Long story. Not worth it.

>>80060189
I never kiss anybody

it was unironically at a mental hospital intensive outpatient program shortly after I had my first schizo break with reality. I was 18. the girl was 24 ish I think. I forgot what her diagnosis was but Im pretty sure it wasnt a meme mental illness like bpd or anorexia I think she was a legit schizo too. she gave me her aim screen name but never replied to my messages after discharge

>>80060239
Socializing at the mental hospital always seems like the best option when you're there but you don't know in what states those people are, it's not a good idea to enter in a relationship there I'd say.

>>80060189
The only girl that ever kissed me was my younger sister. She would've been around 10 but anyway I'm just walking along going to my room or whatever and she comes up to me and says she needs to tell me something, I'm much taller then her so she motions with her hand for me to lean down to her level so she can say something in my ear like it's a secret or someshit. So I lean down so she can say her piece but she just plants a kiss on my cheek then runs away giggling her head off like "I tricked you haha"

That's the story.

>>80060189
I gave a child kiss to my neighbor when I was 7-8 yo but never kissed for real. Our lips didn't even touched

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>>80060189
I sorta had my first kiss in preschool. There was a girl and fellow classmate that I used to physically experiment with during nap time. It wasn't so much kissing as slobbering over each others faces, though.

If that doesn't, however, than I'm afraid I'm a khhv.

I had a crush on this girl. She had a crush on my best friend. All 3 of us were hanging out one day and she kissed me to make him jealous

Does it count if there was no tongue involved

>>80060189
I got mine when I was 22. It's not easy like you see in porn. I couldn't get a good sense of where her lips and tongue were vs where my own were, so it felt really uncoordinated. It felt like someone rubbing slugs over my mouth. Unfortunately I've never kissed anyone since then, so I can't tell you how to get better at it.

>>80060189
I was in fifth grade and invited this girl over to my house. I had a crush on her and we agreed to be friends at school. Normally we played in the woods and picked fiddleheads or played GTA and had sleep overs.

At some point she came to my house. We had a big backyard and a dog pen with a dog house in the middle of it, for my rough collie.

The house was funny, my dad designed it with a wall in the middle that stopped short of the opposite wall, so picture a sharp U shape where the entrance is on the first point and a rug is on the other side, which protects from wind and rain and snow. Man that collie used to jump over the fence, so we had to build it higher. Then he jumped over that, so we had to make it even higher. Then we saw him get away by digging holes under the sides, so we took it all down and put wire frame into the dirt. The best part is, he didn't even use the warm section, he just would stand in the entrance of the dog house, the crazy bastard.

I never met a dog so proud. He would walk around puddles instead of jumping in them. He used his nose to open doors and also, he would nuzzle it under your elbow while you worked on the computer (windows 95 and XP) and force your arm onto his mane for pets.

I used to watch movies with him, run around outside our cabin, and take him on walks to the river. I felt he was an old soul. I would pay any price to hold him again.

Anyways that girl kissed me in the dog house and then we broke up when I fell in love with a xat.com egirl on Sherwood forest (maidmarian). That first girl ended up getting fat and pregnant at age 18, and the egirl became a satanist.

I moved overseas and found a beautiful eastern girl who is loyal and smart and funny and kind.

I miss my dog

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>>80060189
I had my first kiss nearly 2 years ago at age 33. I went on a date with a chick and she after the date she gave me 3 quick kisses on the lips. I t felt good even though we didn't keep out of any like that.

>>80060189
I'm 31 and have never kissed anyone
In a hilarious cosmic spiting I get oral herpes breakouts once or twice a year

my boykisser first awkward unromantic kiss
>24, first time actually dating anyone after the 3 year friendship became more
>watching tv laying head on his stomach
>feeling like I should try something
>before I get the courage to he says "should we kiss"
>I sigh and lightheartedly say that ruins the moment
>sit up and a quick peck on his lips
>fall on him hiding my face in his shoulder in embarrassment
>he laughs

>>80060547
I got a cold sore age 10-12ish. Noticed it at a swimming pool. No I was not a cock sucker.
I think I got it from a pencil I was chewing on, someone else must have chewed it earlier. I dunno. It's very contagious.

>>80060694
Must of been a large leap in your gay relationship

>>80060189
I wouldn't be on this board if I kissed a girl.

27
It was very awkward. We bumped teeth and my angle was very strange so she had to reach for it.
It wasn't really a romantic moment, I just had a girl who was interested in me there and I was curious so I did it.
We dated for 3 months but it was LDR so inevitibly it fell apart and there was 0 chance of closing the gap fast enough. She was from Korea. She was very kind and very pretty, I think about her a lot. I hope she is doing well, she wasn't when we broke it off and I always regretted not reaching out.

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>>80060189
technically my first kiss was when i was around 5, my spic family made me kiss my 4 year old cousin on the mouth because she was sick and they said it would make her feel better. she had a crush on me for a bit after that

when i was 7 i had a girlfriend in school, lasted about 2-3 weeks, but we would kiss each other on the cheek

when i was 17 i dated the girl next door, she was my first proper girlfriend and after our first "official" date on valentine's day we kissed. that's also when i lost my virginity

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>>80060189
on the lips? then i'm almost 30 and still kissless despite having consensual sex with one girl without paying for it (a very long time ago), i even ate her ass but never brought myself to kiss her, i wish i was joking

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>>80060189
>first kiss
ummmm

>>80060189
uh... i haven't, lol
i never even held hands romantically with anyone, what makes you think i had a kiss?

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>>80060501
oh my goodness anon this terrifies me

>>80060189
My first kiss was with a prostitute when I was 21. I have kissed 2 prostitutes. I have never kissed a "regular" woman. LOL.

>>80061863
Funny to you but sad to the entire world.

>>80060189
>kiss asian chick romantically for the first time at 18
>felt nothing at all
>shit, maybe I'm gay or something
And that's how I found out I'm a faggot

I made out with a girl when I was 8 and then didn't kiss again until I was 28.

>>80061868
My 17 year old self would have thought it was sad, too, but fuck it, it's not going to happen any other way. I am absolutely undateable by my country's standards.

>>80060189
I'm 29 and still never kissed a girl :D
I wonder how long I can keep this streak
Iim not joking in the slightest

>>80061528
Bumping teeth is fun. Could be romantic if played off correctly.

>>80061919
Have you tried... like... kissing a guy? You know, for practice? Or fun...

>>80061936
OI, no sir! Me no gay! Bad boy! Sorry mang.

My first kiss was when I was 14 on this little man made hill. She was 15 and there was a lot of light pollution. It was a park with a huge warehouse next to it. I mentioned before I was a virgin (she wasn't) and I noticed that made her interested (maybe because boys normally lie about that at that age?) I told her this about a week after we started dating. The kiss was about a week after that. I told her I never had a real GF and I have never kissed anyone.

So we were on this hill, it was maybe 10-11pm I mentioned I never kissed anyone. She asks if I wanted to kiss, before she could say anything else I kissed here. We kissed a couple more times and we started making out. At first I had no idea what to do but quickly got the hang of it.

This lasted for maybe 5 minutes which feels longer than it sounds. At some point she got on top of me and I got to feel her breast. She was on top of my nuts which kind of hurt but I didn't say anything because it also felt kind of good. We hung out and there was good vibes. We've only been together for like 2 weeks or something but I was crazy for her. Can't say if she was "crazy" but we dated for about a year after that. We definitely hit it off to say the least.

I limped back home with her and talked and talked, etc. I really liked her. Not too long after that I lost my virginity to her. She lost hers to the my friend I stole her from (lol). She got me into skateboarding and I ended up being better at it than her. I skated for a little while after we broke up but it didn't feel the same and I eventually stopped. It felt like her thing.

The first time we had sex I unironically lasted one pump and got it in her hair. We laughed about it and I was embarrassed but she didn't really care. A month after that or so we were fucking like rabbits. Almost everyday 1-3 times a day. She got me outside more. We would go to the movies and the roller rink. We tripped on acid together, took mushrooms, smoked weed. (1/2)

>>80060189
I have yet to kiss or be kissed by anybody

>>80062002
lol degenerate

>>80062002
Peak normalnigger life

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>>80062002
do me a favour and delete your post

>>80062002
You are normal maybe even king normal. I can't believe what I am even reading.

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>>80060239
I got a peck on the lips from a girl who I was actually attracted to in the mental ward like 5 years ago and still think about it often since I'm a middle aged sperg virg
She wrote an address on a paper and gave it to me but I didn't follow up on it (I was not in a great state of mind)

i was 8, she was 6 or 7
we locked ourselves in my sister's laundry for over an hour and kissed the whole time
she was the daughter of my sister's boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoA4AyMmCdU&pp=ygUMc2lja2ljayBnb21k

>>80062002
Now that I'm describing it it sounds sort of like the perfect semi-degen relationship. I guess I'm still sort of attracted to that. I'm 19 and I haven't dated anyone else. I tried and even got this Mexican chicks number once (I don't like Mexican girls). The girl I dated was the only White girl at our school. She was half Greek half American. Her dad and her mom were divorced. I never got to meet her dad even though I had to opportunity once. I was sick and couldn't go. She was kind of mad about that. She was secretive so I hardly knew her true feelings ever.

As sad as it sounds I still think about her a lot. I guess I don't have anyone better to think about. I live in a town of browns and blacks and it's hard to meet anyone. I still remember the smell of her hair and the distinct jaguar pattern pajamas she would wear. She liked Nirvana and the Beetles. I still don't like listening to them.

She of course moved on and I haven't. Moved on as in met someone else and I haven't. Emotionally and physically I have let go of her. I don't want her back and she also ended up trying to seriously hurt me. She's been in mental hospital before and she got her friends to try and jump me. She lured me outside my house to "talk about things" but her friends were waiting for me wanting to hurt me. I never got an answer to why she did that. I assume she just went crazy or something.

The last couple of months I dated her I kept trying to appease her and I was really insecure. The chemicals probably wore off and we started to see each others flaws. No excuse to try and physically hurt me. Like I said I'm 19 about to be 20 and I'm still here alone like a rock. I remember on our first impressing her by knowing/listening to Pink Floyd. On my birthday her mom bought be a PF shirt. Anyways that's my story. (2/2)

>>80060189
At a summer camp for jews back when I was 12 (I'm half-jew). She was the most attractive jewess there so that was cool but she immediately dumped me after a couple days and then got angry that I mentioned I kissed her to someone afterwards and claimed it didn't count because she "pulled away" or some bullshit like that. All my bros started calling her a whore on my behalf and I realized at that point how girls are treacherous and boys are bros. I dislike judaism though so I usually don't tell that story to anyone.

>>80062019
>>80062043
ikr... I still miss it. Nowadays I spend my days wagecucking and drinking and smoking. I'm depressed and have no friends.

I'm an EMT in the mid west and I spend my days hauling shit covered fat people and coming home and drinking myself to sleep. I would take the Ativan I'm prescribed but I have a drug test coming up so I can't.

I've been thinking about buying a motorcycle.

Kissing a woman while she rides you is one of the best feelings

I only kissed a tranny I met off grindr at 26

>>80060189
>I skipped that developmental stage in life and was wondering about you guys.
I feel like there is a part in school where anyone can just ask to kiss someone

>>80060189
There was this girl in my grade who I had been texting all summer, we decided to start dating when school started up (we were going into freshman year) again. We saw each other for the first time again at this event, and it was kind of awkward because everything before then had been through text. But then she kissed me as she was leaving and it was amazing. Dated her for another eight months before we had a pretty typical highschool breakup. Good times

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> 15, 7th grade
> when finishing tests in cs lessons, we are asked to move to another room
> me and tomboy femcel always finish first, be alone in the other room for 10mins
> get to know each other
> ff 4 months
> says she moves away, doesn't want to cut contact, so we exchange numbers
> hearts appear in whatsapp chat
> confess feelings
> ff few days
> meet tomboy femcel in some abandoned hunters shack at night
> some talking to remove nervousness, then she sits on my lap and we kiss

if i had a time machine, this night would be the point in time i'd return to.

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>>80060189
Cunt the last time I so much as hugged anyone was around 19 years ago and even that was just my mother.

>>80060189
>be me
>19 y/o
>horny af, decide to try tinder
>while swapping find old school gf
>we never kiss i was too shy back then
>i swipe right
>its a match!
>we talk for a whole week, and eventually she invites me to her house
>for the way she described the situation i thought we werent going to be alone
>we were alone
>its winter and its cold af so we go sit near chimney (her house was quite poshy)
>she does most of the talking, she is not only older but more assertive, im kind of a shy pussy
>she brings some weed from her room and we start smoking
>for some odd reason she starts showing me pics and videos of the last time she went to a feminist parade
>the videos show people shouting at police, throwing trash, etc.
>im kinda disgusted by it, she thinks she is so cool for some reason
>by this point im stoned and desu really uncomfortable, im just making noises and not really talking
>im looking for the opportunity to peace out while she talks about some feminist garbage, like her ex best friend not being feminist or some shit
>eventually she saids i should lay on her chest
>s-sure
>she gets some earbuds and gives me one, then puts some music on her phone
>while we listen to her music she starts to caress my hair
>she keeps going, caressing my cheeks and my torso
>by this point im hard af but im wearing jeans so its unnoticeable
>she follows it up by kissing my head and wrapping her arms around me
>she asks me to get up
>and finally we kiss
thats the story of my first kiss op, and later my first sexual encounter
ended up dating this girl for around 3 years, but eventually no sex and other factors led to the relationship to die
she was my first for a lot of things
and since then i havent had anyone treat me like that, not even her

>>80060189
went a little like this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC2FUutdKA

I was at Jewish sleep away camp summer before Freshman year high school.
They had a junior prom and matched me with two girls because of the gender ratio.
I ultimately just payed attention to the one I had my eye on before the prom.
I asked her to be my girlfriend.
She smiled and said yes.
A few days later I walked her back to the girls cabin or visited her there at the back door. What I remember is surprising her with a peck on the lips.
A few days later we ran off into the woods and made out the same night I heard a bunch of other couples were doing it.
We almost got caught by a counselor's flashlight.
At the end of camp she wanted to call things off so she could date people back home and I understood.
Then she came out of the closet as a lesbian over AOL instant messenger.
Next year we were still friends but I had anger issues from Zoloft withdrawal.
She has a wife and kids now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2GWJC5N3Tw

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>>80060189
I was 20. I had my first kiss and lost my virginity just a few minutes apart
>be me
>20
>autistic as hell but normal looking and even /fit/
>never had any friends or girl friends at all as a kid
>my normie brother is drunk at a bar, have to drive there to pick him up
>brother can hardly walk, have to pretty much carry him out of the bar
>drunk slut sees this, runs over and starts touching my arms calling me strong etc
>she sees im gonna drive him home, tells me she also needs a ride
>she's too drunk to see my autism, and too horny to play silly mind games
>not even my autism can stop me now
>tell her I can drive her home too
>drive my brother home, throw his ass off on the doorstep
>drive to drunk sluts house, she invites me in
>kiss and have sex
Was simply a right place and right time kind of miracle. But the moral of the story is to put yourself out there. It was the first time I had ever been at a bar. I had never even held hands with a girl before and hit the jackpot

>>80060189
Don't encourage normies to post here. There are boards specifically for this kind of discourse: >>>/soc/ >>>/adv/

>>80060464
>preschool
I was just gonna close the thread and wasn't gonna bring this up, but yeah, as long as that far back's allowed, this pretty much except I knew her until 4th grade. We'd nuzzle noses and play and stuff and sometimes I'd kiss her on the cheek or lips.
I dunno if that counts, though, so I guess 8th grade? Pocky game at an anime con.

>>80060189
no thanks, it looks disgusting. i'd only do it with my 2D waifu.

>>80060189
21
I dont remember it was like 13yrs ago.

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I was 17 and he was 29. It sucked pretty bad.

>>80063875
absolute slut whore moment, MANY such cases
a man would have to be totally spineless and cucked to love you lol

>>80060189
Your first kiss doesn't mean a single thing if you never got laid in highschool and are a loser in your adult life. My first kiss was in the 6th grade, with a girl I'll call Beth. We were "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" for like a week and we were kids so she broke up with me by telling me she had a dream where an angel took her to heaven or some shit like that. It was dumb and didn't mean anything then, still doesn't now. I also briefly "dated" another girl in the 7th or 8th grade called Delilah. All we did was kiss, no handjob, no blowjob, no sex, nothing. It would have went nowhere anyway and went nowhere.

>>80060189
either 5 8 or 17 5 when a girl forced me to kiss her in preschool 8 when i gave my friend who was a girl a quick peck and 17 when my first girlfriend and i kissed then made out then i ended up fingering her and eating her out... never tapped it sadly i shoulda let her take birth control

>>80064027
>get laid in highschool

faggot ur just a whore nigga

>>80063917
You seem angry. Everything alright at home?

>>80064153
why would you kiss a 29yo tho?

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>>80064173
Profound mental retardation, anon.

>>80064141
>Faggot
>You're just a whore nigga
Wym by that? I never got any in high school. Having your first kiss doesn't mean shit if you don't get laid as an adult or never had a gf, never been in a long term relationship or had a wife. If you're a bum, but have fucked a woman before yet fail to attract a woman now and fail to not be a bum, then you're still a bum.

>>80064196
so basically a slut, i see
look if i was 17 and a hot 29 girl wanted to kiss me i would also do it, but i would call it what it is

>early 30s - was a khhv, now just virgin
>went out to a bar with a couple female coworkers (engineers, not many women in field)
>work on a shift with them
>have crush on one as I've worked with her a couple years. vibe well w/ her
>think she only thinks of me as a friend
>other one I ruled out due to some personality incompatibilities
>I know she likes me
>she's closer to my age but divorced
>played pool with the girl I like - have good time
>i don't drink much - have to drive
>other girl is watching, talking with other people, flirting with another guy
>leave to get drinks - come back to find that girl i like is making out with another guy (that we had just played against)
>fairly angry, though I realize any jealousy I feel is misplaced - we aren't dating
>don't express anger outwardly. feel worthless
>eventually have to leave bar, drive them back to work (long breaks between times we actually have to be at work)
>girl I like heads inside to nap - embarrassed about night
>other girl is sad - due to not finding anyone at the bar/her relationship prospects/etc
>i try to make her feel better (as I generally like her but don't view her as compatible)
>i lean in to pat her shoulder consolingly
>she leans in to kiss
>i just roll with it - surprised that it comes fairly naturally
>tongue moves reflexively, dances with hers
>i let go, instincts kick in
>encouraged by my feelings of worthlessness and anger earlier
>make out with her for a bit in the car
>later head inside and cuddle with her for a bit, makeout more
>grow more aroused, but just cuddle until have to go back on shift
>finish shift, don't talk about it
>don't see the girl for a few days
>the girl later wants to pursue a relationship
>i tell her I don't think I'm worthy of dating (never been in relationship)
>don't really want to complicate things at work
>i don't think it would work with her
>year later - still keeps trying to lure me in
>i just want to stay friends
>cuddled with her a couple times since

>>80060189
short version, i was too scared and insecure to enjoy it. insecurity was so deep within me i actually slept with her two times before i stopped being too insecure to even enjoy it.
monkey off my back that i got it overwith.
now i'm scared of actually being happy because what if it ends you know.

>>80060189
It was entirely unromantic and out of pity.
>17 years old
>Friend of mine was having a "party" on a sunday night. Having friends over and drinking. By no means was this a cool party. Literally just a handful people standing in a kitchen and taking shots.
>by the time I arrive it's me and 3 other people. My friend, his girlfriend, and their friend who was this kind of chubby bisexual girl.
>Friend's girlfriend and the other girl are pretty tipsy. They're having fun and the bisexual girl is dancing around. Girlfriend says "you know anon has never kissed anyone before."
>not sure when or why I ever told her that
>Bisexual girl looks at me, says "really?" and asks if she could be the first
>I tell her she can if she wants to.
>She approaches me. I stay stiff as a board. She brings her face close to mine and slides her lips between mine. I try to follow her lead but really just stay still and let her work across my face.
>After about 10 seconds she stops and asks me how that was. I tell her pretty good.
>We never mention what happened ever again.

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>>80060189
>First kiss
Damn

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>>80060189
>14
>at a friends birthday party
>I bring a bottle of booze, whiskey
>drink with everyone
>call girl I've been talking to to a corner
>corner her like in an anime
>grab her chin and kiss her
>make out grab boobs
>make out all night
>think I'll get a girlfriend finally
>next day she doesn't talk to me
>doesn't talk to me anymore
>turns out she thought I got her drunk and abused her
>pictures of me grabbing her boobs circle around
>nothing ever comes out of it, but I sas big sad
Thats it. Other than that had kissed a girl in kindergarten but it was just kids lip touching so it does count. Quite underwhelming if you ask me

You picked the worst possible board on the worst possible website to ask that question.

>>80065801
Decided to look her up, because its been 20 years. Shes fat, single and childless, working as a psychologist. Shes also vaxxed. Felt bad for her, wish I had treated her better. Now its far too late, I'll keep an eye on her to see if she dies of SUDDENLY

>>80060189
I had my first kiss at a summer camp when I was 14. She was 16. We both had braces on and our braces got stuck to each other, it took us a minute to untangle them