Chievley services edition
>>80064072You didn't use the earmarked SSM image you div
i got chips at a service station once(not this one)
My Iife with a female narcissist
Anyone else into The Sandman comics? Loved them when I was a teenager tbqh. Best comics I ever read. Never really got into Alan Moore apart from Lost Girls. Shame Gaiman turned out to be a hypocrit sex freak.
>>80064126Comics are for children de lid.
>>80064126Alan Moore is a genuine weirdo who worships a snake god, he can write about rape and girls exploring their sexuality all he wants.Neil Gaiman is one of those cunts who TELLS everyone they're weird. then does a few rapes.
Do you need a car to go to a service station or can you walk in? Never been to one and I want to see what I'm missing.
>>80064143you can just walk in.you seem dodgy in the Travelodge though. first thing they ask you is your reg number, like you didn't just wander down the side of a motorway.
>>80064126>Neil Gay Man>rapes women
>>80064143Alan Partridge did it so why not de lid
>>80064136> Comics are for children de lid.You are not wrong lad. Alan Moore mostly agrees with you. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2WDJRq50VZg&pp=ygUKQWxhbiBNb29yZQ%3D%3DNevertheless, Sandman is actually a damn good comic series that I really enjoyed. Gaiman is pretty well read and it shows in the comic series. Have a read of it.
QRD of Gaiman being a rapist or whatever?
>>80064155Neil is Old Pict for 'no'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn0M4vrC6w4
imagine 'leaving' the Church of Scientology. thinking you just have a peaceful life from then on.
>>80064139>Alan Moore is a genuine weirdo who worships a snake god, he can write about rape and girls exploring their sexuality all he wants.He thinks he is a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic myself a bit. Not entirely convinced of it myself but if the chaos magicians are right then I guess it will never work for me if I am not convinced. I cannot really change my beliefs Willy Nilly like some fuckers do. As for Lost Girls, back in 2006 it did not make much of a backlash. Yeah these days in 2025 I think you just could not publish shit like that. Sensitivities to noncery have risen.
>>80064163Absolutely fucking incredible album.
Imagine 'leaving' /britfeel/, thinking you just have a normal life from then on.
>>80064163No rhythm to his rapping. Diabolical chorus. Fucking hell.
No thanks, I'll pass on that one
>>80064193Something tells me you're a little posh bitch. Original Pirate Material is an unbelievable album you melt.
https://youtu.be/e8X3ACToii0
What's wrong with using a condom?
>>80064160>be Neil Gaiman >from a weird Jewish Scientology family >write basically the best series of comic books ever in the late 80s and 90s>write some fairly mediocre fantasy novels that are adored by tumblr chicks with self harm scars >become a superstar on tumblr in 2010s with self harming teen woke girls adoring you >be super woke and talk about feminism and shit like that. Big presence on tumblr. >Throw Graham Linehan under the bus>Hire a nanny to look after your kid. >18 year old nanny having a bath >walk into bath room naked and get in bath with nanny. Your wrinkly 60 year old balls and all>she is like wtf>digitally penetrate her anally >too scared. Famous Gaiman. Childhood hero >convinces 18 year old to an extramarital bdsm affair >fucks her in the anus even when she asks him to stop >uses butter as lube then makes 18 year old lick her own shit off his wrinkly buttery shitty knob despite her crying about how gross it is>do not disobey your master slut>makes 18 year old sign a NDA. Offers her money to keep quiet. Threatens to kill himself. >it all comes out.
>>80064201I went into the deepest of hiphop holes in my late teens/early twenties and I just never appreciated The Streets. Each to his own.
>>80064160>slept with fans who wanted to fuck him>started to sleep with fans who DIDN'T want to fuck him>it's all just hardcore BDSM stuff it's fine>marries the weirdo from The Dresden Dolls>she casually recruits a homeless young woman>invites her to their house as a maid or something>Gaiman rapes her, decides she's a slave, does all this stuff in front of his young son>she grasseshonestly whatever unreliable memory, embellishment, opportunism stuff you can say here, a lot of it just tracks. he's put out a statement today saying it was all consensual but it's not quite a denial.there's a lot more to it, obviously. i'm sure there are lawyers hard at work as we speak, but defending him seems like it's going to be impossible. and not just a 'court of public opinion' thing.
>>80064180>Absolutely fucking incredible album.Never a truer word spoken.A grand doesn't come for free, also had some bangers, but original pirate material was the better album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCANcg8n-c
>>80064207They stop the Union of two bodies. They are basically cuck balloons.
>>80064178apparently he avoids the internet and fair fucking play to him. whatever left hand path sorcery he thinks he's doing i'm sure it's better than being online.
https://youtu.be/J5TjPssvAlc
>>80064216Tbqh if a rapper like 6ix9ine or Tyga did this shit then hardly anyone would care. It is mostly because it is soft boy goth boy woke boy male fucking feminist Neil Gaiman.
>>80064220Yea, must be a real bother for you not feeling the inside of your fist.
>>80064220You are a virgin though why should your opinion matter
>>80064223>apparently he avoids the internet and fair fucking play to himThe internet and social media kills the mystique of a lot of these kind of people. You realise a lot of famous people have very obvious narcissistic tendencies and are actually terrifyingly not as smart as you thought they were.*cough cough* Richard Dawkins was a big one for me. Great pop sci books. Very well written. Comes across like an actual person or below average intelligence on Twitter.
>>80064229yeah, other anon summarised it better but it's a reputation thing. he's not some hardened criminal, is he? maybe he did shrooms and ran around naked once, ooooo.this is some calculated coomer shit, because of the power or his own childhood abuse or whatever it is. he had an 'open marriage' and i guess having the pick of the litter of your young goth/alt fangirls stops being enough. some people just need to have a wank. can't go doing this stuff if you've had a wank, you just can't.
>>80064230>>8006424230 years old and Cuddled up in bed with me wife right now lids.
>>80064230>>80064242Cuck clothed and proud
>>80064244in a way it's reassuring they have the same stream of consciousness as the rest of us. what happened to celebs and other famous people having agents and managers for this sort of thing? writing letters is cool, but at least they take thought. wouldn't expect a musician to start chatting with me on MySpace back in the day.
CHOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrgKevuAuoY
>>80064259> in a way it's reassuring they have the same stream of consciousness as the rest of us. Yeah sure but I am not retarded enough to publicly post my stream of consciousness all the time.>what happened to celebs and other famous people having agents and managers for this sort of thing?I think they do not listen to them. Remember when that weird female YouTube musician started grooming teen boys or something. She posted an absolutely insane ukulele song about it after her PR team fucking screamed at her not to do this.
>>80064247Dosser husband and wife. Bet your gaff reeks to the high heavens as well. Lazy cunts. Fat fucks.
Done sod all cleaning, desu. Just drank an energy drink and sat playing music.
>>80064276Reckon you're a bit mental and all that
Am I going mental? Why do all women just seem to blindly believe any SA.allegations? The things about Neil Gaiman are comical.
>>80064289Because a lot genuinely believe looking at them sexually (corr nice booba) is a SA.
>>80064289Yeah it is some fucking Marquis De Sade level shit tbqh. However he has admitted to a lot of it being true but he says it was all fully consensual BDSM. There are texts and an actual voice recording of Gaiman threatening suicide if she metoos him. He gave her hundreds of thousands of dollars as well. That is recorded.
>>80064291>>80064289People love a bit of gossip don't they.. No one truly cares.>oooh did you hear about the Gregg fella from Masterchef?>yeaaa I heard he's a bit of a wrong'un in't he? >anyway you joining me for bingo tonight love?
Best type of undies for easy cock access?
>>80064301> People love a bit of gossip don't they.. No one truly cares.Nah I think with this one it is because it feels like symbolic of a broader shift in the culture. Gaiman was actually woke boy king number 1 on tumblr. Turns out he is a sex pest weirdo. The era of woke is dying and this feels microcosmic lid.Also, the sandman comic was cool.
so the monkey Robbie Williams film is actually meant to be good
Gotten up have i notPhwaor
>>80064315I have to admit I'd never heard of the lad and what you've said there doesn't make me want to look any further into him either. Death to woke is all I'll say. Hopefully a decade of pure poison is well and truly coming to an end now.
Dreamt about one of those feckin train stations again as well, did i notAlways the damn train stations and surrounding environs thereof
Praying for SSM's dadberg
Seethe all you like about the Robbie Williams movie, he's still had more women then you will and life is better than yours.
Kek Kek Kek. Time is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbE
>>80064247>with me wife
Imagine being a 70s rock star and just banging 15 year old fan girls and literally nobody gives a shit because of the culture of society at the time.Wild. Feel like a lot of this shit is just changing culture.
Messed up and forgot to do something at work for like three months. Not the first time either. Manager not happy. I just find it so fucking difficult to give a shit sometimes.
Back from work just now, time for a nap
>Always the damn train stations and surrounding environs thereofThat will be your ancestral trauma
KFC FOR ME MY LEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>80064368Is this something you want to do? Shag underage girls?
>>80064384Nah. Just think it is weird how much things change lad. Plato wrote about bumming little boys as the highest form of love. The Prophet Muhammad is said in the Hadith to have sex with Aisha when she was 9. The Hindu Upanishads recommends having sex with a female before she has reached the age of menstruation. King John of England in the 13th century married a 12 year old French princess. Back in the 70s Led Zep and Elvis and Bowie and everyone were all shagging teenagers. I mean, the hilarious thing is that Jimmy Savile basically fucking admits to half of his shit in his 70s autobiography. The shit is wild. I am worried that actually morality is pretty subjective tbqh.
>>80064368David Bowie did it but people like him so he's fine.Bill Wyman from the Rolling Stones is still alive, he fucked a 13-year-old in his 40s. no secrets or anything, just a part of his biography. mental.
Of course you lads are talking about shagging kids Fucking bunch of nonces tbqh
>>80064289>Jew in a cult raping people.My surprise at this is zero
>>80064411murders happen
>>80064368I heard from men that lived in the 70s in England that it was the norm back then >>80064402Why you need the Christian Bible to follow a good moral path.
>>80064411https://youtu.be/gw1j_f2_dFg
>>80064416>Why you need the Christian Bible to follow a good moral path.Literally nothing in the Bible about not shagging kids lad.
>>80064402What's right and wrong changes on a whim. If you've ever done something you feel ashamed of. Remember 1 in 6 people you meet have not only murdered someone, but literally their own child
Mary was 14, but she was a virgin, also 14 was 30 then.
>>80064423Yes and No. The Bible consistently teaches that individuals should protect and nurture children and sexual activity outside marriage is sinful.
Imagine relying on a thousand year old book to tell you what to do and what not to do.Kinell innit.
>>80064456Why not? Wisdom is built up over a long time
>>80064456Why wouldn't you go out and Murder everybody that has wronged you if you don't follow the bible?
Having a coffee, some almonds and a blueberry nutrigrain bar.
>>80064456i mean it's informed what we do and don't do quite heavily, yeah. i'll grant it that.
>>80064462Laws, personal conscience and common fucking sense.
The Talmud. Now THATS an interesting read
im muslim nowyou can call me omar muhammad
>>80064468>Laws are your moral compass
Bailiffs at the house across the street and the single mum of (I counted 5) kids is throwing a fit. Police will definitely be called (by me). Love the drama.
>>80064477Grab your Hi viz vest and selfie stick, and audit it for us, lad.
>>80064477How many of the sprogs are halflings?
Lads, im struggling with foundation CS. Should I switch to accounting next year?
>>80064487>strugglingwhy
>>80064486All of them are black actually. Wish I was making this up. Just modern Britain, innit? An unknown man has turned up (black) in a fancy car. Not sure what's going on.
>>80064487yesCS is not worth it anymore
>>80064468>common senseCommon sense should tell you murdering your opponent is the quickest route to your personal success
>>80064489Because im too stupid
>>80064468>personal conscienceBut where did you get that? Parents?
Some real edgelords here this lunchtime.
>>80064503do you love numbers and doing mundane work
>>80064506bang on Iqbal
Why learn or do anything? You'll soon be replaced either by a robot or a pajeet.
>>80064509>do you love numbersSure, as long as its arithmetic >and doing mundane workDont mind
>>80064506I think a more apt description today would be lord edgers actually.
Negroes do appear to tongue me anus, do they not
The age of the book doesn't matter, what matters is that it's full of just blatant nonsense.
>>80064506i had an emotive response to what Neil Gaiman is alleged of doingi also believe he has a right to a fair trail that considers all the arguments and evidencewhen i was 14 i thought i had no emotions, so it's a matter of perspective whether i am progressing or regressing
400 million Indians are currently bathing in a shit infested river because of their beliefs.
christcuck mong flids
>Jared begat Enoch, who begat Methuselah>uh, PROOF??
>>80064551I just lost 0-1 away to RB Leipzig with Bayern because of my belief in the 5-3-2 system with wing backs.
Anyone posting below this line denounces the bible and all its contents-------------------------
i denounce the bible and all its contents
>>80064560FOOTBALLS LIFE INNIT (mong)
i now reinstate the bible and all its contents, except for the part about magic being evil, and then i use magic to declare that anyone below THIS like will be blessed with good fortune for no less than 108 days (and then the rules revert)-------------------------------
BIessed
>>80064580haha you posted below my original line, you're going to hell laddy
You can in theory argue away the problem of suffering through various lines of reasoning, albeit tenuous and mostly very unconvincing ones. However, there are two massive problems which christians are simply unable to answer:>1) Divine hiddennessGod wants a relationship with us. He DESPERATELY wants a relationship with us, apparently. He knows exactly what would convince us of his existence. He could do so at any time. He apparently does so for some portion of the population. Yet he remains totally and unexplainably hidden to the majority of the world. >2) Strength of historical evidenceThere are endless examples of figures throughout history who perform similar miracles, claim similar lineages, created large followings, went around giving ethical teachings etc. etc. who have just as much historical evidence for their existence/veracity at just as confident and strong a level as there is for the life and work of jesus. Yet this in no way convinces christians (or anyone else not already in that given tradition) and rightly so - we recognise that such nonsense is just that, nonsense. But because it's THEIR belief it gets a pass. The inconsistency is overwhelming.
>>80064588yeah i was >>80064573 too. i'm the only person not getting the good fortune, i think, but i'll bless my brothers in /britfeel/.
I like to spaff in the bibles of all the Premier Inns I stay at.
>>80064606You're spending far too much time on this bollocks lad. You might as well be arguing the accuracy of Peppa Pig.
>>80064606should argue the accuracy of you getting a fucking job lad
>>80064620Oh for sure I get that it's pointless, but just interesting to think about. I agree that since all of it is bollocks, then arguing about the minutiae of biblical content is fundamentally no different than arguing about the minutiae of content on the star wars wiki, or whatever other expansive fictional universe.
yeah really gonna read a bunch of shite typed by a bender posting nazi anime girls you fucking melt
Let's discuss where SSM gets his money from
>>80064606>Yet he remains totally and unexplainably hidden to the majority of the world.If one is to believe in god, one must also believe in god's nemesis (insert spiritual bad guy name of your choice here). Let's say the devil, the devil could have worked his charms on those of the population that do not have a connection with god.People get caught up in details. Instead of seeing differences and arguing over the smallest detail, people should think of the similarities, and maybe they are all linked in some way, just the story has been told by different nations due to different nations interpreting things differently?
>>80064653i send regularly send him some
>>80064664How much would you say you've sent him over the past 12 months?
I suggest turning your listening devices up to maximum volume for this one ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mefsL9-nP9c
Whats stopping you from moving to australia?
>>80064675Can't get my passport application countersigned.
>Twinkdolf Chadler
>>80064669Roughly 5k
>>80064675Big arse spiders.
>>80064656>If one is to believe in god, one must also believe in god's nemesis (insert spiritual bad guy name of your choice here). Let's say the devil, the devil could have worked his charms on those of the population that do not have a connection with god.The argument is not changed.God desperately wants us to know him. God knows exactly what would convince us of his existence and allow us to establish a relationship with him. God is omnipotent and could do this at any time.Do you agree with these three points?If so, then anything else is irrelevant. The devil is not more powerful than god. Why would god, who desperately wants a relationship with us, knows what would take to convince us and could do so at any time, even let a single person go through life without being exposed to the minimum amount of phenomena that would convince us of his existence? How could the devil possibly stop that if god wanted to do it?It's inconsistent.
>>80064682>I'm chadler twink, could I be more gay.
I hope they have cigarettes in hell tbqh
>>80064686Has he sent you anything in return? Like worn boxers or something?
>>80064712No i send the money anonymously and he doesnt mention it in his video because he doesnt want his bennies cut
>>80064712Corr imagine the smell de lad
>>80064675don't like travelling more than an hour away from home.
>>80064718It must be going into another bank account. If people are sending him money they will know about it. Once that AI bank account checker law thing comes into place soon fraud will come to a screeching halt. Millions of bank accounts checked within minutes.
>>80064697Sorry, got caught up gaming.Yes it seems that way, going off the bible. But that talks about choice, and maybe ramming things down people's throats doesn't give them much of a choice?I'm not religious really, having faith in something is good. I believe in something, but not sure what (doesn't make sense I know).Astrology is real, that can describe us and know minute details about us that only we would know, tarot cards (I'm only dabbling not knowing anything too detailed) seem to speak of IRL events.That's not religion based, more spiritual, which is kind of what religion speaks of as well.Until we die, it's only belief, and people believe in different things. And a lot is anecdotal, you could think yeah that's believable. But is believing the same as knowing?
Shall be gorging meself on some lunchington soon, shan't iYessir i shall
>>80064827no word of a lie, i sent money to a trans person who did not want anyone to know their 'dead' name. fair enough, you do you. sent them some money after a night out, app goes>It's a close match.then just gave me their name.they never knew i knew while we were living together, was worried i'd call them it randomly/drunk, because they were so secretive about it.
Lads. I am likely coming back to the U.K. this summer. Have not been back since 2021. What should I expect?
>>80064882its all gone to shit lad
>>80064882A kind of sad mix between I, Robot and Silo. At least up north. Down south it's wonderful.
>>80064882half of high street shops have shut, the other half have gone cashless, you NEED the loyalty app for the big supermarkets now (you just do), energy bills have gone back to normal, food prices are still up, it's harder to buy crypto now, luckily street dealers are selling purer/cheaper gear than ever before.
>>80064917Not disputing anything there but why is it harder to buy crypto? I bought and sold some through Kraken using just a bogstandard current account.
>>80064928you did a KYC check, then. and some of these prim and proper traders are omitting Monero, specifically. funny, that.
>>80064934Must have done. I don't pay much attention to stuff like that to be honest. I'm guessing a few years ago you could basically be anonymously buying/selling then?
Britain is a shithole and never getting better
>>80064942yeah. don't need a countersigned government ID to buy a pint of milk, do i?
>>80064981there's going to be an increase in suicides and then there'll be an exact, definable point where it turns around. try your hardest to live beyond that point, anon.
I think its time for a late xmas chip for lunch.
Just prepped two more letterburghs did i not
day 2 of no wanking coming on strong
>>80064560Play a bit more aggressive than that lad. 3-4-3 is what you want, with pacy wingers up front.
>>80064835Belief is a conviction and convictions are not choices - you are either convinced or you are not, and you are either convinced or not depending on the evidence you see around you. The level of evidence required for convicted belief will vary based on the proposition and the person, but god knows exactly what evidence would convince everyone, yet he only chooses to provide it to a small sliver of humanity.
Can't believe that ruthmong filmed himself doing this and then posted it online.
decade 2 of no working coming on strong
>>80065212>What do you do for a living lad?>Well I shag a plastic fanny with a big plastic rubber cock that's tied around my waist, while my actual cock is restricted in a metal device I've put on
best site to look up a car reg?
>>80065247what do you want to find out? gov.uk for MOT or tax recordshttps://www.carcheck.co.uk/ is good for other things and information
>Uber tells you the colour of the car>Uber Eats doesn't>have to look up the reg on gov.uk to find outif i knew what a 'Vauxhall Nostra' was, like some kind of car bloke, then i wouldn't be using these services, would i?
>>80064981>>80065000Nah, were fucked. Industrial energy prices are one of the highest in the world and our successive idiotic governments keep on punting the issue down the road to the next government. Its been like this since 2005 at least and it just keeps getting ignored by government. They think that green energy will fill in the gap and improve the situation, but not when theyre so pig-headed about putting any investment into large gridscale storage systems.Wouldnt do any harm to flood a few upland valleys in the Highlands and Wales and turn them into energy storage, and also get some more thermal storage and battery storage up and running, but they drag their feet about it for years, it gets stuck in planning hell and the costs balloon to high heaven like everything else infrastructure related in this stupid country and thats partly the fault of every tom, dick and harry getting to have their wee complaint in about every project for stupid shit like protecting the bats or worrying that birds flightpaths might be upset, or worst of all, giving a shit that it will affect the views, and therefore the property price, of one persons property.Also why does this board keep having a fit about non-ascii text when its just regular text? It seems to hate my apostrophes for some reason, I had to strip them all out to post.
>>80065212>>80065234You can get paid for that shit?
>>80065234>Oh really, cool.>So what's for tea?
>>80065301ruthmong has already earned enough for a shoe, hes well on his way to paying for the other one now
>>80065305Within 10 years he'll be able to buy a house outright
>>80065293Green energy is simply not capable of sustaining a large modern grid. All attempts to plug gaps with green energy will fail because the technology doesn't work at scale, while it also costs more to keep it running - for example, there is no market for wind energy, by which I mean without massive government subsidies at higher rates per kWh than any other energy source, nobody would've bid to take on the latest round of government wind turbine contracts. "Green energy" is an ideological cancer and an outright grift all rolled into one.
>>80064827I send him cash in an envelope
>>80065260I was hoping to find out where the car come from where it got its MOT but it's a 2023 plate.
>>80065334the first 2 letters will tell you where it's registered. The seller should be able to give you more information but they might not say everything because of GDPR
Phwoar this day has just flown by. Less than 30 minutes until I need to pick the kids up from school again.
Still can't get over this pic lol
BUILD NUCLEAR POWER STATIONSTHEY'RE CLEANWHAT AM I MISSING??
>>80065418Your caps lock button. Press it once more then try again.
>>80065418The fact that the people who make the decisions are ideologically committed to making everyone in the country materially worse off in real terms. That's not hyperbole - the only explanation is that they simply hold British people in utter contempt.
Bootylad if you're here, make yourself known.I have an important question that only you can answer.
>>80065447thanks anon. people usually have a go at me for lowercase posting, that was a nice change of pace.
>>80065207No, but convictions start with a choice, choosing to entertain the idea, them that idea could convince you of something.There are somethings we choose to ignore. That could be a good or bad choice, but it is still a choice.
Go on then lad respond to yourself as bootylad we all know you're the same person
>>80065418Boomers lose their fucking minds when you bring it up, they just think every plant is going to be another Chernobyl. Hopefully SMRs will be able to be rolled out en-masse, RollsRoyce has a decent implementation, without boomers realising what they are.
>>80065466No, you do not 'choose to entertain the idea' that the sky is blue, you simply look up and are convinced because it is demonstrable. You might choose to say you don't think it is, or choose to act like you don't think it is, but the truth is that you know it is. The same way that god would know exactly what level of evidence it would take to convince everyone of his existence and form a relationship with him and has the power to do so. This wouldn't be a choice for you, you would simply be convinced of it like the colour of the sky.
>>80065505you need to scepticmaxx
>>80065461I am actually here lol, just been lurking. Go on then what's up my leeeed?>>80065486Tired gimmick, but I'll allow it. After all, what is britfeel without gimmicks, eh?
>>80065522YES LAD. The only man for the job.I need to know if this arse is a 9/10 or a 10/10 as judged by the man himself.
>>80065540Ayyyy, happy to provide insights into arses any day of the week, lad.Give me a few minutes to highlight some things with gimp and I'll post my assessment when I'm done
*the thread waits with baited breath as bootylod studies the arse's qualities*
heterosexuals just wank off your penises and GTFO my thread.
Cheers lad, I knew I could count on you.I'm shooting off for a bit but I'll catch your response in an hour or so.
>>80065505Need to be careful with optical things (IMO) there's optical illusions, and light reflecting off things, then there's the "sky" itself being an optical illusion of a kind, light reflection and the like.
Do t trust nuclear me. It's not just Chernobyl and there's always an excuse. We've even had a nuclear accident at sellafield in the 50s, and even today sellafield leaks radioactive water
It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter.
Hundreds of people got cancer from a nuclear accident in the UK https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windscale_fire
Miss are welperspacker
Okay so just first off, to be clear, she has an incredible arse. No doubt about that at all. She also has a generally stunning body, great proportions, great tits, slim waist, good face, nice skin/hair etc.But we're talking about an objective rating out of 10, with 10 being absolute perfection. In this regard there are a few points of critique that stand out. I've labelled these 1, 2 and 3 in the pic.>1)The depression between her gluteus maximus and medius is too prominent. Ideally there should be no 'shadow' caused by the difference in height because this should be smoothed over by a properly sized gluteal fat pad. This is what makes butts look perfectly round, but sadly this model does not have adequate fat or good enough distribution for this.>2)The gluteal crease is also too flat and too small, with multiple visible crease lines. The ideal crease is slightly curved around the fat pad, extends clearly under each cheek and is a single, well-defined line. This might be because her hips are abducted in the pose she's making, but I would think the crease isn't perfect even at resting posture.>3)Low angle on the crest of her hips makes the skin look pulled too tight and her butt look smaller and less shapely. A higher, wider angle makes a butt look rounder, softer and jigglier.Like I said, truly gorgeous, but perfection is perfection and being objective is important. Her arse is a strong 7.
>>80065733Guarantee on saturday an anonymous person will be getting wooze and wizza and keeping to his own lane, watching the football, playing Fortnite and then declaring himself to be the most powerful human in 2,000 years at about 2-3 am
yes we get it lad both of your characters still exists we havent forgot you x
>>80065587Bit gay, bet you want to watch us do it as well, ya perv.
My farts stinkI fink
>>80065758How would you like us to prove that we're two different people?
>>80065772at least then it would end, these smut images are just hovering here.discuss the monkey film or the comics man.
>>80065794dont care lad your a bored mong looking for drama
>>80065820Nuh-uh, I have never once instigated or cultivated drama. Look through all my posts de lid, only good vibes from me :)
>>80065803The gay stuff does the same, it lingers all over, tries to fool you with boobs as well. Very deceptive.
>>80065854not posting gay imagery though am i lad. just saying i'd watch a few cocks to get the porno to fuck off. you have half the site, pornmongers.
>>80065695I walked past a nuclear power station last year and they had a no drone sign up. The public would be more supportive of nuclear power if it wasn't managed by tyrants
Nobody cares about the healthcare CEO assassin any more LOL.Fucking normies eating their newsslop like good cattlebergs.
Audibly laughing at this post and your exchanges. I put your post into chatgpt and asked it what sort of arse this person likes.>Based on the text, it seems the person has a highly detailed and critical perspective on what constitutes an 'ideal' or 'perfect' butt. They seem to appreciate curves and roundness, but have specific preferences for smoothness, proportions, and definition. Here's a breakdown of their preferences based on the critique:>Smoothness and Fullness: They value a well-rounded, smooth contour to the buttocks, with a focus on an evenly distributed fat pad that eliminates visible depressions or 'shadows' between different muscle groups. They mention that a 'properly sized gluteal fat pad' is essential for making the butt look perfectly round.>Crease Definition: They prefer a well-defined gluteal crease that is 'slightly curved' and forms a single, clean line around the buttocks. Multiple visible creases or a flat/underdeveloped crease are not seen as ideal.>Shape and Proportion: The person seems to favor a higher, rounder look for the buttocks, suggesting that they appreciate a fuller, more pronounced shape that is softer and more 'jiggly' from the right angles. They criticize angles that make the skin appear pulled too tight or the butt appear smaller.>In summary, this person likes butts that are fuller, rounder, and smoother, with a well-defined crease and the right angles to enhance the shape. They seem to prefer a more voluptuous, soft, and naturally shaped look, but acknowledge that perfection is difficult to achieve, giving the subject in question a rating of 7/10 despite praising her beauty.
>>80065908Sake, that was for >>80065744
>>80065907i mean has he done any more assassinations? kind of a one-trick pony if that's all done and dusted now. a sinking yacht killed more rich people.
>>80065908Based chatGPT gets what I'm on about.
>>80064357*grabs the Kerrygold*
>>80065962thats an exquisite butt... but for some reason i dont like those.. too perfect... too pornographic
Hoooh boiCan feel a nu turdington forming already there, can't iYessir i can
>>80066038Understandable, I get why people might not like porn and the 'porn aesthetic' in general, although I've got nothing against it myself.
>>80065744Cheers mate, appreciate the comprehensive answer and rating.And people say we're the same person.. I'm all for tighter, smaller arses personally.
Of course, well the threads have been lacking in spam drama gimmicks and personalities to play with for a few days, so it was inevitable
>>80066107No worries, lad, you have a good one! Will probably go back to lurking now, some people getting testy.
>Here's your liberated modern woman, bro
>>80065882That's not only gay, but simultaneously gayer.
been down to the shops and got some walking boots and an outdoor jacket, time to start getting some steps in and lose this fucking belly
>>80066167Tell me this is a joke, lad. Please let me live in peace knowing I don't have to share the same oxygen as these "people".
>>80066167based scammer. deserves every one of those euros.
>>80066185i think men showing each other porn is gay. had a bloke texting me one night all these Pornhub links, didn't fancy me or anything, but it's like we were sharing a meal.luckily i don't touch that muck. if i was horny, and wanted to fuck a bloke, i just could. if i wanted to fuck a woman, i just couldn't.
Literally the only thing I want the government to do with my money is keep criminals locked up and foreigners locked out.
Careful if you're in Frog Block C residing in addresses 1 to 45. SPACCA are doing spot checks on snack cupboards and if you fail to meet their requirements they're fining or arresting people on the spot. If you don't have at least 2 selections of chocolate, crisps, puddings, sweeties, baked confectionary and microwaveable burgers you could be liable for a 2k fine or 10 months in the fren prison. Just had them knock on my door but I keep my fren well furnished and I treated that officer to a smorgasbord of treats. It's not worth getting on their bad side no matter your opinion on the amphibians.Reminder: You can bribe the inspector with some magnum ice creams or vienetta - the lids have a soft spot for cheap frozen confectionary or mixed chocolate boxes. Alternatively, a nice and hot Wustlers burger served with some pickles and a toasted bun. Bonus points for giving them a 'ribwich' - it will easily placate them. Good luck out there.
>>80066316getting sum major Slytherin energy from this post.
love da yookay innit bruvhttps://nitter.poast.org/MythoYookay/status/1879265824214823281#m
Remember the news story a few days ago about a 14 year old boy being stabbed to death on a bus. Turns out he was an ethnic gang member and drill rapper ("aspiring musician" as some sources say) who has been involved with postcode feuds before.
Me? Just a spot of elfy tea.
listening to some Leningrad kino
>>80066536Fuck me would kill for that plate, lad. Think I've got a not particularly great leftover vegetable stew for dinner. Not looking forward to it.
>>80066536Good food but ditch the glass table, lad.
>>80066536looks good anon. i've no food in, just had a small line of coke because i'm tired/bored. complete waste really.
>>80066316We are not America lad. Our country just is not like that. Take away benefits and council houses and the NHS and literally there would be millions on the streets dying and/committing crimes and going insane. Large parts of society is just not used to surviving without welfare. Too many people rely on mummy government it is true. Tories warned of this when Attlee started doing his thing in the late 40s but we are where we are now.
>>80066581So? To the extent that it's foreigners or criminals (or foreign criminals) they can be locked up or deported. To the extent it's actual british people then it's a relatively new learned helplessness and they can unlearn it and become productive. If not then they can commit crimes if they wish and get locked up. As for the NHS who gives a shit? Does anyone paying taxes want that fucking thing around any more? It's utterly unfit for purpose. Dissolve it, sell off the assets, deregulate the healthcare market and let people pay for the care they want.
When you sneeze, things can get loud
My mum has gone fucking loopy. She's gone to a "past life regression hypnotist" and this con artist has convinced her that we knew each other in a past life. According to her we were "brothers in arms" and we've fought battles together in the middle ages.
Just took a major shit, I mean like a truly ENORMOUS one and then flushed without closing the lid. It's not my fault, I was distracted by the tits I was looking at on my phone. But I'm worried, am I just fucked? Have I aerosolised my monster turd and now I have to live with a veneer of shit on all the walls and all over my skin forever now?
>>80066634its too late lad, youve got covid
>>80066615>As for the NHS who gives a shit? Does anyone paying taxes want that fucking thing around any more? It's utterly unfit for purpose. Dissolve it, sell off the assets, deregulate the healthcare market and let people pay for the care they want.This could possibly be the most unpopular political opinion in the country. You are extremely out of touch.
Shall be expelling the bodily waste at once
>>80066623had an ex who had this whole notion that we knew each other in past lives. she was tomboyish because 'last time around' she was a man and we were a gay couple in Florence or something..'h-ha i don't really believe in that type of thing, but it's interesting.'at some point the magic cycle broke and she just decided the intense feelings weren't there any more.
Just been thinking about ducks. They look really nice to me. I like their rounded arses and their little webbed feet. I would never actually shag one because that would be unethical, but I think it might feel mighty nice.
do people really browse their phone whilst taking a shit? seems fucking pointless to me it's not like you're sitting there for long. plus aren't you getting shit particles all over your phone too?
>>80066649I don't care about popularity. People will like what works and when they get better care, faster and with overall less money in taxes they'll start to like it. Placing value in the average mong in the street's opinion on shit is part of the problem and how a lot of bad shit is justified.
>>80066634spray walls with bleach and vinegar, close door, sit in the most central point of the room that you can.
>>80066673depends. opiates.
>>80066561It's good to be healthy occasionally, need to make it more frequent than occasionally, desu.>>80066576That's the hob cover thing at my mums.>>80066579Get some bits in lad, treat yer sen.
>>80066670Had a similar thing with an ex from years ago. After we broke up and she was trying to get back with me, she said we were "twin flames" and "connected on the soul level" etc. Was chatting to her years afterwards and she said it was a load of horseshit that she didn't believe anymore.To be honest I was quite angry when she said that. Maybe I'd have believed her and bought into all that shit, and dumped my new gf to be with her again. Fortunately I'm not an idiot so it didn't happen, but that was her goal.
>>80066680I also want to shift British working class people off reliance on mummy government and onto more local community high trust groups. People should look after themselves but small communities should learn to look after each other. That is the secret to being able to shrink the state.Tory party circa 2010 had right right with le Big Society but they fucked it all with Brexit. There is such a thing as society but this is not the same thing as the state. Basically, ending welfare and social housing and over reliance on the nhs needs to be done slowly otherwise you will just get mass chaos and starvation and crime.
>>80066680>I don't care about popularityYou're talking about politics though. If it's unpopular it's never going to happen.
Fucking NHS needs to hurry up with my specialist referral to get this camera shoved down my throat and up my arse to see why my abdomen is sore all the time. Been bloody months waiting on it.
>>80066750Go private lad.
>>80066750Don't you have private medical insurance?
>>80066750>camera shoved down my throathad that done years and years ago, didnt have the arse one though, some advice anon, if they offer you sedation then take it, its fucking shit hot, you dont pass out or anything but its like being extremely drunk in a very pleasant and comfortable way
Last year my ears started to hurt so after a few days without it getting better I tried to see my GP. Called every day in the morning on the dot, but wasn't able to get through to the receptionists fast enough. When I finally did I was told that because my problems weren't an emergency they couldn't let me see a GP. I was scheduled for a "telephone appointment" the following week. Appointment comes around, it's a foreign doctor I can barely understand; I don't mean that maliciously and I have nothing against him personally, I am simply saying that it was nearly impossible to understand him through his accent and we both had to repeat sentences several times to even get the points we wanted to make across to each other.He said it's probably nothing and just try using salt water or vinegar to clean my ears and see how I feel in a week. I do that and it's not improving, even getting dizzy spells.Tried again to get an appointment, no luck, same as before. Decide enough is enough because if this is an ear infection and it's not getting better then I fucking need antibiotics because I don't want to go deaf at the age of 26. End up going to A&E.Wait for nine hours to be seen. Doctor (another foreigner with an impenetrable accent - why? seriously why?!) asks me why I'm in A&E with an ear infection. Tell him it's been getting worse and I can't get a GP appointment and the home remedies aren't working. He looks at my ears, says it's probably an infection but keep using the home remedies and don't come to A&E unless it's an actual emergency. Leave before I get arrested for swearing at a doctor.Ears didn't improve after another few more days. Said fuck it, went online, asked chatGPT what the best antibiotic would be, ordered a course from an overseas pharmacy for less than a tenner, took it and ears back to normal inside of a week.
>SSM taking a break from social media for the foreseeable future >HHL banned for god knows how longUnwomfy times de lids
>>80066774>another foreigner with an impenetrable accent - why? seriously why?!Well why aren't you a doctor lad? That'll answer your question.
>>80066750The NHS doesn't work. It's too busy giving priority treatment to illegal immigrants (google the 987 inclusion health scheme).
big floppy juggs
>>80066792I never tried to become one. But my issue is more with the constant underlying friction that heavily accented foreigners with poor-quality english skills adds to every single encounter you have when dealing with the NHS.
>>80066819Heard on the grapevine that wops has a pair of these.
>>80066804>I never tried to become one. Well there you are. Native English speaking Brits clearly aren't trying to become doctors.
>>80066839oddly enough I had her in mind
>>80066760>>80066763Nah I'm shit ass broke right now and I dont have private insurance. Barely scraping by while keeping the mortgage payments on the go. >>80066771I'll keep that in mind, say I have a phobia about things going down my throat or something. Cheers anon.
>>80066750Hopefully they do your throat first (joke). Also, say yes to anesthetic (not a joke).
>>80066862Except they are. The problem is that the GMC places arbitrary caps on the number of medical students that universities are allowed to enroll, so it artificially restricts the native supply. The GMC is acting as a cartel to keep their own profits (wages) high, and the government is simply letting them. There is literally no justification for artificially restricting the number of medical student spaces allocated each year. The government is also ever keen to tell us that we need more doctors. I wonder if they average man on the street knows that the GMC does this and that's why his doctor sounds like a bengali drill rapper.And of course, you don't need to be a profession to complain about the professionals doing the job. If a pilot crashes a plane and you say they don't sound like a very good pilot, would you put up with other people coming along and saying 'um ackshully you're not a pilot so you can't say that'. Mental.
>i'm broke oh woe is me waaahh wwaahahh i can't afford private doctors>hmm? oh yeah no i have my own house yeah haha mortgages am i right?
>>80066774Sue the surgery. You don't go to the Dr for an emergency, so it wouldn't be an emergency, otherwise you would have been in A+E.Wasted your time, and wasted time of the people in A+E.
>>80066900Nothing to do with the GMC lad, and the caps aren't arbitrary. It's because medical students need supervised clinical placements, and there's obviously limits on the number of placements available.
Bagsy her on the chase now. Not the chaser, the fit one, Emma.Corr n phwoar.
>>80066900>And of course, you don't need to be a profession to complain about the professionals doing the jobThe lad was wondering why there aren't more British doctors, and the answer is that they are too thick/lazy to do it. Just like he's too thick and lazy to be a doctor. And you're too thick and lazy to be a doctor.
>>80066937She looks about 12 what's wrong with you
who looks about 12? show me
>>80066774sorry to hear that, anon. for what it's worth i had an ear infection last year. NHS website and 111 said it had to be over 3 days or something, couldn't get a GP appointment, wasn't going away.'Pharmacy First', popped to Boots. chemist took ONE look, said which type of infection it was, gave me a spray. sorted it in a day or two.
>>80066970You're only jelly I got the bagsy in before you.
>>80066900you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
>>80067015What, some absolute mong has incredibly strong opinions on something he knows nothing about? On the internet? On /britfeel/?! I can't believe it.
>"it was lovely meeting you and we have a lot in common, but you look about 12. i know you're 23, it said on your profile. but you LOOK about 12, so i've lost all respect for your personality and agency as an adult. anyway, are your parents picking you up, or do you need walking to the bus stop?"
Too depressed to post wops new video. I usually link it here but I cant be bothered today. Sorry lads.
>>80067043More like>You look 12...but you're 23? Can I see your ID? Got a passport too? Ok so you are definitely legal but look 12? Fucking hell I've hit the jackpot here.
Have to cook dinner AGAIN tonight. Dont want to. Paranoia is eating away at me once again. Just want to be left alone..
>>80067047That's alright lad. You've been one of my first choice Wops posters for years. And in a top thread like /britfeel/, you're vital. You've been brilliant. What you've given the thread...absolutely brilliant. Absolutely first class. I love you as a poster. And I love you as a person. You're a great guy. Very consiencious. Very robust. You post in most threads. But ultimately, you sometimes need a rest or a breather.
Touched a nerve bagsying the fitty on the chase, it seems.
12 year old who looks 23 would also be good, just saying
>>80067066i did actually check a girl's ID once to confirm she was 18. could have been 15, sneaking into clubs. but she wasn't therefore it was fine, my own age at the time didn't matter. both adults.
Trying to get ahead of my debts but it ain't easy. Being a wagie poorfag is hell.
>>80067096Nah that's definitely NONCEy.
>mid january and mosquitos are outremember when winters were cold?
>>80067107yea but she looks 23 so its not, its arguably less noncey than a 23 year old who looks 12, think about it
>>80067118We have mosquitos here in the UK? Never seen one before.
>>80067129>arguablyi don't know i think there's a clear winner here anon.
judges on that junior bake off are right arseholes to the kids
>>80067129>fancying a kid not NONCEyOK.
>>80067146yes you bellend
>>80067047it's ok lad, we're all subbed to her, will be watching after new retro ghetto video
shagging midgets is also more noncey no matter how old they are, theyre short like kids, theres only one reason a lid would shag a midget
Nonce hours it seems
r lass makes for a good team spokesperson, methinks.
>>80067159Just learnt this at 31. They must not be up north then. Luckily for me.
Almost broke my 7 months of sobriety. Just glad I didn't succumb. Ate a huge tub of ice-cream instead.
>8 character barely readable captchas again
>>80067166>Nonce hours it seemsA topic that unites the lads in thinking about kids being fucked. Always a winner for them.
>>80067201was thinking about beating up nonces actually you're the one thinking about that apparently
>>80067211You've never been in a fight in your life lad and you know it. You're as yellow as they come.
>>80067228i didn't say a fight i said beating them up. but yeah even if they were restrained i'd feel squeamish, would rather build up a case in a manilla folder and book em downtown.
>>80066774>>80066792>>80066900Occasional reminder that even after featuring on national news for being a suspected serial killer, people STILL went to Harold Shipman for treatment he was that good of a doctor. There were even 3 patients willing to defend him on the news
>>80067242>i didn't say a fight i said beating them up. but yeah even if they were restrained i'd feel squeamish, would rather build up a case in a manilla folder and book em downtown.You live you life as an online fantasy. Pretty sad tbqh.
>>80067257yeah well he's not going to kill YOU, is he. not then.
>>80067257Does anyone else remember 'lethal dose of morphine' posting?
>>80067270>>80067257https://youtube.com/watch?v=thSLlUskkMMHe was unironically better than 99% of doctors around today.
>>80067279Yep, and watching the documentary, and even found some images I did after watching the doc with the gang years ago.
>>80067262it was one line in one message board post. had already forgotten the idea until you brought it up again.might be cool though. those old noir films, except you don't have to faff about with tailing someone.>'anyone know where i can get a good spade at 2am?'> - hshipman39if you notice patterns, you'd clock something like that. link everything together.
It's August 1998 and you've got a suspected ear infection. On getting through to the reception, you're asked if you want to see 'Raj Patel' or 'Harold Shipman', bearing in mind Harold Shipman was on the news the night before because of how many of his patients were dying in suspicious circumstances. Who do you choose?
>>80067317Depends if I was an old lady or not
maltesers
>>80067317in 1998 i had a named GP.but i'd go with Dr Patel. Indian (?) name, whatever-th generation immigration, probably a good doctor.whereas all i know about this Shipman fella is what's been on the news.
Met a guy online called Ponce. We've met up a couple of times so far but nothing has happened yet. Lovely shoes though. Hoping that next time I'll get a chance to get fired in. Think he could be the one.
Thinking about Poley's tight sphincter
>>80067355going for love?
>>80067352maItesers?
>>80067355>We've met up a couple of times so far but nothing has happened yetWell what did you do when you met up then?
>>80067373Try to get him to suck his willy, obviously.
>>80067369Yeah. It's him all the time. All the time. My mind is on him.>>80067373Just played pool. I was hoping he'd get the hint but I think I need to be more forward next time.
>>80067396>Just played pool.if they foul and you get two free shots, you pot a ball, do you have two shots left, or one?
>>80067396>if you think those balls are shiny, check these out>*takes off trousers*
>>80067396>are we meant to bring our own balls and cue?>takes off trousers*
>>80067407Depends on whether you're playing english or American rules.
>>80067396>bugger, I thought this was snooker, I was going to help you pot the brown>*takes off trousers and bends over*
playing connect 4 again
I wrote a poem about Ponce actually. It's called Shoe Lad. It goes like this...When we were strangersI loved you from afarAnd if we become loversI'll love you with all my heartBut now it's getting lateThe pool hall is closing nowLet's go home and masturbateYour shiny shoes look alrightBecause I'm in love with youI want to see you wank againBecause I'm in love with youI love your shiny shoes
Ponce = Poley
>>80067491No Ponce and Poley are two separate and distinct individuals.
you need to find something else other than 4chan to fill your days lad
>>80067522Why is that pal?
Do you let your sprog watch TV?
Bought some new Blu-rays.>betty blue>godard box setI was going to get the Tati box set but I'll leave it for another time. Not in the mood for French Mr. Bean.
me sprog watch telly
My sprogs are doing jigsaw puzzles
Shippy's thick but short penis
Shippy drives an old peugeot
My sprog is going to be involved with the French government somehow. Meanwhile your sprog will be begging someone to borrow his car.
>>80067672nothing wrong with that, mine is long and thin, its very gangly, like a salad fingers dick
im quitting this thread until the sprog gimmick ends
I drink whole milk from the bottle during gaming sessions, and they double as piss jugs during. I buy them in two pint bottles and over the last few months have inadvertently built up a large collection of full piss bottles. I've hidden then beneath a pile of clothes because I need to sneak them to the downstairs toilet empty them. I live with my retired parents and getting past them to empty them, has slowly become harder and harder as I amassed more and more of them. I had one of those "what the hell am I doing" kind of moments that after counting them, I realised I have around 80 pints of piss in my bedroom, and some have been there so long that they've turned from yellow to dark brown. I pulled an all nighter last night to empty them while my parents were asleep. Full jugs are heavy, and by using tesco shopping bags I was able to dispose of about five at a time. I'm now stuck with around 40 empty piss jugs, which I'm trying to dispose of. I'm going to sneak to the back of my local corner shop, and throw them in the dumpster behind there.
leg day tomorrow my leeeeeeeds leg day my leeeeeeeeds x
currently eating an easter egg in january
>>80067732im not wanking anymore cutting it rite down so can you stop posting thes pics mate?
Feels like a few lads have quit britfeel since last year 2bh
>>80067808sorry my leed I love feet especially cute girl feet my leeeeeeeds leg how is the non wanking going my leeeeed
How is it there are fat, ugly trolls having sex with each other on across the entire internet. Yet I am a virgin at 27.
>>80067840I'm 35. It doesn't get any better.
>>80067829day 2 coming on strongcut it rite down
>>80067840how many women have you spoken to in the last 7 years?
>>80067853do you feel your life changing my leeeeeeed are you a brand new man my leeeeeeeed have you magically become a completely different person due to the cum being in your balls for longer than normally my leeeeeeeeeeeeeed
THE DRUGS DONT WERKTHEY JUST MAKE YOU WORSE!
ahhhh no Viking lady please dont rape me by force with your musty sweaty Viking cunt and strong arms ahhh nooo please dont force yourself on me ahhhhhhh vikings is on Netflix get in x
>>80067840You either don't talk to people, or when you do you are weird and kind of a dick.
magically you do have to put effort into finding a partner and dating. it wont just happen lmao x
>>80066774In future just go to a walk in centre lad, that's what I do.
>he doesn't know about the magic gf bus
currently in stim heaven got the asmr on and my porn on in bed cooor leave me alone MAN LEAVE ME ALONE PLEAAAAASE MAN!
Started posting more on slower chans and let me tell you they are much nicer people than you lot.
SSM update is required
EVRY BODY URTS SUMTIMES
>>80067990FUCK OFF MATE NO ONE CARES YEAH
funny how slow this general is now that cunt hhl got banned shows how much he spammed off trip the fucking faggot
>>80068021Why couldn't he just use his mobile lad?
everything about the blackball rules is better than international 8 ball pool, why are people switching?
>>80068114Because frankly speaking, 8 ball is easier.
Sold me Nintendo Switch today. Got 160 squid from CEX and that included 3 Pokemon games. Could have gotten a bit more if I sold it on Ebay or Facebook Market but couldn't be arsed.
>>80068150a bit grim thatI remember trading in my PS4 because I was skint, not happy memories
>>80068177Your pride and joy, was it?
>>80068177I haven't played on it for ages it's basically just been collecting dust.
>>80068021trip on sean you tiny spacker
>>80068198not really, I hardly used it, but having to sell things to pay bills and scrape by wasn't nice.
>>80068123i don't know, maybe it's because i'm 'un'-learning, but>your colour isn't necessarily just the colour you pot first>can't bounce the cueball off the cushion first to hit your target ball UNLESS that then hits the cushion>(even while snookered you just have to deal with this)>foul like putting the cueball, opponent puts it anywhere on the table (not behind the line or in the D)>no two shots of any sort, it's just your turn>you can (and should?) put opponent's balls tactically, either in combo with your own or as your turn>8 ball has to be potted specifically on its own visit at the endi want to win through fluking, not skill.
>>80068298Sorry lad it's a reference to this ancient anti-drugs ad that you've probably never seen because you're both too young and not scottishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXp1JJjDSxU
>>80067990Dats nice, Hope you make sum nice frens.
Can't believe I missed out on a tit/bootylod combo earlier
>>80068359Legs with boobies, or boobies with legs?
>havent been booked onto a shift tomorrow yetoh yes, maybe another day off
watching Vikings cheers x
Boomers claim they invented the broccoli head haircut, but don't know about heartbeat, kek.
Argh, fucking zoomers, stupid predictive text walker.
another depressing night in my shite life
>>80068490do you have working limbs and brain and cock lad? if so then you may have a chance yet hehe. of course you may be an ugly smelly unemployed virgin mong who lives at home past the age of 30 in which case yeah you are fucked pal.
>>80068456seem to remember there being a fit bird in this
>important client who I manage their account calls me in regards to a high value quote >receptionist puts them on hold >transfers them to me which she somehow cuts them off >calls back >she cuts them off again trying to transfer dumb bitch lucky she has cute feet which she shows off in summer.
>>80068490And you get to do it all over again tomorrow lad
>>80068490Look at the positives lad. There are people in this world who can't shit without someone wiping their arse. People without arms and legs. People with MS or motor neurone disease. People tied to radiators in a Syrian basement. People living in India.You're free to post here. Look at the positives.
>>80068730there's always someone worse off than us
>>80068556There's a couple, Gina the barmaid at aidenfield arms (easy shag, ros from frasier vibes), and Maggie a segzy nurse.
>>80068730>You're free to post here. Look at the positives.struggling here tbqh.
fuck man where IS IT PLEASE
>>80068750got to fink yourself lucky
Heartbeat theme tune gives me PTSD of the Sunday before school on Monday.
Tfw your lass straddles when you on your back an she hangs her tits in your face
>>80068799vicar of dibley does this for me
>>80068799What about ski Sunday theme tune?Loved watching that at my nanny's house when I was a child.
>Hypalinx working in a warehouse
>>80068811I oblige them when they do that.
>>80068799Same lad, makes me worry I've not done my homework and I'm 36
Kino o'clock already, is it notOh my
Corr looks like an early night for me. I'm fucking shattered.
Satisfactory wank earlier that was
>>80069083wanking is bad for you
>Check out real quick whether the kino is bunk or not on rotten (opinions are somewhat torn)>Some asshole normie (apparently) spoils the ending right away in his reviewGoddamnMight still watch thru on 1.5 speed or sommet
turns out the monkey is Robbie Williams.
>Start the kino just now>The fucking release has hardcoded chinky sub in itOh come the fuck onLuckily my backlog's filled to the brim, but this still does suck arseQuite kafkaesque, in fact, even
who the fook is that robbie willyams fella?never heard of him mate whyd they make a movie about him?
thinking of a funny comment to post on britfeel to fill the void in my shite life
hope you enjoy your camrip of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 anon.
>>80069089Two letters off there lad. Working is bad for you.
just take the one letter off.waking is bad for you.
Ah yes, the imaginary cartoon frog has located a womfy kino which shall make for a fine replacement kino indeed whilst the other non-chinksub release is downloading
Had to disturb the comf to piss and empty the piss bottle
>>80069325yeah but everyone already knows that mate doesnt need saying does it x
>>80069372Have a blessed day Chadolf Rizzler
Any Hushaby Mountain man in?
>>80069469Does, cause pipo forget.
>Starting February 1st, 4chan Passes are increasing in price.>One year: $30, Three years: $60worried lads
brit/pol is having alright threads
>informs the apus Israel and Hamas have reached a ceasefire deal
>>80069598Wont last 3 years lad
>>80069614Is josh on a ban or something? Only time those threads are tolerable.
Feelstreet is dead.Most of the lads must be out shagging.
>Subscene shut down half a year ago as well apparentlyWhat utterly sickening twaddle
>he cannot afford to spare the equivalent of 16.34 quid a yearokay enough of the memes, you lads really, really need jobs
Snarky little anon
>>80069632Don't know lad I filter the mongs on brit/pol
Post-400 anxiety kicking in to unacceptable levels, lads.
>>80069673not for me lad I always wait for a mong to make one they always do just wait init no stress
Two suitable replacements for subscene have been locatedQuite satisfying i do have to say
>>80069703What's a subscene?
>>80069645i could get a Something Awful account for that.
>>80069628my anti semetic apus won't like this one bit at all
Okay lads, hop on over>>80069749>>80069749>>80069749
>>80069703what are they lad?MPC-HC had a nice search feature that combed through them all without the nonsense, you'd just find the .srt for your film. gone from MPC-BE now, probably a nightmare to maintain.
>>80068844he could have been a multimillionaire right now if he didn't degen gamble his crypto gains away
