I mean this completely sincerely and I do not mean to be offensive to individuals in the church who are genuine practicing members, but holy fuck am I so tired of the "go to church to get a gf" meme. I don't know where this meme started, but the individual(s) who started it are most certainly delusional. Hormones don't care about religion. We're all familiar with the general agnostic/atheist/(maybe pagan) girls who attended normal schools and maybe went to church for holidays etc, and we're all aware of how sexually deviant these girls generally tend to be. Almost every single girl I grew up in church with or went to private christian school(s) with was sexually active before marriage, with the sole exception being the singular obese girl (she may have been, but she never discussed it unlike the other girls). I have heard similar stories from other anons and I myself have a boatload of wild bullshit that I have heard/witnessed. If you would like any of these, I dont mind elaborating. Anyways, save yourself the hassle.
It's their parents who are the most tiresome.
>>80068461>doesn't mind elaboratingI was promised erotica.
>>80068594>It's their parents who are the most tiresome.often times their parents dont give a shit or assume that they are virtuous enough to not spread their legs or come up with excuses to engage in sexual activities.
>>80068461I dont want a church girl for the simple reason that they are boringgive me some degenerate fujo, at least they have interests and hobbies
>>80068608>I was promised erotica.No... But I would be willing to detail some of the shit I was around.
>>80068626Don't welsh on me you fuck!
https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/08/christianity-the-great-jewish-hoax/
>>80068611You must have no idea what the American collapse looks like if you still think this is the case. Alcoholism and nicotine addictions, football-MAGA mentalities all the way down. Builds conformists and black sheep paradigms and destroys families.
1) american prots are not Christian2) there are 0 young women in churches these days. Im a 22yo guy whos been going to church, been an altar boy, been in the choir, LED the choir, bible study, etc. since i was 6 years old and ive never seen a girl between the ages of 16 and 30 in church except for the major holidays. Young women do not go to church. You will not find young women at church. Only young men. I know 5 or 6 guys my age who go to my church every sunday, good salt of the earth kidn of guys, hard working - all single and incels (though they wouldn't admit it)
>>80068461The meme works in my area because it's isolated and rural, and we're a small community with old traditions and strict rules, which is what you would look for, I guess. I have been to the city and hung out with church girls there, albeit in a kind of cultural exchange, and I agree that they're not angels or whatever. The girls in my village aren't either and anyone who lived in such a place would know it can get uglier than in the city. But parents and elders are very strict about sex and marriage so that keeps everyone in check. Which only proves your point.
>>80068642Ight. There were a few different beliefs, however most of them fit into 2 categories that being keeping the hymen intact and or genital IN genital contact. The first one seems to be the oldest but least popular interpretation, essentially says that any sexual activity that does not result in the breaking of the hymen is not a sin (but not always socially acceptable). This is where the idea of evangelical girls being good at butt stuff comes from (they are). I even knew people who were so serious about this that they believed that a girl could take her own virginity by breaking her own hymen. The other camp believed in either some degree of genital in genital contact or semen in genital contact. Essentially if the male and female genitalia were not directly touching each other specifically in regards to penetration then it didn't count as sex. They essentially considered sex with a condom to be some kind of "mutual masturbation" as according to them in order for it to be considered virginity loss there needed to both be PiV and or ejaculation (some also believed that if you pulled out and didnt nut in them that they were still virgins, but these were less common). There were also girls who believed that it was a sin to deny a man sex if he asked specifically because it is believed that men are superior spiritually to women. Because of some weird esoteric and theologically unsound justification, if a man is in a position to solicit sex from a woman it is considered a sin for the woman to deny him sex, and it is not considered a sin for the woman unless she was actively leading him on (however they still believed that it was a sin for the man).
>>80068654Na I'm aware of the other bullshit. >>80068703>american prots are not Christiancouldnt have said it better myself. most american protestants share more in common with the new age movement than actual christianity, however many of these behaviors that I'm talking about also apply to non-protestant groups.
>>80068721I'm >>80068703 and also from a rural area but as i say in my post it is the inverse of what you say. There are 0 young women in churches here, they all move to the big city for a few years where they suck and fick and fuck and suck and then maybe return as single mothers. Out of 10 girls from my former class, 4 are now single mothers.
>>80068703>since i was 6 years old and ive never seen a girl between the ages of 16 and 30 in church except for the major holidays.This is what happened at my church. Most of the girls became sexually active EXTREMELY early on (12, maybe 13 years old) and then got laid all throughout middle school and the start of high-school and then left when it became inconvenient for their sex lives or personal beliefs. Most girls leave the church a few years after they become sexually active and then come back when they're ready to settle down. What was even crazier is that (at least in my church) many of the older girls/women actively covered and or encouraged these girls to engage in sexual activity, even the younger ones.
>>80068753American prots lack humility in their faith. Like those black churches where they play gospel music and dance and holler, or those massive megachurches or those tv preacher healers or whatever. Americans will go "praise Jesus!" all day, but actually LIVING through Jesus and abiding by the rules? Nah, they will pass on that.
>>80068806>American prots lack humility in their faithIts not just prots though, some of the sluttiest girls I have ever met were catholic. orthodox seems to be the best in this regard, however even then I am sure that this culture is bleeding in.
Kiara is both such a stacy and a menhera
>>80068461I already have my homeschooled church girl picked out, I just need to get a good job and save up for a home.
>>80068834Oh yeah Catholicism has also been in aded and erverted after Vatican II (i say this as a catholic). Pre Vatican II Catholicism and Orthodoxy were nigh indistinguishable i ntheir mass service. But now there are CATHOLIC churches where the mass looks like something out of a protestant church. Did you know that in Vatican II they advised priests to "not use old latin psalms and hymns because it is too difficult to church goers"? They turned the Catholic Church into a hobby instead of the path to salvation. "we need to modernise the Church" why? It is so fuckibg infuriating and terrible what they did to the Catholic Church through subversion. And now last year the Pope FORBADE the traditional Latin mass from being enacted. Fucking disgusting.
>>80068721>But parents and elders are very strict about sex and marriage so that keeps everyone in checkParents cant moniter their kids 24/7, they are just naive enough to believe them when they say they havent had sex
>>80068951Oh and a few weeks ago the pope told priests to "keep their sermons under 10 minutes or people will get bored". WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF THEY GET BORED? IT'S CHURCH NOT A FUCKING CIRCUS. YOU GO TO CHURCH TO HAVE A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE BEFORE GOD THE FATHER AND NOT TO HAVE FUN.
>>80068996If you cant get your point across in 10 minutes, which is already a long amount of time then you're just bad at public speaking
Church is bad because the only single women it could possibly attract are liars and whores. You may find a good married woman in church, but this is incredibly rare. The reason for this is very simple, obvious even. Women whore around. When they want to pretend to be human they go to church where the preacher is a nonchristian. Many giveaways but the main reason is because most preachers aren't Christian. Because they aren't Christian they are able to suggest to men marrying used worthless nonvirgin women.If a woman were any good she would already be married at the youngest possible age. To wait any longer increases the chance she becomes a bad person like all the other women.
>>80068980>they are just naive enough to believe them when they say they havent had sexThis.
>>80069019Ten minutes is just barely enough to give an introduction to a simple topic. Theology and dogma are complex subjects. The ten minute rule is obviously in place to ensure religion is never discussed from the pulpit.
>>80069019What this anon >>80069077 said. How are you supposed to explain the mysteries of the Church to the layman in 8-10 minutes? This is just another step towards turning Catholicism from a deep and formidable theological framework of salvation into pure platitudes. Did you know that most Catholics nowadays cannot explain what the Holy Trinity is? Than most Catholics nowadays don't know what transubstantiation is and don't believe in it? They turned Catholicism into pure ritual, going through the motions. Most Sinday churchgoers can recite the Nicean creed by heart, yet none understand it. They just parrot the words. It is heartbreaking.
>>80068461This stupid advice is usually given by lead poisoning boomer christcucks and their Gen Xer subordinates. They think millenial and zoomer men can find a wife who goes to church every Sunday just like they did in their youth; except they fail to realize that their hidden libertine youth era was the one that permanently changed dating culture for young men today, and that those men and boys who follow that shitty advice are doomed to be permaincels stuck to be some single peasant who works and only pays taxes + tithe for the rest of his life if he doesn't open up to dating whores.Of course, to the defense of these old farts that are out of touch on basically everything, no parent wants their son to marry and have children with a harlot, especially one that has kids before his son married the slut because of the slimmer chance that the old fart could not have grandchildren, ever.
>>80069250Also, I noticed OP's pic was drawn by bluefield. I kinda miss his femboy art ngl, but he wouldn't be as famous if he continued drawing them.
>>80068461When I grew up church girls were usually kinda slutty and give head.Then every girl became kinda slutty.I have a hard time believing church girls magically became better people a decade or two later just because modern women became hoes.
>>80068461Those girls you were around weren't actual christians though and they probably aren't in church anymore.They were only really christian as an identity because their parents took them to church and sent them to christian private school.
>>80069584They stopped existing. Women dont go to church anymore, only chud incels
>>80069618>Those girls you were around weren't actual christians though and they probably aren't in church anymore.>They were only really christian as an identity because their parents took them to church and sent them to christian private school.This has been almost every christian girl I have met, including ones who didn't go to my church. One time at a conference a girl I was casually talking to straight up asked me if I wanted to quickly duck out of the breakup session to have sex, I had known her for maybe less than 3 hours and we were both under 15 at the time.
