Tripfag hate threadQott: do you have any pets? If you do what's it like? If you don't what pet would you get? Previous: >>80008867
>>80046791im an old man and i have to use a walker cause i broke my hip last summerwho wants to rape me?
RABBIT SUPREMACY :DDD join the cord: https://pastebin.com/teqTMJp9
EI LIENE VIERAS KAIKKEIN SALAISINKAAN MIELIHALUILLASTA ILTAAN PELKKA RAKKAUDEN TYOKALUVAIKKA KASITTELET MUA KUIN JAISTA LIHAPALAASISALLANI VIHA PALAAILOISESTI ROIHUTENMeow the miniature carry case came together well now to do my epic exercises for a bigger butt and then med time
Look at him, isn't he just the cutest boy with the biggest balls?
>>80046791May this thread be blessed with serenity, sincerity, agreements and compassion for one another, and ward away selfishness, disagreements, bait and cruelty. Thank YOU for making it, anon.
I would date you filey I thought you hated me :(
You SAID you WOULDN'T. Kono bakamoron aho idiot rude mean hater.
>>80047213You are putting words into my mouth.
You said you'd have rapesex with him because he is ugly and marry someone else
Meow who tryna have rapesex on me because I am ugly and not marriable yay
Yea what that other anon said (not meow.)
>>80047512i was kidding ruotsi I like you
>>80047543I don't believe you... You don't just make jokes like that you're just trying to damage control... Baka.
>>80047563I still like you :(
Legs feel like jelly uweeeh>>80047512They were both me therefore you agree to both muahahahaha
how do I get a cute, shy and autistic bf?
How can you properly rape a male who hasn't had time to clean his butt? I don't want shitdick.
>>80047653Throat exists and rape doesn't need to happen in some bushes somewhere
>>80047649Who is the one asking
>>80047573Really? How can I know that you are telling the truth? :(>>80047618Damn! I've been foiled once again!>>800476492/3 is the best I can do.
Meow got so much done today so happy sleep approaching snzzz
>>80047991Meow hru ruatsi
>>80047991Because I would not lie if I really disliked you.
>>80047691me, new gay robot who likes teto.
>>80048006Ah... Idk... A lot of emotions and a lot worries lately. But the evenings are calm, sometimes.>>80048038I've been lied to and deceiving too much to trust you. I am sorry.
>>80048079Waaa so Sad! Stay strong sverige friend yay
>>80048109It's hard to stay strong when so much is wrong, but I won't give up even when it's tough. #epicrap.
>>80048196Believe in ur selfe ruotsi yay
Meow sleep time door unlocked feel free to join me bf
>>80047372You guys can stop calling me bi or prison gay now and start referring to me as straight which I am btw
>>80048212Well, I'll do what I can. Sometimes it seems like the whole world is against me. Real life rarely has any happy endings, you know?
Proud to say I was by far the one who spent least time on the phone despite not leaving it out of my hand at home
bumping for the based letting the tripfag thread die
>>80045666>bit early Just in time to have it die, loser
Cumming after one day of no fap feels so much better and there is more cum which is cooler as well. I'm considering fapping every other day instead.
Why does doing nofap make my cock harder and longer and smell more?
>>80045840That's not anon, it's apostle it even says so in his name field
>>80045846You deserve the apostle @ for being a vagueposting, cum guzzling whore
>>80049479It's not a vague post they know exactly what I'm talking about and the only cum guzzling whore around here is meow but I didn't fall for his tricks so now that little bitch is just going to have to take it
Why is chadbot trying to fuck meowtranny now?
That's not what's happening it's meow who is trying to seduce me and failing btw because he's a stupid whore
>>80046883Why are you spamming that you dumb faggot?>>80046884I love rabbits but I hate you. This triggers my fight or flight response >>80047267At least he isn't putting his penis>>80047649By posting cute anime girls on 4chan>>80048196Well done
Right side of my upper jaw has been feeling weird and numb for few days now and I'm starting to fear it's the wisdom tooth bs AGAIN, why must I suffer so? I thought that was dead and buried
>>80046263Gay bottoms would rather get pegged by girls than fuck a non chad
No one under 25 deserves to have their voice heard exhibit 9000:>>80047077
Whoever that anon was that was asking about black mesa before I finally got it and I highly recommend it
>>80046791I've never had a petI probably don't have the lifestyle for a huskydog, maybe a turtle or something
>tfw want a bf but can't stop farting all the timeI got to a healthy weight why does my ass keep fucking clapping by itself I hate this.
>>80050085It's your diet you goose
>>80050126I haven't eaten all day it's my ass it's broken or something.
>>80049543Sovlpost
>>80050134eating food affects the chemical balance of your gut
>>80050161But I haven't eaten why am I still fucking brapping? No man would ever bf a farting boy.
>>80050173I just said by not eatingyour gut is doing thingsthat could be remedied by eatingbecause it would restore the balance
A simple question is how bad do they stink and are they noisy? personally I think if you can't handle a bf's farts then you don't deserve one. You are both men, men fart and there's nothing wrong with it.
>>80049985>>80049945You fags deserve it though because all bottoms are scum so being deprived of tops like that is a good thing
Meanwhile I'm stuffing my face again because I'm ravenously hungry and never full for more than a couple hours anymore. Not sure why but even after a large meal I'm snacking just a couple hours later.
is it normal that I want to be face fucked but not ass fucked? I like penis, but I'm not interested in someone putting it in my ass....
>>80050961It's normal and based and I approve
>>80050961there's quite a few people here like that. just curious would you want to stick your cock in an ass?
Neil Gaiman sexual abuse accusations are hilarious
>>80050961Is it normal that I want to be faced fucked but I'm a top? I like bottom penis and I want it in my face....
>>80047512Apostle is christian. How do you feel about it? Why don't you bf him?
>>80046791I would like a cat the most I think (say munchkin, British short hair, Siamese, ragdoll...or any cause they all cute!) but I'd be ok with a dog maaaaybe (cute dogs are cute but not all dogs are cute, I hate quite a few breeds), I LOVE all rabbits they would be adorable pets and last thing I'd consider is a hamster
>80050173100% this is bait for disgusting fartsexuals
>>80050996I've already done that and I liked it but not as much as getting my dick sucked or sucking dick>>80050999yes, it's normal, I'm a top too but I love sucking dick
>>80050245>women don't fart or shit
>>80051038pure breed cats often have health problems. the healthiest kitties are just regular cats.
Tops that suck dick are not actual tops, they're subhuman faggots and no self respecting bottom would date them.Sex having bishits >>>/out/
I consider myself a true vers in the since I equally want to fuck, be fucked, suck dick and get mine sucked.
>>80051091Okay so you want a chad top and chad tops never suck dick but how does sucking dick turn you into a bisexual?
If I had a bf and did all that, he'd be a chad and I'd return all these favours too. But I'm not a chad bottom so I don't really know what chad tops do :(New captcha is messy
>>80050961I don't see a problem with it. I have a bf and we rarely do pp in the butt, but we facefuck each other just about every day.
facefucking sound too rough for me. I want to suck dick and have him just enjoy, not have my face turned into an onahole.
>>80051254It never starts as facefucking, anon. But once it hits a certain point they usually start humping your face.
>>80051266Seriously, every time? can't people control themselves even a little? I could never imagine doing it to someone.
I've seen videos of facefucking though and sometimes they end up puking or doing this thing where all the snot shoots out of their nose into this big goopy glob and I worry about that happening even though I know I'll never have sex because my penis is too small (under 8 inches)
I like how fags are such whores that even a gay robot general is full of bf havers and sex havers el mayo
>>80051303I was fagcel until I was 29 years old. I should leave but I keep coming back to check on people.
>>80051303I'm not a whore but I've had sex in my life.....
>>80051359to many here simply having a bf or doing anything sexual makes you a whore. supposedly they will not even kiss their bfs until they are married.
>>80051303Why are you here btw?
>tfw no mutt bf to measure me with his boyfeet, as is their tradition
I need a bf that will teach that napping and waking up in the middle of the night is bad. I'm also sadly not a chad to have the "hey babe come back" thrown at me.
Sooo cold out, need bf to snuggle all night with. gib bf now.
>>80052027I'm naturally cold :(gib warm bf
>>80052089So am I. Seriously it''s already 11f out and will be in the single digits if not below 0 by morning. I have a nice thick wool blanket I'd love to share.
>>80052132I would join if you are my fbf only of course
>>80052146maybe, but the blanket is kinda small so we might have to cuddle all night. Hope neither of us hogs it.
>>80052204you WILL frot all night.
>>80052229can you just hump my ass all night instead? I wanna be the little spoon.
Porridge failed it. Is. OVER. For. Me-ow....
euros actually eat porridge? I thought that was a medieval thing from nursery rhymes?
>>80052345Porridge is healthy and filling blaa although not if it fails
>>80052351How did it fail? What even is it, like oatmeal or something?
>>80052255yea can I cum and bite you tho :>
>>80052374Sure, just wipe it up so the blanket doesn't get dirty. and what do you mean by biting?
>>80052382maybe I can cum inside to not get it dirty?like biting on your shoulder
>>80052420I was hoping this wouldn't get too lewd but yeah we can have sex before bed, you can cum in me and then we sleep. You better be satisfied because I want wholesome sleeping.
>>80052432I promise I'm a wholesome boy usually I just get a bit horni sometimes around my fbf >.<
Why are french tanks so kino lads? They are just so kewl.
how do I get a gay bf who let me suck his tiny pp!
My pp is small, but I'll never let fbf even look at it because I'm not a chad.
>>80050999>>80051056topsuckersprint the t shirtdesign the flag
I got a job interview today, wish me luck lads.The pay is really good and I will be paid in the mighty American Dollar. Its also x3 times my current pay. So wish me luck so that I get it.
I hope the employer is a black guy who sniffs out your racist ass and doesn't hire you.
I hope the employer is a black guy who sniffs your racist ass and offers you some of his big brown hard sugar canes overtime.
>>80052591Me Racist? Never I believe in all races equally.
i hope you guys grow up and stop fetishizing and thus alienating regular people like you and me :)
>fetishizingare you his black employer? nice hefty black chode btw
OP pic reminds of those days, those days on /r9gay/
its dead and gone and
it's very strange that Theapostle brought up that he had a job interview
>>80052978Why? I am not completely unemployable, believe it or not?!
>>80052999>Why?I don't know man...we're all having difficulties right now..and you're bringing up the fact you got a job interview..
>>80053025Isn't that a difficulty for me as well? Don't be so judgmental anon.
>>80052629You're not from here.There's nothing here for you but insistent degradationDemon possessed false humans make this their home
do you hate gay normalfags pretending to be incels or straight normalfags pretending to be incels more?
What about gay incels pretending to be straight normalfags?
Threw up again this time in public feel so embarrassed oh nyoo
>>80053303the former because they come here and shit up my thread
>>80053303I just hate straights pretending to be gay.
>>80053303Straight ones because there is more of them>>80053659This is very annoying too
You're not true gay unless you want cock
that disambiguation is a trojan horse for biniggersYou're not gay unless you're a man that exclusively sees himself in relationship with a guy and attracted to men only
if u like men so much why don't u marry 1 LMAO
>>80054204Okay anon, I pick (you). Does the summer og 2025 sound good?
This is so true fagsisters!
>>80055013quit acting like such a nigger
>>80055027Sorry, let me try again. Is this true, gentlemen of the homosexual variant of which in you are my brethren?
Americans, is this really real? Do you really eat this stuff?
>>80055079The label appears to be in French, indicating that this product is not being produced or sold in the United States but perhaps in Canada instead.
Painted minis YAY. HRU everyoune
>>80051006He may be Christian in name but it is obvious he is not a good man of The Lord. I'm not a gold star Christian either, I sin more than I should and would like to, but he is much farther from the path than I am.
>>80055162Such wisdom my fellow brother, but it seems this product also exists in the United States as well (thank you mr google), so my question still stands.
>>80055244Of course, you (I) shouldn't compare yourself (myself) to others when you are not a good man either (Matthew 7:3), but I can say with confidence that he is not "really" a true Christian. Then again I do not know his story or belief, so perhaps I shouldn't lay judgement on him.
>>80055228yay! im doing so good, sort of. how are you?
>>80055257it's a sugar bomb cereal with cartoons to attract kids. Get them hooked early on processed foods and more than daily recommended value of sugar in two bites.
>>80055474Pretty good my new meds help me do more stuff in a day so I'm happy yay
>>80055560America really is cooked.
>in thread not about me>unprompted decide to shit on me for no reasonwhy do all faggots act like this
>>80055585just a fact of life really. Also they put sugar in nearly everything so that foods without it taste weird to us. We really are just cattle being fed slop.
>55GB updateModern video games.
>>80055607America is my favourite corporation :).
Asking here too because why not. Fellas, is it weird to send sketches of someone in their DMs on discord? There's a cute femboy in a server I'm in and we like to bully him playfully because he seems to enjoy it. I made a couple of sketches of him and sent those to him in DM saying it's a bit of a "gift" to show him he's appreciated. Since then, almost 24hrs ago, he has posted on the server but hasn't answered to my DM at all. I'm on the older side of the user base of discord and I fear I acted creepy or broken some unspoken rule, you guys have any insight for me?
I eat fast because eating food is a chore.
>>80056087Yeah, that is kinda cringe.
Worst thing about visiting relatives is everyone pressuring you into eating more and trying out 15 different meals. I'm not built for that.
>>80056087I can't even talk to femboys because I'm so ugly and short literally everyone here has it better then me and I can't do anything about it and doing nofap is only making it worse and making me emotional and desire a relationship>>80056340Worst thing about visiting relatives is them calling me ugly and making fun of me
I'd love some home cooked food right now. It's cold and I'm hungry.
Need cock blaa gruoohhh
I want a bottom to feed me home cooked meals out of his ass
>>80056335Is it really? Damn, yikes. Goes to show my age.
Socially inept people are such fucking retards I hate them. Probably a lot of you are like that. They can't pick up on social ques no matter how clear they are. But what I hate the most is the constant interruptions when someone else is talking to say something completely unrelated to the story the other guy was telling and so out of the left field it's actually said. Schizos do this a lot and it's them who I hate the most. They never stick to a topic, the conversation never logically flows and the next story or topic never builds on the previous one, nothing is connected (topics switch when there is nothing left to say) it's just constant strings of half told stories. It's like a fucking pinball. A mix of selfishness, desire to be the center of attention and social retardation. I'm filled with murderous rage.
I have no hands and I must type
>>80056557You don't need a schizo for that kind of behavior, my guy. Younger people these days have a different way of socializing and they have terrible attention spans, yes, it makes conversations feel spazzy.you know very well what the alternative is, going outside and interacting with people that have learned to be with others face to face instead of behind a computer screen.You may be angry, but ultimately it's your own fault.
>>80056600Hey retard. Hey you fucking piece of shit stupid faggot. I was irl. I am talking about irl socializing. Normalfags are not much better they do the same but they do it because they don't care about anything except talking about themselves, which would be fun if they were interesting which very few of them are.Internet communication is so different because I can mention few different topics in different messages at the same-ish time and (you) can respond to each one when you see it without forgetting what was said. Irl is more fast paced while online is at your own pace WHICH IS WHY I PREFER IT
>>80055013So true bestie, except you don't go around bootlicking or defending yourself by saying "well I'm one of the good ones", you go on offense and bring up all the pathetic simpshit straggots do and their logical inconsistencies. I hate them (straggots, be it robots or normalfags (non homosexual)) about as much as normalfags (homosexual)
You people complain about "simp shit" and shit talk simping all the time but when someone like me starts actually calling out bottoms for their shitty behavior you all start bitching and nagging because the second someone isn't worshipping the ground you walk on you can't handle it because all bottoms are worthless attention whores that only want chad
>>80055244>>80055276Why would anyone hate apostle, he is so nice and cool?
>80055594The solution: bring it up in a gay general that isn't about you or the thread you're bitching about ya dum tranny el mayo
>>80056758you have that problem irl?you either hang out with a lot of autistic peopleor the issue is you. immediately resorting to insults makes me think you might be the problem you're trying to solve
tfw too mature to post on and or read r9gay
>>80057114>condescendingly replies to me venting while assuming what I'm talking about>gets a hostile response >blames me for being socially inept when I'm not trying to socialize with him?Just stop bro. I'm over it. I need to recharge so leave me alone.
Meow need bf to cuddle with wwwaaawawaeaaaa waaa waaa!!!!!!!
flying to finland right, now should be there in 10 hours or so.
>>80056981Nice try apostle kun.
>>80057266Wwwaaaaaa too late waa
>>80057249haha youre cuddless and lonely. how many years has it been
>tfw the old internet is dead and it's never coming back
Imagine just flying to Helsinki and trying to find meow. would make a nice romcom.
>>80057241>leave me aloneit's the internet, you have the freedom of not reading and not answering whenever you feel like.
do you guys like boards of canada?
>>80057304Waaaa>>80057354I don't wanna be found I'm ugly and evil waa
>>80057424Boards of what? I don't like any Canadian board of directors. I do like them killing patients instead of treating them yay
Reminder it's slutty to walk around barefoot
how tf are you a gay incel? just afraid to be publicly gay?
>>80057493How else am I supposed to walk in my own home
>>80057424I like music is math thanks for reminding me to check out more of their stuff
I always wear socks when at home. I don't like being barefoot.
>>80057537With socks on? Use flip flops or slippers as well
>>80057483check this outhttps://youtu.be/Ng2vTXxnD20?si=z1VLlQT7onXeu9Uv>>80057568why not barefoot on your own home....
Hiding your feet because they're too beautiful > Hiding your feet because you're ashamed of how ugly they are
how do you do peasants
I wear socks or slippers at home because I cannot maintain at all times the level of cleanliness required to stop my feet getting dirtied
>>80057589need to see beautiful feet....
>>80057586*inWhy are you getting your feet dirty? At least wear flip flops Do you hate socks?
>>80057424Wtf is a board of canada?
>>80056087I've encountered that as a positive thing before, but you generally have to ask if you can use him as a reference first. Which is itself a compliment. Not asking can cause shenanigans.Some may not accept it, but most people like having their image rendered artistically. I suppose it would also depend on how well the person is captured, caricatures notwithstanding.
>>80057636an electronic music duo, they make very relaxing and nostalgic music, I recommend giving them a listen.>>80057622I don't hate socks but where I live is really hot rn so even wearing flip flops gets my feet really warm and I don't like it!
>>80057568Based me too need a bf like this DESU.
I need a bf. I am very lonely.
>taking off your socks and puting your feet on your footfag bfs lap to watch his reaction
>>80057840Are you canadian yourself or do you just happen to listen to niche canadian bands as a coincidence
Some broke ass nigga tried doing a PayPal chargeback on me just now.
>>80057570I'd rather die than use socks when I don't need to
>>80058226>anon is a barefoot activist
>>80057700well the guy is just a regular twink with fluffy hair and face mask, so my sketches are pretty loose in terms of similarity. i didn't think it was necessary to ask first honestly, he posted his pics and even doxxed himself so I didn't think that would be a problem as he didn't seem overly cautious of his own image. i dunno, I'm a bit sad I tried to do something nice and maybe ended up creeping someone out
>>80058523If he was posting himself at length then it's pretty much fair game imo desuIt could be a complete coincidence or not a bad thing, give it time.
my future boyfriend (fbf)
>>80058564im also kinda confused over how I should deal with him in the meantime in the server desu.
>tfw no cute stalker bf to draw sketches of me
>>80058594>stalkerharsh, is that how it looks like though? oh godam I an old weirdo??
>>80058612based if you're cutecringe if you're ugly
>>80058588I know it's an autism test but behaving in a way other than normal is only going to increase the weirdness.
>>80058588why bother talking to an average femboy, they're not worth it at all lol.
>>80058635no i know that, it's just that we were kinda friendly before this, so I'm not sure if by being the same i would keep just looking like a weirdo. I am thinking I should probably pull it back a smidge>>80058620I'm not cute. i am a 30yr old man who lifts weights and punches people. which is precisely why I was worried to appear "stalkery">>80058637he's a pretty chill guy, and it's not like I want to court him anyway. I just felt like doing something nice for him
>get back into my old hobby>overdo it >lose interest again
>>80059029what was your old hobby?
>>80059029Wots ur hobby lad? hopefully something exciting
>>80059109>what was your old hobby?mma
>>80059263oh sick. yeah i understand you, I've been in combat sport for 16yrs now, it's a tough hobby. repetition does your head in, sam sheridan spoke about it in his first book.
>>80059263>.>>80059275>>80059275GEtting beaten to pulpWHY?
>>80059384>whybecause it feels good to test yourself, to face violence and learn to deal with your fear. you discover things about yourself and it empowers you. It sounds weird in an age of guns and ballistic missiles, but learning to fight makes the world feel less scary, it's like getting back a piece of agency. and, let's be real, I am a man, I like to be aggressive and fight, it's fun, exhilarating even.
my brother is into fighting sports like mma, ufc, and boxing (watching them anyway) yet has never thrown a punch or been in a fight in life. I think a lot of is is hyper masculine overcompensation.
https://youtu.be/jJyp_sHOtykI hate zoomers I hate zoomers I hate zoomers
I met the cutest boy of all time on r9gay once I miss him
Boy I sure do love eating cum
Bottoms need to stop eating their own cum it's disgusting behavior
I'm a bottom and cum into a tissue like a normal guy. I would only swallow my bf's.
I once again regret the passage of time in a light speed manner
I regret clicking on that twink sex thread it made me fail my nofap I wish I could just have sex with a bottom instead of having to fap
If you just want casual sex then go on the apps. You can find a bottom willing to let you fuck him. They're amazingly common.
>They're amazingly common.For chad maybe they are
I still can't find that stupid cat plushie with the heart I saw about 2 weeks ago. I have been to almost every single one of those stores where I live and they have every other one but the cat. This has to be a plot against me from being happy and enjoying a soft cuddly cat plushie
I regressed and did an all meat dinner again. I just didn't feel like cooking potatoes.
>>80047207Do you think they made out before or after Omori murdered his sister and then staged it as a suicide?Also I don't have the money for a pet right now, but eventually I wanna get another iguana. I had one in my 20s and they're awesome as long as you know how to take care of them and train them.
repeating my request for a bf willing to cuddle the night with me, it's going to be even colder.
>>80060797Are you a bottom and would you be bfs with me even though I'm ugly and short and have a small ugly penis?
>>80060797I buy you a lion squishmallow and insert an element to make him heated, just plug him in and set the dial how warm you want your bf to be.
freshly showered fat neet; feels good I haven't had one for a while.
>>80047649That's me! That's me!! here I am!!
That doesn't seem too shy to me, buddy boy
>>80057424No, I like Real McCoyshttps://youtu.be/OqYG87oxlGo
>>80059431maybe he likes seeing scantily clad masculine men going dancing around a ring, fighting sports can be quite enjoyable to watch up until they start having real injuries (black eye bleeding etc..) then i'm out.
https://dulm.blue/normie/index.phpis there anyway to recover from this?
>>80051371no i needs to kiss my fbf very much and soons if i can find him, i do want to wait until we're engaged for the sex tho.
>>80062011I don't think this methodology is good because you can be a non-normalfag but still able to face up to people like a sociopath mightt. spergo
>>80055079i have i'm not proud of it
>>80056557this just sounds like most conversations with normalfags desu, maybe the problem is you're a tad autistic and want all conversation to be in the form of socratic seminar? (based because me too)
i asked him out he said yes then he hasnt responded in over 24 hours its over..
>>80058022i have fantasies of doing this but as a show of dominance
>>80062079i think not exactly because some just don't quite make sense but i think top to bottom is most to least pro-social beliefs and right to left is most to least integrated into society, that's why sociopath is bottom right because they're the least pro-social since they only care about themselves and (in the extreme) murder people, but they can also mask and appear normal to the rest of society. this doesn't fully make sense because like some versions of the chad meme make him out to be a good guy in addition to his looks and success so i guess him being most pro-social makes sense but i don't see how party dude and simp are in his level but i still think generally that's what it's trying to show.
i called him cute for being a nerd and his response was to be even more of a nerd fuck i think i might have feelings for him
>>80059583tell me about him, anon. what happened?
>>80062541oh god, you are worrisome, you better be glad youre not op.plus, men dont like being called cute, but boys do.
I'm a twinkcel
Half as bright, twice as long.
>>80047333we looking for someone who would this to us anon
I don't like knowing things while not knowing how I know themit makes me look way less hinged than I really am
>>80062231WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? HOW???
>>80062011bullshit test desu only one question is needed: do you have autism y/n
>>80063679not him but isn't footfagging one of the easiest possible dominant things since you're literally at his feetor things like foot massages are vaguely submissive
>>80062011>Be an actual sperg that hasn't had a casual interaction outside of work/family in years>get failed normieI think this test SUCKS
Frew up my hole lunch again waa there might Be something wrong with me
on this beautiful day, we move forth on our journey once more, freed from the burden of having to torture mentally ill bottoms.
>>80064118Last I checked I'm still signed up for that
>>80064125Let their mental illness be their own tormentor akhi. The Jihad needs you more.
>>80062152What's the problem with them?>>80062192Probably>>80062214On to the next one because 24hours is too much to wait apparently
>>80063626You don't remember how you learned them or where? What are you talking about?
>>80063807You can keep a job and have family, normalfag
>norwood 2>still think i could bottomit's over isn't it
>>80064440But does your hair look good?
>tfw norwood one
Why is there an /r9gay/ but no /r9straight/?Why can't you just go to /lgbt/ or /b/ or somewhere where you fit in better?
>>80064678they've tried about ten times to make /r9straight/ and it's always gone nowhere, so you tell me
>>80064678Evidently there is enough robots that are gay or queer, but don't feel as comfortable on other boards as they do here.It's not a problem and it's a cute Gen.
Another day of drinking copious amounts of tea in a vain attempt to stop my sore throat from killing me
>>80061636Perfect bf spotted, attempting to locate, sending rescue squad...
>>80064362I live with my family because I can't support myself, because I have to. I've worked but I wasn't able to keep the job. Happy now?
>>80065261>>80064362Also I just did the robot test from the robot general thread and I scored 154, so what gives?
>tfw ywn poison your fbf and tell him the only way you'll give him the antidote is if he showers you in affection and cuddles and kisses Sigh, why even live?
>tfw no kind owner bf
>>80065404You don't need poison I will just do this for free in fact I will travel to you wherever you are just to do this to you
>>80066182Finland, Hell sink y, Adolf Virginin polku street, house number 22
>>80066182But then what if you leave me? What if you start being distracted by something else and pay less attention to me? What if you start forgetting about me? I need a way to keep my bf's attention...>>80066215HEY rude I am NOT meow
>tfw no repressing (his homosexuality) bf
>>80066224You can do that easily just by being loving and supportive!! You don't have to resort to such dirty underhanded tactics.
>>80066324No my bf will leave me once he finds out I'm useless and mentally ill, I need to keep him chained to me somehow or I'll die when he leaves me. Do you think a double suicide would be good? That is one of my fantasies as well.
>>80066332double suiciding yourself and him will send your soul to hell while he goes to heaven and you'll be separated for eternity
>>80066339Well in the end, isn't that the best? I am not someone suited for heaven, I am too much of a bad person. I'll easily sacrifice a chance in heaven to be with him (my dream fbf.)
Sometimes I forget and have to remind myself that when I see a bottom asking for a bf in their post that they are exclusively talking about chad
>>80066423Sometimes I forget and have to remind myself that when I see a top asking for a bf in their post that they are exclusively talking about femboys or perfect twinks
>>80066445real as shit my dudethey'd be better off stopping the cope and getting a gf
>>80066445None of the bottoms here are perfect and yet none of them want sex with me and they all reject me
Whiney faggots bitching about nothing all day should be forced to get real issues so that at least they have a reason to cry about non stop
my real issue and only issue is tfw no bf because romantic fulfillment and a lifelong partner is my dream, my goal, and where I want to see myself in the future
I'm pretty fucking perfect actually
>>80066527>tfw no bf to discipline me and give me "real issues" whenever I whine
>>80066654You only think that you're perfect which is why you only want to fuck chad and it's because people keep putting the bussy on a pedestal and simping for bottoms it's given them unrealistic standards for dating and a massive ego when in reality you should all be lining up to suck on my tiny malformed penis
>>80066526Me on the right, my fbf on the left. This image is really hot btw.
why are their butts red? No harm the cute little bottoms.
Why does everything take so much effort? (Don't answer) (Rethorical) #bored #sick #2kewl4skewl
I'm kinda sick too, come here and let's share our germs.
>>80066347Routsi you will never go to heaven
>>80067044>why are their butts red? I don't see any red, is that anon retarded?
>>80067489look on their cheeks, particularly the left one. Parts look very pink, almost as if they were spanked recently.
>>80067506They're wearing jeans anon. I don't see any red. are you sure?
>>80067044It's honestly probably my favorite pic of gay bottoms it's just 2 really cute bottoms being naked and getting close to each other and kissing like that I love it and honestly if I ever do manage to get a bottom bf I kind of hope he acts this way with other bottoms while he's with me
>>80067520I'm talking about the bare assed real life twinks not your anime picture.
>>80067616But your post was under the anime one, the other one was far back, how was anyone supposed to know what you mean?
>>80067603What are you, some kind of cuck?
>>80067655He is a known sissy cuck who faps to bbc porn
>>80067655It's not cucking if it's with another bottom since there would be no penetration and the other bottom would probably be cute too
hey fags your threads are slow lately huh
>>80067664I've actually been openly racist the entire time I've posted here so idk what you're talking about probably just another sissy tranny like meow trying to project your closeted fetishes onto others
>>80067709It is well known racists and republicans are the ones fapping to bbc and you have been cought linking racebait threads here and fantasizing about meow fucking his brown coworkers
>>80067882That was meow linking his own threads and meow fantasizing about his coworkers stop trying to blame everything a deranged schizo tranny does on me I am not meow and I am not responsible for his actions
I used a site to measure my tiny white penis and the site says that my penis is a good size but all the bottoms I've talked to have said my penis is too small which just further proves they only want a chad with an unnaturally long penis and that all bottoms are size queens
>>80068774it maybe that telling them "i'm obsessed about my small penis" is more of a turnoff than your actual small penis
you're kidding yourself if you never wanted to be a weird little guy going "yessh lord frieeeza" in the newest dragonball media
>>80067480Damn I surprised you realised it was me, I need to get better at disguising my posts... But you are right, I have no choice at heaven, for now...
>>80069076The constant self hate whining gave it away
>>80069234Waaaaaa ; - ;
>>80068877>sol negrodb-z? more like bb-c!
>>80064348>What's the problem with them?nothing if you plan to die young or just have no self respect.
>>80069306Isnt it just a snack like many other shitty ones? What makes it so special?
do you guys like him
>>80064359"gut feeling"sthere's no way for me to explain to someone why I know something so I can't use the information even if I track it back afterward and it's correct
>>80069406he is purple. I don't know anything about transformers.
>>80068837I never bring up my small penis until they mention it first
>>80069406I like him very much. Reading some of the comics has made Shockwave seem so much cooler to me
>>80069560purple potato>>80069717Didn't he take over the Cons for a while? I grew up with the G1 show so I only know him from there.I had to customize him from this one cause he had the best color. Gonna give the same treatment to Starscream and Soundwave soon with some paint I ordered.
>Monster cans are 300ml>I measure out to 296,32ml minWe're reaching over levels previously thought impossible.
>>80069767>Didn't he take over the Cons for a while?He does a few times when Megatron is out of commission. Good leader apart from not being popular which is a slight issue when leading a war effort.
I wish a cute boy could transform into my bf.
>>80069994I always thought Soundwave would be the natural successor aside from Starscream. He does in the new comics run. It's pretty kino if you haven't read it yet.
I need a bf to teach me transformers lore among other things.
>>80069912>ml/min >rate of something so not his heighta-a-anon that sure is a lot cute you got there. what are you going to do with it all?
>>80070613Anons in other threads are writing gay fanfics about eachother confirming once again this is the least gay thread on the whole board
>>80070613minimum you doltI rounded values down because it takes work to go higherbut 300ml/min is fucking hilarious to consider, instant dehydration prune
>>80069912Do this with another can and if it comes up short regularly report it to your state board of commerce or whatever. They could be intentionally underfilling cans by a tiny bit thinking they won't get caught.
>>80070681Also a valid concern but I think you missed the significance of the monster can as a narrative device
>LGBT on TV
>>80070739I know it's kinda meme among femboys but I don't see what the amount of liquid inside the can has to do with that.
>>80070751The guy complaining up there posted a percentile calculator which gives out the volume as fluid units for some raisin even if they're mostly interchangeable
Waa where nice man who owns me and treats me well wa *dies*
>>80070646hmm...monster cans sounds complicated, i'll stick with boyfeet because i'm not smart like you nonny :)>>80070631would you mind linking that thread? so i can make sure not to accidentally read it, thanks
>>80070783hard day meow? Have classes started again?
>tfw no prune bf that i have to rehydrate with my love after he's drained all his fluids into me
Need bottom twink bf that has sex with me but also other bottoms at the same time
>>80070789>>80066270Board drama
>>80070783that's a lot of tissues. i guess flu season is pretty bad this year huh
>>80070025(Clever post)
>>80070796Not really, I just had two lectures and a shift but I'm kinda lonely yanno le sigh>>80070823No kidding mang
>>80070789The sovl way to measure anything is with boyfeet but only cute boys with cute feet should know the dark arts
>>80070899How do I get a cute boy to measure my small penis using his cute boyfeet?
I didn't have a nap today and now I'm all cranky. It's too late for one too yet also too early to just go to bed.
Never too late for a nap considering I woke up from one to see that I will never be a cute chad bottom femboy bitch bf to measure and do things to my very hypothetical fbf pp with my shoe size 45-46/12 in burger units boy feeties. Shall take a 6 feet under nap instead.
looks like one of the 9 is going to the vet tomorrow. My oldest cat keeps holding her mouth open for minutes at a time. She doesn't appear to be struggling to breathe or in any serious danger but I've never had a cat do this before. I hope it isn't serious, I don't think I could handle losing a kitty yet.
>tfw chad femboy bottom poster has bigger feet then meEven the bottoms are foot mogging me if I was a chad I'd have bigger feet
They are still too small for someone over 6'3" just like everything on me haha no :) it actually hurts hehe :(( teehee
I got a label maker for christmas and I really like it cause now I can physically project my thoughts anywhere as long as I'm judicious and don't use up all my paper
>>80072797I won't think it's anything serious. Was she diagnosed before? Is she an older kitty?
I feel the strong temptation to use it for nefarious deedsSuch as putting labels in places where they don't belong
Labels can be very hurtful.
I'll be ethically mischievous, pwomise
guys wake up I need stimulation
>>80074538NEVER, you are on your own here lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw
>>80074538What's upI'm going to the dentist today I think they plan to dig out my teeth and replace them with spiderswhat are you gonna do today
>>80074854jack off in your faceoh sorry you were talking to yourself my bad
I hate this stupid troll thread and all the "people" in itAll four of them
>>80074873Seems like a fun activity, what place what time? And no I wasn't really, I am talking to (you).
>>80074854Why do you think that sounds unpleasant
>>80074580what the fuck is your problemI can't believe you aren't being paid for doing this for as long as you havefucking evil person
sell my data now bitch the gravy train is over
>>80073152This is very cute of you anon
>>80074538guys I need to wake up from a simulation
>>80075030you people are so fucking evilit's incomprehensibleI mean the depths of evil itself isn't but the reasoning behind it isYou cruel fuckers
Nights full of dreams, Days full of hurt
>>80075044That's adorable anon. Very chuuni <3
>>80074982Why? Well, I get paranoid thoughts about the dentist and hospital sometimes, you know? I used to be really afraid of the dentist (as a grown man) and kept thinking thoughts like they're gonna take my blood or break my teeth or inject me with poison etc, just how my scaredy cat brain works I suppose, but I've gotten used to visits now. Also you didn't answer my question... Grrrrr
>>80075034Have you tried overloading the simulation?
I wanted to go to go to the gym again but my throat is killing me and I felt lightheaded when I got out of bed to go to the bathroom. I don't think I'm in a good enough shape to leave the house, let alone do harder physical activities
>>80075124Are you one of storyanon's cats? Can you also speak or just type?
>>80075147I have no achieved kitty status so far, but maybe it's possible in the future anon.
>>80075151How does one go about that? Do you already have some catlike qualities?
are there any actual fags here or is it all discordfags and tripfags vagueposting at each other
>>80075167It's literal intelligence agenciesI hate you
You're all fucking terrible
>>80075190very aggressive anon. don't worry i hate federal agencies too, wanna kiss?
>>80075200You can kiss my perked butthole who the fuck even are you people
>>80075212i'm a bored man on the internet and if you insist i'll give your butt a kiss. plz be clean. also are you having an episode because thats not fun
>>80075159I can't reveal those secrets, they'll have me executed.But here's a tip, you can start by meowing.>>80075167I'm a pretty huge faggot, or so they say.
>>80075221okay but who is this "they". are they the ones torturing that other poor guy because he seems distressed..... and just how big of a fag are you
Tranny alcohol drinking, his sanity sinkingHe will never be a woman, he is barely humanFull of hate and anger, he lashes out at any strangerNo matter how much he tries, he cannot drown the rope's seductive criesHis inevitable doom arrives, by his own hand not by spies
>>80075229>okay but who is this "they"I can't say>and just how big of a fag are youdo you have a graph or a scale or something?
>>80075221This thread thought me that if you meow you turn into a possum
>>80075366No that's just that one guy cos he did it wrong.
>>80075372Can you teach us how to do it correctly? I like possums but I would rather be a catWould you like being the 10th cat in storyanon's batch?
>>80075415Well as I said, if I tell you too much they'll have me killed, but try to avoid things associated with opossums (hissing, playing dead, eating bugs) and try do to cat like things, I am sure you can figure those out on your own. No, I wouldn't, since storyanon is a bit of a gross person who doesn't clean properly and he probably smells bad since he showers like once a week. No offense tho Story, you're a nice guy just gross, if you're even reading this.
>>80046791>do you have any petsyes>what's it likeretarded and schizo
>>80075431Cute>yesBut what type of pet is it?>>80075426>try to avoid things associated with opossumsHow do rape fantasies fit into that?
Maybe you just aren't as fucking smart as you think you are you bitch
>>80075557a cat i got from the shelter it might not be any of those but i got thirty new scars that look like self harm
>>80075600Post catto NOW
>>80075557>How do rape fantasies fit into that?That is a whole different thing anon.
Man I just wanted to meet someone in secret and I instantly fucking regret it>Be me >Use grindr >Someone lives near me>He engages me first >Actually pretty chill dude>Solid 10 years on me>We try to introduce each other>"Wait, you're anon? You're son of [insert my fathers name]" >Paranoia hits >Tells me to chill out because he won't tell anybody >Broke my entire mood >Say I really don't wanna have anything to do with him >Respects my word and says its a done deal I probably am safe because the dude is pretty chill and would bite him in the ass as much as it would me due to where we live. But man, after he said he knew me and my family It just completely pulverized any thoughts of me engaging with a man. The feeling of paranoia still hasn't left me alone since.
How will the release of switch2 in 2025 change the landscape of /r9gay/?https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ
>>80075858I seriously cannot think of how it could possibly change anything at all but I guess I'm looking forward to having more video games
>>80075302I'm glad he's still alive. Every time I find out he's still around it's a pleasant surprise. I never expected him to survive til tomorrow. The blessings of having a rich family, I guess.
my cat has a vet appointment at 11am. She seems to have stopped holding her mouth open but I'm still taking her in. Can you say bye bye to 300 some dollars as I know they'll want to do blood test and all that?
>tfw horny>tfw too sick to fap
If my bf was too sick to fap I'd give him a helping hand. Then afterward some warm soup and tuck hi min for a nap.
>>80075697I'm afraid to use grindr because I'm straight and I feel like if anyone finds out they will have the misconception that I might be gay then I'd have to explain to them how wanting to fuck cute twinks is actually not gay and that's not really a conversation that I want to have
I wanna have a bf and I want him to be the only person I talk to on a regular basis. We can make love and just talk to each other about anything.
>>80076920I already don't talk to anyone, so that would be pretty easy for me I think.
>>80076970Would you listen to my autistic ramblings while we cuddle?
I have training in two weeks time, wish me luck lads...
well I'm back from the vet. They had no idea why she was keeping her mouth open last night but on the exam they felt something in her intestines and they think it's cancer. They did blood work and want to do x-rays and ultrasounds later to confirm it. The vet said while sometimes they were wrong what they feel could be caused something else, most often it was cancer. If it is cancer she'll have between 6-12 months.
In a just world I would have a boynurse to take care of me until I get better but democrats oppose this
>>80077359does the boynurse suck your weiner too?
male nurses are very gay and very slutty, just like female nurses.
>>80077400It's not necessary for the position, handjob would work just fine
>>800771121 down, 8 to go
>>80075302Suck my little wiener wannabe troll bitchKeep proving me right
>>80076072Yeah all things considered I'm pretty luckyI'm sure you'll somehow twist that into a character flaw too
>>80077548I'd rather succ, would you let me top you while I'm in nurse scrubs?
the doctor has ordered a semen sample, here let me help you...
>top nurse bfNeed
we used to have a nurse who posted here, he was also into pee play.
nurse bf who hooks a cpap to you so you aren't as audible when getting railed
>>80077698What would you do for it>>80077734Peeanon, God bless him. Wonder what he's up to now.
>>80077670>I'd rather succI could tell anon, I could tell>would you let me top you I'm literally dying over here tf do you mean have sex?????
>>80077757You can consider it rape if you want to ;)
>>80077734I don't remember this character. Tell me more
>>80077769Do I get to file a formal report after the fact? I could trust you to hand it over to the authorities since I'm unable to, right?
>>80077777as a kid he used to skip class and play with his ds in the bathroom and think about how big other kids dicks were based on how long they peed for
>>80077777as >>80077750 said he was called peeanon and would horny/fetish post about pee while also being a nurse. I believe he was central/south American too but I can't remember.
>>80077743That's horribly yet funny
>>80077790Uh, no. You're mine only now.
As a top I believe that a bottom's bussy belongs to which ever top took his virginity and broke his boyhymen
>>80077805I'm going to contact the authorities
>>80077750uhhhhh, give my unending love and affection and support?
>>80077916okay deal since the other anon doesn't like being raped :D
>>80075167I only directly reply if the initial post was also directly replying to me, context would be missed without, or if I am reviving a conversation from earlier
>>80077873What if the top dies? Does he have to stay a boywidow for life?
>>80075697>solid ten years on meShould've stopped there to be DESU
>>80078065if your bf dies before you, you should commit soduku and join him in the whatever afterlife awaits.
>>80078065No if the top dies then I think it would be okay for him to move on also the idea of a boy grieving over his dead top lover and becoming a boywidow is sad but also cute
Imagine outliving your bf, such a cruel fate. You know what to do
>>80078092What if I go to hell and my fbf goes to heaven though? Or vice versa although I doubt my fbf would go to hell. >>80078095Yea if I ever die prematurely I want my bf to never find someone else I want them to think about me for the rest of their life and have no one else ever live up to me and if he finds another boy I will haunt him out of grief.
>tfw no bf to colonize the Greenland with
>>80078118that's kinda mean and and jealous. don't you want your bf to be happy even if it isn't with you?
my bf has fallen, billions must die
>>80078118>Yea if I ever die prematurely I want my bf to never find someone else I want them to think about me for the rest of their life and have no one else ever live up to me and if he finds another boy I will haunt him out of griefThis but unironically
>>80078136I do NOT I want him to dream about me and visit my grave often and I want him to think about me when he does mundane tasks and I want him to cry about me and I want him to never forget me ever. That is one of my biggest fears, being forgotten and left behind. >>80078147I am being unironic though.
>>80077954I only directly reply if I'm actually replying to a post (woaw so shocking) because otherwise it's passive aggressive and petty
don't visit my grave if you're gonna go back home to fuck another man, it would be less disrespectful to forget me entirely
Actually I don't need a nurse I need a bf to put me out of my misery (and stay loyal to me for life)
If I married my bf I wouldn't remarry with another boy if my husband died and probably just become a grumpy sad old man.
>ywn disrespect brown muslim bishit so hard he keeps seething about you for moths
I need a bf to torment with my autism and to whine like a little bitch to and to call whenever I feel lonely and to call whenever I want to talk (a lot of the time) and who listens to me always and then he will leave me and the sadness I will feel will probably kill me.
>>80078223you talking about autism? so did you know that megatron turned into a gun originally anon
>>80078236Wow cool really tell me more pls>three letter captcha wao that has never happened before
>>80078223People like you are fastest to move on after a relationship
>ywn watch a new david lynch film at the movies with your fbf
>tfw ywn get a bf because you're a 4chanpass having loser
>ywn get drunk on life with your bf
>>80078260So during the 80s hasbro bought a bunch of random japanese toys that turned into shit and the 2 biggest ones that had were a gun and a truck so the gun became megatron and the truck became optimus prime. megatron was a ww2 walther p38 for some reason also. in the cartoon his design is a lot different though. still turns into a gun his goons can wield. he has a morning star and lightsaber also.
>>80078275Yea I heard about that just this morning. The guy was in a lot of pain from emphysema. Whatever happened there, God rest his soul. >captcha>D00M
>tfw no small dick twink bf
>>80078316i'm right here bitch mofo
>>80078271That's not true I haven't moved on from anything in my entire life I'm still upset at my friend from grade school.>>80078299That's cool I would except megatron to turn into like a big meaty heavy gun but that gun is cute too. What does he turn into now, a plane? Only transformers related media I've seen are the live action movies they're pretty cool even if they're goyslop. What do you think about them?
>>80078328Do you like your small penis sucked?
>tfw no bully bf with cute boyfeet
>>80078332He turns into some gay ass tank or jet, sometimes chopper. I miss the cute ass gun. I actually bought a toy of him that turns into a gun recently. It's a chinese non licensed one though lol.I like some of the live action movies ironically, although I think they're kinda hard to watch. I liked them a lot as a kid, mostly just the fight scenes though.>>80078342Yes
I actually would prefer a bf on the small size dick wise. Easier to suck, I can deep throat him easily and he likely won't ruin my ass and force me to wear diapers.
>>80078362I thought your penis was larger like 6 or 7 inches?
>ywn have drunk schizo tranny say "call me by my deadname" affectionately because he loves you that much
>>80078362I don't think you can sell a toy that looks anything like a real gun here in the 'murrica anymore because kids gets shot by the police for playing with them.
>>80078403it is 7, I was just joshin you.
>>80078418>>80078429Thanks for clearing that up megamind and just to clarify I wasn't the anon lusting after your fake small penis
fucking niggers made me write the same thing twice mane fuck this website>>80078412Yea plus some countries in europe and especially australia hate toy guns so they just scrapped him.
>>80078405That's not realistic but I wish I loved someone
>ywn fall asleep to a boysvoice as he reads you bedtime stories
>>80078362That's a really cool gun reminds me of older times not sure why maybe cos of old vidya, it's just reminiscent of something. Are there any other transformers that turn into guns? And yea they're not that "good" but I like them for the coolness factor and the epic fights, I saw the newest one with my mom in theaters and although it wasn't amazing big robots fight is very awesome and it had a fun plotline, I guess I am still a child at heart. I still watch kids movies from time to time and they're very fun.
>>80078443i'm bad i'm bad shamone>>80078405Disgusting.
>>80078445that and they're easy for criminals to paint black and use them in robberies to fool people into thinking they have a real gun.
>>80078443The absolute state of chadbot
What would you do if your bf troons out?
>>80078483That wasn't me and what are you talking about? what's wrong with the post?
>>80078460Old vidya is cool :D, yea, Shockwave turns into a gun. A laser space gun though. I used to recreate the fight scenes with my action figures. I still do sometimes... We are still kids at heart I guess. Especially cause we're autistic faggots also. >>80078474Are you fucking retarded? They still sell airsoft everywhere.
>>80078486Beat him then rape him then dump him and never speak to him again
>>80078508easier for teenage hoodrats to get a hold of though. they also think that if the gun wasn't real they won't get charged for armed robbery.
I'm really bored and don't feel like doing anything but I don't wanna be borrrrrrrrred
noodles will never rapesex filefag
>>80078529Is rape necessary you monster
>>80078568It's necessary for my penis I'd want really rough filthy sweaty sex with him one last time before I leave forever
>tfw no bf to do bf things with, as bfs y'know
>>80078508That reminds me of that transformer that was a satellite in the movies, super awesome.That's cute brad, very sweet.>>80078564Stop recognising my post without my permission please.>>80078599>tfw no bf to do nothing with
>tfw i've been posting for months and no one has recognized my posts
>>80078623Yea Soundwave! I didn't really like him that much in the movies but in the original cartoon he's really cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOu3hYXE_tMPerhaps I will consider marrying you now.
Is filefag the worst poster in this general?
>>80078654I kinda do wanna get into transformers, but all the media and information seems so daunting... Plus there are many other things I need to do first. >Perhaps I will consider marrying you now.Huh? What changed?>>80078662If everyone hates me so much I will leave again...
we haven't had a worst posters list for a while now, have we?
>>80078654>Perhaps I will consider marrying you nowYou can't say that when he rejected you many times already
>>80078842You don't need to make a worst posters list every time you want to cry about me calling you out for being a chad only whore
Meow meow where bf to rape me meow
>>80078688everyone hates you except brad who will never fuck you because you don't want his tiny non white penis
brad has been rejected by more anons than chadbot he is the real incel here no one wants his brown ass
>>80078876It's not the size of the penis that matters it's the person inside of the giant megamind head that counts
If we made biggest whores list, could anyone beat meow for the number 1 spot?
wasn't he the one to reject 3ds because 3ds wasn't a blonde twink? speaking of that, where is that dirty little spic?
>>80078885I told you I'm a stone cold incel. I am not brown though nor have a small penis. >>80078889there is no queen of england
>ywn have a twink bf who would use you as a doormat literally
>tfw no cute bf with good genes to be cute boys with good genes together
>>80078885Brad also rejected anons like 3ds but I've never rejected anyone ergo I'm the trucel here>>80078907Yes he rejected him for being brown even though brad himself is a brown mexican
>>80078921I'm 3/8ths jew sadly
>tfw good genes but mentally ill
>>80078876>>80078885I never rejected brad, he never really asked, not like it is possible anyway since we live in completely different continents. And yea, people tend to often dislike me when I am myself, that always happens.
I feel so smart when I call out bait and then it gets confirmed to be bait later el mayo yay
>tfw bad genes and mentally illbe happy for what you got man
>tfw bad genes and mentally ill but alivebe happy for wha you got man
I have bad genes but no mental illness which bottoms hate because they'd rather have a good looking but mentally insane top then a ugly top with a normal mind
brad was rejected by meow, drunk brit, filefag and countless other in this thread alone
the normal mind is a disgusting and wretched thing but not everything that is not normal is good
>>80078938I will go to sweden and rape your little masculine bubblegum pink anus. >>80078968I am a trucel.
>>80078984>I will go to sweden and rape your little masculine bubblegum pink anus.That's not a very nice thing to say.
>>80078938he asked you, you just forgot because you don't care at all
>>80078988I'm sorry that's my incel rage coming out.
Waaah waaah everyone hates me *pisses and shits everywhere ignoring those who don't hate him* waaaaah
>>80078989Proof? He never outright asked me out, as far as I recall.>>80078997It's okay I forgive you.
>>80079004You would just reject me if I did cause I'm a incel.
I think my genetics are okay but I didn't eat my vitamins.I guess that's technically a conceit in individuals who have children, the "literally me but better" attempt, which can be a very bad thing but also a good thing if kept under control.
R9gay anons be like: I'll travel the world for you but I can't leave my house to try getting a bf irl
>>80078984Fraudulent fakecel>>80078968I was rejected by that tall dutch fag and that scandinavian guy and meow and 3ds and brad and a bunch of other people who I won't name and every bottom that posts in this thread which is a lot since this thread is 90% bottoms
>>80079032if you can't understand exactly why this is the case you shouldn't be here
>>80079004if i link it you will just say he wasn't serious but we both know you would reject him anyway so why are you playing games?
>>80079013I would only "reject" because we live on different sides of the earth, if we were from the same country I'd go out with you sure, or at least try it. Who knows if we're even compatible.>>80079047Why don't you link it, then?
>>80079038Because retards who can't leave their home are unlikely to move to another country, they're just lying to themselves
See I've never been rejected by anyone because I know I'm too ugly to even try.
>>80079064wrong answer, you've gotta go
>>80079053I know it's cause you just hate me anyways like everyone else. You'd try talking to me more if you liked me.
everyone here is oh so lonely but no one ever pairs up with anyone
>>80079053https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78229956/#78244174not the only time
>>80079143If only they'd pair up with me even though I'm not chad
>>80079143They do and they leave the thread before breaking up
Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you want a bf
>>80079109We talk like a lot, don't we? Like every thread.>>80079171As I said that's different, saying it's impossible cos we live really far apart is different from saying I wouldn't date brad, which I would only if we didn't live so far apart. I don't really believe in ldr.Also>I'm madly in love with fileycute, but I still don't believe it's true. Maybe I should go back and read some of the threads...
>tfw no bf who likes using his feet sexually
I just need a bf to fill the hole inside me both mentally and physically.
>I wouldn't date you is not a rejection because I have a reason for it
Waaah waaah where bf to gangrape me with his strongfat friends
>>80079227Yea, I mean yea. If you have discord or something we could talk more but it's fine if you don't wanna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUJ5VvMpXh8
I need a boy toy who doesn't play with toys to toy with
>>80079270i play with toys
>>80079286You also can't read apparently *spits on you*
All work and no play makes anon a dull boy
>>80079292i play with my legos
are video games toys? They're the only thing I do besides shitposting and sleeping.
>>80079311Of course not. Toys are toys, aho
>tfw no bf to overload your senses by teasing you
this is our neighborhood now guinea motherfucker
I keep thinking about trying religion. Like, what would it hurt if I pretend to believe for a while. Maybe it would be fun, maybe it would be comfy. I've never given it a serious try, in the sense that I've only ever been in a church a few times in my life for funerals and weddings. I've never even read the christian bible.Plus, weirdly, it feels like such a safe and acceptable thing to do. Almost like it's something people think is healthy,
>tfw no wholesome r9gay bf who isn't too mentally ill or a whore (he can be mentally ill in a non schizo/BPD way)
sometimes I worry I'm BPD
>>80079244I *never* said I wouldn't date him, bakamoron.>>80079261I am scared of discord cos everyone I ever meet dislikes me and I can't trust anyone.>>80079311Kinda.
>>80079365you said it's impossible
>>80079365Bitch don't I talk to you everyday about your weird obscure queer interests? If I didn't like you I wouldn't talk to you.
I'm lucky I have cool mental illnesses and not super debilitating ones
>>80079383you talk to him because you're horny that's different
Knight in shining armor where are thou?
>>80079363yoo I love BPD twinks
I wish I had a bf who is close to me in age and interested in all the same things and had a similar temperament to mine and also terminally online and into 4chan culture and loyal and obsessive and ok with never leaving me except in a bodybag
Rape waah bloo
What would bunnymutt think of the state of these threads in 2025?
everyday is the same bullshit. I'm on so many fucking drugs it's hard to realize it sometimes. nobody really gives a shit about me. I really am a social outcast or truecel or whatever the fuck you wanna call it.
>>80079471Bunnymutt would give a shit. He would care. We killed him.
If you could resurrect one r9gay personality who would it be and why?
>>80079503I would resurrect bunnymutt because he is easy to troll and flying to finland to bf someone as insane as meow was a funny arc
>>80079372Impossible for reasons outside both of our control yea, not that I wouldn't.>>80079383Hmph not true I don't talk about my interests I ust whine and cry about nothing like always.I suppose I'll try to do that less since everyone seems to hate me for it, but alas no promises.>>80079395Hm, is it true?
>>800795032019 me, I was happier then
Rape blaa blood *vomits*
>>80079503almost said my old self but i think that guy is better off dead
>tfw no boyman friend
>>>/lgbt/38600087Funniest thing I've seen all month.
>one day anon woke up and decided he will not be a loser anymore, he will leave this place behind, get a bf as be normalReminder zoomers still have no real issues and whine about nothing
>>80079558wrong, every doomed 40 year old was once a doomed 20 year old
>>80079567For every doomed 40 year old there are hundreds of 20 year olds who thought they were doomed but we're in fact just whiney bitches who solved all their issues with minimal effort
I'm only 34 but I might well be 40 or even 50. Nothing will change.
>>80079580but some of them are still actually doomed
>>80078370You're only saying it because for you smaller size is like 7 or 6 chad inches and if you bottom bf had less, you'd dump him in a blink because he'd too small.
*were Heckin autocorrect doesn't know I'm correct automatically >>80079596Doesn't mean they can whine until they earn the right to whine (bestowed by gods). You have to pass the trials first
>>80079585That's because you don't want to change if you're story. You are a lazy retard and deserve the suffering. You made your bed. You killed her. Now suffer.
>>80079520>>80079496I really miss bunnymutt and wish he would come back even if he was a shota loving pedo and a furfag
>tfw no mature older male middle aged bf
>>80079621Source on the furfag claim? I heard he is into pissplay too
>>80079619why do you always say I killed my mother? I did no such thing. The only thing I did was disappoint her
>tfw no immature older male middle aged bf
>>80079630Then why did you admit to killing her? Why did you fap before helping her? Was it the money? It was the money wasnt it...either that or she criticized you one too many times. The fat neet hands had enough.
>>80079628He posted pokemon or digimon furry porn in the threads a couple times I think and yeah he loved piss
>>80079647He never posted furry porn, he just posted pokemon. He wasn't into piss that was another personalityfag trolling him which he continued to do long after bunnymutt met his asian shota bf irl and left
>tfw no axel jones bf
If I don't get a bf today I will have to get a bf tomorrow
>>80079659Being into pokemon is the same thing it's furry shit and what personalityfag was trolling him cause I'm pretty sure that he was into piss play
>>80079645Yes I was in the process of jerking it when she called. It took me maybe 1 second to tuck it in and zip it up to start running in to see what she needed. At first she didn't even tell me she was having trouble breathing she simply asked me to 'get in here'.
>>80079687The one that wanted his piss. He wants into pissplay because he hated humiliation rituals which includes pissplay. The personalityfag in question should remain unmasked for now but if he returns I will reveal who he is.
>>80079690And you thought it was a good idea to undress and get your mutilated penis into her mouth? You sick fuck I'm disgusted by you
>>80079711Oh okay I didn't know he felt that way about stuff but I was just wondering because before people blamed another poster for the piss posts then it turned out not to be him
>>80079718alright its clear you have no interest in the real story. The only thing that I might done better is find the phone to call 911 a little faster. I didn't know where she had put it and it took me a few seconds to find it.
>>80079942New gay bread
