/r9k/ - You get a gf. How do you defend the relationship a - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/15/25(Wed)01:17:08 No.80062660

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Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:17:08 No.80062660 Archived

You get a gf. How do you defend the relationship and get through the first year?

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:18:00 No.80062666

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:18:00 No.80062666

Behead her and keep the body in a freezer so she can't leave me.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:22:17 No.80062692

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:22:17 No.80062692

The biggest threat to the relationship is internal, not external. You have to make sure she feels insecure/uncertain about your commitment or she'll begin to reduce the quality of how she treats you until she hits resistance. All women do this, and none of them are self-aware about all of it, though they do intentionally let themselves go physically.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:27:23 No.80062736

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:27:23 No.80062736

>>80062660
is she constantly trying to leave me? let her go
just like with any relationship with any adult, if they dont like you enough to want to stay, you cant keep them

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:28:48 No.80062747

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:28:48 No.80062747

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>>80062660
I cosplay with her and show her off

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:52:06 No.80062891

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:52:06 No.80062891

>>80062660
I don't see why I should have to defend the relationship. If she doesn't want to be with me then she shouldn't be.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:54:25 No.80062903

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:54:25 No.80062903

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>>80062891
>I've given up
>on trying
>to sell you things
>that you ain't buying

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)03:16:03 No.80063348

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)03:16:03 No.80063348

>>80062660
Every time she complains, fuck her in the ass. If she complains that I get out of everything by fucking her in the ass, I fuck her in the ass. Basically just a lot of anal sex. Then if she leaves, at least I got to fuck her in the ass a bunch, and if she doesn't, then my only obligation is to anally correct a bitch here and there.