>roommate: *leaves the bathroom without washing his hands*>me: "did you wash your hands?">roommate: "yeah...." *walks back in and washes his hands* "I wash them before">me: "holy shit" *get up to go wash the door knob and lightswitch*>roommate: "I use the bidet, I don't have to wash my hands"
>>80066762Remember... he's touched everything in the house with his dirty hands.
>roommateThat's your mistake.
>>80066762at least his butt is clean anon