How long did it take y'all to lose your virginity. No lying btw.
pretty fast, i think i was like 5
30 years. I ascended late. Don't know why I still stick around here.
>>8006801817 with my first long term girlfriend. wife lost hers at 22.
>>80068018lost it to a hooker a year agoim 18didnt feel good, didnt feel like i ascended desu
>>80068027>30 yearsso being a wizard wasnt that fun after all huh
>>80068018Took about an hour.
>>80068018I was 20. It was bad, we were both really drunk
>there are sexhavers and normalfags on my /r9k/
>>80068018>lose your virginityi greedly hold on to it, me no want to lose what innocence i have left
I lost it when I was 16. I wasn't trying to lose it. I started dating a girl and I went to her place not expecting to have sex, maybe kissing was as far as I was expecting to go, and she sat me down on her bean bag and got on top of me, unbuttoned my pants and put it in her. It happened so fast, I was shocked.
>>8006801826 years old with my first gf
>>80068018I'm still a virgin at 25.
Your blood will come
Out from you as
The knife strikes your
>>80068484YOU WILL BE FUCKING NAILED ONTO WOODEN CROSSES
Arteries and cuts them
>>80068018Lost it at age 16. I rushed because I was worried I might never have sex.
>>80068530Your life is shallowhttps://derpibooru.org/1379030
Right open this would
Cause an eradication that
>>80068018i lost it to a prostitute. at least i don't think about losing my virginity anymore
Puts you to your
Death you put yourself
On this path the
Moment you started your
Little crusade of yours
Believing that it'd make
You this legendary saviour
That would save the
>>80068018I got raped by the dog when I was 8 and again by my brother when I was 10
World from its sins
Which is obviously how
You're wanting to portray
Yourself considering how hard
You're denigrating your enemy
Wanting to portray them
As among the absolute
Worst human beings to
Have ever existed believing
>>80068018Age 22 with a hooker
That it would accomplish
Whatever you think it's
41 years and still not a crumb
Going to accomplish that
You think would make
Other people like you as a person
>>8006801835 khhv lolGonna make it to 40Hell, probably going to die khhv
>>8006801815my friends and I went to a brothelbig mistake to be honest, the whole experience was so negative that I rejected the advances of a cute girl a week later
>>80068018>gifYOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO PRETEND, YOU'D JUST GET FUCKING DEFENESTRATEDhttps://derpibooru.org/images/2120445https://derp.ibooru.org/images/2412107https://derpibooru.org/1126961https://derpibooru.org/images/2844194https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-1-bb7dedddea.gif Thought you'd be a hero just by posting this, didn't you?>>>/int/206777897
Hoping that others would
Consider you this well-rounded human being
>>8006801815she was kinda ugly and fat and smelly and her room was a fucking pig pen and I got clowned on by my bros when I told them I fucked herAlso the pussy was loose and I couldn't cum. 1/10 would not repeat
For whatever reason that you think such a case is likely to even happen
>>80068018I lost it at 34 with my 18 year old girlfriend.It wasn't really a singular event, her hymen was really extensive and it took about 2 weeks of stretching. There was a lot of blood
>>80068018lost it last year at 27.i got high and info dumped on her how i abused drugs and had criminal record. she thought i was this badass criminal and not just some loser who got high and drunk in his room crying.she wanted raw sex and i wanted affection.it was never gonna work and i always kinda knew you know.
>>80068453This (sort of) but more voluntarily in my case.
>>80070081How the fuck did you get an 18 year old girlfriend at age 34
Thirty-three. Possibly thirty-two. Been getting voodoo raped daily by a witch.
>>80068018I was 20. It wasn't worth it she was mid, mentally ill and dead fish in bed. I got hpv infection years later. Sex isn't worth it unless you find someone truly special.
>>80068018Shortly before my 25th birthday
it took a long time. think of the Kia Soul commercial with the mice or hamsters or whatever as the basis for it
>>8006801825 and counting>muted for 4 seconds
i was 21 or 22 completely antisocial still am, hooked up with a stripper i got lap dances from was with a group of work friends for like a week
>>8006801818 and still a virgin. No kisses or dates or girlfriends either, most I've done is grope a girl's ass and legs, and that was literally this afternoon.
>>80071003we met in an online game and she started aggressively hitting on me, life can be weird
>>8006801815 to my now wife who was 14 at the time.
>>80068018I got molested but if that doesn't count then I didn't
>>80068025Kek. Underrated post. Fpbp.
>>80068018one nine
>>80068018I still have my virginity so I'll have to get back to you later.
>>8006801816 to hs gf, it was good, cuddled afterwards then did it again.
>>80069171i would hope you wouldnt a 15 year old again
>>80068018Never did. Never will. Shrimple as.
>>80068018Was 15 at the time
>>80072115Liar you lost it to some local girl in your town
Even though that would be really unlikely
