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are you supposed to fold toilet paper or ball toilet paper when you wipe your ass?
let's settle this debate once and for all
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Its weird no one teaches you how to wipe and you have to experiment with your ass at first
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>>80068436
If you use two squares per wipe then you have to fold, as a ball would be too small and awkward to hold. And I don't see a need to use more than two at a time.
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>>80068436
fold and there is absolutely zero chance anybody actually balls it up what the fuck
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I just put it in a ball because it's quicker but my grandpa taught me to fold it.
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>>80068491
>>80068502
you're supposed to wrap it around your hand like a paper mache glove to wipe yourself
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I ball it and don't really care. Who really does as long as your ass gets clean.

>noooo you use slightly more TP if you don't do it this exact way

I don't care.
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>>80068516
Isn't that just what women do?
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>>80068553
women don't wipe
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>>80068436
Fold. It rips less, it picks up more poo, and your fingers are shielded from touching your dirty ass crack. Literal monkey ball their toilet paper. You might as well go full Indian and wipe with your hand at that point.
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>there are people who just roll a ton of toilet paper around their hand and wipe like twice
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>>80068553
No the vagina is self-wiping dumb virgin
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I curl it into a circle and wrap it around my hand, I use an entire roll to wipe my ass after every shit. Poorfags don't even try to respond.
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>>80068899
Decreases the chances that you'll get poop on your hands.
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>>80068899
Wait till you hear about towel wipers
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>>80068516
that's what mom told me to do but it's inefficient and uses a lot of tp so I just fold and then I fold again before discarding it and getting more (if need be)
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>>80068965
Instead its all over your ass, pants and the air
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I wrap it around my fingers. Wipe from the bottom going up in an arc around the left side of the anus, rotate 90 degrees, wipe right side, rotate 90 degrees, wipe up the center. Repeat as needed, the poopy end unrolls into the water with every quarter turn. It is the most efficient way.



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