And if you had a gf? What would you do then?
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>>80062778Have all my problems fixed because companionship is all I lack in life now. So basically be happy.
>>80062778Nothing, I'm not capable of providing for or satisfying a woman. It's pointless.
>>80062778Probably get really bored and break up with her like the last 3 times, I think the last time I really attempted to date the opposite sex was when I was 15-16 years old and I found the entire thing to be performative and tiring. What I really want to do is see new lands, explore the oceans and have unique experiences. From my experience, a woman really waters this experience down and just wants me to be a field nigger in society so she can sit on her ass and eat all day.
>>80062778>IF THE SKY WAS RED ANON>WUT DOOPI DONT FRICKING KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80062778reproducepropagatemultiplybreedproducegeneratemotherparentspawnhatchhavebegetgetsirebearengenderI would be such a cool fucking dad, you don't even know
>>80062778>Suck their toes, nd lick between them>Massage, lick, and sniff her soles>Eat their ass, and taint. General ass worship>Go down on them, and run my tougne all up and down their pussy lips>Creampie them via mating press sex>Lick, and suck their armpits while I'm fucking them missionary style>Finger fuck them, and grope them all around the house throughout the day>Sleep next to them, and spoon them>Watch movies, or other interesting videos with them>Cook with them, and try new recipes>Share music we like together>Have a garden together>Have children together>Grow old togetherJust gay retard shit mostly.
>>80062814Holy shit imagine being this guy LOL
>>80062778I don't think it would help much at my current stage but I do think it would have helped a lot when I was younger
>>80062824Imagine? Shiiiiet I live it. It's fucking awesome.
Cheeat on her.
>>80062814Hot, where can I get a coomer bf
>>80062877Like me? No where. My shit is PRIMAL. I'm talking,>Ball slapping>Nut slop churning>Womb kissing>Deep, Leg locked, tougnes wrestlin', Hands held, Baby making sex.I'm gonna devour you like a pizza roll. You couldn't even handle my shit.
>>80062778hang out after work, do stuff on weekends. I don't imagine life changing that much except for having someone to do it with. I'm sure she'd have some stuff that she wants to do and I'd go along on that too. I go visit people who are in relationships sometimes and it's not vastly different.
>>80062778pay taxes but be happy about it
>>80062778hold their hands
>>80063046this but without paying taxes
>>80062778kiss her tummy while i have my arms wrapped around her
My make or deal is 'Do you want to paint together'I want a girlfriend who will say yes and meet me at a cafe or a public spot to draw/paint, like seriously do it with intent, care and interest in the craftsmanshipBut that's my filter because I'm an autist>attempts:2>success:0
>>80062778well i want to be the gf
>>80062778apparently my beard would start growingwho would have known
>>80063197are you fat? do you have a peepee?
>>80062778Nothing would change.>>80062787delusional.
>>80062778Do my best to be someone she can love and trust in. Do uncomfortable things so she can live a better life.
>>80062778Deploy my semen inside her where we will have a nice family and live happily ever after
>>80063447i am both anon y are you asking
>>80062778do all the normal person shit and be good at it. when its just me i destroy myself
>>80062778We'd drink tea together on the weekends and I'd buy her little gifts and keepsakes and encourage her to come work out and spar with me so we could get stronger together. More than likely I'd try to be more virtuous to be better for her and our future kids, and I'd probably plan on someday having a place for us to live and raise children together and I'd constantly tell her I hope our children are beautiful like her and have her eyes.I mean it ain't ever gonna happen and I've come to terms with drinking alone and becoming a fighter on my own but it's fun to think about.
>>80064663Am I imagining, or is the night in picrel huge? Anyway.. you sound like a sweet anon.
>>80064703Knight* oops.. I promise I know how to spell knight, I'm not in kindergarten.
>>80064623order of importance... i dont like fat people srypeepee we could work it out
>>80062778Cook dinner and cuddle i guess. This is as far as my plans go
>>80064731What is she wants to cook dinner for *you*??
>>80064736Fuck no stay out of my kitchen
>>80062778shut up i'm thinking
>>80062778Cook together, watch TV, go skiing and to amusement parks or something idkIt would be really nice if she introduced me to her hobbies and vice versa
>>80064703Yea I noticed he's like 3 feet taller than her but it's ok cuz it feeds my fantasy of being a big tough bodyguard for a pretty woman so it's goodIk women don't actually like sweet sappy romantic shit, but I can't get it out of my head because God fucked my shit up and forced me to daydream about making tea and cooking breakfast for a loving family. Fortunately I'm probably going to die under a 400 pound squat like a badass.
>>80064308I don't understand. Can you please explain that in more detail?
Dunno besides the stuff I normally do probably stuff we both found interesting interspersed with sex. That's how it works, right?
Cuddle and fuck, go outside together watch movies
>>80062796>performativeYou reminded me of those few redpill videos I watched and even if they were true... it is so fucking painful to even imagine doing this shit.
>>80062778Idk, probably beg her to let me out of the rat race by letting me be a NEET at her expenses
>>80062778Sex, friendship, love, companionship
>>80062778Make her dress the way I want her to dress, effectively control every aspect of her life. Have sex with her daily, etc.
>>80062778Start to hate her after a few weeks and then neglect her until she leaves me.
Let her be a NEET to pursue creative pursuits. Encourage her to develop her hobbies and become the best she can be. Treat her to sweets, teas, and weekend outings and picnics. Go to concerts, go to conventions. Travel together. Her smile would rally me to be the best person I could be, and her tears would spur me into being a foundation of safety and comfort.
>>80066612I've always found women to be very impatient especially socially. I have always experienced men to be more "slow" and methodical in their approaches when they introduce themselves, make conversation, etc. The common notion that women are more efficient at socializing really just stems from their main appeal which is their sexual characteristics and I would argue that it provides a crutch and actually makes them worse at socializing. When it comes to conversations between men, you have to be very diplomatic and careful in your approach because there are actual consequences and if we truly gamify "social behavior" then some of these consequences include, the loss of conversation and potential future verbal exchanges to occur being a very minor consequence to an outright physical altercation. So when I'm saying that it feels very performative, I feel as though I have to act very unrealistically almost like a character from a television series, or movie which I'd argue is where most women are learning how to socialize, they're simply copying these characters they see and rightfully so because there is something alluring about these characters even if they're just comical and not at all serious or stoic which are behaviors or expressions that your average man seems to gravitate towards in entertainment. Basically, I think women are retarded.
>>80062778I've completely lost all understanding of the concept of love. I don't know what a romantic relationship would look like, I can only think of small moments that echo romance media, and sex. I don't want a girlfriend anymore. I don't know what I'd do with her.
>>80062778what else can you even do with women besides sexual things and to fulfill your sexual fantasies? if i want to talk about things of interest or play games id just talk to any one of my moid nerd friends
>>80062778hold her hands(with protection). look into her eyes until she blushes. tell her shes pretty. hug her tight.
>>80062778I'd treat her very well until she revealed some flaw that makes her unmarriageableThen I'd dump her :)Basically what I did to all my previous gfs save like 2 who dumped me (one for living too far away and the other for finding out I was a chud)
>>80062778i would pimp her out for money kill her and then flee back to my home country
