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Just ordered a fleshlight. It will be the first sex toy I have ever owned.

What can I expect?
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>>80063435
a bit of flesh
and a bit of light
call it fleshy delight
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>>80063435
mold if you don't clean it and dry it correctly
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>>80063435
disappointment.
the novelty wears off really quickly
I just went back to my hand and have thrown out two including one that vibrates because I found the idea of using it disgusting.
Kinda like that one night stand I had where I got my first handy, first bj, ate and fingered pussy and it made me feel horrible but that was a person.
I don't remember he last name.
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>>80063458
you allowed others to control you
>>80063435
get tenga red ones anon
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>>80063435
horrendous post nut clarity, the likes of which so bad you'll be aware for the first time in your life how dastardly you stained your soul
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>>80063435
Should have bought an onahole, I've enjoyed both the lolinco Virgo and the lolinco final. I ordered a Roa Soft and my western wang was too big for it though, something to keep in mind.
>>80063458
This man is a slave don't listen to him.
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>>80063572
>how dastardly you stained your soul
I've banged 5 different prostitutes over the last 1.5 years, totaling around $2100 spent over ten visits, lost my virginity and gave my first kiss to one, so I doubt using a bit of plastic to help me jack off will do much to rack the shame centers of my brain at this point
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>>80063607
Agreed, I own like 20 onaholes. Japan does it way better
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>>80063458
>THEY MIGHT THINK IM WEIRD!
You truly are sad
You bought it because you were alone, then threw it away out of fear
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>>80064219
he didnt say that, god you're retarded, you need to get punched in the face
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>>80064234
bad ragebait
goes without saying but you need to kys
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>>80063458
Seems like you're just prone to shame
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>>80063611
fucking a lump of jiggly rubber is arguably more shameful than sex with prostitutes
in my opinion
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>>80063435
Make sure to google how to clean/wash it before you use it for the first time.
>>80064210
20?! In what world would you ever need so many?



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