i want me ashes chucked down swanage seaand when i diei want you all to be dancing down swanage pier edition
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My wife told me today that our son has been crying and telling her that he wishes he had a different dad. Feels horrible.
>>80056772no one gives a fuck about this alcoholic fat cunt
https://youtu.be/ZW2dm52bgKwYou getting conscripted. Seaside Isn't. Nobody calling him up. He has nice cream cake whilst you fighting.
>>80056805Objectively untrue lad. I personally "give a fuck" about him quite a lot.
>>80056772Did he actually say that? Pretty based if so
>>80056814yeah ive got the video mate
I used to be a gambling addict, but I've got a hobby now. I play fortnite
>>80056805I love Seaside. He look after me during dark periods.
Corr 3 character captchas and they're actually readable too
Mark won
>>80056832just use the solver like everyone else
My life with a female narcissist
>>80056810>f everyone else as long as I'm alrightHow is this a bad thing lol. Mongrat
>>80056812you win
>>80056865Haha, that is one of the funniest videos that has ever been put on the internet.
>>80056828I remember that video kek
Gone and posted in a death thread. I have avent I I have.
>>80056810hope some army lads fill him in. what a gross human slug.
>>80056898Why are you outsourcing your impotent rage to other people like a spineless little faggot lmao
>>80056911long day at work today pal or was it another 8 hours winning internet wars you fucking nonce
>>80056881>>80056889>>80056865I still think he's a twat for how he's hounded SSM over the years but hopefully this experience has taught him that purposely trying to make others feel like shit does have a genuine effect on people. And that ultimately all anybody wants is just to feel happy without others messing with them.
Hello sirs. We've prepared a fine selection of sedatives, anti epileptics, mood stabilisers and anti psychotics for you to take for your evening dose. The gabapentin is particularly delightful this evening.
I JUST WANNA FEEL REAL LOVE IN THIS WORLD THAT I LIVE INNNNNNN
>>80056960love aint real buddy
>>80056812yeah and you're no one.
>have a shit beard>trim it>have a shorter, shit beardi am ready for a night on the town (Tesco's)
Fortunately my sprog will be in receipt of a massive inheritance, why work hard when you can just have massive wealth handed to you on a plate?
LUSH Chippy Tea garn neck this HHL Stylee oh yes. all paid for by the tax payer x
i hope we iron out all these techno-privacy AI laws before we get proper sex bots.i know companies take our data but something about them knowing what i get up to with my virtual girlfriend just rubs me the wrong way. a step too far.
>grim beige slop ah yes my monthly pittance affords me such delicious foods! you fucking tard.
>>80057016is that a butter sandwich?
Footrat wagie ragie
>>80057015i have known these cunts (both parents and their young adult kids) and it makes me seethe.you expect it from Tory types but it's mad when it's some local Labour councillor who just wants to make sure HIS kids are okay. of course THEY'RE getting private education, small starter home at 21, maybe some pocket change to start a business. that's just being a good dad. (your kids? well, that's up to socialism when it comes back.)
>>80057016Classic BigMong with chips meal there.
ive had sex you havent
me earwax smells extra cheesy today lads
>>80057116another sexlarper
rent free little lad x
>>80057016Was that you I was speaking too the other day? Lad near deptford bridge DLR?
>>80057062>you expect it from Tory types but it's mad when it's some local Labour councillorLiterally nothing different between labour and Tories, hasn't been for decades
I feel sorry for those that can't afford private school, but it's better that at least some people get a decent education, than force everyone into state education
>>80057164How is that extra VAT you are paying? Kek.
>>80057016Not trying to be funny but do brits really eat this?
>>80057016Laughed out loud reading this for some reason. That muffin does look a little bit grim lad.
Has HelperLad posted an update yet today?
>>80057225Sometimes twice a day.
>>80057237Cant. seeing as hes banned. Not sure for how long though.
no one gives a fuck about your online dollies and thread personalities
>>80057267Hope he's not banned for too long. The thread isn't the same without that lad.
>>80057281I know a little quiet with him not being around. At least crossy came back.
>>80057016Fuckinell that looks grim
Mongs falling for reddit reposts
Had a cough now for over a week. All thanks to that middle aged woman in Asda living. I will never forget it for as long as I live. If I ever see her again theres going to be hell to pay.
feeling very light headed today lids, no idea why, ive had enough to eat and drink
>>80057385can you smell gas?alternatively, is your breathing blocked (and that's why you can't smell gas)?
Nu breadington is it kingsVery well then
>>80057451no gas around these parts lad, least i dont think so and the sinuses are fine
>>80057452some quality posts already. i'd like to single out >>80056791, >>80056865, >>80056879, and >>80057016.
>>80057462gas is everywhere lad you can't see it. sounds mental but it's just one of those things.
>>80057235dont know what kind of muffin that is mate
SSM on the Forest Moon of Endor.Better than givin' it to the Wookies.
when do skeletons go from horrific gore to cartoon monsters?
>>80057512Ive seen better muffins at Aldi mate. Go on, educate me. What type of muffin is it anon?
deadlifts tomorrow x
>>80057538Helper is more of a Star Trek lad. I remember talking to him about TNG at 4am once. ENGAGE.
>>80057538is Endor the planet or the moon?
sean is here off trip drumming up convo about himself. pathetic.
we didn't get Star Trek over here.
>>80057544looks like a bit of bread to me where do they call that a muffin?
For me? It's Babylon 5 and Farscape.
>>80057580quite liked babylon 5 but i never watched the last season
>>80057576Up north lad. Where men are made. Youre not one of those faggots that call it a roll are you?
its a fucking barm cake
what the fook is a barm cake?
>>80057588They put it out again on Blu-ray but I already have the DVDs so not that keen on buying it again. I actually don't mind the widescreen on the DVDs when it usually annoys me for other shows.It's a shame they'll never remaster Voyager or DS9. TNG remaster was so astronomically expensive.
>>80057215Very much doubt sprog will even be educated in the UK, thank god
>>80057580I would probably like Babylon 5. Ive heard its like Star Trek DS9>>80057574We absolutely did. TNG aired on BBC1 in the late 80s/early 90s
>>80057624Yeah and I remember watching DS9 and Voyager as well on Sky maybe before BBC.
Gonna make a cup of tea and cut myself a slice of this delicious chocolate chip banana loaf cake coooorrrrrrr
>>80057603>barm cake. I was going to say that as well. Fucks sake thats probably the worst one.
in my opinion? first three Dr Whos and Play for Tomorrow.didn't like Blake's 7 but i need to watch Star Cops. one of those 'passion project gone wrong' type productions.
>>80057646Get yourself a proper coffee machine, lad. None of that Dolce Gusto shite.
>>80057580Honestly? Andromeda, the later seasons were excellent. Also Atlantis which I found to be more consistently great than SG1, though both are amazing overall.
>>80057646>loaf cakethat's banana bread, anon. cake refers to savoury, not sweet. e.g. barm cakes.(this is just my little joke, don't worry lads, love yous all.)
>barmcakelets ITT
St*pdad getting his dick wet later today
>>80057668Never watched Andromeda or SG-1. Wish they'd put SG-1 out on Blu-ray here. Might import the German set on DVD.
>>80057668Andromeda isnt that the one with Kevin Sorbo in it? lol.
anyone remember Hyperdrive?why was it?
The North is one of the most horrific, ugly, miserable, miserly, impoverished, useless, feckless tracts of sewage and refuse-laden lands everywhere to emerge across the planet. It's BARELY better than India. The people of the North are also some of the stupidest, ugliest, most feckless, retarded, parasitic inbred mongs ever to have been spawned.
fuck it, gonna put the heating on
>>80057680You never watched SG1? Seriously? Lad binge that shit right now wtf, it's a staple.Andromeda is more of an acquired taste but still excellent and made by Gene Roddenberry as well.>>80057683Yeah, he's alright in it. He's funny and kinda based IRL too so that's cool to know when watching it.
>>80057646Gis a slice mate
>>80057698Kek. Little southerner with his barm cakes crying, pissing, shitting and cumming over northerners. Classic. Like music to my ear. You pansies wouldnt last 5 mins up here.
>>80057702>fuck it, gonna put the heating onProof?
>>80057713I remember him in Hercules the legendary journeys on channel 5 in the last 90s. Good times on weekends watching it.
>>80057702hit this point last week. feels like it's getting earlier and earlier each year.
>>80057731*stops shivering*see?
>>80057702Wish I could turn it off lad. My mum has it on full pelt every day. Its like hitlers oven in my box room here.
Cat is sat on my bed licking its arse again. Why?
>>80057759It wants you to lick it
Geordies swimming in the Tyne just shaking off any infections like it's nowt, part and parcel of swimming in the riverthe Thames gets SOME sewer leakage and they all cry about it, yet still think 'tracts of sewage' is some kind of insultwhat's next? Scotland is rainy and doesn't have enough Pret a Mangers?
>>80057778madness isnt it lad?
>>80057759grooming or tapeworms.
Might dial a wagie 2 get my stuff at rhe shops nstead of walking tonight but i feel kinda depressed missing my walk too but I cant really be fucked >>80057759Cat world ur just living in it
>>80057783i'm not sure, i just start writing to get from one word to the next. then forget what i've written.but yeah i'm pretty sure what i wrote was mad, in some way or another
>>80057800whatever you said about sewers was inspiring
>>80057792why do her legs have colour banding?
>>80057792Lucky for you lad at you have the willpower to go outside. Most days I cant. Really difficult sometimes. You should be proud of that. For me my autism is getting a lot worse recently. I hope youre doing well lad.
>>80057817thanks i don't know much about them.i find all the complaints about AI insulting, that they're just some kind of predictive text based on things they've previous read. aren't we all?
/britfeel/ is one of the most horrific, ugly, miserable, miserly, impoverished, useless, feckless tracts of sewage and refuse-laden threads everywhere to emerge across 4chan. It's BARELY better than /brit/. The people of /britfeel/ are also some of the stupidest, ugliest, most feckless, retarded, parasitic inbred mongs ever to have been spawned.
>>80057820Probably shopped or some sort of filter running through it. Women like that are incredibly insecure about little details like that.
>>80057841Yet youre still here. One of us.
Keep seeing people meme on that Robbie Williams better man bollocks. Just watched a trailer for it and fuckin ell does it look oddly disturbing. Really rubbed me the wrong way with the fucking monkey thing. What were they thinking.
>>80057842i'm worried Crosslad is saving photographs as 256-colour PNGs instead of JPEGs. i know it's not the 56k days any more, but that stuff's still going to eat up his hard drive.
Got some wuds in and garn neck them now then onto vodkas and tunesit lush x
>>80057828Thx the key is choosing the time wisely when its quiet outside + basically just constantly remind yourself thst you'll be home soon. I get anxious outside but i also grt anxious staring at the same walls 24/7 as well it dont hit the same as it used to. So it's six nd half a dozen at this point basically.
>>80057886>Keep seeing people meme on that Robbie Williams better man bollocks.the only people doing this are yanks who've never heard of him before
>>80057922Thanks lad I will try that next time Im out. Wont be for a while though.
>>80057886the way it's become trendy to focus on specific snippets or 'other people' in musician biopics, i want a Michael Jackson biopic about his exoneration in the early 90s. it's not about his abusive upbringing, or the 2000s tabloid stuff, it's more like a mixture of touring and police/courtroom drama. just some on-screen text at the end that he was later ridiculed, accused some more, and died in 2009.
>>80057923just tell them Journey never charted here.
>Almost halfway through January
One of the biggest synchroncities of my life planted in letterland way back then. Thats for another time though.
Got to import three box sets from Germany.>the waltons>bonanza>little house on the prairieAll significantly cheaper than here or the USA and have English audio. Got my Baywatch box set from Germany. It lush, has all the original music.
who the fook cares about robbie williams? why would they make a movie about him
Really dont understand pop culture and modern stuff. Just not interested at all. I will only consume media that I enjoyed as a child or that time period.
Women will never desire you lads this much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluxOA_HHmk
>>80057982he was a big pop star. the 90s were 30 years ago now. they did that Jim Morrison film in 1991.
Had cottage pie for dinner tonight lads. It was lush. Our family is back on the diet now if we wasnt there would have been cheese on top. Thats the best bit!
>>80058014Robbie Williams is nowhere near as famous as Jim Morrison. At least he wasn't played by a monkey. They shouldn't have brought Michael Jackson's monkey out of retirement.
Thinking of going on holiday to the Virgin Islands.
>>80057985genre films are too fast and flashy. i think i have a low attention span so i'll enjoy them, but no. something like Jason and the Argonauts or Excalibur is peak spectacle/fantasy.i will NOT watch boring films that don't have wizards. i just won't.
https://youtu.be/z1H8r4_TW80 kino
>>80058027i don't know how you're measuring fame, but what makes you say that? now or back in the day, i'd assume (at least in Britain) Robbie Williams was more of a household name than Jim Morrison. or even The Doors.
>>80058059stop posting this cunts videos he ruins them with his editing
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I'm voting for him. Are you?
>>80058066You're boring me now you cunthead. Away and suck a cock. Little lad.
>>80058144i'm new to politics, is that like running for president?
>>80058164He's running to be head incel of Britfeel but Ruthmong is the competition. He'd have a chance if he had shoes.
gonna do some midnight lawnmowing on back garden arent iwell its not against the law is it?but i do like my lawn to be hairy
>>80058193Think it might actually be against the law tbqh.
>>80058158fuck off that was an earnest question. how the hell do you arrive at the idea that Jim Morrison is more famous than Robbie Williams?survey Britons in the 60s/70s, or today. survey Britons in the 90s/00s, or today. as a percentage do you think more people were/are familiar with Jim Morrison or even The Doors than Robbie Williams? heard more of their songs? bought more albums?genuinely, how did you arrive at your conclusion? the only thing i can think of is that "Jim Morrison made better music" (true) or "had a more interesting life" (also true). but fuck off was he more famous lol.
>>80058201isn't that just for building works? people can drive cars, those are loud machines driven by a motor. noise laws not stopping them whizzing about.
>>80058202Life goes on outside your little Robbie Williams fan club, lad. Jim Morrison was a pop culture icon all around the world. He was even referenced in The Simpsons. Robbie was ONLY famous in the UK.
>>80058059someone posted this on here a few days ago kek. He definitely lurks here
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sick of you bellends being nobheads all the time
>>80058214all right lad you've pushed me. the one i DIDN'T write, but am now going to, is the following:"had more impact on music, pop culture, and history"if that's how you're measuring fame? worldwide? looking back today, and then again in 50 years' time?why, that's Robbie Williams
>>80058287Robbie Williams will be forgotten whilst Jim Morrison will live on. Robbie Williams is so unpopular they couldn't even get a human to play him.
Team Jim over here.
>>80058342>Robbie Williams poster^ every teenage girl's bedroom, ever>Jim Morrison poster^ vampire lairs onlyi suspect they went with a monkey because TOO MANY people wanted to play Robbie, and no one actor could just do him justice.
>>80058359me too. said as much>"Jim Morrison made better music" (true)anon's just being a crazy person, i'm fascinated with his brain. i like Kaleidoscope/Fairfield Parlour but i don't pretend they were bigger than Pink Floyd.
>>80057952Been in bed all week sick so the month just disappeared. I fink its passing now though. Couldnt even do anhrbing fun no energy just staring @ the ceiling failing to sleep for hours until its light outside. Am always nocturnal in january but it's got stupid now like 10, 11am some nights. It twilight zone.
Rudebox is a better song than anything The Doors released.https://youtu.be/1l52QZmN1Gs?si=TY__pwr2AxT1DAbO
robie williams is rubbish mateits for old ladies
any of you cunts remember scrap heap challenge from back int' day?
People are just taking these accusations against Neil Gaiman without question. Absolutely mental. The accusations are comical. Like some Bond villain shit.
>neil GAYmanHAHAHAHA
>>80058450Is that the one with the guy from Blackadder?
am starting a new auditing channel soonSeasideAUDITS all the wayam gonna do a new channeland am gonna call it SeasideAUDITSso lets get a gopro auditam i recurding?curse im recurding so get in there my leeeeedhttps://youtu.be/_kYn7a16RSg
>>80058481yea i think it was him, i just remember the old fella with the fucking massive mustache best
>>80058494samefag here actually no i might be thinking of something else, im not sure anymore youve confused me anon
>>80058505I'm confusing Scrapheap Challenge with Time Team, lad. They were both good.
It had that blonde lassie in it. Phillipa something?
>>80058505are you thinking of that other programme about doing something, that had Chris Barrie? (Rimmer from Red Dwarf)
>>80058535im definitely thinking of scrapheap i just cant remember who hosted it now, ive been through about 6 different people in my head including the bloke who used to host crystal maze
>>80058527are you thinking of that other programme about doing something, that had Craig Charles? (Lister from Red Dwarf)
robot heap team
Millennials still using zoomer synonymous w/ "the youth" as if zoomers arent pushing 30 now nd zoomers just going along with it cus they desperately want to still be "the youth"
>>80058590we're the same age and i think i disagree with you on the particulars there.
Old aah niggas making tiktoks yikes
>>80058590oldest zoomers are like 26 like me
it was robert llewellyn, i admitted defeat and googled it
30 somethings trying to be 17 again grim
post the pencil drivel with mark wanking off in his boxers
hes 35 and looks 15 stilluses his passport to buy alcohol
alright there youtubersive just joined chaturbatesits a website where you can masturbate off while you chatmy name is seasidemark on chaturbatesome nights im gonna go there play around with my fucking penciland pencil all around the fucking roomget me fucking pencil out and fucking sharpen itill be sharpening my pencil a few nights a week live on camerai dont give a fuck meill get my fucking pencil outand ill write what i like
playing connect 4
I feel miserable and pathetic and like a failure. I am a married man in my own house and with my wife and kid upstairs. I am currently sitting in the spare bedroom. I told my wife I wanted to send out some job applications so I needed to go an concentrate away from the little one, but in truth I was just desperate for some alone and quiet time.
>>80058680how many have you connected so far lad? must be at least 2 and a half by now
>>80058626can't believe my parents listened to the music of their youth, even carried on the fashion and language of their youth. fave films? what they grew up with.and well before that, THEIR parents did the same!really makes you wonder.
>>80058680solved game. if you go second, you might draw, but you can't lose.
Anti-corruption minister fired... over corruption
Here's your frogslop, sir.
>>80058717shut up for one thread mate please
Crossys boyish lips around my cock
>>80058913Be honest fren, how many chips did you sneak?
They made a musical of Shrek. Boggles the mind.
Wonder if I should to move to York. How bad is the immigration there?
everyone knows you wont
Fuckinell trying to ignore it but my sister and her friend are in her room shagging again. Would not be surprised if it is a mong from here. The daft cow is on the spectrum.
>>80059078Are you the lad that posted yesterday about hearing his sister shagging in the next room? Christ how much of a whore is she?
gentle spirit and marie asmr are so beautiful.
He's taking a break from YouTube
>>80059134are tilde giving us the lowdown
>>80059092Aye, almost every night the past week or so. If our rooms weren't adjacent I wouldn't hear them.
>>80059179Is it her boyfriend or a string of ONSs?
>>80058412Get well soon crossy. I will pray for you to recover tonight.
>>80059038York is a really nice city. A few chunks but overwhelming English
>>80059078Does your sister do anal?
>>80059183Same lad I've seen a couple of times, She says he is her bf.
>>80059219>She says he is her bf.Well it certainly sounds like he's her buttfucker
>>80059199No idea, Want me to ask her tomorrow?
>>80059230Yes, please ask and post what she says back here to let us know. Always curious about which ladies do anal.
>>80059230Do you do anal, receive?
>>80059038you'd be immigrating there. don't.
>>80059245I will ask. Be interesting to hear what she says. Also tell her I'm sick of listening to her getting railed every night>>80059262No bumming allowed here
>>80059300Common lad. Your anonymous. Do you get a little chub on when you hear your sister fucking? Must be hot as hell.
>>80059313No, it only irritates me. Disturbing my peace and quiet.
That's enough cringe.
Just seen that image where somebody has shat on Katie prices chest.
>>80059371Yeah lol, it's how all those instagram whores make their money - fly out to dubai, let an oil prince shit on them or whatever and then fly back to LA and take selfies and make like they're living the high life. Instagram is notorious for basically being the backpages of the gulf states.
the apu is spaffing to the video of beavo being tossed off by lilly philips
>>80059390Showed it to my brother. Kek. That image I just posted was his reaction too. Haha. Absolute state of that woman.
Having some melon slices me. It lush.
Left the heating on didnt I
>>80059461absolute wank, this. woken up in hot sweats. could have had that heat on lower, at a time when i needed it, not when i had the dial up because of forgetfulness. might as well chuck money into a fire then throw myself into an ice bath.
Hitler's spirit shall rise from the grave and the world will know he was right.
>>80059478I had woke up in a hot sweat last summer. I thought I pissed the bed.
Seasidemark is blessed enough to have his parents with him in his 50s. I wish I could be that lucky.
still playing connect 4
>>80059594Thats crossed my mind about him. Don't normally hear ppl that age talking about their parents alive.
Sex must be really awkward for both the Hawk Tuah girl and any guy she's fucking. Like you're both gonna be there wondering if she's actually gonna hawk tuah your cock, or would that just be weird, like it's kind of her job now, or would she maybe do it and regret it, I dunno, you know what I mean?
>>80059637I made a deal with God that if he grants my mother a long life I promise I wont kill myself when she dies. Please Lord help me.
>>80059744God isn't real, lad.
There really isn't any other alternative to ApuEats. All of their frogs are trained to have eaten at least fifty individual orders off of every menu in their jurisdiction as to measure quality. Those frens literally give their lives to making sure all their takey-wakeaway is hundred percent delicious, safe and womfy for people.
>>80059825Last time I saw one biking down the road I threw a bottle at the back of its fat head
in bed proper depressed and alone finking about women i used to know years agomy lifes fucking shite x
Made some gucciarse progress on the backlogberg thereI fink
All I want is enthusiastic anal sex with a non-fat woman.
>>80059641i'm not in the habit of thinking about other people fucking.well i am, but then i mentally 'become' one of them. then i go off on all these mad ideas of 'if i can transform into anyone while they're having sex, what would i do?' e.g. you could just become a married world leader while they're 'on the job' (lol!) but then you'd have to know all this info like what the layout of the house is. also moral quandaries, whether it's rape. but, on balance, would that be worth it if you could prevent a war? or would you stick to something like becoming criminals and turning themselves in, maybe transferring the real you a few Bitcoins on the sly?it's a deep burrow. honestly anon i'd kick this one before you end up like me.
>>80057149that was me lad x tucked up all comfy in bed near there right now
hmm, very depressed tonight lads, might even do an unplanned night drive to think about the universe and stuff, call at asda and get some junk food to cheer myself up
>>80059594He said they're both in their 80s on a live stream last year
Shall be ingesting a cheekyarse midnight snack in about three fiddy, give or take
you will never have a car.you will never go through a McDonald's drive-in by yourself at 2am.you will never park near a cliff, eating a nuggets sharebox (with curry sauce), the moon shining down on you as you contemplate life.
>>80060197I've bought nuggies from McDonald's at 4AM and the food tasted worse than they normally do because there was only one Pajeet working there who I couldn't understand over the intercom.
Are you somebody's surface level slop?
Just shidded n farded
>>80060246yeah i've only done that drunk and it's not as good and they think they can trick us but what they DON'T know is alcoholism is a hidden disability. so to me at the time, being drunk was to sober people what being sober is to them.confidently piped up that there were issues with my order and they told me to leave instead of causing a fuss and making a mess everywhere. i wasn't making any mess i just dropped a few chips, they wouldn't care during the day, come over here and say that to me you fat cunt.
>>80060259handy-man and good dad are good skills, the others are weird internet shit.what if he just wants to play games, would he see that as addiction? ditto for porn? i know there's the whole 'loveafterporn' subforum that gets posted here, they have cutesy terms like 'pornsick males'.i'm extrapolating a bit but i'd be curious how she just describes natural differences in interests. say she likes plays, and he doesn't. if he stays at home, is that a problem? if he complains, is that a problem? if he communicates clearly he's not into plays, how would she react? is he getting dragged along?and fishing/nature are a classic way of getting away from it all, particularly a spouse and kids. in retrospect my dad did not actually enjoy the 'fishing' aspect of going fishing that much.
>>80058563Used to love Robot Wars as a kid. In secondary one of older lads was in a team with his dad and brother, they ran an engineering club after school on Tuesdays where we made shitty robots with drill motors, took them to an event and got them beat up by people we watched on TV as kids. The Behemoth team was there when you see that thing in real life and hear it hit the floor it really puts into perspective how much force those machines put out.
Ain't fucking right this youtube policy.
Spaffed, meDid i not
>>80060259Reddit is full of the most bitter single women on the planet. Usually they married terrible men because they are stupid, got divorced, no one else wants them and now it's every other man's fault.
night drive was alri, parked up and had a good old think, and a girl i used to work with sent me a nudey so that cheered me up a bit, in completely unrelated news, is there any way or an app i can get that saves the whatsapp one-time-send picture things?
>>80059390Was it a rich Arab guy who shat on Katie Price?
>>80060745not youtube's fault. they only have that hate speech policy because of hate speech laws, and we only have hate speech laws because of hate.not saying we should love each other, i'm saying we should all direct our hate towards lawmakers. they can't keep making laws if we murder them.
>>80060891Fuck lad that's class. You absolute Chad. Did she send it to you out of the blue or what?
>>80060930yea sort of, got a message from her while i was parked up, just random shit about what work is like there now, we chat every now and again, then out of nowhere she says "dont forget what i look like" with a good old fashioned full frontal attached, and thanks lad i did feel a bit like a chad when she sent that, i know her boyfriend has been working nights recently though so that might have something to do with it
>>80060950Grim that she has a boyfriend but I don't blame you for enjoying the attention. My advice is keep your distance though. A woman who would send a nude photo when she has a boyfriend is not good news.
Just finished that Ginger Snaps (2000). Always loved this film. Definitely one of my favourites. I saw it late on TV one night as a kid and it scared the shit out of me. The practical effects hold up brilliantly as well. Corrr.
>>80060891Check in the folder, use a file manager or MTP on Windows, or something. Find wherever the WhatsApp folder is, check Media? They just get saved to your device. This is true even with disappearing messages (like you could set your phone to aeroplane mode).Not sure what the one-time thingy is. Bit dodgy if a JPEG isn't actually sent to you, like it's constantly streaming from their phone (or hosted on a server) or some newfangled wizardry.
I'll never know the lover of another woman other than my mum and sisters. I have accepted this fate. I am too much of a spakker to tie my own shoelaces nevermind find love. I am the rain man of the family without any savant skills. Unless you count shitposting as a skill and I am quite the savant at that.
>>80061024Maybe one day one of your sisters will get absolutely hammered and toss you off
>>80061224Not into that shit, mate. That's a sick way of thinking.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKAYOU'RE THE ONE THAT FUCKED YOUR UNCLE UNCLE FUCKAYOU DON'T EAT OR SLEEP OR MOW THE LAWNYOU JUST FUCK YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!
Roight denCalling it soonish me
>>80060982yea shes been going out with him for years, apparently they have an open relationship but she got really upset when he shagged someone else one weekend so i dont know>>80061010im not very techy but might start fishing around my phone tomorrow, thanks anon
Afternooningtons from /ausfeel/
>>80061731answer my question from earlier you cow
>>80061763'snot in thread, is it?
just woke up, work in 50, slept okayish, hope everything goes smoothly today doubt it will though, looking forward to a 3 day weekend
Slug-like features
>>80056865laughed when he talked about how 'kind' and 'loving' he is
>>80057698agreedt. from the north
>>80061885Was it ever explained why his wife left him?
>>80061769here is the posting: >>80054936
Spaffed once moreShall be brushing me teef now
>>80061979Seasons are the biggest thing. Not having snow during Christmas is a bit mental. Ugly Christmas sweaters and big dinners aren't as culturally relevant here because of the heat. Instead of no coat no play we had no hat no playMid-year being cool is nice though cause you work through it anyway.
>>80062022>sweatersdo yous not say 'jumpers'? or is that marsupials?>dinnerswhat meal/time of day is 'dinner'?and lastly, what do you call bread formed into a flattened oval shape?thank you.
>>80061999Stop masturbating so much and get a job
>>80062039>sweatersvernacular I picked up from having too many yank mates, we say jumper.>mealsBrekkie - BreakfastLunch - DinnerDinner - Teadon't really have suppers here>bread flattened into oval shapesgenerally a roll, but you hear buns quite often too. The real fucked thing is that they call crisps 'chips' and chips 'hot chips' here.
kek remember when 4chan changed the captchas and everyone went mentalgood memories
>>80062039>bread formed into a flattened oval shapenaan, or maybe pitta
>>80062086How has your life changed since then?
>>80062086those tiny little pixel ones when cornelia-chan or whatever it was took over were a fucking nightmare.yeah it was meant to be temporary but moot said there would never be a captcha and there was already so many bots (that fucking Suicide Girl spam man).i was in #4chan a lot at the time and i wrote an angry screed at Mr VacBob because his CAPTCHA is utter fucking shite and put it back to how it was. didn't get kicked/banned because nobody has ever taken me seriously in my life.
>>80061024my savant skill is being able to accurately draw anything I'm looking at but it's been completely useless to me
>>80062098looks burnt desu
>>80062098realised i worded that poorly because i could mean a wrap, like tortillas.but he got the idea. still confused which way around those meals are. we say all those same words. and if Australians are doing things backwards it's like when Winamp used to put>Helena - My Chemical Romance
>>80062118they're kind of meant to go this way. you can whip up pan fried naans that take seconds, dead easy. they do end up black but it's not like they're burnt to a crisp.
>>80062112they invented the photograph, and put you out of a job.meanwhile today's artists have the gall to complain about AI.
>>80062130Dont you get cancer when you eat burnt stuff like this?
>>80062144i would double check this one obviously, but i think the whole "burnt = carcinogens!" is just one of those myths.wish i had a flame hob so i could char the fuck out of peppers.
When you shag a tranny is it common that she cums too? Does she get erections?
>>80062144I think you'd need to be eating entire bowls full of charcoaled food daily for it to have any effect
https://youtu.be/Z8HdCpykrLw
i eat my steak pink the middle so i'm at no risk.
Looking for a place to live in the Peak District National Park
Beddington o'clock, is it not, my liege
>>80062270grab a tent innit
Cant believe this place is now more tolerable than britpol
Did done all the calculations i need 5 million to live womfortably
>>80062337you account for inflation de lad?
>>80062345>you account for inflation de lad?I wont keep cash
5 million isn't a lot these days.
>>80062442How much do you reckon i need to live womfortably?
Poley will be a millionaire while you live in your mother's basement
>>80062454eh i mean, if you make a few sacrifices, 10 mil MIGHT get you started. should be good for at least a year.
EPC inspection today, had to move a load of shit around to provide access to the radiators and box up a load of games/consoles as I'm redecorating at the same time. Massive ball ache.
>>80062442It only isn't enough if you're a complete and utter spastic that can control themselves like that Chav mong who won the lottery and is now back to working as a binman.
>>80062892people killed his dogs. he's allowed to be sad and indulge.
>Scottish economy goes into reverse as employment falls
my friend who's a bit slow just asked me if 'the economy going into reverse' is a good thing or a bad thing.i mean, i know, but what do you guys think?
>>80062971Would you suck cock for money?
HHL's ban should have ended by now. Starting to get worried about our little spacker.
>>80063114Heard on the grapevine that he offed hisself
smack a spack
Should i take antidepressants if im unironically on the verge of suicideAnyone have personal experience? I've been offered Fluoxetine or a less common one Amitriptyline
Josh is a paedophile
Shippy is a paedophile
>>80063176Itll probably make you feel somewhat betterbut its still just masking the actual problem
>>80063176Been on sertraline, venlafaxine and fluoxetine. None of them made me feel any better, at best they just make you feel like a zombie. They will also either make wipe out or turbo charge your appetite, totally turn off your libido and make you very sleepy. Not worth it desu.However when you come off then you have to taper the does. I stopped fluoxetine without tapering and got a very specific but horrible side effect. Basically there are these blood vessels which run vertically behind your eyes. Fluoxetine withdrawal can affect your blood pressure a bit temporarily and make your vessels swell up to the point where the eye muscles can rub against them when you move your eyes. But because they are oriented vertically it's only when you move your eyes horizontally. So every time I moved my eyes side to side I got this horrible ringing in my head followed by a weird blurry vision thing and an ache like pain. This lasted for about a week. Not nice.
>>80063252Wrong thread lad, britpol is over there
Lollers is a paedophile (unironically)
For me it's bread rolls and brioche buns.
>>80063176there's the risk that they 'spike' a bit and can increase those feelings early on.are the feelings like a sudden urge, or a long-term plan? acute or chronic, basically? if it's acute and you can see your mood stabilising, get yourself some benzos or zopiclone and basically just go unconscious for a couple of days.
>>80063275With crispy bacon corr
>>80063261sertraline gave me those brain zaps. had never felt anything like that before in my life, and then tapering off was like plunging below my original baseline.all the others i get it: not for me, just doesn't work, works a little, more stable, dick has stopped working...liveable stuff but you can move on. but sertraline was uniquely horrible.
>>80063275Brioche is only good for french toast, but as a general bread product it's terrible.
>ask for a bovvy butty on broon barm>shopkeeper says he doesn't understand me>next lad asks for a chappi naan with extra madras>gets it right awaymy granddad did NOT fight in two World Wars.
>>80060259grim to think the majority of women nowadays listen to podcasts and post on forums like this where they just shit talk men constantly and convince each other to leave their husbands/boyfriends
MASSIVE headache just now, not fit for work me
>>80063420Glioblastomangtonshire-on-the-Naze
*turns the thread lights off**fires up the thread smoke machine**presses play on the ghetto blaster**enters the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ynB_jDem8
>>80062990I think it's a good thing. If the economy is doing well that encourages people to migrate here
*leaves the thread smoke machine on, but gives anon a tendie to stand turn the lightswitch on and off**runs round the thread waving his arms about*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qu4HeHNUME
Yet again, proving muh mum wrong, here's a classic banger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0sC4xbyT5c
>>80060259Basically blaming the husband until pointed out he's not the issue.Then tries to make it out as WE'RE BOTH AT FAULT.Sounds like she has the issues, not him. Bet the poor lad doesn't even know what she's thinking. Kek.
>Only three parts of the UK achieved growth last month: north-east England, London and East Midlands
>>80062990you need a good recession every now and then to clear out all the shit companies that only survive because of easy growth
If i could i would move abroad
>>80063589What? Even with the influx of Dr's and scientists? HOW CAN IT BE SO?? Probably the natives, the lazy bastards.Maybe the next million will help.*sends a message to europe*MORE FORRINS NEEDED.
>86 people share my meal deal choice>statistically around 43 should be womenTesco could hook me up with a selection of mealdealfus right now but they won't
Even mutt face would have gotten it in this vid, IMO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVG4Ix9GgFg
>>80063603why does it give you those stats?saw a news thing the other day about how Tesco are adding fancy keypads to the booze cupboards/fridges. you key in a code and you have 7 seconds to grab a bottle and not spill it in a panic because your hands are shaking BECAUSE you need booze.one of their future ideas was that they use the embedded camera to track customer demographics. nothing to hide. nothing to hide. nothing to hide.
its the migrants fault that i cant get laid and am too lazy to work
Love this.BANGER TIME (yet again)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dm30fHVOO4
Worried about seasideMARK. He hasn't uploaded for 2 days, 4 days after eating that old jam.
But who is the holy spirit?Father=God, son=jesus, holy spirit?=Sophia?Dunno, but banger related, IMO.Starting to feel it again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvz2Pk5KHBU
I found out.We're loved, we're all loved, we just choose not to see it.Look for synchronicities, that's life, it's telling us something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1G0jl0Vc64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmR-kjVzRwA
>Hello Master, since you were recently added to the incel registry I have been appointed as your state-mandated female servant. I am under strict instructions to follow any and all orders you give to me. How would you like me to begin serving you?
>>80058388>i suspect they went with a monkey because TOO MANY people wanted to play Robbie, and no one actor could just do him justice.do you genuinely believe this? you don't think it's some kind of metaphor? howling at the idea they couldn't find anyone decent to play him so they just said "fuck it let's make him a monkey"
>>80063619Clubcard unpacked lad. Showing my most common meal deal choice, how many times I bought each item and how many people shared the same most common choice as me. Says the nation's go-to combo is>chicken club sandwich>egg protein pot>coca-cola (full sugar)
CLASSIC, some fine arse females on here, I like when they're wearing the white clothing. Corr, and I mean corr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
You dirty whore stop touching your floppy girlcock and show me your bussy
Bring it back BBChttps://youtu.be/RbKl32rpsMQ
>>80063694always thought a young Phillip Schofield would make a good young Robbie Williams.
>>80063728mad to think people in singapore were reading this
Ok last 1, I need to be active and get shit done, oh aye, cleaning time for this guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKJgVg7Eux0
>>80063734hard to overstate what a teen heartthrob he was
>I wrote to all the DJs asking them how I get to become just like them.
German Goo Girls
>People are still discussing the better man bollocks I said last night.What have I done.
>>80063770It depends on what music you play, I think Robbie has 1 for heavy metal. He does not want a rock dj.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
>>80063690Too fat4me desu
Ok, cleaning time.LET US FOOKEN GO!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
>>80063690Cant stop staring at this image.
Suppose I should get in the shower then put on clean clothes just to sit around doing nothing all day and tell myself I'll start to fix my life tomorrow.
Is Robbie Williams a new gimmick here? Kek.
>>80063786Woopsie daisy, wrong song.I won't play the one I meant to, it's fate.Time to stop, and grab a mop.
>>80063690shagged a girl with a physique similar to this. arse wasn't quite as nice but she had the small tit/stomach, big arse/hips combo. gave nice sloppy bjs, something the current gf could learn from tbqh
>>80063793It gets better once you stop caring. Ive worn the same t shirt for over a week now. Just dont care.
what if this isn't all a joke and the AIs planted Robbie Williams into our memories and that's why there's the confusion?
>>80063794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu2PdLW3I
Sun shining on my screen. Can barely read any of your drivel, or my own for that matter.
I feel like its my fault. I started the better man discussion after seeing it being memed on /tv/ and for some reason britfeelers are still talking about it 12 hours later. I apologise.
>Dear diary. Today I sat around telling lies to men on an anonymous website
>>80063794His newest gimimck is writing out greentext quotes without spelling out exactly what they're referring to. It's for a higher IQ audience than the usual spam.
>>80063814it would have happened anyway.
>>80063825What's even happened with Robbie to put him in the news? Has he been caught noncing?
>wow I mentioned something topical and people are still talking about that thing after I stopped>guess I'm like the main character or something
>>80063826new biopic where he's portrayed by a monkey.apparently he's not well known outside the UK.
Touching sexy women
>>80063835Touching that womans arse a few posts up in that green bikini. Corr. Got me a little chub going on.
>>80063834A biography about Robbie, but Robbie is played by a monkey? What the fuck.
>>80063840Crazy to think we will be denied this for our entire lives. Drives me mad.
>>80063831not a bad system to have someone in charge. i know we're all NEETs, but if you've ever ran a meeting you know the value of Robert's Rules of Order or having 1-2 talking sticks.
>>80063841yeah, think films about musicians' lives are just in at the moment.
Guys how much bennies do you have per month to spend on shite?
Just emptied my bowels
>>80063859I work full time and earn close to 100k
wow lads you'll never believe it I was talking about inflation yesterday and now they're going on about it in the news. Some simulation shit going on here...
Oh yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>80063889January you div
>spent 60 quid on takeout yesterday>mummy gives me 100 quid today>made 40 quid profit
>>80063872Can you talk about a 300% increase in bennies today please mate?
>>80063889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpU6UEq8hAi like this man making these videos every year.i don't get the joke but homosexuals are very talented. imagine being a talentless homosexual.
>>80063900Ah yeah, but do you remember, the 21st night of september?Wouldn't make sense if it was september, especially if it was before the 21st. The song would be over quickly.>do you remember, the 21st night of septemberNo, it's only the 10th.>ah good point.>THE END
What music did you listen to when you were a teenager?
>>80063915I don't remember what I did last week let alone 4 months ago. That whole song falls apart in seconds.
I miss British indie rock.
>>80063922https://youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA
Have a think lads, have you ever heard the song played in September? No, there'd be mass confusion. Cars crashing at junctions, with bewildered drivers saying, but it's not the 21st. Mothers stopping mid birth to say WTF?.Don't believe me? Wait till September and listen for yourself.
>Ywn ne a teenager with a mid 00s emo/goth gf with self harming issues.
>>80063925>What a waster, what a fucking waster you pissed it all up the walllove the libs. saw em live three times.
>>80063922Death, slayer, deicide, nuclear assault, carcass, Metallica, megadeth, cannibal corpse, napalm death. Any thrash/death metal from the late 80s to the early-mid 90s was the best stuff.
>>80063926class album, remember when he did a Q&A on /mu/ and avoided all the questions about him being a construct? lol.anyway for me it was Pet Shop Boys and My Chemical Romance.
It seems like there was something interesting and cool about England in every decade since WW2 except the 2010s and the 2020s.
Have you ever been in love lads?
>>80063952yeah i can't place any sort of identity to these last two decades. other than internet meme shit, what apps people were using.remember Gangnam Style? brat girl summer? drill? help
>>80063960Yes, multiple times. Any other questions?
>>80063963What was it like? How do you know if you are in love?
>>80063960yeah but i realised it was my perception of her, which did not match who she was.which fucks you up because it brings home how much you're seeing things through a lens. could trick your brain into being in love with whoever. i REALLY like broccoli now. used to hate the stuff.
>>80063962The internet wrecked culture tbqh.
>>80063972tummy-feelings that can be WITHOUT cock-feelings. bit like hugging a dog or taking MDMA. except sometimes there are cock feelings (do not shag dogs)
what ssm image are we using for the new thread
>>80063904But if you hadn't bought the slop you'd have made 100 quid profit. Silly nonce.
>>80063993How about this one? Quite fancy a KFC.
>>80063922https://youtu.be/F8enozeaois
Saw a balding tranny IRL this morning
>>80064007Just this morning I was laughing at a news article about this tranny darts player who is 'taking a step back because my mental health hasn't been great'. Yea, no shit you utter mong. Look in a mirror.
>>80064005not a fan of that YouTube video ID
>>80064014hi informed darts anon, what happened with that darts player who was 17 and a half and dating an adult woman? has she been caught yet?
>>80064025She got caught hitting a 9-year old darter. I mean a 9 darter, sorry.
>>80064034that's not funny anon.look at this lad he's just a child ;_;
>>80063922>Ievan Polkka - Hatsune Miku (Nightcore) (10 hours)
>>80064049No wonder you're fucked in the head
The great sitting down is upon us. The country is not growing. The UK is healing.
got the new thread jitters i have
New thread prepared >>80064072
