>>80026475
it would smell like shit for sure, not worth it imo

>>80026492
Can anyone confirm that anal sex smells like shit for us khhv?

>>80026475
Idk, i have heard that anal sex doesnt feel as good as vaginal sex though, and its mostly the bottom that gets pleasure out of it

>>80026535
ass fucking makes the room smell vaguely, mildly shitty. it's not really unpleasant

>>80026535
It does unless there's painstaking preparation like not eating for a day and taking laxatives. Even in professional anal scenes where they do all that you'll sometimes see little shit particles on the ass hole or dick if you have an observant eye.

>>80026774
you don't know what you're talking about. it's better to eat lots of fiber so that your feces don't break apart and don't leave those shit particles you talk about. not only that but it reduces the smell, and with a single enema you can have a completely smell-free asshole. if you're really paranoid you can do a full enema.

I did one time, and he was just a mildly femmy twink vs a femboy. He gave pretty good head (or so I thought because I could close my eyes and pretend it was a girl) but fucking him was meh. I was wearing a condom and I struggled to stay hard because real life was not like porn. My brain was screaming at me that this was a man and everything was telling me that this was wrong. Finally came in the condom; which did smell like shit afterward and had a few tiny brown streaks. he got pissed I wouldn't help him cum and he kicked me out which was fine with me.

Put any notion I was gay or bi to rest. Now I merely have to live with the fact that the only time I've had sex was with a dude.

>>80026823
this is the problem with femboys/traps, it's bad enough that they bait straight guys to fuck them, but they also turn actual gay guys off due to looking too feminine.

>>80026823
>>80026492
>>80026774
>>80026758

Fuck that is absolutely disgusting, fags are so gross.

>>80026475
Of course I would have preferred to fuck a woman, but that's a much more difficult prospect.

>>80026868
>ignoring the one post that debunks every post you mass replied to
nigger

>>80026841
at the time I legitimately thought I was bi. Porn induced homosexuality is quite fucking real and not just a meme.

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>>80026535
meh. it kinda does a little, but if you can't handle the dirt don't take your bike off the road, you dig?

>>80026823
>My brain was screaming at me that this was a man and everything was telling me that this was wrong
yup, sounds about right. the worst part is you can't wash it off now. you're a subhuman degenerate for the rest of your life. you're a disgrace to men and masculinity.

>>80027050
at least it wasn't me getting fucking though. Imagine if I had been that porn sick to take it up the ass from another dude. I had legitimately fantasized about that and thought after topping I'd try bottoming until I had such a bad experience.

>>80026879
I believe the majority plus faggots are the same as niggers in the degeneracy hierarchy

>>80026475
I tried to but none of them wanted sex with me because I wasn't good enough and now I'm forced to stay a incel virgin

>>80027067
>bad experience
Green text?

>>80026475
Go take a shit, but don't flush.
You like that smell? Then go ahead and have your "femboy bussy"
But if that shit odor bothers you, you're probably best off cutting back on your porn addiction and you should probably become more normal.

>>80027165
see >>80026823

I'm not going to green it but I fucked a twink in the ass and was completely disgusted by it.

>>80026880
even if you're bi, why go for men? you're still attracted to women so why not just be normal

>>80027302
because women want nothing to do with me. Going on grindr and finding a twink dtf was relatively easy.

>>80027326
>Going on grindr and finding a twink dtf was relatively easy
What is it like to be a chad and be able to have sex whenever you want?

>>80027338
It took a couple tries and waiting until Friday when more people were on and I had to deal with some messages from ugly old fucks wanting to fuck me but eventually I managed this guy was fairly close by. I didn't think I did a good job of convincing him but he invited me over anyway.

>>80026758
why would it?
not like being naked does the same thing

>>80026774
ive never had those issues, assuming i dont feel like i have shit down there (you know the feeling) i just stick a finger in there and if it feels clean i let my bf hit it. if im not sure ill either just abstain or use a douche. never had shit on his dick or have the room smell. is the american diet really this bad?

>>80027737
>if it feels clean i let my bf hit it
wait wait wait, you don't stretch your hole beforehand? how does he even get his dick in there when your ass is so tight? also doesn't it hurt when it's that tight?

>>80027737
where are you from? I want a hairless smooth feminine bf to use and beat up

>>80027813
nta but butts are stretchy. Not as stretchy as vaginas but decently stretchy. Plus a good top will finger a bottom's hole before sticking his cock in.

>>80027902
idk i'd rather go with one of those triangle butt plugs to make sure i'm ready. but to be fair maybe it's just my inexperience speaking since i've never had a cock in me despite fantasizing about it daily

>>80026475
I want to try it. I don't think a woman would ever enjoy having sex with me and would just fake enjoyment, which would make me feel like shit the entire time

Bio males can get hard, which indicates mild enjoyment at least.

>>80027813
no i just relax my bum and he carefully slides it in. basically what >>80027902 said
>>80027891
sweden

>>80026475
>has anyone fucked a femboy
>only 1 poster has and the rest is just anons arguing over scenarios they made up
I hate this site sometimes

>>80027957
>t. strongest swede "male"

>>80028042
i actually like being a failed male having taller older bf, i wouldnt want it any other way, sorry not sorry.

>>80027957
p o s t-b u s s y

No. Exact opposite. I like pussy in boy clothes with Axe body spray all over it. I dig me some girls in boxer shorts. I like tomboys who tomboy HARD. I have been a fan of the reverse trap since the girl next door wore overalls. I like me some boyish woman.
I have been accused of faggotry for this. This is mistaken. Tomboys are one of the OG flavors of pussy. Like chocolate and vanilla. Tomboy and girly girl. You can schlorp either one and it's the default setting.

>>80028092
cant cheat on my bf sorry

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>>80027957
what's your physique? do you swallow cum and piss? do you shave? how often do u fuck? do u cum quick? do you cover yourself in cum when u fuck? how kinky are you? when's the last time u fucked
greentext the first time

>>80027957
>sweden
Pathetic faggot you are a disgrace to your family and nation. Hope aids finishes you soon

>>80028147
is he an immigrant

>>80028234
rent free, all day every day <3

>>80028249
ew id never fuck a melanin enriched person, thats gross

>>80028527
Cry You stinky disease ridden faggot

is 'getting your guts rearranged' a meme or can you actually feel it in your intestine after a hard fuck?

>>80028527
you should put a hijab on and get fucked by immigrants

Never had gay sex but I've fucked women in the ass and can confirmed it smells like shit. Most of the time you don't really get any visible shit anywhere, but maybe 2 out of ten times I've gone in the shower afterwards and I have actual shit in my foreskin.
Yeah it smells bad, even if they have fiber haven't eaten in years or whatever, a lot of that smell is the sweat around the asshole, so you'd have to take a shower beforehand. And even if you've showered and have zero shit, the colon mucus membrane is still there and has its own smell, and there is gas too.
I mean you don't even have to believe me for this, literally ANYONE can verify this at any point, its especially easier for femboy stuff since everyone here is a dude.
Get in the shower and wash your ass to the upmost possible cleanliness level you can, I mean really go at it.
Then get out, put some lube in your finger, smell it, then put that lubed finger in your ass, pull it out and smell it again.
I guarantee you it will smell like shit.

>"But just eat the fiber and do this and that and this"
So you're telling me that all gay men ever, or even the majority of them, go through these rigorous diets and pre planned shitting and douching and washing before having sex? They aren't, no one fucking does that. Gays are known for doing random drop of a hat hookups in bathrooms and gay clubs. You just fucking know it reeks like dude fart in a room with two guys fucking. Pretty sure it's part of the charm for them along with eating ass (mostly gays doing this). They just like the smell of shit, they've become used to it.

>>80028187
ok but just because you asked so nicely
>what's your physique?
slim, 4 years on hormones
>do you swallow cum and piss?
cum yes piss fuck no ew
>do you shave?
ive lasered away the little hair i had
>how often do u fuck?
1-4 times a week
>do u cum quick?
depends on if i touch my pp or just climax through butt stimulation
>do you cover yourself in cum when u fuck?
no patrick, cum is not an instrument
>how kinky are you?
3 on a scale of 1-10
>when's the last time u fucked
today

greentext the first time
>be 16
>have bi friend i recently came out to, had just started hormones
>parents are out of town
>invite friend over for sleepover
>watch movies and just hang for a few hours
>start talking about sex
>"soo.. have you ever.." he asks
>no.. not yet.. i say
>"that's kinda cute honestly"
>we get closer to eachother
>"wanna try something" he asks
>i can feel him pressing against me
>y-yes i stammer out
>he proceeds to undress me
>kisses my entire body
>i go down on him
>bring out lube
>he enters me
>neither of us really knew wtf we were doing so it kinda hurt, yet still felt good
>he fucks me from behind while i touch myself
>i cum but he continues
>cums in me
>proceed to cuddle and drink some of my parents alcohol

>>80028534
>>80028534
please never start charging rent<3
>>80028570
it's kinda a meme, but in certain positions it can kinda feel like the dick is poking a little tooo deep and if you lay on ur back while getting fucked you can kinda see it poke ur stomach

i hate being a tranny. i wish i didnt have a fucked up brain and was just a cis man or a regular female woman. being a faggot is so disgusting i hate myself.

>>80028637
real, but hating oneself really isnt gonna get you anywhere, it's possible to live a decent life you just gotta work through your traumas.

>>80028648
its weird because ive never even had sex and im a shut in neet for the past 8 years.

>>80028620
statistically speaking a third of gay guys never did anal, and out of the remaining two thirds that do anal, only a tenth of them have more than one partner a week. furthermore, yes, it is very common for bottoms to follow a simple fiber-based diet (aka the meme gay celery diet) and take showers and do enemas before anal. it is not as complicated as you portray it and it still allows for spontaneity in sexual encounters, although again that is a minority of sexual men who are especially promiscuous.

>>80028652
im sorry about that anon :( idk how long youve transitioned for but it does get better i promise

>>80028675
about 4 years. i could pass if i lived somewhere better and wasnt unable to take care of myself

>>80028717
may i ask where you live anon?

>>80028631
Your loose asshole leaks the smell of shit btw, everyone is disgusted by ur stench. You pathetic weak genetic loser fag

>>80028740
go hug your mom, take a walk, help out in your community, get therapy.

genuinely what is even the goal of your comment you just sound mentally deranged lmao

faggots actually try to cope and pretend anal sex is clean and normal.

its not. you have shit on your dick no matter how much you clean it before and diet. and will always have a shit smell because your dick is literally penetrating an area meant to store and eject literal poop.

faggots like anal. solely. vagina feels 100 times better

>>80028637
Just stop being a weird faggot. Realise youve been indoctrinated by subhuman genetic dead end freaks and realise becoming a woman is impossible and that you will always be a man no matter how hard you try.

>>80028756
To let you know the truth about your pitiful existence. Ps 99% of humanity 100% agrees with me and knows you people are fucked up.

>>80028759
>>80028765
it's kind of sad how you're both obviously hurting, and are just sperging off on people to try to feel better about yourselves. it's not gonna work, you'll never feel better, you'll never not be in pain when you act like this. get help.

>>80028779
mentally ill man who tries to cope with why anal sex is ok and good to do;.

i personally am fine with people doing whatever they want. people can fuck eachother's anus in privacy. thats fine. but i am just saying its disgusting the majority of humans . for a good reason. it is not a sexual part of your body just because its a hole

>>80028787
>i personally am fine with people doing whatever they want.
yea clearly not since you decide to spend your weeked reeing about it on a mongolian flower picking forum

>>80028779
>hey man, eating shit is fucking gross

>"wow, who says that? you must be hurting. Honey who hurt you?"

>>80028799
>eating shit
idk what wack type of gay sex ur having but rock on dude as long as ur happy

>>80028779
Im happier and more successful than you will ever be because I run my own business and have started a family. While you live a soulless and hedonistic existence.

>>80026475
>Anyone here fucked a femboy
Yes.
>And regretted the decision.
No.
>>80027981
Is this your first time on /r9k/ since 2014 or something? This place turned into an irrecoverable and unrecognizable shithole over a decade ago.

>>80028814
>Im happier and more successful than you will ever be because I run my own business and have started a family.
yes because screeching about faggots having sex sure sounds like a successful go getter family man alright! fucking copeoid lmao.
>While you live a soulless and hedonistic existence.
literally rent free, keep making up scenarios about me babe

>>80026841
>but they also turn actual gay guys off due to looking too feminine.
Which is why femboys will kill themselves after 30 because 99% of people only like them for their body and nothing else

>>80028816
How do you have sex with a femboy?

>>80028882
you put your pp in him

like most things the idea of it is probably better than the reality

i'd be hesitant to be close with any transperson in real life cause i know that is likely a bag of mental illness waiting to be opened and i have my own issues to deal with

>>80026475
never regretted fucking my femboy.
Like, I've got him on retainer.
Super effeminate, been on hormones now for like six years, completely hairless, cute pert buttocks, really long hair. He's amazing. I love dressing him up in silks and lace and things.
my wife works in IT and every so often she has to go to washington for a microsoft seminar, and when she's gone I call him over and rearrange his guts.

No guilt or shame. I've already had kids, I've fulfilled my genetic imperative.

>>80028899
Yeah but how do you get a femboy to have sex with you when you're an ugly /r9k/ incel?

>>80028620
>he doesn't pregame the gay club with a box wine enema

>>80028916
step 1 and 2 anon... step 1 and 2...

>>80028882
I met the guy on /bant/ years ago before /bant/ became the no mans land it became today. The answer is be extremely lucky or not socially inept. If the latter isn't an option you're only left with trial and error. Try r9gay or the cuteboy threads on /trash/.

>>80028916
ok honestly just hang out near tranny communities and when you find a tranny/femboy just be extra nice to them. 95% certainty theyve never had someone actually treat them nicely. theyll melt pretty quickly. it's not super difficult. ive fucked 5 of them and dated 1, and im ugly and autistic

>>80026735
Anal actuslly feels incredible as the top. I'm a sadist so that's probably why. I made my gf in middleschool cry by doing her in the ass a lot.

>>80028882
You just mount him and do your thing
Think like a dog

>>80028952
how does chad end up here? what happened to you

>>80028915
watch you life come crashing down when your wife finds out
the bussy worth it anon?

>>80028952
go back to /fit/ this is a retard containment board

>>80028765
>realise becoming a woman is impossible and that you will always be a man no matter how hard you try.
do you think i havent thought about that or something? why do you think i hate myself?

>>80029019
he's not actually trying to give you words of wisdom. he's hurting and thinks that being a dick to other people is gonna make his life less shit.

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>>80029031
He's still right even if inadvertently. Fantasising is fine but we all need to come back to reality at the end of the day.

>>80028976
>>80028997
I was a chadlite nerd in school and had 5 or 6 nerdy girls giving me the 'fuck me' signs constsntly. I started dating the prettiest one (same girl who I was fucking in the ass constantly) and ended up pairbonding with her. We dated for years and I got free ass whenever, but she got in with a new group of friends in college and decided to become a Stacy and dump me, so I fell into depression and became a shutin NEET to this day. It's kind of too alte for me now because I'm 26. Shame.

>>80026475
Yeah, it's gross. My gf is a fujoshi and wanted to watch me fuck her gay friend. No matter how cute they dress it's still a dude. I could only keep my boner because I was watching my gf masturbate in the corner. Now in exchange I can set up a threesome with my gf and my big titty goth Coworker.

>>80029019
Well get it into your retard skull then lmfao.

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>go to their house
>run down
>light in the kitchen was broken so they had a single lamp plugged in on the counter
>none of the appliances worked so they just ordered food in
>mess everywhere
>multiple high end expensive PCs, RGB lights a blazing and huge television/screens everywhere
>boxes piled up in a corner
>sat on the sofa
>it was covered in cat hair
>house smelt bad
>weed everywhere
>bad conversation
>didn't have a clean glass to offer me a drink
>femboy wearing cheap strappy lingerie covered in red bumps from poor shaving
>mediocre head
>couldn't get fully hard
>didn't look as good as the pictures
>fucked his ass
>wasn't fully clean
>went to the bathroom after
>randomly found an old photo of him in a family frame
>just some dweeby looking person
>slathered in make up and lingerie to pretend to be a woman briefly, but underneath it all just a dweeb with thinning temples
>went home

>>80029378
This is the most depressing post I've ever read on this board

>>80028829
99% of humanity knows you are freaks and makes fun of you behind your back.

Execute bisexuals, their standards are so low that they'll be into it anyway

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>>80028620
>Get in the shower and wash your ass to the upmost possible cleanliness level you can, I mean really go at it.
>Then get out, put some lube in your finger, smell it, then put that lubed finger in your ass, pull it out and smell it again.
>I guarantee you it will smell like shit.
Thing is, I did do just that when I started experimenting with anal stuff a few days ago.
And it did not give off a whiff of anything untowards, much less shit. I was surprised at how long it stayed clean, too. Six hours later I could push fingers in to the same effect.

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>>80029378
tranny discord meme, m8

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Bait thread but just like dating anyone, you could end up with people that have no hygiene standards. I wouldnt consider sex or cuddling unless the other person knows how to shave and bathe themselves. Then again im a high standards bottom. Unless there's a lot of foreplay I typically dont do anal tho, usually I like giving blowjobs or footjobs to femboys or cute transgirls. Sometimes intercrural can be fun but it depends on a few things. I've tried dating women but we were looking for different things in a relationship typically.

>>80029775
Got any recs on the shaving part?
Tried it out for the first time with hair removal cream and liked the results. Thinking of going for an IPL now.

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>>80029833
Well rn I am gonna just shill the harrys razor because a few friends recommended it to me. One of them is a regular dude that shaves his head for that shiny cue ball head look. Just remember to use shaving cream and moisturizer while shaving so you dont irritate your skin, also try out different aftershaves to see what your skin needs. Lots of women razors just have the added benefit of some soap+moisturizer tacked onto the razor blade itself, so if you just apply your own its more effective and you dont have to pay the dumb girl tax. There are some effective home laser treatments but until I find someone that says it worked great I will just stick to shaving. Alternatively i've been getting into epilating but I really enjoy the pain experience. Typically ill drink a little then just spend some time in the bathtub doing my legs and arms with the epilator. Really wish there was a way to use it everywhere but i've had some pinches and bleeding from getting overzealous.

>>80029937
Cheers, m8.
Also,
>moisturizer while shaving
Not after?

>>80029775
>>80029937
You dont look like an anime character and you have sex in your poop hole. Its not like you can bleach the inside of ur ass to kill all the bacteria

>>80030094
It's always hilarious when you faggots (don't even deny it you're in this thread you sissy faggot) that never had sex before try to tell people that had sex what that was like.

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>>80030077
I like to keep applying moisturizer because it prevents irritation and dry skin. Also it helps soften up the hair for the razor. I usually make multiple passes cause im obsessive.

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>>80030094
no one looks like 2d. Its an anime website.

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>>80030113
Got ya, thanks man.
Silky smooth legs and arms, here I cum.

>>80029378
actual wife material wtf, stop hoarding her if you dont even like her, give her to me

>>80026475
No, I wouldn't mund trying it for once, but my penis is small and I'm not a chad/femboy myself so they're way above my league.

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>>80026475
I had a beautiful femboy with long hair in the summer of 2020 give me a blowjob. I paid him $200, but he wanted $300 for sex. I was 20 at the time, and he was 25. This is him.

>>80030299
Where I live for that much money you could have fucked a very attractive and clean female prostitute

You're mental

>>80026535
It does, put it into girl's butt by accident. Very yikes

>>80030519
All escorts are expensive in the US. They've actually drastically increased in price over the past couple years from already being very expensive. $300 escorts now cost $500, and $700 escorts now cost $1000.

>>80026475
The most I did was make out with a guy. I really didn't like it. Everything mannish about him really stuck out to me like his stubble and his body shape. Never again

>>80030742
I live in Europe and pay the lower price to fuck 8/10s sometimes 9s. You guys are mental.

>>80026475
CAN YOU FUKCING GAYS STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD, IM TIRED OF SEENING FEMBOY ASSHOLE EVERY TIME I REFRESH R9K

>>80029755
could anyone but a current or former tranny portray this so precisely?

>>80030742
hoe flation even occuring with escorts too

>>80030299
Lmfao how disgusting

>>80028620
that's why you use an enema to wash inside, i've fucked someone who actually prepped beforehand and there was no smell or visible shit, it's not that hard