/r9k/ - i noticed that sometimes, when i sleep on my stoma - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/14/25(Tue)20:29:49 No.80060591

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Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:29:49 No.80060591 Archived

i noticed that sometimes, when i sleep on my stomach, i start humping my bed unknowingly in my sleep. if i ever get to cuddle with someone irl, i hope i'm not going to start doing that or i'd be so embarrassed

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)20:30:46 No.80060599

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:30:46 No.80060599

If I sleep with pants, something "bad" can happen.

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)20:33:24 No.80060613

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:33:24 No.80060613

>>80060591
Would it be bad to unconsciously dry hump a woman who I am cuddling with?
>t. incel virgin

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)21:29:47 No.80061023

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)21:29:47 No.80061023

>>80060599
kek
>>80060613
i have no idea, i'm not a woman

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)21:35:09 No.80061057

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)21:35:09 No.80061057

>>80060591
wow what a lovely topic to start off the op with. surely i will look forward to reading lively conversations and discussions in the thread while i lurk today

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)21:58:27 No.80061285

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)21:58:27 No.80061285

>>80061057
someone's feeling sassy today!!

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)22:02:55 No.80061328

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)22:02:55 No.80061328

>>80060591
you should be more embarrassed that you are so stinky

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)22:04:29 No.80061339

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)22:04:29 No.80061339

>>80060591
l sleep cuddling with a body pillow

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)22:06:45 No.80061355

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)22:06:45 No.80061355

>>80061328
ehh, it's not like anyone other than myself gets to smell me anyway so it's fine i think
>>80061339
i should look into getting one of those. i noticed i fall asleep a lot easier when i cuddle my blanket as if it were a person

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)22:15:09 No.80061401

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)22:15:09 No.80061401

>>80061355
I use the snugglepedic memory foam body pillow with no cover. Feels comfy. Used to put statin or soft fluffy polyester covers on it, felt amazing against me, but it was hard to get comfy cause of how it would slide around, so I just rawdog it.

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)22:20:31 No.80061449

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)22:20:31 No.80061449

>>80061401
hnnngh you're really selling me on this. it might be time to make an investment

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)00:25:44 No.80062320

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)00:25:44 No.80062320

>>80060591
it's minus 9 degrees celsius this morning and my heating broke. i think this might be it, bros...

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)03:22:41 No.80063374

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)03:22:41 No.80063374

also things might actually work out with that girl after all. i love her lots

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)03:24:52 No.80063385

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)03:24:52 No.80063385

>>80060591
best sexual experience was waking up dry humping my gfs leg while she caressed my hair

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)04:28:45 No.80063654

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)04:28:45 No.80063654

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>>80063385
i think you just gave me a new fetish for this extremely specific predicament

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)04:46:50 No.80063746

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)04:46:50 No.80063746

>>80060613
>>80060591
This is hentai scenario gooner shit but to be totally honest I hump in my sleep too and nobody I've shared a bed with has made an issue of it. If you're legit sleep-humping and not just lying about being asleep to get away with humping that's kinda just like drooling or farting in your sleep.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)06:52:35 No.80064318

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)06:52:35 No.80064318

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>>80063746
>nobody I've shared a bed with has made an issue of it
i want to share a bed with someone!!!!