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And you see this nigga speaking sternly to your wife about Dr Who and making aggressive hand gestures, talking over her and not letting her walk away. WWYD?
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>>80062084
Sir, please leave my wife alone.
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>>80062084
Is this guy bothering you babe?
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>>80062084
Walk up, enter the conversation with clear but silent hostility, giving them the opportunity to be nice. And if they escalate, I escalate preparing to properly defend myself and my lady.
And then telling them, thanks but we need to go.
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>>80062084
Brother get away from my wife.
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>>80062084
>grab her and walk away without saying anything
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>>80062084
>Imagine you're at Costco
Mmfmmm grmmgh grmmgh mmmfmm
*sluuuuuuuurp* tsp tsp AAHHHHH
Mmmfhh mfhfhf mfhfh MMMM SO GOOD
*BEEEELULURLRLP*
Mmmfg fffmm MMM! MMffgh! ~!!!
*sluuuuuurp* tsp tsp tsp tsp
Mrffgh mf
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>>80062084
Pull out my tactically concealed ccw and start blasting, clearly this gorilla is in a rape frenzy!
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>>80062084
piss shit and cum at my wife to make her less desirable to hostiles
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lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sM2sKk4DPM&list=OLAK5uy_nHPMzHQPejViOpAzZf7CefNO46RqFsguw&index=17&pp=8AUB
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>>80062193
No shit. Sorry girl your on your own. Guess you should of chilled with hubby and got your grub on. Now you're going to get murdered by a silverback gorilla in costco, and I get to write a sweet book about my dead wife, and bang younger women.
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>>80062084
>hey man, its just a tv show!
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>>80062084
But both of them are trans in this pic, so I wouldnt be married to one or the other
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>>80062251
*gasp*
Anon, please, I
*labored breathing*
Please tell my story
and of the costco gorilla
*wheeze*
Please write this down for me and publish it
*sputter*
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>>80062323
LOL NIGGA WHATDAFUQCK?????
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>>80062084
Enter self defense mode and kill the troon in self defense
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>>80062323
*Takes a bite of his $1.50 beef hotdog*
Nigga it's the wife who is dead. Not us. We're chilling in the food court eating pizza and hot dogs drinking soda. The missus was retarded. Went off on her own. Now she is feeling the wrath of the jungle. I'm gonna be able to buy so many hotdogs after this.
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>>80062113
objectively correct response.
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>>80062117
I had this happen once and was put into a self defense situation where I had to wipe put the entire office staff with a fully automatic sub machine gun because they were in the way of the troon perpetrator. I didn't want it to be like that but these are the societal consequences of the woke mind virus.



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