So Anons would you rather be stuck in the woods with an attractive member of the opposite sex or a bear? Be sure to explain your reseoning please!
>>80063120no this trend already happened kys
>>80063120>Assumes the attractive member of the opposite sex and the bear are not the same thing
>>80063120Is the bear guaranteed to be friendly and support me? If so I'd pick the bear, otherwise I'd pick the member of the opposite sex.
>>80063120Opposite sex in the hopes they take me back to their witch hut, and drain me (Having really good sex) of my man essence (Cum). That is my reasoning. I would not choose a bear because they might hurt me physically. Also, far less chance of getting milked in the forest for the rest of my days.
>>80063120The bear looks like this?
What do you mean by stuck, like I'm not allowed to leave, or I'm just dropped off there? My phone has satellite emergency sms so i'm pretty sure I could set up a beacon to get rescued if i'm really far out. Would prefer human of opposite sex. I'm not threatened and I'd be more concerned with getting us both out than with seeking something from her.
>>80063120Opposite sex BUT I would go back into the forest once she gets out because she will accuse me of sexual assault and I will anyway have to talk to the police, the news, family members, etc. I will rather fucking die in the forest. But I don't wanna get mauled by a bear.
moids, would you rather get pulled over by a female cop or encounter a literal cougar on a hike unarmed?
>>80063183The two female cops in my town are nice. One time I was getting a bagel at dunkin donuts and the blonde lady cop was ahead of me in the drive thru and she paid for my order. She pulled me over one time while i was doing a delivery, and she saw that I was working delivery, and she just told me what was wrong and to be safe and didn't write me a ticket or a warning because i was busy on the job.I've never met a literal cougar but I don't think it would buy my breakfast.
>>80063183Shit man. That's really tough. On one hand, encountering a female cop is increadibly dangerous. They have a chip on their shoulder. Not concious at all as they're just order followers, and as a taller, stronger guy they may be even more on edge around me. The only good thing is I may end up killing them? Which would be based, and morally correct. God smiles upon those who do such things.The cougar however.. It would be a real mans death fighting a beast like that if it had to be like that, but there is a possibility I can de-escalate the encounter by reading its body language, and slowly moving away from it. It's possible it may just feel I'm not worth the trouble.. Fingers crossed..HOWEVER.. It would also be very hot in some ways to be used by a woman like a cop in said scenario. The power dynamic can be very arousing.. So that's a real tough one Schizo.. I probably would go with cop desu Because maybe I can kill them, and Horny thoughts/possibilities. What about you?
>>80063227either way im probably going to die, but the cougar is significantly less likely to result in dash/body cam footage of my death being uploaded online, so probably the cat
also an important question: what percentage of girlfriends let their titties be sucked?
>>80063262Yeah, but seeing you tussle with some female cop in what would be the cat fight of the century is so good that I'd literally do some occult rituals to make sure your shit is LOCKED IN next time. So you should do that for the boys on r9k so we can have a laff, and celebrate your glorious life.Plus, maybe you kill them? Then you can start your new life as the witch in the woods who hunts dosn pigs when they get to close. (But not cool robots like me you sell drugs to them instead)Also if you are 6'1 truly you may win desu. Can you fight?
>>80063183>a literal cougarlike, the animal or a cougar?i don't think i'd care either way, but i'd probably go with the copmaybe with the cop i can talk my way out of italso you of all people using "moids"-1 respect
I will always pick the bear. Almost all bears are afraid of people and will run away unless you get between a mama and her cub.
>>80063120Assuming the bear is gonna be chill and friendly, bear 100%. Do you not see how novel and useful it'd be to hang out with a big-ass bear? A bear could help keep me safe at night, help me hunt game (food source), be a cozy source of warmth at night (furry body), be comfy to pat, and won't bitch/cry under basic survival stresses. It's not like I'm trying to fuck under extreme survival scenarios, and the random human is less likely to be of use to my survival than a BIG ASS BEAR that can fuck everything up like a mobile tank and be generally cool. Hell, that is a better morale booster too; funny and chill-ass bear as my companion? If life was an RPG, I'd have won by default there.
>>80063284i do like the prospect of being a wood witch cop killer. im not an especially skilled fighter, but i've been in fights and know that i can take hits well and use my anger to my advantage. my biggest boon is that i live in a state where you don't have to declare weapons in your car to cops, don't need a license to conceal carry, and don't have to register your guns. the best kind of fight is one you don't actually have to get physical in
>>80063320It's not a friendly bear. It is a wild bear who has not seen humans before.
>>80063311the animal, yeah. also i use moid and foid fairly often as casual terms, im surprised that you're surprised
>Amount of people killed by bears in North AmericaOnly 180 since 1784*>Amount of women killed by menCountless* https://bearvault.com/bear-attack-statistics/
>>80063325>tfw you'll never get badly hurt on a hike for schizo to begrudingly, and against her better judgement come out of the brush while you're half awake, and help/nurse you back to health in her kino cop killer hideout inna woods.Sounds like a good state. I just do whatever I want regardless because I am a criminal, and will just kill/die instead of going to jail. Rather die free sort of thing.
>>80063339either it's a recent thing or i'm not looking at your choice of words as much as i shouldhonestly, moid/foid is god-awfully annoying if you ask me and is best used when you want to ragebait, since that's where it's usually seen anyway>the animalyeah i'll take the cop, i can talk my way out of a cop but i've no idea how to deal with the animal
>>80063335I will convince him to join my side. I have done it before. If he refuses, I will kill and eat him.
>>80063340If you lived in a city where all the men were replaced by wild bears, the bears would catch up pretty quick on those attack stats. There aren't a lot of bear attacks because most people go their whole lives without seeing bears in person.
>>80063371There's one major flaw in your argument: there is no replacing going on and is onky hypothetical. I've encountered them quite a bit of times while hiking and every single one ran away. Meanwhile, a creep did start following me while out on one.
>>80063414onky
>>80063120How attractive is the bear
>>80063131>they don't know I'm a bear.jpgI would pick the bear IF AND ONLY IF it's a black bear because I think that would be cool to experience and they're mostly docile. Grizzly is like 50/50 (not that I could take it, but that it'd be hostile) and polar bear I'd be fucked. But black bears are basically like giant friendly dogs who sometimes aren't friendly (just like dogs).>but anon, why not the woman?I recognize there can be good women, but I have not met one. And I mean, like, throughout my life, from mother down. Everyone overlooking breed of bear is making the same mistake as imagining all men having the same violence rate as niggers.
