>at least 6'4>hung>jaw line that can cut titanium>skinny>mid length hair>no balding, ever>clean shaven (face and pubic area)>confident>raw hard sex, almost rape>takes me by surprise in sex>is open to anal>no friends, female or male>has never watched porn>doesn't masturbate except with my body>only wants me>works remote job so we can be together 24/7
>>80058915Ik its larp but why clean shave? I thought beards were in vogue
Ideal gf thread>at least 6'4>boobers>jaw line that doesn't havea double chin>skinny to curvy>mid length to long hair>no balding, ever>clean shaven (face and pubic area)>confident>takes me by surprise in sex>is open to romantic unprotected sex>no friends, female or male>has never watched porn>doesn't masturbate except with my body>only wants me>has a cool job that doesn't take up all her time
>>80058930>beards were in vogueIf you need a beard your jawline is weak
my idea gf>at least 6'>hung futa cock>stacy jawline>mid length hair>no traction alopecia, ever >unshaven pubic hair>confident>rapes my bussy>takes me by surprise in sex>gives me prostate orgasms>no friends, female or male>has never watched porn>doesn't masturbate except with my body>only wants me>works remote job so we can be together 24/7
>>80058947that's not true, beards can just look niceno reason to make this shit up
>>80058947anyone who says this is just insecure that they cant grow a beard themselves
>>80058915i am a 5'5 man from kerala and i work remote job (computer support) AND i rapebabey i am catch. ketchup me while you can
>>80058915I'm a 5'8 guy from karelia, i will fill your womb with my finngol seed and you'll thank me for that
>>80058915Ideal bf for me>Monogamous but very kinky, somehow into everything I'm into >Kind, empathetic, altruistic >East Asian or Scandinavian (he's gonna teach me his language)>Is really into something, doesn't have to be the same stuff I'm into >Very romantic>Has a nice deep voice>Isn't misogynistic or right wing>Likes short and chubby brown girls, won't shame me for my weight >Only dates to marry, waits until marriage for sex>Has ambitious in his lifeThat's about it
>>80058915>18-24 (I'm 18)>trad/conservative>devout christian>loyal, only loves me>virgin>will wait for sex only after marriage>fit, not ripped but has noticeable abs, kinda skinny>hunter eyes>around 5"10 (I'm 5"7) >patient, caring and understanding>communicates openly>wants atleast one kid>provider>kind of a nerd, talks to me about his interests and I listen >same music taste
>>80058938>job doesn't include any interactions with females or males to ensure her only human contact is with me
>>80058915Kek, foid, you don't also want to be able to cheat on him too when you feel like it?
>>80059166Nigga were not all whores
>>80059144Based insecurity chad
>>80059177YOU THE REAL NIGGA HERE, HAHAHAHAHAH
>>80058915>never watched pornare you retarded? have fun dying alone
>>80059187I'm not black nigger
>>80059191If you watch porn outside and inside a relationship you're not worth getting into a relationship with sorry but I don't want to deal with a lustful man
>>80058915my ideal bf has to be>white (non negotiable)>likes dogs>blonde or dark brown hair>hetero>doesnt care about the age gap>be each others firststhats it.
>>80059196But you are a bitch, and now I can identify your goofy ass now. Thanks dumb bitch.
>>80059228No you can't nigga, I haven't made a list yet nigga>anyone that isn't you or blackThere u go nigga
>>80059213>doesnt care about theThis is an interesting trait to post here, why are you an illegal person?
>>80059256Nah, you and maybe one other fucking idiot nonstop says nigga, except me. I'ma pimp you out silly bitch
>>80059269Nigga I don't care nigga cause I can change how I write nigga
>>80059295I wanna give you a kiss baby girl, and make you mad again and again. I love you baby girl. Let me marry you baby girl, let me take you to Italy baby girl. I love you baby.
>>80059321Nigga what. Only if you're Luigi mangiony or whatever that niggas name is
>>80058915>ideal female>atleast hh cups>fertility birthing hips>pawg bbl that is the shape of an upside down heart >is sweet and gentle almost soft dominant >doesn't watch porn, doesn't masturbate or read smut books>Intelligent and loyal>has no friends and can deal with the loneliness really well but also enjoys my company>it atleast a couple inches taller than me>vagina is an inny so no visible beef flaps>has her hymen intact>nipples aren't grossly shaped or brown but a nice blush to themfemoids should meet these requirements
>>80059352forgot it has to be natural or naturally acquired no plastic surgery
>>80059350Oh I know y'all's type, this is why I'm staying single for ever. Not about to give a innocent child to one of you psychopaths.
>>80059115what is your description >.t fits everything you mentioned
>>80059373Nigga are u retarded were not all the same u really cant tell im trolling u nigga
>>80059265i just prefer older guys but not the ones who are weird about it or insecurenothing illegal but kinda risky i guess
>>80059389>On r9k>Gets mad at autist>Genuinely calls him retardDamn you are so fucking cute.
>>80058915I matched 5 of them.>skinny>mid length hair>no balding, ever>no friends, female or male>works remote job so we can be together 24/7>>80058947No, it's because my facial hair grows so fast that sooner or later I get tired of shaving all the time and a beard appears. My body is also covered in black fur.My ideal gf:A slutty latina who's enjoys giving blowjobs so much that it almost crosses the threshold from hot into uncomfortable.
>>80059385Oo here's mine>5"7 weight like 110 pounds/skinny>also devout christian>puertorican >introverted/pretty shyIs there anything you'd like to know specifically? I will say now, I'm autistic (poor social skills) and I have a heart condition, it's not anything severe, just can't do cardio or lift heavy things otherwise I can live and function normally
Ideal gf>not a land whale>has sanity
>>80059459>>80059352Not him but are you a virgin?
>>80059560Yes I am I should've added that Still waiting for response form og anon
>>80059580You sound pretty awesome, I hope you find him
>>80059580*from smhhh
>>80058915I meet 90% of this. I will never date you because I am obsessed with someone else.
>>80059601Thank you! Hope so too :') good luck aswell
>>80059606>>80058915How do I grow to 6ft4?Any tips and tricks?
>>80058915ideal bf>5'6"-5'8">4" pp>not o-beast >soft curls>big musky pube bush >submissive & likes butt stuff >kind, humble, empathetic, cuddly, shy, intelligent >unemployed, always nude, always available for sex and being fondled >loves me
>>80059647you are not real and are just baiting or live in timbuktu
>>80059213>>80059265>she wants an old white virginHow have you not found him yet?Im sure theres like a billion of those types of dudes on here.
>>80059647>>4" pp>>big musky pube bushfuck i was so close
>>80059213>>80059410I would kinda be this except u sound racist and I've never had a dog tho I like them alr and have helped my second cousin train her dogs
>>80059385Plsss atleast say if are/aren't interested Here's some other things I should mention >I'm practicing guitar both electric & acoustic (I'm very new to it tho lol)>draw>virgin, haven't had a bf before
>>80059705Am not her,Whats wrong with dating inside your race?Whats wrong with wanting children that look like you?White birth rates arent looking good these days you know.
Ideal GF:>5'10"-5'11">B or C cup (well shaped and firm)>Medium/leaning towards long black hair w/ bangs>Green eyes>Smart (and not into any fake careers like psychology)>Non superstitious>Switch>Not too many friends but gets along with people>Wants kids>Responsible>Only wants me>Bilingual and loves culture>Slim/healthy BMI>Based (implied with point #5)>Germanic or Slavic+ A couple other things but the list is long enough already. A GF like this is fantasy.
>>80059410>nothing illegal but kinda risky i guessexcuse me but what exactly could be kinda risky but not illegal? your family? getting confronted by randoms on the street calling you a pedophile or something? please, do elaborate.
>>80059800>excuse me but what exactly could be kinda risky but not illegal?You sound annoying.
>>80058915>skinny>mid length hair>no balding, ever>confident>raw hard sex, almost rape>takes me by surprise in sex>is open to analanon a dog meets most of your qualifications, do what you will with this information
>>80059827not only that but i'm also a huge pussy
>>80058915>ideal bf thread>female
My ideal anon won't respondIt's so over for me
>>80059060you are a fat nigger blob
I'm still waiting :"""""""") I want an answer before the thread closes
>>80059705is it racist that i only want a cute white guy? then yeahi've seen how mixing turns out since my cousin did iti want my kids to be easily accepted too and not ostracized>>80059800pretty much all of that, i dont really like boys my age so you have to have tough skin in publicand be able to confront my annoying mommost guys just want me to send nudes but they dont want a relationship or they're rapey pedosreally humiliated myself in the past as a resultwell thats just my ideal, had bad experiences with this board so i dont botherand the smart anon i really liked left the board without saying anything
>>80060133You are so real for this>left the boardSame did mine frick this stupid chud life. Good luck finding someone
>>80060133tough luck, wish you a good turnaround. don't write off everyone in your age cohort as a retard or a faggot or whatever you think they are. there's always exceptions. and don't send nudes on the internet.
>>80059664i live in a large metropolitan city in the USi'm just shouting into the void with everyone else, my ideal doesn't exist and if he did he would be baking cookies for his grandma or volunteering at a cat shelter not shitposting on r9k
>>80060505>i live in a large metropolitan city in the USi suffer in yurop
posting ideal gf>has lore>has feats>is cute/hot
>>80058915>tfw im browse through the answers and im not any femanons ideal bf
Ideal gf:>tulpa>end of
>>80060552Describe urself?
>>80060625i dont want to give super specific details but>pretty short>non-white>longish hair>i find history/cultures/religion/etc interesting>dont play video games that often>a bit submissive>anxious/self hating>i consider myself to be somewhat self-aware>i feel more emotional than rational>no motivation for basically anything
>>80059115>18-24 (I'm 18)No>trad/conservativeYes, probably>devout christianAgnostic but open to new ideas>loyal, only loves meYes>virginNo>will wait for sex only after marriageYes>fit, not ripped but has noticeable abs, kinda skinnyYes>hunter eyesYes>around 5"10 (I'm 5"7) Yes (exactly 5'10)>patient, caring and understandingYes>communicates openlyYes>wants atleast one kidYes>providerYes>kind of a nerd, talks to me about his interests and I listen Yes>same music tasteDependsGood luck
>>80058915>I want the most desired man who women will constantly throw themselves at but he should only stay with my mid ass.Chad chasers are worth a chuckle at least.
>>80061813I cope by explaining to myself that it's only the internet. I've seen a lot of strange couples that somehow managed to get together. I can only I hope I find eventually someone/anyone.
>>80058915>clean shaven (face and pubic area)Gross, bush is the only way to go. Way way hotter-- real men don't shave
>>80058915Honestly I think it's cute that you all are so deep in the fantasy, really reminds me of myself! I hope you'll find that literal superman!
>>80061894>real men don't shaveneither do real women, full bush all the way
>>80058915I fit this description perfectly but you sound like a real bitch and I want a motherly girlfriend, not a cunt
>>80061916How do I grow to 6f4?Any tips and tricks?
>>80061920sadly you cant, god is unfair and decided to make some of you short
>>80061934Thats unfortunate.I have been 5ft11 for the past 6 years.
>>80059647this is almost me, but add a bunch of mental baggage, not being severely mentally ill should've been a requirement
Fuck you this is now an ideal gf thread>she has to be taller than me so at least 6'5>she has to be willing to be my mommy and roleplay as her being my mom during sex and I'm her 8 year old boy>she has to let me sleep on her chest listening to her hear beat>its ok if she is flat chested
>>80062837>also, its ok if she is chubby, she just has to love me
stop bumping this shit thread
>>80062966Sorry bro, its just so much fun to see where I scale.
>>80058915>5/10 or above face>lowkey an incel but sees women as equals >submissive>fav genre is rap>loves music or fashion >has a creative side hustle>autistic>funny and same sense of humor as me (most important)>doesnt watch porn>intelligent>ambitious >likes methis is my ideal bf i have created in my head based on past guys i have liked, i will never meet anyone fulfilling it but whatever
>>80063011I'm submissive but I'm not a huge fan of rap, I like it though but my favorite genre is industrial music
>>80063052well i guess you aren't the absolute ideal but that's ok, i do not expect to meet a fantasy person i've made up. it's weird to imagine a future where i end up marrying someone who doesn't share my musical taste, but i know it will happen :(
>>80063164>i end up marrying someone who doesn't share my musical taste, but i know it will happen :(you are extremely retarded
>>80063174i know lol, it's just my favorite interest to talk about with people so that's why i value it.
>>80063164that doesnt mean you couldnt talk about it with someone that doent love it, well at least I personally dont mind hearing somebody talk about what they enjoy for hours
>>80063269very true but this is supposed to be an ideal thread
>>80063336yeah you are right
>>80058915Oh so the same as every other chick.
>>80058915ideal bf>5'10+ >slightly chubby>6 inches>has creative ambitions>acts weird in public in a confident way not an autist way>sadist but only in bed>doesn't like his parents>weird kinks>less smart than me but still clever>comfortable with us both killing ourselves at age ~40
>>80058915Literally all me actually except im 6 foot 1, its joever.
>>80063358>comfortable with us both killing ourselves at age ~40thats actually very romantic, I'm not even being sarcastic
>>80061813>most desired man>no friendsA lack of social skills is what will keep you a virgin for almost 30 years of life pretty easily even if you look good and are well above other men financially, trust me. Dozens of girls have ghosted me on this site over the past couple of months. Funny enough the girls here dont send more than a single message but hey at least they greet me which is more than what I can say for Tinder.
>>80063409i agree that's very endearing too bad im a sadist catch her anon
>>80058915I can't even imagine anyone. Someone who likes me and is patient with me.
>>80058915my ideal gf is, as always>someone caring>she loves me>she is not fat
>>80063426hmm reading her green text again, I actually fit her description, except I dont dislike my parents, I mean I recent them a bit for not raising me properly but I dont dislike them
>>80063438same except that I'm ok if she is chubby or even fat IF she is willing to lose some of it
>>80063011Besides like 2 or 3 correctable things on there thats pretty much most guys on here I think. Dont lose hope Anon!
>>80059191good thing she didn't say her ideal bf wouldn't lie lmao
>>80059213Closest I match since its vague, but I've had sex with one woman before.
>>80058915you forgot gay, given that you're a man
>>80060707That's okay anon, history is pretty interesting, work on the anxiety, emotional and motivation and you'll find yourself a nice girl :)
>>80063357Did you even read mine >>80059115No not every girl wants the same
>>80059213I match almost everything but an age gap is uncomfortable. I don't imagine I'm that much older than you either. Most men who're gonna be way older than you aren't going to be virgins either.
>>80060133>and the smart anon i really liked left the board without saying anything>>80060166maybe they came back looking for you
>>80059213how old are you?are age gap women mental
>>80058915ideal gf>XX chromosomes>not fat>no genetic disorders or diseases (optional)most women think this is unreasonable btw
>>80058915ideal bf:>male>nice to me (optional)
>>80064466you are asking for too much troon
>>80058938>at least 6'4based amazonian appreciatori'm taller than most men and would love a tall woman to have giant children with.
>>80059211>foid doesn't want to put outTypical.
>>80065026She's just delusional. It's the female version of being the chud incel who won't settle for less than a pure trad wife who sews and frolics in wheat fields with him.
>>80059459>can't do cardio>foid doesn't want to put outTypical.
>>80059647Homosexual preferences (good choices anon)
>>80065039>pure trad wife who sews and frolics in wheat fieldsIts pretty nutty how as a women, all you have to do is simply not fuck random guys and you now become the cream of the crop, top percentile women, too pure and good for anyone except the best men.
>>80065077I don't know the best men are marrying these women anyway, but just better look normal women.
>>80061972>not being severely mentally ill should've been a requirementthe personality section already filters out unacceptable mental illnesses like personality disorders >>80065072i'm female
>>80058915Good luck finding that
>>80059453You should get your t levels checked, pretty much all men lose some hair as they age, only literal eunuchs keep all of it.
>>80059647this is me except im shorter, no curls, and retarded
>>80058915>7'0 at the minimum but the higher the better>Dick big enough to penetrate me like webmrel>Literal ubersmench tier jaw>Honestly just ubersmench tier looks I won't settle for anything less>Perfect confident stoic personality and can read my mind perfectly each time>Beats the shit out of me during sex>Listens to what I say but also doesn't listen to what I say>Is basically an abusive sociopath>Is open to pegging but also won't let me peg him (if he did I'd lose all attraction and respect to him)>Has a lot of hobbies but spends all his time with me>Has a high earning job but spends all his time with me>Goes to the gym and is ripped but spends all his time with me>Is exclusively into me and no one else, not even a little bit. It's not even that much to ask for, I'm such a lonely femcel.
>>80065147>i'm femaleWhat do you find appealing about a 4 inch dick? I'm a frot enjoyer myself, and sword on dagger is hot, but a foid isn't equipped for that so what's the motivation?
>>80065176whats the story behind that webm
>>80065176Femcels are so fucking based.I WILL become the ubermench.I WILL court a femcels.
>>80058985Anybody can grow a beard now. The power of fin/min.
>>80065149not him, but i don't bald and i blast steroids..t 26 yo
>>80063011This post smells like bpd for some reason
>>80065223>i don't bald>.t 26 yoHave fun next decade kid.
>>80065159>this is me except it's not mecute retard >>80065186it's aesthetically appealinga big ugly clown dick ruins a cute eye candy twink body he will primarily receive pleasure anally and orally (and other things that he should be into like bondage, spanking, nipple play, orgasm denial); my pleasure comes from pleasuring and observing himregular piv is fine but it's not my sexual focus and isn't his either
>>80065415>regular piv is fine but it's not my sexual focus and isn't his either>foid doesn't want to put outTypical.
Ideal gf:>not rude>not loud>not careless and prone to risky behavior>not fat>not dirty>not a NEET>not interested in having kids>not mean>not a political extremist or religious fanatic>not a party girl>not gregarious, prefers to spend one on one time with me>not uptight and humorless>not dry, capable of having engaging conversationsAs you can see I'd rather eliminate what I don't like than focus only on what I like.
>>80059647>4" pp>submissiveWould you give SPH though?
>>80065433>Typical.if you scroll the thread you have your pick of girls who are begging to be brutally dicked or romantically deflowered
>>80065515No, pretty much all of the female posts have some variant of "doesn't REALLY want to have sex that much" trait they're looking for.
>>80065223>i don't bald>.t 26 yolmao, bless your little socks anon. Its coming for you, it comes for us all.
>>8006554533 (no roids like that guy though) and still got all the hair I've ever had.
>>80063358I'd do the last one for the right girl
>>80065223>i blast steroidsSo you blast estrogen? Well guess that explain it lolWelp try not getting manboobies lil nigga, (unless that's your goal kek)
>>80065514>SPHno, not into that
>>80065559Yeah, so did I till I hit 38.
>>80063358Literally me except I love my parents and am not going to kill myself
>>80065613Even if it happens I'll just take fin and min, problems weren't.
>>80065545>>80065407not everyone goes bald, it's genetics. both my grandfathers have the same hairline as me.
>>80065616whaaaa why ;w;
>>80063358Figuratively me to the letter. What are your stats? Greentext yourself
>>80065645Those eyebrows though...!
>>80058947Beards only look bad on balding men with glasses who can't dress and have no muscle mass.
>>80065720>Half-viet>5'10>former anorexic >black hair>green eyes>freckles>inherited traits from bpd mom but not that crazy promise
>>80065149My levels are fine. I take finasteride and minoxidil like any reasonable man under age 60 should've done to prevent hairloss since they've been on the market since the 1990s.
Go back to >>>/lgbt/ fag
>>80065899Didn't even read your reply, I can tell just by the image you posted you are on some trooner juice kek
>>80058915Best I can do is >5'9>western european>in his mid 20's>had to move back in with his parents because the (rental) housing market is downright terrible at the moment>will most likely move either to the other side of the country or abroad in the next two years>larger and thicker than average, not hung>reaching the edges of a healthy bmi>started lifting weights casually since last year>eats healthy and cooks own meals>front sides of hair have been balding since early 20's (styling it into something decent is nigh-impossible)>clean shaven body, most of the time (usually shaves the day before needing to interact with people)>confident, but gets easily emotional when reading manga/watching movies>has no idea how to keep the conversation going if there's no common ground>really enjoys playing video games for the story (or for the building mechanics)>music taste consists of pop, jpop, vocaloid, and some metal/rock>has little stamina (will take up cycling again when the weather gets warmer)>has had one semi-ldr relationship many years ago>still has no idea how to have sex, but enjoys getting the other person off>open to anal, very willing to learn and experiment in general>has a few irl friends, no online contacts>used to be heavily addicted to porn and h-games in the past>reigned in his porn addiction to watching vr porn animations several times a month>will agree to stop watching porn/masturbate if we're having sex>extremely loyal, will not cheat under any circumstances>very nervous about marriage, but will agree to it if it makes you happy>would be open to have children; at the most two>owns a wfh business, so decides his own hours
>>80060026Me and my future husband will be living a long and happy married life and you will keep replying mean posts to random strangers here for no reason
>>80059889Who is your ideal anon
>ideal gfI don't have strong feels about height, but taller than me (>6') or a literal shortstack would be cuteInto anime, manga, and computersMentally ill and goonette degenerate, but not hopelessly soUnshaven armpits and pubes, let's goSame age or a little older (19-24)Sexually dominant or switch
bumping so op can find a boy