>>80057299
it's all over, lawbreaker!
but for real, what did you do

that's crazy you should kill some politicians before you go in

>>80057317
pood without peeing

>>80057310
>>80057317
Drugs, bomb threats, terroristic threats

>>80057346
That's nothing. You'll get parole in your 50s for good behavior and live the rest of your life out of a motel with an ankle bracelet. You're going to make it, bro.

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>>80057299
Damn son. You're cooked.

>>80057299
well shiiieeeeeet, if you can't do the time don't do the crime ma nigga. man u a busta fr

>>80057299
https://voca.ro/11vwxzjNlqVE

>>80057346
>bomb threats, terroristic threats
Wow that's pretty badass. What for tho and where were they directed?

>>80057346
yeah, fuck prison, anything thatll get me there, id rather blow my brains out before doing, prison is basically lifelong torture. rip, you deserve this idoit

>>80057381
Thats fuckin sad bro

>>80057407
I was off my meds and acting crazy, I had actually forgotten I even did it for like a month after.

It's still so unreal for me that I'm going, like I know I have to go but it doesn't feel real, this is bullshit

>>80057381
Do you think he takes commissions?

>>80057460
No way you gonna get life just for that cause you did not even have bombs? All you had was drugs? Are you sentenced yet? That is messed up. Run or plead insanity

>>80057299
Try to get solitary confinement. If youre a giga autist or schizoid it will actually be a comfy life. If not then pray for your bootyhole and learn to fight

>>80057460
Yeah it feels fucking unfair unfortunately. If I were in your situation I'd flee like the other anon said as far as the eye can fucking see. You sound like you don't deserve it man.

>>80057460
They gave you life in prison for just threats and drugs? Sounds made up are you sure you're not still in a psychotic episode?

>>80057492
There's more to the story but it was bad, which is why I'm going to get "life", really I'll be out when I'm like 75 if I don't get murdered in prison , I'm just a robot I won't survive.

I wish I could plead insanity, I was living in a constant anxious fog and didn't realize it, but I fucked up and lied even though I didn't want to when they did some morality tests on me during the investigation, it was like my consciousness was underwater and I was in fight or flight mode and was talking without thinking, so they just think anything I say is a lie unless it's something that could incriminate me, then obviously it's true.

It's all bullshit, I'm not this monster they paint me as

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>>80057481
Without a doubt he's the richest guy in that block.
I mean if there was the boob chin guy charging guys to fondle his breast shaped chin, then this hustle must be massive.

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>>80057503
Decades alone with nothing to do, I just feel like escaping to the woods and trying to survive off the grid, I'll be raped and beaten in jail, I'm not a bad person so I won't survive.

>>80057533
Not in an episode, it's sadly real

>>80057299
Honestly the larp sensors are going off p hard right now

>40 years for making threats
>Insanity component
>Somehow you simultaneously have a pending life sentence and
an Internet connection

Rip you. But yeah why they let you have internet if going to prison for life? I'd think you are in jail until they get paperwork done to get you to prison
Still would suck 30 years not doing anything and getting nothing done. Out and you're still alone and homeless, even worse off.

>>80057299
honestly kill yourself now its hell in there im not joking rope now

>>80057682
>nothing to do
dox yourself and anons will probably send you books/letters and maybe put money in your commissary account. that is unless you are larping

>>80057925
I'm still free atm, I'm GOING to be in prison.

This sucks so much, I'm not an evil or bad person, I just have really bad anxiety

>>80057936
desu if i were you i would just kill myself. or try to run away and then kill myself if i got caught.

>>80057936
People that have 40 years sentences hanging over their heads don't get bail

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>>80057948
That would be the most logical thing, sadly I'm not willing to unalive myself.

Hopefully the rape and beatings won't be that bad, but any amount seems like it will be horrible.

I just don't know what to do, this is so unreal to me.

>>80057299
in the back of my mind i'm always paranoid of going to prison for the laws i've broken at any moment freedom could be taken away from me. i retired from being a criminal, i'm not about that life.
why were you making threats anon? were you like swatting or just being edgy and threatening people like a dummy?

Turn to Jesus he can save you God bless.

>>80058003
>that image
you want to be butt raped, dont you?

>>80057900
This op. American prisons are torture. Made for and maintained by the same insane individuals that foam at the mouth over drawings.
Either flee maybe on a train or jump off a cliff. Make sure you leave a note or message detailing that you were sentenced to torture for life in prison for being off your medication and making stupid, but empty threats.

op im pleading with you, yes death is scary but that is imprisonment and tourture waiting for you,
you NEED to kill yourself, please, its a nihtmare in those places, rope out

>>80058037
it's possible with his situation about the medication that the judge is understanding and only gives him probation or soemthing.... right?

....
Either this is one dude samefagging or
No one on this retarded board has the IQ to realize you do not get to be free on bail if you have an impending life sentence.
This is a larp, or op is not actually getting anything close to life...

>>80058037
No. Jesus christ is the way. OP, look up de la fe testimonies on yt and theres one about a black man who went to prison for murder, but was freed later when he accepted Jesus, don't end with such a hopeless and tragic "solution"

>>80058048
No, thats like saying "Hey i got like three lotto tickets, one is bound to win right?" Nope, not at all, in fact they might even give him harsher sentancing because "Oh see he went of his meds and went crazy, so itll happen again, to the brig!"
Its hell in there, ive been in detainment and its literal tourture, imagine being in a blank empty crowded room forever, its hell, even now i want to kill myself because i know it can happen to me again later on if i get arrested

>>80057682
You should flee; either to Mexico or Canada or something. Fuck that noise.

>>80058037
i need to do thgis sometime desu it's over for me
>>80058004
also this IS scary.... what if one day you woke up and something ordinary was made illegal?? something as simple as going out in public at a time THEY donj't like??

>>80058076
have you been in prisoned? i have and thats why i dont beleive in god, why i cant no matter how much i want to, because they left me there, in that nightmare

Prisons should unironically just offer voluntary euthanasia
Would really solve so much of society's problems

>>80058107
you are so fucking right man why didnt i think of this before?

>>80058107
i've always thought killing prisoners would be more merciful than just keeping them in a prison for no reason, having it as an option is a good idea too.
the only reason we don't kill prisoners is because of the archaic animalistic wanting of revenge, it's chimp brain shit, you should have the option to opt for an immediate death, but some people in society believe other people should suffer, society should be above the animalistic primitive lust for revenge.

>>80057541
>they did some morality tests on me during the investigation
learn from this anon: DONT TALK TO COPS. ALWAYS COMMUNICATE THROUGH A LAWYER.

>>80058102
Joseph, John the baptist, Paul & silas were all thrown to prison unjustfully in the bible. But God was still with them. Especially recommend reading paul and sillas story, its pretty interesting (Starts in the book of acts chapter 16).

I will be praying for you I genuinely hope youre able be okay from all this anon. Life is really unfair, I know first hand, but what matters is what comes after it and that we stick to faith, because God can make great things in our lifes happen in His time He knows your heart best

>>80058003
you are unlikely to be attacked unless you run your mouth

>>80057460
This seems like a LARP, usually you get off with a slap on the wrist if you're schizo and do that.

>>80057460
Neat one less schizo poster clogging up my board with garbage. Have fun OP, this is what you deserve for not taking your meds like you were supposed to and being a dangerous menace.

>>80057299
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

>>80058183
HOW DOES HE HAVE INTERNET IF HE IS FACING LIFE.
HOW DID HE GET BAIL?
THIS IS SO CLEARLY A LARP
YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>80058155
>the only reason we don't kill prisoners is because of the archaic animalistic wanting of revenge
You know prison labor is a thing, right? Most of these people are working manual labor for a company for sub-minimum wage commissary money.

>>80058219
THIS ISNT A LARP YOU DUMBO, THIS IS MY LIFE.

BECAUSE OF MY MENTAL ILLNESS AND IMABILTY TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT THEY HAVE ME OUT FREE WITHOUT BAIL.

I'm not actually getting life, I would be out when I'm like 75, this is horrid

>>80058357
You either are getting 45 years
Or you are currently free

Both cannot be true

This is a larp

>>80057299
Just run you fucking moron
LEAVE
why would you just let the government throw you in prison for life. you are going away either way

>>80058427
I know I should run, I should unalibe myself, living in a small cell all alone for the rest of my life is horrible, hell even one year would be hell.

I wish I had gotten the help I really I needed, I wish I was given the meds I need which I still don't have , I wish I didn't have these episodes where do I do stupid stuff.

This all sucks so much, I'm not a bad person I just suffer from really bad anxiety reeee

>>80058520
listen to me retard. RUN. NOW. Go to mexico if you are close to it.

>>80057299
Larp thread. For something this serious you would get remanded after the guilty verdict before sentencing. If you knew you were getting life then you would already be in jail.

>>80058003
>unalive
you have brainrot
I'm glad you're going to prison forever, faggot

>>80057312
Or CEOs.

>>80057346
"bomb you! bomb you! bomb you! Kill you! kill you! kill you!" TILL THE DAY YOU FUCKING DIE! *tokes crack pipe*?
>>80058163
This is some seriously good advice. Never talk to the cops.

>>80058595
They were informants and undercover plus they monitor my Internet activity

>>80058630
>I wuz being gang stalked n sheeit for doing drugs
yeah right, schizo

>>80058650
I was, I used to work with explosives which is why

unironically try to run, if your facing 40 then a few more years tacked on for trying to run off bail won't matter if you get caught, and the reward is huge if you manage to evade. godspeed anon (if its not a larp which it probably is)

>>80058768
I have no money, I love where there is winter, maybe I can hitch hike to the south where it's warm and forage for food

>>80057346
wow, may as well make those threats a reality. Or you know, die pathetic alone and raped like a cuck in prison.

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Shit is fake unless OP can produce pictures of papers or something

>>80059065
It's real, people know who I am by what I posted so far, I already doxed myself

>>80057381
>thicc pawgs and mermaids[?]
kind of based, he knows what he likes

>>80057346
you should have done some real terrorism atleast once, or go and kill somebody right now while you can but just make sure it's an important demon of this society or whatever. maybe rape the wife of a ceo or his daughter whatever. hope you have a good time in the can anon

>>80057682
did you go through a court process op? or did they already sentence you.

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>>80057682
bro there's a pube in your mush

>>80057541
Civilization will probably end within 12 years, so you won't miss much. Maybe you get released by then.

I challenge you to read the great books of the ages and learn skills like electrical engineering and languages. Keep busy and talk to God.

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>>80059254
Fr, imagine being served that at a restaurant, I'm not looking forward to prison food.

>>80059273
Hopefully I can get an appeal or something, autism sucks .

>>80059182
Ya, those dolls freak me out.>>80058565
I'm not a murderer, I can't even break a branch off a tree without feeling bad
>>80058210
I was off my meds, reeee

I'm about to head to bed, at least I get to sleep "free" tonight

>>80059892
Everyone is a prisoner of their mind.

>>80059897
Ya but they aren't locked up in a tiny cell all alone and served slop to eat, stop trying to sound deep and downplay prison.

>>80059971
I gave your larp thread a bump you cunt and you dare disservice my generosity with such a boring response? go the fuck to sleep and post something more interesting tomorrow.

escape the country
neet it up in someones attic or basement so you atleast have internet

>>80058357
Hypothetically speaking, if this were true, you could just get a few thousand dollars, buy some solar panels and a cheap generator, a cheap hunting rifle and tons of ammo, some seeds and a water tank with a raincatcher and live off grid comfortably for years and years.

Hypothetically speaking as an alternative, you could get a haircut, change your facial hair, get a tan, and change your identity with forged documents. Work under the table and move around every now and then and you'll be free for the rest of your life so long as you dont stupidly interact with law enforcement ever, which is entirely possible.

I would never encourage these things of course, I'm speaking entirely hypothetically.

your lawyer must suck if you have a legit mental illness and still got 40 years

homeless schizophrenia niggers in nyc get less years for actually killing people

>>80057299
Hey at least you won't die a virgin like I will.

>>80057346
Should have been a brown Muslim. They would have given you the key to the city and elected you to city council

>>80057299
No way that pc is an american prison that looks comfy as fuck

>>80057299

What EXACTLY are you being charged with op? The actual charges being filed against you.

>>80058107
This is part of the worldbuilding in Escape from NY, the PA system in the inmate processing center mentions euthanasia as an alternative to being sent to NYC.

>>80057299
this thread is peak bait, there's no way you get life for any of this unless you already had previous criminal history

i am calling larp because i know of no jurisdiction that allows permanent/death row prisoners to respond to their crimes in freedom

they know well enough once someone knows theyll be in jail for life/executed, they'd go apeshit. 0% chance of this post being legit

>>80057460
>I was off my meds
especially this part, this has to be complete bait. No way you're on med and not have that excuse you.
https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2013/08/01/man-who-killed-his-family-in-1967-resurfaces-as-psychology-professor/10002522007/
when people like this actually do bad stuff and get
>Doctors diagnosed him with paranoid schizophrenia and a jury found him not guilty by reason of insanity.

>>80057346
Why is america like this. In yurop that would be 5 years tops

>>80060686
Alternative explanation: OP is a mental illness case that actually believes this even though this isn't true in reality.

>>80057405
lol this guy makes a good point

OP, make absolutely sure you ask for a lawyer, they'll give you a public defender for free. Plead your case to the defender and he'll make the argument for you to the prosecution. Because of the medical records showing your medication, you can absolutely argue "I was off my meds" and this is a strong argument. If you've never committed any other crimes before this, you might just get probation.

this thread should serve as a remainder to everyone on this board to have a criminal defense lawyer ready on speed dial, someone you already know before you need it. Stop worrying about muh tfw no gf, worry about having the right lawyer when you need it and the means to afford it. If you're reading this right now, literally google criminal defense lawyers near you and read up their avvo profiles so that you're never caught off guard

>>80057346
nigga crashed out

>>80060796
this thread should be a reminder to read the headline at the top of /b/

>>80061155
they arrested someone from pol for saying a in minecraft, the disclaimer on b doesn't save you from in world consequences and so you NEED a criminal defense lawyer, most people wouldn't even be able to afford one when they need it, start saving now and get peace of mind

>>80060704
Turns out his mommy just made him go to his room!

I just got back had anyone explained how he's currently facing a 45 years sentence and freely using 4chan?

>>80057560
So disrespectful that he is assuming the inmates have sex with them. They look good just for decoration, sleeping, cuddling

>>80061452
He hid a thinkpad in his ass, and his dad works for Nintendo.

>>80060796

On top of that never fucking talk to the police. If you are being arrested or accused of a crime, the only words out of your mouth should be "I want a lawyer"

Be polite, decline any searches, ask for a lawyer, and keep your mouth shut. The only time you should talk to the cops is if you are the victim or witness of a crime.

>>80057460
Anon, please just shut your mouth when dealing with the police and lawyer up. Spending even $200,000 on lawyers would well be worth it if it kept you out of that many years of prison. If it was because you were off your meds, a lot of people will be empathetic and understanding. Just don't make the same mistake again.