>racially European(Nordic/Alpine) or Oriental>virgin(or a widow, or body count of 2 or lower if they were genuine attempts at romance and they weren't black/brown)>16 to 45 years old(16 is legal in my state)>4'11"(150cm) to 6'2"(190cm)>15% to 25% body fat>AA to G cup>"alt" aesthetic(NOT goth, it's like goth-lite, you know what I mean)or>gyaru aesthetic(NOT those freaks, gyaru-lite, like Kitagawa Marin, though her long nails are gross I hate those ghetto nails)>short, uncoloured, functional finger/toe nails>piercings(no nipple, belly, lip, eyelid, nose, cheek piercings. I think ear piercings look cool, I don't know what all the kinds are called, but no gauges)>no tattoos>blonde hair, black hair, brown hair, red hair, gray hair, pink hair>underlights>unshaved armpit hair>unshaved or maintained pubic hair>isn't political>is racist>likes traditional otaku media>likes The Elder Scrolls and Fallout 3/New Vegas>is compatible with an INFP-A>is compatible with a Capricorn>is compatible with a polycule if we all love each other(no more than 3P and no masculine males, only another woman or femboy/trap)
what's your problem with nail polish
>>80065851It looks like blacks and trannies.
>>80065874>blacks and tranniesyou're mentally ill
>>80065814>is racistShould I hate white people then?
>>80065874Just stop watching porn of them, obsessing about them, being a part of the majority that talks about them so much (chuds)Then your fears will go away.
>>80065814Cringe and gay
>>80065900nah you should stop watching slop anime like plastic memories though
>>80065920I have no idea what that is. Lol.
>at least 6'>big futa cock>confident>rapes my bussy>gives me prostate orgasms>doesn't masturbate except with my body>only wants me>acts like my mother
>>80065927its the anime the image you posted is from it literally says it's name in the fucking filename you dumb miserable wench
>>80065898women would polish anything but their personalities
>>80065930Wrong thread. You want a man not a woman.
>>80065898Ugly.>>80065900No, you should hate blacks and browns(Indians, jews, arabs, Africans, indios)>>80065911I don't watch (((porn))) and haven't in years.
>>80065947I don't look at the filenames of what I download...
>>80065950futas are women anon, even if they only exist in my imgination
>>80065957wow so you probably just googled 'anime girl looking at hand' and posted that talk about being a fake weeb trying to fit in I can't believe this
>>80065952I'm not one of the races you listed, but I'm not white. >I don't watch (((porn))) and haven't in yearsYou should still stop letting trannies live in your head rent free, it makes it seem like an obsession when you bring them up for no reason
>>80065963No they are not biofems will never have real dicks
>>80065949not gonna listen to someone who thinks half of the human population is subhuman
>>80065984I made one mention of trannies and I didn't even put them first. You've now made two replies about trannies.You're obsessed with trannies and like ugly nails.
>>80065985well i don't care, one day i'll have my ai waifu irl who also has a big futa dick
>>80065968Idon't know the file names of anything i have. Also how would looking up an image make someone a fake weeb? I didn't download it today, but I remember when I got it. I wanted a pic of someone looking like they were having an existential crisis, so I looked it up. Even if I was a mega weeb, I'm not going to have an image like that on hand, lol
>>80065814>NOT those freaksGIVE ME A MANBA GYARU GOD, IM FUCKING READY
my ideal gf>4'9>virgin>dark brown hair>small boobs>skinny>funny>energetic>a bit tsundere
>>80066001ok but you didnt have to reply to me.
>>80066006>You've now made two repliesI'm responding to you, lol. It's just conversation.>You're obsessed with trannies and like ugly nails.You were the one that brought up trannies though? I do like "ugly" nails though. Nail polish can be cute imo.
>>80066016posting images from media you haven't consumed is cultural appropriation, away with you wench
>>80065814>racially anything>virgin(no exception)>16 to 25(14 is legal where I live but they're too retarded, even for a woman)>any height unless it's a midget or some giant that can't walk properly>any body fat unless she's 250+ lbs>any cup size>don't care about aesthetic, just don't look like a whore
>>80066041i recognise you by your pictures already. youre a attentionwhore avatarfag
>>80066041You're a 6 year old girl or tranny.
>>80066048It looks nice though, I must send! I *could* try and find images from anime I like... but why not just anything from the vast collection on the Internet.
>>80066055>attentionwhore avatarfagYou might recognise me, but I don't try to be either of those things, no.
>>80066060I understand why you'd think I'm a tranny, but why would you think I'm 6..?
>>80066064I shall give you a second chancewhat anime do you like?
>>80066032excellent taste anon, mines the same but instead of dark brown hair,>red or blonde hair
>>80066096good taste in hair as well anon
>>80066082Because painted nails are for blacks, trannies, and 6 year olds. Mature adult women keep short, uncoloured, functional nails.
>>80066093Nichijou and girl's last tour are some that I've liked recently. I know they're not exactly new, but I still wanted to watch them. I also like some kyoani stuff.
>>80066122>Mature adult women keep short, uncoloured, functional nails.I'm going to skin you with my painted nails desu.I'm outside your house rn.
>>80065814>pale skin>taller than me (5'6+)>thin>wants to provide>likes to cuddle>likes sex>is loyal>is kinky>is obsessed with me>likes anime>likes vidya>doesnt mind wearing makeup>doesnt dress like a slut>we have chemistry (really important)that's kinda iti would do the house chores for heri would reassure her every step of the wayi would do whatever makes her happyi would give her the space she needsbut i wouldnt allow any cheatingi dont care if she is not a virgin unless she was a massive slut or if she cheated in the pasti think im asking for a lot tho
>>80066162Yeah u sound gay
>>80066171no wait, i said im asking for a lot not that im gaywhy would i be gay
>>80065814you should be shot for the last three lines
>>80066240it was obviously posted by a troon or a fembot, no actual man alive would want that
>>80066240Why?>>80066256I'm a straight masculine man.
>>80066272>Picrel>I'm racistBruh
>>80066278Race is deeper than skin colour, it's bone structure, scent, brain functions. Africans are ugly, chocolate elves aren't.
>>80066304dude you have a way with words what are you doing here? you convinced me
>>80065949go polish ur bald head fatty>>80066122literally the oppositebare short nails are slovenly and childish trannies and blacks wear those disgusting extra long pointy fake nails
>>80066304I disagree, anon. On the brain part specifically.
>>80066333You're no older than 18
Ideal gf>likes me
my ideal gf is emotionally distant, has her own hobbies outside of me, and loves sex.
>>80066715You sound like a poor anon who deserves true love. Sad...
>>80066719No such thing as true love. I just want a woman who is capable of loving me without stressing me out from constantly craving my attention.
>>80066726>No such thing as true love.I believe in it. If you're a nice anon, I think you find it one day. You just need to have hope.
>>80066687yeah, that is not realistic at all anon...
>>80066739Women can't love. Best you can do is accept being alone
>>80066789I'm a woman, I can love. I truly believe you find someone if you stay hopeful.
>>80065814I am most of these things. But I'm male.
>>80066803you should date me anon
>>80066803> I can loveYou think you do but at the end of the day you will choose the best option you can get. Nta, and I do want to believe but I can't convince myself that anyone would love someone like me over any other normal guy who is more interesting, competent, smarter, socially skilled and better looking.
men can say this, but when i when i want a man taller than me i'm told i have high standards?
>>80067599one thing is the ideal, the other thing is height being a dealbreaker
>>80067599>IdealCan you read? Also nothing I listed is difficult to achieve, dumb faggot
>>80067617did i say that it was a dealbreaker? i had a crush on a 5'4 manlet. (i'm 5'6)>>80067624>nothing I listed is difficult to achieve>racially European(Nordic/Alpine) or Oriental
>>80067640Just be born human and not brown? Not hard.
>>80067657just be born human and above 5'10, easy peasy
>>80067599>That is 100% not the only thing you want>Most men don't have standards and even delusional retards like op with super detailed preferences would be happy with any girl that gives them attention
>>80067674I'm White, 185cm, blonde hair and blue eyes. Better luck next incarnation o algo.
>>80067640>did i say that it was a dealbreaker?then why the fuck are you getting madalso calling him a manlet... bakayou surely call your exes incels too
>>80067599>>80067640The height standard that women have is a covert racial standard too. Most white men are tall, most brown and asian men are not.
>>80067704because i enjoy baiting
>>80067713go fish then, its pretty fun apparently
This is my ideal gf. I want her, I need her.
>>80065814>Is a virgin, this is unnegotiable>introverted>One or more common hobby's>Similar goals, wants a family>Is a 5/10 or higherThat's it.And this is apparently an unrealistic standard that doomed me to being a 36 year old virgin.
>>80065814>Euro or EA>virgin>16-19>6' (shorter than me) all my gf have been short but its not good for the gene pool.>athletic/sporty build>tits all good as long as not comically overlarge>trad aesthetic>trimmed nails>no piercings or tats of any kind>head hair thick, soft and long>shaved elsewhere>nat soc>racist at a fine granular level (down to the individual - you know what i mean).>loves media that I do>loves any game thats multiplayer>creams to INTJ (me)>thinks horoscope is bullshit>wants me to fuck her female interests so that she can get involved.My choices mog yours, now back to reality.
My standards are the most unreasonable because they apply to personality traits lololNot taller than me (I'm 1.70)>Within my age range (I'm 22)>Just like me, unexperienced virgin>lives within roadtrip distance to me>willing to love me for who I am>likes laughing and jokes alot>good at conversation or chatting >won't get mad at me for saying "nigga" or "faggot">not fatmy unreasonably if not outright impossibly high standards (the things that I have listed here) have condemned me to a life of eternal loneliness. There is no such thing as a woman, to whom these traits apply. And if there even were, she wouldn't be interested in me. Henceforth, billions must die.
>>80067918You're in high school o algo
>a girl that likes me and i like her>goblin or gnome archetype (will NOT elaborate)>probably broadly northern European, but i don't mind being a hypocrite much>is not obese>is fairly kind>will not panic in crisis situationsthat's about it! >>80066963hell yeah dog kukuru is best girl in any series ever
>>80068157>o algodo you have autism? why do you always say or something?
>>80068205Are you stupid o algo?
>>80068230you know there are better ways to evade the mute right?
>>80068244Sorry, I don't talk to teenagers unless they're women o algo
>>80065814lol, dammit, ok then, one more time>biologically female and identifies as such>aged between 22-32>tomboyish attitude (doesn't care much for being polite, can take and dish out banter, has a more "cool" vibe than a "cute" vibe, etc.)>hopelessly loyal and will pester the shit out of me with her interests or getting to know mine, if we don't share them>can listen and is supportive, in for the long run, a genuine friend as well>completely plain/average looks, a 5-7/10 at most>not a whole lot of friends, and not a whole lot of experience either (body count of 4 at most)>actually exists and is near me (impossible)
>>80067839Same, only the hobbies I don't mind because we can learn/teach about each other's hobbies
>>80068157so wrongtry harder
>>80065814>White or close to it>not short (perfect range is 5'7-6'0, acceptable is 5'4+)>younger than 25, ready to get married within 2-3 years>not fat or otherwise ugly>wants six or so kids>racist>good chemistry
>white>not fat or over 40+
>>80065814>preffelable lower body count, but will accept any number of genuine relationships; any sexual activity outside of relationship in her history is a game over; if I'll find out 10years and 2 kids later that she once blew a stranger to hurt her ex bf it is over immediately>any type of beauty except bimbo or plastic>if she has good genetics, can be chubby; if not below 25% body fat>don't care about height, cup size>reads books>has any hobby she can talk about>no tattoos nor colored hair>must have a bush; this one is non negotiable>not more than 2 mental ilnesses at once>preferably perverted; any perversion is good as long as it does not involve poop
>upbeat, optimistic, kind, honest and not afraid to speak her truth>physically affectionate and enjoys cuddling>will scratch my back for me>doesnt let me get away with being negativistic>likes nature and animalsPhysically I dont really have a type per se but the following would be cool>pale skin>light eyes>dark hair
