A life worth commemorating editionPrevious: >>79986039
>>80008867I love gay people <3 uwu
>>80008704Does he know you're gay? Is he gay or bi?>>80008870Why?
>>80008877No. And for the second question I'm not sure but I'm in love with him and am crushing very hard
words echo echoesakin muzzle flash, cogni-cr-ash, st-st-staggering still
based not two hours late edition!>opis this a jimmy carter memorial thread or is there some other death i'm supposed to know about or is this the goal for life everyday?
cock in me plzzzzz
>go out with friends>see the girl I am texting>she is really rude to me (ignores me and makes jokes that are targeted at me)>my friends find it funny>genuinly get sad and all my social battery gets drained>friends want to go to another bar so we go>say good bye to her>she becomes really nice, hugs me for a long time and caresses my face, strokes my hair and wants that I stayWhy cant I just fall in love with a guy and we just go out drink beer and watch football. Please be nice to the twinks because girls are literally demons.
>>80009933>>she becomes really nice, hugs me for a long time and caresses my face, strokes my hair and wants that I staygood job you've become an active participant in shitty behavior and manipulation, therein reinforcing that kind of shitty behaviorhooray to you cocksucker
>>80009976Meow would be proud of him
>>80010009meow should- not hear what negativities I have in mind for him because he thrives off any and all attention
>>80009976he didn't say that he stayded.>>80009933same kinda stuff bi-demon boy was doing to me in middle school, except we were trapped together in middle school classes so i couldn't choose to not be in the same room with him, but the being a jerk and treating like subhuman only to turn lovey dovey if i tried to disengage was exactly it, suxs man i hope you can stick to your guns and get away from her.
>>80010020>he didn't say that he stayded.he's let her dictate his feelings into first being disrespected, then allowed her to hug and caress his facedeserves zero respect nor sympathy because he basically said "your manipulation works perfect keep doing it babe"
>>80010025in the moment it's hard to pull away it's what he did after that counts.
>>80010038I don't fucking care if "it's hard" you retarded fucking mongoose, if your "struggles" make the world a more difficult place for everyone else because you can't take action you should go kill yourself
Need bussy.... need my cock in boypussy..
>>80009976>>80010020Yeah I didnt stay because I was really depressed. I asked her if everything was alright or if she had a bad day but she said no and she was actually happy that she saw me. Her response made me even more sad because if she is happy to see me why behave like this?I thought about mentioning it to her but I guess then my chances for love would be over so I will not.
>>80010152>if she is happy to see me why behave like this?she's being MEAN first so that she can be NICE later and trap you into this micro cycle of abuse thing that's intended to create an ongoing dependancyjust cut any and all contact with her and deny her attention and care
All that sound very mentally taxing. Glad I have no friends and don't have to deal with any of that.
>>80010161But I really want her to stay / to like me. She is waaay out of my league. She is so freaking cute when she looks up to me when we hug.But I can see your point and I am a little bit afraid that maybe you are right. I will go a date with her tomorrow and maybe I will try to mention it to her
>>80010209enjoy being a doormat in that case, at most you're going to suffer even worse consequences of your own inaction, at least you're going to get dragged into a toxic cycle of abuse that you clearly lack the ability to handle
>>80010226If stuff gets too uncomfy I will distance myself automatically. What if she is just insecure and tries to hide it with this behavior?
>>80010258Intent doesn't matter. Distancing yourself post partum also will not matter because you will already have enabled the behavior. She'll just move onto preying on the next person, not having learned any meaningful lessons nor experience consequences.People like these need to be brought down to their knees and made to be understood that "someone someday will make you regret even trying to do any of this."
i found a way to get nudes from (You) anon >:)
>>80011057touch grass nigga
>>80006310Wow I see how it is "brad". I won't forget this.>>80006381I am just skinny.>>80006451You called?
>>80010209>>80010274>"someone someday will make you regret even trying to do any of this.""I told myself it's best that I forget youThough I'm a fool at least I know the scoreYet darlin' I'd be twice as blue without youIt hurts but I come runnin' back for more'Cause everybody's somebody's foolEverybody's somebody's playthingAnd there are no exceptions to the ruleYes, everybody's somebody's foolSomeday you'll find someone you really care forAnd if (his) love should prove to be untrueYou'll know how much this heart of mine is breakingYou'll cry for (him) the way I've cried for you"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECOthzFvUXY&t=0but seriously this does not seem like a good foundation for a relationship but i don't think we can stop you.
>>80011295>but seriously this does not seem like a good foundation for a relationshipIt's not the foundation for a relationship. It's about Making worms squirm every time they try to act manipulative, give them permanent brain damage and make sure they remember that haunting memory every next time they feel like they can manipulate someone.
Also not really interested in the emotional masturbation of a song. Keep the sentimentality to your diary or mom please.
Just ~testing~ something
>>80011307i know you're a war advocate nonny, not all of us have the stomach for it. straightnon isn't going to listen to either of us anyway.>>80011325no, if i feel like posting lyrics i will this one describes your revenge fantasies well:"Who's sad and blueWho's crying tooJust like I cried over youRight to the endJust like a friendI tried to warn you somehowYou had your wayNow you must payI'm glad that you're sorry now"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XKe-w6MSD4&t=29
>>80011331what are you testing nonny?
>>80011375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37kjXWxGQGUGiving you back something that's unrelated but emotional wouldn't be fair to the conversation, so have this.
>>80011414that's rad! i added it to my halloween playlist
Had final appointment in occupational therapy for now since I've been doing so well yay
to the guy asking, the main character was the hottest, and then it is jun-ho the policeman.
>>80009086I wouldn't advise telling him how you feel but you do you>>80009377It was still late, I tried to make it before the thread archived but didn't make it in time>this the goal for life everydayThis. Just in general. if you really want to know I was struggling to think of something and heard that line in a cutscene of a game that was playing while I was making the thread >>80011903I'm proud of you
>>80012011Ya I gotta do za exercizes todaeye but i'm waiting a while so I can go to sauna right after to relax my muscules
>>80010043Agree with this but you're a brown bisexual muslim so fuck off>>80010209We love when bishits talk about women in this thread, not like you have a whole board to vent about your shituation, you have to come to a thread specifically made by and for gay losers.
>>80012043my girlfriend just turned 18 last week :)
>>80012022I want to start gym again today but I also only fell asleep at 5, so I'm super tired. I beat ys tho yaySauna sounds like hell, I never been to one but enjoy that ig
Easiest way to get rich has always been teaching others how to get rich
>>80012098is that not just called scamming?
>>80012102Scamming is a broader term tho but yeah
I deserve a boyfriend who gives me attention and love 24/7 and in return I will be his live in maid.
>tfw no kind knight bf
I'm already getting paid by my family for making lemonade and stuff, might as well be a full on stay at home maid bf ^_^
>tfw no retarded bf to feed silica treats
>>80011206Why are bottom brained bitches like this?
>>80012595it is not harmful for you anon
>>80010945This is how a cute thread looks like for anyone wondering
>>80012043calm down nonny please or else xhe will tell you that thim is in fact as zesty and gay as any homo anon and a "part of the community" and how "brave" and "valid" and "un-erased" it feels being "proud" and dating his prefered gender yet never even considering anything with men (unless it's a fem"boy" poona)
>>80012752Like what besides that's normal
I went on a snowy walk, which wasn't even long, and now my back hurts. My age is showing.
Finnish long back short genes wading in snow genes remain supreme as always
It's hard to describe when you just vibe with someone. The jokes they make feel perfectly designed to make (you) laugh, you find their behavioral quirks adorable and whatever they do it makes you smile and brightens up your day. Beautiful harmony. And you still wonder if they get anything out of it, if they enjoy your company as much even dough they show it with their actions because you don't think you're interesting and can't imagine they enjoy talking to you nearly as much as you do to them
Whew tekee eetvarttia sauna is the BEST yay it's nice to go by myself too once in a while
>>80012457Gays are mentally ill I hate this community
>>80013137How much snow can helsinki possibly have when you only reach -1c and the snow keeps melting?
>>80011957>It just feels kinda weird adding people without talking to them firstThis is why most anons here don't make friendships that last
>>80013460Imagine being such a chad that bottoms just walk up and casually offer you sex like that meanwhile no matter how much effort I put in to talk to one they just ghost me and never speak to me that whore needs to die
>>80013465As long as it's below zero the snow doesn't melt, there hasn't been that much now thoughever. Atm it's raining tiny ice crystals.
>>80013519Skill issue be less horrible dumbass
>>80013639Troon issue stop seething dumbass
>tfw no bf to dance in the moonlight with
>>80013661You're the one seething thoughbeit
>>80013694You're the one copeing thoughbeit
>>80013715Coping about what? You pulling 0 bitches?
>>80013725Coping about what? You being non white?
Chadbots post rhymed so he wins
>>80013830None of my posts rhymed though?
Brown/black top + white bottom = beautiful
>>80013982Wtf is that chin and face that nigga weird mang on god
I shoulda bought a semi auto when I could.
I had a most glorious dream but it revealed things about me
>>80014100>but it revealed things about meThat you were built for BBC? or that you only want sex with chad?
I've seen normie gay memes about having a realization they were gay by looking at the models on underwear packages. Was that true for you guys?
Siberian cuckhold still fapping to bbc
We have another russian subhuman poster here into bbc besides meow?
>>80014377he is a jew or perhaps a disillusioned black incel. nobody else is this retarded and dedicated in shilling their meme.
it is preferable than the tranny spammer dear fucking lord that guy was 100x worse
Chadbot can samefag all he wants but we all know he is the one fapping his tiny white boyclitty to femboy bbc porn
>>80014491Are you talking about my nigga Reiko from years back? Because I don't remember any tranny spammers in this thread or the board
yeah dude you got nothing on hue or the trannyfucker he made this thread impossible to post in
>>80014507must not have been from many years back if you do not remember that man it was funny the first thread then the consequences were laid bare to us when he went on forever until he got bored. it began when one anon insulted his taste for trans and he got asshurt so badly he began spamming. huebert takes the cake for tormenting everyone day and night.
>>80014496I don't even like BBC and for your information I went through my porn folder and deleted all my porn of femboys that had taken BBC they weren't even taking BBC in the porn but just the fact that they had black dildos or had done BLACKED stuff in the past was enough for me to stop watching them and delete their content because coalburning mudsharks are utterly repulsive
>>80014541Is that why you keep obsessively mentioning it in this thread? Lying helps no one
>>80014535What year was that? In r9gay?
>>80014554Is that why you and other posters keep projecting your sick fetishes onto me and others while you post BBC porn and talk about lusting over niggers then pretend it never happened in your next post?
>>80014541Are you the chad spammer? Get fucked, oh wait you can't because you aren't 5'4" and Chad will never look at you.
>>80014559must have been between 1700 and 1100 century /r9g/
>>80014584I don't want to have sex with chad or be 5'4 that's disgusting wtf is wrong with you
>>80014599That's all you ever cry about.
Project tower is so cool! Starting the 2025 with a bang
>>80014361I looked at big male titties on the magazines in the swimsuit catalogues and licked their nipples when I was a kid.
>>80014609No I complain about not being chad and all the bottoms rejecting me for not being chad and all the bottoms being chad only whores
>>80014634Maybe stop looking for this elusive chadwhore? If it is true what you say, then the most toxic creature out there filtered itself out for you.
>>80014694>then the most toxic creature out there filtered itself out for you.Could you say this again but in english please I'm a white man
>>80014782We're done here
>>80014361No I saw lewd gay posts on this board and it made me think hey I like this way too much to be straight which made me realise that I was not straight. Although I had already suspected it since I felt attracted to men before, but 4chan in general was the final nail in the coffin.
>>80013377These arbitrary mental concepts are nothing more than idealizations of your own impulsory feelings, they don't bear the kind of "meaning" you think they do.
anyone in dfw wanna hang outi dont really have any friends
>>80012720>tfw no resourceful provider bf to scam mcdonalds out of nuggies for us.>>80015311>dfwDallas Fort Worth International Airport?
>>80015311West federal district of Mexico City?
>>80014800I'm dunn heir
>>80015403Dunnheir? I hardly know her!
>>80015194Are you saying everything is meaningless?
>>80015622No I'm saying that a 14 years old with 15 minutes to spare would deconstruct your arbitrary headspace terminology like "when you're vibing with someone because harmony, this and that" because they're arbitrary definitions with inconsistent self contradictory definitons based on not-a-whole-lot more than "I felt nice so I'm writing some shit up."
>>80015646Everything is arbitrary and context matters. What's self contradictory about it?>arbitrary definitions with inconsistent self contradictory definitons Clumsy writing. Maybe you should cut down on your testosterone supplements and invest in your creative writing skills.
>>80015726Don't overindulge your feelings and blind yourself to the reality of interactions. Don't construct narratives of "deep meanings" just because something felt nice in the moment. Soon as the feelings fade you'll start seeing things different and then go about asking yourself "wow I can't remember my feelings what's wrong with me."
>>80013460*twinks are mentally illthey know they probably can get it just by asking so they never developed beyond the initial horny i want to fug/be fugged by anyone and everyone phase of sexual maturity they can only be saved by being indoctrinated into trve love romantic ideals/sex is special mindset before they reach puberty after that it's too late for them unless they get fat and have to reevaluate their life choices.
>>80014361i always liked looking at the models of the underwear packaging but i didn't know that made me gay at the time.
I accepted being gay after finding a cock thread on gif and being hornier than ever
tfw no bf to bite his neck
>>80015744What's the reality of interactions then? Everything fades, even you>Soon as the feelings fade you'll start seeing things differentExcept that's how I felt for years, ever since we met. If anything it only got stronger. Try forming genuine connections with someone who understands you without you saying a word.
I never remember how I feel and don't really understand it even in The moment so my memories seem like they happened to someone else yay
>>80016165>What's the reality of interactions then?How they feel in hindsight once you're not drowning in dopamine. Go write a blogspot to vent those frustrations tho, not really interested in the petty insults.
>>80016198Like I said it lasted years already I don't think it's muh dopamine
>>80016291>I'm still in contact with said person so the feelings keep getting nourishedor>I haven't managed to make a single connection ever since/am lonely atm so my mind is romanticizing memories of a comfortable past to fill the void?
>>80015353neither, i live in dfw
Irl my charisma stats get cut in half
Mom keeps saying how pale I am as if it's a bad thing lol
I'm eating a twinkie but honestly I'd rather be eating a twink instead rn
>>80016703that wouldn't be a problem for me, half of zero is still zero.
While I do like modern looking 3d games and can appreciate the visuals, in some of them, all you need to be happy is good ol' 2d retro fun
>>80016790That's a shame. I have the opposite problem. Honestly I'd be too overpowered otherwise.
>>80016703Well your charisma stat is pretty bad online too ngl.
>>80016811online: posts that i put a lot of effort in get ignored but if i say something out of pocket i get a lot of (You)'s and then have no follow up/my attempts to continue the discussion are ignored. conclusion: the problem is my brain, i'd be more popular if i had a lobotomy.real life: mostly just people talking around me and never giving enough space in the conversation for me to think of and say something usually when they actually try to get me to say something it's on topics i care nothing about or haven't heard of.
>>80016922So says you. Too bad I care more about interactions I put at least some effort into which usually results in a good time for me and the other party yay
I need a clingy obsessive bf to fall intensely in love with soon after meeting each other
>>80016934But what types of interactions do you want? Do you want to get a lot of (you)s? Then get good at baiting. Do you want more intimate type (like a 1on1 conversation with anon)? Then get better at your communication skills. Do you want answers to a question you have? Find a good place to ask it and in a way that catches attention >mostly just people talking around me and never giving enough space in the conversation People usually talk about themselves. Be it normalfags or robobots. It's rare you find a good listener or someone interested in what you have to say. It's even rarer to find someone with interesting things to say lol>when they actually try to get me to say something it's on topics i care nothing about or haven't heard ofYour luck stats are very low. But that feels real, yeah life do be like that Irl I just say quick one liners relating to what others are saying (if I have to socialize that is and I DONT WANT THAT) so I don't draw too much attention (ironically) by being weirdly silent but also so I don't talk for hours like most of them do. Blending into the background when you have to is a skill.
https://youtu.be/pmhkVlQSfkE?si=-27G2wyEIL1wR_LyAre there more cute boy singers / songs like this?>try to find more cute boy songs>read about a few male utaite that supposedly fit the bill>it's just fujos with male avatars>read about drama of fujos catfishing other fujoslol
Frozen fried chicken for dinner, it's alright but expensive for frozen food. Still much cheaper than getting KFC though. Maybe I should start a frozen food review yt channel or something...
>tfw no frozen food bf to cook warm nice meals for
>>80017693It's not that I can't cook its just I'm too lazy most of the days. At least I'm not going out (and that's only because it's snowing and I don't want to risk driving)
>>80011242>touch grass niggabest i can do is wear some on my head
>tfwywn find your literal dream bf in the real world
>>80017707>It's not that I can't cook its justSure... Let me slave away in he kitchen this time, yet again
>>80018108I can cook basic dishes just fine, it's the clean up process I always struggle to find the motivation to do. I have no idea how I'd handle something complex since I don't multitask well.
I've been cooking a lot past couple days.How have you boys been? Investing FloydAI I hope.
I'll always be bfless because while I think I can cook and used to do it a lot on occasion I hate it now because I'm not a chad/femboy cooking mama housewife bottom maid.
>>80018946need drunk useless neet british bf
>go to an anime convention>get cute keychain of a fagslop webcomic that I like (it's the only thing I buy while there)>the girl selling it to me says that she didn't think anyone would want it as she hands it over>get home >look on her Instagram (since she had her handle printed on the business card she gave me with the pin)>she posts a picture of her anime convention stand on her story>she has the fagslop webcomic keychain covered with an emojiWhy did she do this? Does it have anything to do with me
>>80019395the emoji was to signify it had been sold
>>80019395what webcomic? I'm always looking for ways to kill some time.
I got a lil tipsy and ate some tuna while watching season 4 of the sopranos in the living room while everyone was away. Fuck my stupid faggot jewfro twink life. Also I 3d printed something. https://youtu.be/RVCAeGCgXDg?si=42P032szELCzWZvs
>>80019395yeah, what the other anon said. she covered it to prevent people seeing it in the photo and wanting to buy it and being disappointed
bought my winter bedding, it's coming monday hope i can get my room clean by then. maroon duvet cover, grey sheets, pink pillow case.
pepper sprayed my roomquarter of a second at most, left coughinggot yelled atit was funny because my mom is dating a bully and she enables himi went up and held my breath and solved the problem I created though, yay me, I'm so coolit has a surprisingly wide radius and I'll think twice before using it in public
>>80021001pepper spray (or any other body of gas for that matter) doesn't need you to actively inhale it, additionally it rubs into your eyes and irritates your skin too
>>80021001bitch you crazy
>>80021013thank you for the insight but I for one can say that I have physically experienced the most mild possible exposure to it and I wouldn't wish it on anyoneAnd inhalation is the worst because of the coughingIt burns the nose too but I don't mind that as much
I DESERVE A BF TO RUFFLE MY ELECTRIC JEWFRO.
>>80021238I swear to fuck if I see another faggoted shinji post that's all gay cocksuckery bullshit
i will rape my fbf you'll see
>>80021238You'd be cute if you weren't a teenager
>>80021382what do you mean by this gaynon
>>80010209The date with her was really cute. She always wanted to hold my hand and we laughed alot. And I also mentioned her rude behavior towards me and she was really sorry and started to cry which broke my heart so we didnt discuss it any further. Will see her on tuesday again
>>80021238jewfro sounds cute and bouncy
>>80021673okay I'll bite how old are you?
There are literal angels and demons in this thread, not even capping it, as the young mortals say
>almost 25 and never had a bfIt's over, isn't it?
>tfw no bf to step on my head as he fucks me
>>80022338That's hotBut I'd have to be in a good place with my bf before I let him do that
>>80022290Describe yourself, maybe there's still plenty of time for bf.
>>80022290>tfw 25 with no bfit never even began buddy.
>>80022649>Describe yourselfI don't want to.>maybe there's still plenty of time for bf.There isn't. It's over.
Hi! It's Saturday and I'm the mood for boys.what if I told you I made an impulse reservation for an hotel up in the mountains? It's got a sauna and a spa. I feel like spending a lazy day with you: waking up late, having a stupidly overpriced brunch, getting toasty in the sauna, chilling in the hot pool outside while the air is all chilly and maybe having a nap while cuddling in our bed before dinner. I would like to hear you tell me about your week, and what do you plan to do next. Maybe I'll play with your hair, or maybe I'll play with your cute coco as I whisper sweet nothings into your ear as I spoon you from behind. I think that would be nice.
So is the thread dead or are you guys just too scared to start the conversations? I implore everyone currently monitoring the thread to answer this IMMEDIATELY, or there will be very dire consequences!
>>80022966Your writing is pretty good anon you should make asmr videos saying this kind of stuff and people will probably flock to you. Or just say it to me in a vocaroo.
>>80022738Ok, but sometimes people find love later in life. Maybe you're a late bloomer.
>>80022966>what if I told you I made an impulse reservation for an hotel up in the mountains?I'd probably dismiss you on the two tones of, first, the impulsive decision, second, the idea that a hotel up in the mountain anyhow seems pleasurable to you. After that I would probably end the conversation short and deny you any further attention.
>>80023141Vocaroo? Never done something like that, I don't know if I have the voice for it. You tell mehttps://voca.ro/199J0s3DWAOg>>80023233That is fine, you're not the person I wrote this for clearly, different strokes for different people.
>>80023245yeah you got that gay voice
>>80023245You got a good voice for this I think, you sound natural, comforting and nice.
>>80023286Do i now? That's actually pretty funny, I just tried sounding suave and intimate, I think it's curious it makes me sound gay.>>80023300Thank you, maybe I will consider doing more then, even if it feels a bit awkward and self-absorbed.
>>80023351>I just tried sounding suave and intimateI could tell *exactly* that, that's kinda why it works thosome people can tell if you're trying to impress them, and for some people that's what really counts the most
>>80023351Well it's up to you, I don't feel like you should feel "forced to" and you're super unlikely to be successful on any platform unless you know exactly how to succeed in this day and age.
>>80023368I mean I am trying to impress you no? I enjoy being pleasing to the person I like.did you like it?>>80023379Oh no, no. I would never imagine trying to make a profit or turning it into a career. But even doing it for fun it's kind of embarrassing. It feels weird saying sweet things and being intimate, like I'm exposing myself a bit through my voice.
>>80023392Ah I see, I misunderstood (as per usual) my bad. And yea I can kinda understand, but perhaps it can be a sort of training for your future bf? Plus it's good to step outside of your comfort zone (well, not always.) I do think you have a good voice, though.
>>80023452>Ah I see, I misunderstood (as per usual) my bad.Hey, hey, relax my guy. It's easy to misunderstand things when reading online. Don't worry about it.And thank you for your encouragement, maybe I'll try it for fun once.https://voca.ro/1bqx9vCN16ym
>>80023493I am happy I was able to give you some cheer anon, and thanks for this vocaroo it made me feel nice as well.
Californians should just move to New York and squat in someone's house (legal) and steal food to survive. If they get arrested they will get released anyway even after 300 instances of them stealing (it's a win win). The trick is to bring another squatter with you, so that there is always someone inside the home so landlord doesn't change the locks. Remember: if landlords get too annoying you can always call the cops on them (this is very important)
>>80023657I live in New York and I'll help you do this if you date me.
I wish I had a new yoker rude and fast and scary state of mind bf, but I'm not a chad and don't think I can handle something like that.
>>80023962I don't live in the city, don't worry. At most you'd have to deal with like, Buffalo or Rochester.
>>80019657It was Ranfren
come study with me....
>>80022966that sounds lovely except i'd be a boring guest with nothing to talk about, i do nothing but sleep all day.
Why must something always interfere with my plans?
need sleep all day bf
>tfw no bf to make sure i get plenty of milk for national milk day
>tfw everyone thinks he is on steroidsMakhachevbros, you scared? Already making excuses?
>>80025733today IS national milk day! I'm gonna make a milkshake! Yippee!
>tfw youtube suggests a good thing for oncehttps://youtu.be/AXtNUgEWgQ
shoveled my driveway again but it wasn't so bad this time because there was only 2 inches of snow roughly. Didn't even have to take a break which is rare for my fat, out of shape self. Now I must resist the urge to get pizza or other takeout for dinner and instead cook or have more frozen food.
>>80026118How's your heart doing? My doctor started me on prescription strength fish oil supplements for hypertriglyceridemia. Or fatty blood disease from eating too much chocolate. I started eating a bit healthier and exercising more but it's tough because I felt like I was already kinda doing that before. Now it feels like I'm eating healthy and exercising all the time, every day. I guess that's what it takes as we get older.
>>80026156Good I guess. My blood pressure is down to normal levels thanks to my meds and I don't feel tired taking anymore. I was told this was due to my body needing to adjust back to it being normal again instead of high which it was for quite a long time. The nurse practioner gave me paperwork for blood testing but I never got it done. I should do it and I likely will once the snow is melted and out of here. The issue is a long time ago when I was 19 I had blood work like that done and I felt very long headed and dizzy following it. That wasn't an issue as mom was driving me but now I'm scared of that happening again and me being unable to get home safely. I could take an Uber there and back but I don't want to pay the cost when I have a car.
>>80026189I wonder if you could use a treadmill. I've been thinking of getting one used off facebook or something just for mindless cardio while I watch TV or youtube or something. One fifty (150) minutes of cardio a week is all you need for heart health. That's like walking through five episodes of anime I think. The low barrier to entry makes it super attractive for me, it's almost passive the way you can do it while doing other activities too at the same time.
>>80026570I wouldn't have anywhere to put it. My house is small and cramped with the 9 cats. I've briefly thought about joining a gym or something but I'm not to the point where I could do that and it would just be a waste of money.
Mark Zuckerberg looking good lately
>>80026602Bro surely there's room its footprint is only like two steps, that's the whole point. It can go anywhere, while you're going nowhere at all...
>>80026728Remember story hasn't admitted this but with how lazy he is he is most likely a hoarder or near hoarder. Fitting in a treadmill might be an actual problem for him.
Blearghhhhh I hate wearing a suit fuck suits wrrraa
>>80026870why did you have to wear a suit? The only times I've wore them are weddings and funerals.
>>80026905Funeral Twas alright some speeches were pretty blatant co opt for religious dogma but not the worst one I've been in
>>80026604>tfw you have to be a jewish billionaire just to get a bottom's attentionit's never been more over for us non chad tops...
>>80026931So what about 2-3 hours or was there a big family gathering afterward? I know once I was in the building I was took the coat off and just wore the dress shirt. For funerals anyway.
>>80026951Took the whole day because it was two hours away, left at ten in the morning just got back at 11 pm
>>80026964then that would suck. I would hate to have to wear one that long. I take the person who died wasn't very close to you?
>>80026981It was my grandpa, I liked him a lot but not a big a fan of all his children. I'm sad about him dying but I'm also really happy I got to know him at all so it evens out I guess.
>strategy roguelite Most unholy merge
convince me not to get a pizza out r9gay. I'm so hungry but I need to control my spending. At least tell me to go to dominoes where it is a bit cheaper.
>>80027278Go KILL YOURSELF retard fr
>>80027278Well did you get a pizza or not? Hopefully you raided your cupboards or pantry instead of eating pizza though.
>>80027450I still have time to order it if I do get it. I don't have anything easy to fix so it would be frozen food again; likely a frozen pizza because I had frozen chicken yesterday. I haven't had one in about a week and that's about as long as I go.
I'm farting up a storm over here
>>80027489MAKE it at HOME buy a dough, tomato sauce and shredded mozzarella 15 minutes at 400 degreesit's Soo easy!!!
>>80028090yeah that's a no. In the end I was weak and got pizza hut like I knew I would from the start. Tomorrow I cook for dinner though or the chicken I have is going to go bad.
>>80028186bro it's literally 10x cheaper to make it at home. buy half a dozen frozen doughs from aldi and make pizza every day. or just stock them and thaw as needed. it's so so so easy
>>80028201Listen I don't think you realize just how obnoxiously lazy I am. For the longest time I wouldn't even cook potatoes and just had fried meat for my meals. Even now I'll do that some days.
>>80028227it's easier than leaving the house to get one, the actual pizza making part only takes like 2 minutes
>>80028360If mom didn't do it then I'm not likely to do it. Plus my freezer is cram full of frozen food. I can sometimes barely fit in what I buy at the store. Of course I never cleaned it out so there's likely some old stuff that's 3+ years old in there.
>>80026870Cute plush. Suits look cool but not my style so I dnt wear them ever. I wanna try one now.
>>800269315/10 funeral, bros speech was plagiarized but his delivery was good :skull:
Storytard could just buy canned tuna or something so he denst have to "fix" anything all the time. Does that retard know that ready made foods exist? Guess mom never got that for him
https://www.chess.com/member/r9gayWhich one of you faggots...
>>80026391>meow has written unpublished books on his loser life
>>80027489Sorry I forgot I made a post but if you had frozen pizza in your freezer why did you order pizza hut you big freaking dummy! It's cheaper and I often find frozen tastier too way too much oil in take out, especially the Hut. And also tastes way better than homemade but it is more expensive. So no excuses tomorrow frozen stuff is easy and tasty make that maybe even add stuff to it so that way you can sweep your fbf with a frozen pizza or chicken like he's never had before!
Watching guys talking about having sex with twinks like it's some casual thing and they didn't even like it that much is so depressing while I've tried for years to try and sleep with one and all I get is rejection for not being perfect or 6ft tall and then seeing them treating it like having sex is nothing it's so soul crushing
Ugh, I get hits on grindr on the fucking time cause I'm a gymcel showing my abs off but whenever the convo goes to me posting my face I just can't do it. I'm too fucking ugly.
Hello arcanines.
Whether or not I will dedicate myself and hopefully become a gymcel during my next last years here I still won't have a bf because I'm not a chad and bfs only want a perfect cute (think short fem Pinocchio from Lies of Pee) sequacious bf.
real gays listen to the sound of the steppehttps://youtu.be/bONCCjzNlk4
>>80025733Every day is milk day
This is your reminder to drink water so you aren't dehydrated plus it's good for your skin I've heard
>>80028103Subhuman uralic trannies get to enjoy this while I have to work to survive
>>80028249Siberian cuckhold still fapping to anon whites fucking bottoms
I feel so bored and lonely right now. Totally fumbled a guy because I was too gay and awkward with him. He was way above my league anyways, only went out with me for a bit because he thought me being strange meant that I was interesting and secretly talented or something. I wish I didn't get my hopes up about the whole thing. Oh well, better luck next time I guess.
>>80028388I made a home pizza and ate the whole thing fucker
>>80030431Considering you got to the point of going out I don't see how this is a loss exactly, it's repeatable
>3,414 liters daily per capitastop douching your ass so much bro, you aint getting no action
>>80031306Imagine not having access to unlimited quantities of fresh, pur wa'a
>>80031445we must secure the nordic water supply as a critical strategic asset for the american people
>>80031662America (the good parts at least) already has plenty of fresh water
>>80026189i think they'll understand if you want to stay a little bit to get yourself ready for the drive home, they probably have juice boxes and crackers if you ask they gave to me when i'd get it drawn as a kid but don't offer once your an adult :( but i know they still give on request. my brothef has feinted from getting blood drawn before but that's not usually a problem for me
>>80029043It's my accI forgot I had it lol
>>80031890i prefer lichess but it would be an honor to play with you sometime, do you have to make an account for that one or does it let me play as a guest like lichess does?
>>80031936I think it's an acc if you wanna play with someone. I haven't played chess in like 2 years after I got beat by my friend that had way more experience.
Waa where mi bf sniffle sad und loneliend em Ai
need to feel extremities... I MUST find something to fucking hate to the bits.........
>>80032549meow is right there dude
white panel van following you to your doorstep ASMR *forced boyfriend roleplay* (soft soothing duct tape noises and crowbar clankings!!)
>>80033013I remember I used to have fantasies on stalking a cute boy and kidnapping him. Fun times.
>>80031447>tfw no straight gay boyfriend
BIG STRONG THROBBING LOVING VASCULAR HAIRY STRAIGHT HETERO BF PENIS in my SMALL TIGHT UNUSED BUSSY
>>80029181He is too lazy. know your place, scum.>>80030431Average soulless experience in the dating market>>80030642Realest black pill is that personality is everything. That's why you see ugly as shit guys have sex while good looking ones struggle if they're introverted mentally ill losers.>>80031306Made me laugh
It's so prettyous outside today yay
>>80033694Yeah, almost like the perfect weather for walkies with a bf hahah
>>80034150It was pretty good weather for walkies by myself yawniferal meowage
Gaybots, I know this is a weird question, but what arrangement or setup would it take for you to be in a straight relationship and somewhat enjoy it? A couple I've seen on /hm/:>anon has passionate relationship with older guy who wants anon to marry his shy daughter, he actually does and gets along well because she is sex-averse and sweet, while banging her father>anon 2, a man who comes from a wealthy family where to maintain the status he has to be with a woman but hookups with men throughout college, dates a girl but has a fwb, wears that fwb's cumsoaked underwear under his own groom tux on wedding day, uses it to get hard when he fucks the bride
>>80034388I wouldn't date or marry a woman, simple as
>>80034421No magic scenario?
>>80034458No. I just want a bf.
When you expect the worst, whatever happens can only be a pleasant "surprise"
I saw one of those gift thingies where you write the name of a sender and a recipient and thought the only correct option is from me to you ^_^
From me to steely (it's a nuclear bomb)
I'm so cold waaa uwaaahhhhh I want a nice big man to cuddle with under the covers waaa
>>80034631No you don't you just want to complain
>>80034530why would I expect the worst?
>>80034689Yes I want to fuck you retard
>>80034731I'm flying off this very moment
>>80034915Idgi sorry-meow my apartment is freezing me
>>80034612Thanks meow, that's just what I needed to compete my plan for world domination >_<>>80034915Can you take this package for me (it's a thank you letter) just don't open it (wouldn't want the poisonous ink to kill you, would you?). Ok?
>>80033694If finland is so white, why is it full of non whites?
>>80034932Will your bf finally adjust the thermostat god damn?>>80035091This will be very hard for me, sound like something I'd open in a flash myself
>>80035091It's armed you fool>>80035120Finns aren't white, they're european because Finland is in europe
>>80035184It's not about that, my other radiator is broken
I should go for a walk but I'm feeling lazy and I need to buy long johns too so maybe I walk to a store and buy them but it's cold out ubweee
>>80034388This is beyond disgusting, especially anon 2
>>80034702Having high expectations is best way to ensure you'll get disappointed and hate your life
looks like it actually is cold in meowsinki right now. How much snow do you guys have on the ground?
>>80035259seems like a you issueI'd rather be by myself than with shitty people
>>80035184Why is it hard to open something that's not for you? Imagine if your amazon delivery guy opened all of your packages>>80035191I'm armed you fool>>80035214>long johnsGross
>>80035275I posted a picture earlier and again it's cold in my apartment because half of the radiators in my home don't work
>>80035283I know you're brown and have literal shit for brains but what I'm saying isn't related to other people necessarily, in fact I had my own performance in mind
>>80035300Just get in the room where the radiator is baka baka baaaaaka
>>80035300I'm asking how much snow as in amount, even in your funny metric system instead of proper freedom units. Also how cold does it it in your apartment meow? Shouldn't they turn the heat up when it's this cold?
>>80035309>in fact I had my own performance in mindYou must be beyond retarded thenpersonal performance doesn't even rely on uncontrollable variables that you should have expectations. You can't just "do everything right but have things go the wrong way anyhow" with something like painting, either you're doing it right, or you're doing something wrong.
>>80035285>GrossYes but I have to stay warm somehow on my legs and those are the least shitty option I know of..
I miss him so fucking bad it hurts. He's all I think about all day and all night. I don't know what to do.
>>80035327I live in a studio apartment>>8003533520cm/8 inches. Can't you read? I said my radiator is broken like 3 times. It's 14 or 13 degrees in here.
>>80035359That's about what we got last week and that's quite cold. Are they too lazy or too broke to fix the radiator? Could you maybe buy some electric heaters to make yourself a bit more comfy?
>>80035358Seems like a you issue I fuck another hole ever week ayyooooo
>>80035382I should just contact the renter
>>80035358at that point if you can't find a hobby or an addiction, just start staying up for days, your brain stops working and you become a lobotomite
>>80035390Good for you man>>80035399I already have terrible insomnia and so I do this anyway, and he ends up being the only thing I can think about while I'm trying to focus on not falling asleep
Even show has more inches than me its over i'm not a chad
Man I wanna camwhore like crazy
>>80035410thats the thing, stop focusing on not falling asleep, start playing rougelikes, watching random videos and listening to tunes n shit. or whatever you like to do. and drink plenty of water, because that will drown out the hunger that comes with sleep deprivation. you will have to piss every 30 minutes though.
>>80035429little piss boy, soiled his trousers...
>>80035439Ever heard of a shadow dipshit
why do the bri'ish call pants trousers innit?
>>80035443Nice excuse might use it next time I piss myself too
I know festive season is over, but I'm still mad that this year there was no bf present to have a proper celebration and visit different markets and stroll around looking for decorations through the city and go ice skating with and drink hot cocoa and eat our cereal during the twelve days of Christmas and stuff like that. Maybe next year I'll be with one, but it's really disheartening.
I love acting like everything is fine irl when I feel like screaming and crying in public :D
>>80035443Another shadow fan >_<
I never even watched sonic or played any of the games. I'm just so deprived when it comes to media. I haven't seen or played a lot of things.
>>80033435>>80033082So when chad is straight suddenly it's okay to want to date a straight guy but when it's me a non chad you just shit all over me and insult me and call me stuff like "prison gay" or "bisexual" when I'm actually straightHow come in the minds of these retarded bottom whores suddenly all behavior is excusable when it's done by chad? I fucking hate all of you>>80035429Who is this whore?
>>80035581Kys>>80035671I hate that gay rodent>>80035762Why do you wanna know lsmv loser
Unsolicited food pic yay
>>80035957Because I want to know if it's one of the namefags from this thread and idk what lsmv means
>>80035655Can you imagine how loud the earth would be if everyone screamed whenever they felt like it?
>>80035680samewhen people are like "what is your favorite x" I do not know how to answer most of the time
>>80036009Why do you want to know are you a whore lover
>>80034388I suppose a relationship with a lot of wealth, like marrying a rich girl and having her take care all of my needs and personal interests. But honestly money is not *that* important to me. Then again to not take this kind of once in a lifetime chance would be idiotic, so I suppose I would do it, but I'd be quite grossed out, and I do not believe in cheating (unless the woman was okay with it, I guess?) so I'd have to give up guys at that point.
>>80036052Because all bottoms reject me for not being chad I've lowered my standards and become accepting of whores because people told me to and I still get rejected anyways
>>80036074Hmm so you were lying earlier interesting...
>>80035762You don't understand due to your nature. A straight guy or a guy that led closeted, even, life that suddenly fixed up with a gay guy and is only for him, maybe for lifetime is much more romantic than scammy and scummy bpdsexual that only want to fuck femboys to the extent of settling with woman because they defy him because it's the next best thing for him, something a binigger/prison gay will do anyway.
Do NOT engage with chadbot I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CHADBOT>>80035762Actually in this case it's more about saving a lonely, pathetic and self hating homosexual guy from a miserable and cruel relationship with an evil straight demon by making him change his internalised homophobia and showing him there is a greater world out there for the both of us :heartemoji:, It's just so romantic...
>>80036088When did I lie? I still hate whores and would prefer to not date one but I'm not good enough to be picky about partners>>80036107Right so only chad can be bisexual and be attracted to both men and women without cheating and being unfaithful but all non chads are evil bisexuals that always cheat>>80036130You say women are evil and cruel but all the bottoms here are far worse then any woman I've ever talked to it's a pot calling the kettle black
>>80036146That you couldn't lower your standards any more
>>80036178I can't lower my standards anymore though how could I possibly lower them any further? and it's not like it's going to change anything the only thing that's happened since I lowered my standards is that I'm now getting rejected by even uglier people
>>80036205You just did you big fat retard
>>80036247When? Cause I've been offering to date whores for months now
>>80036146>only chad can be bisexualNo, chad can't be bisexual. A nymphomaniac that control his urges is not a chad is any book>attracted to both men and womenBiscum proud say that their attraction is not entirely equal and they always play into one side more and end up with women not only often but ~100% times. Just because you want to sleep with someone doesn't mean you're gonna be with them long time>without cheating and being unfaithfulThat's literally impossible because the bimutt itself would rather not choose monogamy>but all non chads are evil bisexuals that always cheatCorrect, they are not chad and they will cheatI hope you will go back crying about even trannies wanting chad sooner chudbot
>>80036351Nice broken english also when are you going to tell me who the whore is in this pic? >>80035429
Oh shit I did fumble it teehee and no nigger go back to the prison gay cell where you belong
>tfw no adult film critic bf
Not prison gay I'm straight and I'm not fapping to any pics until I know it isn't from one of the disgusting namefags from this thread
bois
>>80036416Meow obviously
>>80036565Meow stopped camwhoring a long time ago though and you're probably just saying it's meow so I'll be disgusted and not fap to it
>>80036559Korea's superiority may yet again lead to some controversybut I like almost all of them
How do you guys feel about me injecting black market estrogen? I bought it and I am having second thoughts
Can you guys stop hornyposting? I'm trying to do nofap here>>80036559>>80036688I'm a top so the canadian looks best since he's the only one with his ass out>>80036721I don't care since you're not having sex with me
>>80036736Can you stop not breeding my tight pink hole I'm trying to get fucked over here
>>80036753I'm too ugly to have sex so you won't let me breed you and get you boypregnant
>>80036736>you're not having sex with meI mean if you want to I will
>>80036736I'm also a top but I would never fuck a tripfag or worse, a fucking leaf
>>80036736That's because most of them realize that tummies are better than butts
>>80036779True I want chads cock instead
>>80036794Most tripfags are insufferable except jonah and yeah leafs are annoying and evil but only when they're bottoms>>80036781Are you a bottom? suck my cock>>80036842At least you're honest about it>>80036823Bottom mindset they probably just want to show off how thin they are and how much weight they lost
>>80036863I just said I have estrogen vials, of course I bottom. do you read anon?
>tfw no bf to send me unsolicited foot pics
I was actually interested just a bit in chadbot because I don't think he's as ugly/small/bad as he describes and when he's good and off-gimmick he's good itt and a gays bfs are cute and stuff, but I'm not chad enough to bottom or a whore. And he's bi, so I now understand why a femboy is 10/10 for him ideally and why he likes them and built for them
>>80036721don't do drugs, dumbassespecially street drugs
>>80036907Is it okay if I call you a boy and never refer to you as a girl or a woman?>>80036923I'm not bi I'm straight get it right and I've tried dating regular normal twinks that aren't femboys and they didn't want me
My favorite hoodie has hair dye on it :(
>>80036940scrub it in small motions so it doesn't spread
>>80036146>You say women are evil and cruel but all the bottoms here are far worseNot true I am an angel descended from heaven in human form.
>>80036940My favourite hoodie is 7 years old now and getting torn at the cuffs but I still get compliments on it when I wear it and they still sell them online so I could always get another
>>80036944I got my mom, you know the one responsible for it, on the case. Thank you for your advice anon I'll tell her a kind internet user told me to tell her what to do :heart:
>>80036721Don't do it exercise and eat the right foods instead, males are much more beautiful when they look like men, even if they're slightly feminine.
>>80036979I don't know if there's a better way I just know I've gotten it everywhere trying to get rid of it honestly
>>80036958If you're an angel then why are you unnecessarily cruel to me and refuse to have sex with me?
>>80036940I know your mom is working on it but I looked it up apparently hairspray works good on removing it. But the component in hairspray that does it is alcohol so some rubbing alcohol to the point of fully covering the stain penetrating to the other side then letting it sit for a bit while it breaks stuff down. After give it a quick rinse and toss it in the washer and apparently that should get a good majority of it out. I hope you can get that stain out
>tfw no christian bf to keep me onto the path of righteousness and towards The Holy And One True God
>>80037009Because angels are not allowed to mingle with humans, last time that happened it ended pretty badly.
>>80036928but I wanna be feminine and cute, I look disgusting. Nobody will ever love me if I look like this>>80036935that is fine, I am not looking to become a delusional pronountard that gets angry when someone says dude. just wanna be a cute androgenous guy that people want on their dick :3>>80036987>even if they're slightly femininewdym? literally everyone wants twinks and nobody wants masculine bottoms>exercise and eat the right foodsoki, can you help guide me on what that entails?
>>80037058>but I wanna be feminine and cute, I look disgusting.You can feminine and cute without taking body and hormone altering drugs.>can you help guide me on what that entails?Pic rel, and go to /femgen/ on lgbt for more tips, I am no expert.
>>80037029Is it true that you're searching for [God's Love] ?
>>80036935See, so you were actually on dates, it's not so over as you say. Maybe some didn't click with you, but you'll find bf soon!>I'm straightIdgi :( You did say something along the lines of >femboy only want chad>maybe I should date women insteadbecause I remember it because that was about chadboys.
>>80037075this graphic is ancient bait by the wayevery single person who wants to be "feminine" as anything other than an affectation or personality quirk is legitimately deranged to buy into this stuff
>>80035680Maybe you need a bf to show you a brave new world>>80036021Probably similar to how it is now given everyone already does it and it's normalized >>80036035I seen and played a ton of media yet giving an answer to such a question is hard, mayhaps even harder than if I haven't seen anything>>80036052The absolute state of chadbot lmao>>80037029As an atheist I would love to date a christian boy because they're usually sweet and not hypersexual whores
I'm not hypersexual in fact sex is scary I act whorish because I want attention and men are stupid and simple minded meow
>>80037082I already have God's Love within me anon, I just struggle to stay on the path.>>80037102I'd feel kinda odd dating an atheist cos I would feel the need to "save him" but I wouldn't want to force it on him, then again The Bible says believing partners can save their unbelieving partners.
I was going to say I like the new meow more because he's not having long meltdowns or engaging bots for the most part but then he said he wanted to camwhore (because he is hypersexual) and my opinion of him got worse again. I know he cares very much about what I think and is contemplating suicide as we speak.
>>80037097soooo it's false information or?What the fuck do I do then?
>>80036130You can't say don't do a thing but then turn around and do the thing yourself...baka
>>80037168the same thing everyone else does to be healthy, eating the food you're meant to, exercising, brushing your teeth and accepting that you're not an anime girl and never will beat most the silly leg sets (+c25k) in there will give you the mass you probably want, since that's the only thing that's going to change, the weight on your extant framepeople really think drinking semen from microplastic containers is going to send them into a doujin lmao
>>80037090I wasn't actually on dates I said I tried to and it didn't happen because none of them were interested and I'd never date a woman but I am straight>>80037058Could you describe your physique and build that you have right now before you've started injecting blackmarket estrogen? Which I also don't get because where I live they just sell giant bottles of estrogen pills on the shelves at the store
>>80036470We should do r9gay porn night where we review retarded porn live
>>80037138Learn to read retard I said I'm not hypersexual, just attention starved
>>80036559For me it's germ and dane but they're all trannies aren't they?
>>80037138Meow constantly argues with me and says he hates me but he specifically he posted his ass here knowing that I'd see it to try and make me fail my nofapMeow is a seducer and trying to make me lust after him all of his hatred for me is two faced and he secretly wants me
>>80037242Most don't appear to be.
>>80037191I never wanted to be a girl, I just want fags to finally be attracted to me. And as far as I know as long as I don't look like a twink no non-geriatric top will want me ever I already do squats and deadlifts so I got a butt on me>>80037198Where the fuck do you live that you can just buy HRT pills at the store? Also I specifically chose for injections for a reason I could have also gotten black market pills.At the moment just a chubby boy with little bodyhair and a thicc ass. Good hair and skin and genetic dark circles.
>>80037261>I just want fags to finally be attracted to me>>by looking less manlygyms are populated entirely with muscular clonesexualsI think you're trying to encounter DL guys which is why they're all old fat bastards or generally not biting, what a weird set of goals to orient yourself around
>>80037223Learn to put your awootism on paws and recognize when someone is being sarcastic or just joking before calling them a retard (you can do it after)
>chubby boy with little bodyhair and a thicc ass. Good hair and skin and genetic dark circles.Perfect dom top.
>>80037283this, but dom bottom
>>80037276what the fuck is a clonesexualwhat is a DL guyYou have to understand I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about I just want a boyfriend and everyone has rejected me for not looking like a fucking underage fucking twink I hate grindr fags so much why do they all want little boys
>>80037283>>80037288I actually am a versatile dom so I gotchu both covered lmao
>>80037291a clonesexual is a gay gimmick where a person and his or her partner look very similar to one another to some degreeDL -> down low, the kind of old guys cheating on their wife with grindr homewreckers out of boredom (I predicted this)
I specifically added that line because you said that's not the reason btw and you still had the reaction I predicted bwahahahahaI'm so smart and funny it should be illegal
>>80037261What country do you live in so I can try to plap your chubby ass?
>>80036823This is the truth they don't want you to know>>80036863Fapping to Jonah too? Lmao chadbot nooooooooo
>>80036958https://youtu.be/Ci5j4ommghA
>>80037353I've never fapped to jonah I've only fantasized a little
>>80037261I think want bfs to love me too and I'm not a chad femboy myself, but I don't think I'd gave myself estrogen shots. I rather choose path of less resistance and just exercise and eat well and be good, because hormones finicky and (I'm not an endocrinologist) need to be taken together and dose is not always can be enough to work plus it make wreck havoc on your body.>chubby boy>Good hair>genetic dark circlesCute.>>80037198Yea, but you keep dating them again and again and again somehow and they keep coming to you.
>>80037346ayo at least lets have a chill sesh firstNetherlands
>>80037282Jokes oughta be funny bub, how should I know if you're not funny
>>80036974Why don't you get another then? What does it look like?>>80036988Uh oh. Good to know. Thank you again>>80037011I'm pretty sure she already put alcohol on it. Thank you>hope you can get that stain outThank you very much!
>>80037387yeah I know it also changes your brain and shit too or something which is why I was having doubts>cuteaww thank youI am a very clingy and romantic boy and I get really invested in the relationship when I am with someone, making my biggest fear ending up with a manipulator because I have a really hard time letting go of someone as my other biggest fear is dying alone. I can cook really well, am really tidy and give decent massages so I am basically a perfect boywife.
>>80037387I never dated any of them and they never come to me they avoid me and ghost me>>80037393Netherlands is nice but I'm nowhere near there at all and since you're from the netherlands are you like 6ft tall? I've never met a short person from the netherlands>>80037409I don't really need another yet it's only worn and torn at the cuffs of the hoodie and it's an all black hoodie with some shapes on it in fuchsia
>>80037134This could be you and your bf
>>80037470ethnically not Dutch though, but by some miracle I still ended up 6 feet tall..
>>80037470But yes through selective mating and their diet they did end up with an average of 6 feet, even the women here are taller than some men in other countries(Whenever I go on vacation I am immediately confronted with the fact girls are not supposed to be near 6 feet tall). You are actually considered short here if you are under 6 and that is not some dating culture bullshit that is daily life.
>>80037472How do achieve a christian bf, then? It's not exactly a common combination to find in the wild.
>>80037358>5 hours agoanon...
>>80037487>>80037523Tall bottom would still be nice though I always felt like it just means they have more ass on them and more body to touch and lick but yeah I'd be tiny in comparison>>80037535I'm christian
>>80037308What did you predict lol?
>>80037557>I'm christianH-H-H-Hey wanna be my b-bf or s-s-s-s-s-s-something?! Pretty Pwease??
>>80037558that the convo was about guys on grindr before it ever got mentioned specifically
>>80037360Meow is back at it again and conveniently he just started camwhoring as well
>>80037405Don't blame me for exposing you lack a sense of humor. Your reaction was the joke yay. Despite having BPD you're quite predictable
>>80037567Are you a bottom and what kind of christian are you?
>>80037618Yes and I would probably consider myself protestant but I am not 100% sure due to ignorance.
>>80037470So you get compliments lmao. Based Chad.>black hoodie with some shapes on it in fuchsiaSounds cool
>>80037592Meow looks like THAT?>>80037610Meow whatever asshole sniffle sniffle
>>80037639>Meow looks like THAT?ZAMN!!!!!!!
>>80037535Try finding on who isn't self hating bpdtard who would leave you because gay is a sin. Now that's a challenge.
>>80037637Tbf they were complimenting my hoodie not me and the same people who complimented my hoodie also called me ugly as well>>80037630What country are you from?
>>80037545Am I not allowed to watch cute YouTube videos on the day they're posted?>>80037639I was really, really trying not to post that because I thought it may be too mean even tho my intentions weren't to make you feel bad and I failed because I'm a childish retard who likes saying things he finds funny. I deserve the hate sowwy
>>80037653There are some arguments for homosexuality not being a sin, but rather a misunderstood translation of the Hebrew Bible, but of course stuff like sodomy, fornication, adultery and sexual immorality are still sins.>>80037672I am from Scandinavia, you're probably 10000 miles away, am I right?
>>80037684The fact that you found a video in 5h that relates to the subject I was talking about posted on the day I am talking about it and me talking about it on the exact day it was posted? That's too big of a coincidence...
bowing my goodbyes from r9k and 4chan. goodbye all anons. i'm not killing myself i'm just trying to become a normal functioning member of society and be normal. thank you all a lot for being there when shit got Evil even if some of you were mean (it made me laugh) hopefully i find a boyfren this Year inshallah
>>80037685Yeah nowhere near there sorry
>>80037438Exactly. How are you still bfless if you're that good of a package and whoa also tall? I can't speak for everyone but to my observation tall chubby (fit or not) bfs in my circle with good character get taken very fast. So it's like you're a tether away from someone proper taking interest in you.>>80037470Yea you may not have succeeded, but you just said that they still talked to you, so might as well count the same since they responded and had convos with you on your apps. Can I get the hoodie article btw reddish in one of my colors I believe but I'm on my winter mourning black primary color period.
>>80037685So how would gay sex work in your world?>>80037701>rejected by chadbot for being ldr
>>80037698I could give away my secret but that would make it not fun...
>>80036559For me its the portuguese anon
>>80037700See you in between tomorrow and 3 months from now!>>80037701:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((I will cry... I will never find my Christian bf...>>80037729It wouldn't, it is a sin to pursue the sexual. We also can't get married IMO but I could be persuaded maybe if my fbf had really good points. Then again Paul did make some arguments for sex inside a relationship/marriage (1 corinthians 7:1-6) but I am not sure how that would work within homosexual marriage, if that is even permitted in the first place (which, IMO, it probably isn't.)I use permitted here loosely, to say that God forbids and allows is not true. God gives us guidance to a good, honest and righteous life, so we do not fall into depravity, cruelty, depression, hedonism, selfishness, etc..
>>80037712where the fuck is this circle then?I am chubby but I am also strong and energetic, I exercise because it is pretty fun to me and this is probably why my fat is very dense and I don't look like a marshmellow.The problem comes from me also loving food which is a blessing when I am cooking for someone else but a curse when my family is prone to having a lot of food in the house at all times.
>>80037788Hopefully it's longer! But see you whenever I see you next sir!
>>80037684Weh *flops on back and dies*
>>80037788>:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>I will cry... I will never find my Christian bf...:l>r9gay:l:l:l:l
>>80037912One meow revive coming right up!
>>80037793I sorry, I was talking more about social circle as a whole and not gay exclusive some kinda space, I'm not chad enough for that, anyway but the chubby strong (or not) guys that are in there are coupled or married pretty early and stay that way and the one or two gay guys that are bit bigger never had problems to stay long time bfless. I'm sure someone will be very fond of you especially when they find out how good of a househusband you are, just look out a bit more and don't keep it short. I'm not the one to talk about relationship, but if your way of meeting new people online then you have to be make sure that it's gonna be long-term primary and prefed.
Watching Arcane s2 and timeskip Jayce is pretty hot... They really "cooked" with him, as the zoomers say... Need Jayce bf...
>>80037984I don't get what you are trying to communicate to me anon...
Today's games sucked but I loved school hero yesterday. It's a beat em up with very silly anime cutscenes. Gameplay is not very good but it's decently competent beat em up full of sovl and I loved playing it!
>>80037729I didn't reject him I just said I'm nowhere near scandinavia or nederlands so they probably don't want me or would be willing to put up with an ldr>>80037712Talking to someone doesn't count as dating or liking someone and the hoodie is currently sold out also wanting to wear matching hoodies with me is kind of cute
>>80036100I have to admit it I was wrong and now I finally understand what anon was talking about when he said "chad femboy"
>>80038385Fit guys doing the femboy aesthetic is really cool because it highlights how silly everyone is about these things and also looks great in a lot of cases
>>80038959Based if top cringe if bottom I think
>>80039288Another unsolved /r9gay/ mystery.
>>80039388Is this true? does meow's father hate him?
>>80034721This anon makes cute and silly posts I keep seeing
bf who I can tickle and giggle and roll around laughing with
One of my pet peeves is faggots crying about how everything was better years ago without actually saying why. When I bitch about r9 or whatever I can clearly point out what changed and how it effected the culture and why I don't like it. But every day I see anons on this board cry over how the site was better in 2001 (keep in mind they don't remember what happened yesterday, let alone over 20 years ago) without saying anything concrete. They just say something stupid like "before it all went to shit", like WHAT faggot? Can you give me an example? Or am I supposed to take your feels at face value and trust you? Actually, I'm convinced it's just [insert a group of people I don't like, zoomers will do] trying to bait respect points by repeating things they heard anons say for decades now. or old people who hate their life and want to go back to a time when they were happier
>>80040452/r9k/ in particular has become the sex discussion board for non sex havers after the normalfag lockdowns 5 years ago capped off the blackpilling arc which had been in the running for quite some timepart of it was the removal of the robot letting the board basically languish for a time
>>80040473Thank you! Idc if I agree or disagree but more people should do that
>>80040511appy to elp
>>80036313I hate this type of person
>tfw no bf to gib massage as my old boy back and legs hurt
>>80040547I'm this exact kind of person except I say it IRL too, my special friend is raping that out of me DOE!
>>80028814>he said, screaming at a homosexual on 4chan
>>80040452>Actually, I'm convinced it's just [insert a group of people I don't like, zoomers will do] trying to bait respect points by repeating things they heard anons say for decades now.you're terminally online and mentally ill in this casehonestly anyone that goes into this much depth about anonymous discussions trying to write alex jones tier conspiracy narratives is just insane
>>80040704>you're terminally online and mentally ill in this caseYes
My back is killing me, have my years of sitting slouched over in my chair without back support catching up to me?
SLOUCHY bitch
>>80037700>zoomer gets bored of roleplaying as a mentally ill loser Many such cases, good luck, you will achieve your goals with minimal effort, as others of your kind did before you
>>80040737You should exercise your lower back, that's the part that gives out easiest.
>>80040784How do I do that? Right now my middle back is hurting and sore. I used to be able to crack my back on a hard chair or something to make it feel better but I can't do that anymore without fearing of really hurting myself.
>>80040807Planks and bridges are the easiest
>>80037788Ok, so you don't want a bf. You can have friends, you know? See this is exactly why religiousfags are not bf material. You will cuck your bf out of any and all bf activities except maybe hugging. But I bet that's a sin too
>>80040578I thought about getting into a massage therapy course at least to know what it's like to properly warm up the bones, but I don't think old cute boys would want me to be their masseur therapist for this session
I would love to give my fbf a fully body massage, I think I would give good ones. I want him to be so relaxed he falls asleep while I'm doing it.
>>80040912but what if your fbf falls in love with it too much?
>>80034388scenerio 1: utterly stupid and i don't see how that benefits anyone in that relationship. daughter: "married" but none of the benefits of marriage because her "husband" is gay, older guy: no grandkids and there never will be because his daughter nor son in law have sexual interest in eachother gay guy: "married" but nothing really changes so what was the point?second scenario is just hell for both parties unless they're eachother's beards (gayspeak for she is also a lesbian) then that's based if he lives in a country where that's still necessary.i feel like if it was just me a foid and hopefully fbf and we had to repopulate the earth and somehow we couldn't think of a single other way to get the sperm inside the foid to do so i could like idk jerk off while kneeling over her hole? does that work? don't want to stick it in if i can avoid it but it seems selfish if the survival of the species is on the line. is that what you wanted to hear?
i will literally worship my fbf's body and care for it more and lather it in cocoa butter and good stuff like that and take care of his health and wellness, but i need serious hard abuse and shaming in return
best I can do is unconditional love, adoration and pampering in return.
>>80034388This is going to sound lame but the only way I could see myself doing so is if it was to the explicit benefit of ze fbfEven when I try to work in a third wheel for, we'll call it, narrative purposes, said third party always tends to recede.
I need brutal, crying, painful bf rape so bad...
>>80042030are you doing the raping or him?
>>80042237him, but only if it's my fbf and he knows he wants to marry me someday, I'm a virgin btw.
>>80042253I'm kinda of a sadist sexually and would be into rapeplay but outside of the bed I would love my fbf and wanna marry him tooI'm a virgin also btw
School continues today how spookyful... Waaa
>>80042276>t. ideal bf
>>80042874wanna get married :3
So easy for chads to meet up and get married while some of us have to get lunch by themselves for themselves
Yay the school stuff went well yay uhh uhmuhh yay now to go downtown to get a miniature carry bag and curry cubes yay
https://youtu.be/F50bCrlTbIsGanbatte, chrome-chan!
I didn't have time to fap yesterday so I guess I started involuntary nofap on accident. How weird!
mfw no cute autistic bf who likes persona and all that shit that autistic people like.
One eyed kitten downtown
>You really like bodies that shouldn't existOne of the funniest things said about me
>>80044547I can fill that role
>>80044619no one can...
>>80044703okay~ your loss~
>>80040834I don't really see why sex has to be such a huge part of a romantic relationship, I am willing to do some sexual things if it will make my bf happy. Not like I am completely asexual either, I have plenty of urges that I can't always control but I know it's not always good to follow them. And a friendship is not the same as a relationship, I want someone to love romantically and spend my entire life with, you can't do that with a friend.
>>80044547I am autism and I like Minecraft and Pokemon and movies and stuff but I am not cute though :(.
I think it would be hard for me to date another autistic person, I love my fellows but I feel that our relationship thrives more based on parallel play than direct interaction. I think a BPD bf would be perfect though, someone passionate and pushy that will force their love on me when I'm being shy or aloof.
>>80044944you should date brad
>>80044944I'd give you some kisses but that's it.
>>80044949>tfw you both lose interest at the same time and stop talking >tfw one comes crying after a month remembering you exist>tfw you moved on already
Gib obsessive bf who isn't BPD
Meow I'd probably get hyper obsessive if I actually liked someone so scary to think about...Also got done building the capinet yay
Meanwhile I'd likely be aloof and seem uncaring because I don't know how to care without overdoing it and being creepy.
Implying I'd have a choiceEI LIENE VIERAS KAIKKEIN SALAISINKAAN MIELIHALUILLASTA ILTAAN PELKKA RAKKAUDEN TYOKALU VAIKKA KASITTELET MUA KUIN JAISTA LIHAPALAASISALLANI VIHA PALAAILOISESTI ROIHUTEN
Hello alle, how are you all doing?
Elon Musk is my favorite gamer girl
>>80045658>>80045658>>80045658New bread, bit early but feeling frisky today
i'd gt frisky with apostle bf but he aint gay
As always fuck apostle and don't move to his thread befofore the old one is dead. You will get the thread you deserve, made by someone who isn't a know annoying discord schizo. Total tripfag death
Stop trying to seduce me and make me rape you it isn't going to work
>>80045695MAAAAN, I saw this Russian girl on interpals, she is nationalist and religious. So hot gave me instant boner But she tried to solicit money from me. I ain't no simp. I leech money I don't give it. >>80045732Fuck off cunt. My thread is mint.>>80045744uwu
>>80045842I wasn't talking to you don't @ me cunt
How many bottoms would be open to letting their top bf eat food out of their asshole? Asking for a friend.
>>80045846>I wasn't talking to you don't @ me cuntYou were @'ed so eat shit.
>>80045864NEVER, its like eating ffoodd out of a sewer. I would never.
>>80045864I would if I were a chad, but I'd rather spare him the torment.
>>80045864what kind of food but probably no
>>80045885I was thinking non solid food like pudding or custard but something soft like noodles could work too>>80045875How can you say you truly love your bottom bf if you're not willing to eat his home cooking?
>>80044968He said he doesn't want date me cos I'm not cute or young enough :c.>>80044978Not until we're officially boyfriends and have been for at least 3 months and if you break up with me immediately after there's a penalty clause in the contract (in the fine print.)
>>80046040Brad is scum. #FACT.
>>80046057So you are you you dunce.
>>80045666>ai art>tripfag thread>discord posted immediatelyI recommend everyone that is of sound mind and honest character to NOT post in the shitpostle thread and avoid it like the plague.
>>80046331Do you want to make the new one or should I do it? Is it too late now?
>>80046616Make one make one make none of my homies like apostle (or tripfags in general.)
>>80046627You asked, you shall receive >>80046791
>>80046797Bless you anon, bless you! But originally tho.
