to Thailand with a gf and try a cooking school together
>>80007071Is not particularly about race just dont want any1 in there that dont appreciate what it represents. I felt the same when random white mongs moved in my family home as a wean. Random mongs using my bedroom. It's offensive 2 decency.
>>80007127No need to specify their race then
Sweet little bumble beeI know what you want from meDup-i-dup-i-do la daDup-i-dup-i-do la daSweet little bumble beeMore than just a fantasyDup-i-dup-i-do la daDup-i-dup-i-do la dahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXdobjfpXto
The people making these decisions on cutting jobs (AI/automation) are only thinking about the next 10 years after which they plan to retire and count their money. To them the future is the next guy's problem. We will need UBI or they will be riots on a much bigger scale globally. Perhaps this will be WW3.
Neway 2 answer the original post this mong has a council house in Edinburgh which surely has a long waiting list nd hes a single male with no disabilities that I could discern from reading this quite amusing article. So aye
>>80007094Build anything good?>>80007100That sucks, can you remember bits, or was it a spur of the moment type thing?
>>80007175No I always burn out and stop playing after the usual issues pop up.
killer fog has come back, inb4 drone sightings en masse
>>80007163Yeah they aren't really bothered about the future like that, just how to make business better.We'd be classed as luddites.
>>80007142Just trying 2 make myself laff so I don't start crying about it again. Maybe ill have a house of my own to leave to my sprogs years from now learning from these mistakes.
>>80007200Need my orb bros to go full-scale.
reckon living in a canal boat would be pretty comfy, not at this time of year though
>>80007246I know someone who lives in a canal boat and he said it's awful this time of year
>>80007175I can remember some bits like the bassline and some pads because it was fairly simple but it was mostly a spur of the moment, improvised sort of thing that got tweaked with. It had layers of percussion that I was happy with that I'll definitely never be able to recreate, at least by memory. Ah well fuck it, I'll have another go tomorrow anyway
>>80007244Thays mad
>>80007111howling de liddamn work in 6 hours
We're ultimately in the same boat
>>80007260Getting those bits done again may inspire similar percussion bits, but also might not. >Fuck itGood attitude to have desu, plus you get to play again tomorrow, so that's got to be good.
>>80007261December 2024 was the closest humanity has ever got to disclosure/first contact with aliens and most people don't even realize. We were so close to absolute chaos around December 16/17.
my man Elon knows the score
McWagie managers in their 30s and 40s fucking 18 year olds.
>>80007289Last day for you? Hopefully goes quick.
>>80007316Aliens are absolutely bollocks lad, on par with Flat Earth
question is, would you shag an alien if it was fit enough?
>>80007346Yeah, I was thinking earlier actually if I'd shag a Neanderthal, and came to the conclusion that I would
>>80007333Believe whatever you want de lid. Personally, I don't think aliens will openly reveal themselves until we're 100% ready for it, which we are currently not.
>>80007326Literally nothing wrong with this. Not in the ethical sense or legal sense.
>>80006332Just watched that Hondo (1953). Love a John Wayne film. This is the film where the video of him throwing the kid in the lake originates. John Ford actually stepped in to film the final battle scene.
>>80007358probably the same desu lad, if nothing else then just to say ive done it
wrap around oakleys have been ordered have they nay?
>>80007364Thank god our ancestors did, we all got that Neanderthal DNA in life
>>80007359Why is it them coming to us, why aren't we going to them?
>>80007360Sex for zero hours shifts is exploitative.
just how far back would you shag?
Corr, just imagine having a half-Neanderthal sproggington
People are controlled by the news cycle. It's all a show. There's a reason everything feels "scripted".
What lies in the shadow of the Pyramid
>>80007400Because the furthest human tech can go is our own solar system. We're basically stuck here.
>>80007481Doubt anything in the universe is more advanced than humans. The odds of us evolving is so small that I don't think a single other occurrence will ever happen again. They are still bound by the speed of light too. Would take them a long time to come to us
Maybe in the end everything really is just "fake and gay". Who knows. Garn grind some Wortnite me. Cheers x
>>80007578>Doubt anything in the universe is more advanced than humansIf that's the case then we live in something similar to the Dune universe. Highly unlikely though.
/deepfeel/: HHL has been the alien all along
Listening to music in bed thinkin' about John Wayne in a non gay way.I am listening to songs from Wicked though so that's a bit gay.
>>80007774ultimately about 25% gay then?
>>80007780Probably 50 percent I reckon. John Wayne cancels out the gay from Wicked.Thinkin' bout who'd win in a fight, John Wayne, Randolph Scott or Richard Boone.
>>80007791not bad desu, ive had gayer nights watching full metal jacket
>>80007813Might watch that tomorrow. Due for a watch of that and Platoon. Vietnam movies are based.
>>80007694We all aliens in life x
Got tendies in thr oven Doctor 2day briefly mentioned working like about getting out the house u ever think of working again am like aye aye of course lol just not now she's like that aye in your own time I don't mean to pressure u am finking but you kind of are just by mentioning it U know I remember when they neber mentioned that,nd then a few years ago suddenly every 2nd doctor found some way to shoehorn that in. Feels like they've been told to do it.I dont really mind per se it's just silly obviously if I wanted to work I'd just do that wouldn't I why would I need some1 to suggest it
>>80007890Would you fuck an alien if it landed and wanted to breed with you?
>>80007897Bastard bitches always trying to get us to work. Some of us aren't able simple as.You love your midnight tendies lad, enjoy.
Imagine a female alien picking Chad still when it discovers human life.
>>80007898Probably yeah.>>80007897Based crossy. Me? Just finished off that choccy advent calendar that I forgot I had on top of the fridge.
>>80007360Yeah what's the big deal? These young slags choose to have sex for more shifts. They don't have to work. They don't have to suck mccock. See sex is transactional to the female young or old.
>>80007912ThxIts not even realistic when full on normies struggle 2 get jobs how do they reckon terminally unemployed autist can just do firm handshake nd started grinding I guess when ur the type of person that has the type of family background nd personality that leads 2 getting a medical degree u could forget that some of us are jusr fucked
Just breezing thru life LalalaIt is what it is
all i want is the moon upon a sticksad face
You should get a job at McDonald's dossers.
Kinda wempted to be spontaneous and order in some late night scran but probably just garn stick something in the microwave.
>>80008075*farts in your face*How's that for a job?
>>80008096On a diet me and I'm hungry constantly. Craving crisps like a madman.
>>80008075It's McOver
>>80008119bet that smells pretty good though
Have you lads heard the Shippy rumours?
>>80008324they arent true, ken livingstone will be making a full public apology to shippy this weekend
>>80008324>Have you lads heard the Shippy rumours?go on love...
Obsessed with this choonington. Dreamcore vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DnGBRPCnv0
Wanked myself raw to [PPPE-183] (with subs) lads. >tfw no sister like that
Finally found out a way to save pics of Passes in high quality. Oh aye.
Shall do the thingington now then garn beddintonbergs.
>>80005405even through the fog of war, the outline of a tank is unmistakable
Good to see most people agree with me on how disturbing and demonic this trend is.>>>/pol/493849170
We're all going into the dreamcore timeline and I'm taking you all with me whether you like or not.
difficult to find a gf when youre a tiny mong in a spacker home
Gotten up againPhwaorPhwoar, even, possibly
Don't need a gf when I have my ASMR goddesses. Cheers x
Trump sentencing today
Might go for a trekkie brekkie in the morning. Haven't done spoons for a while.
Wonder what the restaurant scene is like in Sunderland
>>80007021she's not really wrong though is she
Anybody living in a council house should be culled, no exceptions. Too many mongs and pissheads holding this country back.
Mucus build-up over night has been colossal
Waiting for this spaghetti wolognese meal to finish cooking in the microwave then garn watch another wepisode of The Boys. Oh aye x
Fell asleep on the sofa post tendies ~_~Going bed properly now. >>80007457Look lik3 a wormhole
Got me weekend all planned out haven't I.Friday: Dodge into town for a trekkie brekkie and pick up a few things, wooty training and a post-wooty webab when I get homes.Saturday: Wooty on the tele and have a few cans, takeaway on the night classic HHL style. Will probably get wissed.Sunday: Garn out for a meal and maybe a trip to the cinema to see Nosferatu but that's still not scripted in yet.Life's better when you're not doing your wollocks in. No more wrug induced psychosis for me if that's alright with you de lids.
>>80009830I seen it the other day in during a hallucination. It simulation x
The spaghetti wolognese has been necked. 5/10 probably won't ever buy again. Garn beddingtons now.
The Boys in beddingtons. It lovely x
Choreburgh o' clockington almostPhwaor
Imagine actually paying for this lmao. These fools are cooked.https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1877237913139675336
Went to bed last night at 8. Feel like a right old man. Bloody ell.
>>80010296I've been up since like 10pm after sleeping through most of the day yesterday. Gonna try and put it right today even if it means staying awake all day.
>simulation>main protagonist ist a loser pisshead with erectile dysfunction
>>80010348Get some sleep lad. I remember when I used to sleep all day and be awake all night. Not seeing sunlight affects your mental elf and all that.
>>80010433Nah if I go to sleep now I'll be in bed all day again. Best to power through. Don't even feel tired desu.
>>80009672uppity middle class mongs are the real problemthis country was doing just fine for hundreds of years when upper class men still ran everything
>>80010446You still on the wokey lad? That will keep you awake for hours on end lol.
I wish a reasonably attractive woman would post me a note like this. I wouldn't call the police.
>>80010389yeah why wouldn't it be. No one actually wants to watch some boring truman doing normalfag things. You would of course make your main protagonist the most interesting character
>>80010467Hell no. Off that shit for good.
>I deliberately made a woke DEI tranny the LA fire department's chief and now hollywood is on fire and all the fire hydrants have run dry. How could this be happening to me?
>>80010538they're next to the sea. Why can't they just have the entire population of LA take a bucket of water from the beach and dump it on the fires?
>>80010518>Off that shit for goodlol
Women would never want to do actual jobs so why should I? I'm not taking shitty physically demanding and boring jobs just for being male.
>>80010446I rly am tired byt might do the same today nd sleep tonight early. Cus i been trying to sleep since 5am ain't happening. Sick of this shite
244 posts and i haven't read a single one so get in there
>>80010470Ye I done this move w/ a lassie that worked in a shop when i was a teenager nd she texted me a while later. Just didn't have any confidence 2 take it anywhere from there. Thst was like 2009 though when lassies were still relatively normal, compared to today a different species.
All the mongs are gathered here
>>80010652In Ukraine they even let all the young women flee to europe while banning men from leaving the country. Imagine dying in some shit trench knowing all your female classmates are in Paris and Milan having the time of their lives just because they're women. Fucking grim.
>>80009903>Will probably get wissed.This is why there's no sympathy for you because you plan to do it in advance>>80010243It closedhttps://www.mdkproject.com/optin34205935>How much does the Project cost?>A. The Project is 18,000. >But the cost of NOT experiencing the Project and not becoming the leader, husband, and father you're meant to be is much more expensive in the long run.This is SSM level economics
>>80010470Is this like calling the police over a youtube comment from a subscriber?
Lovely 6am turkey and trifle for SSMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQT_JH75n4M
Cannot be arsed w/much right now
>>80011027Story of your life, mong
>>80011002It not right what TMAU do to him
>>80011084Well he can't eat the turkey when it's been on the floor can he? He's got no choice but to eat that trifle using 2 kitkats to scoop it up. He needs some breakfast so he's got the energy to apply for jobs today.
at work atm, seriously cba, considering quitting
>>80011166yeah but you won't though will you
De iced mum and brothers car today. In my shorts , t shirt and dressing gown. Some boomer old woman looked at me like I had 10 heads. Is it the older you get the more colder you feel? My mums the same.
>>80011213probably not no but i think about it a lot
Ruthmong needs to post more again, miss him desu
Why have 2 of crossys sayings been filtered through the R9K system when you could say them before? Check my dubs incel and if my son says its zinc its zinc. Try it. I bet a jaded janny had added them into the filter so you cant say them on their own. World gone mad!
>>80011234He's busy writing letters
>>80011234Have you ever though about becoming interesting yourself?
>>80011302I'm a pretty normal guy, nothing interesting about me
>>80011241wow lad that's crazy must be a big demoncord conspiracy against him
>>80011349So is the lad behind the Ruthmong gimmick
>>80011254Letters to whom?
Quick Zoom call at 9.30 then I'm heading upstairs to my wife's office to eat her out under the desk while she works
>>80011362I wouldnt call BN "normal" desu
>>80011364Hate zoom, me. Prefer google meets
>>80011371Why does your life revolve around online personalities
>>80011381What does your life revolve around, lad?
>>80011387My family and friends. Why doesn't yours?
>>80011404I have a wife and a sprog. Why don't you?
>>80011408I have a wife and a gf they both have two of my sprogs each lad.
My life is better than yours because I have more sprogs.
Many messages in your group chat with your mates this morning?
>So I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad>That I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad>No, I am no longer funny, 'cause I miss the way you laugh>You once called me forever, now you still can't call me back>And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks>And I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed>And it's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim>I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas>And I'll dream each night of some version of you>That I might not have, but I did not lose>Now you're tire tracks and one pair of shoes>And I'm split in half, but that'll have to do
might have an early lunch today desu why not it friday x
might wank to bbc porn today desu why not it friday x
>>80011547Bad for your brain health desu
>>80011506Didn't like this song when I first heard it, but it's definitely grown on me. Felt too contemporary when it came out, even including a direct reference to being unable to travel due to covid stuff, but that's aged out and now it seems a bit more timeless in its message.
Bottle of my car's screenwash froze solid, fucking unbelievable. That shit was supposed to be rated down to - 5!
Dont want a gmail adress, sounds too much like shemale
>>80011700Still using my hotmail address that I have from 15 plus years ago. Still works so why would I change it.
>Have I told you about my grandson, he spends all day online trying to impress or annoy other men.
>>80011728Hotmail's layout is horrible though
Clydebank shopping centre was liminal af back in the day
Really want a big pig out at McDonalds. Dont get paid until a few days fuckin ell am I craving it. I have started dieting a little bit. But I dont think im in the right mindset for it at the moment. Next year eh lads?
Creepy aah clock that played weird music every hour iirc also the queen visited here early 2000s what's that about?
>>80011241>filtered through the R9K systemWym??
Kek. Just got a scam call from HMRC about tax avoidance from a robotic answer machine. Saying the police are on their way to my house if I dont respond. Funny because Ive never paid taxes in my fuckin life! Do boomers really fall for this shit? I was laughing when I was listening to it.
Why do I remember the weird tune from that clock like 20 year later, seriously weird vibes in there
>Have I told you about my grandson. He still lives with his mum, doesn't want to work, he's always on his phone or a computer thingy playing games. He's nothing like his granddad or dad. It's a shame about men these days isn't it.
>>80011757If my son says its zinc. Its zinc.
>>80011783Huh. I tried typing it out earlier and it didnt come through. Check my dubs gets blocked though.
Someone needs to kill Musk lads
Braehead was always liminal but u just got used to it nd it seemed normal. I remember when it first opened, had millennium apocalypse vibes.
>>80011779As if I give a shite what some old decrepit boomer thinks of me.
We need more people like Musk lads
Kek. That assassins creed black game got delayed again. Kek. Gamers win once again.
We need more people like HHL lads
>>80011819Sick to fucking death of hearing about that dribbling spastic. I wish he would shut his mouth for the sake of diversity.
>>80011826Let me guess, wog MC?
>>80011841Yes. Been delayed twice now. Was supposed to come out in November and February. My normie brother is fumin.
Bought a game on eBay 4 days ago and now the lazy good for nothing seller has just posted it! Leaving neutral feedback when it comes. Just lazy.
any worthy criticisms of this would be welcomed
>>80011597I disagree. It makes me very happy. My boiveries quiver, my goonclit starts to drip and my boipussy gets all twitchy and eager for a stuffing.
>>80011861Not reading any of that. Unreadable font and almost guaranteed zero interesting content.
>>80007174Sounds like a based lad. Wonder if he posts here.https://www.tiktok.com/@qerdisvou
>>80011886you're right tbf
>>80011861Font is shite. Change it. Also writing a poem about a Brit pol personality is cringe.
>>80011861It's not wrong but it's also not interesting or informative. It's a truism. Natural law is by definition that which we are impossible to resist. Okay?... So what? Men can't change a lot about the world. I can't flap my hands and achieve flight any more than I can try and change the value of a fundamental physical constant by really, really wishing I could.He's not making any points. Typical Josh just blathering on trying to sound deep.
