A log got stuck halfway through and I had to pull it out. If I had a girlfriend then this wouldn't have happened.
Or you could just eat some fiber
>>80068037I'm a ketolard. Sorry. My religion.
>>80068058hold your shit in for days and don't drink water, it'll become so hard that when you DO shit it'll come right out as pellets and will be so hard you won't have to wipe
>>80068762Are you a shitologist?
>>80068029she would peg you so much you anus would be always wide open and poop would just fall out