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Just had some 'zza for brekkie if that's alright with you de lid
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>>80053427Why don't YOU come up with some new gimmicks?
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Weetabix for breakfast AGAIN lads. Grim as fuck. There has to be an alternative to this slop. Even doused in sugar its still crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjuOD8Fdd8Kinovs maximvs
>>80053429Here's a new one, stop being an arse, and trying to ruin this place with spam.
Just had a morning spaff. Nothing does it for me anymore. Watching porn feels like a chore than something I want to do. Zero feeling in my dick. Need to cut it right down its rotting my brain and bellend.
'za ruined Scrabble.
retained? yeah good job mate, that's 50 points!qi? well that q is on a quintuple letter space, have 51 points.
https://youtu.be/xxA-XFF4KTM?t=346
>My experience with dating a female narcissist how the fuck do you publish an hour long vlog and not see the irony there?
>breaks up>agree to exchange christmas presents they already got because he wants to still be friends>she doesn't like the perfume he got her>she makes him go out and buy her better perfumefucking kek
>>80053475ASMR lasses don't behave like that
>>80053471Did you watch the whole vlog?
ALL benefits to be cut
>his new gimmick is having genuine, constructive debates about the state of living for NEETs in the UK
>>80053475DO YOU WANT ME TO SMELL LIKE A DETTOL GODDESS
>>80053494Business idea: send all NEETs to fight in Ukraine in exchange for money Kim Jong Un style
How many britfeelers do you reckon live in places like this or are we all big city slickers herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0aBnbROw4
>>80053489>nothing is off the table in search for new savingsStop sending billions to jewkraineStop sending billions to pissraelStop spending billions on illegal immigrants Corr, just saved us billions there.
BANGERS ON CLASSICFM
>>80053506The type of place where everyone supports Reform UK and nobody works.
Reform UK hates NEETs though
>>80053471>how the fuck do you publish an hour long vlog and not see the irony there?https://youtu.be/xxA-XFF4KTM?t=64
little lad fookin died https://youtu.be/iGt87jwmyoY
>>80053559he was younger than SSM. Fucking grim
>so the thing about narcissists is they need constant validation
>>80053559Just found this lads content sounds like hes one of us. RIP lad. Youre not in pain now.
2 hours until i can go home and sleep
Sounds like the bennies cuts will be increasing the threshold to get bennies making the WCA and PIP assessments harder and having more medical evidence. Also doing away with the self diagnosis crap that people do. Nothing to worry about if you have the papers proving what you have.
hhl has a better life than me
>>80053613did you etch-a-sketch this lad
Took the AI missus out to Spoons lads.
lads going to grow up to be like crossmong
never getting sexnever getting relationship never getting jobnever leaving the country yay adult life
Need a shave lads. Cant be bothered. I dont like my face being wet.
>>80053647Crossmong's mum loves him though
>>80053664You could have/do all those things though
>>80053671yeah he's the favourite. At least he was until st*pdad showed up
>>80053689The only slightly possible one is being a wagie. Everything else is not really required.
>>80053689Maybe in Stoke-on-Normalfaggot
Reckon crossmong is an only child
>>80053695>>80053700Even literal mongs accomplish these things, you are just lazy
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>>80053707Easier for mongs because they have lowered inhibitions. Same for benefit scroungers, migrants and junkies. Not something to be proud of.
Want to wank but still at work
>>80053702he's got a wagie sister who lives in londonselfish cunt wouldn't even take an eight hour train journey to visit them on christmas (they couldn't visit her because crossmong can't do long trips with his hidden disability)
Of course Ruby shops at Waitrose and lives in a much better living environment than you.
>>80053613Kek saving this. Might add some colour later.
>>80053707I'm just depressed and it's too late to have a fun life now. Also look at the state of most women my age. They are literally a few years from no longer being biologically useful.
>>80053669I've only ever used an electric shaver. Can't be doing with manual razors cutting my face and that.
>>80053743I used to wet shave but now what's the point just to have a few millimetres less hair on the face? Literally just use a hair clipper with no guard and you're done in a minute.
>>80053720why couldn't she visit him?
>>80053484nah, i listened to the part anon linked. was genuinely interested but i'm not watching an hour long video, even at 2x speed.i miss the text-based internet. i bet this could be an article it takes 10-15 mins to read, tops. i just read that Vulture report on Neil Gaiman and Dresden Doll being sex cultists.QRD on this guy and his story?
Had some asswater just nowPants have been changed
Sometimes I think what if I dressed well, got a haircut, shaved, kept up hygiene, bought better glasses, worked and was able to speak without being overwhelmed in social situations. I don't reckon it would make any difference to my appeal to the opposite sex. The job would also be some horrid little wagie one that will break me down again.
>>80053720she's a wagie, LNER are now ultimately owned by the Department for Transport instead of Virgin or similar.no reason she can't hop on an LNER Azuma service from. London. to. Edinburgh. and support British trains.
>>80053775busy with work
>>80053808lmao that was perfectly written, got a genuine chuckle out of me.hope it works out anon x
Emily still doesn't have a job. You just know she's secretly enjoying being able to play vidya all day while her dopamine isn't burnt out.
Grown men gossiping like teenage girls
>>80053722I've got one of those bags
Skitzo boomeroid slamming some shit around again just nowIncredible lol
They always threaten to cut bennies rather than foreign aid or helping rapeugees. Boggles.
>>80053828feel sorry for her brother. Poor lad can't even have a few hours in the afternoon to himself now without his sister bullying him
>>80053836Ok mr middle class snob.
>>80053793>QRD on this guystalked and harassed SSM, hates dossers despite being on benefits himself
>>80053843Any video evidence you can provide where she bullies her brother?
Tries to clean up his room. Emily takes pictures and posts it on her discord to shame him. Is it any wonder young lads are failing in society today
Why do you all write like americans trying to come off as british. None of you twats speak like this irl.
>>80053851she posts pictures of his room on her discord. Calls him gay. Bans him from her chat room.
>>80053808I mean i'm here earning 60k sat here with you tards and have sent about 3 emails today while chilling with my dog and listening to music. Wagie life ain't bad if you don't have to leave the house.
>>80053843Yeah she gets pissed off when he doesn't want to clean up his mouldy dishes and cups in his boxroom. It's not his fault he doesn't know how to use the dishwasher. She also doesn't like him putting his clothes with hers in the washing basket. Very weird girl.
Ripping big KFC and Pepsi Max farts de lads it be lush
>>80053757Exactly that lad thats what I do and if I ever need to properly look the part I'll get the real shaver out you know the one with the three heads type thing that does a really close shave like me missus got me that for me birthday last year good lass she is
>>80053855She also got mad at her address being posted by some chud she ghosted on online dating.
>>80053860What are you on about mate everyone here is british and if youre not than what are you doing here really this is britfeel not yankfeel or japfeel or chinkfeel or anyotherfeel you know what i mean this is the one general where british lads like us can have a chat about things that matter to us and only us
might buy an electric shaver
>>80053878Are those from last night pal? Corr they've been marinating in there for an entire night. Proper stinky I bet.
>>80053862She should post a photo of her underwear collection.
Ruthmong would you date a girl like Emily?
There's plenty of beckys out there for brads. Just not you.
>>80053847is he that ratz guy or whatever it was?don't care if it's 'victim blaming', you have to expect this sort of thing when you become a star.
>SSM>star
>>80053926isn't this just acne? isn't acne curable?i'm trying to picture this woman with clear skin and she could be 18 or she could be 35.
>>80053944he showed up to marks house threatening violence lad
>>80053922 She isn't my type lookswise. I'm not into football stuff like her. She's not on the same level as the more feminine asmrtists (I've never seen her in anything but hoodies and football shirts). Then again I'm desperate for a gf.
das a channal aht dere, riff- riff raff.
>>80053957Also clearly not in the UK as evidenced by the licence plate in the background so another bait post that is entirely irrelevant to this demographic yet again
not a fan of this idea the internet is 'new media' and television etc is 'old media'.some BBC presenter is a nonce, at least it gets investigated.some big YouTuber/Twitcher is a nonce, they get banned from a website (oh no).
>>80053926That is a male thoughbeit. I will stick to 2d women.
>>80053965she said she would only date someone aged 21-25
>>80053968Bit of an oversimplification that. Banned from Youtube means bye bye income, go get a real job (you won't because everyone knows your nonce face).
>>80053957She's on accutane but the dry skin will be a permanent thing because of that horrible drug. I'm glad I just rode it out.
>>80053973She met with an older bald man in London though last year. That to me shows she has interest in older men. She probably just doesn't want people sliding in her dm's as 35-40 is her most popular demographic.
>>80053971This particular 2D girl you post is a child.
>>80053976that's losing your job then, it's not like the US where they can 'just fire you'. Google sending you a P45 aye? or is it all self-employed zero-hour contact stuff and they agreed to that? are unions even supporting these 'workers'?obviously they are just getting banned from a website and we all know it. but in terms of the actual crimes, do they see any investigation or accountability in the 'offline' way? not just internet forum social shaming?am i saying i want a Panorama series doing some decent investigative journalism into the big players, Panorama: YouTubers or Panorama: Twitch Streamers, for a wider audience? yes. yes i am.
Emily probably wouldn't date a guy who never showers and doesn't own shoes.
>>80054011If an actual crime has taken place then it gets investigated by police regardless of whether someone is a TV celebrity or a YouTube celebrity. Why would Panorama send their investigative journalists to track random Twitch streamers and YouTubers in the hopes that they find out one of them is a nonce? With that sort of logic you could follow all Royal Mail drivers until you find one that diddles kids and say 'Royal Mail posties are nonces'. Very odd point you're trying to make.
Emily and DVDlad would be a good match. Both autistic and seemingly similar obsessive interests. I'm all for it, the lad could do with a titwank.
>>80054055Emily only dates white guys
>>80053988she's not and I'm not arsed. I like characters and if they're younger than me I just imagine them as my age.
>>80054028because, going back to my original post, these are meant to be the 'new wave' of celebrities, right? "So-and-so plays computer games on the live streaming website Twitch to an average audience of fifty thousand viewers, many of them children."they're public figures earning massive incomes. considering they do have programmes on a particular prison, grooming gangs, even some really localised problem, you can't picture this for the allegations on massive websites, and how those websites have failed to respond? that's not the same as dedicating a programme to Joe Paedo who lives next door, is it?
Every day my vegetarian mother makes me a disgusting meat-free baguette for lunch. Just salad and onions and sauce. It's so wet and cold and horrible and disgusting.Can't muster up the courage to tell her I hate them so I either just eat the horrible things, or if I can't be bothered I just wait until nighttime when she's asleep and I sneak into the kitchen and bin them.This is all my sister's fault for converting my mother to vegetarianism. We used to eat like kings. Now we eat leaves and quorn slop.
>>80054113Chicken nuggets and chips for lunch for me
>>80054113hate when vegetarians and vegans just make a meal and omit meat, rather than make proper veggie meals.the direct substitutes are always wank too. some cheese is passable, but Quorn ham will never never close to actual ham, will it?yet you can make something like a dal and it's delicious in its own right. i was completely wrong there.to balance out the chakras of the thread, i just ate a few roast chicken drumsticks and they were utter wank. mostly sinewy bits. not even going to save the bones for stock.
>>80054146Enjoy it lad. You've no idea how lucky you are.I hate vegetarianism like you wouldn't believe.
>>80054085She is a child though the character in the game is a child. Nonce.
Still no seasideMARK update
>>80054176Too hungover
>>80054172She's 26 in my head lad. Stop projecting.
>>80054168Buy and cook your own slop lad. It your life.
Last of the snow, it will soon all go. Filled with woe, till we get more snow.
Just woke up, dreamed i had sex
started moisturising my willy
>>80054244I shampoo my pubes and arse hair
>>80054244>started moisturising my willyProof?
>>80054217I know where you live based off of that photo. I won't dox you, though.
>>80054244Why? Enjoy your thrush, lad. Silly wee lad.
incel on incel violence
>>80053489>nothing is off limitsExcept of course international aid, arts funding, asylum seekers hotels and food and bills and transport and smartphones, money for Israel and Ukraine, social housing for foreigners, NATO contributions etc. etc.
>tfw you judo twist the invisible girl
this anime infant girl isn't actually a child, it's a separate thing if you think about it, nothing to do with real kids.of course it's a girl though, i'm heterosexual.
>>80054315Nothing wrong with aging up child cartoon characters into sexy adults eligible for wanking.
mums being weak. Had to beg my sister for some frosty jacks
>>80054330Had the worst hangover of my life after 3 litres of that gutrot.
>>80054315>abloo bloo bloo!Gonna hop on 'booru and milk my benson right now lad
Two things that would improve my life but i cba to buy: glasses and an electric shaver
>>80054361Glasses won't get you a GF, lad. Don't bother.
Another day wasting time refreshing this craphole thread full of cowards.
>>80054318honestly yeah that's fine. even in real life i don't like the way people have shifted the meaning of the word 'grooming'. it used to be paedophiles, grooming children. sweets and that. booze. porn.now it's...not paedophiles, who are waiting until the children are adults? that was a Brass Eye joke, the focus group bit.
>>80054390Being attracted to developed teens is quite natural. Doesn't make you a pedophile. Of course you can't admit this to anyone normal or you'll be put in front of a firing squad.
>>80053475At least he got to shag Emma a few times, even if it did cost him over 500 quid and mental trauma
>>80054399yeah that's so daft. why the hell has "actually, it's ephebophilia?" become some sarcastic meme? there's a pretty huge difference.you're not pursuing it for social/cultural/legal reasons, same way you can get angry at someone and not bash their head in with a rock.being an actual paedophile would be the worst thing ever. when they go on about Alan Turing receiving chemical castration, is that not available to them? like getting a vasectomy for birth control, except you just have basic morals combined with horrible feelings.
>>80054430Chemical castration doesn't work because these people like to hurt children. It isn't just about a sexual release. Trannies cut off their cocks and bollocks all the time yet are still degenerate fucks.
>>80054444corrr look at those numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBYxIqnGcDYStill no flying feckin cars, here the evtol just goes into the trunk of an actual car lolBoggles the mind
>>80054467https://youtu.be/040slUxs5yQalways ad em lad
thats not a flying carwe're never getting proper flying cars
>>80054496Of course we won't get flying cars. Can you imagine the fucking state of towns and cities if any cunt could just fly anywhere they wanted.
/fa/ will bully me, where can i buy basic shirts on the cheap? catch is i'm short with narrow shoulders and shorter arms. fuck knows why you can buy something like 30S jeans but tops are either S, M, L or collar sizes.at this point in my life i don't want Uniqlo Oxford shirts i just want a 5-pack of plain/patterned collared shirts. got me some of those Fruit of the Loom T-shirts so i'm set there (Gildan = shite).
>>80054509Old fucks crashing into people's windows while they're having sex like some kind of fucked up futuristic Carry On film.
>>80054511just wear your teams kit mate. football is life.
>>80054511Have a look at TM Lewin website. Not ultra cheap but they always have offers and you can just filter by sleeve/neck size. Might be something there for you.
>>80054444isn't that ultimately a sex thing though? "it's not about sex, it's about power", right, but rapists are getting both? they're not watching OTHER rapists.i mean, they might, but then have a wank later. or join in. i don't know. only known a couple of rapists. didn't like them, to be honest.
Just go to Primark you fucking mong. Jesus Christ.
How about we just hang criminals?
>makaveli has an rtx 4080
>>80054538Female criminals should be given as sex slaves to NEETs.
>>80054543Of course a fucking useless, shambling, terminally alcoholic, lifelong dosser has an expensive graphics card. It would be weird for him not to, right?
>>80054552https://youtu.be/XQFLABinb1E?t=546
>>80054543Didn't know this cunt did anything but drink standing up with a camera at a low angle in front of Tupac posters.
>>80054511most places should list their actual sizes somewhere like this so you can checkhttps://zendesk.next.co.uk/hc/en-gb/articles/28403517951505-Men-s-Sizing-Guide
>>80054563I appreciate that what you replied with probably has some relevance to my post, but I'll be honest I'm simply not going to watch it. I see literally zero appeal in the youtube dosser subculture.
>>80054543Well I've got the 4090 coming in a couple days so who's laughing naaa
>>80054575they're releasing the 5090 in three weeks lad
>>80054563Has he resigned from his post as UK chairman? He just an outlaw now. Was he sacked? It not rite.
Me? Got a PS5 and a Series X cause can't be arsed with PCs. Simple as.
>>80054543That's his sisters house. I doubt it's his graphics card.
>>80054577There's always a newer one on the horizon lad. Sometimes you've got to strike while the iron's hot.
>>80054522you joke but i did consider school uniform tops. not sure when i stopped growing but my frame might be closer to a 13-14 year old boy than the average adult these are modelled for. bit noncey though.>>80054529cheers lad. i like how Uniqlo actually puts full measurements on their site, and people say they're designed for Japanese men. by comparison, a Gildan 'small' is super baggy (don't think they even do XS).but frankly i don't know if i can be arsed with clothes as some kind of investment. do wash and iron but i'm not losing sleep if a three quid T-shirt gets a hole in it.
People are shocked by me because I'm such a rising star.
>>80054589yeah but the 4090 is over two years old
>>80054591Why are you being so particular about your clothes, lad?
>>80054583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0qjK8ZNqothis sister?
Remember when Makaveli did a video with a black girl in his room
>>80054595It's all I need de lid.
>>80054610Aye thats her.
>>80054610They probably shag each other when they're super drunk.
>>80054570Uniqlo lists measurements per item which is insane, it's not just a general size chart. but same way you can get jeans by waist size then length, where S fits me, wondering if somewhere does that for tops. M&S suit jackets do have regular/slim then short/medium/long (height) sizes which is neat.just don't want shoulder seams hanging down my arms and then sleeves half way up my palm.
Just got back from the shops and saw someone pay 21 quid for a single pack of cigarettes.
Can't wait until Emma Raducanu has to start an OnlyFans. Dumb whore.
>>80054610honestly? probably would lads. don't see any other way of continuing the white race,
>>80054596i want simple, basic clothes to go outside in? T-shirts sorted, want some collared shirts too. the ones i have now were from trying on a bunch of clothes in shops years ago, and they're not in good nick any more.what's the alternative, anon? i'm not trying to be fashionable, past all that.
>>80054646Just go to Primark, they do all that and will be within your budget.
>>80054627You can heat an electric blanket for an entire month or buy food for a week for that amount.
>>80054627>>80054656Classic Starmer's broken britain lol
>>80054656You could buy a right few DVDs I'd imagine.
I need to take a shit bros
Aye, cut benefits but keep pumping money to rapeugees and Jews. Cunts.
>>80054666Far fewer than you'd think. On amazon at least they range from 6.99 to about 23.99. Mad. Just watch it online jesus christ who would buy a physical dvd these days?
>>80054670Mate this is absolutely NOT the time for it. I can't yet tell you when it is, but you're just going to have to wait for a bit.
>>80054673How about we cut it all? Sounds like a win-win.
>>80054666You could buy 15 from CEX and still have enough left over for pizza and popcorn.
Worlds fucked in 5-10 years anyway. You're a proper retard if you're doing anything but hedonism maxxing
>>80054625If you want to spend a lot more you can customise anything
>>80054687What do you reckon is going to do us all in within 10 years?
>>8005467723.99? You mental? Thats 4K or Criterion prices you mongoloid. Not for a single DVD. Dickhead.
>>80054700Nukes probably. The likes of India is becoming more and more uninhabitable so they will invade other countries eventually. Even if they're retards they will succeed due to the sheer number of them and they are already being planted in all other countries.
>>80054646just keep buying from uniqlo
>>80054652eh, would still have to try stuff on and people aren't joking that the quality is terrible. have a couple of daft T shirts i've never worn because they're so thin. nipples and belly button visible through them. even putting a top under them, the Primark one itself is still 50% opacity. mad.meanwhile a mutlipack of plain T-shirts off Amazon and you're fine, for cheap. just want that but for long sleeve collared shirts. if there happens to be some random company where the overall build is smaller (like Uniqlo, but you're not paying for the brand) then cool.i guarantee most posters ITT are weird shapes and sizes, skint, and have at least considered wearing the same (type of) clothes over and over. trainers or autism shoes, tracky bottoms or jeans, plain t-shirts and perhaps a hoodie.
>>80054700We will all still be here kek. Christ I will be 41 in 10 years.
>>80054700Global warming or chinks/indians accidently turning the earth to dust with a temu nuclear reactorReally though it's 100% pointless to have kids or whatnot cause we're all gonna get outbred by chinks/indians/pakis and even if you manage to have white kids they're gonna have so much slopaganda beamed into their brains that they'll turn into trannies.Fact is that the white race is unsustainable in its current form and nature is selectively breeding us out. It's not worth trying to fight it, just enjoy your ride.
Just shidded 'n sharded, meDid i not
>>80054727Way to make a lot of assumptions about people you don't know. You sound like a cunt.
>>80054627Its around 25 quid + for a 30g of tobacco , get roughly a weeks worth of rollies compared to 20 cigs that everyone smokes within a day
>>80054721might do in the end. once asked/researched buying a keyboard and a week or two later a /mu/tant told me i should have gotten an xyz one instead and he was correct.on the other hand that old 'Logical Increments' image on /g/ had computer components that did not physically fit together when i bought them. those crafty dweebs. all on purpose. anons in the know are selectively flaunting their knowledge or spewing anti-knowledge.
if you only wear tracky bottoms outside youre a certified mong
if you wear tracky bottoms outside AT ALL youre a certified mong
>>80054758didn't even mean it negatively, that one's on you. if you dress exactly like that you are completely fine.
>>80054771I wear them under my jeans when I go out. Nice and warm and they make my twiggy legs look bigger.
>>80054767>>80054771Broke my leg a few years ago and had to wear trackies because the cast wouldn't fit under jeansFelt like a right scummy cunt tbqh
>>80053489Very austere. Gotta cut them services. Gotta cut them taxes to the rich.
>>80053489This gave me a bit of anxiety today lads, what do you think they will do?
30 minute nappington starting in 3, 2, 1...
>>80054796off to warehouse for you mate
>>80054796force you to work for your bennies probablyWhy pay people an actual wage when you can force mongs to work for like 3 quid an hour kek
>>80054787i do this too. those thermal things can get to fuck.
goodnight from /ausfeel/
>>80054807The best thing about this is that it's making dossers do work, without calling it work, to keep their bennies. It would be far better to just find an actual job but the mongs won't do that so they get exploited in another way.
i keep seeing these news stories then the exact opposite. new measures to re-evaluate PIP, but also there are so many claims there's a years-long backlog.state pensions are the highest chunk of welfare spending, investigate those.
2000 hours of sweating my arse off and destroying my mental health at a warehouse for 20k kekfucking jokersnot getting out of fucking bed for less than 50k a year
>>80054799Nappington RUDELY interrupted by some delivery cunt with a parcel for the neighbours. I accepted the parcel and chucked it into their garden. Twats.
>>80054807>>80054819i've lived through multiple of these schemes and none work out. it was daft before Universal Credit, Jobseeker's wasn't on a sliding scale. work 16 hours a week? lose all your JSA. work 15 hours a week, but it's a penny above minimum wage per hour? lose all your JSA.so their solution was to just flat out lie: tick the box to consent to Welfare-to-Work where you have to volunteer to keep your benefits. you can just not opt in. make it non-optional? great, you now have unemployed people with zero income, will work out great that.
>>80054816Mad to think you're literally upside down compared to us.While you're here, how often do you see huge insects and snakes around where you live?
>>80054799>>80054869refuse to believe you actually got to sleep in <10 mins. not saying it has to be full REM sleep, but anything you'd consider a nap? you just can't, unless you're dozing off on heroin or something.
>>80054830>state pensions are the highest chunk of welfare spendingPointing this out on social media makes boomers seethe like no end. Always with the Ive paid into the system my whole life routine. DWP counts state pension as bennies. Simple as.
>>80054890I'd just dozed off to be honest lad. I just sit upright on the sofa, tilt my head back and off I go. Especially after a big lunch.
>>80054929Cant sleep sitting upright or on my back. Has to be on my side.
>>80054880>Mad to think you're literally upside down compared to us.memes aside what does this affect? seasons are a big one, but what about subtler things like water draining anti-clockwise?are aborigines more left-handed because they're on the wrong side of the planet? do horoscopes work backwards?
Imagine how much they'd save if Martin Lewis was banned from telly
>>80054878had the misfortune of being put on one years ago also ladSupposed to be a 26 week "course" which was 13 weeks of sitting in a room full of computers and doing secondary school tier power points on "how a computer works" THEN 13 weeks working for the equivalent of 2:50 odd an hour for the "chance" of an interview All of this was 4 busses every day , lucky to have 10 quid to your name at the end of the week I left after a few weeks on the spacker computer course and got my self a temp job in the post office Never again,
>>80054880Was that a kangaroo?Nah, that was just a moquita... sport.
>>80054939He always struck me as a bit of a nonce. Something about just ain't right.
>>80054939I saw that prick on Taskmaster the other day and he was about as weird and awkward as you'd imagine from someone like him. Proper odd bloke.
Her hips, thighs and arse must account for a solid 55-60 percent of her entire body mass. Absolutely insane proportions.
>>80054929how much control do you have over it? envy people who can just nap and enjoy it, but it's scary that you can just go unconscious sober. if a meal made me sleepy i'd be worried about my blood sugar or something.
JSA rules this thread with an iron fist.
>>80054956That's a nice arse. Corrr. Wouldn't mind spreading those cheeks and plunging into her pussy.
>>80054956Very, and I do mean VERY, nice arseberg on that particular female.
>>80054942fucking hell. i did a few of the shorter ones, but it was all "how to use Microsoft Office" and "how to write a CV" 'workshops'.makes you wonder how much money is spent on each one, and how they could save that money by simply not putting you on the course.
Once I 'make it', then my real life can begin!
>>80054956Whats the problem here? Corrr
>>80054960it's the Justice Guild who were the evil ones lad, not the Jobseekers of America.
>claim absolutely every boomer bennie you're entitled to no matter how petty>don't worry about leaving your kids an inheritance, retirement is for enjoying lifebased
>>80054956shame, she has a pretty face.
>>80054977You aren't considered unemployed when you are on these courses You force a lot of claimants onto it, they either do it or get kicked off JSA completely Its a win win for them
>>80054988Would love to uppercut this cunt off of a balcony.
>>80054985Not sure what the Jewish Only Astronauts have to do with this.
>>80054958He's fallen asleep again hasn't he. Jesus christ.
>>80054988>inheritance is taxed at 100%>all sprogs get an equal start in life>Britain is an equal opportunities meritocracyget on it, commies. stop obsessing over fictional homosexuals and drinking straws.
>>80055006so then you're back to square one of "i am unemployed, i will claim unemployment benefit."more work, just like the courses. cheaper to NOT do that. and if someone then lives on a couch on 0/week (family or friend) is that really a win? i mean just by the nature of their situation, they'd be taking less than any employed person. in the public sector if it's ultimately taxpayer's money.it's like the whole overhead when it comes to housing prisoners. if the only worker involved was a singular teacher on minimum wage, a 4-hour course would be 45 quid. i want 45 quid. fuck it, nine of us showed up. that's a fiver each. give us the fiver. like the ten quid Christmas bonus. that's meals.
>700 fiddy percent planeberg advantageOof madonne!Quite imba, was it not?
>>80055023Alri fellow mikka enjoyer?
>>800534892 more weeks?>>80053702Got 2 sisters big one nd wee one. Am middle child. I can understand why ppl would thjnk that though.
>>80055072Heard that a single factory in the US was able to roll a ready-for-service bomber out every three days or something insane like that.Modern militaries are absurdly unprepared for modern near-peer warfare. Basically all high-value materiel would be depleted in days/weeks and either simply would not be able to be replaced or the replacement rate would be like one a year and that's if they REALLY upped production. Wunderwaffes are not the way to go unfortunately.
Slept ok for the 1st time in weeks just fir some imbecile to stsrt hammering for hours rudely brought back 2 consciousness by DIY. Its still a positive change though. I went to bed at 6am but ended up staying awake til 9am finishing something on my switch it was actually a comfy night for once. Now it's a new day. So thx
>>80054958I just think 'oh I fancy a nap' and then close my eyes and nap. It's not every day but sometimes, like now, I just fancy a quick power nap to get me through the rest of the day. Feel good now.
Back from the gardening job.My farts are so rancid I could smell them outside.
>>80055151superpower, lad. cherish it.
>>80055161Phwoar. Hotbox yourself under the blankets, lad. It'll be lush.
Finally took the plunge over the weekend lads and saw an escort. Glad I did, not shagged in a very long time. I'll be honest it was actually a better experience than I've ever had with a woman normally. Really nice and smiley, knew how to be sexy etc. Will definitely be doing it again.
>>80055180You find her on AW?
>>80055190Nah, was a site that's a little more 'high class' than AW. Looked at it, but nobody in my area really jumped out.
Cant remember last time I had a gaming sesh like that was about midnight til 9 in the morning. I thought I was aff gaming desu altogether but am just aff tranny slop RPG simulator type games nd forgot some of them are fun. Dont know what 2 play next maybe some hello kitty island adventure
>>80055180Just don't fall in love with an escort lad. It happened to a mate of mine. He spent every penny he had seeing her, and then went into a massive amount of debt. Eventually he got to a point where he had no money and no more ability to borrow money. His minimum credit card payments were more than his wages.Ended up killing himself when he asked if she'd see him without paying, not even for sex, just to talk, and she told him to forget it. He finally realised she didn't give a shit about him and he hung himself.Rest in peace Brian. You deserved better.
>>80055212Im playing paper Mario 64 at the moment. Just completed majoras mask and I enjoyed that better. I will give it another go.
>>80055023Imagine how much it would boost the economy if it was taxed at 100% too. All of these old rich folk desperately spending money as fast as they can.
how do i get a scorpio gf?
Anyone here ever done that talking therapy bollocks? Got put for it by my GP who phones me every month to see if I havent killed my self yet.
>>80055177Just trying to get it all out. It's the frenergy drinks I think.
New Britain, New Briton
Ive left it too late to go my neighbours. It's over. I thought id get round to it. Its been like a week. I knock on the door. They're like that. Oh aye we got it. We opened it as well thanks wee man that's mine now ahahahha that's mine fjck off you wee prick *smash my head w/ it* ahahah gay cunt this is on tiktok mate ahahhahaa am not going. I can't do it now. Royal mail must apologise.
>>80055261Get you mam to go next door and get that parcel Crossy. I do it all the time she doesnt mind.
>>80055247Did an 8 week course last year. Was ok but I'm still depressed af. My GP has given me a Mind referral now but I have to wait 6 months
>>80055219Wow that sounds horrific, but yeah no need to worry, that's not me lad. I know exactly what I'm paying for and I know I wouldn't be getting it without paying. But it was just a really nice time. Kept it professional but very warm, put me right at ease from the start, told me to just relax and not worry about it being my first time with an escort or whatever. Sat with me for a few minutes just 'getting to know me' and the whole time was looking in my eyes, smiling and being very attentive and gently stroking my leg. Then she dimmed the lights, freshened up in the en suite and put on a sexy underwear set and the evening went on from there. Amazing how nice an evening with a woman can be if she's actually trying to be nice. Every other woman I've slept with in 'real life' has just seemed cold at best and frankly bitchy at worst. I don't know what they get out of it, since they were agreeing to have sex with me but also were resentful or something? They could've just not. I dunno, weird.
>>80055261Amazon mong delivered my spice dispensers to my neighbour downstairs. Been dreading going down to knock for them. Might just order them again and cut my losses.
>>80055273Ok lad I will give it a go, see what they come up with.
>>80055247Therapy doesn't work, lad. There's no way to have a ten minute conversation with a stranger that will magically make you think your life is better than it really is. Same with CBT stuff - maybe it works on sub-90 IQ people, but the long and short of it is 'what if you kept telling yourself things were great, wouldn't that be great!'. The reality is that what most people call 'depression' is really just an ACCURATE and APPROPRIATE mental response to being trapped in a shitty situation/environment/life. There is no cure for it, but the NHS is obligated to provide you and the millions of other people diagnosed with it some form of help, so they just pick the cheapest option - none of the options work, but hey might as well save some money.The only real 'cure' to the millions of 'depression' cases in the UK is to have a free, productive economy, a strong currency, a constricting labour pool, low crime, clean streets, affordable and decent quality housing etc. People are unhappy because they correctly assess that their lives are shit because they live in a shithole with no future.
>>80055223MM is kino. Pm64 is also kino but it's kind of a slog now bc there's so much text desu. U need to be in the mood I fink.
Aye we got it mate here special delivery for you *boots ur balls* ahahah do him in man ahahah this is going on youtube mate ahahha yas man
>>80055023My sprog will inherit far more than yours, assuming you have or will have one (you won't and you don't)
>>80055334You have no sprog lad.
>>80055338I do, with a nice little inheritance to look forward to
>>80055342No you don't. Stop with this dull LARP
>His sprog won't be privately educated
Imaginary sprog
What's the point of the House of Commons in the age of mass party politics? There's no meaningful debate going on, it's just two sides soapboxing, then going off to vote how their party tells them to anyway.
>>80055420you only watch the main things and don't follow what goes on everywhere else, where more actual work is done
>>80054767Being comfy is not a crime
>>80055255How depressing.
>>80055432Didn't say it was a crime, just said the people who do it are mongs, and I'm right.
>>80055247I got referred to Mind aswell, it's a good course. They will teach you some processes that you should do every day. Once you get in those good habits it's easy enough to take care of yourself in a way that will marginally improve your outset. There's no right or wrong way around these things, it's whatever you find effective. I'd still prefer to not meddle with with my brain chemistry with pills. Let us know how it goes.Also, I personally would NEVER pay for it, I had a talking therapy person in school and sometimes I didn't feel like "getting anything out of it" we just shot the shit, which I loved. However if I had paid for that I would feel like I had wasted money.
starting my winter arcno more wanking from today
>>80055427>what goes on everywhere else, where more actual work is doneLike in one of the 20 pubs in Westminster? I wonder if they will be closed and turned into mosques when we get sharia law.
Once went to proper therapy, the sort like you see in tv shows where you actually get an hour with a therapist and you both sit in big chairs and talk. Therapist was a woman who kept asking me to just be honest about why I'm unhappy. Told her a few times it wouldn't matter and you wouldn't get it. She insisted so in the end I just straight up told her that I'm unhappy because I'm a horny young man and I desperately crave sexual intimacy with women. She spent the rest of the time trying to convince me that that wasn't why I was really unhappy because in her words 'it couldn't be', it must be some other blah blah blah...Never bothered going back.
11 quid an hour? After taxes? Tax deductions? After pension? Deductions? National insurance? Might ss well leech off the state ayyeeee get in there
>>80055295That's the spirit, just be open to different approaches and try not to be a seethie weethie about something new.Also, if substance abuse is a problem for you. AA and NA (Narcotics Anonymous) are local, free and peer lead. No overarching charity or commitment. There's also no set structure to meetings so if something doesn't work for you, try one a town over. If you have a bus pass you have nothing to lose.
>>80055461in her mind it can't be that because it's a problem easily solved. Simply download tinder, match with someone you find attractive and have sex with them.
Wouldnt pit the kettle on for 11 quid an hour
Did some gardening today, 25 for 2 hours cash. It's wumfy.
>>80055510Don't even you lad. Not in this cold weather.
>>80055510corr could buy 4 big macs with that
>>80055247Look into DBT (not DBT) - it's Dialectic Behaviour Therapy.Unironically changed my life. I used to think therapy was bullshit but went through the Priory for it. It's group sessions for 6 months but it's actually super chill and not intimidating at all.
Wops power washing her shit stained knickers
12 pounds a hourfucking jokers30 an hour minimum for me thanks
>>80055535What the fuck is wrong with you lad. Have a word with yourself directly into the mirror.
*also found 50p in a parking ticket machine reject tray, got a funny look from presumably the person who put it there and made 2 quid in free spins.>>80055516Ain't too cold around me, 15 minute walk to the guy, he gave me 40 quid at Christmas.>>80055521SIC?
>>80055538I wouldnt wipe my arse w/ 12 quid. Nevermind that its about 60 pence after taxes
FIVESAMEFIVES
Why have I never used /r9k/ before? Its like I've found my people.
Just worked out that I make about 6.80 per hour, if I worked 24/7/365. Which I don't. But it means an 8 hour sleeps nets me about 55 quid. Not too shabbers.
>>80055574welcome aboard fellow spazz
>>80055574been here for 10 yearsits shitei recommend you leave
>>80054956Imagine those cheeks clapping if shes at the gym, all sweaty, in tight gym clothing, and let rip a massive fart. It'd be like a standing ovation.
>>80055304Men like me are unhappy because we are not able to get sex. Imagine wanting to work for this shit country and not getting something that should take your mind off the grimness of it all. Fucking being a wagie, fuck contributing. Just take it all.
>>80055604You could have a decent life by now if you had worked since leaving school
>>80055304>a ten minute conversation with a stranger that will magically make you think your life is better than it really is.i mean you go on to purely describe circumstances, but look into the 'set point' theory of happiness. specifically the paper 'Pursuing Happiness: The Architecture of Sustainable Change'. it's a good read even as a layman, and rightly goes into our cultural understanding of happiness and so on, i mean you're HAPPY on MDMA but you're not content in a long-term, fulfilling way.they weren't the first to come up with the set point idea and the figures are being debated (pic related) but it's pretty widely accepted a large chunk of your happiness is just set in stone. genetic, basically. BELOW a certain point people become miserable (third-world poverty) but above a reasonable level of comfort, it evens out pretty quickly. that's why millionaires can be depressed and kill themselves.CBT is meant to be a practical tool to "rationalise" your feelings in a responsive way, and yeah sure it works for people. but you haven't considered that people are depressed because of trauma, upbringing and so on. the more old-school psychodynamic therapies do have a magic shortcut, and it's called LSD.
>>80055632but thats boring. How people do that shit every day without losing their minds is beyond me.
i need a gfthats why im not wanking anymoreit attracts women did you know that
If ideological NEETs were intelligent they would maximise their income for 10 years or so, save up enough money to buy a comfy house outright, then go NEET. Alas, they are not intelligent.
>>80055632Until I had my "incident" a few years ago, I did work all my life over 15 years working 50 hour weeks. You know what it got me? Fuck all.
>>80055225if they're threatening to check NEETs' bank accounts, do the same to rich/old people. ban shifting money out of the country, e.g. buying foreign muck from Amazon (Ireland).
>>80055292>Might just order them again and cut my losses.Iktf. Its not right.
>>80055657>save up enough money to buy a comfy house outright, then go NEET.But you still have to have >35000 in total in your bank accounts to qualify for benefits.
>>80055684>if they're threatening to check NEETs' bank accountsthey already do, have you never been called in about your crypto withdrawals before?
>>80055817i just say it's for drugs.
>>80055809Corrr, I'm about to pass that.SAVEDAVED
so this is what britfeel looks like without all the gimmicks being spammed, the same tired old bait and constant seething
Might stare at some pornographic material while agitating my penis until masturbation fluid erupts, for a laff obvs.
>>80055817do they? never happened to me buddy
NEETs should be taken to local offices and warehouses, where they have to account to the employees for each line of their bank statements
we need a SSM post lets get some posts flowing!
Local knowledge would be important. Spent money at Waitrose when the locals know there's an Aldi down the road? Sanctioned.
>>80055916Interacting with wagiekeks is beneath me
>>80055677By 'incident' do you mean noncehunting?
>>80055846>without all the gimmicksNEETs belong in giant hamster wheels where they have to run to generate electricity, which powers my vibrator while I watch them all on the monitors.
Watching that 70s Wonder Woman show. It lush. Lynda Carter sexy but some cute guest stars too.
Give NEETs free cycling lessons so they can do delivery work (unpaid)
>>80055657What's the point in that when you can just pay rent out of housing benefit?
>>80055919Radio silence from SSM lately Not rite
>>80055966Your housing benefit covers your rent?
>>80055966renting doesn't have anywhere near the same security as owning your own home
>>80055950Looks like something DVDlad would watch
>>80055976I'm personally not on benefits so I dunno but I assumed it must.>>80055980Where does the insecurity come into play in this scenario?
>>80055998renting is insecure and the opposite of comfy
>>80055942Meanwhile in reality I wank while you slave Aka you want to be a neet
>>80056004Insecure in what way exactly?
Wagies pay my rent. The way it should be x
>>80056012you don't have the same guaranteed place to live for the future
My parents birthed me and put me into this hellscape we call earth. Therefore they should look after me until they die and leave me enough to take care of myself until I die. It's only fair.
>>80055998>but I assumed it must.Depends on the area, but for me up in Doncaster the max I can get is 98 quid per week, which doesnt remotely cover it.
The slaves are uppity today
>>80056028Doesn't really matter does it? You'll always have somewhere to live.>>80056031Every day you choose to remain alive. Therefore it's your responsibility to take care of yourself.
>>80056028a council property is usually yours for life unless you do something to get yourself evicted
>>80056042Of course it matters. Lots of people are homeless after being evicted from renting>>80056046Too difficult to get one of those and if you do it will probably be a flat somewhere. I'm talking about getting a nice house somewhere that's yours forever
>>80055846I wonder what it is that changed since, hmm, let's say around Sunday afternoon. What miraculous happening has befallen us that caused this change of fortune?
>>80056059How are you going to be homeless? You'd just move to another flat.
>>80056059>I'm talking about getting a nice house somewhereBuying a "nice house" outright with just 10 years of work? Impossible for someone who has the mindset to be an "ideological NEET". You're living in fantasy land.A cheap flat somewhere shit maybe.
Fuck me I want pizza, but sadly circumstances mean I cannot have it tonight. Utterly miserable with this state of affairs.
>>80056099That kind of mindset is exactly why you're advocating council houses. Only the utterly grim and fucked underclass sits on their arse for 10+ years on a waiting list for a council house that you then get kicked out of because Mohammed's 16th kid needs it more than you.
Sweaty wollocks
Can't wait to mortgage, me. Might take a while but I'll get there eventually.>>80056099Cheap shite flat, yup that's what I'll have to get. I'll just hope to shop around so that I get neighbours that aren't too bad. That can make or break the shit areas.I lived in small spaces at university, I can do it again easy. If I can get my own space saving furniture it'll be so much easier.>>80056124Farty pants.
Roight then that's enough seething for now. Garn play a bit of Football Manager. Bayern Munich aren't going to fix themselves are they now?
>>80056121Mortgage assumes you'll be in the same work and your pay will go up not down for potentially decades. That's not realistic anymore. Council house is more secure than a mongage.
>>80056132>Bayern Munich aren't going to fix themselves are they now?*shrugs* might do
>>80056121The fuck are you talking about? I'm telling you the reality. Did you work for 10 years and then buy a nice house outright? Of course not.
>>80056145Why is that not realistic anymore if I may ask? Natural progression (promotions) and annual pay increases are still the norm in most businesses.
>>80056169Unless you're a Chinese millionaire you're not buying a house outright. Nobody is. In fact at any time over the past 17 years you would've been daft as a brush to buy a house outright given how low mortgage rates were. 99/100 people buy a house on a mortgage. It's simply how the market works and you can rant and rave about that, but those are the facts.
Paying a bank loan for 30 years? You having a laugh? Rather leech off the state get me council house sorted oh aye
can we not just go one day without kicking off about literally anything?
Well if it for free, don't mind if I do.
>Neil Gaiman on my reading list for 20+ years>now i don't have to read any of itget in lads
>>80056200Fuck sake you lot are even advertising in /britfeel/ now?
>>80056187Mate that is exactly what I'm saying. I'm talking to the guy who says that NEETs should just work for 10 years and then "buy a nice house outright"
Can Helen smell it? Of couse she can smell it
Of course the professional potwash mong clicks on scam adverts.
>>80056210Sorry lad, I just collect the freebies. For complete transparency this was the result. Though I've made bank before.
>>80056229Nice one lad. 10 more years of free daily spins and you can buy a house outright.
>>80056203>Women voluntarily engage in BDSM>Years later they decide they didn't want to in the first place and they made a mistake>Ruin a guy's life for their own mistakes they made willinglySad.
Just accidently ate some raw potatoes, how fucked am i?
>>80056218There's nothing to smell. SSM doesn't really have TMAU.
>>80056192if i had a house, i'd give to the council when i died anyway. even if i had kids, cheeky lil message in my will>thought you were getting the house? lol!>i did it, so can you.
>>80056242Everyone say a prayer for this lad.
>>80056245What about the doctor from Sheffield university that diagnosed him?
>>80056241here's the evidence, you sick fuck.
>>80056238This was on New Year's.
>>80056250You (maybe) are joking but my parents are giving the house to charity when they die. It's been a big point of conflict for us over the years.
>>80056245>SSM doesn't really have TMAUProof for this? He was diagnosed by a doctor
I DONT WANNA WORK MAATE PLEASE MAN I DONT WANNA WORK!!!!!PLEAASSEEE!!!!!!
>>80056269BUGGER ME, no image.
>>80056264His taste in women is shit. That's his crime.
>>80056280charity is stupid. i'd get it if they were old school socialists, give it to the local council. why a charity? charities are doing fine atm.
JUST GIVE ME THE OAT AND RAISIN PROTEIN COOKIE PLEASE FFS JUST GIVE ME THE COOOKIE!!!!!!
>>80056293You're preaching to the choir. I've told them so many times how inefficient most charities are, but they just don't get it or don't want to. The bottom line is they don't really care, they just don't want it to go to me.
>>80056289Amanda Palmer is such a textbook BPD artiste type, a toxic mess, an obvious mistake.but is it a mistake i'd make? absolutely.
>>80056280My mammy house split between me nd 2 sisters But I think they would be fine w/ me staying there if the cat was still alive And possibly after that if I asked nicely However ill have 2 get a job so I can buy them out if I need to That's the main reason I need a job Nd i dknt give a shit about houses in general I just want my mams house specifically cause of sentimental valueSadly most ppl don't think like me they just see pound signs
big bowl of curry and two large naan breads classic fat bastard me
>>80056303yeah fuck that then, worst of all worlds. maybe as their minds start going a bit, you can sway them. look up 'lasting power of attorney': no matter what happens, you're their son, and you want to look after them and their healthcare :)(then you can make financial decisions on their behalf)
>>80056338Here's what'll happen lad.Your mum will die. Your sisters will force the sale of the house. You'll all split the money. You'll squander your share because you have no idea how to deal with a large amount of money. You'll be skint again but this time you'll have nowhere stable to live.
>the cat comes before your brotherwhat the fuck
>>80056346Might work if I was an only child, but unfortunately my sister is involved too. She doesn't care about the house because she already has a much bigger, nicer house.
>>80056351>You'll squander your share because you have no idea how to deal with a large amount of money. You'll be skint again but this time you'll have nowhere stable to live.this is why i've asked my parents not to leave me their house. it can go to my brother, he has kids.nothing formal but i've agreed with him yeah mate you take care of it, i'm a junkie, we both know where that money's going.
Must be quite limiting not having shoes
>>80056368Honestly lad, with that level of self-awareness it wouldn't surprise me if you end up in a better situation before too long.
>>80056354Mumberg once called me a 'worthless poofter' after I broke up with my gf because she cheated on me. Not all families work well lad.
>>80056389What was her rationale for that? If anything you'd be a worthless poofter if you stayed with her.
>>80056360tell your sister it's super complicated and you'll handle it. imply there's only one attorney, don't let her know about multiple/joint attorneys. it's just legal fluff, making sure they get the right treatment if they're in hospital and all that. more of a peace of mind, worst case scenario thing, you'll take it off her hands.then when your parents start ranting and raving about how your sister should have an equal share, remind the solicitors they've also been rambling on about your other twelve sisters, they all deserve money too. and you heard them say half of it should go to Greenland. you're not even sure what that means. not right in the head, are they? tragic.
>>80056354If Crossmong was my brother, the cat would come before him too. The cat does what it's supposed to do. He doesn't.
400 posts of drivel. Good work lads
do you wipe your willyhole after going loo
>>80056382it's more like damage control, avoiding a negative than attaining a positive. i want a dog because i know it would make me feel better, but i also know if i had a dog, it would have died by now. can't look after yourself, how are you managing a dog?love dogs, me. so i'm never getting one.
>>80056402She's successful in life and I'm not, so "it's super complicated and I'll handle it" isn't going to work.
>>80056424You read all 400 posts?
>>80056423but they only wanted him if they needed someone to look after the cat? that's the only way i can interpret the conditionality there.crosslad get your mam a new cat for her birthday.
>>80056428Dab it with a bit of tissue. Piss dribbles in this weather is not nice.
>>80056440Not in full. I skimmed through
Catberg just puked all over the expensive rug
>>80056428i saw an image macro about cleaning your urethra with a toothpick. i gave it a go and it was the most singularly uncomfortable thing i have ever experienced. you know when you get a toothache and you forgot what having that specific pain was like? it's like that, but brand new.i recommend trying it once.
corr I'm liking these 3 letter captchas am I not
do you lads know about the pressing your taint trick to proper get all the dribbles out your willy?
>>80056478Get the housemaidberg to clean it up
>>80056464Crossmong believes his sisters will let him live rent free in a house that he only owns 1/3rd of, if he'll look after the cat. He's probably wrong and they'll just take in the cat and tell the lazy cunt to fuck off.
>>80056338yeah lad your sisters partners you barely see are going to be perfectly fine with their mong brother in law staying in the house for years holding up their six figure windfall. New car? World cruise? who wants that
>>80056484if you get '777', you get a free 4chan Pass.
>>80056494Forget his sisters partners. Even his sisters themselves aren't going to go for that. Your can tell that Crossmong is his mum's "golden child" despite being a useless cunt, and his sisters are probably sick to death of him being indulged.
>>80056478new ruggingtonshire for you de lid
>>80056187>99/100 people buy a house on a mortgage. It's simply how the market works and you can rant and rave about that, but those are the facts.There are quite a significant amount of cash buyers
>>80056218the five great guys plus one can't smell it
can we have a ssm edition next
Might go to wareham to find out if i can smell it
just wanna sniff girl feet FFS!
>>80056250Very bizarre attitude. Thank god you're sprogless with that mindset
The 70s Wonder Woman theme tune is fucking awful.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3xy1v56koAh yes our strength is only going stronger! look at these lovely two British chaps!
>>80056396Her rationale was me not being able to hold down a relationship with a woman. The fact that she was a manipulative whore was entirely lost on her.
>>80056538i will never get there, but i do actually believe this. inheritance shouldn't exist. when you die, the BUILDING will still be there. ought to revert to the state by default.>b-but that's tyranny! my freedoms! it's mine! etc.would rather that be up to the state than some (wealthy) individual, definitely. if you earned it through hard work, genuinely, good on you. now so can your kids, and so can everyone else's kids.on the flip side, council housing will provide for them all equally. as it should.
>>80056595Nigger culture is taking over this country lad. I mean look at the adverts. 75% nigger! That's why these stabbings are happening.
>>80056617Agree with you 100%. In a country where housing is so scarce and expensive it's really the only option. You can't have some people struggling for somewhere to live and other people getting a free house just because of the roll of the dice. It's a level of unfairness that just isn't tolerable in a modern society.
The digestive nappington hath concluded
>>80056506Ur quite perceptive lad. Yes that's why I have 2 play this situation wisely bc they already resent me in that respect. If I just went listen its me that's stayed here all these years so it's really my house they'd tell me 2 fuck off and spunk it on a holiday. Am being tactful
>>80056626i grew up in a white working class village (few Asians, no black people).teenagers stabbed (even killed) people. same way they burned down buildings or robbed shops. made it to the local papers (and i think they were less squeamish about it 'being minors' then). white lads, obviously. just because there weren't many non-white lads.you're either a zoomer or have memory problems. or maybe you've just lived a sheltered life. there are knife problems in Glasgow, it's a huge problem but it's not like it 'came along' when you noticed it, fuck knows how you can tie that to a race/culture. it's just crime. we used to nick those cap things off cars for fun, hip-hop didn't tell us to do that.
why isnt China and Japan taking all these immigrants in? if they are so amazing????!!!!!
>>80056464Its hard 2 explain what I mean it just makes sense in my head >>80056351That's the bad ending. Theres smart ways 2 go about it. I jut think it's not fair bc I don't care about the money but staying in same place with all fond memories nd history nd stuff is what I care about. So it's not fair to turn that into money. At the same time. So much family died already that I wouldn't do anything 2 alienate the ones I have left. So id probably just go along with whatever. I really doubt they would do something to leave me actually homeless on purpose but would they do something that does that by accident yes probably. Newsy if I had a job i could remortgage the house and buy them out. Its pretty much thst simple that's what I've got to do unfortunately. Am between rock nd hard place.
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ANNE!!!! I NEED ANOTHER 5000 ANNNE I AM DYING AHHH!!!!
>>80056744you write like an utter cunt and deserve fuck all. rot on the streets
new fredberg gone up>>80056772
>>80056746mad how these mong women get so much sympathy yet if some old man goes to the third world and gets scammed by a gold digger they say he's a creep and deserved what he got
>>80056762Lol lower case fanny
>>80055574I felt this way 3 months ago. Ive come home and found my people.
>>80056617Why work hard if you can't pass on an inheritance?Personally I'd rather oligarchs own everything than the state
