Dammit I drank too much blo-.. ahem, pomegranate juice, and now my stomach kinda hurts.
You have already that shitty cut general, stop spamming
>>80067892*gently massages ur belly*there there, anon
>blo-Finish the thought. You were gonna say blowjob juice, you massive faggot. Go vomit the cum out and you'll feel better.
Why would you want to be a vampire anyways. It's a miserable existence. Constantly hunted down by normalfaggots, can't go outside during the day, food tastes like shit and all you drink is blood which tastes like pennies no matter how much you get used to it. Being a robot would be better.
>>80067975I'm only awake at night and sun burns my skin easy anyways. I'd live forever, and can turn into a bat probably.
>>80067955He was gonna say Blo'Hole Blast.
>>80067940Hyyuuu~ Grrrrrr...
Get you some POM aand lay off the baby gravy.
