Please use lots of wet wipes after pooping. The amount of moids that don't do this at all is crazy.
>>80065629I have wet wipes but just use wet toilet paper instead. RETVRN
>>80065629>wet wipesThat shit isn't meant to be flushed, don't use wet wipes. Get a bidet or wash your ass in the shower. You can also just spit on your toilet paper before you use it to clean better with it.You fuck over our infrastructure when you flush down wet wipes and create disgusting mats of wet wipes that end up clogging sewer pipes doing that.
>>80065640You can't get it all off with paper>but I can see that I'm clean, nothing is coming off on the paperYeah, it won't come off unless you wet it with a wipe. Please, anon, I'm begging you... use wipes, please!
>>80065646I don't flush them, I throw them in a little bin next to the toilet. Yes, toilet bins are a thing. You just take out the back and throw it in the trash every so often.
i havent wiped my ass in years, i just shower every time i shit i probably have the cleanest ass on the board desu
>>80065629>fat whore dont take a bath after shitting Thats why your kind smells like shit, just time your shits with a bath is not that difficult.Also,YWNBAW
>>8006562925$ dollars on amazon10 minutes to installjust do it, literally changed my life I'm not even joking
>>80065629Literally. Take a shower after you poop. Poop early in the morning and take a shower.>>80065677Gross. Take a fucking shower, STINKY!
>>80065659>wet itI do wet it though, reread my post. A wet wipe is no different than moistened toilet paper
>>80065629Take the bidet pill.
>>80065659He said he uses wet toilet paper, read it properly. This is what I do too. I fold the toilet paper, run it quickly under the faucet and add a little bit of soap (a drop of liquid soap at the center works best but you can rub some bar soap in a pinch). My anus is sparkling clean. I also clean my penis with soap after peeing or cumming.
>>80065677>third worlder shit wipes bin haverDo not redeem, sar.
>>80065629im out of my wet wipes, so im raw doggin it rn. also you no touchy my dingus foid, my dingus is for peein, keep away from my poor innocence...
>>80065646>That shit isn't meant to be flushed, don't use wet wipesThats why i do it
>>80065629That'll ruin your plumbing.>>80065677>Having a bin full of literal rotting festering shit in your bathroomThis is disgusting.>throw it in the trash every so oftenIf you're doing this multiple times a day you are wasting a lot of plastic. Just get a bidet.
>>80065705>Thats why your kind smells like shit, just time your shits with a bath is not that difficult.I clean myself very well, I'm literally spotless by the time I'm off the toilet. I do actually shower about as often as I poop though, I just don't usually shower immediately after, but they're synced up somewhat similarly (most of the time)>YWNBAWI had to use google to decipher this brainrot, lol. Please stop letting them live in your head rent free.
>>80065629Just use jet sprays.
I just have my boyfriend lick me clean
TAKE A SHOWER STINKY FEMBOT!!!
>>80065768why is the filename in russianti ruskaya?magu ya trahnut tiba?
>>80065728>Do not redeem, sar.It's not something an Indian thing, it's European. >>80065764>This is disgusting.Not really, at least imo. It doesn't smell, and it's pretty sanitary... assuming you keep on top of disposing of it ofc.
>>80065802I do, lol. >>80065813I just found it on Pinterest. Unfortunately, no, I'm not russian. Sorry if you thought you fling a fellow Russian.
>>80065768Ok femoid, you've been selected for a random butt check.What state are you in? I'll be out to inspect shortly
>>80066137Since I use wipes, I'm ultra cleannnn
Dick down every smelly fembot on this board
>>80066172Moids are the smelly butt ones, but okay, buddy
>>80066154That's what all the stinky femanons claim. Now where am I going?
I just wash my ass in the shower, isn't that good enough?
>>80065629do you know what a bidet is ameritard?
>>80065629I don't shit anymore. My intestine is just pulled through my abdomen and drains into a bag.
>>80066190Got shot, huh? Sucks for you.
>>80065629plumber herefuck you and your wet wipesthe amount of times I was called in to unclog pipes full of wet wipes...
>>80066431>complaining about making money
>>80066431I don't flush them... I know that's bad, so I use a bathroom bin. I just throw the bag in the trash every so often. See:>>80065677
>>80065629I am not a savage I have a bidet
>wet wipes>bidetsyou guys dont own a dog?
>>80065629I shower after every single shit. I blast my asshole with that steam jet. You will never catch me walking around with a poopy butt. I am also a faggot.
>>80065629Using wipes won't make females desire me. Fuck off and lower your standards bitch
>>80066544A poppy butt is gross though, anon. You can't be allowed to continue living in such a stinky way.
>>80066471funny how the picrel is the expression women make when they have to explain something embarassing they did to cause a problem, or after when it's time to pay for the jobI still can't believe people throw literal shit in the bin in the house
>>80066600>I still can't believe people throw literal shit in the bin in the house.You'd be surprised, lol. It's a special kind of bin, and it's contents should be disposed of regular. It's actually not that weird here.
>>80066600We do it because it fucks up the septic tank otherwise.
>>80065677Fucking puke
>>80066600>the expression women make100% true. Gradually i began to hate them.
>>80066691It's not that weird!!!! I don't think it's dirty either!!!
>>80065727soap? that's insane, I just use water and spit. that combo works super well.
>>80065629I take a shower every time I shit and get right up in there with soap and hot water. I have the cleanest anus in every room guaranteed, I essentially view everyone else as a filthy debased animal.
>>80066745I use wipes and often think about how some other people must be dirty...
>>80066648must be paradise for scat fetishistsinstead of sniffing your sister's underwear you sniff her used toilet paperlmao
white niggers are disgusting and will be destroyed in civil conflict over racism no they cannot wipe their ass properly, they're just white trash slavers, maybe the slaves do that we're above it.
>>80066453This. Its a larp, don't (you) him
>>80066806The paper goes in the toilet. The bin is for the wipes mostly. But you can put anything from paper to pads in there, it's basically just the bathroom trash can.
>>80066830you know, i recall, that's beta! and that's your trump movement that's they current problem for the high iq asians who don't deserve bows let alone me stopping to not eat there's just the art of it that was your stupid white life just to hate other whites for being dumb while maybe you wipe your ass like a jap with the jap weird, very weird water systemwhites are a doomed race, they're just neo nazis nazi germany will rise again, there is no progress no progress let alone that that's gay
>>80066648>It's actually not that weird here.Are you in India?
>>80066936No, I thought they used bidets and stuff?
>>80066936It's a European thing. At least where I'm from in Europe.
>>80066936it's common in eastern/southeastern europe
>>80065629I shower after I use the bathroom generally. Havent used wet wipes since I was a teen I think
>>80066950>Belarussian detected
>>80067037No, I'm from northwestern Europe.
i like the smell of my dirty ass sorry bitch deal with it
>>80065629i simply shower often
>>80065768A lot of yapping for someone that smells like shit. Especially a tranny that smells like shit. >had to use google to decipher this brainrot, lol. Please stop letting them live in your head rent free.Newfag
>>80065689I actually do the same exact thing, it made my ass less itchy and so it became a commonplace thing
>>80067089>smells like shit.I like to think I'm pretty clean, lol.>NewfagI just didn't really know what it meant? I'm not in the know when it comes to tranny slang compared to you. I've actually been here for a decent amount of time imo. Although I'm not a super long time user.
>>80067126fuck off newfag you've been here for less than a year
>>80067132Why do you seem so bothered, anon...
>>80065728skibidi sar on god ohio rizz sigma
>>80065629>lotsI use 2 max. Start with dry paper as much as it takes to not have visible dookie on the paper after wiping. THEN use wet wipes and do the same
>>80067171He's mad you ghosted him
>>80067126>I like to think I'm pretty clean, lol.You seem very spiritually and morally unclean.
>>80065629Is she lying on a beach because that's where Indians like to poop? Is she making sure they wipe or wash after pooping? "Sanjeesh, I saw those mean dumps you made. Don't make me come there and wipe you myself!"
just get a bidet whats wrong with youfoids are disgusting
>>80067924What would make you think I'm spiritually unclean?
>>80069153your little bin full of shitty wet wipes
>>80069172I promise it's normal here in Europe, at least where I'm from. It's sanitary imo. It's all disposed of regularly, so there's really nothing to worry about.
>>80069189bet it stanks your nose is just adapted to itstanky little shitty bin
>>80069198I don't think.. I'm very sensitive to my own smells, bathroom smells etc. I always dispose of it before it builds up, so it's never been a problem.
>>80069213I don't think so*sorry, typo.
>>80069189>Europoors all keep bins full of shit in their homesWtf is wrong with them
>>80069230I don't know how to explain this, it's really not as gross as it sounds. You throw it in a bag that's in a bin, then you just put in a new bag after you've thrown the previous bag in the trash.
>>80069153you avoided the random foid stink inspection, until proven you're kinda stinky
>>80069153You posting style and image choices convey a need to stand out. People desperate for attention tend to have voids in themselves, a spiritual deadness. You also didn't really disagree with the morally unclean part, and a need to stand out often causes people to be unkind towards others. Generally unintentionally, because they don't see the forest for the trees and their constant seeking for something they lack causes them to neglect the people, experiences, and places in their life. This leads to furthering spiritual uncleanliness. A wandering soul wanders to find what it's missing after all.
>>80069247You have a stinky poo bin in your bathroom
>>80069265>You posting style and image choices convey a need to stand out.It's just how I type, lol. I can see how it could come off a little "extra", but my entire social life has been online, so I guess I've just learned to text in a weird way. >People desperate for attention tend to have voids in themselves, a spiritual deadness.That wasn't my intention, sorry. There's a reason I'm not an avatarfag/name fag; I'm not trying to fish for attention.>You also didn't really disagree with the morally unclean part.I wasn't trying to change anyone's minds, so I can see how it come off that way, but I do disagree with it. That's why I questioned why someone would think that.
>>80065629i already do that, i don't use a lot of them but i do use enough to wipe myself clean, duhuse regular tp to clean the excess, then wet wipes to take out the rest
>>80069366>I'm not an avatarfagyou are an avatarfag tho, you have been around the last couple of daysits fine tho, own itif you dont want to be an avatarfag, then either use a different image each time oooor use no image at allbut i mean, you could use this to your advantage. make a discord server and farm simps
is the wet wipe brown when she puts it in the bin?
I shove the shower head up my ass to clean
>>80069387>you are an avatarfag tho, you have been around the last couple of days.I've been around for a long time, posting and replying pretty frequently. I just really don't try to be an avatar fag, so you mustn't have noticed me. I might've just been using more repetitive images recently. >make a discord server and farm simps.I don't want to become that kind of person. Also, I might be naive, but I feel like the people of 4chan are good enough to resist such blatant simp farming, lol.
>>80069458Yes. Yes, it does. But it goes in to a disposable bag inside the bag, so I think it's okay.
>>80069366Ah I see, carry on then. Also don't listen to the simp idea, that's spiritually and morally unclean to the maximum degree.
>>80069387anon I don't think any simps would be farmed if they found out this foid is using a poop bin.Maybe some scat fetishists?
>>80069478>bin full of shitty brown wet wipesur trolling theres no way you do this
>>80065629I personally use dampened paper towels because they're more durable, cheaper and I use less of them when wiping myself off. I throw them away afterwards and like you tend to keep it relatively clean by keeping on top of disposal. Might invest in a bidet at some point.
>>80069467>I feel like the people of 4chan are good enough to resist such blatant simp farmingjasdjadsjadsjno, so try it, you will succeed>I've been around for a long time, posting and replying pretty frequentlyalso i couldnt tell, i came back to this board after more or less a year of hiatus, but i have seen you constantly
>>80069485Look it up... it's a Europe thing. I genuinely don't think it's that bad.
>>80069532Huh, that's weird. Wipes never break for me, but damp paper always does.
>>80069533>jasdjadsjadsj so try it, you will succeedI don't want to be that kind of person though. I want my loneliness to be cured by real connections, not simps that I'm exploiting.
>>80069668I mean the kind of towels you wipe your hands with, not toilet tissue. I fold a single towel once and it generally does the job. Plus they're a bit rougher so I feel pretty confident that I'm all clean afterwards.
>>80069722You get a towel all poopy... what the heck?
>>80069791PAPER towels. Is English not your first language?
>>80065711>Poop early in the morning and take a showerwhat if you poop 4 or 5 times a day? Can't shower everytime
>>80069642well we definitely don't have poop bins in the UK
>>80069909You definitely do... your family just doesn't use them. It's just for the wipes.
Nah I don't like the feeling of wet wipes, I wipe with normal paper and if it's too messy I shower. Also I only shower like once a week foid, at best. You better be prepared
>>80070026I promise you, you're not getting it all off with paper. It's literally not possible. You're making yourself a gross moid.
>>80070043just get a bidet you stinky foid
>>80069840Paper towels are very thick to be flushing down the toilet on top of your poop, so I assumed you weren't talking about them.
>>80065646It says flushable. Not my problem faggot.
>>80070054I wipe soooo much, I'm probably cleaner than a lot of bidet folks. I wouldn't leave the bathroom if I wasn't spotless, lol.
>>80070069I want you to very closely read the chain of replies, anon. Starting with my first post. Otherwise I'm going to start thinking you're not very smart.
Bidet is literally the best of both worlds. You get your asshole squeaky clean then just dry off with TP that you just flush.
>>80070109Sorry, maybe I just didn't read it properly.
>>80070120That's okay, anon. I do the same thing sometimes.
You hear that from OP all you 4chan femboys?You better start washing your ass at least 4 inches deep for your boyfriends.
>>80070099femoid please, just try using a bidet for a bit. I feel horrible for any guy who goes near your ass
>>80065629Ass hygiene is one of those things where humanity hasn't evolved a lot. 99% of people me included just use basic dry toilet paper. Then they quickly wash their hands and that's it.
>>80070232What do you think is wrong with it? I promise it's very clean, that's why I advocate for using wipes so much. It works where paper fails.In some ways, it may be even more hygienic than a bidet (no, I'm not trolling. I just don't want the water going everywhere down there. With a wipe, I can just wetly clean where I need to clean.)
>>80065677I went on holiday to Turkey once and had to do this.Absolutely life-changing. I'd never been so glad to land back home in civilisation. First thing I did was flush an entire roll of toilet paper and cry with joy.
>>80070268you're smearing it all over your butt until it reaches a concentration you find acceptable.Bidets blast off like a power washer
>>80070293I wipe it all of. Think of it like wiping peanut butter off of your palm with a wet paper towel.
>>80070303I wipe it all off*
>>80065629Foid-chan you may have good intentions but you shouldn't use wet wipes, they are worse than regular toilet paper.
>>80070622Wouldn't showering do the same thing?
>>80070622>they are worse than regular toilet paper.Also I personally disagree... just because they help me get it all off cleanly. I get your concern though, but I think I'll be fine.
>>80067241mindbroken rajesh spamming this in every thread
>>80070043Do I care though?
>>80070640That probably depends on how often you poop/shower
>>80070742Admittedly, I only shower every few days, but I also only poop every few days.
>>80065646You're not gonna wanna hear about how many women flush tampons
>>80065646>get my ass clean>don't have to collect shit-wipes in a bin for multiple days>don't have old plumbing and flush one at a time so it won't clog in my house pipes>create jobs for the city when they have to hire a shitberg breaker-upper at the municipal plant down the lineLiterally 0 downsides, I will flush
>>80065629>destroys your plumbingNothin personnel kid
wipe my butt, foid
>>80065629nah you can lick the dried shit off my ass you stupid cunt, kys
>>80065677what the SAAAAARRRRRRR
