Listen here anon, I will give you 4 months for you to find a girlfriend. That's enough time for you to get fit and learn decent social skills. If you fail then you will die. >b-but muh blackpill!!!Fine then, enjoy burning in hell for all of eternity, no pussy while alive and no pussy after death. The time is ticking, good luck.
>frogposterdon't spam shit threads
yeah sure but only if i can break up with her afterwards
>>80066468Fuck that, I need a job first.
>>80066468guess ill die lol, op, i cant just sprout wings and fly, what you think?
>>80066468women are horrifying and I'm not even joking
>>80066468I like man ass... Like yours, anon...
>>80066468>I will give you 4 months for you to find a girlfriend.do not interact with women unless you can afford a criminal defense lawyer, as soon as a woman knows about your existence she will gossip about you with her other girlies who have too much time on their hands escalating to the point that they will falsely accuse you of something for the most obtuse reasons that will impact your life
>>80066468>If you fail then you will dieGoodActually, can you speed things up and kill me right away?
>>80066468b-b-b-but girls are scary!! >.<
>>80066468I already am fit and I feel like I look about as good as I can possibly get. Unless you have some makeover tips for a guy?
>>80066468listen here you stupid little retard frogi am fucking HUGE, some dudes on the gym think i roid unironically. 4 months is nowhere even near enough to get fit. social skills? you green little nigger i havent learned social skills in 27 years, what makes you think ill learn them in 4 monthsnow give me that shotgun before you hurt yourself
>>80066578>Unless you have some makeover tips for a guy?Keratopigmentation
>>80066468>way too fat >sort of retarded >standards too highi think i could in 6-8 months. i dont think i will though.
>>80066597> i am fucking HUGEpics
>>80066609That looks mildly dangerous as far as eye surgery goes. I already have blue eyes that I like though.
>>80066468>learn decent social skillstell me the first thing of how that happens.you can't, I know you can't, because it's actually a talent that no one knows how to develop. You either get it or you don't.
>>80066468I wont get fit on 4 months also im poor, ugly and boring.Unironically id be grateful if someone would kill me rn
>>80066468just fucking shoot me
